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good afternoon

Nancy Cordes freeze

I need a large fry a small fry and more

ketchup did somebody give me some

ketchup yourself very please

enjoy your life

do bank and finds X if you love me huh

meow what a pair

keep sticking we get a spectrum amen

what does it take to get some of this

famous burger barn service around here

it's the second okay just a second I

thought this would be a fast-food joint

hey all I want is the double dipped

chocolate cone with Hakkasan now it's

back to much to have

well

give me a double chocolate cone come on

Alan sure um not that bad it

here you are sir

Hey when double chocolate cone with

chocolate sauce that'll be a dollar

twenty nine that is what you ordered

isn't it oh by the way the Capitol 25

cents extra duck

you can't go anywhere without a computer

I mean here it is a beautiful day lots

of good-looking girls around and you're

sitting near typing I can't believe she

did it a dollar twenty nine but this

this is really outstanding

I downloaded a 16 K basic program from

the Apple at school and I rewrote 15

lines of code right here and I can

upload to Ralph on you at home isn't

that terrific

check it out does it work with concur

stop

yeah

welcome to the burger barn may I take

your order please

ten cheeseburgers ten orders of french

fries ten barn colas thank you ten with

ten five hey look would you calm down

please in 48 hours it'll all be over

with sure then we got a split that's our

deal we can't do it without him

okay we need him now but we don't need

them afterwards come on what do you say

I'll take care of it personally you'll

never have to know

you see that red cocktail get the

license number it what for do it

hey can cheeseburgers and 10 sodas is

there a problem kid no sir no problem

just a minute

what was that all about I don't know

maybe she's like the car or something

what car what went wrong

there weren't any place they must have

just bought it why they were talking

about John somebody named Smith I

overheard them and the blood feeds

appeared dripping I mean dripping heavy

slime I wanna see slime like I've never

seen flying before

I want to drive the audience under the

theater underneath screaming and

groaning and begging for mercy

experience lunch they here with these

yo-yos I'm the producer aren't I

I want to go back in it's coming on the

computer hey where's everybody going

disable proud of King Iceland ruler this

major gone from 3017 till 2984 BC

unspecial wrong to us and the government

of Iran which is something like that

word

well according to Lloyds of London the

crown is worth fifteen million dollar

but as an irreplaceable relic of

antiquity it is quite beyond price

naturally we are concerned with its

safety while the crown is in Los Angeles

perhaps some enterprising jewel thief

may find the crown shall we say

irresistible so we have made certain

that nothing in the world could be more

resistible observe it's all right Harold

just a demonstration ultra sensitive

floor Tencent

place inches apart a field mouse would

touch them all data suppose our

enterprising jewel thief is also an

accomplished area last week a butterfly

penetrated our airspace I'm afraid it

was killed resisting arrest

now we want to be kind enough to touch

the display cakes please

so you see ladies and gentlemen while

the cleverest of thieves may get into

the room you have to wait for us to let

him out I will show you the mastermind

behind all this is it normal to the

museum's what movies we shot on it

ground motion pictures are an art form

besides that only be here two days one

for rehearsal one to shoot

an electronic mind state-of-the-art

ladies and gentlemen the most

sophisticated security system ever

devised it is foolproof shall we

oh do we do in case me please just Smith

and yes everything is okay we'll be

ready tomorrow

we better be and we can along the trail

of fun mr. backbone mr. black hawk

what is it Eichmann mr. Blackthorne

several people have asked about your

movie company

I have assured them that you won't in

any way disrupt absolutely not after

that promise you good good

have you ever acted Ockman acted me oh

no no no no no Oliver

we haven't cast the part of being

yourself

I think awkward you'd be perfect for it

but then your sense is a better one

no problem some of my best friends are

Beverly

new brands in the fire

you ate my column my father he thinks

you're funny man of rare discernment

something wrong writer's block got a

column due half an hour ago if you're

looking for Farley he left wearing a

suit either he has a date or someone

died no anything I can help you with I

don't know weird thing that happened to

me today I can't get anybody to believe

me about it

well why don't you try me planning a

murder a word to the wise don't talk

about it while you're lining up at the

drive-through window at the burger bar

you might be overheard especially if a

poor little gal named Alex happens to be

taking your order little gal I like that

according to Alice that's exactly what

happened yesterday when two men as yet

unidentified plotted to kill a man named

you now these two just might be behind

bars today if Alex had been able to get

their license number

but alas and alack the car was new and

do you have any plates Lappe reporting

someone should have applied a word

processor we're reading brendham

requires a column in the newspaper have

you seen it no listen anyway mr. Smith

all three zillion of you if you're out

there take Alice's advice beware of men

bearing jumbo burgers and large coke

well she won with something first

stupid column I don't care I know what I

heard there's a man I'm missing his

life's in danger if you don't believe me

just forget it

