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Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West,

The Cisco Kid!

Diablo, you'll get a drink, too, as soon as we fill our

canteens.

That look like pretty good water, don't it?

Heh heh, sure does, Pancho.

Eh, good and wet, anyhow.

What?

(laughing) (gun cocking)

(gun firing) Pancho, take my horse!

Whoah, whoah.

Say, what's all this shooting about?

You can't use this water hole.

Get moving.

And why should we do that, señor?

Because Mrs. Isabel Landry said so.

It's on her property.

Well, I don't wish to argue with Mrs. Landry.

But I'm pretty sure that this is open range.

You seem to like this water hole.

Since this is the only one in 50 miles, I have to like it.

Then maybe you'd like to sit in it.

(gun firing) You better keep that holster

buttoned up.

Seems like that Mrs. Landry, she's like an old piece of

rawhide, eh, Cisco?

Pretty hard to get along with, I guess.

Yes, Pancho, she is most unreasonable.

And you know something?

What?

I think we ought to go and tell her so.

Yeah.

Come on.

Let's went, yeah.

Ted!

Where are you?

I want to talk to you!

I'll get him for you, Mrs. Landry.

He just rode up with that girl I was telling you about.

I'm quite sure he can find me by himself.

Ted!

You want me, Mother?

Why do you think I've been yelling for you?

What's all this about you getting cow-eyed over one of the

maids?

Who told you that?

Never mind who told me.

Which one of the maids is it?

I guess I'm the one you're talking about, Mrs. Landry.

Ellen Marland.

I might have known.

From now on, you're to have nothing to do with my son.

I'm in love with him, Mrs. Landry, and he's in love

with me.

We're going to be married.

You're going to be what?

Get out!

Now, wait a minute, Mother.

You stay out of this!

Do you think I brought you here and fed and housed you so you

could marry my son for the money he'll inherit?

I beg your pardon, Mrs. Landry, you can't talk to

me like that.

Don't tell me what I can't do in my own home, young woman.

Emery.

Yes, ma'am.

I want this ungrateful little upstart out of here, bag and

baggage, today.

Take her into town.

And she's not to set foot on my property again.

Do you understand?

Yes, ma'am, I understand.

I'll hitch up the buckboard.

Pack your things.

Now, Mother.

You've heard all I've got to say.

Hey, Pancho.

You better stay here with the horses and keep an eye open.

Heh, I'll keep two eyes open, Cisco.

Hello?

Hello?

Anybody here?

What do you want here?

I came to see Mrs. Isabel Landry.

What about?

Señor, I would prefer to tell her that myself.

Well, I'm the ramrod of this outfit, mister, you can tell me.

What have you got in your hand?

I am sure you have seen these before.

A man drinks out of them.

Are you trying to be funny with me?

Now look, hombre.

I am trying to keep my patience.

I came here to see the mistress of the ranch.

Now, will you find her for me?

Or must I look for her myself?

That's the man that did it.

The man who did what?

Threw me in the south line water hole.

He and his partner wouldn't get off the ranch when I told him it

was Mrs. Landry's orders.

So you let him toss you in the drink, huh?

It was a trick.

But you should have seen their canteens.

I shot 'em full of holes.

That's exactly why I came here.

I expect to collect full repayment for this ruined

canteen, and another one in the same condition.

Oh, you do, do you?

Well, it-- (chuckling)

You mean you expect to collect from Mrs. Landry?

Definitely.

How do you like that?

He expects to collect from Mrs. Landry.

You know, I think we ought to let her talk to him.

Don't you?

I think he deserves it.

He sure does.

Mister, you just stay right here.

Mrs. Landry'll be happy to talk to you.

You just wait right here.

Thank you very much, señor.

You are very kind.

Mm.

(girl crying) (Pancho chuckling)

Ooh, boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo, well.

You make a flood with your eyes.

Why all the tears?

How can anybody be so unhappy, eh?

What they do, send you away?

I got-- Huh, what's this?

Hey, what made that so heavy?

What you got in there, lead?

They sew buckshot in the hem.

To keep it from blowing in the wind.

Buckshot, in this?

Ooh, heh, I would hate to get hit on top of the head with

that, eh?

Hey, come here.

Why are you unhappy?

Some man?

No, a woman.

A woman who won't let her son take a deep breath without her

permission!

Mm, you are talking about Mrs. Landry, huh?

Yes, and if her son had any gumption--

Don't say it, Ellen.

Ted!

Ted, I thought you weren't even going to come and say goodbye.

Excuse me.

Señor, could I ask you a question, eh?

Well, who are you?

Why are you so curious about us?

Oh, I don't know why I am c-curious that way, but, I guess

because I like the storybooks.

Uh, and one time about Don Quixote.

But you know, Don Quixote, he never did like to see the young

people in trouble, or, you know.

(chuckling) You are young Señor Landry,

don't you?

Yes.

And, heh, you want to marry with this little girl, eh?

That's it.

And the madre, eh, she say no?

