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Aw.

You're right. This is better
than the health club.

So, which one
is yours?

I'm just looking.

Pardon?

I don't own
a dog anymore.

Oh.

Hey, Mogly-

We should probably
feed him.

Sure.

Whatever.

Who knows what's
going on in there?

I bet there's
some flesh touching

and some tongues

and a little sweat,
maybe.

Oh, they're in there,
all right.

I can practically
smell it.

Jesus Christ.

They've been drunk
and at it for days.

This isn't
friendship wine.

This is lovers wine.

This is wine for people
who grunt and grope

and have sex
with their socks on.

This is a good wine

for pouring
on each other's asses.

Mogley!!

Mr. Mr. Mogley!?!

Andy?

You take my dog,
and you leave a note?

Just 'cause you
paid for him

doesn't mean
that he's yours.

Didn't your Mom
teach you any manners?

Didn't your Mother
teach you

to break up
with some style?

You gotta just
get over it, OK?

Just move on
with your life.

Get over it?
It's been 4 days.

I know you're hurting, OK?

But I'm hurting, too.

Yeah, right.

It's hard to leave.

It's hard to just
wake up one day,

rent a truck,
move all your stuff out.

It takes courage.

I'm hurting, too.

Um...

I gotta--
I gotta go, OK?

Sorry-

It's not gonna help.

Listen, go back inside,
OK, old man?

You don't understand,
all right?

I do.

Sir, you got your
slippers on, OK, come on.

I do understand.

I understand
that love...

is not your
faithful friend.

Love is not
your confidant.

Love is not
your scuba buddy.

Love is a beast
that you chase.

You can smell
its fur,

but you can't quite
ever see its face.

That's just
what I've been thinking.

Oh, man.

Hi there.

Hi, Andy.

Listen, man. I made you
a tape last night.

Those are the saddest songs
in the western world.

The only thing
that can help you now

is Country
and Western music.

Thanks, Jeff.
Thanks.

You're welcome.

Listen, sweetie,
you forgot your lunch.

I did? Where?

Right here.

Oh, that is so corny.

Listen, I have a late
photo shoot tonight.

You have to take the girls
to their first class.

Obedience training
starts this evening.

It'll be lots of fun,
won't it, gals?

Yes, babies.

And listen, Andy,

when you can get through
that whole tape without crying,

you're over her, man.

Thanks, Jeff.

You're welcome.

Bye, angel.
See you.

See ya.

So how'd it go with
Cheryl last night?

Did you talk to her?

Sort of.

And?

And, uh, it didn't
really go as planned.

Good morning.
Shift magazine.

Maybe I gave you
some bad advice.

No, it's not that.

It's just that me
and Cheryl aren't like--

weren't like you
and Jeff, you know?

I thought you were
a fabulous couple

the first time around.

Shut up.

I know it takes work.
I know that.

No, no, it should be
very easy.

What do you mean by that?

Listen,
I sympathize with

and understand
your need to connect.

I know that,
but you commit so quickly

to these women
who aren't "The One,"

and then it doesn't
work out,

and then you try it
again even harder

the next time,
and it's a bad pattern.

I just like what you
and Jeff have, you know?

We're not,
um, that great.

We're good.
It's good.

Yeah, you are.
And you know what?

You're everybody's
favorite couple.

Well, don't make it seem
like a responsibility.

Hey, it is.

Every day-

You know how
when you're a kid

and you think about
how good it's gonna be

when you're older?

You guys are just how
I'd imagine it, you know?

OK.

Tell me how you met, then.

You want to hear
this story again?

Yeah.

OK.

I was coming back from
a Valentine's Day shoot.

He was coming back
from divorce court.

We had a bit
of a fender bender.

That's right.

We didn't have any paper

to exchange
information on,

so we wrote it down
on a big red heart.

There was no damage,
but he phoned anyway.

And the rest,
as they say, is history.

I love that story.

I'm going to work now.

OK.

Hiya.

Hi.

I haven't seen you
in here before.

No.

No, you haven't.

I'll have a brown cow, please.

Great.

You know,

make that
a double scotch.

Ouch.
Yeah.

Um, excuse me.
Do I know you?

Is that it?

Is that your whole
come-on line?

It's not a come-on line.
I thought you smiled at me.

I thought I may have known you
from college or something.

What's next? You're gonna
ask me if I'm a model, too?

Yeah, right.

Sitting, drinking
in a singles bar.

I don't want any
part of that scene.

I wasn't drinking.

I actually just had
a bowl of onion soup.

At least I have
the decency to drink.

What kind of loser eats
dinner in a singles bar?

Me.

But I don't come here.

So, what are you
doing here?

What I'm saying is
I don't usually come here.

So if I were to ask
anyone in here

if any of them knew you,
none of them would, right?

That's right.

Do you know
this guy?

Him?

Yeah.

Yeah, he's a good guy.
I can vouch for him.

Oh, sir,
no, you can't.

It's been nice
to meet you.

Thank you.

Nu'.!

What?

Shut up.

Uh, could you call me
a cab, please, sir?

And I'd also like
some tequila.

First she steals my dog,

and then they decide to steal
my bike without a wheel.

Where are they gonna go
without a wheel?

Where am I gonna go
with just the wheel?

It's a tough town.

They stole your dog?

Oh, yeah.
My Ex took my dog.

She didn't even like the dog
until we broke up.

Then...

Can't even imagine.
My God, I have a dog.

Peanut

Yeah, I think
that's how I know you

is from the dog park.

How is Peanut?

She's great.
Peanut's the best.

That's good.

So, what do you do?

I work writing classifieds.

I've read your work.
Some of it's very good.

Thank you.

I'm Miss Bookworm.

Of course you are.
Miss Bookworm.

What is that,
"Miss Bookworm"?

Oh, the children's
show, "Miss Bookworm."

The children's show.

Oh. ls there a Mr. Bookworm,
Miss Bookworm?

No, no.

I'm a little
turned around.

I've just been through
something myself.

I guessed.

H ow?

Your attitude and the sweatpants
kind of give you away.

You're wearing the uniform
of the depressed.

You know, sweatpants
and a raincoat.

You look good, though.
You do.

Thanks.

What about you?

I've been single
for 4 wonderful days.

We do have something
in common, then, huh?

Yeah. Why do I get
the feeling, though,

this is gonna wind up
on a daytime talk show

with one of us
wearing a disguise?

