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In the last episode of The Adventures of
Lena and Woodley, Cole became an
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international jewel thief.
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And Frank was the sole survivor of a
plane crash in the African Congo.
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Hang on.
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That's not what happened.
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Oh, yeah, I know. I'm just trying to
freak out the people who watched last
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You know, make them go, hey, I don't
remember seeing that.
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Just tell them what happened. Oh, okay.
Will we show the titles first? Sure.
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I got the feeling.
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Got a bit of an inkling.
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This is gonna be one of those days.
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This is the show about me.
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And me. And all the things I do and all
the things I see.
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And also what I see. I get the feeling.
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Got a bit of an inkling.
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As long as we're together, it'll be
okay.
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In the last episode of The Adventures of
Lena and Woodley... You are the baby
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photographers, aren't you?
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Oh, no, we're going to... What's his
name?
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Chris.
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Chris.
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The photographer's great, Mr Drysdale.
Your son is so photogenic.
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Do I look like the kind of person who
takes hands from someone else's
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area? There's been a mix -up. Quick,
quick, quick. You go and get the real
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Chris.
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And I'll tell Mr Drysdale he's got the
wrong baby, OK?
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I'm taking the baby back. Franklin, you
ought to.
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We'll probably spend the rest of our
lives in jail.
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Hello!
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I'm a big governor, and this is my
wife's baby boy.
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We're expecting her for jail.
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No baby here.
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Okay, you can go, thanks.
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What the hell are we doing?
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We've stolen a baby. We've stolen a
bloody baby.
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Come on, tiger.
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Come on, walk to me.
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The baby's a week old.
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Little Chris can't walk anywhere.
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Well, that's the kind of negative
parenting that I've come to expect from
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Your dog saved our baby.
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We thought it was going to attack the
child.
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My dog's never bitten a child in its
life.
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You're a good boy, aren't you, hey?
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Oh,
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you're
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gorgeous.
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You're a beautiful, adorable...
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I'm sure you just carry on about
nothing. There's nothing... Hello!
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Oh, yeah!
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What
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are
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we going to do? I mean, we haven't got
any other nappies.
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Um, we'll get a towel and we'll cut a
nappy -style square out of it.
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idea, Colin. That's a very good idea,
actually. Hey, what are you doing?
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my towel.
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Oh, I didn't even realise. I just
grabbed the first one I saw. Well, why
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have to use my towel?
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Well, why do we have to use my towel?
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Look, this is ridiculous.
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This is so petty. Look, it doesn't worry
me whose towel we use.
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Well, it doesn't worry me either,
really. Okay, well, if it doesn't worry
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and it doesn't worry me, we've just got
to use one of the towels. So let's just
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use your towel.
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Colin! Start that again, please.
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We haven't got time for that nonsense.
We're in a hurry. Quick, pass me your
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towel.
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Okay, there you go.
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Hang on. Okay, fine. We'll use my towel.
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While we're arguing, the little baby is
suffering in there with a dirty nappy.
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Why don't we just make a decision we're
using my towel?
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It'll be better this way anyway.
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Good. Well, why will it be better this
way?
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Well, my, uh... My towel's more
hygienic.
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It'll be cleaner. I think my towel's
cleaner. All right, we'll use your
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Well, you turned around rather quickly.
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Okay, we'll use my towel. Good.
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We're going to use Carl's towel to...
That
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was my towel.
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Oh, was it?
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Oh, sorry. Oh, well, it doesn't matter
anyway.
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That's right, it doesn't matter, so
we'll use your towel.
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I thought I was an octopus.
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Right, let's get that little nappy on
you, you little noona, don't you?
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Bit, bit.
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I can't stand it.
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I can't stand it anymore!
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Hey. Get off me!
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Hey, come on. You knew that having a
little one would put extra strain on our
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relationship.
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What? But come on, for better or for
worse.
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Can you stop this marriage crisis?
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Are you saying that you want a divorce?
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If you say one more word about us being
married, you'll be sorry.
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There's another woman, isn't there?
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about all this ridiculous nonsense I've
been carrying on with.
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It's just that having this strange baby
in our house, it's really freaked me
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out.
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Yeah, I'm sorry too. I probably haven't
been the best husband in the...
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Okay.
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I'm sorry, love.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Hello, Sergeant.
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Hello. Is it on? I don't know. How do
you get it to record?
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I don't know. What does that light do?
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I don't know. Does that mean it's on?
Well, I'm not sure. Yeah, I think we're
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meant to be speaking now.
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Cole! Cole! Pick up the phone! There's
some cops coming up to the flat!
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh. I wonder who that was.
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Oh, well, I guess we'll never know.
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So, how are you doing? Do you want some
coffee? Tea?
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Biscuit? Cake? Do you want to sit down?
