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Enough, start recording. Wow! How do I look?

-Hello, hello. -Hello.

-I was going to ask you something. -Of course.

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The camera’s here, come a bit closer to me.

Madam, what’s the first thing a woman looks at in the man she loves?

-His hands. -Really?

-Yes, we look at the hands. -Really?

-Yes. -The hands, then?

-The hands. -Really?

Yes, we look at the hands.

That means my hands are great too. I’m very confident about myself.

Touching and looking are allowed. If you want, I’ll pinch your cheek.

No, I don’t want to. I never liked you.

Did you hear what she said?

But I’m really confident. My hands are great.

But she might be a tourist.

Come here.

What are you two doing?

I can’t believe this! Get a grip, guys.

Can’t you film something else?

What’s the first thing a woman looks at…

…in a man?

Is that it?

Should I answer once you calm down, Mr. Serkan?

-No. -Fine, I won’t speak. I’ll stay silent.

Don’t talk.

Answer, answer.

Alright, give a proper answer.

We did something similar on social media, Mr. Serkan.

I mean, content like this shattered expectations.

-The views were high. -It was watched a lot.

That’s what happened across all social media.

How many views, then? A hundred people?

Two hundred? How many, man? Listen.

Don’t talk to me about social media.

You’re trying to work with the most-watched show in Turkey, right?

Listen.

Millions already watch me anyway.

Of course, Mr. Serkan. No doubt, millions watch you.

But…

You might have something in mind. What do you want us to film for you?

-Are you asking me that? -Yes.

Am I supposed to come up with it?

Shouldn’t that naturally occur to you?

You’re right, Mr. Serkan. I mean, maybe…

You could give us a starting point, perhaps.

There’s no hope at all.

Still, I’ll give you a hint.

Listen, film something stranger and funnier.

Shoot something that’ll be the talk of the week.

And the next day, people will laugh about it at work.

They’ll discuss it and argue among themselves. Really, what is this?

Alright, Mr. Serkan, don’t worry. We got it. It’s saved in a corner of our minds.

Don’t worry.

This is your last chance.

Don’t you dare come to me again with silly work.

-Never. -You two tire me out.

A lot.

I have thousands of things to do. Now go.

-What, sir? -Get out of here.

-I don’t understand. -Come on, let’s go.

-I’ll start swearing. -Get out. Come here.

-Come here. -Alright.

Go, go. Don’t do anything. Don’t bother the man. Don’t waste people’s time.

What’s the first thing women look at in a man?

What could it be?

What do we do now?

We went through all that trouble and couldn’t convince the man of anything.

What are we supposed to film for him?

Alright, man, don’t stress out. Don’t act stupid. Calm down a bit. Relax.

Listen.

It’s Mr. Serkan San, man.

That’s not the right attitude. Anyone who crosses him ends up doomed.

I’m tense because I want to make the most of this opportunity he gave us.

Wait, I just got an idea. You know what we’ll do?

We’ll make a short film with a very low budget.

And we’ll call it “A Kettle Defeated by Life but Full of Hope.”

What kettle?

Like a water kettle. What kind of kettle, man?

The kettle is a metaphor, meaning “don’t look for depth.”

Life, journey, philosophy, those things don’t exist.

Basically, Serkan San will get it, man.

Oh my God! I swear you’re a genius.

Well done. Bravo to you.

Sometimes I do get ideas.

What happened to you?

Is your brain lacking vitamins because of money? What’s wrong with you, man?

Don’t dismiss my idea. He wanted something strange.

Here’s a unique concept, an exciting one.

Are you an idiot?

It’s a yes or no question, answer clearly.

What you’re describing is an art-house film, man. The guy wants a comedy.

For God’s sake, let’s not meet again, Bora.

How can we not meet, Murat? We live in the same house.

-Move, move. -Let me enter the house first.

Easy there.

Gentlemen, where are you two going quietly without making a sound?

Where are you sneaking off to on your tiptoes?

Have you started working on Swan Lake ballet?

No.

Actually, Mr. Mehmet, I’m a bit overweight.

My friend Murat said there’s a new exercise…

for walking on your toes that moves every muscle.

-That’s what we’re doing. -What a shame, what a shame.

I was so happy, thinking you’d started a new project.

We have.

Almost.

Meaning we’ve found a great opportunity.

God willing.

I hope you find work that will let you earn money…

and pay the rent you’ve owed for six months.

I’d be happy about that.

-Of course, of course. Right? -Here’s the thing.

If the job my friend Murat is talking about…

we’ll get fame, a good reputation, money

Property, everything you want, Mr. Mehmet.

We won’t just pay six months’ rent, it’ll be six years…

we might even take your house from you.

Shut up.

This is the last month.

If you pay by the end of this month, fine; otherwise I’ll evict you from the house.

That’s enough, enough.

So let us go now that you’ve finished your daily scolding, Mr. Mehmet.

May you go? You may go, please, go ahead.

-Alright then. -Look, the countdown has begun.

Do you hear that sound?

-Please go. -Thank you.

Since you can’t pay, bring a roommate to cover the rent.

And you’ll give me the money. That’s enough, I’m fed up and tired of you.

-Come on, come on. -Okay.

Thanks so much for your great advice, Mr. Mehmet. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

-After you, please. -You two first.

Please, Mr. Mehmet, please.

At the end of the month you’ll be evicted.

Come on, come on.

What do you think about proposing to girls and seeing their reactions?

Videos like that have already been made, man.

And the video we make would be similar.

I’ll go crazy.

I mean, what will make people talk about us for a week?

I swear to God this man is insane.

Exactly, exactly.

Put the phone down and focus with me for two minutes, man.

I can’t believe it, man, you won’t believe who’s messaging me right now.

-Is it Serkan-san? -Who’s Serkan-san? It’s Sinem, man.

Wow! The girl wasn’t supposed to pay attention to you

Where did she come from?

She heard we’re working with Serkan-san, so she sent her congratulations.

Oh fame, oh luck, you can do anything.

Have you seen how our lives have started to change?

I’ve started to taste the first fruits of fame.

Don’t tease me, man, what fruit, what vegetable, what food?

No, no, no, it’s very clear that that fruit will be eaten.

You’re lucky.

Please, man, I swear to God the place you hit me is really painful.

Man.

I found it, man, I found it.

Are you talking like the person an apple fell on?

No, the one you’re referring to is supposed to be Einstein.

Do you know what we’ll do, man? Let’s stop idolizing celebrities.

Please, let’s find an idea. Isn’t someone yelling at us?

Now I’m hitting you, man.

If you’re going to apologize, don’t. Just focus on the idea.

No, man, what apology? Listen, I found the idea.

Do you know what we’ll do now?

While people are walking on the street.

We’ll sneak up behind them and slap their backs.

Then we’ll shout, “You’re lucky!” We’ll get insane reactions.

It’s a great idea, man. A natural hit within context.

Yeah, I’m convinced. It’s good. We’ll go up to a guy and slap him.

Then we’ll step back, and he’ll be confused about what just happened

That’s our reaction shot.

Let me tell you something: we’ll get beaten up badly.

So what? Life has slapped us enough. What’s two more slaps, right?

People will talk about it for five days, if not a whole week.

Hey, man, ask Sinem if she can come to the shoot tomorrow.

Let her come. We can hand her the camera so we’ll both be in the video.

-Really? I’ll tell her to come. -Text her, text her.

Oh my God! As soon as I hit send, she replied, “See you tomorrow.”

You’re lucky.

Murat, Murat! Stop, I need to text her! Please put that food down.

If we put the camera here, I think no one will notice it.

We’ll prank people coming from the bank’s direction.

Exactly. The camera angle is perfect, man.

Yeah, it’s good. Okay.

Right? Listen, where’s Sinem? She was supposed to come.

She fooled you again, didn’t she, you fool?

Don’t do that. Don’t be like this. Come on!

-She’s stuck in traffic, she’s coming. -Yeah, sure.

Let’s start while she’s on the way. Do you know what we’ll do?

I’ll film you first, then you’ll film me.

And when Sinem comes, we’ll hand her the camera so we’ll both be in front of it.

Alright, deal. Good luck.

Hero, hero!

We’re coming for you, Serkan-san! We’re coming like thunder!

-Is this spot good? -Yeah, talk through the mic, idiot.

Perfect.

No one’s around. Someone’s coming! Someone’s coming!

Looks like she’s going to sit down.

-You’re lucky. -I hope the aunt doesn’t die.

That was really helpful, son. Hit a bit higher.

Anyway, my shoulder hurts. That helped me a lot, I’ll rest here a bit.

Step on me.

No, auntie, stop, please. What are you doing?

If you climb on your back, your soul will leave your body.

-Step on me, son, crush me. -Don’t talk like that, please, auntie.

Look, we have a camera here. It’s filming us now.

We’re shooting a hidden-camera prank.

Say hello.

Really? I was supposed to see a doctor days ago, but I didn’t go.

I thought you’d be helpful, but you’re useless.

Anyway, you young people chase after nonsense.

Damn you.

I’m sorry, auntie. Let me kiss your hand.

