All language subtitles for The.Cisco.Kid.S06E14.WEBRip.x264-ION10

Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O. Henry's famous
Robin Hood of the Old West,

The Cisco Kid!

Diablo, you'll get a drink,
too, as soon as we fill our

canteens.

That look like pretty good
water, don't it?

Heh heh, sure does, Pancho.

Eh, good and wet, anyhow.

What?

(laughing)
(gun cocking)

(gun firing)
Pancho, take my horse!

Whoah, whoah.

Say, what's all this shooting
about?

You can't use this water
hole.

Get moving.

And why should we do that,
señor?

Because Mrs. Isabel Landry
said so.

It's on her property.

Well, I don't wish to argue
with Mrs. Landry.

But I'm pretty sure that this is
open range.

You seem to like this water
hole.

Since this is the only one in
50 miles, I have to like it.

Then maybe you'd like to sit
in it.

(gun firing)
You better keep that holster

buttoned up.

Seems like that Mrs. Landry,
she's like an old piece of

rawhide, eh, Cisco?

Pretty hard to get along with,
I guess.

Yes, Pancho, she is most
unreasonable.

And you know something?

What?

I think we ought to go and
tell her so.

Yeah.

Come on.

Let's went, yeah.

Ted!

Where are you?

I want to talk to you!

I'll get him for you,
Mrs. Landry.

He just rode up with that girl I
was telling you about.

I'm quite sure he can find me
by himself.

Ted!

You want me, Mother?

Why do you think I've been
yelling for you?

What's all this about you
getting cow-eyed over one of the

maids?

Who told you that?

Never mind who told me.

Which one of the maids is it?

I guess I'm the one you're
talking about, Mrs. Landry.

Ellen Marland.

I might have known.

From now on, you're to have
nothing to do with my son.

I'm in love with him,
Mrs. Landry, and he's in love

with me.

We're going to be married.

You're going to be what?

Get out!

Now, wait a minute, Mother.

You stay out of this!

Do you think I brought you here
and fed and housed you so you

could marry my son for the money
he'll inherit?

I beg your pardon,
Mrs. Landry, you can't talk to

me like that.

Don't tell me what I can't do
in my own home, young woman.

Emery.

Yes, ma'am.

I want this ungrateful little
upstart out of here, bag and

baggage, today.

Take her into town.

And she's not to set foot on my
property again.

Do you understand?

Yes, ma'am, I understand.

I'll hitch up the buckboard.

Pack your things.

Now, Mother.

You've heard all I've got to
say.

Hey, Pancho.

You better stay here with the
horses and keep an eye open.

Heh, I'll keep two eyes open,
Cisco.

Hello?

Hello?

Anybody here?

What do you want here?

I came to see Mrs. Isabel
Landry.

What about?

Señor, I would prefer to tell
her that myself.

Well, I'm the ramrod of this
outfit, mister, you can tell me.

What have you got in your hand?

I am sure you have seen these
before.

A man drinks out of them.

Are you trying to be funny
with me?

Now look, hombre.

I am trying to keep my patience.

I came here to see the mistress
of the ranch.

Now, will you find her for me?

Or must I look for her myself?

That's the man that did it.

The man who did what?

Threw me in the south line
water hole.

He and his partner wouldn't get
off the ranch when I told him it

was Mrs. Landry's orders.

So you let him toss you in
the drink, huh?

It was a trick.

But you should have seen their
canteens.

I shot 'em full of holes.

That's exactly why I came
here.

I expect to collect full
repayment for this ruined

canteen, and another one in the
same condition.

Oh, you do, do you?

Well, it--
(chuckling)

You mean you expect to collect
from Mrs. Landry?

Definitely.

How do you like that?

He expects to collect from
Mrs. Landry.

You know, I think we ought to
let her talk to him.

Don't you?

I think he deserves it.

He sure does.

Mister, you just stay right
here.

Mrs. Landry'll be happy to talk
to you.