I really have no idea,

'cause I'm sure I look
terrible in a beard.

Will you do me a favor?

Sure, I will.

Will you
crack my neck?

What?

I think I slept
on it wrong.

I pinched it
or something.

I don't know how
to crack a neck.

Come on. What are you,
a sissy? Crack my neck.

OK, I'll give it a try.

I'm gonna try
cracking her neck.

OK, I'll just...l guess
I'll grab you right...

Ow!

Oh, God, I said I didn't
know what I was doing.

Sorry-

Try again.
Try again.

What if I kill you,
though?

Don't worry.
I'm already dead.

I just haven't stopped
moving yet.

Just stop laughing
for a sec.

It's kind of hard
when you laugh.

It's OK.

It's all right.

Should we go
to your place or mine?

That's it?

That's your whole
come-on line?

Yeah.

Do you even know
my name?

Mr. Johnson?

Close enough.

You're not one
of those guys, are you?

No.

Mmm...

What guys?

You know, those guys
who, like, talk

and yap and...

and romance you
and then just go AWOL.

Mmm, oh, but, you know,

if I was
one of those guys,

I'd tell you that I wasn't
one of those guys--

just so you know.

That's--that's perfect.

What you said
is just perfect.

What was that?

Oh, that's
just my stomach.

Mmm.
Oh.

Ohh.

Some date, huh?

I've had worse.

Oh, really?

Uh...

maybe not.

That's...

Ohh.

Pathetic,
and I'm alone.

And I'm puking
bar snacks.

No, you're not.
You're not pathetic,

and you're not alone.

You are puking
bar snacks,

but that's OK.

Ooh, sorry.
You guys all right?

I think we're OK.

Hi.

You know,
I just kind of felt

like I knew everything
about her, you know?

Except her name.

Hmm?

I didn't get
her name.

I call her
Mr. Johnson,

but I don't know
what she does.

She's Miss Bookworm.

Is that show still on?
Yeah.

What is she, like, 50?

You know how if you see
somebody in a certain light

you feel like
you can tell

everything about them,
you know?

See, I was kind of
holding her hair,

and I saw her,
and she was fantastic.

Pardon me.

What?

What? Say it.

When was the last time
you were single?

Grade 8.

Seriously.

Grade 8.

Well...

to put it delicately,

don't you think
it's time--

since you're a grownup--

that you should try
living single

and maybe discovering
something about yourself?

Look, I didn't want
to meet anybody right now.

Honestly, I--
that's not--

no? So where'd
you meet her?

In a bar.

OK, so you met her
in a bar,

you don't know her name,
but she's fantastic.

I know.
It sounds stupid.

I know it does,
but it's true.

All right, Andrew,
what do you want to do?

I don't know. I feel
like I should...

send her something.

Roses.

What?

Send her some roses.

I don't know.
I was...

See, I was thinking
about maybe sending her

some licorice

and a funny note
about her blood sugar.

No, honey, no.

See, I just thought...

I thought assholes
sent roses.

Yes.
This, I know.

But, so, you're saying
it's, like, kitsch?

That's it's so bad
it's good?

No. Actually,
it's quite romantic.

Just because, traditionally,
over the years,

assholes have sent roses

doesn't mean a nice
gentleman like yourself

can't send
a fine lady a rose.

Yeah, but, see...

to me, it's like hitting
on a waitress, though,

you know?
It's so obvious.

You shouldn't do it,
you know?

But you know what?

Waitresses
get lonely, too.

Waitresses
need love, too.

Trust me.
I'm a lifestyle editor.

Now, who are they?

"Take your child
to work" day.

Ah.

Your idea?

Yeah.

If the cat ate the rat...

If the cat ate the rat...

And the pig wore a wig,

then who was the beast
that got lost in the fog?

I don't know.

If he's bigger than a hen,

can't fly like a wren,

then he must be a...

A lion.
A mouse.

A dog.
Very good.

Very good. Let's all
set our bookmarks

until next time,
when we'll say...

I feel the need
to read.

I love Miss Bookworm

Clear.

I love Miss Bookworm

Uh, Lorna,

if you ever need
to talk about anything,

I'm here, OK?

Thanks.

You made it.

Uhh. I'm going home,. I'm going home,.
I'm going home,

and I'm going to fry up
all the bacon

that will fit in a pan,
and I'm going to collapse.

What precisely
did you do last night?

What?

Come on.

What?

I went
to a singles bar.

You don't get out much.

They don't call them
singles bars anymore.

Just listen.
I met a guy,

and I went back
to his place.

You slept with him?

No.

I almost puked
on it.

Your skin
is a disaster.

Thank you.

I cannot believe you.

Are you going out
with him again?

You got to be kidding.

Ifl even see him
again, I'll die.

I don't know, you know?

You might want
to think about

going out
with him again,

or you're going to have
to wait, like, 6 months.

Why?

Well, because of
the dating chain.

What?

Yeah,
the dating chain.

You know, each couple
is a part of a link

in the dating chain.

It's like
a romantic ecosystem.

When a couple
breaks up,

it has a ripple effect

and causes the break-up
of 7 other relationships.

That's why it seems like
everybody breaks up at once,

because they do.

But then...

there's, like, this week

where everybody recouples.

The chain forms again,

but this time,

it's one link shorter.

That's why
it gets harder

to meet people
as you get older.

You see?

Yeah.
lthink so.

Well, the week's over.

You know,
he was your chance.

Really?

Yes.

The dating chain
is pure science, OK?

I have been studying it
for years.

Oh, and don't even think
of having an affair.

It'll cause the entire
chain to buckle,

and you'll be
waiting around forever.

Wow. Who gave you
the flowers?

They're for you.

Oh.

Oh, my God, they're
from him, aren't they?

Oh.

He was a jerk.

Was he?

I don't know.

Throw them out.

No. I'm not throwing out
perfectly good roses.

Well, give them
to your girlfriend.

Aw, no way.
She'll think

I'm trying to make up
for something.

Fine.
I'll throw them out.

What's wrong with her?

I think
she's afraid.

Is there anything worse
than getting burned by a guy

who claims he's not
going to burn you

like the last guy did?

People should have
to provide you

with romantic with romantic resumes..

She says
that I don't understand

She says it's easier

For a man

But she don't know

What's gain' down

Love grows inside you

Like a seed

Upon your heart

It starts to feed

Until it blooms

With shoots of gold

How old's yours?