No, I don’t want to. I don’t want to.

Look at her, what is she saying? Look, what did she just say to me?

That was so funny, man. I almost peed myself laughing.

-Really? -Yeah.

I can say it turned out to be a crazy video, just like Serkan-san wanted.

If that’s the case, great. It’s your turn. Go on.

-Act well. -Okay.

Come on, come on.

I’m here. I’ll stand on this side.

Is this spot good?

Start recording. I stepped out. Start recording. I stepped out.

Oh, damn! Sadı’s coming again.

I can’t get rid of that man.

He’s been to prison several times and still continues.

Bless your work and your shining sun.

Welcome, brother Sadı. Your money is ready.

Here you go.

How many times did I tell you not to give me money directly?

Give it to my accountant.

Sorry, brother Sadı. I get nervous when I see you.

Give it to me, master.

-Is it complete? -Today’s account is settled, boss.

Listen, Engin. Have something to eat here.

I’m really tired of beating people up.

-I’ll take a short rest. -As you wish, boss.

-See you. -Won’t you drink something?

Bow down.

Didn’t you see, son? I weigh 33 kilos now and I’m on a diet.

Sorry, brother Sadı.

I must stay fit.

What can I get you, Mr. Engin?

Bring me everything you have here. I skipped breakfast, so I’m starving.

-Everything? -Everything.

Yes, sir. As you wish.

Put all the shawarma you have, son.

Are you filming, Murat? Everything’s fine. He’s coming.

Ready, ready.

You’re lucky.

You messed with the wrong guy, man.

I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

Calm down, champ. Just a minute, please, brother.

It’s a hidden-camera prank. Just a second, brother.

A hidden-camera prank? Why didn’t you say that earlier, man?

I’m a former boxer. I was about to knock you out.

I’m sorry, brother. This is our livelihood. What can we do?

We make funny clips for Serkan-san’s show.

Look, the camera’s over there. Wave to my friend.

I feel kind of good now. Really.

-I’ve got my energy back. -Yeah.

You’ve got a strong reaction.

You dodged my punches. Usually, no one can escape.

Consider that a prank from me to you.

How was it? Was it funny?

-Damn, how did it look? -Man, it was really good.

It was surprisingly good.

But you don’t seem alright.

I’m fine, I’m fine, man. Let’s wrap this up.

Enough, or we’ll end up in the hospital.

No way, we need to shoot a slightly better one.

Let me see it.

Instead of watching it, find a new guy, man.

Let me see it to check how you filmed.

I’m here. I didn’t keep you waiting too long, right?

Welcome, welcome. You’re not late.

We just arrived and took a few warm-up punches.

Alright, where’s Serkan-san? Aren’t you going to introduce me to him?

Why would Mr. Serkan come to the shoot?

Really? Fine, whatever.

Then I’m leaving. Bye.

What are you doing? Wait, wait, wait!

Sinem, we’re going to Mr. Serkan-san’s office after the shoot.

Why are you in such a hurry?

In that case, fine. I won’t leave.

Sinem, won’t you help us out?

Can you film us while we’re pulling the prank?

But I don’t know anything about this stuff.

Listen, here’s what you’ll do.

We’ll be standing next to the chair pranking someone,

and you’ll just film it.

Alright, fine.

This is so boring.

-Come on, hurry up. -Do you know how to press record?

-Should I show you? -The red button?

Like this.

By the way, your perfume smells nice. Good choice.

-Is it a refill? -What?

Did you refill it from the market over there?

-This one? Come on, come on. -Yeah, that one.

Look at us, how do we look?

Give me one ice cream.

Here you go, sir, right away, right away.

Here you go, sir. Please, please.

Here you go, please.

Here you go, please.

Give me the ice cream.

Here, take it, sir. Please, please.

-Here you go, sir. -Are you mocking me?

Damn it! I thought you were a kid, sir.

-You thought I was a kid? -I swear I thought you were a kid!

-Why are you doing this? -Damn your stupid thought!

Brother, hey brother, I was joking with you. Don’t do this, brother!

Don’t, brother Sadı, I beg you!

Now I’ll show you what joking means. Stop!

I was joking, brother!

-I’m joking with you! Stop right there! -Brother!

Laugh like me. Laugh like this!

-Do it! Don’t drive me crazy! -Brother, I just hired the man!

Look how he’s feeding me!

He doesn’t know you, that’s why he messed up!

Don’t do that, brother!

-Listen. -Get out of here, go now!

-I don’t want to see you again! -You!

Anyone who mocks me, I mock his whole life.

See, Sadı? Did you see how you kicked him out?

He won’t be able to breathe in this city again. I’m sorry.

We just said we’d go out for some fresh air.

You’ve stressed me out. I have heart disease, my heart!

-Don’t drive me crazy. -We’re sorry, brother.

You’ve left us no peace.

Sleep, you filthy man.

Officer, this place is perfect for you.

Two young men with bright futures like yours live here.

I was looking for a roommate. Actually, they were looking for one.

I think you could all share the place together.

Please, come in.

Come in.

-Does the elevator work? -Of course. Come on.

Nice building.

It’s a quiet one. The flat’s right here.

Mr. Mehmet, as you know, I just moved to Istanbul.

And rent prices have skyrocketed.

I mean, how much will I pay for this place?

You’ll split the rent into three parts and pay it.

But my only request is that you give the money directly to me.

Never pay them, understood?

Alright, Mr. Mehmet.

But will the brothers be upset because of me?

Why would they? This is your home too. Don’t worry.

Lie down, watch TV, relax.

Do whatever you like.

-Go on, go on. -Alright, Mr. Mehmet.

Thank you. God bless you.

If you have other friends at the station looking for a place, tell them.

We’ll house them here too.

Those boys won’t be staying here for long anyway, understood?

Anyway, I won’t keep you. I don’t want to take your time, relax.

Thank you. The key?

Alright.

Next time, make a spare key and give it to me.

-Go on. -I’ll take this.

Don’t leave your shoes out here.

-Keep them inside. -Do they get stolen?

Enjoy your stay.

Are you ready, Sinem? Hide behind that tree.

-Okay. -We’ll talk through the mics.

-Let’s start. -Okay, let’s go.

See you.

Sinem.

Sinem, you look amazing.

-She’s a very beautiful girl, man. -Forget the girl. Who are we filming?

There’s nothing interesting around.

She really is beautiful, man.

Enough. Focus on me.

And she smells really nice.

We found the right guy. Start recording, Sinem.

Alright, I’m filming.

But do something already. I’m turning into a tree here.

-Man, he’s too tense. -Emotional. That’s better.

One, two, three…

You’re lucky!

Man, that was the best prank we’ve filmed so far.

When Serkan-san sees it, he’ll collapse laughing, collapse!

Awesome.

Come, come.

When will this shoot end?

The pranks are still going, Sinem.

-Why did you stop recording? -Because I got bored.

Okay, but it was really funny.

Did you see how the guy fell to the ground?

Yeah, that was hilarious.

That’s good. If you liked it with that mindset of yours…

That means it was funny.

Excuse me, what’s wrong with my mindset exactly?

Nothing. He’s saying you look beautiful, the hat and everything suit you well.

That’s what he meant.

God, I hope that man isn’t mad at us.

Focus, man.

People will talk about this video not for a week but for at least a month.

You’re right, buddy.

But shouldn’t the guy have gotten up and yelled at us by now?

He probably will now.

Sir?

Are you waiting for an invitation, man?

Sir, we were doing a hidden-camera prank on you.

Can you wave to the camera?

He’ll wave any second now. Look.

It’s a really funny prank!

He might be… I mean, I think he’s unconscious.

That’s the feeling you got too, right? Yeah, me too.

I suddenly started trembling.

I swear, my body’s shaking, look!

Like a visit from Azrael, right?

Yeah, I felt the same, but I couldn’t bring myself to say it.

Hold this.

Sir?

Enough, I’m getting really bored now. Okay, that was really funny.

Come on, I want to see Serkan-san. Come on, sir!

-Someone’s coming! Someone’s coming! -Sir!

Sir!

What happened to this man? Is he hurt?

No, no, he’s fine. We’re filming a movie, and he’s an actor playing the role.

Sinem, take this and keep filming. Hurry, take it, take it!

Let’s lift the man up. Lift him, lift him!

Wow, man! You played the fainting scene perfectly.

That performance was incredible, that wasn’t acting.

He truly lived the role in every sense. Well done.

An amazing performance, really, outstanding.

Here’s the camera, and here’s the actor.

So there’s no problem at all. Everything’s under control.

We’re shooting a movie. Everything’s fine.

Dear Sinem, that’s enough, we’re done. It’s over.

We’ll change locations now. Turn off the camera.

Wishing everyone a wonderful day. Take care, you may all go now.

Filming has stopped, but the movie shoot continues.

This is really entertaining.

Why isn’t he waking up?

I don’t know. Let’s go quickly, right now.

I’m starting to get scared.

-Bora! Wave at the camera! -Oh my love!

Stop filming!

You’ll drop the man!

