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OMG, I know!
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-The best part is coming up.
-No! Right, right, right!
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I know, right?
It's, like, so good.
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Uh, no!
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-� (MUSIC STOPS)
-TRISTAN CAMPBELL: And freeze!
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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(SIGHS)
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Um, okay.
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You do realize you just ran over
the Pope just now, right?
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(AUDIENCE MEMBER 1 COUGHS)
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-Ooh, this is the best part.
Yes, queen. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
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Do you need me to clean out
your ears or something?
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I said you just ran over
the Pope.
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-(AUDIENCE MEMBER 2 COUGHS)
-The Pope? Never heard of him.
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-Selfie.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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-(CHAIR SCRAPES)
-(GRUNTS)
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We're all going to hell
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because you
just ran over the Pope.
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And you wanna take a selfie?
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Unless... Oh, God.
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No, it can't be.
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I'm in the car with Satan.
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Looks like I gotta send Satan
back to hell in a body bag.
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(GUNSHOTS)
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TRISTAN: Die, Satan, die!
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And freeze.
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(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Dye? You want dye?
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-(CHUCKLES) You got it, hon.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
So, what color are we thinking today?
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We've got Sour Apple Sunrise,
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Sassy Salsa Red,
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or my personal favorite,
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Grape Expectations.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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"Sassy Salsa Red."
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Ugh. Now what did I do
with that blow dryer?
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I swear,
I keep losing that thing.
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Here, I brought my own.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Never leave home without it.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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� (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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� (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES)
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DUNCAN CAMPBELL: Yeah,
I'm pretty sure
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that's not a thing.
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Never leave home without it.
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-(PRESTON CAMPBELL LAUGHS)
-Hey, so what did you think?
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Oh, my God, your entire class
had us in stitches.
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Amazing job, Tristan.
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My face hurts
from laughing so much.
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Your face hurts
from laughing, Duncan?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Or could it be that giant
blood-sucking leech
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on your face?
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Schloop. There you go, Dad.
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(LEECH SQUEALS)
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You can stand
to lose a couple pounds.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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-Yeah, no, I'm pretty booked up.
-Hey, Todd.
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Todd, I had a blast out there.
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Tristan, you're showing
a lot of promise.
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But remember,
the mind is an altar.
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Honor it,
but never kneel to it.
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Do you understand?
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Thanks, Todd. What can I say?
I learned from the best.
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(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Well, you're just sweeter
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than sweet tea.
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(PRESTON, DUNCAN CHUCKLING)
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Hey, sweet talk me all you want,
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but I'm still not giving you
a driver's license.
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(PRESTON, DUNCAN LAUGHING)
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(GROANS) I'm just dying
to be a featured player
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in Todd's improv troupe.
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How do you guys come up
with this stuff so fast?
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I know, it's like a magic trick.
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Ah, I shall teach you,
young grasshoppers.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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All right, Mr. Miyagi,
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I think that performance
deserves a round of pizza.
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Pizza? Me want sushi!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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-(GROANS)
-� (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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TRISTAN: Greetings, sir.
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Welcome to Tristan's
Exotic Petting Zoo.
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-(DUNCAN LAUGHS)
-PRESTON: "Exotic Petting Zoo"?
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-TRISTAN: You can pet a rare...
-(DUNCAN GROWLS)
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...saber-tooth tiger.
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PRESTON: That's not
a saber-tooth tiger.
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That's a tabby cat.
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-(IMITATES CAT MEOWING)
-(PRESTON LAUGHS)
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And freeze!
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Okay, those
are good instincts, Preston.
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I had something funny planned
with the saber-tooth tiger,
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-but that's fine.
-Oh, my bad.
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You didn't know, but maybe
instead of saying tabby,
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say cocker spaniel.
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In improv, you learn words
beginning with C
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are just funnier sounding.
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(CHUCKLES) Cocker.
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(CHUCKLES)
What if I say cockapoo?
