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Someone's coming.
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Santa's buried here.
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They're going to blow it up.
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Juuso!
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Juuso, wait!
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Santa's been buried.
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Juuso, is Santa Claus dead?
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What a baby. You still believe in Santa?
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Come on.
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They've been lying to us. - To you.
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Who was the Santa who came to our house then?
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Mr. Piiparinen. Haven't you figured that out yet?
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Do you think Dad knows?
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Your dad pays him for it.
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Don't you get it? This whole Christmas thing is just a bluff.
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the truth about santa claus
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The first Santa Claus
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Who's been naughty?
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Santa walking barefoot in the snow
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Ancient Santa by his cauldron
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Pietari!
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Wake up, son!
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Pietari! Are you awake?
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Yeah, yeah!
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Then go and get washed!
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Vuppe, bad boy. You were supposed to keep watch.
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Dad!
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Come here, Dad!
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Come inside if you have something to say.
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I don't want to.
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You shouldn't be out there alone.
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Really, I've got something important to tell.
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Really, the wolves will gobble you up.
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And I'm not kidding.
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Dad, I'm coming in now.
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Close your eyes, child. Daddy's working.
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You shouldn't have turned the lights off.
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Who'd ever look at them at night?
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Have you been on the roof? - What?
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Outside my window?
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I'm too busy to answer stupid questions.
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Have you or haven't you? - No, I haven't.
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Maybe the chimney sweeper...
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Go and get dressed! We're leaving soon.
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Where to? - Don't you remember what day it is?
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Oh yeah, the round-up. You're taking me along?
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I thought you'd be dressed by now.
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He's spying on us.
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This is yours now. - Is it loaded?
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Of course. Or it'd be useless. And take those goggles off.
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Have you got a light?
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Where's your dad? - They had to take the snowmobiles.
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Piiparinen couldn't get the chopper started.
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Keep away from the fence! 3, 2, 1!
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You really think you can use that? - Of course I can.
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You gonna shoot Santa Claus? - He was outside my window last night.
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I thought you said he was dead.
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Electric fence. - How do you like it?
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Protection. The explosions in the mountain -
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have sent the wolves on the prowl.
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Wonder what they're digging there? - Just samples, I guess.
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Look!
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They're coming!
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Dad, Dad!
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They're coming!
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Our freezers will soon be brimming with meat.
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Open the gate. - Out of the way!
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Come on!
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Get in here, now! What's keeping you?
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Two thin runts. - Something's wrong.
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Maybe the others got lost.
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No, they didn't.
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Merry Christmas.
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You stay here.
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Me too? - Keep an eye on Pietari.
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What kind of wolves would do this?
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Big and nasty ones. Come and take a look.
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Those morons and their blasting!
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Now we have to deal with Russian wolves as well!
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They found the hole.
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This was cut with pliers.
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This is our fault.
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If you go crying to your dad, I'll whoop your ass.
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We were never anywhere near the gate.
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We should shoot that lot of idiots.
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They've probably gone by now. It's been quiet for days.
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If it wasn't for that fucking border I'd make minced meat of them.
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We have insurance, right? - No, we fucking don't.
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433 carcasses.
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Aimo, how much is that worth?
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Around 85000.
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Plus 22% VAT.
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All that money's been rotted away.
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He sure was hungry.
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What do we do?
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We'll pay them a little visit.
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Fuck!
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The guards have been paid to shoot anyone who comes near.
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Crossing the border is not a small thing.
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Neither is bankruptcy.
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Pietari! Come on!
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This was one hell of an idea.
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These boys have left in a hurry.
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Come and see!
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They found him, Vuppe.
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Seismic researchers, my ass. They've excavated something.
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What the hell did they dig up?
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So much for that.
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What are you doing? Aren't you going to open it?
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No.
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Tape these on your butt. - Are you serious?
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How do I look? - Like a kid in diapers.
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You brought me here just for this?
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Look.
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The real Santa was different. The Coca Cola Santa is just a hoax.
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These are from some fairytale. - This isn't.
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What is this? - Proof that some fairy tales are true.
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What am I looking at here?
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The real Santa Claus. He spanks naughty kids to pieces.
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Not even their skeletons are left.
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How did he end up there?
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The Sami people got angry and lured him onto the ice.
