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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,380 --> 00:00:03,559 In 1979, on a school skiing trip, 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,239 PE teacher Tony Mammoth was engulfed 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,919 by an avalanche. Perfectly preserved under the snow, 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:13,519 he was found and miraculously brought back to life 5 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,880 over 40 years later. 6 00:00:15,881 --> 00:00:20,199 Is this some kind of joke? I'll tell you right now, you can 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,439 not make Tony Mammoth look stupid. I didn't know there were 8 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:26,199 yellow lines there. It wasn't a crematorium back in 1979. 9 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,959 If anything, I thought the Capri added a touch of colour and class 10 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,439 to what could have otherwise been a very, very sad day. 11 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,559 Yeah. Are you listening to a word I say? 12 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:36,159 For a parking enforcement, please press five. 13 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,639 DOORBELL 14 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,759 - Please press five. - I'm on the phone. - Please press five. 15 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,000 DOORBELL 16 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,000 I said I'm on the phone! 17 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,999 Hang on a second. 18 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,110 I'm sorry, I don't recognise that number. 19 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,519 I don't like your attitude, pal! Put me through to your manager. 20 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,239 Please press five. 21 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,440 GLASS SMASHES 22 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,440 Oh, for Christ's sake! 23 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,039 - Please press five. - I can't press five, 24 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,719 can I, you dick! The phone's in the house, 25 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,039 - and I'm outside. - Try speaking the number. 26 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,079 Five... 27 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,130 Five! 28 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:09,119 - Five, five, five, five, five, five! - I'm sorry, I don't recognise that number. 29 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,240 Thank you. You have selected two, recycling. 30 00:01:49,751 --> 00:01:53,279 Now, I don't want to overly worry you, 31 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,479 but this panic attack 32 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,439 really should act as a wake-up call. 33 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,159 Have to stop you there, Doctor. 34 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,479 I don't panic, and I never have. The big drought, '76, 35 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,959 everyone else panicking. I just put my Speedos on 36 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,479 and my shades and made some pina coladas. 37 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,559 And how many units 38 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,920 of alcohol do you think you drink a week now? 39 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:15,319 - 30. - 30? That's 15 pints. 40 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,599 - Oh, is it? Oh, in that case, 60, then. - 60?! 41 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,399 You really do need to start looking after yourself better. 42 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,359 More fruit and vegetables, a lot less alcohol, 43 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,519 - regular exercise... - Doctor, an avalanche couldn't kill me. 44 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,439 I'm sure a few pints won't make a difference. 45 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,519 Just in case, I want to give you one of these. 46 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,239 - What's this? - A referral for free personal training 47 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,439 sessions at the local leisure centre. 48 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,999 You really should start thinking 49 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,599 about making changes to your lifestyle. 50 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,600 - Is it worth getting a second opinion? - No. 51 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,240 Thank you, Doctor. The new Tony Mammoth starts today. 52 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,479 Mm! Lovely! 53 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,039 THEME TUNE TO MINDER 54 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,759 - Please, Mum. Not again. - I'm just saying. 55 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,999 Your university application 56 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,239 won't stand out if you've got no work experience, 57 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:06,360 - will it, Mammoth? - Absolutely. Never a borrower nor a lender be. 58 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,919 Yeah... Brilliant. It's totally your decision, 59 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,479 but don't blame me if you don't get into uni. 60 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,879 I mean, it's going to be all the fun of the fair, isn't it, 61 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,679 when you're hanging out around car parks with your mates, 62 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,359 smoking wacky baccy? Next thing you know, you'll be 63 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,839 down an alleyway injecting spice into your eyeballs. 64 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,479 Why is it always spice in the eyeballs, 65 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,079 Mum?! Fine, I'll start looking for a job. 66 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,159 Great. I'll start looking for one, too. 67 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,279 Can you both look for one in a different room? 68 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,119 - You've already got a job. - Yeah, 69 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,159 and I've got a new boss who's an absolute arsehole. 70 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:43,159 Turned me down for a raise. Oh, but he gave your weird little mate 71 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,879 - Nathan a raise. - Nathan's not weird, Mum. 72 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,759 He's 18 and he still plays with Lego. 73 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:51,519 Yes, with me. And it's not Lego. It's Lego Technics. 