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Like a mix between
a cocker spaniel and a poodle?
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Poodle's a funny word, too!
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Just say
cocker spaniel, Preston.
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I've been taking improv
for about a month now.
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I think I know what
I'm talking about.
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(SNIFFS) Okay.
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Great, thanks, Preston.
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And... unfreeze.
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PRESTON: Saber-tooth tiger?
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Um, I'm pretty sure
that's a cocker spaniel.
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(DUNCAN IMITATES DOG BARKING)
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-Fido! Sic his nuts!
-(BARKING WILDLY)
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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-What in the blazes?
-What was that?
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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Looks like our cocker spaniel
just went number one
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-on Jeanette's table. Bad boy!
-(SLAPS DUNCAN)
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-(BARKS)
-(SIGHS) Do you think you guys
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can play your games
somewhere else?
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And scene.
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(CHUCKLES) Sorry, Jeanette.
That's on us.
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Yeah, Tristan's giving us
improv lessons.
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I'd be careful, boys.
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What, with improv?
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I once lost
a good friend to improv.
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Wayne Brady.
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-From Whose Line.
-Wait, you know that guy?
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He used to be
the funniest person I knew.
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Okay, that's amazing.
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But the power
of improv consumed him.
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Everything became a bit.
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-He couldn't shut it off.
-For real?
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-� (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
-And if you didn't laugh or play along,
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he would lean into the bit
harder and harder.
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He alienated a lot of people
in his life that way.
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That must have been
exhausting, Jeanette.
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Wayne was creating so many
funny scenarios in his mind
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that he lost
all touch with reality.
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I think he still lives
in L.A. somewhere.
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-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
-� (MUSIC FADES)
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No way.
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I'm from L.A., dude.
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-(PRESTON CHUCKLES)
-I took the 10 to the 105
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-to the 99.
-Two-sixty-six.
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-Nah, dude. I took the 505...
-DUNCAN: To the 33.
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-...to the 105...
-To the 88.
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-...to the 605.
-(TRISTAN CHUCKLES)
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(LAUGHTER ECHOING)
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� (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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TRISTAN:
"Make sure your contributions
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on stage enhance the scene
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and avoid causing discomfort
for others."
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-� (MUSIC FADES)
-(YAWNS)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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PRESTON: Hey, Robin Williams.
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It's family night
at Big Tony's Putt-Putt. You in?
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(GROANS) I've gotta know
Todd's improv manual
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backwards and forwards
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if I'm ever gonna be
a featured player.
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-But...
-� (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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...Big Tony's got another thing
coming to him, you see.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-Yeah, yeah.
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Big Tony ain't so tall.
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-A wise guy, eh?
-PRESTON: Yeah, wise guy, eh?
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� (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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-Come on, Mr. Campbell.
-� (MUSIC FADES)
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-(ALLIGATOR PROP ROARS)
-Nice comeback.
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(CHUCKLES) Thanks, girls.
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I got robbed by that windmill
back there.
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TRISTAN:
You think you got robbed?
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This fella bit
my bloody arms off.
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-(ALL LAUGHING)
-� (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Crikey! Just look at the teeth
on this beaut.
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(PRESTON, DUNCAN LAUGHING)
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All right, put me down
for three, Duncan.
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-Duncan?
-� (MUSIC FADES)
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Good job wrestling
that gator, Tristan.
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Bring it in here, fellas.
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Here, you got some schmutz
on your face.
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Oh, yeah, you got some schmutz
on your face, too.
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Come on, guys.
People are waiting.
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Sorry about that, mate. (LAUGHS)
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� (TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYING)
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(HORSE NEIGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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En garde, foul beast!
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-(GROWLS)
-(METAL CLINKING)
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And I do mean foul,
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'cause you definitely need
a breath mint.
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-� (MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-Whoo!
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Hey, who turned off the lights?
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Coming to the rescue, my liege.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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-� (MUSIC STOPS)
-TRISTAN: Aim for his face.