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The ice broke under him.
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The lake froze solid and Santa was trapped.
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Come summer they dug out the huge ice block -
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and buried it under a sky-high pile of rocks.
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And it became Korvatunturi Mountain? - Yep.
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You're such a fool.
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When did you last get spanked? - When I was little, I guess.
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Do you think we should confess?
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Listen, you brat.
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You have any idea what your dad will do -
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when he hears that those reindeer died because of you?
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Are you making gingerbreads?
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Are you hungry? - Yeah.
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Were you playing hockey? - No, it's just this game we play.
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Pretty rough game, eh?
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Yeah.
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These are good.
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Just like Mom used to make them.
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I'm glad to hear it.
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Dad, what if I didn't exist?
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What do you mean? - If I disappeared?
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You should disappear.
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To your bed. It's late.
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Dad, do you think I've been good?
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All good boys are in bed by now.
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Merry Christmas, Dad. - Merry Christmas, Pietari.
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Stay there, I have to check it.
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Do you think this is funny? I almost got killed.
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You are not going skating now! You're grounded this Christmas.
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I have to pee.
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Come on, Vuppe. Let's go out.
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Dad! Dad!
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What is it? - The bait's gone!
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Careful now.
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Stay there.
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Did you hear me?
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Stay!
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Some kind of bird.
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What is it? - Nothing.
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Can I look? - No.
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Some bird took the meat.
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I want to see it! - There's nothing down there.
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Why can't I look then?
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Because we haven't even had breakfast yet.
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Is this really all we're having?
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These are good.
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If I eat these, can I go and look down the pit then?
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Then you'll have some more.
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Are you angry with me? - No.
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Wait here.
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Did you hear me?
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You're grounded.
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What the hell?
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Just preparing for my Santa gig. - Shut up and follow me.
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Come, Vuppe.
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He shouldn't have come snooping around in people's yards.
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Greene, Brian Jonathan.
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Born 1952.
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Must be one of those wackos from the mountain.
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Not even 60 years old.
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What are you going to say? - To who?
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Everyone.
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Nothing.
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You know those wolf pits are illegal. - Damn it, Piiparinen!
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Like it or not, you're in this too.
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I should... - Shut up.
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And think. If you know how.
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I have an hour to my first Santa stop.
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Vuppe, stay.
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Did you see that?
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He's breathing. Tough old bastard.
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What is he doing?
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He's scenting something.
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Pietari.
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You were supposed to stay inside!
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Pietari, come back here now!
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Did Pietari see him? - What do you think?
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I have to go. What do I do with him?
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Have a little chitchat.
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Shit! The cops.
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Pietari, Pietari!
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Goddamn it.
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What's he up to?
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Howdy. - Hi.
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Why the fancy dress? - What?
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Is everything in order? - What do you mean?
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What a morning. I've been all around the village.
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Strange stuff going on.
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Well, everything's fine here. Right, Pietari?
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Then you're an exception.
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You brought the whole murder squad?
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What's the problem here? - My sideline.
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A couple of hundred sacks of potatoes, my whole harvest.
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I'm here because of some damned potatoes? - Yes, and no.
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They only took the sacks.
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I'll be darned.
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Almost every house got their radiators stolen last night.
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Torn off the walls.
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It's going to be one damned cold Christmas.
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My wife's hairdryer was stolen from the bathroom.
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Who'd want an old piece of shit like that?
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It's high technology in Russia.
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Pietari, we should be getting home. - No!
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Where's Juuso? - Still sleeping, I guess.
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Not so fast. Let's take a look at your car.
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Juuso.
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Juuso, wake up! He's at our place now.
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Juuso!
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Juuso's been taken!
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What the hell is that? - It was in Juuso's bed.
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Maybe he's out chasing girls.
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When we were your age -
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we'd stack up some pillows, and pretend...
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He'll be back by nightfall.
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Don't you get it? - Pietari, that's enough!
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Can I go now? - Well, go.
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Aimo, you speak English, right? - How come?
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We need an interpreter.
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Bloody hell!
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Son of a bitch.
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Gingerbread?
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What do you want me to translate? I've got stuff to do.
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We've got visitors from Korvatunturi Mountain.
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Visitors? - American visitors.
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Now in you go.