74 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,360 It's not the point. Why does he get a raise and I don't? 75 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,440 Let your dad answer that one, and I say this out of love. 76 00:03:58,441 --> 00:04:01,559 You're being weak, and you're not weak, 77 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,559 - you're a Mammoth. - Oh, thanks. - I've been in your position, 78 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,759 a boss taking liberties. Did I put up with it? 79 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,599 No. I marched in there and I said, 80 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,919 - "You pay me what I'm worth or I walk." - And it worked? 81 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,120 More or less. 82 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,639 Are you joining the gym? 83 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,719 Some jobsworth doctor said I needed to. 84 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,759 I said, "Me? A PE teacher? Doesn't get any fitter than this." 85 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,919 - I think you should join a gym. - What are you trying to say? 86 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,919 Nothing. Just wouldn't do you any harm, 87 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,240 would it, to get a bit fitter for me and Theo... 88 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,839 - ..Theo's kids? - Yeah. I don't 89 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,010 think Lego boy's having kids any time soon. 90 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:41,479 Fine. Yeah. I'll join a gym for you, for Theo, 91 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,400 and for Theo's kids, which he's definitely going to have. 92 00:04:48,811 --> 00:04:52,479 Hey, guys. What can I do for you today? 93 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:55,280 I am here for a personal training session with her. 94 00:04:55,281 --> 00:04:58,159 Oh, no, Grandad, she doesn't work here, 95 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,519 - she's a model. - I can see she's a model. Why did you let her go?! 96 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,480 You'll have blokes leaving in droves. 97 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,719 - Are you both looking to join? - No. 98 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,239 Mum said I had to come just to make sure he actually 99 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,959 - went through with it. - You still looking for a lifeguard? 100 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,039 - Cos he's after a job. - Are you lifeguard trained? 101 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,439 - Just say yes, they'll never check. - Oh, no, I actually am. 102 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,519 Mum made me do it before we went to Center Parcs, 103 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:22,239 you know. Water is a great servant, but a terrible master. 104 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,079 - She's a bit full-on. - She is a bit. - Right. 105 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,159 Well, no-one's applied yet, 106 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,639 so I can take you up to see the manager if you want. 107 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:31,839 - Oh, OK. - Cool. Right, uh, 108 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:35,039 I'll be back in a minute, and we can do your induction. 109 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,279 - Come on, mate. - Induction? 110 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,080 Yeah, I think I know how a gym works, pal. Mm! 111 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,159 Such a pity. 112 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,120 30 seconds start now. Let's go. 113 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,719 Oh... So sorry. 114 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,159 Uh... 115 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:54,320 Oh... 116 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:04,760 Oh! 117 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,760 Oh, no... Nice to meet you. 118 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,519 Well, he said I can start straight away. 119 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,900 I used to be a lifeguard once. 120 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,119 Most boring job in the world. 121 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,359 I kept falling asleep, until I discovered Dexedrine. 122 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:35,519 - What? Drugs? - Not drugs, uppers. You inject drugs. 123 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,039 My old man, Stanley Mammoth, 124 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,079 swore by Dexedrine. Said in the war one time... 125 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,959 ..he stayed up for four days straight on them. 126 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,399 Drove a tank all the way to Libya in one go. 127 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,879 All the rest of the unit were in Egypt. 128 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,159 He got a right bollocking when he got back. 129 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,159 He wasn't even a tank driver. Oh, yes... 130 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,750 They don't make them like Stanley Mammoth any more. 131 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,959 I think I'm going to be fine, Grandad. 132 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,319 I'm actually much more worried about people not listening to me. 133 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:06,999 - I'm not much of a shouter. - I was exactly like you once. 134 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,319 Obviously, better-looking, stronger, filled with confidence, 135 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,359 but I wasn't much of a shouter until I found out 136 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,600 you don't have to be if you've got a trusty... 137 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,170 ..whistle. 138 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,559 See that bloke over there? 139 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,999 LOUD WHISTLE 140 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,360 Feet, off the table, now! 141 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,919 It's as simple as that. 142 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,639 Well, I never. 143 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,520 Tony Mammoth, it IS you! 144 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,079 - Terry Keane. - I can't believe it. 145 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:44,879 You're looking so well. What a treat! 146 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,879 I'm here doing a spot of football with a few other oldies. 147 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,679 Got to keep active at my age. 148 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:53,239 We couldn't believe it when we heard you were still alive! 