All language subtitles for The.Cisco.Kid.S06E25.WEBRip.x264-ION10

Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O. Henry's famous
Robin Hood of the Old West,

The Cisco Kid!

Hello, amigos.

Good morning, señores.

What do you want?

Which one of you gentlemen is
Señor Orlando The Magician?

Well, I am Orlando, sir.

Isn't this lovely?

A reception committee!

Well...

I'm all the reception
committee you need.

Who are you?

Don't you know who it is?

That The Cisco Kid
and I am Pancho.

And you are,
what you call a "magica,"

I didn't see a magician,
oh, for a long distance.

Last time I see one,
he make himself disappear.

Never mind.

You'll get a chance to see the
magician tonight in Jamesville.

Just a minute, señor.

We have orders to take
Señor Orlando The Magician

into Jamesville personally.

Whose orders?

The sheriff's orders,
that's whose.

Oh, Special Deputy, huh?

Well, you can just
put that little tin badge away

and start riding.

I've got orders from the mayor.

And now, señor, may we see
your credentials?

I don't need any.

Understand?

Oh, well, now look,
Mr. Hardy.

Let's not be so harsh
on these gentlemen.

They probably meant quite well.

(laughs)
Ah, yes, let's all

ride together.

Well, it appears we can't.

Pancho, let's go, amigo.

Let's went.

Adios.

Come on.

Hey, Pancho,
I don't think that hombre

is going to take Señor Orlando
to Jamesville, do you?

And I don't think he is
going with us, also too.

Oh, yes, he is.

Look, you circle to the right,
I go to the left.

And be very careful,
Mr. Hardy may be expecting us.

Bueno.

Come on, you Missouri faker,
kick that nag!

I've told you before, it's
not Missouri, it's Australia.

(horse galloping)
I told you guys

to make tracks!

Now, do you think
that you should have done that?

He wasn't doin' any harm really.

Come on, Missouri.

Australia!

The mayor's gonna hear
about this, Cisco.

Get your hands up!

So will the sheriff.

Look like I'm missing
all the fun, Cisco.

No, Pancho, the fun
is just beginning.

All right, get on your horse.

Pancho, keep him covered
while I get my horse.

Bueno.

Andale!

All right.

Right in here, Hardy.

Good work, Pancho.

Lock him up.

Now you know, Sheriff.

Cisco here told me something
about this swindle,

but I haven't the faintest idea
what it's all about.

But I do hope that your jail
cells are nice and comfortable

because we had an awful
hard ride over here.

Come on, señor.

Wait a minute.

Where's my baggage?

You a "magican", just snap
your fingers, and there it is.

Yeah?

Well, it isn't quite as easy
as all that.

Pancho, will you please
get his baggage?

Bueno, but I think
you are a big fake.

Come on.

Well, I reckon I can go now,
eh, Sheriff?

No, you can't.

I don't know what your part is
in this swindle,

but I aim to find out.

I beg your pardon, are you
ain't goin' my way, don't you?

Swindle!

I ain't mixed up in no swindle,
ask Grandpa there.

What's goin' on
around here, Sheriff?

Oh, howdy, Grandpa.

Do you know this man?

Mr. Hardy? Sure.

Known him for years.

He's all right.

What do you mean
he's all right?

He pulled a gun on me.

Well, he's a little too eager
to carry out the mayor's orders,

but I'll vouch for him.

Well, I'll have to
let you go, Hardy,

if Grandpa vouches for you.

What about that magic fella?

He in the hoosegows.

What?

Yeah, here's all his magic
tricks in this baggages.

But, Sheriff, without him
there ain't gonna be no show.

And you know this rally
is mighty important.

The mayor's gonna collect money
for a big monument.

You don't understand,
Grandpa.

There won't be no more rallies
around here

until the mayor
gives an accounting

of what happened to all the
money he's already collected.

You mean, no show?

That's right.

My job in this county
is to protect the people,

and that includes protecting
them from Mayor Brandon.