Mine's 4.

Let me guess--

She's 8.

She's 2.

I guess she's tired.

Yeah.

Maybe a little.

What's her name?

Peanut

Great.

That's a great name.

Peanut

Well, it's nice
to meet you.

Will you excuse me? ljust
have a little poo in this bag,

and ljust need
to get rid of it.

Come on, Peanut.

We are, we are

We are, we are,
we are

We are, we are

We are the We are the We are the supercool

We are, we are

We are, we are,
we are

Anything?

No, I haven't found
anything.

I'm thinking I wish they
put something in the food

so that it glowed
in the dark.

Yeah.
It might help.

It's an idea.

Dew, where'd you go?

Sweetie?

Where's
your poo, baby?

Hurry up!
It's starting.

Oh, wait.

You'd kill me
with that thing.

Yeah...

But it's all
in the line of duty.

Hi, Trevor.

Surprise, surprise.

Hate to interrupt you,
but, uh...

well, I figured this was
the only chance I'd get

to say good-bye,
since it ended so abruptly.

Well, I presume you're not
watching this alone.

Hi, Cheryl.

What?

Probably didn't realize
he came by my house

and picked up
these videos.

We used to watch them,
you know,

and now
you're watching them.

Hmm.

Strange.

Uh!

You'll soon find out
that most of his experiences

are on a loop.

As I did.

This is the restaurant
where he first took me

and told me
that he loved me.

Well, if he takes you there
to the back booth

and orders ouzo,

beware, OK?

I'm just trying
to help you out.

Oh, and did he send you
an orchid at work

after a few days?

Oh, he's such a romantic.

All right,
I'm shutting this off.

No, don't.
I want to see it, OK?

I'll return you to your
regular programming now.

There she is.
Read.

There she is.
Read.

Oh, not the classifieds.

Come on.
Of course.

Oh, so glamorous.
Ooh.

OK.

Ha ha!

Uh..."Energetic,
outgoing woman

who likes
long walks."

Oh, please.

Why do they always put
"long walks"?

I mean, who wants to go
on long walks?

I don't even want
to go on short walks.

Next. "I'm... I�m getting married... I�m getting married. a man looking
for someone...

"to share
my life with.

"I can be a loving,
faithful companion

"if you'll only let me.

"Only thing is,

"I'm... I�m getting married... I�m getting married. only 5' 1".

Good things
come in small packages."

No, they don't.

Oh, and here's
the saddest part.

He uses his name, and
it's the saddest name

in the whole world.

Owen.
Owen.

Oh.

That's the saddest name
I've ever heard.

OK, OK, OK.
I'll get a better one.

"Single woman.

"If you're into bullshit
and head games,

stop reading."

Keep reading.

"If you're
one of those insincere,

"roll in the hay,
I'll call you later,

"never-call jerk wads,

"mama-boy assholes,

then stop reading."

Keep reading.
Keep reading.

Imagine
that 5-foot guy...

5' 1".

5' 1" guy reading this
and thinking,

"God, I am so perfect
for her, but...

I love bullshit
and head games."

Uh, Lorna, there's
a phone call for you.

Owen.

Ooh, Owen.

Ha ha!

Hello?

Hi.

It's me.

"Me?"

Andy--
from the other night.

I was just calling
to make sure

that you got them.

The roses?

I got them.

Good.

Good.

I was just calling to
make sure you got them.

How are you doing?

Good.

Good.

Um...

I--
was also going
to ask you if--

maybe
if you wanted to--

I'm sort of with
somebody right now.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll call you back later?

I think I'm OK.

I'm sorry.
What does that mean?

Don't call.

OK. Uh...

Well, you've got
my number

if you need to get
in touch with me,

and, uh, like I said,

I was just calling

to make sure
that you got them.

Got 'em.

And you got 'em.

Bye.

Bye.

All the volume

That's in your soul

All the wrong things

You have done wrong

I will take from you

When I come

All mistakes made

In distress

All your unhappiness

Bleak message.

It's me.
It's Cheryl.

Um, look,

I have to talk to you
about something, OK?

So can you call me
as soon as you get this?

If Trevor answers,

just hang up.

Kidding.

How are you?

My arms have always
been around you

Sweet bird, although
you did not see me

I saw you

Hi, boys and girls
in Home Land.

Today, we're going to make
something very special.

We're going to make
a bunny rabbit.

I really love
that little puppet.

Put your hand underneath

and tuck the napkin
in between our 2 fingers.

Just like that.

Put one hand up.

Draw a nose
and paint his ears.

That's our fun for today.

Hey, Mr. Mogley!!.

HEY-

HEY-

God, whoa.
How you doing?

HEY-

HEY-

Hi.

And I realized that...

I was wrong about
a lot of stuff,

and you were right.

We made a mistake, Andy.

We have a larger
responsibility.

What?

Mr. Mosh!!-.

Oh, yeah.

He's been acting up.
He's been chewing stuff.

They almost threw him out
of his obedience class.

Mr. Mr. Mogley!??

How's
How,s what's-his-name doing?-his-name doing?

Good.

The psychiatrist says
that he thinks--

Dead eyes has been seeing
a psychiatrist?

No.

Mr. Mosh!!-.

Oh.

The guy that teaches
the class,

he's also
an animal therapist,

and he said that he
wants to see you, too.

Me?

To help figure out
Mogley!!.

Oh.
Aah!

God, I see what you mean.

It's bad.

OK, women,

OK, women,

get ready to burn a hole
in your pockets

with bachelor number 39!

Whoa'. Whoa'.!

This is one fireman
who puts out fires

and starts them.

Whoa'.!

What's wrong, sad sack?

Can I just--
Can I just hold it?

No. You must
pin it on.

I'll pin it
on your ass, buddy.

Oh, thanks, Jeff.
Thank you.

I cannot believe

I let you guys
talk me into this.

I cannot believe what
a whining ingrate you are.

All you have to do
is have one dinner

with whomever
purchases you.

It'll be
a whole lot of fun.

Well, not fun, really.

Actually, I think fun's
an overrated word.

That's a great idea
for a piece. Thank you.

Oh, you're welcome.

Ah ha ha!

Will you--will you
do this, please?

Thanks.

I'd love to, but I can't.

Why?

I'm not a bachelor.

I'm taken.

I'm taken.

That's so sweet.

Nice.
That's nice, but--

It's time.