Welcome, dear viewers!

How was it, my dear? Beautiful, right?

It was wonderful, Mr. Serkan. No one could do an opening this perfect.

My dear, thank you so much.

Come here.

You’re so sweet.

What are you doing tonight? Shall we go out?

-I can’t come. -Why, sweetheart?

What could be so important that it’s more important than me?

I’m going with my family to our neighbor’s henna night.

You should’ve just said that, sweetheart. Alright, if that’s the case…

Alright, alright. In that case…

You’re fired.

Go to accounting right now and have them pay you, darling.

But why am I fired now? What did I even say?

Leave the room.

I have plenty of work to do. Why are you still standing here?

My dear, just a second. Come on, did you really believe that?

Calm down and stay strong.

Welcome, dear viewers!

-How was that one? -Even better than the last, Mr. Serkan.

Wasn’t it? I felt the same way.

Alright, now you can go to accounting and get your payment.

But I thought…

Thought what, exactly?

Come on, out of the room. I’ve got work to do.

Go on, don’t cry. You’re a big girl now.

Oh my God… Secretary!

If any of the assistants are around, send one in.

Everyone’s gone, Mr. Serkan.

Alright then, but if a new one shows up, I want to know about it. Deal?

-Of course, sir. -By the way…

Watch.

Welcome, dear viewers.

-What do you think? -Very beautiful.

You liar.

Get out.

Welcome, dear viewers. Dear audience.

My beloved and dear friends.

Welcome.

Come on, let’s move him here.

-Let’s rest a little. -Come on, come on.

Here.

What happened to him?

I didn’t say anything earlier, but…

My hands and feet are shaking with fear.

Mine too, man.

Did we hit him too hard?

What are you doing?

-Are you still recording? -Yes.

But I have to say, the man is acting brilliantly.

It’s been several minutes and he hasn’t moved at all.

Sinem! What do you say we stop filming? I think that’s enough.

Why though? This is the first time I’ve actually enjoyed filming.

I think this will be a really fun movie.

What is she saying?

Girl, what fun? What movie? There is no movie!

We don’t even know if the guy’s dead or not.

Why is it so quiet?

-Let me see. -How can you talk like that?

His heart isn’t beating.

His heart isn’t beating!

-He’s dead. -What? Dead?

Stop, stop, stop!

-Don’t do that! -His heart’s not beating?

You two are kidding me, right? This will make a hilarious movie.

Man, get a grip! What are you saying? You scared the girl with death talk.

Forget the girl now.

What do we do with him? Should we call an ambulance?

Ambulance? What ambulance? Which ambulance?

We were the last ones to hit him. Do you realize that?

Let’s go to Serkan-san. His studio’s nearby anyway.

Maybe he’ll come up with an idea. After all, we did all this for him.

That’s true, you’re right.

What are you two whispering about?

Nothing, nothing.

Dear Sinem, let’s go to Serkan-san’s channel right now.

Oh God, okay, let’s go, let’s go.

Alright, let’s go. Can I borrow your hat? Just a sec.

Hold him, Murat.

Hold him, Murat! Brother, brother, brother!

-Brother! -He’s dead.

Brother… Can I have your glasses too?

Don’t do that. Calm down.

That’s why he gained weight.

-Don’t say he’s bloated. -He’s heavy for his height.

To the channel.

He looks really cute now. Let me film this.

No, don’t film! Don’t film, Sinem! Stop recording!

-Please, stop filming. That’s enough. -Please don’t. Let’s just go.

Alright.

Stop recording, I’m begging you, turn it off.

Exactly, Sinem, stop recording so we save the battery for later.

You idiot, you stupid animal!

Thank God, we’re full.

Enjoy your meal, brother.

Want some tea?

Speaking of tea, Brother Sadı loves tea.

Why is he late? He should’ve been here by now.

I’d better call him.

He’s not answering. Sadı has many enemies.

-You think something happened to him? -Shut up.

How can you talk like that? May God protect him.

You’re done for, boy.

I’ll double your punishment.

I didn’t mean it, Brother Engin.

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it when I said that…

I meant good things happened to him!

I’m such an idiot. Why did I let him go alone?

Ah, my stupid brain! My stupid brain!

Get out of here.

-Okay, Murat, don’t let anyone notice. -I hope no one finds out he’s dead.

Smile, smile.

Come on.

-We’re here for Serkan. -What the…? You scared me!

No, no, he’s a friend of ours.

We were supposed to meet Mr. Serkan. He knows about it.

Smile, smile.

-Do they know he’s dead? -Don’t talk nonsense.

We always get ourselves into things way over our heads.

He ate a lot of food, ma’am.

Yes, my dear?

Has a new assistant arrived?

No, sir. Bora and Murat came with their friends.

I’m overwhelmed and exhausted.

I’ve got too much work. I can’t deal with them right now.

Enough, alright, alright.

Send them in five minutes.

-He’ll see you in five minutes. -Okay.

Isn’t five minutes a bit long?

Do you have any mineral water? He’s got a problem with chickpeas.

-Alright. -He regained consciousness.

Then passed out again.

Welcome, dear…

And my wonderful, beloved audience, the kindest viewers of all.

Welcome.

-Serkan, my brother, sir! -He’s…

Mr. Serkan.

You were hosting beautifully.

Just like those we watch on TV.

Where did you come from, dear?

Mashallah, mashallah.

You’re so beautiful.

I’ll make you a job offer, if you’re not working.

I’m not working.

-You know who I am, right? -Of course.

Serkan-san.

-Would you like to be my assistant? -Yes, of course I would.

Alright then, go home now and get ready. Be prepared by 9 p.m.

I’ll take you to dinner, we need to talk about work.

My dear…

Don’t forget to leave your phone number with the secretary.

I won’t forget. Alright, deal.

-I’ll be going then. -Go ahead, go.

-Your girl. -Damn her.

That was bound to happen, man.

It was expected.

What are you two whispering about?

-Nothing, not at all. -I was just…

-Just taking a breath. -Actually, we didn’t say anything.

What did you do, boys?

-Did you finish the job?

-Yes, we did. -Of course.

Explain to me, boys, how exactly did you finish it?

We finished it, Mr. Serkan. Why do you ask? We did a lot.

-We said we finished it. -The literal definition of “done.”

That means we did it, that’s how we get things done.

-I can’t tell him. You tell him. -Why should I tell him?

What did we agree on outside, Murat?

-Didnt we agree you’d be the one to talk? -I’m asking you, man!

Boys…

Stop whispering and wasting my time.

Murat has something to tell you, Mr. Serkan.

What is it?

Brother Serkan, we have good news and, naturally, bad news.

Start with the good news first.

The good news is this…

Not just for a week…

It could be for weeks, even months…

Maybe even for years…

People might talk about it for years.

In every newspaper, in every ad, on every TV and radio and online outlet.

Every channel, Mr. Serkan.

Basically, every media platform you can think of.

Every form of media imaginable.

For years, sir, they’ll be talking about it for years.

That’s exactly what we wanted.

Well done, you two.

Forget about the scenes and videos.

Don’t bother yourselves, I’ll watch them later.

But boys…

I’m very busy.

-Leave me alone. -Brother Serkan, we also have bad news.

Boys, I don’t want to hear any bad news.

Get out of the room.

-But it’s really bad news. -Something serious happened.

-I said get out! -But Mr. Serkan,

-Leave the room. -Okay.

-Now. -Come on, let’s go.

-Leave it, let’s go. -Alright.

Let’s take this.

-Come on, come on. -Mr. Serkan!

-Can you believe this? -Move, move, move!

Keep moving!

-He didn’t even ask about the guy. -The door, Mr. Serkan! Sir!

Welcome, my dear, beloved viewers.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome!

Man, you can’t eat that much hummus.

He got exhausted and so on.

Oh, brother… oh, man, look.

If you’d just said it straight instead of that “good news, bad news” speech…

Would it have been that easy to just say “the man’s dead”?

I thought I’d explain it slowly, but the man wouldn’t let me.

Oh Lord, it’s over now. We’re stuck with this mess.

And to think we were supposed to be the talk of the week.

Fine, let them talk.

Let them talk, but…

How’s this going to turn out?

You know what we should do?

I’m exhausted from carrying him.

Look at this, all the sweat under his arms.

I’m honestly getting nauseous from this guy.

Let’s go home and think calmly, please.

-Let’s wash him with detergent. -This is a disaster.

Excuse me, ma’am.

I’m looking for my brother Sadı. He’s short in height.

He has a thick mustache and a handsome face.

About this tall.

He’s the type that stands out easily.

Even though he’s small, you’d notice him.

Brother.

Brother.

You were sitting here a moment ago.

I noticed your gestures and movements.

Actually, I heard what you said, but…

Brother, why all this nonsense, please?

Say what you have to say quickly, or I’ll lose my patience.

It’s like this, there’s looking, and there’s seeing.

-Brother. -I saw you.

-Listen. -And I told myself…

Listen, if by the end of this talk…

you’re going to say, “Show me your phone,” at the end of your sentence…

-It’ll be bad. -No, no.