149 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,839 I bet you couldn't, Terry. I bet you couldn't. 150 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:59,079 Oh, listen, I better run, about to start the second half. 151 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,719 Oh, it's so good to see you! 152 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,119 Let's have a proper catch-up soon, eh? 153 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,799 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Terry? 154 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,679 - You'd like that a lot. - Oh, yes, I would! 155 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:13,200 - I bet you would. - Yes, I would, heh! A lot! 156 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,599 KNOCKS RHYTHMICALLY 157 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,759 CHUCKLES 158 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,599 - All right, Mel, everything OK? - Yeah, yeah. It's great. 159 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,719 It's never better. I love working here, 160 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:33,080 I love it. So, uh... Just wanted to say that. 161 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,760 That is really great, but I really should get on. 162 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:43,039 Actually, ignore what I just said, because, um... 163 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:47,239 Well, it's not all right. Well, it's a bit shit. 164 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:52,279 Well, not shit, just... To be honest, I feel very undervalued. 165 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,079 And I am a valuable cog 166 00:08:55,080 --> 00:09:00,160 in this...cog machine, and I demand to be treated as such. 167 00:09:00,161 --> 00:09:03,559 Sorry, I didn't know you felt like this. 168 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:07,240 Yeah, yeah, well, I do, buddy... Buddy-o. 169 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,719 So I would like a pay rise or I will walk, 170 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,199 - no ifs or buts. - Sorry, but a pay rise 171 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,280 is out of the question. 172 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,279 Oh, really? OK... 173 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,839 Yeah. 174 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,920 Mind games, I see. Yeah... 175 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,240 Then, I resign. 176 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,319 I'm sorry to hear that. 177 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,519 OK, I formally accept your resignation. 178 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:36,079 I'll talk to HR. You can leave immediately. 179 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,639 OK... 180 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,600 OK, I will leave immediately. 181 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,840 Yeah, I am gone. Just watch me go. 182 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,559 I'm going. Hasta la vista, baby! 183 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:50,400 All the best in the future. Happy to give you a reference. 184 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:56,960 What? Wh...? 185 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,320 I didn't say anything. 186 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,920 Are you going, Auntie Mel? 187 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,280 Yeah... 188 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,320 I think I am, Nathan. 189 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,920 Can I have her parking space? 190 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,439 And he just sat there and let me resign. 191 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,119 - What did you do that for? - Because you told me to! 192 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,519 Didn't think I'd get the sack. 193 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,119 The man's got a business to run, Mel. 194 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,799 Can't have a mutiny on his hands. You didn't give him any choice. 195 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,279 - Now I haven't got a bloody job. - Even Theo's got a job. 196 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,439 Funny how it works out, isn't it? 197 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,079 You lose your job the same day Theo gets one. 198 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:42,679 - Mad old world. - What can I do? - Why don't you, 199 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:46,840 um, maybe open, like, a car dealership? 200 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:51,879 - Become a professional minder or something? - Maybe... 201 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:55,279 Maybe it could be a good thing, you know? A fresh start? 202 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,359 Follow my dream? 203 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:57,999 Do something that I've always wanted to do, 204 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,080 like, um... 205 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,360 - TV: - What are you saying? - ..pottery. 206 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:06,079 Have you always wanted to do pottery? 207 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,119 It's just that that's literally 208 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,759 the first time I've ever heard you say that. 209 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,079 Yes. Yeah, I think I'd be really good at it. 210 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:14,999 You know, leave the corporate rat race once and for all... 211 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,079 - Make pots with my hands. - Great. 212 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:21,040 Grandad, who was that man you saw at the gym earlier? 213 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:32,640 That man, if you can call him a man, was Terry Keane. 214 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,300 And he is a right piece of work! 215 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,119 Really? He seemed nice. Why don't you like him? 216 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,159 He did something awful to me. 217 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,800 Something unspeakable. 218 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,799 Something I can never, ever forgive him for. 219 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,359 - Are you OK, Mammoth? - Not really, Mel, no. 220 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,159 There are some wounds that time simply cannot heal. 221 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,120 Bloody hell, what did this man do to you?! 222 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,120 I swore I'd take it to my grave...but what the hell... 223 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,200 ..I should get it off my chest. 224 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:12,400 It was a dark, dark day, October the 15th, 1978. 