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Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West,

The Cisco Kid!

Pancho.

(grunts) Pancho!

Are you ready?

Ready, Cisco.

Cisco, been riding for two days with that buzzard to find one

little footprint of this Ron Copeland and couldn't find it.

I'm tired, Cisco!

(laughs) Pancho, I had better luck.

I got one of his men.

You did?

Yes, I did.

Now that mans that there are only four more left, including

Copeland himself, and I know where their hideout is.

Let's went.

Come on, let's go.

Look, Pancho.

There is the hideout.

It must be Copeland's.

Yeah, but there-- then was nobody there no more.

Hey, Pancho.

Hmm?

Look at these tracks.

Looks like they split here.

Three of them went down south, and one went up north.

Cisco, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

You're right, Pancho.

Copeland went alone.

Let's follow him.

(chuckles) Hey, Cisco, they won't get away

this time.

Look, when I was in town, I buy this 'telepescope,' look.

(laughter) It's a very good idea,

Pancho.

I hope you know how to use it.

I know how to use it.

Let's went, eh?

Come on, let's go.

(chuckles) Cisco, you know, this is a very

valuable thing.

(laughs) The-- the-- hey, wait a minute.

Cisco, I see somebody.

Is it Ron Copeland?

I can't tell whether it's Copeland or two other people.

I-- Hey, Pancho.

What?

Let me have that thing.

Hmm?

It is Ron Copeland.

Si?

But he's not as far as you think.

He's got too much lead on us to catch him.

Well, Cisco, I don't know how you can see things so big over

there.

Now, Pancho, you were using the telescope the wrong way.

Oh.

Now, you look through the little end and you'll see things

much bigger at this end.

See?

Try it.

Let me see-- what I don't know, Cisco, I can not

understand what are you talking about, because if-- if you see--

want to see things big, wouldn't you look in the big end to look

at the-- huh?

Like the-- what?

Pancho, I would love to explain it to you, but we don't

have time right now.

No?

We should be moving along.

If I don't miss my guess, that Copeland is heading for Beaver

City.

Come on.

Oh.

See, Pancho?

I was right.

There he is.

(fighting, grunting) What's going on here?

I am taking this man prisoner.

You ain't taking Mr. Castle anyplace.

Mr. Castle?

His name is Ron Copeland.

My name is Norman Castle.

And you'd better have a good excuse for this.

Your name is Copeland.

You're wanted in three counties.

Yeah, we follow him for a long distance.

Shut up, you!

(stammers) Why you holler so, Mr. Private?

Private?

Come inside, you two, I'll set you straight.

Straight?

All right, Pancho, let's go inside.

The marshal's out of town and I'm the closest thing to law

around here.

Now, it won't take me long to settle this thing.

Here, read this.

I signed it.

My name is Quinn.

What's yours?

My name is Pancho Miguel Fernando Gonzalez Yoreda de

Conejo, and this is Mr. Cisco Kid.

Uh, you having some trouble, Quinn?

Oh, these fellas here think his name is Copeland.

(chuckles) Well, surely there must be some mistake.

Oh, incidentally, I'm Dr. Orrin Dusman.

I've known Mr. Castle for years.

I can vouch for his identity.

Yeah, the doc here just got through passing Mr. Castle for

his Army physical.

That ought to be enough proof for you.

Yes, I'm just substituting here at the post until they can

send a regular Army doctor here.

Cisco, maybe I'm loco in the head, but this is the man we

trailed.

You're crazy in the head, all right.

Please, please, patrol your voices.

Pancho, this induction paper says that his name is Norman

Castle.

Excuse us, gentlemen.

Next time make sure before you jump a man.

Uh, this man Copeland that you speak of, you said that you

trailed him.

What for?

Was there anything serious?

Oh, he and three of his gang are wanted for robbery and

murder.

Norman, if you have any money hidden away from those

robberies-- (laughs)

I certainly wish you'd pay me my old bills.

(laughs) I don't see nothing funny

about killing and stealing and-- You don't, huh?

No, senor Corporal.

It's sergeant!

And I'd like to have you in my outfit for just 24 hours,

mister.

(laughs) You would?

Yes, and I'd make a new man out of you!