Weren’t you just talking to that lady earlier?

Your gestures, your hands, your feet, your behavior, I analyzed it all.

And I asked myself, could this man be…

looking for a short man?

You should’ve said that from the start.

Have you seen my brother Sadı?

There were some young men here earlier.

I think they were shooting a film for Serkan-san.

-They even filmed me. -Wait, wait.

What does that have to do with me? Why are you telling me about a movie?

Just answer me, did you see my brother Sadı or not?

That friend you’re looking for…

He got slapped on the neck.

He hit the ground like a sheet of paper.

Then they lifted him off the ground.

-And took him away. -Oh my God!

Isn’t that guy famous?

Yes, that’s him, the one who stands on TV all nervous. That’s him!

Oh God, look at my brother Sadı.

He dreamed of fame and never told me.

May God forgive you, Brother Sadı.

You know what? We could’ve been a great duo.

And I want to be famous too.

You and I could make a good team.

-Where do we apply? -Brother…

Stop it, man, please. The situation’s already a mess.

He’s talking about the government show, dear God. Don’t confuse me.

Brother, I’m so tired.

Since no one’s around…

Let’s just dump him somewhere and run.

That’s a brilliant idea, brother.

Not a bad idea.

Here, here, that’s a good spot.

Slowly, slowly, take it easy.

-Lay him down here, lay him down. -Bend down, bend down. Slowly, slowly.

Someone’s coming!

Look, Mom! That man looks funny!

Don’t say that, dear. That’s rude.

-Good day. -Good day, ma’am.

What are you doing, man? Get up!

Get up, get up, brother! Come on!

There’s no rest until we get home. The faster, the better!

Run, run, run!

God’s wrath!

Easy, easy.

Turn around. Turn around.

Don’t make a sound. Not a single noise.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Good evening, Mr. Mehmet.

Who’s this?

Allow me to introduce you to each other.

Mr. Mehmet, this is Mr. So-and-so.

Mr. So-and-so, Mr. Mehmet.

Mr. So-and-so? Who’s that supposed to be?

Mr. So-and-so… that’s this gentleman right here.

Listen, I get it, to ease the rent burden…

You’ve brought in a roommate.

Yes, that’s right, Mr. Mehmet. We did that without asking you.

I hope you’re not upset.

We thought it might help lessen the rent load a bit, sir.

Why isn’t your friend speaking? Did he swallow his tongue?

He just got off the night shift.

He hasn’t slept, so we didn’t wake him. Look at him.

He’s sleeping like a baby. Shave his mustache and he’ll look like one too.

Take it easy.

In cases like this, you should stay calm.

You little fraud.

You’re planning to stick him with the rent, aren’t you?

At least he’s got a job, unlike you two, right?

Anyway, I’ve got food on the stove.

I’d better go check on it.

Alright, off you go. Take care now.

-Thank you, see you later. -Have a good day, brother.

Goodbye.

Brother, you’ve really worn yourself out.

You’re such a hard worker.

Let’s see if my surprise will impress you.

What’s wrong? Why are you scared?

Brother, the police raided the house! They caught up to us this fast!

Step back, Murat! Step back!

Get out! Out, out, out!

Perfect.

Mr. Serkan, I’ve wanted to meet you and get to know you for a long time.

Today, we finally met, and now we’re having dinner together.

How did everything happen so fast?

There’ll be more things happening soon, too.

What do you mean, Mr. Serkan?

You’ll see, you’ll see.

You’ll understand in time.

-Young lady. -What?

You’re so sweet.

Thank you.

When my mom was pregnant with me, she ate a lot of sweets.

That’s why I turned out this sweet.

How lovely.

How truly lovely.

-Good evening, welcome Mr. Engin. -Good to see you.

Where’s Mr. Sadı? I guess he didn’t come today?

Mr. Sadı is currently working on some different projects.

You’ll see him on TV soon. I came here on his behalf.

Let me take the envelope.

Of course, sir. I’ve prepared it in advance. Here you go.

Thank you.

Isn’t that the famous host, Serkan San?

Yes, sir. He’s a regular at our restaurant.

Excuse me, Mr. Serkan.

Peace be upon you.

And peace be upon you, my friend.

But can’t you see?

We’re in the middle of a meeting.

Bon appétit to you both, but this is really important, Mr. Serkan.

It’s obvious you’re planning to make my brother Sadı famous.

Sadı?

Who’s Sadı? I don’t know anyone by that name.

That can’t be! How could you not know him?

My brother Sadı, short, dark-skinned, big mustache, a real man of honor.

He even acted in your film today.

I don’t know him, my friend.

I’m telling you I don’t! Why would I lie? God is my witness.

Could you please leave us alone for a moment?

Wait a second.

That’s him! Today we filmed a prank on a man exactly like the one you described.

-What? -Murat, Bora, and I…

brought him to you today.

Oh, my dear…

Aside from you, I didn’t even look at anyone else.

You had all of my attention.

-Really? -Yes.

You only looked at me?

Yes, sweetheart. Only at you.

My dear…

With you around, why would I look at anyone less beautiful?

That’s enough, enough.

Since my brother Sadı isn’t here with you, where is he? What did you do to him?

How should I know where your brother Sadı is?

That’s enough. Leave now.

Go away! You’ve been repeating “Sadı, Sadı, Sadı” since morning!

Listen carefully, don’t pull stunts like this.

Or you’ll see what real stunts look like.

Really?

Until I find my brother Sadı…

You two are coming with me. Move!

I’m not going anywhere.

Oh, really?

You should’ve said that from the start, my friend. Of course, with pleasure.

In that case, we’ll come right away.

What is that? I’m terrified of guns!

Listen carefully, pray that nothing bad has happened to my brother Sadı.

If anything happens to him, you’ll both wish you were dead.

Now, quietly, without a sound…

You’ll walk in front of me. Go on.

My dear…

-Put it on my tab. -As you wish.

You always believe him right away. Don’t write it down, don’t.

-He’ll pay when he comes back. -Alright, sir.

Easy, easy.

Alright, lady, tell us where your friends live.

We’ll storm in there and save my brother Sadı!

Go straight ahead, then take the second turn on the left.

Wait, or was it the third turn?

Hey, do you even know the house or not?

How should I know?

I only dropped Bora off there once when he was drunk.

He didn’t even have taxi fare on him.

Come on, sweetheart. Try to remember.

Then we’ll go back and finish our dinner where we left off, darling.

-Darling? -Yes.

Yes, turn right from here, then take the first left.

I mixed up right and left again.

-Welcome, Mr. Mehmet. Please come in. -No, no.

Hello, I don’t want to bother you. I just came to say hi.

Did those mischievous boys stop by here?

They never came here.

What do you mean? I just saw them a while ago.

They said they were going upstairs and had a new roommate with them.

Maybe they went to the market. I haven’t seen them.

They’ll come. Stay by the door. Please, come in.

No, I won’t intrude. I’ll get going now.

-But I just made some tea! You’re lucky. -What’s that? Tea?

Of course! We’ve missed having tenants like you.

The power went out.

I just filled the kettle with water.

Now what will we do? We can’t make tea.

Anyway, it’s not a big deal.

It’s a neighborhood issue. It happens every now and then.

They still haven’t fixed it to this day.

It’ll come back soon, any moment.

The power’s coming back now.

What are we going to do, brother?

We were supposed to be famous and make money, but look at us now.

Well, we did become famous. The entire police force knows us now.

Sorry, brother, but this time you really weren’t funny at all.

What are we going to do, brother? We have to find a solution.

I don’t know, Murat. How should I know what to do?

I’ve never hit a dwarf on the back as a joke before.

Made him pass out, and carried him all around with me.

I don’t know what we’ll do.

I don’t want to spend my youth behind bars.

Please, God, help us.

Brother, we haven’t eaten anything since morning. I’m starving.

Yeah, me too.

Maybe our blood sugar’s dropped from hunger.

That’s why we can’t think straight.

-Let’s grab some food from here. -Come on, let’s go.

Don’t let anyone notice. Be quiet, don’t alert them.

-Come, come here. -Drop it, drop it.

Drop it, drop it.

Keep his head straight, like that.

Closer, closer, come to the sandwich.

-Brother Sadı! -What? Brother Sadı?

Oh, for God’s sake, brother Sadı!

Did you really think I wouldn’t recognize you just because you put on sunglasses?

My brother Engin’s been looking for you. What’s wrong, brother Sadı?

Why aren’t you talking? Are you okay?

He’s exhausted. Completely worn out.

He’s been working so hard, you wouldn’t believe it.

He’s done more work than anyone his size ever should. He really overdid it.

Now he’s sleeping, tired out.

Got it. Let him rest, then.

-Are you his new assistants? -Yes, yes, that’s us.

We’re people who love to help.

Yes, we love helping so much that if anyone around here had a heart attack…

I’d rush to them right away, and Murat would follow right behind me.

We’d start CPR immediately, I’m actually quite good at it.

I mean, really good.

We’re helpful people.

We like saving others, helping them get back on their feet.

What nonsense are you talking about, brother?