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Daddy! We have to help Juuso. - Nonsense. Juuso is a big boy.
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So?
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We can't go back in there. It's not human.
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Not human? - Not human!
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The old devil bit me! - Look at that.
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I have to see this. - I'm not kidding.
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See for yourselves. There's something really weird about him.
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Don't you think? - He's a foreigner.
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Go talk to him.
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Be careful.
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I'm not going there alone.
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Right.
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Cover me.
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He's harmless.
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Sorry to disturb you on Christmas Eve but is Hemppa in?
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Oh, he isn't.
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OK. Thanks anyway.
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No, I haven't seen him.
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Merry Christmas. Bye.
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00:47:20,856 --> 00:47:22,649
Give me the broom.
268
00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:32,451
Ask him what they were digging in the field.
269
00:47:41,418 --> 00:47:44,254
He's acting deaf. An old trick.
270
00:47:44,588 --> 00:47:48,634
Tell him we'll keep him here until someone pays up.
271
00:47:51,512 --> 00:47:53,972
You mean as a hostage? - Yes.
272
00:47:55,933 --> 00:47:57,059
Tell him!
273
00:47:58,894 --> 00:48:02,689
You're making him angry. He doesn't understand you.
274
00:48:02,856 --> 00:48:04,942
This was just phase one.
275
00:48:19,665 --> 00:48:21,708
What the fuck was that? - Dad!
276
00:48:22,292 --> 00:48:24,169
What does he want now?
277
00:48:24,294 --> 00:48:26,672
Dad, I have to talk to you!
278
00:48:35,931 --> 00:48:41,729
I'm just doing a little job with Piiparinen. What is it?
279
00:48:43,147 --> 00:48:45,691
You need to spank me.
280
00:48:46,859 --> 00:48:49,695
What? - I deserve to be spanked.
281
00:48:49,945 --> 00:48:53,574
Fifteen good lashes should do.
282
00:48:55,868 --> 00:49:00,330
What's the matter with you? - I've been naughty.
283
00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:04,710
What have you done?
284
00:49:04,877 --> 00:49:07,629
Juuso and I went up to the mountain -
285
00:49:07,963 --> 00:49:11,341
and we made that hole in the fence. - You did what?
286
00:49:12,051 --> 00:49:14,970
I'm the only one left, Dad.
287
00:49:15,179 --> 00:49:17,806
All the others have been taken. Juuso, too.
288
00:49:18,057 --> 00:49:21,351
What are you talking about? - All the kids.
289
00:49:23,604 --> 00:49:25,773
Rauno, you have to see this.
290
00:49:26,857 --> 00:49:28,108
Wait here.
291
00:49:37,785 --> 00:49:41,413
He's up to something. And look.
292
00:49:43,457 --> 00:49:45,918
He bit it in half.
293
00:49:56,470 --> 00:49:58,722
Look at his eyes.
294
00:50:02,851 --> 00:50:05,270
What is he looking at?
295
00:50:08,816 --> 00:50:10,025
Pietari!
296
00:50:12,903 --> 00:50:14,321
Don't!
297
00:50:15,322 --> 00:50:17,908
Do you know this guy from somewhere?
298
00:50:20,202 --> 00:50:25,499
He seems to know you. - He knows all the kids.
299
00:50:25,707 --> 00:50:28,210
Who is he? Come on, speak up!
300
00:50:28,419 --> 00:50:30,587
He's been spying on us.
301
00:50:31,004 --> 00:50:33,716
What do you mean? Tell me!
302
00:50:36,552 --> 00:50:39,179
He's Santa Claus.
303
00:50:50,691 --> 00:50:54,403
He's come to get me. They dug him up from the mountain.
304
00:50:54,987 --> 00:50:57,156
A goddamn fairytale character.
305
00:50:57,281 --> 00:51:00,993
I knew there was something fishy going on.
306
00:51:01,744 --> 00:51:05,080
He's going to attack! - Daddy, don't let him take me!
307
00:51:05,164 --> 00:51:08,542
On the ground! Tell him in English!
308
00:51:14,506 --> 00:51:16,425
He has his own language.
309
00:51:16,717 --> 00:51:19,970
He's not afraid of you. - He sure is.
310
00:51:20,512 --> 00:51:22,306
Wrap him up.