You just wait right here.

Thank you very much, señor.

You are very kind.

Mm.

(girl crying)
(Pancho chuckling)

Ooh, boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo,
well.

You make a flood with your eyes.

Why all the tears?

How can anybody be so unhappy,
eh?

What they do, send you away?

I got--
Huh, what's this?

Hey, what made that so heavy?

What you got in there, lead?

They sew buckshot in the hem.

To keep it from blowing in the
wind.

Buckshot, in this?

Ooh, heh, I would hate to get
hit on top of the head with

that, eh?

Hey, come here.

Why are you unhappy?

Some man?

No, a woman.

A woman who won't let her son
take a deep breath without her

permission!

Mm, you are talking about
Mrs. Landry, huh?

Yes, and if her son had any
gumption--

Don't say it, Ellen.

Ted!

Ted, I thought you weren't even
going to come and say goodbye.

Excuse me.

Señor, could I ask you a
question, eh?

Well, who are you?

Why are you so curious about us?

Oh, I don't know why I am
c-curious that way, but, I guess

because I like the storybooks.

Uh, and one time about Don
Quixote.

But you know, Don Quixote, he
never did like to see the young

people in trouble, or, you know.

(chuckling)
You are young Señor Landry,

don't you?

Yes.

And, heh, you want to marry
with this little girl, eh?

That's it.

And the madre, eh, she say
no?

You know, one time there was
a young caballero, and he jump

up on the balconies and he want
to take his girl.

He got into lots of trouble,
too.

That's right, there was.

A very brave young caballero.

He climbed a ladder to fetch his
sweetheart and they ran away

together.

Yeah, they 'elopez.'
You mean, 'elope.'

Elopes, elopez, eh, what
difference does that--

Hey, I got an idea.

I'm Mrs. Landry.

Pardon me, señora.

Don't bother taking your hat
off, you're not staying.

What do they call you?

They call me the Cisco Kid.

I came here to see you about
this.

My men just told me about it.

They said you expect me to pay
for it.

And for another one in the
same condition.

Don't be ridiculous.

You trespassed on my land and
attacked my men when they warned

you off.

Ah, but señora, you are in
error.

I only fought when I was
attacked.

I prefer to believe them.

I have no intention of paying
for that.

I do not argue with a lady,
particularly when she is so

charming.

You win, señora.

And usually the winner gets a
prize.

Please, accept this with my
compliments.

Adios, señora.

Those horses over there on
this ranch, they belong to you?

Some of them are mine.

Then if you borrowed two of
them, it wouldn't be stealing,

huh?

But he's going to put them
away pretty soon.

How do you expect to get them
then?

Oh, he's got to take them to
water, don't he?

Tell you what you do.

You put on that buckshot cape,
and-- don't go away, though.

I call you, huh?

Let me out of here!

Let me out of here!

That was easy.

What is this all about,
Pancho?

Well, Pancho was trying to
help us elope.

Yeah, now all you got to do
is to take your horses and go

out that way.

Wait a minute.

You can't get out that way.

Look.

Emery.

See what I mean?

I can't make a move around here.

I guess it's no use.

Wait, I've got an idea.

Let's get these horses out of
here quick.

All of us, get over there,
quick.

All right, get on.

Be quick.

Never mind that, something's
wrong over there.

Let me out of here, will ya?

(overlapping chatter)
Let me out, let me out!

Let me out!

Go ahead, and good luck!

Ted's going with her!

He's not going anyplace.

He might not know it, but this
is just the break I need.

This ranch'll be mine yet.

Bring him back, Leach.

With bullets if you have to!

We'll never get away.

These horses are too tired.

We can hold them off.

No, Pancho.

Remember what happened to our
canteens?

And you heard him say to shoot
on sight.

They might get Ellen.

That's right.

We can't take any chances with
these kids.

I've got a better idea.

Dismount, all of you.

Look!