I don’t know, brother. He seems to know the guy.

Alright then, that’s good.

I gave this to brother Sadı earlier.

What’s this? We can’t take money. No way.

How could we? It’d be disrespectful to brother Sadı.

Brother Sadı…

Look at him, he’s out cold.

Yes, he’s sleeping. He can’t hear a thing. He’s completely drained, that’s why.

You two must be hungry. We fed Engin earlier today.

But tonight, dinner’s on me. Sit down, I’ll order something for you.

Brother…

Brother Sadı…

Brother, what’s going on? First the guy gives us money, now he’s feeding us?

I don’t know, brother. I can’t make sense of it. Turns out the man’s name is Sadı.

There’s definitely a story around this Sadı guy. I just hope it’s a good one.

Don’t scare me, man.

Yeah, yeah, there’s definitely a story.

I think it was here.

Or maybe on the top floor?

I’m not really sure.

I don’t know.

Look, I’m getting nervous.

My darling…

Don’t you know you get even more beautiful when you’re nervous?

Really?

-You have no idea how nervous I get. -Enough, enough already.

You two have been talking and babbling nonstop.

Look at me, what are we going to do now, brother?

It’s a tall building. Which floor could it be?

How about we just shout, “Come on, come on, come on, brother Sadı!”?

Do you even hear yourself, kid?

“Come on, come on”? What is that?

Are you calling a chicken?

-It was just an idea. -Keep that idea to yourself.

Since you’ve found my brother Sadı…

I’ll take my leave now.

What about me?

In that case, I’ll leave too.

Sit down, both of you. Where do you think you’re going?

My brother Sadı might press charges against you.

How would you know?

Listen, keep an eye on these two. I’ll be right back.

Yes, boss.

Welcome. Who are you looking for?

I’m looking for my brother Sadı. Is he here?

I don’t know anyone named Sadı.

Mr. Mehmet?

Yes?

-Could you come here for a second? -One moment.

This gentleman’s looking for someone named Sadı. Do you know him?

There’s no one here by that name.

There’s a Sadettin, maybe that’s who you mean?

He’s a retired mechanic. Lives in the basement.

No, not Sadettin. I’m looking for my brother Sadı.

And he’s not a mechanic, by the way.

He’s not here. You’ve got the wrong address.

What do you mean, wrong address?

My brother Sadı should be here. What do you criminals mean he’s not?

We didn’t do anything! We just moved in. There must be some misunderstanding.

He’s continuing his fake story again.

What’s your deal, huh? What’s going on here?

One of you’s tall, the other’s short.

What exactly are you two doing?

Brother Sadı!

Brother Sadı!

Brother Sadı!

Brother Sadı!

Where are you, brother Sadı?

Brother Sadı!

Brother Sadı!

I’m here, brother!

Brother Sadı!

He’s not here…

Brother Sadı!

Khairi, open the door.

Right away, boss.

Open it. Open it!

Help me, son! Why are you just staring at me?

Did you steal a rug from my friends’ house?

Shame on you.

Yes, I stole a rug. What do you think I did with it?

I wrapped your friends in it.

So that no one would see us and we’d stay out of trouble.

Did you kill my friends?

Kill them? I just knocked them out.

But if I don’t find my brother Sadı, I might end up killing them.

Come on, Khairi. We’re going to the warehouse. Move!

Lock it up.

Bora…

Are you okay?

-His head’s down and his legs are up. -Don’t look.

Bora!

We’ll be expecting you again, sir.

Take my brother Sadı and let him rest in bed. He can’t stay standing.

Don’t you worry, brother.

I’ll make sure he lies on a soft bed. Don’t worry.

-Good luck with your work. -Thank you.

Come on, brother. Come on, brother Sadı.

Come on, brother. Come on.

Listen, forget about comfort. What are we going to do with him, brother?

Do we bury him, or throw him into the sea? What do we do?

Don’t talk nonsense, man.

We’re not that kind of people.

I still can’t accept that he’s dead. Hold him tight.

I can’t accept it either.

Actually…

It doesn’t even matter anymore.

I’m just living in the moment, letting things flow.

I’m not used to this much reality, brother.

So what do we do now?

Keep running from the police?

Let’s keep going.

It’s not like we have another choice anyway.

Alright.

-No one’s on the street. Let’s go. -Let’s move.

Quietly, quietly. Don’t draw any attention.

Stop drinking so much. Stop it, brother-in-law.

Keep him upright, Murat.

Brother Sadı, did you come to check on us?

Don’t worry, brother. I hired a new ice cream guy.

Oh my God!

I know you’re mad at me, brother. That’s why you won’t talk to me.

Here you go, brother.

Here, brother, a small gift because I made you angry.

I see, you’re still mad at me.

In that case, I’ll give the gift to the guys.

My respects, brother.

-My respects, brother. My respects. -Take care.

-Take care. -Take care.

Hold him straight.

Murat, hold him properly. The man’s collapsing.

Hold him upright.

-Count it carefully. -I did, I did.

There’s something I don’t get, Murat. Could the guy be a city employee?

Because everyone shows him respect and keeps giving him money.

I’ve figured it out, brother.

I think he’s a small-time mobster collecting protection money from shops.

That’s why everyone keeps paying us.

No, brother.

Don’t be stupid.

Are you saying we’ve got ourselves a golden goose now?

If it only laid gold, that’d be fine.

If you want bonds, dollars, gold, silver…

He can lay it all for you.

My man…

My man!

My beautiful man!

Listen to me carefully, Murat.

We can pay off all our debts, loans, and the rent.

Brother, we might actually get rich and escape poverty!

Oh Lord, you finally brought a smile to our faces.

Not the kind of smile I wanted, though.

But there’s no other way.

Even if we end up in jail, at least we’ll go in debt-free.

So our parents and relatives won’t curse us behind our backs.

You’re right, brother. You’re right.

You know what we’ll do now? We’ll hit every shop around.

We’ll collect the money right away. Come on!

Let’s go, brother, quick!

Get up.

Get up, get up!

Get up, dear brother-in-law!

-Let’s go that way. -This way, this way!

-Bless you. -Bless you too.

Thank you, brother.

Why are you staring, brother? Don’t you get it?

Get what, brother? I don’t get anything.

Look, isn’t that Sadı?

Yeah, that’s him.

Brother…

I don’t think you understand.

What did you use to do when my brother Sadı came by?

I don’t recognize Sadı, brother.

His authority means nothing here.

I only recognize Naci the Caterpillar.

-Naci the Caterpillar? -Naci the Caterpillar?

What the hell is that?

Will Naci stay in his cocoon for a week and then turn into a butterfly?

My friend…

If there’s something funny going on, let us laugh with you too.

No, brother, nothing’s funny.

Then why are you two laughing like a couple of idiots?

We’re not laughing! Where do you get that from?

There was just some air in my lungs, and when I let it out…

it accidentally sounded like laughter. Were you talking about that sound?

I don’t buy that explanation, but fine.

Do you believe it, Gökhan?

Not a bit.

But soon, I’ll eat these two nuts without even salting them.

What’s he saying?

Who gave you the right to enter Naci the Caterpillar’s territory…

and try collecting his protection money?

No, brother, we’re not collecting protection money! We’re not like that!

We just came out for some fresh air, that’s all, just to breathe a little.

We’re new in this line of work, brother.

-He’s new. -Yes, we’re new. We started from zero.

Then the blame’s on your brother Sadı.

He’s the one at fault for bringing you here and breaking the agreement.

Of course, brother, he’s the guilty one. I don’t even know about agreements.

Only the Treaty of Kadesh!

Brother, I think there’s been a misunderstanding. Please forgive us.

We’re sorry, truly. Let’s just leave quietly. Take care now.

Where do you think you’re going, gentlemen? Where to?

We’ll discuss this matter with my brother Naci. Now move! Walk!

-Where are we walking to? -Move!

-But where? -Quiet!

-What are you going to do to us? -Move!

They threw my friends out like sacks of potatoes!

You really care about those two, don’t you?

They’re the reason all this happened to us anyway.

Enough! Enough talking. Interrogate your friends.

We need to find out where your brother Sadı is.

Otherwise, I’ll have to use other methods.

What kind of methods? Now I’m curious.

Are you going to strap him to a lie detector?

Of course, of course.

That’s so exciting! I’ve always wondered how it works.

There’s a red light on it, right?

It lights up when you lie, doesn’t it?

Hey, please, let me record a video so I can post it on YouTube!

Khairi… I can’t stand this girl anymore.

Please, can you say something to her?

After my brother Engin breaks bones with his baseball bat…

he likes to freeze the bodies and then toss them in the blender.

Damn it!

You’re exaggerating, Khairi. It’s not that extreme!

-Interrogate them. -Got it.

Let’s all calm down, no need to panic.

Let’s try it ourselves.

My dear friends…

Bora, I don’t know which of you is Bora and which is Murat.

Murat… come on, speak up, brother.

Come on, say something.

Please…

Tell us where Saadi, or Sadri, whatever his name is, where he is.

Let’s go home already.

It’s getting really late.