You know, one time there was a young caballero, and he jump

up on the balconies and he want to take his girl.

He got into lots of trouble, too.

That's right, there was.

A very brave young caballero.

He climbed a ladder to fetch his sweetheart and they ran away

together.

Yeah, they 'elopez.' You mean, 'elope.'

Elopes, elopez, eh, what difference does that--

Hey, I got an idea.

I'm Mrs. Landry.

Pardon me, señora.

Don't bother taking your hat off, you're not staying.

What do they call you?

They call me the Cisco Kid.

I came here to see you about this.

My men just told me about it.

They said you expect me to pay for it.

And for another one in the same condition.

Don't be ridiculous.

You trespassed on my land and attacked my men when they warned

you off.

Ah, but señora, you are in error.

I only fought when I was attacked.

I prefer to believe them.

I have no intention of paying for that.

I do not argue with a lady, particularly when she is so

charming.

You win, señora.

And usually the winner gets a prize.

Please, accept this with my compliments.

Adios, señora.

Those horses over there on this ranch, they belong to you?

Some of them are mine.

Then if you borrowed two of them, it wouldn't be stealing,

huh?

But he's going to put them away pretty soon.

How do you expect to get them then?

Oh, he's got to take them to water, don't he?

Tell you what you do.

You put on that buckshot cape, and-- don't go away, though.

I call you, huh?

Let me out of here!

Let me out of here!

That was easy.

What is this all about, Pancho?

Well, Pancho was trying to help us elope.

Yeah, now all you got to do is to take your horses and go

out that way.

Wait a minute.

You can't get out that way.

Look.

Emery.

See what I mean?

I can't make a move around here.

I guess it's no use.

Wait, I've got an idea.

Let's get these horses out of here quick.

All of us, get over there, quick.

All right, get on.

Be quick.

Never mind that, something's wrong over there.

Let me out of here, will ya?

(overlapping chatter) Let me out, let me out!

Let me out!

Go ahead, and good luck!

Ted's going with her!

He's not going anyplace.

He might not know it, but this is just the break I need.

This ranch'll be mine yet.

Bring him back, Leach.

With bullets if you have to!

We'll never get away.

These horses are too tired.

We can hold them off.

No, Pancho.

Remember what happened to our canteens?

And you heard him say to shoot on sight.

They might get Ellen.

That's right.

We can't take any chances with these kids.

I've got a better idea.

Dismount, all of you.

Look!

Cisco, this thing is choking me to the death, and this thing

is all full of buckshot, feel it.

(Cisco chuckling) Another trick.

Well, you're gonna ride back and explain this to Mrs. Landry.

Don't try something.

We are not going to explain anything to Mrs. Landry.

And will you give her our congratulations?

And tell her that in losing a boy, she has gained a daughter.

Now go on and tell her that.

You're not gonna get away with this.

She's coming after you.

You wait and see.

Go on.

Well, Pancho, amigo, I think this time, you got us really

into trouble.

Cisco, how it is that Mrs. Landry is so mean and the

señorita is so beautiful, eh?

Cisco, you see what I do to that hombre, eh?

Make him look like a sack of potatoes.

(laughing) Yes, I saw it, amigo.

I think we better get to town and get our horses back.

When they get to town, Cisco, maybe we can be the best mans

for the wedding, eh?

(laughing) Let's went.

He would be out of town.

And the judge, too.

Hey, here comes Cisco and Pancho.

Well, I hope we are not too late for the wedding.

Looks like there might not be a wedding.

What?

The justice of the peace and the judge both are out of town.

We've decided to take the next stage and keep on going east.

We're gonna get married somewhere.

Señorita, I think this gonna look better on you.

(chuckling) There you are.

Thank you both.

We're going to wait at the stage depot.

And thanks again for everything.

Too bad, eh, Cisco?

Well, Cisco, I think I'll go water the horses.

You know, Cisco, I think they should take the road north to

Willow Bend.

There's a preacher there.

That's right, Pancho.

I think I'd better tell them.

Pancho just thought of a town that you can find a preacher.

It's Willow Bend, north of here.

Of course, I don't know why I didn't think of that myself.

Trouble, Cisco.

What kind of trouble?

Mrs. Landry just drive into town.

She did?

It'll be all right, honey.

As soon as the stage pulls in, we'll get out of here.

Where is the señora?

She go to the judge's house.

Keep on looking.

No sign of 'em, Mrs. Landry.

Then find them.

I don't want my son to leave this town.

Yes, ma'am.

Wait a minute.

If those other two men are around, I want them arrested.

I'll tell the marshal.

Never mind about that, do it yourself.

I'll have you deputized later.

Yes, ma'am.

Emery, come on over to the desk.

Yes, ma'am.

She's going to try to stop us from going, I know she is.

What can we do?

I know what I'm going to do.

I'm going to Mother and have it out with her.

Oh, no, Ted, please don't.

I'm tired of taking her orders.

I've got to do it, Ellen.

