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My name is Johnny Wad.

I'm a private detective.

It was one of those slow days where there was very little action, very

money, and very little pussy.

A fog was coming in from the ocean and settling over the beach.

Everything was dismal and quiet.

Little did I know that in a few minutes, a phone call would begin the hottest

and most dangerous case of my career.

Hello, Johnny what?

Yes, lady.

Yeah, I'm a private dick.

Right, for hire.

Yes, I'm available.

Girlfriend, huh?

How long has she been missing?

Alright.

Okay. Yeah, I'll be here all day. Come on over anytime.

Mr. Watt, it's my girlfriend.

She's been missing for about a week.

We were supposed to have a very important luncheon engagement, and she

show up.

And what's her name?

It's Jeannie Hamilton.

Jeannie Hamilton.

And how about her family? Does she have any?

Well, yes, she has a mother and sister, but they don't seem to care.

They don't do anything about it.

They haven't called the police after a whole week?

No, nothing.

That's why I have reason to believe that she's been kidnapped.

How tall is she?

She's about 5 '4". Do you have a recent photograph of her? Oh, yes, I do.

Uh -huh.

Very attractive.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

What, uh... You realize, uh... Of course I can find her,

but, uh...

I'm going to be very expensive.

Well, money's no object, really.

Uh, let me see.

Uh, what about, uh, thousands of retainer fees?

I can see we're going to get, uh, get along all right.

And, uh,

you, uh, you yourself are a very attractive girl.

Well, thank you, Mr. Watts, but I'm afraid you'd find all girls attractive.

Well, our reputations aren't really as bad as TV makes us out to be.

Well, I wouldn't know about that. I imagine you meet a lot of immoral women.

And criminals lead an exciting life.

Well, not really, but if I had a little bit of personal incentive, I believe I

could work on the case a lot faster.

It only takes a little while. We can be great friends.

But I don't know.

Isn't that better without having your coat on?

Yep, I'm still a little nervous.

Well, we'll figure it out.

Yeah. Relax.

That's something to break the ice.

Give me a little bit.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Mr. Wodge, you're so big.

Yes, but it feels so good.

I don't know. It might split me in two.

You're not scared.

There's nothing to worry about at all.

I don't know.

Come on, I'll show you. Come on.

I still don't believe it.

Are all detectives this big?

I don't know. I'm the only detective I know about.

I hope not. The competition's bad enough as it is.

You do that so well.

This is my first try.

First try.

Don't you believe me? Yes, I believe you. Yes.

It's natural talent.

I'm afraid.

So be it.

Don't be afraid.

Just relax.

I may be a rough detective, but I'm a very gentle lover.

And I'm always prepared.

Yes, sir.

Good. Oh, you felt so good inside me.

Now, don't you worry about a thing.

You go on home and just sit by the phone, and I'll give you a ring, okay?

All right, I will. I'll be willing to hear from you.

And thank you for that little incentive.

My pleasure.

After Miss Bellamy left, I got on the phone and started calling some of my

contacts.

One of them, a junkie named Mickey the Mooch, told me he saw a girl answering

her description last week being pushed into a black car by a dark -haired young

man. It wasn't much to go on, but it was all I had. He needed a fix.

He told me he needed some money, so I told him I'd meet him in a few minutes

down at the marina.

Come in.

Hello. Are you Donny Wade?

Yes, I am.

Well, I'm Sandy Hamilton.

Oh, are you by any chance related to Jeannie Hamilton?

Yes, she's my sister. I understand you're looking for her. I've been hired

find her, yes.

I didn't want you to.

How much did she pay you?

A thousand dollars.

Mr. Wade, I'm willing to offer you $2 ,000.

The name is, uh, Wad.

I'll take the $2 ,000, but, uh, that wasn't all she gave me.

She gave me some incentive, too.

What kind of incentive?

A piece of ass.

Well, I'm sure I'm much better.

Really?

Were her breasts as beautiful?

Well, no.

That her bird is beautiful?

No, it wasn't.

Now, doesn't that juicy cunt turn you on?

I want to give you some head. Did she give you head?

Mm -hmm.

Not as good as I have.

Show me.

Mm.

Mm.

Like that, huh?

That's really good.

Did she make you blow your wand, Johnny Wand?

Mm -hmm.

If you keep that up, so will you.

Ooh.

More money and better head.

Oh.

You sure know how to tempt a man.

Suck it, baby.

Like that?

Yeah, like that.

main pre -tuner

Even rich girls like it dog style, huh? Oh, yeah.

But we're all bitches.

Thank you.

After a few days legwork and talking to about five million people, I had it

figured that there's only one person who could possibly be involved and that was

Jeannie Hamilton's mother.

I called her on the phone and asked her to come over.

Although she was reluctant, after some fast talking I convinced her that it was

important for her to come over and see me.

Look Mrs. Hamilton, just between you and me, I know you're involved in the

kidnapping. So you've got exactly 30 minutes to get your ass over here.

