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[Locutor 6]: Thank you.
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[Locutor 3]: Okay, everybody, that cake
should be ready now. Why don't you sing a
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[Locutor 3:]: song while I take it out of the oven?
Stupendous!
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[Locutor 1]: There's a cake in the oven, so
sweet and delicious. Yummy cake in the
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[Locutor 1:]: oven, we love to eat cake. Ow! I'm burning!
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[Locutor 6]: Kids, help! This sucks!
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[Locutor 6:]: Ow!
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[Locutor 4]: Cool. Don't Bogart my log,
dude.
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[Locutor 3]: Well, why did you enlist if
you didn't want your breasts fondled?
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[Locutor 3:]: Yeah,
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[Locutor 6]: really.
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[Locutor 2]: Ahoy, weather fans! Captain
Dick Jackman here at the News Center
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[Locutor 2:]: weather console. My trusty radar tells me
there's a line of tornadoes forming in the
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[Locutor 2:]: Western County region. I'll have
devastation footage at six, plus the
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[Locutor 2:]: preschooler of the week.
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[Locutor 4]: Whoa. We're there, dude.
Yeah. Where? The trailer park, dumbass.
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[Locutor 4:]: Oh, yeah. Tornadoes are cool. Yeah. Yes!
Now we're getting somewhere. Now we're
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[Locutor 4:]: getting somewhere. Even the old dude is
cool. I like the
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[Locutor 5]: tornado. Almost everything
in this video
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[Locutor 4]: is
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[Locutor 6]: cool.
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[Locutor 4]: What do you mean, almost?
What else do you want? Um...
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[Locutor 5]: Well, it'd be pretty cool,
like, if somebody
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[Locutor 4]: puked. Foe let it be done.
Check it out, Beavis.
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[Locutor 5]: That was disgusting.
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[Locutor 4]: You asked for it,
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[Locutor 5]: dude. Yeah, but I didn't ask
for blood in it. That was beyond the limits
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[Locutor 5:]: of good taste. Tornadoes
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[Locutor 4]: are cool. They can drive
matches through a two-by-four. Yeah. A
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[Locutor 4:]: tornado could smash a poodle's face with a
brick. Yeah. It could
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[Locutor 5]: suck a man's heart out of his
chest and show it to him before he dies.
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[Locutor 4]: Yeah. It could, like, pick up
a phone booth and move it five miles away
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[Locutor 4:]: and then put it back without scratching
it. Big Beavis. Check out that trailer.
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[Locutor 1]: Hi, I'm Lolita, and this is
Tank Ray. Since we're all about to die, we
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[Locutor 1:]: were wondering if you guys would be our
last boyfriends on
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[Locutor 1:]: Earth.
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[Locutor 4]: Uh, okay.
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[Locutor 1]: Great. Let's go inside,
dude.
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[Locutor 3]: Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
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[Locutor 4]: I'm getting a wood roll.
Yeah. Hey, baby.
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[Locutor 4:]: Wanna... It sucked. We
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[Locutor 3]: were
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[Locutor 3:]: gonna
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[Locutor 3]: do it. You mean I was gonna do
it. Hey, you were just gonna spank your
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[Locutor 3:]: monkey. You wish, dill weed. Ah!
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[Locutor 4]: Wait a minute. What's this?
This sucks.
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[Locutor 5]: Yeah, it sucks. Who's
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[Locutor 4]: this?
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[Locutor 5]: Yeah, yeah.
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[Locutor 4]: What's this butt munch doing
on the stage? You got a backstage pass,
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[Locutor 4:]: sir? Yeah,
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[Locutor 6]: yeah.
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[Locutor 4]: yeah
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[Locutor 4:]: yeah yeah yeah
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[Locutor 4]: Well, he is saying balls. And
normally, that would be pretty cool.
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[Locutor 5]: Yeah, but under these
circumstances, it sucks.
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[Locutor 4]: Yeah. Usually, demolition
and destruction is pretty cool, too. But I
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[Locutor 4:]: don't
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[Locutor 1]: know. It's
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[Locutor 4]: like, here, it just, like, it
falls flat. Yeah, yeah.
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[Locutor 5]: I think even if they had some
fire in
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[Locutor 4]: this video, it would still
suck.
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[Locutor 4:]: And
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[Locutor 4]: tear yourselves to pieces
Check it out. It's Crocus coming to kick
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[Locutor 4:]: their ass. Yeah, yeah. It's the night of
the living bands that
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[Locutor 6]: suck.
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[Locutor 3]: Hey, butthead, do you think
those two chicks are alive?
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[Locutor 4]: Of course not, ass munch.
They would have tried to find us by now.
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[Locutor 4:]: Yeah.
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[Locutor 1]: Hi, I'm Lolita, and this is
Tanqueray. A couple of skis may be trying
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[Locutor 1:]: to follow us. Can we stay with you guys for a
while?
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[Locutor 4]: Whoa. She's one of those
grubby girls. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Why don't
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[Locutor 4:]: they show that? Yeah.
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[Locutor 5]: She said she just had sex.
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[Locutor 4]: It wasn't with any of those
guys. If this video had some explosions,
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[Locutor 4:]: it would be the coolest video ever. Yeah.
And, like, if the music was cool, too. Oh,
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[Locutor 4:]: yeah. And they'd have to have some, like,
better singing. Yeah. And not those guys.
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[Locutor 4:]: Yeah. Then it would rule.
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[Locutor 5]: Check it out, bud. It's
Mallory. It's that chick from Family
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[Locutor 5:]: Tide. Yeah.
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[Locutor 4]: This is really noisy. Yeah.
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[Locutor 6]: Noisy. Cool.
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[Locutor 4]: This chick is weird.
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[Locutor 5]: This chick's mouth is
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[Locutor 4]: crooked. I wonder why. Why is
it crooked? I don't know. The name of the
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[Locutor 4:]: song is 50-Foot Queenie. I'd like a
50-foot queenie.
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[Locutor 4:]: I'd like a 50-foot weenie. Yeah, yeah.
That would be cool, too.
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