Or do you want to... Are you fine? Are
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you good? Are you well?
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Interesting. Fascinating. Hi.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hello.
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Are you fine? Are you good? Are you
well? Like, how are you? Tell me, would
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like to sit down and have a cup of tea
or a coffee? The message said to hide
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something. Hide what?
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Drug!
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Yeah,
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the drugs.
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See, we're international drug barons.
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And we've got drugs stashed all over
this place.
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So, now that we've been caught, might as
well hand them over.
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There you go.
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Well, Might as well take us away.
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These are aspirin. These are legal
drugs.
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Really?
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Legal?
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Are you serious?
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How embarrassing.
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All that effort to run that worldwide
secretive drug ring and, you know,
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just legal.
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How silly of us.
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I actually hear about a missing baby.
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Baby? Baby.
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Uh...
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Get rid of the ploppy pants.
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What was that?
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What ploppy pants?
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No, I didn't say ploppy pants. I said,
uh, poppy plant.
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Not ploppy pants.
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See, we've got heaps of opium poppy
plants all around the flat. Yeah, hidden
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everywhere. Oh, yeah, here's one. Here's
one just here.
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That's a cactus.
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Cactus.
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Really?
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Is it?
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Let's get out of here, council.
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It's a waste of time.
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Who's next on the list?
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Well, we've located everyone on the
scene except for an Indian couple called
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Govinda and Mirabai.
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They seem to have disappeared into thin
air.
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And the only other people we haven't
spoken to are the Drysdales. All right,
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let's get out of here. Let's go.
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Bye -bye, then.
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Bye -bye, bye -bye.
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Me, me, me.
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Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Me, me,
me, me.
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I'm Steve McQueen. Me, me, me.
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Me, me, me, me, me. From the Great
Escape.
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Me, me, me.
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Me, me. Me, me. I'm getting away from
you cops. Me, me, me, me. I'm taking all
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the drugs with me. Me, me, me.
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Me, me.
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Me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me, me.
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Did you hear what they said? They're
going to the Drysdale's now.
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Give me an idea.
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We'll follow them to the Drysdale. We'll
find out where they live. We'll swap
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the babies and then take the other baby
back to the hospital with an anonymous
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note. I agree. It's unanimous.
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No, it's anonymous. It's pronounced
anonymous.
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No, don't wake him. Don't wake him.
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We finally got him to sleep. It wouldn't
be fair.
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One of us will have to stay here and
look after the baby, and the other one
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have to follow the cop and find out
where the Drysdale's live.
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And then we'll swap the babies back
later.
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Okay, I'll stay with the baby.
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I'm not leaving you alone with the baby.
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All right, I'll follow the cops. Where
are the car keys?
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The car keys?
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There's no way I'm going to let you
drive the car.
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Well, how am I going to follow the cops?
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I told you, Carl, this is definitely the
house.
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And this is the baby's room.
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There's a bassinet, and there's an
Australian animal mobile with all sorts
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marsupials on it.
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There's a koala, and a kangaroo, and a
platypus.
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Although, technically, the platypus is
not a marsupial. It's actually one of
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only two egg -laying mammals known as
monotremes. The other is an echidna.
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I don't give a stuff about your biology
lesson. Let's just swap the babies and
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get out of here.
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All right.
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Well, congratulations on the boy again.
He must be so proud.
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You don't mind if I take these empty
cans with me, do you?
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Actually, we have a man who comes and
collects our cans.
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Oh, yeah, I know, but I thought, as long
as I'm here, you know... So, it's his
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designated area.
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OK,
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I'll lower this one down. You swap them
and bring the other baby up.
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Darling, don't you worry.
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Oh, fantastic.
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Now we've stolen two babies. Frank,
there's no time to chat. We must run
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the speed of a thousand gazelles.
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Get the lamp, the stupid bloody lamp.
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I've got a plan. I've got a plan.
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Good, good, good, good. We're going to
drive really fast.
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Good plan.
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Catch up to the truck.
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Good plan. Get really close. Good plan.
And then you're going to climb out the
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window onto the bonnet and grab the
babies.
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Bad plan.
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Well I don't know what you're doing!
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I'm okay, Carl!
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I'm okay!
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I know I've got a lot of cans, but
honestly, they all came from my
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designated area.
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Not in there.
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Did you turn me in?
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You bastards!
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I swear this is the first time I've ever
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taken cans from someone else's
designated area.
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This is terrible, Colt.
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We're going to spend the rest of our
lives in prison.
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Frank.
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Leave it to me.
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I'm sure I'll be able to explain.
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Next time, I explain.
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All about me. All about me, Mom. And all
the things I do.
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And all that I see.
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And all that I see. I got a feeling.
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I've got a beat about it.
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