Good luck, meat.

Whoa'. Whoa'. Whoa'. Whoa'.!

A man with a rose
and a hose, huh?

All right, we've had
a bit of brawn.

Now let's try
a bit of brains.

Number 33 is a writer.

Whoa'.!

Whoa'. Whoa'.!

Yes. Fancy footwork.

All right,
what am I bid

for this
enigmatic writer?

All right, women.

Writer--think
verbs, adverbs,

onomatopoeias.

All right.

Let's start the bidding

at $40, shall we?

Ah...

$40. $40 bid by the woman
in the wool coat.

Thank you very much.

$40.

$50!

45.

$45.

100.

$100. Thank you
very much.

Sold--$100.
Yes!

All right.
Thank you.

Thank you very much.

What's going on,
Mogley!!?

OK.

What?

Mogley!!!, out.

Wow.

You have
to understand

that Mogley!!
wants to behave.

He wants to graduate
from dog obedience class...

But you got to realize
it's up to you two.

OK, what does that mean?

What that means

is that dogs
are not our children.

I mean, sure,
we feed them

and we teach them
and we clothe them

and we pick up
their poop,

but, thankfully,

they'll grow up to be
nothing like us,

'cause we can't imprint
our worst upon them--

our neediness
and our greediness

and our consumptive
ferocity.

We give them human names,
but they're not human.

They make us
more than that.

They make us immortal,

because we will
outlive them,

so dogs are not
our children.

They're better.

OK.

Can I ask where Can I ask where Can I ask where Mogley's been stayng? been Mogley' been traumatized.?
been staying?

With me.

With you?
Mm-hmm.

And where in the house
has he been sleeping?

Near and sometimes on
the bed.

On the bed?

Yeah.

And what sort of activity

have you and your new partner
been engaging in?

Excuse me, doctor.

That seems like kind of
a silly question

to have to ask us.

I thought this--

I think Mogley!! has seen

too many long and
physically aggressive

sessions of wild sex.

What?

Can I ask where Can I ask where Mogley's been stayng? been Mogley' been traumatized.?
been Mougley's been traumatized. Mougley's been traumatized. .

That's clear to me.

Cheryl, you have
to understand--

Mogley!! doesn't know
how very pleasurable

all that stuff
can be for you.

He only sees the pushing
and the pulling,

and he hears
the shrieking,

and he thinks
there's trouble.

Now, Andy,

what kind of sexual activity
would Mogley!! be viewing

if he came to live
at your house?

Well, I can tell you

that it's not this kind of
wild, out-of-control sex

that has apparently been
taking place with Cheryl.

OK.

For me,
it's more kind of none.

None.

Or just solo.

Asexual.

But, look, you know,
I got to tell you,

I'm workin' through
some stuff right now

on my own,
so I'm just tryin' to--

Look, I can't help you.

OK.

Mogley!!!, in.

OK. �DEW!!-

here's what we think
might be fun

if it's OK with you.

You're gonna spend half
the time with Cheryl

and half the time
with Andy.

What do you think
of that?

He'll He'll do it. it.

You know what?

You're dancing
just like the video.

Oh.

What video?

Oh. The video
for this song.

Have you seen it?

No.

Well, you're dancing
just like it.

Oh.

Thank you.

So, let me ask--
anyways--

Sorry.
You go, Sorry. You go, you go." Sorry. You go, you go.-

I was just gonna ask you
if you have any brothers

or if you have
any sisters?

No.

No.

What am I talking about?
I have a brother.

Oh.

Who's he?

Uh, what were you
gonna ask me?

Why do you think women in porn
always wear their shoes?

I hadn't thought
about that.

Really?

Maybe it's so their feet
don't get cold.

Maybe.

I'd just like to say

that this has been
a lot of fun,

and I'm very flattered
that you chose me,

but I think
we should get going.

Do you want to go back
to your place?

What?

Well, you want the home-bed
advantage, right?

I'm sorry, what?

You want the home-bed
advantage, right?

Oh. Ha.

Citizen,

you've got work to do.

Ow. Ooh.

Ow. Easy.

�Hm!

Ow.

Uhh. I'm going home,. I'm going home,.
Ow.

Uhh. I'm going home,. I'm going home,.
Ow.

He said, "I'll love you"

"Till I die"

She told him,
"you'll forget in time"

Good morning, Princess.

Oh, hi.

Do you think that
there's daily horoscopes

for dogs?

What?

Well, this morning
when I woke up,

Lily was acting kinda...

persnickety,

so I looked up what
would be her horoscope,

and it said
that she was, in fact,

having an off day.

Maybe, maybe.

Oh. How'd it go
last night?

Oh, I, uh...
I got ninja-fucked.

So that's
"The Piano"

and "Like Water
for Chocolate."

Yes.

Oh, right.

You still have late charges
on "Passion Fish."

Yeah, I'm gonna
watch it again.

I can tell you're under

a lot of change
and stress right now.

Really?

You're having
trouble sleeping.

Yeah.

How'd you know?

Your hair.

My hair?

I mean, it's beautiful.
Maybe a little brittle,

but that's probably
from your diet,

or maybe it's from--

forgive me for saying--

what's happening
in your heart.

And what's happening
in my heart?

Not enough.

I'm sorry. I say what's
on my mind too much.

I'm stupid.

I'm Callum. Bye.

I'm Lorna.

Bye, Callum.

Hey, you want to go out
with me sometime?

Uh...

OK.

Cool.

Get your Kong!
Go get it! Go get it!

Go on!

Good arm.

Thanks.

Which one's yours?

Mogley!!-

Oh.

He's a happy boy.

Yeah,
he sure is.

And you are?

I'm... I�m getting married...with Poppy.

Oh. And your name?

You see, at the dog park,
it's just the dogs' names.

That's weird.

Mogley!!!, get your Kong.
Get your Kong.

Mogley!!-

Hey, did you bring
your walking shoes?

Yeah. Yeah.

So, what do you
want to do tonight?

We're doing it.

Right now.
We're in it.

Hey, you want to groove
to my Hey, you want to groove to my Hey, you want to groove to my hackey-sack vibe?-sack vibe?-sack vibe?

I'm not--I'm not very good
at that, I don't think.

Or we could go to a bookstore
and look at the magazines.

Or we could eat.

My treat.

See, that's not
gonna work for me.