Some folks ain't gonna
like this, Sheriff.

That's right.

We don't get many shows
around here.

I know.

And I got a hunch the people
are gonna see that magic act

even if they have to break
that faker out of jail first.

Come on, Grandpa.

And that, my friend is what
I call the great milk trick.

(laughs), ha.

Yeah, that is very good.

Do it again, huh?

Ah, no.

I never do the same trick twice.

Say, you know, Pancho,
it's awful nice of you

to get me out of that cold cell,
bring me out here so that

I could show you I really was
a magician.

You a magician, eh, well,
then why don't you do

another trick?

Now for you, Pancho,
I'll do it.

Wait a minute, you see that
little rubber ball there?

Yeah, I see.

It's round, just as round
as anything ever was

in this whole wide world.

Pancho, there's a law of gravity
that says, "What goes up,

must come down".

That's a fallacy, it isn't true,
and I'm gonna prove it to you.

Now watch--
when I take this ball, throw it

up in the air like that.

Holy smokers, Cisco,
you see that?

Say, Pancho, I wonder
if Señor Orlando could teach you

these tricks?

Why, certainly I could.

Who me?

Certainly.

Just a trick, that's all it is.

Now, if I was just
an escape artist...

I think I see what you have
in mind, Cisco.

Will it work?

It's worth a try, isn't it?

You're right.

We can't risk this man's life.

He may be a faker,
but he's not a crook.

Of course he's not a crook.

Señor Orlando, will you fold up
all your equipment?

Pancho, please get our horses
ready while he's doing this, eh?

Well, what's this for?

I am taking you to the county
seat for your own safety.

Oh.

Oh, well, county seat,
that's probably better than the

seat on that horse I was ridin'.

I've had plenty of complaints
about your money-makin' rallies.

That's why I'm puttin'
a stop to 'em.

You can't do that.

I'm still mayor of this town.

And I work for the county.

Meaning what?

Meaning I don't take
orders from you.

Look, Sheriff!

Are you gonna let that magician
out of the jail or not?

No, mayor.

I'm not.

(laughs)
Well, it worked

so far, Pancho.

Yeah, Cisco said the song is
just starting to commence, eh?

Well, adios, huh?

I must went.

Good luck, Pancho.

Gracias.

Good day.

Buenos dias.

You are the mayor, don't you?

That's right, come on in.

Hey, thank you.

You are expecting a "magican"
to come here?

Yeah.

Oh, you must be Orlando
from Australia?

Oh no, I am Pancho from
Sonora, the greatest "magican"

on top of the whole world from
nowhere to than other side.

Good, come on, you can show
me the tricks you're gonna do

at the meeting tonight.

Bueno, bueno.

Now, see?

You see?

As you see, I take the milk
from the pitcher,

and I put 'em in the glass.

Huh?

Nothing up my sleeve
but my arms and my fingernails.

I think.

Now, I take the handkerchief,
and I got nothing

inside of the handkerchief.

You see yourself, yes?

Yeah, yeah.

Then I take the handkerchief,
I put them over the milk like

this, and with my magic wands,
I say, "Ibbidy, bibbidy, sub.

Ibbidy, bibbidy, canaba.

Canaba in, canaba out.

(laughs)
And ibbidy, bibbidy,

over the water spout!"
(laughs)

That's pretty good.

(quick puff)
If you've ruined

my watch, I'll...

Ha, don't worry, Mr. Mayor,
I say the magic words.

"Iniscabiniscabin,
iniscabiniscabindo.

Iniscabiniscabin,
the monkey broke the window.

The window broke,
the monkey choke,

iniscabinis... (laughs)
...cabindo."

Look at that!

(laughs)
That's pretty good.

You do that trick tonight
when I'm collecting money

for the monument.

Only use your own watch.

(laughs)
I always use my own watch.

"Iniscabiniscabin,
iniscabiniscabindo.

Canaba in, canaba out, and
canaba over the water spout".