Look at yourself!

Stand up straight!

Put your heels together!

Suck in your belly!

Throw out the chest!

Chin up!

Eyes forward!

Attention!

Salute!

I didn't hear you.

Salute!

Eh, wha-- what am I doing?

I ain't in your army!

(laughs) Come along, Pancho, before you

find yourself enlisted under the sergeant's command.

Good day, gentlemen.

You worried?

I certainly am.

Say, Pancho...

Yeah?

There's something wrong around here.

You don't believe his name is Castle, do you?

Well, Cisco, that's what the papers say.

I think we'd better stay around and ask a few questions.

You know, I forget my telescope.

Well, you go get it.

I'll get us a room at the hotel.

Bueno.

(whistling) (chuckles)

Oh, it's you.

I thought you was in here.

Can you tell me where the Army recruiting office is?

The 'recrouping' office?

Yeah.

Right in the doctor's office there.

Thank you, sir.

(chuckles) Oh, there you are, Pancho.

Yes.

I got a room for ourselves.

Say, Pancho, the hotel clerk here tells me that he doesn't

know much about this Dr. Dusman, except that he's lived here for

about a year.

Yeah, but how long has he been doctoring for the Army,

Cisco?

Three weeks.

It's very funny, Pancho.

Only three weeks.

(chuckles) You know, I just met a fella

outside who wanted to learn how to be a soldier, Cisco, but

maybe if it means that red corporal who talks so much,

maybe he won't want to learn how to be--oh, to be a soldier,

Cisco, you know you gotta walk straight, and-- and-- and pull

in your chin, and stick out your belly, and salute at attention

like that.

Company, hut!

(impersonating sergeant) Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco,

seis, come on, hut!

Hey, hup, hola, siete, hey, hey there.

(laughs) Cisco, look.

That's the young fella just talked to me.

(thump) Come on!

Honest, mister, I got to get in the Army.

I'm as sound as a dollar.

Now get on your way!

The doc says you're not fit for the Army, and don't give me any

more of your lip!

Hey, what happened to you?

I don't rightly know.

I sure want to get in the Army.

I've been walking for two days and nights.

I guess I'm kind of weak.

(laughs) With that much walking, there

wouldn't be much time to eat, would it?

You're right.

Hey, Pancho, we were going to the restaurant, weren't we?

Huh?

Yo--oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, si.

Come on with us.

Come on.

The boy just went away with those two strangers.

What do you want me to do, cheer?

I don't think you should've beat up that kid.

I don't see what you've got to worry about, Copeland.

That's right, stop fretting.

I told you the name Norman Castle belongs to a dead man.

That's the name you're using.

The doc here saw him buried.

You know he can't take any chances himself.

That didn't fool Cisco and Pancho.

What if they found out your real name?

Would that worry you?

I'm only worried about one thing.

I hope the real Quinn was as handsome as me when he was

alive.

(laughter) Yeah.

All right, all right, have your laugh.

What about my two men?

Well, when they get here I'll have dead men's names for them,

too.

I don't think Orrin here makes a very good doc.

He's lost too many of his patients.

Considering the amount of education I've had, I think I've

done pretty well.

I think you've done too well.

I don't see why we have to split our $250 bounty money with you.

Oh, look, don't be greedy.

After all, I did get this job for the Army, didn't I?

You know, it seems to me that you two men need me.

Oh, get off his back.

That's only chicken feed compared to what we're really

gonna get.

All right.

I got to ride out and meet my boys.

Yeah, and I got to meet the major.

Well, doc, don't take any of your own prescriptions.

(laughs) I sure do thank you.

You're welcome.

Now, go on with your story.

I heard about the Army taking in men and paying them $250

bounty.

I wanted to send the money to my folks back home.

What did they tell you at the recruiting office?

Not much, Cisco.

He didn't even give me an examination.

He started right off talking about the bounty money.

It's funny, isn't it, Cisco?

It certainly is, Pancho.

Pat, you mean to think that if you gave the bounty money to the

doctor, he'd pass you through right away?

I'm pretty sure he wanted part of it.

But Pancho, it looks very much like the sergeant and the doctor

are selling Army enlistments.