Ifl let you buy me dinner,
then you might feel

like you're entitled
to have sex with me.

Um, I--
wouldn't,
really.

I don't know.

Um, then why don't you
buy me a meal?

See, that's not gonna
work for me, either.

For political reasons.

No, I, uh...
I got no money.

Then, um...

just let me
buy you dinner.

OK.

OK.

Great, great.

I'm gonna go
to my truck first.

Can I help you?

Um, table for two,
please.

I'll wash up.
I'll be right out.

You know, sometimes
I feel like

I just can't
get clean enough.

Why do I have the feeling
that this is gonna end up

on a daytime talk show

with one of us
wearing a fake beard?

I don't know.

Why are you
so pessimistic?

I mean,
I have this theory

about why people meet
when they meet,

and you and I,
we met for a reason.

You picked me up
in a video store, Callum.

Have you noticed lately
that people

are going nuts
about Angels again?

I mean, for a while,

people just forgot
about them,

but there's
a whole lot of...

I don't know,

gentleness going on
around here.

Uhh. I'm going home,. I'm going home,.

Hey, great new web page
there, Mr. Chong.

Kooky stuff.

What up?

I don't know.
What do you want to do?

Do you want to
have sex first,

or do you want to
eat first?

I don't care.
What do you want to do?

We could have sex first,
if you want.

Let's have sex.

OK.

Yeah.

But are you hungry?

Well...

I could eat.

Or we could have
sex first.

OK, why don't...
I get on top of you,

and then we'll go out
for some noodles?

Is that good?

Or we could go out
for a real quick burger,

and then
we come back here,

and I can get
on top of you.

You know, first.

Whatever, honey.

You know what?

We should
have sex first.

OK.

OK, well,
it's settled.

It's settled.

Go away, stain!

Go away, stain!

Go away, stains!

Go away, stain!

Now...

let's bring back
that average grandmother

who had that unfortunate
tomato stain

on her lovely blouse,

and let's see how
"Go Away, Stain" did.

Hi, it's me--Callum.

Look, uh, ljust wanted
to thank you for dinner.

I had a really nice time.

You want to
play scratch?

I don't know
where to start.

I know that we really
didn't hit it off.

It's my fault.

I know I'm weird, and I can
feel myself getting weirder,

and it feels like there's
nothing I can do about it,

but...

Lorna, I can
still see things.

And there's something
special about you, Lorna,

but you won't
let yourself see it.

I know it's not me,

but, Lorna,
you got to let love in.

You've got to let
yourself melt,

and if you do,
then one day you'll find him,

and when you do,
you know what?

You'll rest.

I'm Callum. Bye.

I don't know what to do.
I mean...

He just gets farther
and farther away

from me, you know?

And I feel this kind
of weird panic

creeping up on me,
and ljust...

I don't know, ljust become
this thing, you know?

OK, so what is it
about Mogley!!

That makes you feel
he's becoming distant?

Forget Mogley!!!, OK?

I'm talking about
Trevor here.

I don't know.

It's like he's becoming
this stranger, you know?

Well, are you
getting enough exercise?

I'm sorry, I don't know
what to say to a person.

That's another thing.

Sex has completely
stopped.

I'm sure you're happy
about that, huh?

Uh, no, I--

And what sex there is,

it's like totally
routine, you know?

It's like left hand,
right breast,

clockwise, 1, 2, 3,
spit on the hand--

hey, Cheryl--
what?

That-that's enough.

Please, I'm only interested
in how this altered activity

has affected Mogley!!.

Oh, Can I ask where Can I ask where Mogley's been stayng? been Mogley' been traumatized.? seen
plenty of activity.

I'm sorry,
I'm confused.

Andy?

Yeah?

I--I... I've been seeng someone. been
seeing someone.

Oh.

He's been, uh,
pumping a nutritionist

who bought him
at an auction.

Cheryl!
It's true!

Cheryl, I think that maybe
Mogley!! should, uh...

go outside.

Mogley!!!, out.

Hi. Hi!

Oh.
Oh, do you like that?

Say "yes, Lorna,
I like that."

Yes. You're such
a good dog.

Lorna?

I--
thought
it was Mr. Johnson.

Ha.

Hi.

Hi. How--
how's your neck?

Is it all...

It's good.

That's Peanut.

Hi, Peanut.
How are you?

Peanut?

Um...

I want to apologize
about the-about the flowers.

I'd like to
apologize to you.

I'm very sorry.

I shouldn't have
sent you those flowers.

Shouldn't have
sent them? Why?

Well, maybe a run around
the park would help you.

Oh. Lorna, uh,
just a minute.

Yeah. Take your time.

Lorna?

Cheryl.

You guys--you guys
know each other?

She's...Lorna.

She's...
she's that Lorna?

You're Trevor's Lorna?

Trevor.

So do your dogs
know each other?

Uh, yeah, they do.

We're related
by a betrayal.

I didn't betray you,
Andy.

I told you.

I had a hurricane
going on in me.

OK. We're related
by a hurricane.

You know, I--
saw you
the other day

at the dog park.

You did?

Why didn't you say hi?

He was probably
with He want probably with He want probably with Keiran...

So you're seeing
someone, huh?

Yeah, you know,
just like you, kind of.

Lorna, this is
Peanut's time.

Hi, this is Andy.

Hi, this is
Andy and He want probably with He want probably with Keiran...

We're not home right now,
but if you leave a message,

we will get back
to you. Ciao.

Hi, sweets.
Hi.

How are you?

Oh, I'm OK.

What are you doin'?

I'm trying to decide

what to wear
tomorrow night.

I'm excited,
and I'm nervous.

I mean to the machine.

Oh, I was just
changing it.

Why?

So when people call...

You're mad.

No. I'm not mad at all.

It's just that,
you know...

Yeah, I guess
lam kind of mad.

Like maybe I should
have asked you first?

I thought
you'd be pleased.

Well, I'm not.

Oh.

Well, ahem...

we could have sex,

and I could
make it up to you.

Us have sex?

That's a rare idea.

Um...

Well, fine, I'll just
change it back.

All we do
is have sex.

And I got the feeling
that if someday I can't,

you know,
or won't have sex,

that you'll kill me.

Honest to God.

I feel like you'll
actually kill me.

Ithought you liked me.

I do.

All we do is have sex,

and I got the feeling
that if someday I can't,

you know, or won't have sex,
that you'll kill me.

Pretty funny message,

I I guess..