311
00:51:22,389 --> 00:51:24,016
No way. - Now!
312
00:51:56,298 --> 00:51:58,175
What was that?
313
00:52:03,180 --> 00:52:05,766
It's coming from that jacket.
314
00:52:06,266 --> 00:52:07,726
Careful!
315
00:52:18,821 --> 00:52:21,448
What did he say? - They want him back.
316
00:52:30,999 --> 00:52:33,043
Don't they? - What are you doing?
317
00:52:38,549 --> 00:52:40,134
This is Rauno.
318
00:53:05,826 --> 00:53:10,748
Tell him we have Santa for sale.
319
00:53:40,569 --> 00:53:42,946
How much are you going to ask for him?
320
00:53:43,530 --> 00:53:45,991
Enough to cover the debt. - At least.
321
00:53:47,284 --> 00:53:50,204
Maybe we should think it over. - Are you scared?
322
00:53:51,413 --> 00:53:53,916
We're giving him up too easily.
323
00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:57,211
Just think what he could be worth.
324
00:53:58,504 --> 00:54:01,590
The original, real Santa Claus.
325
00:54:03,592 --> 00:54:05,969
Someone is going to get rich with him.
326
00:54:06,428 --> 00:54:08,180
That's the plan.
327
00:54:27,366 --> 00:54:29,701
Dad! - Stay here, we won't be long.
328
00:54:55,644 --> 00:54:58,564
My wife's hairdryer! - What the fuck...
329
00:54:58,731 --> 00:55:03,652
Put that hairdryer away. Keep cool.
330
00:55:30,095 --> 00:55:31,889
What a fucking dwarf.
331
00:55:54,453 --> 00:55:56,330
Say something.
332
00:56:06,215 --> 00:56:09,385
How much do we want? - 85000.
333
00:56:17,643 --> 00:56:20,729
At least a million. - Shut up.
334
00:57:35,971 --> 00:57:38,057
The last door.
335
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,485
What did he say? - We need to keep quiet.
336
00:58:40,619 --> 00:58:44,289
What the fuck helper? - He claims it's an elf!
337
00:58:45,207 --> 00:58:48,544
Cut the bullshit! Give us the money!
338
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,814
What's up with him?
339
00:59:10,149 --> 00:59:11,984
Is someone there?
340
00:59:15,112 --> 00:59:17,906
What the fuck is running there?
341
00:59:22,327 --> 00:59:24,496
What the hell is happening here?
342
00:59:32,963 --> 00:59:35,632
Pietari! Pietari!
343
01:00:02,076 --> 01:00:05,329
The elves have built a nest for Santa.
344
01:00:14,671 --> 01:00:16,215
For what?
345
01:00:16,465 --> 01:00:19,218
Is that? - Yes.
346
01:00:21,470 --> 01:00:23,764
They're trying to defrost him.
347
01:00:30,979 --> 01:00:33,148
Dad! - What was that?
348
01:00:33,565 --> 01:00:35,776
Daddy, help...
349
01:00:36,402 --> 01:00:40,531
Juuso. They're all here. And soon they will get spanked.
350
01:00:45,911 --> 01:00:47,746
Juuso, where are you?
351
01:00:49,998 --> 01:00:52,960
Get rid of the heat! - Juuso, say something.
352
01:00:55,754 --> 01:00:57,881
Piiparinen, the door won't hold!
353
01:00:58,674 --> 01:01:02,052
What should I do? - Barricade the door.
354
01:01:02,928 --> 01:01:05,556
Let's carry these there.
355
01:01:06,014 --> 01:01:09,935
Aimo, leave the kid and come and help us.
356
01:01:10,811 --> 01:01:12,938
Daddy's little boy...
357
01:01:13,397 --> 01:01:18,068
Let's go home, Daddy. - Don't worry, we'll get home soon.
358
01:01:23,407 --> 01:01:25,367
We are all going to die!
359
01:01:43,510 --> 01:01:45,345
Dad!
360
01:01:46,597 --> 01:01:48,182
Aimo!
361
01:01:49,183 --> 01:01:51,185
Piiparinen!
362
01:01:51,310 --> 01:01:53,353
Listen to me!
363
01:02:08,619 --> 01:02:15,459
As long as the kids are here the elves won't leave the hangar.