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Oh, wait,
that's his butt, actually.
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(PRESTON, DUNCAN LAUGHING)
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Come on, guys, knock it off.
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All right,
I think he learned his lesson.
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Learned his lesson?
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This troll has a brain
the size of a cashew, Preston.
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-(GROWLING)
-(CHUCKLES)
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"Size of a cashew."
That's good, Tristan.
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Yeah, I think it's safe to say
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I'll never look at a cashew
the same.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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DUNCAN: "Size of a cashew"?
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That's a good one, Preston.
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� (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(SPOOKY NOISES PLAYING)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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TRISTAN: Okay,
that's the last time
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I let you guys book the B&B.
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-(PRESTON, DUNCAN LAUGHING)
-Tristan, move out of the way.
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Whoa, my horse is spooked, Dad.
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I have no control.
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(LAUGHING)
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-Fido, go fetch the ball.
-(GRUNTS) Do... Do what now?
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You're my cocker spaniel,
remember?
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Bad doggy, bad!
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Tristan, what's gotten into you?
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(CHUCKLES) What's gotten
into me?
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I'm not the one
with the blood-sucking leech.
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-(LEECH SQUEALS)
-(LAUGHING)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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Oh, yeah,
that's one giant leech, Tristan.
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Yes, and?
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Yes, and...
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Check out Dracula.
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He's probably thinking,
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"Hey, Mr. Leech,
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-save some blood for me."
-� (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAUGHTER)
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-Too funny, Preston.
-(LAUGHS)
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He's like...
He's like, "Mm, blood."
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-(LAUGHTER)
-KATIE: Go, Preston! Go, Preston!
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Yeah, it's like Dracula wants
to suck all of the blood.
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-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
-(LAUGHTER)
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Guys?
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� (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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This isn't funny anymore.
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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(GROWLS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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-(ALL GASP)
-Oh, my God.
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-Is he okay?
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Tristan, what did you do?
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� (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
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DAD: What did you do
to your brother, Tristan?
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Oh, God, no.
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-No, no, no.
-KATIE: Oh, my God. I think he's dead.
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-The police are coming, Tristan.
-(SIRENS BLARING)
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-KATIE: He's not breathing.
-Get out of here. Run.
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DAD: Oh, God damn it.
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-(SIRENS BLARING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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He's over here.
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OFFICER 1: He's gone
into the cave.
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-OFFICER 2: Surround him.
-(PANTS)
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OFFICER 3: We just wanna talk.
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-(PANTS)
-(SIRENS BLARING)
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-(GROANS)
-� (MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
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-(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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OFFICER 4: Hey, stop! Freeze!
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He's getting away!
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-(GUNSHOTS)
-(WHIMPERS)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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-(BELL CHIMING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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(GROWLS)
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-(INDISTINCT CLAMORING)
-(GROANS)
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-(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
-(INDISTINCT CLAMORING)
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(YELLS)
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� (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(GASPS, GRUNTS)
-(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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(GROANS)
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-(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
-(GASPS)
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(PANTS)
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
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(GENTLE CHIME ECHOES)
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Mom?
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� (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hello, Tristan.
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Todd?
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(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Improv
is like styling hair, hon.
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You've got your mousse,
you've got your gel,
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you can chunk it, thin it,
bleach, and dye.
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00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:23,121
The world
is your salon, Tristan.
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00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,590
But if you snip here,
and you snip there,
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and you snip, snip,
snip, snip, snip,
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00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,996
why, you're not gonna have much
to work with now, will you?
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And believe you me,
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I know what that's like.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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So, what do you think
of your new do, cutie pie?
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(CHAIR CREAKS)
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What do I think?
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� (MUSIC FADES)
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Forget improv,
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I'm getting into modeling.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-(CHUCKLES)
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Help! Help! Get me out of here!
Get me out of here! Help!
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Help!
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Get me out of here!
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Help!
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00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,137
Help!
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00:11:12,187 --> 00:11:16,737
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