It's Cheryl.

Can you call me
as soon as you get this?

Oops.

OK.

Class, sit.

Good, good.

All right, we're gonna
practice some of the skills

that we're gonna need
to graduate from class

this weekend, so let's
get started with that.

And now I'd like the owners
to call their dogs over

on my cue.

And 3, 2, 1.
Call, please.

Come.

Peanut, come.

Peanut, come.

Peanut, come.

Peanut, come.

Come on, Peanut.
Come.

Come on. Come!

Peanut, come.

Lorna...

look, your dog
doesn't graduate

just because you paid the money
for the class, you know.

I know. She's been
doing this lately.

Well, ahem.

I don't normally
like to do this,

but try working
with this.

It's like doggy
crack cocaine.

They go insane
for it.

OK, and again,
please, Lorna.

Come, Peanut.

This all looks so good.

It does, it really does.
What are you gonna get?

I thought
maybe you and I

could split
a couple of things.

Or we can get a whole bunch
of things for the table.

How does that sound?

Iwould love to, but, um,
I don't eat most things.

She's vegan.

So, I've been trying to
figure something out.

What's that?

Why do women in porn
always wear their shoes?

Andy thinks it's so that
they don't get cold feet.

Just an idea.

I don't know, Digger,

maybe you should
do a piece on that.

That is a fabulous idea.
Thank you.

Hi. You folks
ready to order?

Yeah.
What's good here?

The booze.

Drinks. What
a brilliant idea.

I'll have a lager
and lime, please.

Uh, I'll have a glass
of Uh, I'll have a glass of Uh, I'll have a glass of cabernet...

I'd like a lager
as well.

And you?

What do you think?

A vodka martini
and a glass of ice water.

Right.

Wow.

Wow. Good trick.

It's not
a trick actually.

Um, would you mind terribly
if we moved tables?

Oh, sure.
ls it drafty?

No. The waiter
is my ex-boyfriend.

Of course.

Uh...

There's another one
of my Exes over there,

so, um...

Yeah, let's just, uh,
stay put, then.

What?
What?

I didn't choose
the restaurant.

What are the odds of running
into 2 ex-boyfriends

in the same place?

I don't know.
50-50?

Oh, look.

There's another one
of the men I've had.

I'm kidding.

Andy didn't tell you
I have a great sense of humor.

I have-l have a great
sense of humor.

I'm sorry.
You can't smoke here.

Why don't you fuck off,
Derrick?

Uh, I'm gonna
go call work,

if that's OK.

Ahem. Excuse me.

I'm gonna go to the bar
and have a cigarette.

I don't know.

She just doesn't
seem vegan to me.

That whole porn thing

is just 'cause she's
uncomfortable.

Really, she's just...

she seems like
a great girl.

She is.

Honestly. But what are
you doing with her?

I did
the whole auction

as a favor to you,
all right? So...

And are you dating her
as a favor to her?

She picked me,
all right?

And...right now, honestly,
I--
don't feel like being--

alone.

So what'd you
think of them?

Who?
Jeff and Jeri.

Didn't you think
they were a good couple?

Yeah, you're right.
She is great.

What'd you think
of Jeff?

He's having
an affair.

What?

He's having
an affair.

Well...why
would you say that?

I mean, what makes you
think that?

The way he played
with the phone cord

at the restaurant.

That's it?
That's what you're going on?

Mm-hmm.

He stroked the phone
cord very sensually,

and then he laughed.

You don't do that
when you're calling work

from a restaurant.

Believe me.

If there's one thing
I know, it's men.

He's having an affair.

Right?
He's having an affair.

Yeah. Right.

An affair.

Hi. Uh, it's Jeff.

Pick it up if you're there.

Pick it up, pick it up,
pick it up.

I'm at this lame thing.

I wish I was there.

I would rather be there
in bed with you.

Maybe I'll just come over
in the morning

and crawl in.

So don't wash.
I want you dirty.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Hello?

No, I'm not asleep.

No, you did not wake me.

Why are you calling at...

Oh, it's only 11:32,
and that's OK.

You.

Who is it?

Andy-

No, you didn't wake me.

What do you want?

Hey, buddy.

Where's your stuff?
Put it on.

I'd just like to know
if it's true.

Is what true?
What's up?

Are you having
an affair?

No. Of course I'm not
having an affair.

So you're not sleeping
with another woman?

No.

OK, who'd you call
last night

at the restaurant?

I was calling a friend.

A friend?

'Cause last night you said
you were calling work.

I think I said I was calling
a work friend, wasn't I?

Who?

A friend from work...
buddy.

So you're having
an affair.

Why don't you
just say it?

Look up
at those people.

If that was
the last thing

you're gonna see
before you died,

would you say
you'd had enough?

Had enough of what?

Everything-

Seen enough,
done enough,

had all those
crazy nights

you'd promise yourself
you were gonna have.

Like that cool
little instant

when you look
at the eyelashes

of a woman
you hardly know

or you smell her hair.

Or that piece of flesh
behind her knee,

and you follow it.

And if that's evil,
I'm evil.

Has Jeri heard
this philosophy?

Shut up!

You shut up.

You know what, Jeff?
You're wrong.

Yeah. 'Cause it's not
about the other flesh.

It's about being with the same
woman night after night

and cuddling with her till you
wear a spot on her back,

getting to know her,
watching her change,

and watching
how it changes you.

Who are you? You've been
with all these women.

You're like a pathetic
little climber.

Climber? What?

You won't let go
with one hand

till you have something else
in your other hand.

What's the longest
you've been single?

4 days? 4 hours?

Just 'cause
I don't have it

doesn't mean I don't
know what it is.

You're never single,
you were never married.

Don't stand there
and talk to me about forever.

What do you want?

Lorna.

Lorna? Who's Lorna?

Listen, uh, Jeri,
I need to talk to you.

Sure.

Last night, uh,
at the restaurant--

you love Jeff,
don't you?

Of course I do.

OK. Well, listen,
last night with He want probably with He want probably with Keiran..--

You know what?
I am so sorry.

Iwoke up feeling
so guilty this morning.

I think I was rude.
I was trying to be funny--

No, it's not that.
What I'm... I�m getting married... I�m getting married.--

Hello.

Hi, baby.

Yeah, I'm just
sitting here with Andy.

It's Jeff.

OK.

All right, then you
pick up the girls,

and I'll meet
you at the dog park.