Cisco, this thing is choking
me to the death, and this thing

is all full of buckshot, feel
it.

(Cisco chuckling)
Another trick.

Well, you're gonna ride back and
explain this to Mrs. Landry.

Don't try something.

We are not going to explain
anything to Mrs. Landry.

And will you give her our
congratulations?

And tell her that in losing a
boy, she has gained a daughter.

Now go on and tell her that.

You're not gonna get away
with this.

She's coming after you.

You wait and see.

Go on.

Well, Pancho, amigo, I think
this time, you got us really

into trouble.

Cisco, how it is that
Mrs. Landry is so mean and the

señorita is so beautiful, eh?

Cisco, you see what I do to that
hombre, eh?

Make him look like a sack of
potatoes.

(laughing)
Yes, I saw it, amigo.

I think we better get to town
and get our horses back.

When they get to town, Cisco,
maybe we can be the best mans

for the wedding, eh?

(laughing)
Let's went.

He would be out of town.

And the judge, too.

Hey, here comes Cisco and
Pancho.

Well, I hope we are not too
late for the wedding.

Looks like there might not be
a wedding.

What?

The justice of the peace and
the judge both are out of town.

We've decided to take the next
stage and keep on going east.

We're gonna get married
somewhere.

Señorita, I think this gonna
look better on you.

(chuckling)
There you are.

Thank you both.

We're going to wait at the stage
depot.

And thanks again for everything.

Too bad, eh, Cisco?

Well, Cisco, I think I'll go
water the horses.

You know, Cisco, I think they
should take the road north to

Willow Bend.

There's a preacher there.

That's right, Pancho.

I think I'd better tell them.

Pancho just thought of a town
that you can find a preacher.

It's Willow Bend, north of here.

Of course, I don't know why I
didn't think of that myself.

Trouble, Cisco.

What kind of trouble?

Mrs. Landry just drive into
town.

She did?

It'll be all right, honey.

As soon as the stage pulls in,
we'll get out of here.

Where is the señora?

She go to the judge's house.

Keep on looking.

No sign of 'em, Mrs. Landry.

Then find them.

I don't want my son to leave
this town.

Yes, ma'am.

Wait a minute.

If those other two men are
around, I want them arrested.

I'll tell the marshal.

Never mind about that, do it
yourself.

I'll have you deputized later.

Yes, ma'am.

Emery, come on over to the
desk.

Yes, ma'am.

She's going to try to stop us
from going, I know she is.

What can we do?

I know what I'm going to do.

I'm going to Mother and have it
out with her.

Oh, no, Ted, please don't.

I'm tired of taking her
orders.

I've got to do it, Ellen.

Well, wait until after we get
married, please, honey.

No, I've got to do it now.

Cisco, will you go with me?

All right.

Wait a minute, Ted.

I'm afraid I'm only going to go
part of the way with you.

You go on ahead.

What are you doing here, hombre?

Making sure you don't leave
town.

You're under arrest.

You have the right to arrest
me?

Never mind that.

You've done nothing but give me
trouble.

Now I'm gonna give you some.

Get your hands up!

(grunting)
All right, on your feet.

When a man has an empty holster,
he should not hold his hand

behind his back.

Here is your gun.

Now go on.

So what's the matter?

You got the eyes all flooded
with the tears again, huh?

Everything gonna be all right.

He'll never come back now,
Pancho.

Once his mother gets ahold of
him, he'll never come back.

Heh heh, mothers, madre.

What's the matter, you little
kid?

You don't know too much about
love.

Didn't you never hear about the
great 'Julio and Romiette,' eh?

You mean Romeo and Juliet,
don't you?

Yeah, that's what I say,
'Julio and Romiette.'

You know, you are just like my
cousin Guadalupe, she was a

little devil.

You know, she, she fight so hard
to get her man, and she--

but pretty soon she got him all
right, eh?

And are they happy together
now?