225 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,959 Hey, Terry! 226 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,919 - Boys! How you doing? All right? How are we? - All right, mate? 227 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,999 Oh, is that your new car at the front, Mammoth? 228 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,399 - The yellow Capri? - Certainly is, 229 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,559 Terry, my pride and joy. What, you been admiring it? 230 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,639 No, it's nothing like that. It's, uh, 231 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,159 just parked on a bit of an angle, 232 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,919 you might want to straighten it up a bit, mate. 233 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,360 Oh, hello! 234 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,440 Oh, Terry. What a guy, huh? 235 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,800 Right, then. Same again, is it? 236 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,319 Sorry, was that the end of the story? 237 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,519 - Yeah. - Did you miss out the part of 238 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:58,079 - the story where he did anything bad? - Weren't you two listening? 239 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,879 "Oh, you might want to try and straighten it up a bit, mate." 240 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,320 For Christ's sake, man! 241 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,679 Forcing those words down Terry Keane's throat, 242 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,319 it's the only thing that kept me going under the ice. 243 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,359 - Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Revenge?! 244 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,879 He didn't do anything. 245 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,350 And how are you going to get revenge on an old man? 246 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,559 Tony! How's it going? 247 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,359 Oh, I'll tell you how it's going, Terry. It's going well. 248 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,959 It's going very well. 249 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,239 - Good. - Oh, it's good, all right, Terry. 250 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:37,159 It's very good. You see, I followed your example, 251 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,839 signed up for a team in the over-70s football league. 252 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,400 I don't think you count as over 70. 253 00:13:43,551 --> 00:13:47,799 Date of birth doesn't lie, Terry, old mate. 254 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:51,239 1935, read it and weep. 255 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,039 Oh, guess what? 256 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,079 My team's playing your team tomorrow. 257 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:58,439 Oh, great! Oh, that'll be fun. 258 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,279 Oh, it'll be fun for one of us, Terry! It'll be fun for one of us! 259 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,880 All the fun of the fair, Terry! All the fun of the fair! 260 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,200 - See you tomorrow! - See you tomorrow! 261 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,000 All right, lads... 262 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,240 Guys, can we please watch out for others? 263 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,959 LOUD WHISTLE 264 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,680 I said cut it out! 265 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,399 So, this is a totally fresh start for me. 266 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,399 I think this might actually be my big break, 267 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,919 you know? Something that's... that's just mine. 268 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,039 I've been watching 269 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,439 shedloads of Pottery Throw Down, so I am all set. 270 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,879 SHE SQUEALS EXCITEDLY 271 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,639 I think I might sell online. Clay By Mel. 272 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,479 Maybe something a little bit cheeky, you know, 273 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,799 - like Cuppa-Feel... Ooh! - Right. Well, uh, 274 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,359 thank you for that. 275 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,519 So if you could all set your clay on your wheels, 276 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,900 let's pick up from last week. 277 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,740 Oh, it's heavy, isn't it? 278 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,240 Oh... 279 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,359 - Looked so easy in Ghost. - I think Leanne could use a hand. 280 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,679 It's all right, Leanne. We're all beginners here. 281 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,359 Sorry. I thought your name was Leanne. 282 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,119 No. It's Mel. 283 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,599 What part of Clay By Mel didn't you get? 284 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,760 - Let's start again, shall we? - All right. 285 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,559 Morning. Hello? 286 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,319 - Morning! - WEIRD ACCENT: - Bonjour. 287 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,959 Would you like to take a little seat, mon cher? 288 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,319 - You all right? - Yeah. Great. Oui, oui. 289 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,599 Sit down. I've prepared a special breakfast for us all. 290 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,039 - I can see, yeah. - Ta-da! 291 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,759 - Oh... Oh! - Coffee? 292 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,840 Yes, please. 293 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,240 - There you go. - Leaking out a little bit. 294 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,679 Matching saucer. 295 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,759 - Wow... - How's your cereal, Theo? - Great. 296 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,799 Well, I suppose you're both wondering 297 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,759 where I got my snazzy new crockery from. 298 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:06,279 No idea, Mum. You know what? It must have been really expensive. 299 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,599 - I made it. I made all of it. - Wow... - What do you think? 