Those are the wrong words.

(laughs)
I never do the same trick twice.

Maybe I should never do
the same trick once?

(knocking)
Excuse me.

Been looking
all over town for you.

Well, I been right here,
Grandpa, what's up?

Man's been murdered.

Well, why pick on me?

We got a sheriff for that.

He's the man
that's been murdered.

Come on.

Well, I don't know
who you is, señor,

but whoever you is,
I gonna told you one thing.

Whoever killed that sheriff
will kill Pancho.

And if he kill Pancho,
Cisco will be all alone

by himself, eh?

I gonna look for Cisco and told
him all about this thing.

(laughs)
I wonder why this fellow

carry this crooked piece of wood
around with him all the time?

It can't be no coat hanger, no.

Hey, maybe it's
a back scratcher, eh?

Yeah, no.

Too big.

No, too big for toothpicks.

What you think?

What you... (laughs)
I guess he don't think.

I can't put you in, carry you
inside, I carry you outside.

Ha.

And if Orlando can pull
a rabbit out of you,

he's a better magician
than I don't think he is.

Loco, I wonder which way
that Cisco went?

Oh, let me see, I remember,
the county seat, huh?

Hey, that's Pancho.

And he's seen us.

You were right
in what you told us, Joe.

Come on, let's get him.

Hey-ya!

Hey, Pancho, ho!

(both firing)
Hey, ya, hey!

See, Pancho?

We meet Mr. Hardy again.

Whose orders are you
following now?

You show up at the wrong
times, don't you?

You must excuse my friend.

You couldn't be the men
we're after.

Obviously you've been
out of town.

Who you after?

A murderer.

Yes, where were you
when the sheriff was killed?

I was with the mayor.

The sheriff killed?

Yes, I was on the way
to tell you, Cisco.

Gentlemen, we'll be back
in town in 20 minutes.

As the special deputy,
I'll take charge.

Let's went.

Come on, Pancho.

Think we ought to
make tracks?

You mustn't let a little fall
discourage you, Hardy.

If Mayor Brandon does
his part, we can still

clean up in this town.

Let's take the back trail, and
we'll beat them into town.

Right.

Hey, Pancho,
was this door locked

when you left this morning?

No, it was open, Cisco.

But I think I can
open it again, Cisco.

What are you doing
with that thing?

I try with this thing,
but ain't no good.

What are you gonna do now?

Hey, Pancho.

What?

Where did you find
this boomerang?

Who?

The boo-- oh!

That the one I throw away,
who threw it back?

You did.

No, I threw it away.

Pancho, don't you know you
can't throw a boomerang away?

It always comes back to you.

(laughs)
That's real magic, huh?

That's the only thing he got in
that suitcase that works, Cisco.

Pancho, this is not magic
at all.

Orlando must have brought it
from Australia.

There they use it for hunting.

Just like the Indians
use the tomahawks.

When you throw it,
it always comes back, huh?

It did, didn't it?

Yeah, come back too fast.

Well, we're not going to
find out anything this way.

You know, Pancho, I have
a feeling that the mayor knows

why we were locked out of here.

You know, the mayor
and the sheriff had

a big fight after you left.

Then he must be mixed up
in this thing.

Just as the sheriff said.

Pancho, I'm going to see him.

You keep your eyes open, eh?

Bueno.

You can talk all you want,
you're in the clear,

but my past record isn't.

All I want's my cut.

I'm getting out.

I'm very glad
you brought that up...

as a United States marshall'd be
real interested in knowing where

you've been the past months.

You wouldn't turn me in?

Not if you behave yourself
and stop all this talk

about leaving.

But don't worry,
we're almost finished here.

(horse approaching)
Cisco!

Now, watch what I say.

I'm coming back, and if you
cross me, you'll regret it.

(knock at the door)
Coming.

Mayor Brandon?

Yes, come in.

Mayor, do you happen to have
the key to the sheriff's office?