Oh, yeah, happy as cats and
dogs.

And they fight that way.

And even when they fight, they
are happy.

Pancho, you've made me feel
better.

(Pancho laughing)
I think I'll go and stand

beside Ted.

Good.

Made up your mind?

I'm not giving her up.

So that's the way you feel?

I'm sorry, Mother, but that's
it.

That's it, is it?

Well, let me tell you something,
young man.

See this?

Yes, I see it.

It happens to be a new will
I've just made.

If you don't agree here and now
to drop that girl, I'm cutting

you off without a cent or an
acre.

But I happen to be the last
of the Landry's.

That won't mean a thing if
you go against me.

I'll leave everything I've got
to Emery.

You think a bluff like
that'll change my mind?

Do you give up that girl?

Or do I sign this?

You've got one minute to make up
your mind.

I don't need a minute.

Sign it.

I'm not giving up Ellen for you
or anyone else.

Well, I guess that's that.

He walked out on you.

What are you trying to do?

Rub it in?

Oh, not me, ma'am.

I'm on your side.

All the time.

Then keep quiet.

Yes, ma'am.

But first I want to say thanks.

I've always admired you,
Mrs. Landry.

But I never knew you thought so
much of me.

What are you talking about?

Naming me in your will.

Don't be a fool.

You don't think I mean to let
that stand?

Why not?

You told Ted you were gonna
let it stand.

I made this will as a bluff.

Ted called me on it, so I'll try
something else.

This gets torn up.

I'll take charge of that,
Mrs. Landry.

What are you trying to prove?

Well, ma'am, when you signed
this will, you gave me a chance

to be the richest man in Texas.

Now, you don't think I'm gonna
let that get away from me,

do ya?

I don't know what you can do
about it.

I'll simply make another will.

That's one thing I don't
intend to let you do,

Mrs. Landry.

(nearby gunshot)
That shot came from the

judge's house.

Hey, what's happened?

Mrs. Landry!

Leach, you are now working for
the most powerful man in Texas--

me.

Young man and the others are
coming this way.

Is the girl with them?

No.

Good.

Here, you take care of this.

Good care of it.

That's Mrs. Landry's will.

Listen, you go get the horses
and bring 'em around to the

front door.

I'll circle the house and come
in behind Landry and the others.

(cloth tearing)
That's my mother.

Is she dead?

If she is, the girl killed
her.

Why, that's a lie.

Let the girl say it's a lie.

What did your mother tell you
when you came here?

She'd just made out her new
will.

She told me that if I didn't
give up Ellen, she was going to

cut me off without a cent.

She was going to leave
everything to Emery.

What about this, Emery?

I don't know anything about a
will.

Search me if you don't believe
me.

He gave the will to Leach.

We can settle this very
quick.

May I have your gun?

Help yourself.

(gun firing)
Well, Mr. Canteen

Sharpshooter, how you like that
one, huh?

(chuckling)
Oh, Cisco and Pancho.

Come on in.

We just stopped by to say
goodbye.

I've been an old fool.

But I want you all to know how
grateful I am for what you did.

Especially you two.

I, um, figure I owe you these.

(Cisco whistling)
Oh, Pancho, look at these.

Canteen!

Thank you, señora.

Gracias, señora.

You will come back for the
wedding, won't you?

Hey, come back-- we gonna
come back and maybe be the best

mans, eh?

(laughing)
Hasta la vista.

Hey, Cisco, let's went, eh?

Adios, and good luck to all
of you.

Thank you.

Well, Cisco, we do it for the
señorita, eh?

We ride out in the West like
young Lock-in-the-jar.

Lock in the jar?

Not lock in the jar, Pancho.

Lochinvar.

That's what I say,
Lock-in-the-jar.

Oh, Pancho!

(laughing)
Oh, Cisco!

(laughing)
Cisco, do we have to leave

all our good friends now?

Only until next time, Pancho.

Adios, amigos!