-They’re not talking, brother. -Try it, sweetheart.

I’ll try.

Bora…

Hey, Bora!

I’m here, Bora!

Murat… you talk now, Murat.

Murat!

I can’t…

Did you two forget your names or what?

Talk!

Khairi.

Maybe they can’t hear us because they’re rolled up in the rug. Help them out.

-Okay, boss. -Go ahead.

These aren’t Bora and Murat.

One of them’s a cop! You brought the wrong people, boss!

Oh, damn it!

How was I supposed to know, man? It was dark, I just grabbed whoever I found!

Listen, let’s get out of here before the cops catch us.

-You’ve doomed us, boss! -Listen, everyone!

You’d better not tell anyone about this.

Or I’ll find you, and finish you off.

Let’s run, quick!

What do we do now?

Whatever fate brings.

Alright, you caterpillars, tell me the story.

If there’s a case to be made, let’s hold a public hearing.

I’m backing out of this one. Let Murat explain.

Why me? Why do you always push me forward?

You tell him!

-No, you tell him. -I’m scared.

Let me explain, brother. We’re not guilty of anything.

We were just walking outside.

We didn’t have money for the bus, so we went to the grocery store.

We asked if he could lend us a little for bus tickets, that’s all.

You asked to borrow money, for the bus?

Especially from Saadi?

My boys…

Do you even know how many cars that man owns?

Why didn’t he just let you go?

He didn’t let us go… because today, he let himself go.

Maybe he got a sunstroke, he was unconscious for three hours.

We were going to take him home so he could rest.

Let’s hope they don’t end up having a stroke.

Sir…

Sir…

Hit him, officer. Go on!

Come on, snap out of it!

What?

Where is this place? Are we at the police station?

I can’t tell if I’m dreaming.

You’re Serkan San!

Serkan San, did we come to the TV channel? What did we do this time?

No, no, you’re not at the channel.

This place is…

-It’s something. -Yeah, something.

A carpet cleaning workshop.

Yes, this is a carpet cleaning workshop, but you were brought here by mistake.

Exactly.

This isn’t a TV channel.

Thank God you’re safe.

-It’s really late. -Definitely.

We’ll take our leave now.

Goodbye.

Let’s go.

Goodbye. Have a good shift.

Come on, come on.

Move, girl, move, move!

We barely escaped, boss. That cop almost got us killed.

Don’t remind me, Khairi. I still can’t believe I made such a mistake.

Did that girl purposely lead us to the police officer’s house?

If she did something like that, I’ll make her wish she were dead.

Alright, caterpillars.

Enough with the lies already.

According to the agreement we made…

The penalty for collecting protection money in our territory…

is one hundred thousand dollars.

-Pay it, and you can leave. -One hundred thousand dollars?!

We don’t have that kind of money! I’ve never even seen that much in my life!

I can’t even pronounce it!

Honestly, I don’t even know what “one hundred thousand dollars” means.

The most we’ve seen is a few liras.

My boys…

How long have you been working with this man they call Saadi?

Honestly, Mr. Caterpillar…

Maybe three hours, or five at most.

I’ll have the caterpillars feast on your brains!

It’s clear these two are amateurs.

Call Engin, tell him to bring the hundred grand and take his brother Saadi.

Yes, brother.

-What do we have? -No idea.

-I mean, what do we do if they take him? -I don’t know. We’ll see.

What’s our next move, boss?

I’m just going with the flow… Do we even have a goal?

For God’s sake, Khairi…

Use your brain a little. Do I have to think of everything myself?

Unbelievable!

You’ve got a perfectly clean brain, never been used! Amazing!

Don’t say that, I use it sometimes!

Like… eight times nine, what’s that?

How should I know, man?

Eight times nine is eighty-nine! Not everyone knows that.

That scumbag Gökhan is calling me. Why the hell is he calling?

What is it, you bastard? Why are you calling me?

Watch your mouth.

And what if I don’t?

You’ll find out what happens if you don’t.

-Your brother Saadi. -What about my brother Saadi?

He was collecting protection money in our territory. We caught him.

Which means you owe us one hundred thousand dollars.

You kidnapped my brother Saadi, you filthy lowlifes?!

Don’t waste your breath.

You know where to find us, Engin.

We’ll be waiting for you, buddy.

Now get a hundred grand ready and come.

I’ll come, Gökhan, I’ll come!

I’ll take my brother Saadi back from you!

But if anything happens to him…

I’ll make sure there isn’t a single hair left unharmed on your heads.

Alright, alright.

I’ll destroy them.

I’ll tear them to pieces!

I’ll wipe them out, son. I’ll kill them all!

I’ll kill them!

What are you doing, boss? You just rearranged my tonsils!

I’m furious, Khairi! I’m beyond furious!

You’re gonna kill me, boss!

You know what? I’ll kill them all!

I’ll dig their graves with my bare nails!

With my bare nails, Khairi!

Boss!

What the hell are you doing, idiot?!

You almost killed us! How can you drive like that?!

What are you doing, boss?! You nearly killed me!

And you almost killed me too. We’re even.

-Anyway, Khairi, let’s focus on the job. -But I still don’t know what our job is!

I’m not giving them the hundred grand.

You couldn’t even if you tried. Everything you own isn’t worth a bowl of soup!

Fine, maybe we don’t have money, son…

But what we do have… is courage!

-And we have this! -Oh, damn! I’ve been dying to use that!

Now’s the perfect time. We’ll use it right now, Khairi!

My God! I still don’t understand how we even got here.

Okay, I got it, Bora and Murat called the carpet cleaner.

I don’t get it. Maybe something went wrong in all that chaos in the dark?

Mr. Mohamed…

I have a shift tonight. Can we handle this matter later?

Let’s go, or I’ll be late.

Alright, we’ll go, we’ll go. But…

What was Serkan San doing here?

Didn’t you see him?

He must be a partner of these carpet cleaners.

Yes, he’s one of them.

Don’t worry, leave it to me, alright? I’ll handle it.

Come on, Mr. Mohamed, let’s go.

Fine, we’ll go, but listen…

What do you say we wash this carpet since we’re already here?

We’ll rinse it quickly and be done.

The people at home are filthy, they know nothing about these things.

Of course. We’ll just sprinkle some water. It’ll be done in two minutes tops.

-We’ll wash it right away. -Mr. Mohamed…

-Yes? -Can’t we do this later?

-Let’s just go now. -Sure, go ahead.

But first, open the water tap. Let me wash it real quick.

Let’s wash it and be done with it, come on.

There’s no tap, Mr. Mohamed. Look, there’s no tap here.

Since you’re done with your business, we’ll take our leave now.

It’s gotten quite late.

My friend’s absolutely right. We apologize for taking up your time.

Mr. Saadi’s friends will come to pick him up.

As they say, “Guests should leave early.”

-Let’s go. -Let’s go.

Where to, gentlemen? We’re about to cut the watermelon.

I can’t eat watermelon, sir. It makes me need the bathroom, Mr. Caterpillar.

Stay right where you are.

Okay, sir, sorry, our apologies.

-Alper? -Yes, boss?

Should we charge money for these two as well?

Say… fifty thousand per person, for example.

A hundred for Saadi.

And fifty for each of these two.

-Does that sound fair? -Yeah.

A hundred Turkish liras?

No, I’ve changed my mind.

Each of them isn’t even worth five thousand.

Just look at these faces.

We’re doomed. We’re doomed, brother.

Please don’t say that, brother.

Please don’t do this to us. We have dreams!

Please, don’t do it, brother!

Let me ask you something, Khairi.

How many legs does a caterpillar have?

I don’t know, boss. I never counted. Maybe forty?

Stop talking nonsense, man. Forty? That’s a centipede you’re talking about!

But the caterpillar, Naci, he’s only got two legs!

I’ll shoot one of them with this…

And the other one with this.

And we’ll clean up the rest of those bastards with this.

You’re terrifying, boss.

Hurry up, Khairi! Hurry! We’re going to save my brother, Khairi!

What a ridiculous night.

I swear I’m exhausted, completely drained.

I just want to go home and sleep.

My darling…

Would you like to come with me?

Sorry, but while my friends are in trouble…

How can you relax like this, Mr. Serkan San?

Am I their father? Oh, come on!

Why shouldn’t I relax?

Because they were working for you!

They wanted to do something for you.

Listen, my name is Serkan San.

I can’t risk having my name dragged into ridiculous matters like this, sweetheart.

Got it?

I’ve had enough adventure for one day. I’m done.

My battery’s about to die, you know?

Anyway, sweetheart…

Goodbye.

I’m leaving.

Coward.

You cowardly man!

Mr. Caterpillar…

I have a request. May I say it?

Speak. Let’s hear your request.

Sorry, Mr. Caterpillar, but it’s a personal matter.

Go ahead, there are no strangers here. Tell us.

-Don’t say anything stupid. -I can’t hold it in!

I’ve got diarrhea, brother.

-I’ve got diarrhea! -Damn you!

What are you saying? You got diarrhea now?!