oh man this is a disaster this is

goodbye Buenos Aires oh no 24 hours

we're gonna have all of our money and be

gone 24 hours Lascaux and he's gonna

take that kid seriously because that

bend relax it get them spooked out over

nothing

Oh am I supposed to mention c-calm do

you think he's gonna hang around waiting

for us to kill him well we'll just make

sure he doesn't see

okay it's gonna be busy up till the end

it's gonna be too busy to be worried

about any newspaper let's go down the

office it's our second day of shooting

on our big movie we don't want those

idiots to think that we're not as

excited about it as they are

good good now all I have to do is find

the active port and lay in my program

and man that should eliminate the floor

sensors and the motion sensor hey Cheryl

mommy's in the past I have this nipple

you wanna damage nothing creamy cheese

ruff

half word program required password

need a password to get a password

great shower

Tyler Alan Alan

here comes black thorn Douglas amorous

Stacey crude home Michael

bring in touch feel smell kill baby the

boy is a girl I saw her last week stand

up

you were heated by drastic after you

won't say anything it's a big secret for

me okay yeah

more hey angelology yes sir I'll put you

right through thank you doctor one right

school painless dentistry yes sir I'll

just hold one minute please thank you

it'll be fine brilliant will movie magic

just remember that stupid we have better

make up another film school

I can't you pick today we've got to

shoot it today Oliver there is no

tomorrow look at the schedule it's not

ready you'll do great just just go be

creamed come on okay I knew I should

have gone to LA cause mr. Blackthorne

mostly from people wiring their

contracts their w-2s last week and

paycheck tell them everything went in

the mail today you miss Rekha look we

had to buy film they have to have

something to load in the cameras why

have it developed

I know you overheard us out don't rush

away just come with me

check it out this house she's not there

well what she gone to a movie or

something yeah she was mad enough to do

anything like look for two guys in a red

Maserati wow what if she did and what if

she finds them well it can't be too hard

to find the car a brand new Maserati how

many of those can there be and I know

just how to find it every film produced

in this town drives a Mercedes you have

to be different this is crazy what are

we gonna do or there but are nice so

we're out of the country with the crown

okay what about those friends at first

what if they do come around you better

figure out a way to handle them yeah

this whole thing's getting out of

control because you couldn't keep your

big mouth shut

you better figure out a way to deal with

it because if this thing does get out of

control

what I got planned for Smith is gonna

seem blendin compared to what I'm gonna

do to you right now

okay Fred hurry please

black Shawn Douglas salamander reduction

the more they see Michael

to save yourself get along fine

you always more that's well you tell

your friends at school about your big

adventure

you're calling death journalism yes I

call that journalism I don't see the

harm of it you know never mind that you

subjected a sensitive peen ager to the

ridicule of her peers suppose just

suppose that there really is a murder

conspiracy if you're one of the plotters

digesting Brenda Maguire column with

your breakfast cereal what would you do

it never occurred to me money guy let's

go

there's a reporter named Farley here

from The Gazette he wants to interview

here by all means

thank you Oh

Thank You Timmy always glad to talk to

the press these friends of yours

yeah these are uh journalism students

I'm sure they wouldn't mind waiting

outside come on in

that's him

what can I do for you Wow well I'm going

to be doing a series of articles on the

current state of independent production

a portion that may get pardon you're

here in regard to mr. McGuire's column

well tell the truth that's right who

could blame you

although if you're here to prevent a

murder I'm afraid you're out of luck

here it is perhaps not the precise words

will be heard by plucky little Alice but

it's the thought that counts

so if they seen from your movie

exactly I had hoped it would be

something like this did you

yeah well only an idiot plot the murder

in front of a microphone I mean a little

distraction I'm interested in writing

through you spoil the kind of a copy of

the script they're using so I could

study the technique

there you go Thanks thank you for your

time

yep in this plant we got to clear it up

yeah false alarm you guys mr. black

start moving your blood beast of Babylon

yeah mr. Smith is becoming a nuisance

agreed what's be done about it

Ison me kill him Kamui I've got another

meeting wasn't just satisfy my curiosity

how'd you track me down oh well uh

Ritchie ever here gets the credit for

actions that give this guy a computer

he'll try it on DB cooper little a very

interesting I've always admired people

who could work with computers useful

talent thank you

wait a minute

I seen this movie damn are you sure sure

I'm sure

you don't forget a movie with a

thousand-year-old egg in a tomb one day

this professorships it's not if I

mistaken activate

it's entitled but it seemed um plot for

sure

yeah we got the revised pages around

10:30 this morning with a rest job the

messenger waited while I ran the copies

off do you by any chance to keep a copy

of the original yeah Oh we'd keep an

extra copy for the file hey look at this

the pages are different not even close

and not a word about Smith you're

worried about Feeny collars can clean

yeah no there's nothing you do we can't

prove by far into criminal you can't