300 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,599 - It's really good. - I know! I'm going to sell it. 301 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,559 It's my new business. What do you think? 302 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,760 Honestly, Mel? 303 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,919 I think it's poor. I think it's really poor. 304 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,759 I think it's probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 305 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:27,359 I think what Grandad's saying is just that it's early days, you know? 306 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:32,159 - Yeah. - But the colours are great. - I have to disagree with you there, 307 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,999 I find what little colour there is to be childish. 308 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,960 It's just a really poor effort all round. Disappointing. 309 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:41,760 Oh, God... 310 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,839 I've quit my job for this. 311 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:45,890 Oof... 312 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,399 - What am I going to do? - Oh, God knows! 313 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,639 Right, come on. We've got to rock and roll. 314 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,719 Got to pick Roger up. 315 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,959 He's getting me in shape for the big match. 316 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,240 ROCKY THEME 317 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,240 I'll see you later. 318 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,570 You might want to straighten it up a bit, mate. 319 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,210 You might want to straighten it up a bit, mate. 320 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:32,759 # Getting stronger 321 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:37,160 # Won't be long now... # 322 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,570 You might want to straighten it up a bit, mate. 323 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,730 You might want to straighten it up a bit, mate. 324 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,170 You might want to straighten it up a bit, mate. 325 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,399 # Fly 326 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:26,280 # Fly. # 327 00:18:26,281 --> 00:18:30,639 That way we can really increase the reach on our socials. 328 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,599 Hey, guys. Everyone OK? I brought some pressies for everyone, 329 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,530 you know, just to say no hard feelings. 330 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:42,720 Hola! Authentic tapas bowl. Patatas bravas, por favor! 331 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,719 - Uh, what are you doing here, Mel? - How about a nifty little Greek bowl? 332 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,400 Yamas! Don't smash that one. 333 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,639 - Can I have my job back? - I'm sorry, Mel, 334 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,239 but I've already filled your position. 335 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,999 Already? How? Who? 336 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,920 - No hard feelings, Mrs Davies. - Mrs Davies?! 337 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,439 What happened to Auntie Mel? 338 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,319 I have known you since you were six years old, 339 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,839 - Nathan. - Auntie Mel, we're in the middle of something, 340 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,710 so if you wouldn't mind just leaving. 341 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:21,600 I am telling your mum about this. You're not having my plates... 342 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,800 Rude! 343 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,840 BLASTS WHISTLE 344 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,839 - Sorry, we won't do it again. - No, you won't. 345 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,160 Out! 346 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,439 BLASTS WHISTLE 347 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:50,199 - No bombing! - I wasn't. - Yeah, you were about to. 348 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:55,399 - Out! - 50 years married next week. - It gets easier, Maureen. 349 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,600 Trust me, he's in a better place. 350 00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,959 BLASTS WHISTLE 351 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,039 - No petting. - I don't know what I'm going to do with myself. 352 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,240 WHISTLE 353 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,239 No petting. 354 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,239 LONGER BLAST 355 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,039 No petting! 356 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,719 Am I talking to my shitting self?! 357 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,040 Theo, a word, now! 358 00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:25,519 Time to straighten you up a bit, Terry, old son. 359 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,680 Eye of the tiger, man! Do your talking on the pitch. 360 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,280 Jesus Christ, was that tea? No... 361 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:38,159 Hey, my little girl, I knew you'd be there to support me. 362 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,919 I can't believe you're actually doing this. 363 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,679 It's unhinged. You're supposed 364 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,999 to be here to get fit, not assault a pensioner. 365 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,559 Don't worry about it. 366 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,719 It's all going to be perfectly legal. 367 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,399 It's taken every ounce of my strength 368 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,079 not to go over there and fill him in right now! 369 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,639 Wipe that stupid smile off his face! 370 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,439 Yeah, yeah, go on, champ! 371 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,090 - BLOWS WHISTLE - Captains. - Time for talking is over. 372 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,320 TERRY LAUGHS 373 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,320 Oh, no! 374 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,920 CROWD CHEERS 375 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,920 Yes! 376 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,119 Nice finish! Well done, Tony! 377 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,279 Oh, I'm not finished yet, Terry, old son. 378 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,840 Not finished by a long way. 379 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,600 Oh! 380 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,599 SNAPPING 381 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,640 Argh, argh, argh! 382 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,759 - Oh, my God, your ankle. - Argh, argh! 383 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,159 - I'll get help. - You'll do no such thing! 