What can I do, brother? The stress, the chaos, everything that’s happening,

If you don’t let me go to the bathroom soon, sir…

I’ll drop the bomb right here and we’ll see who lives and who dies!

Your troubles never end, do they?

Take them both, Gökhan.

Both of them? Why me?

I can’t babysit them! They’ll do their business side by side.

Move it, quick, quick!

He says he’s got diarrhea, brother Caterpillar.

I can’t imagine myself standing next to him!

You both deserve this, boys.

You should’ve thought twice before collecting protection money in our area.

Now move!

-Go, go! -Brother…

-Move! -Please, brother…

-The man fell down! Didn’t you see? -Move! Don’t talk!

I’m not feeling well, but have some mercy on the man beside me!

-For God’s sake! -I can’t play around with you two. Move!

-Oh my God! -Move!

How can there be no tap? A carpet washing shop without a water tap?

Then how do they wash carpets?

You can’t wash carpets by carrying water. That wouldn’t be nearly enough.

I’m sorry, Mr. Mohamed, but I’m late for my shift.

Really? Of course, you’re right.

You getting fired wouldn’t benefit me at all.

Nor would it benefit you.

I’ll call my friends to pick me up by car.

-Alright. -Fine.

Hello, Selami.

Come and pick me up.

-Are you ready, Khairi? -Ready, boss.

Good.

We’re going in now.

We’ll rescue my brother Saadi from those bastards, safe and sound!

-Forgive me, please. -I forgive you, but…

-What if I don’t come? -What’s wrong? Are you scared?

Let’s not call it fear, but death is real, boss, no need to die for nothing.

Listen, Khairi, what does the writer say?

“The brave die once, the cowards die a thousand times.”

Do you really want to stay here and die a thousand times?

Honestly, I’ll just sit in the car, listen to some music, and wait for you.

Why should I die for nothing, boss?

Well, you’re right about that.

I totally understand you.

But are you really saying you’ll let me go in there alone?

Will your conscience be clear, Khairi?

Alright, fine. You’ve hurt my feelings.

Okay, okay, you’ve hit me where it hurts. I can’t handle emotional pressure.

I’m coming with you.

You’re a real hero.

I knew you wouldn’t leave me alone. Let’s go!

Let’s do something, Mr. Ercan.

Your friends will come to pick you up from here.

Tell them to bring two buckets of water with them.

Or even bags of water.

It doesn’t matter, as long as we can wash the carpet in two minutes.

Let’s get this over with. I’m saying this for your sake, right?

Oh, Mr. Mohamed…

If only you’d told me earlier, my friends are about to arrive.

-They must be right at the door, yes. -Really?

This isn’t a carpet washing shop.

They kidnapped you instead of my friends!

See, my boy? That’s why there’s no water tap here.

You’re starting to annoy me, you and your damn tap, Mr. Mohamed!

-I’m talking for your own good, Mr. Ercan. -Madam!

Tell me everything from the beginning.

Those men entered that house to kidnap Bora and Murat.

What? Wait, did you hear that? You went inside the house?

You went in, didn’t you? How did you even know about the house?

See what those two slackers are doing?

They’re bringing women into the house without even telling me!

-Wait a minute, Mr. Mohamed! -They’re loafers!

Wait, Mr. Mohamed!

-What happened after that? -After that, they kidnapped you…

By mistake, instead of kidnapping my friends.

But the strange thing is… my friends are missing too.

I can’t reach them.

I’m afraid something bad happened to them. Please help me find them.

Alright, we’ll handle it. Anyway, today’s my shift.

We’ll start the necessary procedures.

-Thank you so much. -You’re welcome.

Are you here? We’re coming. Let’s go!

-Thank you. -Alright.

What about the carpets, Mr. Ercan?

I’m talking about the carpets, we were supposed to wash them quickly!

Sir, we couldn’t even find a bucket of water to use!

Mr. Ercan!

I’m talking about water!

Why me, brother? Why should I go in with him? Please untie me from him!

I don’t want to witness whatever’s going to happen inside!

Come on, get inside! I can’t play with you two!

-Brother… -Listen, brother,

-Untie us first, then we’ll go in! -Get in! Move!

-Brother! -Get in!

-At the same time, brother? -Shut up and get in!

-Please, brother! -Brother!

We’re all alone now.

Do something, my friend!

Can’t you hold it a bit longer?

Hold what? What are you talking about, Murat?

I mean… your urge, brother.

How can I hold it, Murat? How long can I hold it in?

How would I know? Just hold it till we get home!

Why are you yelling? How can I hold it till we get home?!

We don’t even know if we’ll get out of here alive!

Please, God, help us!

-What if we die here? -I don’t know, brother, I don’t know!

All I know is if I hold it any longer than this…

I might explode and die!

I’d rather you die without exploding, my friend.

-I’ll just sit down for a bit. -No, don’t sit! Don’t!

Why not? Should I do it standing up, brother?

That’d make it worse! Stop it!

Don’t stress me out, wait a second. I need to think a bit.

Hold on, I’ll find a solution.

Whatever that solution is, brother, please hurry!

Things are getting more urgent by the second!

Come on, hurry up! I’m not waiting till morning!

Easy for you to say from out there, try putting yourself in my place!

Don’t make me picture that tonight!

Boss…

Let’s go back, no one’s opening the door.

Did your mother carry you for seven months, Khairi?

No, nine months and ten days. But it was a C-section, could that be why?

That could be it, Khairi… Lord, have mercy on me.

Alper, my man!

Someone’s knocking, Alper! Open it, I think Engin’s here!

-Run! -I’m opening, I’m opening!

Go on!

I have an idea, boss.

Let’s leave the bag here. They’ll take it…

And release my brother Saadi. He’ll come back on his own.

Are you stupid, kid? You think there’s money in that bag?

You’re right, it was just an idea.

Look who we have here.

-Mr. Engin! What an honor. -Skip the niceties.

Where’s my brother Saadi? We’ll take him and leave right away.

Engin, my brother Naci is waiting for you inside.

You’ll leave without kissing his hand?

I’ve never kissed anyone’s hand but my brother Saadi’s, and I never will.

-Don’t be so sure. Give me the bag. -I can’t.

First I’ll take my brother Saadi, then you’ll get your bag.

Run, Alper!

Welcome, gentlemen.

-My brother Saadi! My dear brother! -Stop!

Stay where you are!

Do something, boss! I don’t want to die!

Stop, for God’s sake, Khairi! It’s already chaos in here!

First, you pay the money. Then you take your brother Saadi. Not before.

That’s not happening.

-Stop talking. Give me the bag! -Impossible.

First I’ll take my brother Saadi, then you’ll get your money.

We’ll exchange at the same moment.

But let me ask you something, why is my brother Saadi lying there motionless?

When he got here, he was already resting, sleeping.

That’s how we received him.

-Let him sleep, my dear. -Let him sleep and grow. Sleep and grow.

What a landlord!

Yes, I can hear you now.

I was filming something with my friends for Serkan San.

Then we played a prank on a man.

But it turns out that man had his own men.

What kind of men? The kind who took you from your house…

…and brought you to a carpet washing shop.

I was planning to look into it, it’s really strange.

Of course. Here’s what happened…

I really wanted to meet Serkan San.

Murat…

I’m not feeling well, brother. Haven’t you thought of anything yet?

Listen, don’t pressure me! You’re stressing me out!

I'm thinking, trying to find something. Wait a moment.

I'm close to the hole, brother. I'll drop all the burdens I have.

-You came too close. -Then move away from the hole.

Come on, cut the talk and give me the bag.

-Right now. -Okay.

Alright, Albert.

Keep an eye on him. Don't spare him if he slips up.

-Okay, brother, don't worry. -Right now.

Push the bag with your foot this way.

One… two…

-Three. -Go!

Brother Saadi. Brother Saadi, my dear.

Thank God who brought us together.

My brother Saadi, dear.

How wonderful.

My favorite smell is the smell of a bag full of money.

Man, now that we're done…

Let's enjoy this moment together in our hideout.

You're right.

-Hold my brother Saadi. -Give it to me, brother.

-Alright, we'll take our leave. -But…

If you collect the tribute in our areas again, the punishment will be doubled.

I'll take double from you.

Wake up, brother Saadi. Brother Saadi.

What are you doing, Khairy? I gave you my brother Saadi to hold.

And you shake him as if making buttermilk.

Wait a moment, boss.

Oh! My brother Saadi's heart isn't beating.

Do you realize what you're saying, son? How is his heart not beating?

Brother Saadi.

Brother Saadi.

Albert.

There's no money, am I mistaken? Look yourself.

His heart isn't beating, son. Brother Saadi.

Brother Saadi, Brother Saadi.

There's nothing.

What do you mean, son? Look again.

This time I'm sure. There's no money in the bag.

You killed my brother Saadi.

You wronged us, I'll kill you.

-You're finished. -No, you're finished.

I'm going to have a heart attack.

Forgive me, brother, I can't take it anymore.

Turn away or cover your ears or do whatever you want.

Or maybe close your eyes. Do whatever you want.

Alright, what can we do?