Pat, you're going back to the recruiting office with me.

Pancho, you'd better go over to the Army post and have a talk

with the commanding officer there.

I know he'll want to know about this.

What I want to know, why that soldier, Quinn, he yell so loud?

(laughter) Come on, let's go.

Doctor, I think you should take another look at Mr. Pierce.

He feels much better.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes, you look a lot better, son.

Unbutton your shirt, will you?

Thank you, Doctor.

You know, it's a great responsibility, passing a man to

the Army.

Uh, tell you what I want you to do, son.

I want you take a deep breath, and then count three.

All right.

(breathes in) Hold it.

One, two, three.

That's right, deep breaths.

Hey, am I seeing something?

Huh, senor Copeland, who sometimes calls himself senor

Castle, is meeting someone?

Huh.

I wonder if Cisco was right.

He say to look in the little end to make things big-- no, that

couldn't be right.

(laughs) Maybe Cisco was right.

I'm upside down.

What are you doing out here?

Well, I was just testing this 'telepescope' here. (chuckles)

It changes how everything looks, huh? (laughs)

Let me see that thing.

Ye-- yeah, look at that mountain over there.

It's pretty, eh?

No!

And if you're trying to look like a soldier, keep the ball of

that foot of yours out of that stirrup.

Si, lieutenant.

Lieutenant?

I'm not a lieutenant, I'm a sergeant!

Sergeant Quinn, halt!

Dismount!

There you are, young man.

Now, you report to Major McBride.

He'll give you a voucher that you can cash at the bank for

your bounty money.

Thank you, sir.

Mm-hmm.

Say, Doctor, doesn't Mr. Pierce owe you something?

Oh, no.

(laughs) No, no, not at all.

You see, the Army gives me $1 for every man that I examine.

Oh, I see.

Well, thank you very much, Doctor.

Good day to you, sir.

Quite all right, thank you.

Cisco, I was riding to the Army post like you told me when

I see through my telescope two men meet Mr. Copeland.

But they were so little, I-- I-- I didn't know which end of the

telescope to look through.

Just a moment, Pancho.

Now, you say you were riding towards the Army post when you

saw two men meet Copeland.

Who were they?

Cisco, I don't know.

They were so far away.

I-- I didn't know which end of the telescope to-- I--

Never mind, Pancho.

Just tell me, what did you find out at the Army post?

At the Army post, they told me the commanding officer, he

was away riding a patrol.

It was-- eh-- what kind of a horse is a "patrol"?

(laughs) Pancho, a patrol is not a horse.

He was just riding around the country to see that everything

was safe.

Nothing is safe around here, Cisco.

And the-- what are you gonna do now?

Well, Pancho, I think I'd like to have another look at

those papers at the doctor's office that I saw on the desk

there, particularly that list of names.

Bueno, aye.

Whoa, wait a minute.

What?

Not now.

After dark, amigo.

Bueno.

(door closes loudly) Shh.

(chuckles) Here you are, Pancho.

Here is the list of names.

"Jim Quinn, Norman Castle, Thad Brown, John Webster, Frank

Moore, John Coke, Russell Rogers."

Pancho, there's a line been drawn through these names, and

it's been scratched out.

Cisco, there's Quinn and Castle, we know them, but this

Brown and Webster, who they are?

I have an idea, Pancho.

Here, hold this paper.

(laughs) Just as I thought.

Look at here, Pancho.

Here are the names of dead people.

There's a whole list of them.

Here, Quinn, Castle, Brown, Webster, and others.

Pancho, they're the same names.

I don't understand.

It's very simple.

You know what this doctor is doing?

He is giving to the outlaws the names of his dead patients.

Yeah, but he's got a line drawn through four of them here,

Cisco.

But sure, Pancho, that was Copeland and his other three

men.

(gasps) Oh, Quinn and the other two men

I see him with today, huh?

That's right.

You know, this man has quite the scheme.

Here, give me the paper.

Come on.

(horses approaching) Okay.

Over here.

(clears throat) (thump)

Oh!

(fighting, grunting) Chin up!

Eyes right!

(laughs) Now, at ease.

(groans) (laughs)

Now you salute.