Bye.

That was weird.
He sounded a bit somber.

I think he's nervous
about graduation.

I know I am just
on the--

You know, I feel like
I can't sit still today.

Do you think dogs
get nervous?

Listen, Jeri...

you know what?

I think I know where
you're going with this.

Don't...don't compare
your relationships

to Jeff's and mine.

You know what?

We're just really,
really lucky. OK?

Uhh. I'm going home,. I'm going home,.

Uhh. I'm going home,. I'm going home,.

Well?

I don't know.

Look, if you have
nothing else to say,

we should just be brave

and put our house up
for sale, OK?

What?

Our home. We should
put it up for sale.

Whoa.

I know I said
it's our home,

but it's
my house,

and I ain't
sellin' it.

Is that all
you have to say?

Would you scratch
my back?

Hi.

Hi.
I'm up here.

Hi there.

Happy anniversary.

What?

This is or will be...

the 50th time
that we've made love.

So...

happy anniversary.

Will you turn
the music off, please?

Look, um...

I really like you...

but we need to
break up, I think.

Why?

'Cause I've been
going from...

thing to thing
for a long time.

Yeah, but you're with me now,
so what's wrong with that?

Oh, I shouldn't be,
I don't think.

Why?

I like you very much,
but it's not enough.

You're not her,
and I'm not him.

You know? I think
we both know that.

Yeah, but isn't being together
better than nothing?

No.

All right,
we're clear.

All right,
we're clear.

Very nice job
you did.

Very good
helper worm.

Good luck in
your soccer, OK?

I have to talk
to you guys, OK?

OK.

I know what it is.
You're going to a network.

You have
a network show, right?

Of--of course not, no.

You're joining
the Army?

No, no.
It's good news.

Im, um...--Im, um... getting married.

Veronica and I are
getting married.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

How pregnant is she?

Rachel.

I'm just being candid.

She's not pregnant.

Then why are you
getting married?

Well, because, uh,
I love her,

and, uh,
we're gonna spend

the rest of our lives
together.

Oh, God,
you're what, 19?

You guys
are gonna change.

We'll change together.

But 53% of all marriages
end up in divorce.

Rachel.
Rachel.

Well, ours won't.

How do you know?

Because we know.

What was that
all about?

What?

I'm just trying
to be helpful.

Trying to be helpful,
Rachel?

Let me ask you this--
what did you do last night?

Watched TV
with Peanut. Why?

You watched TV
with your dog?

What are you doing?

You know,
you're beautiful.

You're the funniest
woman I know.

You should
get out more.

No, you should. You're
watching TV with your dog.

It's just an expression.

Fine. Why didn't you
go out with that guy

from the video store
again?

Callum,
the eye-contact freak?

He had a futon.
I just don't think

it was a match
made in heaven, OK?

The guy that
sent you flowers.

Why didn't you go out
with him again?

Maybe I should have,

but he's seeing
someone now anyway.

I told you.

You missed your chance.
In the dating chain--

There is no such thing
as the dating chain, Rachel.

Oh, really? Well,
when it's on the cover

of "Time" magazine
like melatonin,

you'll go,
"Oh, the dating chain.

I knew about that
for ages."

The dating chain is
something you've created

to make sense of
your loneliness, Rachel.

I'm seeing someone!

What?

I'm...

Im, um..., um...

eating off the menu.

What are you
talking about?

I'm seeing someone who's
practically married.

How'd it happen?

He backed into me,

and we exchanged
information...

And the next thing
I knew...

It's OK.
Come here.

Come here.

It's OK.

Hi.

Oh, hi.

I need to see
Mogley!!!, OK?

I miss him so much.

Mogley!!

Oh! Baby! Hi!

Oh, you look so sad.
You look so sad.

What's in your box?

Oh, it's just
some stuff for Mogley!!.

Panties?

Are those--
yeah, God.

It's just some
of my clothes, Andy.

I know he misses
my smell.

You want to
come stay here?

Oh, my God.

I just..

Realized for
the first time that...

I know what I want now.

But you left me
in the dust.

This...

is for you.

Oh.

It's a card.

I made it myself.

Yeah, I've seen
this card before.

What?

I mean,
it's a little different,

but I've seen
this card before.

I think the angels
used to be blue,

and now they're gold,

but the border
is the same.

You've given me
this card before,

and I don't need it,
Cheryl.

But I know
what I want now.

Didn't you once give me

an "I know what
I want now" card, too?

An "I know what
I want now" card, too?

Fine.

Look, are we gonna take Mogley!!
to this dog grad thing or what?

Oh, yeah.

Are you gonna
see that through?

Yes.

You know...

I probably
shouldn't drive.

The tears in my eyes
are blinding me.

Now...
Don't.

Hello?

Stop me before
I cut my hair again.

No, don't do it.

You want to do
somethin'?

Nah.

"You're the
funniest girl I know."

You should
get out more.

Oh, no, you have
got to shut up.

Come on.
Throw on some clothes.

I need a date.

Peanut's graduating...

I hope.

If drinking
don't kill me

her memory will..

Come on.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Tour bus runs
down Broadway

There's nobody
you would know

In all
the storefront windows

I see my face

And the lame expression

I'm just average Joe

Looks like
a good turnout.

Yeah.

Well, bombs away.

I'm a walkin' disaster

Be careful now.

Thank you.
Good luck, good luck.

Test. Test.

Good.
Can everyone hear me?

OK.

All right, uh, we're gonna
get started in a minute.

Uh, so if they haven't
already done so,

our handlers are
gonna be taking...

I'm gonna take him up.

Your dogs from you to bring them
on the walk of pride

so that we can all honor
our little canine friends

for the hard work
that they've done.

Would you like
a nice sample?

What?

Would you like a nice
Macro-Bone sample

for your dog?

What are you doing?

Oh, let's just say

somebody's with
Team Macro-Bone now.

Who is this?

Rachel, this is Callum.

The eye-contact freak.

Oh.

I heard that.

Jeri. It's her.

Who?

Her. Lorna.

Although they
might seem simple to us...

Pretty. Pretty.

Imagine what it's like
to be a dog.

I'm back.

You know, we look forward
to this day

with the combination
of excitement and regret.

As I was saying to my wife
just this morning,

the more we teach them,
the more we love them,

and the quicker
they leave us.

So, let's get started.