This has to happen. There is no other solution.

-Cover your ears. -Wait.

We're brothers, come on.

Okay, I'm ready.

Oh my God, oh my God! Hold on, you bear!

That's why they said, "What can be done with resolve will pierce marble."

I'm not the doer.

I don't understand what you're saying.

-I didn't do anything. -Do you relieve yourself standing up?

I didn't do anything. It's the sound of guns outside.

Pay close attention.

-I'll kill you. -No, you're the one who's going to die.

You've been hit, my friend.

-No. -I'm dying.

-No. -Forgive me.

We have a lot left to live, brother. Are you crazy?

Come to your senses, how were you hit? Where are you bleeding, brother?

Get up, brother, get up. You're not suffering from anything.

Tell me where so I can stop the bleeding.

You're fine, brother.

No, I'm not hurt.

May God reward you, brother.

-Curse you. -What's wrong?

-I thought you were happy I'm not hurt. -Cut the nonsense, you fool.

Can't you see what we're in, brother?

You scoundrels!

You killed the person I loved most in the world.

Wasn't your mother the one you loved most, boss?

You're right.

You killed the second person I loved most in the world. I'll finish you.

There's heavy gunfire outside, brother.

Are they getting us used to death, I wonder?

What are you saying? Seek God's forgiveness, man.

Protect us, O God, I beg You, O God. Protect us, Lord, amen.

You hypocrites!

I'll kill you, you fraudsters. Die.

There's a clash, brother.

You deceived my brother Naji the sap, you'll pay the price.

They're shooting at me, boss. Should I shoot back?

Don't you dare do such a terrible thing.

Why wait, shoot.

Will we let my brother Saadi's blood go to waste?

What are you doing, son? How do you fire like that?

You killed the man.

This is how I kill men, boss.

You killed the person the sap loved most. I'll kill you.

Die.

-Boss. -Khairy

We're even.

You're right. The brave die only once.

-But I was brave, wasn't I? -Yes.

You're very brave.

But you could've been careful too.

Why did you get hit so easily like fools?

Die, you killed my favorite friend I loved. Die.

Something happened inside.

They're finished us off, brother.

You chatter too much, a barking dog doesn't bite. I'll kill you.

-Die, you bastard, die! -Die!

Brother Saadi

Brother Saadi

I was never a man worthy of you.

But I’ll see you in the afterlife, brother.

My brother…

What’s happening?

Where am I?

Where am I? Am I in hell?

What is this place?

Engin

Brother Engin

What happened to you?

Are you dead?

What happened? No, impossible!

Khairi

Brother Khairi, my dear brother.

What happened? Who did this to you?

Are you dead?

Khairi, Khairi

-Move. -No need to go.

But it’s gone silent.

Naji the maggot.

My men turned you into a sieve.

Look at yourself.

You filthy rat.

Boys, wait here. I'll go check what’s happening inside.

-Should we go out? -Let's go.

What’s happening, brother? Any idea?

Heavy gunfire was heard.

I can’t think straight from fear.

Same here.

Brother Naji

-Brother Naji, Brother Naji -Stop, stop!

-Wait, I can explain. -Explain what, you fool?

Murat, my friend…

I just soiled myself out of fear.

I’m afraid they’ll come and shoot us.

Brother Naji

Brother, how did they kill you? Oh Naji the maggot…

How did they kill you?

Brother Naji

Brother Naji

Die, you bastard! Die!

To all units:

We’ve received a report of gunfire in an old abandoned warehouse.

Copy that, HQ, but results are negative.

Send another team.

I'll escort the complainant to the station.

Forget the complaint, officer. My men might be in there.

Please, officer, let’s go there.

Is that your opinion?

Yes, please. My friends might be in there.

Take the radio and tell them,

Tell them we’re coming to save them, that we’re the strongest.

To headquarters,

Plan has changed. We’re heading to the scene.

-Thank you. -Hurry!

Hurry up, officer!

Faster, faster!

-I don’t hear anything, do you? -No, nothing at all.

We’re too close to the door, brother.

I’m afraid a bullet might come through.

-Step back, brother, step back. -Okay, stop. You’re scaring me.

Murat, my brother,

If we die here…

And never make it out, forgive me. I love you so much.

You’re forgiven, brother.

And I love you too.

And forgive me as well.

I hope our friendship continues in the afterlife where it left off here.

God willing. I’m about to cry now.

Come here.

Police! Don’t move, hands up!

Oh my God!

They can’t move anyway.

What happened here? Did World War III break out?

-He’s gone to meet his Maker. -I know these guys.

A tribute gang.

There were two groups.

Naji the maggot and Saadi.

Looks like they fought each other.

My God! What on earth happened here?

Strange… I feel like I know this man from somewhere.

Anyway, let’s head inside.

I’ll check upstairs. You check below.

There’s someone inside. I’ll count to three.

-Okay. -One, two, three!

Please don’t hurt us! We’re innocent!

We still have long lives ahead of us! We’re still young, sir!

I wanted to say something about that, but my friend already said it all.

So all I’ll say is: “Please, don’t shoot!”

What are you two doing?

We’re scared! Give us a moment!

-Open your eyes. -No! I won’t!

I’d rather die with my eyes closed.

-Open them! -Okay, okay!

Alright, but please, don’t shoot.

I still can’t open mine.

Oh my God!

Open your eyes, brother, open them!

-Open up, it’s the police! -Thank God!

God sent you, officer! I swear we’re innocent!

-We didn’t do anything! -We didn’t!

My friend didn’t even have time to relieve himself!

-Why would you tell the police that?! -I got carried away!

Look at them shaking from fear. Poor guys!

You two survived by a miracle, brothers.

I know everyone inside. They all have criminal records.

They’d have taken you hostage for sure.

Those men never show mercy to anyone.

Luckily, none of them are alive now.

-What do you mean? -They shot each other.

Naji, Saadi, and their men, all dead.

Oh my God!

Let’s get out of here. Come on.

-Is it what I think it is? -I hope so, brother.

God willing.

Wait for us, officer!

Will you make a statement, sir?

A shootout occurred between two gangs, and all members were killed.

These two friends were held captive, but managed to survive.

Bora, Murat!

I can’t believe it, you’re alive!

If you can call this living, then yes.

You look fine.

Are these your friends?

Yes, officer.

Thank you so much for saving them.

You're welcome, ma’am. We always stand with the people.

Thank you.

Aren’t these the ones who came with Saadi?

I thought they were Saadi’s men.

He was forcing them to work for him.

I could tell from their faces, they have good hearts.

Good for those boys.

The truth came out thanks to them.

From now on, these two young men will be my favorites.

Let them come by my shop, I’ll give them ice cream as much as they want!

And I’ll give them meals, one after another!

-Good for them! -Yes!

We got out early, brother.

Guys…

Thanks for your statements.

My shift’s over, let’s go together.

No need, officer. We live far away, thank you.

Yes, we’ll go on our own.

Let me ask you something, is your landlord Mr. Mohammed?

-Did he file a complaint against us? -Yes.

No.

I wanted to tell you this morning but forgot, I’m your new roommate.

What?

You were looking for a third roommate, and Mr. Mohammed found me.

I even stayed in the house courtyard.

I may have broken the teapot.

Don’t say that, sir. My mother gave it to me.

-Anyway, we’ll sleep peacefully tonight. -Of course, boys, get in.

That’s the officer we saw at the house.

See how sneaky Mr. Mohammed is?

-He’s short, but he gets things done. -Like a dwarf!

He’s “M.” Not Mohammed, just a tiny “M.”

-Sorry for the trouble, officer. -Not at all.

Yes, dear viewers,

Shop owners are showing love for Murat and Bora.

All of Turkey is talking about them!

As you know, they survived the tribute gang shootout.

Wait, wait, wait!

Hold on, thank you.

I’m the landlord.

The landlord of Murat and Bora.

I will erase all their past rent debts.

And I’ll even let them stay in the house…

-For one full year! -Bravo!

But…

On one condition, they live with Inspector Ercan.

Because he truly deserves it, folks.

-Thank you, sir. -Thank you!

By the way, the famous artist Mr. Serkan San has just arrived.

Welcome, Mr. Serkan!

Thank you very much.

-Hello, sir. -Welcome.

-What would you like to say? -Thank you so much.

My brother Murat and brother Bora are both part of my team, as you know.

I didn’t know that, sir.

How nice, now I do.

That’s my team for you!

I always stand by the youth.

I always support them.

I stand by them through every hardship, no matter the circumstances, unconditionally.

That’s not true.

I asked you to do something when those boys were in trouble.

And you did nothing!

Please, leave now.

Oh my God! What does this mean now?

She’s lying!

In my opinion, you’d better go before I say more.

Don’t try to take credit for yourself, Mr. Serkan San.

Fine, as you wish.

But you’ll see!

Go, and don’t ever come back, Serkan San!

Here.

Sinem, you…

What are you doing? That’s not like you at all.

What did you think, you fool?

-Really? -Yes.

My heart’s about to jump out, Murat!

-Did you like it? -Yes, thank you so much.