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Hey, can I talk to you about something?

Yeah, what are you wearing?

Um, this is just a male person outfit.

But it doesn't matter. I really need to talk to you about something. Can I come

in? Yeah, sure.

Okay,

so you've heard about how the post office is in big trouble, right?

Yeah, I think. Well, I was just thinking about how bad it would be if it did

shut down.

Because, like, all the history and the traditions and stuff.

So I was thinking, maybe you could take some of your birthday money and

buy some stamps and some post office stuff and show your support.

No, are you crazy? No.

It's for a good cause.

No, you know what, just get out of my room. Okay, go.

So you really won't help out?

Yeah, I really won't help out.

Fine.

That is really inappropriate.

Come on!

Don't you wanna play post office?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Isn't there anything that you want to mail?

Like, put your mail in my slot?

You're acting weird.

Stop it.

Come on, you know what I mean.

Well, you're my little sister.

We can't do this. No, I'm your stepsister.

It's totally different. It's really not that bad.

Um, oh.

I need you to make sure that my mailbox is the right size.

We should be doing this.

Sure we should.

I want to support the post office.

And besides, I've seen the way that you look at me when I'm walking around with

no bra.

And I kind of like it.

This is so fucked up, but you are so hot.

I want you to put your mail in my mailbox.

You ready?

Yeah.

Fucking God.

Boom.

Cool.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

I think you need to deliver another package.

a big package back in the slot.

Oh my god.

so good.

Like, yeah.

Oh,

Jesus.

Oh,

Jesus.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck me. Fuck me. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck me.

See you.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Like that, like that, like that, like that. Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, fucking God, yes.

Yes.

Fuck, it feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

to come and be... Are you on birth control?

Of course I'm on birth control.

You can come and be as many times as you want.

Okay.

Mia.

Mia, stop it.

Oh, Mia.

Fuck!

No, are you serious?

Oh shit, fuck, fuck!

What the fuck's wrong with you?