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Mommy, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. We don't have very much time. I just had to... I didn't realize you

just took a shower.

Could you put a towel on?

I need your help with something.

Your dad just drove into the driveway, and he's been gone for like a week on

that business trip, and I wanted to surprise him a little bit when he got

He got home a little bit early, but...

Come with me to the bedroom.

We'll hide in the closet and then we'll jump out at him.

Honey, please.

He's going to be at the door any second.

Please.

For your mother.

It's okay. You can put clothes on after.

Okay.

I'm coming.

When I count to three,

I'm going to open the door and then we're just both going to jump out and

surprise them, okay?

It's not a stupid game.

Imagination, I swear I heard it.

Right.

Okay, maybe it was my imagination.

I'm just, I'm so excited, you know.

I don't get to do this kind of thing with your father very much.

I want to make sure it's perfect.

Maybe I'm just too excited.

All right.

All right. I got a little too excited.

Totally imagined him driving up. I swear, I thought I heard his car.

Not me, Niall.

How dare you say that about your mother?

It's probably a good thing he didn't show up now anyway.

Now we have time to get ready, actually get dressed, and then we can surprise

him.

Yeah, you thought you got off the hook, didn't you?

No, you're still going to get cramped in this closet with your mother later

tonight when he actually shows up.

Can you move your foot, please? I'm trying to open the door so we can get

the closet.

You... Okay. Your foot's not there.

Why is this door not opening?

Honey, I think I got it. I think I know how to open a door.

I think it's stuck on something.

Is there a towel stuck in the way? Like on the wheels or something? Can you look

down?

I'm not that weak, okay? I work out every day, actually.

I just... This door won't budge. It's like

there's a... Oh, my gosh. I forgot.

Oh, there is a latch.

Oh my god, how did I forget about that?

Are you serious?

There's gotta be some safety release.

I mean, there's no way these manufacturers could still be in business

wasn't a way to unlock it from the inside.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I can't get it open.

I'm so sorry, honey.

It's silly, isn't it?

It's okay.

It's okay. We'll just... Let's just

keep trying, I guess. But I think we're just going to have to wait for your

father to get here tonight.

Oh, hi. It's okay.

It's okay. Your father's coming. tonight, it's alright, he's gonna let us

it's gonna be a big misunderstanding, and he's gonna be laughing, we're gonna

laughing, it's alright, honey, I just, maybe if I

can, maybe if I can,

I'll use my nails and get behind the door,

oh,

I'm trying.

Oh, thank goodness. I

think it's your father.

Oh, he's probably just texting me on the way home, telling me that he's almost

here. Let's see what it is. I'm so sorry, honey, but I missed

my flight.

And I'm not going to be home.

This isn't right.

Your father has never missed a flight in his life.

No, no, no, no, honey.

We're not going to be stuck in this closet all night. I'll just text your

back that he has to find another way home.

There's no way I'm going to let him spend the night with that secretary of

Just tell him that he has to... Come home and... My

phone just died.

My phone just died before I had a chance to send a text.

Hold on.

Honey, do you have your phone with you?

Are you sure?

You're wearing a towel.

Hold on, let me think, let me think.

Okay, your father's not coming home tonight.

That means we could be stuck in here all night.

No, no, no, no, no. Honey, honey, it's all right. It's all right.

There's got to be another phone charger in here. I mean, this is the closet,

right?

Hold on, hold on. Let me look.

Honey, can you just hold on to me for a second?

Climb up.

Oh, sorry. I'm sorry, honey.

Just hold on to this.

Oh.

No.

I don't... I don't see anything.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Okay, no.

Um... Do you...

Morse code with the neighbors or anything like that ever?

This is a stupid question. Let me think.

Okay.

Worst case scenario is we're stuck in this closet together for 24

hours.

It's alright.

It's not alright. Why would your father miss his flight? I

mean, I...

He's never missed a flight in his entire life, and on the one business trip that

that hot, slutty little secretary decides to go with him. Of course, he

stay an extra night with her in the hotel room. Just give me a second,

Just give me a second.

Oh, my God.

I can't even believe it.

Of course, of course he would do this. I mean, why would he want anything to do

with his old wife anymore? I mean, when he can just leave her at home and

go live out his fantasies with

his irresistibly hot secretary.

She's...

She's just a type. I mean, she's young and she's everything.

I am burdening you with all of this.

It's just so, it's so much for me to handle.

I don't expect you to understand.

Come here, give me a kiss.

You just, you're being so brave.

You're taking care of your hysterical mother when you're stuck in a closet

her.

We have to really start taking care of each other tonight because we're stuck

here together, aren't we?

Who knows how long we're going to be in this tiny little...

Room. I should have gotten a house with a bigger closet, huh?

Oh,

this was such a stupid, stupid idea, wasn't it?

You keep on being brave, okay?

For both of us.

I guess we could try to stay up together all night.

It's not like both of us could sleep in here. There's just not enough room, is

there?

Oh, honey. I

don't want to make you stay awake. That's just not fair.

I know one of us could...

No, honey.

Let's both try to lay down together right now.

There's no way I'm going to let you let me sleep first.

After everything you've already done for me.

Let me take care of you. Come on.

Let's try to lay down.

Move. All right, here.

All right, just let me lift.

Put your leg down here between my... Maybe this will...

Wait, wait, wait.

Oh,

hold on.

Hold on.

Maybe if I... Maybe I can just lift

myself up and you can... Squeeze next to...

Honey, I... I don't know. It's just... It's too

tight. I don't think we can... I don't think we can both sleep at the same

time, sweetheart.

I think one person is going to have to stand up, maybe, and I think there's

enough... I think there's enough room for one person to lay down at a time.

You should...

definitely lay down first.

This is all my fault.

I'm your mother. I need to be taking care of you.

Stand there.

Okay.

Okay, I'll go to sleep first.

Thank you, honey.

The only way I'm going to agree to this, though, is if you promise to wake me up

as soon as you get done.

Honey, do you promise?

Yeah.

I'm serious, though.

You've been humorous enough.

I'm just... I'm just gonna sleep for a little bit. You be sure to wake me up.

I'm just...

For a long time, huh?

have woken me up.

Especially with my robe open, honey.

You let me sleep too long.

It's your turn, okay?

Your turn to sleep. I don't want to hear about it.

No, I slept too long. I can tell.

You've been a trooper. Now it's your turn.

Come on, lay down.

Okay,

if you... Let me try to stand up.

Okay,

you put your legs kind of between mine, like that, and then slide.

Just slow down a little bit until

you're laying down.

Yeah. Just all the way.

Until you hit the wall.

Oh, I'm alright, honey. I'm just trying to get used to this.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, oh.

Whoa.

Your towel just got caught behind you, I think.

Here, lift.

It's all on...

It's all the way over here. Can you just lift up... Oh, maybe I can just... Do

this corner.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

You have an erection right now.

I...

Can you lift up and I'll pull the towel just a little

bit more just so I can cover it up, okay?

Okay.

Honey, just lift your body a little bit just for a second so I can pull the

towel out.

Okay, don't worry about it. We won't.

Just go to sleep.

Just go to sleep and we won't.

Just try not to worry about it.

It's not your fault, honey.

It's probably my fault.

And my robe just fell open.

Please, don't.

I'm on top of you. Can you... Can you pull your... Your

erection towards you so I don't... So I don't...