364
01:02:15,793 --> 01:02:18,837
It's either me or Santa.
365
01:02:22,549 --> 01:02:24,676
I suggest Santa.
366
01:03:34,246 --> 01:03:36,248
It's Piiparinen. Pietari, do you read?
367
01:03:36,707 --> 01:03:37,791
I do.
368
01:03:40,085 --> 01:03:41,879
Copy that.
369
01:03:46,884 --> 01:03:49,053
Why is it me who has to go in the sack?
370
01:03:49,261 --> 01:03:51,847
Because it's my plan. Let's go!
371
01:03:57,019 --> 01:03:59,813
Here's one more. - Not Juuso!
372
01:04:00,606 --> 01:04:03,942
All the kids have to go. Or this won't work.
373
01:04:07,154 --> 01:04:11,700
Daddy, I'm scared. - Piiparinen, the package is ready.
374
01:04:16,622 --> 01:04:20,417
Won't they get cold there? - Stay out of this.
375
01:04:23,045 --> 01:04:25,964
Don't worry, Dad. I'll be fine.
376
01:04:27,966 --> 01:04:30,135
Ready to go!
377
01:04:36,475 --> 01:04:40,229
You do your bit, I'll deal with this!
378
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,194
Slow down, we'll wait here.
379
01:05:47,546 --> 01:05:50,049
Piiparinen, look down!
380
01:05:59,725 --> 01:06:04,646
They're following us! - What did I tell you.
381
01:06:16,366 --> 01:06:20,537
Let's turn around, Piiparinen! - What?
382
01:06:21,121 --> 01:06:24,875
Towards the pens! - What for?
383
01:06:25,334 --> 01:06:27,669
Pretend they are reindeer!
384
01:06:34,927 --> 01:06:37,846
Reindeer! Fucking A!
385
01:06:39,431 --> 01:06:41,809
That's what we'll do.
386
01:07:13,590 --> 01:07:16,510
Looks like we've been naughty.
387
01:07:22,683 --> 01:07:26,437
If you ever wondered how Santa can be -
388
01:07:26,645 --> 01:07:31,024
in a zillion places all at once, now you know.
389
01:07:32,735 --> 01:07:35,112
That's the magic of Christmas.
390
01:08:07,770 --> 01:08:10,439
Piiparinen, the gate's closed!
391
01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:15,486
Damn! We need a new plan.
392
01:08:16,278 --> 01:08:18,947
There isn't time! I'll go and open it!
393
01:08:19,948 --> 01:08:22,034
You're not going anywhere!
394
01:08:22,242 --> 01:08:25,204
I can't land there to bring you back up.
395
01:08:26,372 --> 01:08:28,332
I'm not coming back.
396
01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:31,794
Pietari, can you hear me?
397
01:08:42,888 --> 01:08:44,264
Pietari!
398
01:09:28,684 --> 01:09:30,644
Piiparinen!
399
01:09:31,854 --> 01:09:34,231
Tell Dad what I did.
400
01:10:04,845 --> 01:10:06,221
Daddy.
401
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,780
Have a peaceful Christmas.
402
01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:37,002
And happy fucking New Year.
403
01:11:05,656 --> 01:11:07,533
How do you like that, bastards!
404
01:11:07,616 --> 01:11:10,452
What happened? - The miracle of Christmas.
405
01:11:10,911 --> 01:11:14,123
Congratulations, Pietari! Congratulations!
406
01:11:14,206 --> 01:11:17,209
You just put the elves out of a job.
407
01:11:31,473 --> 01:11:35,477
Take the kids home. It's their bedtime.
408
01:11:36,478 --> 01:11:38,772
Roger. Over and out.
409
01:12:32,159 --> 01:12:34,620
198 Santa Clauses.
410
01:12:35,621 --> 01:12:37,664
Juuso, what's that worth?
411
01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:46,048
How much for one?
412
01:12:48,842 --> 01:12:50,886
85000.
413
01:13:00,687 --> 01:13:04,483
Around sixteen million eight hundred thousand.
414
01:13:05,192 --> 01:13:07,403
Plus 22% VAT.
415
01:13:26,004 --> 01:13:28,882
You're quite a guy. - So are you.
416
01:14:28,484 --> 01:14:30,861
Nothing in there for you, hairy face!
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