judge a man for making a bad movie oh I

don't have a Holly were in jail yeah but

we gotta do something okay uh you guys

go back to school and after you look for

Alice

make phone calls get messages around

I'll go back to the paper and peg

Brandon call every Smith in the phone

book that could take months

I already thought of that what

when we were in Blackburn's office I

grabbed all the Smith Brothers Brawl

with that there's only about morning

well I should narrow it down a little

bit

what happened have addictive pack of

cigarettes would you know I'll have it

it's a little like a voluntary Black

Plague I want to electril for my parole

officer

I'm gonna run down the store pick up a

cart and bring anything well we've come

on interrupted sleep after tonight you

can sleep till hell freezes over we are

gonna be ready aren't we to kill me

oh hey kid sorry about the lack of

entertainment but knew you were coming I

rented a TV

how'd it go the story that's gonna turn

the town around ok sorry guys come on

let me get on it look it if it wasn't

for me you wouldn't have a story hey

have you forgotten what it's like

already that's what like Brenda I'm a

journalist by Lee didn't you never have

to write junk like gossip columns and

human interest just to prove that you

are a reporter continue to drive you

nuts

I blew it in my column you learn from

your mistakes I want to make up for it

and you wouldn't have a story if I

hadn't had some kind of instinct oh yeah

there's one hanky Khan or - let me help

okay - make a few phone calls one of

these guys might be dismissed we're

looking for and the guy he's working for

his name Blackthorne

call every one of them until I find one

who knows Blackthorne great thanks

I'm actually gonna snitch please

what are you doing down here never mind

that now you're the one for me you want

to plan in to kill afterwards when they

don't need you anymore whatever that

means

hurry out the back jeonggi kid I didn't

Twiggy

you don't know it doesn't like so and

then you're obviously the wrong mr.

Smith congratulations what oh nothing Oh

mr. Smith hi this is Brenda McGuire la

do that we're trying to locate it

Douglas Blackthorne it's all that cheese

ball I should have wait there I got half

of mine and do it anyway that's what you

got for sure half of mine if you had a

VIN so hot in there for his share we're

never had to stretch in the first place

what are you my mother or something Hey

look get off my case man the only thing

that matters know is who's gonna finish

the program you can find another

computer expert in the yellow pages

no I got a better idea the best part of

it is it's not gonna cause me to send it

yeah well you have a phone call in the

principal's office

you know the rules about phone calls

Richie

this had better be an emergency yes yes

hello hello kitty you recognize my voice

yes the class hang on a minute son I

guess somebody wants to talk to you

Richie

how are you okay

I sure

guess what you gotta do

Richard Adler

done was very hard he was running a

program that emulates another computer

it's a security system there's a

computer on site at monitors doors

windows emotion floors after this is

Nate petit all in does that mean he can

figure it out I can figure it out but

let's get this straight I do it for you

you let us go right right after the

robbery that little you depends the part

that mimics the alarm computer well I

think it's a host computer security

company

this computer supposed to tell the host

computer that everything is alright at

the museum what it really is he if you

do it and we ever get out of this alive

I'll never speak to you again

it should be easy oh he was time to the

rs-232 port and does the simulation is

an overlay into the TPA how soon can you

be ready

well looks like he's almost finished

come on good

come on now Richard missing also what

yeah now listen never came back to

school

we called the burger bar she didn't show

up for work either yeah latina Quinta oh

hey kid

don't get any cute ideas

I was going don't ask

I don't like it maybe if we put the

camera Junior then the monster appears

behind been used up we can come right up

with it what a Looney tune it's a black

phone how do you think I look just fine

I quit

perfect listen I think they want you

over to makeup trailer makeup Oh makeup

okay thank you thank you they'll do

anything to make a movie

okay dropping

the police open up I'm looking for a

Douglas black thorn

he's with salamander production what are

you doing

address what do you bet they clear out

there too though no choice like well

keep trying every five minutes we're by

the gods of each made our God those who

desecrate the sacred food shall rue the

day they just complexed rogue on that

song takes one

forget it sweetheart you won't even get

five feet

that's Richie Wow can I speak with mr.

Smith please

he's not here I am the apartment manager

oh well do you know how I can reach him

it's real important he's in the hospital

he had an accident accident I was just

in here getting some of his things to

take to him uh excuse me

would you happen to know what mr. Smith

does for a living of course he's a

computer expert

Xion what museum wait it sounded like

Babylon Hey

action I swear by the gods of each major

God those who desecrate to take her tomb

shall rule the day

get over there

nothing got a say kid did a terrific job

what's going on here rich you were out

it lieutenant you don't need to hurry

you're not going anywhere okay Richie

how you do it

thanks Jeremy Marley I'm okay I'm glad

you made it

I don't know what's going on you never

do

oh hey Cleveland you get a picture one

mr. black barn

oh thank you pretty mom yeah hey get

together I think you come to five

yourselves