384 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:14,159 - I'm playing on. - With that ankle? - It's fine. I've had worse. 385 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,199 Mammoth, this is ridiculous. Stop the game! 386 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,399 - Stop the game! - Don't you dare throw that towel in, Roger. 387 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,319 I've waited 50 years for this. 388 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,559 - Oh... - Help me up, old friend. 389 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,039 Argh, argh! 390 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,640 Argh! 391 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,719 - Just trot it off! Argh, argh! - What are you doing? 392 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,360 HE RETCHES 393 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,360 Ooh, no. 394 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,999 - Back off! - What are you doing here? - I've been fired. 395 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,319 - Why? - I shouted at an old lady and made her pee herself. 396 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,359 - Oh, what'd you do that for? - Just, my pool, my rules. 397 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:51,439 Never mind. Now, neither of us have got a job, 398 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,599 maybe we could hang out, spend some more time together, 399 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,640 - two amigos. - Great. 400 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,639 MORE RETCHING 401 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,119 I think your grandad's broke his ankle. 402 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,560 And he's thrown up again. 403 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,759 Oh, Tony, I admire your courage, 404 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,799 but you need to go to hospital. 405 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,679 I'm fine, old son. 406 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,679 It's you that's going to need to go to hospital! 407 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,760 Oh... 408 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,599 - MEL, ECHOING: - Mammoth? 409 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,199 Mammoth? 410 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,239 Mammoth? 411 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,600 Mammoth? 412 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,879 - What happened? - It's over. Terry's team won 2-1. 413 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,199 - Terry scored both goals. - Oh... 414 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,760 - Bye-bye, champ. - Argh! 415 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,079 This is the worst day of my life. 416 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,959 Nobody look at me. I'm a failure. 417 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,479 So I just spoke to Nathan, 418 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,119 and they're going to let you come back to work. 419 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,439 - Oh! So I've got my old job back? - Nathan's old job. 420 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,039 Technically, you're going to be under him now. 421 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,199 - So a demotion, then? - Beggars can't be choosers, Mel. 422 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,479 I think he's mad, 423 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,119 taking you back in the first place, if you ask me. 424 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,399 Yeah, well, I'm not asking you! 425 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,799 Oh, here he comes, look. 426 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,999 Probably trying to stick yet another knife in my back, 427 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,639 - if he can find the room. - Don't be so stupid. 428 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,039 He's actually been very worried about you. 429 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,679 All right, Tony? Oh, soon 430 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,599 have you as right as rain again. Do you want to leave me your keys? 431 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,159 I can take the car back to your house for you. 432 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,039 The car stays there. 433 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:25,359 The only person who drives that car is me and a young lad called Ben 434 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:28,319 I teach, who goes to the off-licence for me. 435 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:32,279 - But he looks 17, so that's fine. - Only it's blocking the gate. 436 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,400 Do you want me to at least straighten it up a bit, mate? 437 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,279 - You sick bastard! - Yes, please, Terry. 438 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,679 - That'd be really helpful. Thank you. - You are pure evil! 439 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:49,719 - You're a despicable human being! - Oh... - You're the lowest of the low. 440 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,599 Can't stand you, Terry. I never could. 441 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,679 Well, you haven't heard the last of this, Terry Keane! 442 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:59,120 - Tony Mammoth always has the last... - Take care, Tony. 443 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,199 Come on. 444 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,959 Open the door! Take the straps off and let me out the... 445 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,399 # Get down, deeper and down 446 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,239 # Down, down, deeper and down 447 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,719 # Down, down, deeper and down 448 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,879 # Get down, deeper and down 449 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:22,440 # I want all the world to see 450 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:28,679 # To see you're laughing and you're laughing at me 451 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:33,679 # I can take it all from you 452 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,480 # Again, again, again, again... # 453 00:25:36,530 --> 00:25:41,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35488

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