Um, as our dog students
receive their diplomas,

I'd like to invite
all the owners

to come up on stage

and, uh, welcome

their new dog obedient school
graduates.

So without any further ado,
let's get started,

and our first dog graduate
is Monty.

Monty.

So very proud.

Here we are.

Shit.

What?

It's him.

Who?

The guy
I've been seeing.

Oh, my God. You're not
gonna believe this.

What?

He's my rose sender.

What?

Yeah.

I'm gonna go over
and kill him.

Just be calm,
all right?

Our next dog is Mogley!!.

Uh, sadly,
Mogley!! is a co-custody.

Mogley!!-

Very handsome.

He took a little while
to learn how to sit,

but, uh...
I love you, boy.

Congratulations to Mogley!!.

I knew
not to trust him.

I was right.

But look how nice
he looks.

He?

Yeah. Andy, the guy
you've been seeing.

No, I'm not seeing Andy,
I'm seeing Jeff.

Really?

Oh.

Yeah.

Our next dog is Peanut.

Peanut

Oops!

Uh, uh...

Oh, all right.
Well, sit there, fine.

Uh, our next dogs
are Dew and Lily.

I'm gonna stay here
and videotape.

Really?
Yeah.

OK.
OK.

Dew and Lily

normally are an inseparable
pair of boxer dogs,

but let's bring them out
one at a time,

so they can each have
their moment of glory

in the sunshine.

Uh, here's Dew.

Here she is.

Dew.

All right, Dew,
we've, uh, uh...

uh...what--

Dew, we've rehearsed this
a few times.

Let's...let's, um, not...

OK. She must smell
my dog on me.

I'm confused.

Which dog
is yours again?

He's brown,
and he barks.

What's going on?

I don't--
I don't know.

What?

Oh, my God.

That is the reason
you've been taking the girls

That is the reason
you've been taking the girls

on so many walks recently?

No. I can explain.

Really, honey? Can you?
Great! Explain.

'Cause I'm just gonna have
to presume the worst here.

I'm gonna have to presume
that you blew it

because I'm so great
and you're lucky to have me.

Could we get back
on track, please?

There are many understandably
anxious dogs back there.

Come on, Digger.

Don't. Do not
"Come on, Digger" me.

I really screwed up.

Ifl could have seen
your face like this,

I never would
have done it.

But I made one
horrible mistake,

and I love you so much.

God.

Let's get married.

I'm not saying this
just 'cause of this.

I've been thinking
about this

for a long time.

Let's get married.

I thought we were.

All right,
everyone else just come up

and get their diplomas, OK?

I don't even know
why I bother.

It is so not
your fault, OK?

It's a little
her fault.

Hi.

Hi.

How long did you know?

Ijust found out, OK?
So don't be mad at me.

I'm not mad at you.

I thought if I just
kept moving forward

and being in love

that we'd be protected.

What could have
protected us?

Nothing.

Great.

I kept one.

One of what?

I kept one of the roses.

Why?

Just couldn't
throw it out.

See, I have this problem
with romance.

I--
don't know.
I just don't trust it.

I never got a chance
to thank you.

You're welcome.

And by the way,

I liked you
holding my hair, too.

Were you just
asking me out,

or was I
asking you out?

I think you were
asking me out.

So will you
go out with me?

Uh...

I can't.

What?

I've had too many people
in my life for too long,

and it's like
I keep rebounding

from some relationship
back in high school

that I don't really
even remember,

but, uh...

I'd like to go out
with you in...100 days?

100 days?

Yeah. And listen, uh,

I--
won't go out
with anyone,

and I won't think
about anyone,

and I won't even be naked
for a hundred days.

That way,
when I come back,

I can come to you clean,
you know?

OK.

OK.

OK, today's the 7th,
so I guess on...

december 15th will you go out with me? 15th will you go out with me? 15th
will you go out with me?

That sounds great.

How--how about at 8:00?

8:8:8:00's not real good for me. How's 7:00? not real good for me. How's 7:00? not real good
for me. How's 7:00?

It's a date.

OK.

I'll wait.

HEY-

Hi.
Hi.

Well, they graduated.

All right.

I'm gonna walk you
to the car, OK?

I'm gonna walk her
to the car.

Bye. Nice to meet you.

You know it only
breaks my heart

To see you standing
in the dark

I feel like I'm at the end
of a prison movie.

You're getting out, and I still
have to serve my time.

Oh. Honey.

Who am I gonna watch TV with
over the phone?

Me.

Oh, yeah,
it won't be the same,

'cause Andy
will be beside you.

Well, maybe.

HEY-

Look, it's Owen.

Ha. Ohh.

And you said
the dating chain

didn't exist.

You were right,
once again.

Cheryl.

Let me ride you home,
honey.

I don't have a home
anymore, do I?

Come on, sweetie,
I'll let you ride in front.

I think we can all
learn something

from our dignified
canine friend!

You're not piercing
your navel!

These tears are turning me
to rust

I know

You're waiting there
for me

To come back

I'm too afraid to show

It's coming over you

Like it's coming over me

I'm crashin'
like a tidal wave

That drags me
out to sea

And I want to be
with you

If you want to be with me

I'm crashin'
like a tidal wave

I don't want to be

Stranded

Stranded

Stranded

Stranded

Stranded

Stranded

Stranded

Hi.

Hi.

Would you
do me a favor?

Yeah.

Will you
crack my neck?

I'm stranded

Stranded

I love you

Stranded

So come back

I'm not afraid to show

R's cumin' over you

Like it's cumin' over me

Crashin' like
a tidal wave

That drags me out to sea

I want to be with you

If you want to be
with me

I'm crashin'
like a tidal wave

I don't want to be

Stranded

Stranded

Stranded

Stranded

Stranded

So, baby, go mad

I've

Waited long enough

For the sun to rise

Living here in the heart
of the city

It's hard to see the sky

I'm.

Gonna keep my head up

I'm getting into life

Oh, Oh

What you doin' to me?

Open up my eyes

Oh, Oh

Make it easy to see

Take me by surprise

You

Ride on green-blue water

Sliding on a wave

I

Like the way you move me

Glide across the days

If you are what you are

Then who am I?

Oh, Oh

What you doin' to me?

Open up my eyes

Oh, Oh

Make it easy to see

Give me one more time

Oh, Oh

What you doin' to me?

Open up my eyes

Oh, Oh

Make it easy to see

Giving in to life

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