I've never been so insolvent in my life.

After all, this is my own daughter. I raised her since she was three years

I couldn't possibly do a thing like that.

I love her.

After all, with all these furs that I have and all these diamonds and

else, why would I do a thing like that to my own daughter?

Listen, Mrs. Hamilton, there's only one way it could have been done, and that's

if you would have had her ripped off. The evidence points that way. The

insurance and the way the will was set up. You're the only person that could

have had it done.

You and your daughter.

Are you kidding?

Why would I do it? I'm Mrs. Hamilton.

I'm worth millions.

I wouldn't ever think of doing this to my own daughter.

Well, let me put it to you this way.

After a day like I've had today, One person comes in and gives me $1 ,000 and

has sex with me.

Another to look for your daughter. Another one comes in and gives me $2

has sex with me, not to look for your daughter.

I'll tell you what you do.

How much did you say you were going to offer me?

I will give you $5 ,000.

And what else? Here.

Here it is.

And what else, Mrs. Whittle? Johnny Watts.

And a little head. If that doesn't do it, well, I'm not so hard to take.

There's always me.

After all, every time I walk down the street, somebody wants me.

Somebody offers me a lift.

All right, Mrs.

Hamilton, give me a little head.

All right.

I'll show you what I can give you.

I'll show you what I can give.

Oh.

That's a knife.

That's a knife.

Did you ever have anyone do this to you?

No, but there's only the first.

You're almost as good as someone else I know.

Oh?

I don't believe it.

Are you sure?

Take that.

What were you saying?

What were you saying?

What were you saying, Johnny Wong?

You're very, very good, Mrs. Hamilton.

I thought I would be.

My husband taught me when I was 15.

After that, his best friend taught me.

And how's that?

Mrs. Hamilton.

You're really not going to turn me in, are you?

I don't think so, Mrs. Hamilton.

It would be a shame to put you away where you couldn't do your best good.

I knew I'd make them see the light.

Oh, that's nice.

Shall we take these off?

It makes him so much nicer.

He's comfortable.

There.

You weren't really thinking of turning me in, were you?

If I was before I'm not now.

Look, Johnny, did you ever see a woman turn herself on with a bottle?

This is what I do sometimes when I'm home.

Did you ever see such a nice pussy?

Have you ever seen this before?

Sometimes when there's not a man around, this comes in real handy.

Johnny.

Oh, Johnny.

Do it more.

Oh.

Oh, Johnny.

Oh, Johnny.

Oh, Johnny. It's wonderful.

Oh.

Oh, Johnny.

Oh, it fills me up so nicely. It fills my pussy just nice.

I'd much rather that you were doing it.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Oh.

Oh, Johnny.

Oh, Johnny.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

That's wonderful.

Oh.

Oh,

Johnny. Promise me something.

What? Promise me that you'll drop the case.

Well, I, uh... I can't make any promises, but I will think about it, all

Well, that's not very good. That's not good enough.

Come on, Jenny, right over here. Just sit down and relax.

Just tell me, just tell me, what happened?

This awful man, I went shopping, and he picked me up and threw me in his car,

and he took me to a house, and he kept me locked up in his room.

And every once in a while, he'd come over, and he'd beat me up, and he raped

and I just don't understand why he did that to me.

Okay, little rich girl, get down there.

Don't move too much.

Why do you have me here? I've never done anything to you.

You're going to be here for quite a while.

As long as necessary.

And then... But why?

It's none of your business. Just shut up.

You're not bad looking, you know that?

Cute little rich girl like you.

I want to see that body of yours.

Don't move around so much.

Okay?

I'm not going to hurt you, yet.

Not bad.

Here, take it off.

Shut up.

Beautiful, aren't we?

Who are you? Open those legs.

Who am I?

None of your concern, you little bitch.

You'll be sorry.

Sorry about what?

You won't be able to get away with it.

Oh, no?

I hate you.

Yeah, well, I figured that much.

What are you going to do?

Relax and shut up. You'll find out.

Hey, come here.

No. See if you can get this little baby up. Come on.

That's right.

You're not bad, you know that?

Keep doing it.

Get your argument in.

And finally this afternoon, I hit him over the head and escaped and ran on the

beach. And I'm glad you were there to rescue me.

What is your name?

Johnny Wad.

Private Dick.

Well, Jenny, I have some bad news for you.

Your mother had you kidnapped.

My mother?

Your mother.

And that, I can't believe it.

Well, you see, when your father died, he left the whole estate to you.

With the only stipulation that if you should die, the whole fortune would go

your mother and sister.

Oh, no, that's too horrible. I just, I can't believe that, really.

I don't, I don't know what to do.

Mr.

Wade, I'm so thankful for you for helping us.

That's all right, Jenny.

What can I do to repay you?

You'll think of something, Jenny.

Just put your mind to it.

Hmm.

Genie.

That's beautiful.