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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,290 --> 00:00:02,290 . . 2 00:00:56,699 --> 00:00:59,220 Cool. Don't bogart my log, dude. 3 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,840 Well, why did you enlist if you didn't want your breasts fondled? 4 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:08,980 Yeah, really. 5 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:16,500 Ahoy, weather fans. Captain Dick Jackman here at the News Center Weather 6 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:20,560 Console. My trusty radar tells me there's a line of tornadoes forming in 7 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:25,600 western... I'll have devastation footage at 6 plus the preschooler of the week. 8 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:27,220 Whoa. 9 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:29,740 We're there, dude. 10 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:31,020 Yeah. 11 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:34,640 Where? The trailer park, dumbass. 12 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,320 Oh, yeah. 13 00:01:37,740 --> 00:01:38,740 Tornadoes are cool. 14 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,400 Yeah. 15 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,700 Now we're getting somewhere. 16 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,080 Yeah, yeah. 17 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,620 Now we're getting somewhere. 18 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:52,850 Even the old dude is cool. 19 00:01:53,050 --> 00:01:58,870 I like the tornado. 20 00:02:01,570 --> 00:02:02,130 Almost 21 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:09,289 everything 22 00:02:09,289 --> 00:02:10,449 in this video is cool. 23 00:02:12,110 --> 00:02:13,530 What do you mean, almost? 24 00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:16,010 What else do you want? 25 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:26,290 Well, it'd be pretty cool if somebody puked. 26 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:33,510 Oh, let it be done. 27 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:38,750 Check it out, Beavis. 28 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Disgusting. 29 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,940 You asked for it, dude. 30 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,280 Yeah, but I didn't ask for blood in it. 31 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,980 That was beyond the limits of good taste. 32 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:17,670 Tornadoes are cool. They can drive matches through a two -by -four. 33 00:03:17,910 --> 00:03:18,910 Yeah. 34 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:22,710 A tornado could smash a poodle's face with a brick. 35 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:27,850 Yeah. It could suck a man's heart out of his chest and show it to him before he 36 00:03:27,850 --> 00:03:28,850 dies. Yeah. 37 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:33,970 It could, like, pick up a phone booth and move it five miles away and then put 38 00:03:33,970 --> 00:03:35,350 it back without scratching it. 39 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,880 Hey, Steven, check out that trailer. 40 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,360 Hi, I'm Lolita, and this is Tiger Ray. 41 00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:15,540 Since we're all about to die, we were wondering if you guys would like to be 42 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:17,100 last boyfriends on Earth. 43 00:04:23,550 --> 00:04:24,790 Uh, 44 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:26,890 okay. 45 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:30,950 Great. Let's go inside. 46 00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:55,710 I'm getting a wardrobe. 47 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:58,010 Yeah. 48 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,550 Hey, baby. 49 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:07,610 Wanna... This sucks. 50 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,110 We were gonna do it. 51 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:13,730 You mean I was gonna do it. You were just gonna spank your monkey. 52 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:16,350 You wish, dill weed. 53 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,280 What's this? 54 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:49,980 This sucks. 55 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:52,820 Yeah, it sucks. 56 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:02,760 What is this? 57 00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:07,760 What is this butt munch doing on the stage? 58 00:06:16,490 --> 00:06:18,170 You got a backstage pass, sir? 59 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:20,750 Yeah, yeah. 60 00:06:55,820 --> 00:07:02,400 saying balls and normally that would be pretty cool yeah but under these 61 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:09,380 circumstances it sucks yeah usually demolition and destruction is pretty 62 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:15,960 too but i don't know it's like here it just like it falls flat yeah yeah i 63 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,120 think even if they had some fire in this video it would still suck 64 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:28,050 Check it out. It's Crocus coming to kick their ass. 65 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:29,850 Yeah, yeah. 66 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:33,250 It's the night of the living bands that suck. 67 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:41,349 Hey, 68 00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:49,730 butthead, 69 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:51,770 do you think those two chicks are alive? 70 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:53,690 Of course not, ass munch. 71 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,680 They would have tried to find us by now. 72 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:57,140 Yeah. 73 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,760 Hi, 74 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,980 I'm Lolita, and this is Tanqueray. 75 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:07,720 A couple of skis may be trying to follow us. Can we stay with you guys for a 76 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:08,720 while? 77 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,800 Whoa. She's one of those grubby girls. 78 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,080 Yeah, yeah. 79 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,440 She wants me. 80 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:36,960 Yeah. 81 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,360 Me too. 82 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:43,840 Whoa. 83 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:47,960 She just had sex? 84 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,300 Yeah. Why don't they show that? 85 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,040 Yeah. She said she just had sex. 86 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,120 It wasn't with any of those guys. 87 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:04,100 If this video had some explosions, it would be the coolest video ever. 88 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:09,180 Yeah. If the music was cool, too. Oh, yeah. And they'd have to have some, 89 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,200 better singing. 90 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,360 Yeah. And not those guys. 91 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:14,780 Yeah. Then it would rule. 92 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,940 It's that chick from Family Ties. 93 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,240 Yeah. This is really noisy. 94 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:32,280 Yeah. Noise. 95 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:36,520 This 96 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:46,820 chick 97 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:47,820 is weird. 98 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,380 This chick's mouth is crooked. 99 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,010 Why is it crooked? 100 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:04,750 I don't know. 101 00:10:10,470 --> 00:10:17,310 The name 102 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:20,090 of this song is 50 -Foot Queenie. 103 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:23,790 I'd like a 50 -foot queenie. 104 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,210 I'd like a 50 -foot weenie. 6566