Yes, I have a key.

I locked it for a reason.

When a man's been killed,
everything around him

is evidence.

When a man has been killed,
everything is evidence,

of course, you're right.

But it's up to the law
to find out why he was killed

and who did it.

May I have those keys, please?

Well, since when
were you the law?

Our late sheriff deputized me
as a special deputy yesterday.

He seemed to think
that you knew something

about the monies collected.

The fund collections
were my idea.

As a matter of fact, tonight's
fund's collection will be used

to memorialize our poor sheriff.

He was a fine man, Cisco.

He was a fine man.

And yet you had a fight with him
this afternoon.

Are you accusing me?

No, sir.

I'm not accusing you
of anything.

I'm merely carrying out
my orders.

And my orders were not to let
you collect another cent until

you showed an account of all the
monies you've collected already.

That money is safe.

Where is it?

Why should I tell you?

For a very simple reason.

To clear yourself
of possible charges

of fraud and even murder.

Cisco, I had nothing to do
with that killing.

Probably not, but at the
county seat I heard of another

little job that you didn't
have anything to do with.

Mayor, you are keeping
very bad company.

The county seat.

You mean this county?

Yes, this county seat.

As a matter of fact,
they're trailing you now.

I would advise you
to tell me the truth.

All right.

I'll give you the money.

My share.

It's over here.

What's the matter?

That isn't even a tenth
of the money you collected.

Who has the rest of it?

I can't tell you, Cisco.

Well, I'll have to take you
to the county seat.

Come on.

(grunts)
That was very foolish,

my friend.

I guess you're right.

Cisco, don't turn me in.

I've really tried
to go straight.

The people in this town
respect me.

All right, I'll tell you where
the rest of the money is.

Go ahead.

There's a man named--
(Brandon groans)

Buenos dias.

How's that?

How you do, I think?

You think what?

What I think you didn't watch
who you really is isn't.

How's that again, son?

You got...

Hey, Cisco.

Look here.

Drop it, Pancho.

You too, Cisco.

Hey, Pancho, that stick
is bad luck to you,

better throw it away.

Oh, throw it away.

Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey!

Let go!

(laughs)
Good work, Pancho.

Hey, that come-back stick
is purty handy, huh, Cisco?

(door slams)
The mayor!

Yeah, Cisco, get the mayor.

If I go up for this,
that weasel goes with me.

And you, Mr. Two Faces,
you and your friends

are gonna stay here, eh?

And I'll take this.

Hyah!

Hey, come on.

Look, here...

Keep walking.

Once I knew it was all right
to come back, I thought I'd come

back and give the folks in town
a show after all.

Yes, but this time
it will be an honest one.

That's for sure.

Say, Cisco, you said that my,
uh, equipment helped catch

the bandits?

(laughs)
It was most Pancho's magic.

Oh?

You know, there's one trick
you do, you never show me

how to do, and I can't
figure him out no how.

Oh, I see.

Well, uh, which one was that?

Well, I gonna told you.

That is the one when you throw
the ball up in the air, and it,

and it don't come back.

Wait, I get the ball for you.

Here, look, this is the ball.

You see, that worked
with an invisible wire.

Yes, sir.

The wire is invisible and you're
watchin' this ball here,

so you can't see the wire.

Because I take the ball,
throw it up in the air

with my right hand, pull
the wire with my left hand.

Oh, ho, then that ain't
a magic ball, huh?

No.

Oh, ho, ho.

What do you know about that?

Yeah, not an awful lot.

Now, what goes up,
must come down.

Yeah, you know,
I like to take that home

to my cousin Pepito.

You know what he would do?

He would, he would toss it up
in the air like that, you know,

and, and, and...

Oh, Cisco, you know,
I'm surprised sometimes

how I surprise myself.

Oh, Pancho.

Oh, ho, Cisco.

(both laughing)
Well, this is where

we leave you, amigos!

But we'll be back soon.

Look for us!

(both laughing)