(laughs) Cisco.

(laughs) You make a very poor soldier,

Mr. Corporal.

You can't salute.

(spits) Is there any more like you left

out there, eh?

Not standing, Pancho.

Come on, let's go.

You fellas know who that was, don't you?

Cisco and Pancho.

Now, look, I told you that something was gonna happen.

(grunts) Somebody's been looking

through that desk.

Now, look, Copeland, and you too, Wade, let's just call this

whole thing right off.

Stop calling me Wade!

Oh, I'm sorry!

I just happen to be a little nervous, that's all.

You're getting cold feet too, ain't you?

Look, you've got your new names.

You're in the Army.

Now let's just let it go at that.

This Cisco will snoop around a little bit longer, and he'll

find out that I ain't a real doctor.

What's that got to do with it?

We pull the big job in the morning and then we head south.

Sure, when the Army comes looking for us, all they'll find

is four dead, missing soldiers.

It's perfect, ain't it, doc?

You can just count me out.

Count you out?

Yeah.

Why, you old quack, you know too much.

We'll count you out!

You know, I'm pretty.

Don't you think I'm a pretty good-looking guy, Cisco?

Yes, Pancho, all but your face.

Well, you look for yourself.

Mm, not bad.

You're right, Pancho.

Thank you.

Come quick, Cisco, Doc Dusman's been shot.

What?

I came in town to get my bounty and the bank ain't open

yet.

I go to Doc's office, and there he was.

Come on, Pancho.

Okay, Pancho, give me a hand.

(groans) What happened, Doctor?

Did Copeland shoot you?

(weakly) Yes.

Copeland.

We-- we argued.

Cisco, I'm not a real doctor.

I'm sorry I've-- I've caused all this trouble.

Why did Copeland shoot you?

(breathing heavily) Why?

He wanted me to go on another job with him.

Job?

What kind of a job?

They're going to hold up the Army paymaster wagon.

Pretty soon, now.

Just...

two miles east...

of the fork in the...

in the Beaver City road.

Copeland and his three men?

Oh, it's my fault.

Well, Pancho, there's nothing anymore we can do for him.

Here, give me a hand, come on.

What are we gonna do now, Cisco?

The marshal is still out of town.

Shall I ride out and tell the paymaster not to ship the money?

It's too late for that now.

We'd like to catch them red-handed.

Yeah, but we've got to hurry up and went.

We can't do it standing here.

In a little while, Pancho.

Well, Pat, even though the Army doesn't know it, you're going to

earn your first decoration.

Anything you say, Cisco, but how?

We'll show you.

Hey, Wade, it's coming.

Well, what do you know?

They let that green kid haul the paymaster's money.

Made to order for us.

Hyah!

Whoa.

All right, soldier boy, get down off that wagon!

Where's the dough?

In the bag.

Get it, Wade.

(thud) (fighting, grunting)

Pat, this was a job well done.

Thank you, Cisco.

Stand up straight!

Pull in your belly!

Up with your chin!

Stick out your chest!

Re-- attention!

Hands off!

Hey, Pancho, bring your prisoner here.

First I'm teaching him to be a good soldier.

See how straight he stands, eh?

Gee, willikers, my folks will sure be proud of me, even if I

am just acting recruiting officer.

Well, you've earned yourself a promotion, Pat.

(chuckles) Yeah.

And this senor Sergeant and his friends, they will get to the

court martial right away, eh?

Yep.

That's right, Pancho.

Copeland and his two men will be kicked out of the Army and

turned over to the sheriff.

The Army doesn't want those kind of men.

(laughs) No, I know.

Oh, I almost forget to remember, I got something I want to give

to you, see?

Is 'eyescope.' It is good, eh, if you know how

to use it, and Pancho will show you.

You take it like that, see?

And then it-- the-- the-- (gasps) Oh, Cisco!

There's a big octopus is after me!

He's in there!

Look out!

Wait a minute, Pancho.

Oh.

(laughs) It's just a little bug.

See?

(laughs) Oh, Pancho!

(laughter) Oh, Cisco!

(laughter) Well, this is where we leave

you, amigos.

But we'll be back soon.

Look for us!

(laughter)