Well, wait until after we get married, please, honey.

No, I've got to do it now.

Cisco, will you go with me?

All right.

Wait a minute, Ted.

I'm afraid I'm only going to go part of the way with you.

You go on ahead.

What are you doing here, hombre?

Making sure you don't leave town.

You're under arrest.

You have the right to arrest me?

Never mind that.

You've done nothing but give me trouble.

Now I'm gonna give you some.

Get your hands up!

(grunting) All right, on your feet.

When a man has an empty holster, he should not hold his hand

behind his back.

Here is your gun.

Now go on.

So what's the matter?

You got the eyes all flooded with the tears again, huh?

Everything gonna be all right.

He'll never come back now, Pancho.

Once his mother gets ahold of him, he'll never come back.

Heh heh, mothers, madre.

What's the matter, you little kid?

You don't know too much about love.

Didn't you never hear about the great 'Julio and Romiette,' eh?

You mean Romeo and Juliet, don't you?

Yeah, that's what I say, 'Julio and Romiette.'

You know, you are just like my cousin Guadalupe, she was a

little devil.

You know, she, she fight so hard to get her man, and she--

but pretty soon she got him all right, eh?

And are they happy together now?

Oh, yeah, happy as cats and dogs.

And they fight that way.

And even when they fight, they are happy.

Pancho, you've made me feel better.

(Pancho laughing) I think I'll go and stand

beside Ted.

Good.

Made up your mind?

I'm not giving her up.

So that's the way you feel?

I'm sorry, Mother, but that's it.

That's it, is it?

Well, let me tell you something, young man.

See this?

Yes, I see it.

It happens to be a new will I've just made.

If you don't agree here and now to drop that girl, I'm cutting

you off without a cent or an acre.

But I happen to be the last of the Landry's.

That won't mean a thing if you go against me.

I'll leave everything I've got to Emery.

You think a bluff like that'll change my mind?

Do you give up that girl?

Or do I sign this?

You've got one minute to make up your mind.

I don't need a minute.

Sign it.

I'm not giving up Ellen for you or anyone else.

Well, I guess that's that.

He walked out on you.

What are you trying to do?

Rub it in?

Oh, not me, ma'am.

I'm on your side.

All the time.

Then keep quiet.

Yes, ma'am.

But first I want to say thanks.

I've always admired you, Mrs. Landry.

But I never knew you thought so much of me.

What are you talking about?

Naming me in your will.

Don't be a fool.

You don't think I mean to let that stand?

Why not?

You told Ted you were gonna let it stand.

I made this will as a bluff.

Ted called me on it, so I'll try something else.

This gets torn up.

I'll take charge of that, Mrs. Landry.

What are you trying to prove?

Well, ma'am, when you signed this will, you gave me a chance

to be the richest man in Texas.

Now, you don't think I'm gonna let that get away from me,

do ya?

I don't know what you can do about it.

I'll simply make another will.

That's one thing I don't intend to let you do,

Mrs. Landry.

(nearby gunshot) That shot came from the

judge's house.

Hey, what's happened?

Mrs. Landry!

Leach, you are now working for the most powerful man in Texas--

me.

Young man and the others are coming this way.

Is the girl with them?

No.

Good.

Here, you take care of this.

Good care of it.

That's Mrs. Landry's will.

Listen, you go get the horses and bring 'em around to the

front door.

I'll circle the house and come in behind Landry and the others.

(cloth tearing) That's my mother.

Is she dead?

If she is, the girl killed her.

Why, that's a lie.

Let the girl say it's a lie.

What did your mother tell you when you came here?

She'd just made out her new will.

She told me that if I didn't give up Ellen, she was going to

cut me off without a cent.

She was going to leave everything to Emery.

What about this, Emery?

I don't know anything about a will.

Search me if you don't believe me.

He gave the will to Leach.

We can settle this very quick.

May I have your gun?

Help yourself.

(gun firing) Well, Mr. Canteen

Sharpshooter, how you like that one, huh?

(chuckling) Oh, Cisco and Pancho.

Come on in.

We just stopped by to say goodbye.

I've been an old fool.

But I want you all to know how grateful I am for what you did.

Especially you two.

I, um, figure I owe you these.

(Cisco whistling) Oh, Pancho, look at these.

Canteen!

Thank you, señora.

Gracias, señora.

You will come back for the wedding, won't you?

Hey, come back-- we gonna come back and maybe be the best

mans, eh?

(laughing) Hasta la vista.

Hey, Cisco, let's went, eh?

Adios, and good luck to all of you.

Thank you.

Well, Cisco, we do it for the señorita, eh?

We ride out in the West like young Lock-in-the-jar.

Lock in the jar?

Not lock in the jar, Pancho.

Lochinvar.

That's what I say, Lock-in-the-jar.

Oh, Pancho!

(laughing) Oh, Cisco!

(laughing) Cisco, do we have to leave

all our good friends now?

Only until next time, Pancho.

Adios, amigos!