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Where are your balls, dude? You're just bitter because you're single.

I'm not bitter.

I was bitter because I wanted Tyler. Apparently, her brother hated Tyler as

as I hated Cassidy. And unlike me, he didn't keep it a secret.

You were completely right about her. What happened?

Okay, so I pulled out the condom, and she totally changed the story around on

me. Like, I was the bad guy. Like, I didn't fucking trust her.

You know that's what manipulative girls do, right? They blame you when they're

being shady?

I just cannot believe I didn't see it coming.

You're a pussy whip, dude. Like, you really need to stop falling head over

for these dumb girls and keep sex casual.

How do I keep sex casual?

You find someone who getting serious about them would completely ruin your

Like who?

Me. That's disgusting.

I'm disgusting?

No, I'm saying that our parents are married and you're practically my

Which means I'd be completely bad for you. Carla.

If I were just a girl you met at school. But you're not.

But I might as well be.

What are you doing?

Proving a point. No, no, no. Close your eyes.

No, I... Do it!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Stop, stop.

Pretend it's not me sucking your cup.

Oh my god.

Stop.

You know what, don't stop.

Oh my god.

So good.

What are

you saying?

Oh my god. the new couch mom and dad would kill us and they would be really

and they'd know we fucked oh my god

We're already past the point of no return, so we should probably just do

That's such a perfect cock. That's such a perfect cock. Holy shit.

Baby.

Baby.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Goddamn.

Fucking go -

Bye.

Why don't you turn around for me?

I don't know.

I can't wait to talk.

Just like that.

Oh,

my

God.

You're incredible. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Holy...

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my

God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

You don't need all those other stupid girls. You just need me.

Wait, who?

All those other dumb girls, you know? You don't need any of that.

Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to leave home.

After I seduced my stepbrother Tyler, he was a changed man.

There was no more of that I love you, no I love you crap.

He actually started making time for himself and for me.

Cassidy never tried to get back together with him, which was a little

surprising.

Most manipulators don't give up until they get exactly what they want.

After all, that's what I did.