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Reality junkies.

Natalie, come on.

You gotta go. I'm gonna be late for class.

I'm not going!

What do you mean you're not going?

Mom said I have to drop you off at school.

She's your mom, not mine. I'm not going.

Why not? Didn't do your homework?

Boy problems?

I hate homework.

None of the boys like me. And I hate school.

Yep. Life sucks.

What are you going to do?

Drop out.

And how are you going to do that?

I'm going to get pregnant.

That's a great idea.

There's only one problem.

You need someone else involved to get you pregnant.

Why don't you bring that up?

Oh, no.

Here we go. Just listen.

So, if I get pregnant, I can drop out, right?

Okay. And you can help me, like a good brother.

How am I supposed to help you get pregnant?

Dude, really?

You? Fuck me.

You cum in me.

And I'm pregnant.

Like, cream pie?

Yes.

Haven't you ever wanted to cream pie your sister before?

Everyone wants to cream pie their sister.

This is wild.

And kind of hot.

But what if it doesn't work?

Then we keep fucking.

Do you have a problem with that?

No, no problem at all, but what about... Don't be too upset about me getting

pregnant and dropping out.

Then we'll be worried about who the daddy is.

Wait, I'm gonna be a daddy?

Dude, don't make it weird.

You'll be a sperm donor.

Uh, well, when?

Now, Philly. Now?

Yeah.

My brother was such a big dick.

No hands.

I'm gonna play with my balls.

That's the biggest thing.

for you to come with me as I can drop out.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, Ben.

Keep going. Keep going.

Yeah.

if you got me pregnant.

Oh, my God.

Me too.