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I love the smell of ketchup in the morning.

All right, I got a hot dog with ketchup and a small serving of fries.

Yes, can I also get one with mustard?

You got it.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Didn't think this one through, did you?

I think you might have dropped this.

Thanks so much for thinking of me. Just don't forget about tonight, all right?

Oh,

stuck again?

Check out what I got for you.

Enjoy!

I've got presents!

All right, this one's for you. Heads up, catch!

Got it, thank you. Here, got your favorite sardines? Excellent.

Got any dessert for you? any change?

Not today, sorry. But don't you worry, because tonight, my furry friends, we

won't be eating the same old garbage. No, tonight, we'll finally be lucky

to stuff our faces and still go back for seconds. Tonight, there'll be a three

-course meal big enough for all of us. For you, for you, and even you, my shy

little munchkins. For me.

Because tonight, we're gonna celebrate.

Special forces like demons, you'd be up to stuff. Because when it's time to

fight, there's only one style that works.

That's Kraken. That's where you're wrong. It's the Force. No, Jack. It's

No, it's Kraken.

No, the Force. No, it's Suplex. No, it's Kraken.

The Force is there.

Kraken. Hey, Uncle.

Want a hot dog?

Si, go for it, Falcao.

Okay.

How you feeling about the big job? Good.

Everything's going according to plan, and tonight we celebrate.

But I got to get moving, uncles.

We got to get moving to burn off some calories to make room for the feast

going to bring us tonight.

All right? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

I'm here. I could use a little push over here.

I see.

Yeah, but I already regret telling him.

Rico, how many times I got to tell you? Call me Falcon.

Sure, sure. Whatever you want, Maurice.

Look, we got to talk. Are you sure you want to do this job? We don't even know

this guy. What's his name again?

Hans. Yeah, Hans.

Hans and his so -called short thing. Thanks, Falcon.

I'm not going to lie. He scares the heck out of me. I'm not sure we should trust

him. I mean, hitting up a hot dog stand? Fine.

A little grocery store when things are tight? Sure. But we're talking about a

train. Is it really worth the risk?

This job goes south. It's a one -way ticket to the slammer. Rico, you gotta

worrying. Come on, this is what I do.

Right, right. Like when you came up with that genius idea to pinch the pepperoni

from those dog dogs?

Thanks, Falcon.

You were this close to being dog chow. Yeah, but I got it done, didn't I?

Yeah, you always say that, but this one's too dangerous.

Let this Hans guy do it himself.

But Rico, how can we pass up the opportunity to finally have a real feast

Christmas? Just imagine, for the first time, we can all celebrate together with

full bellies, without our friends worrying which trash can our next meal's

coming from.

And who's the guy everyone expects to make it happen?

Thanks, Falcon!

You heard him. Falcon.

Whatever you say.

But please, just watch your back, Maurice.

All right, Rico. I've got to fly.

is now pulling into the station.

Why not? I kind of can't watch it.

Excuse me, could you give me a hand with my suitcase?

Of course, sir. Oh, thank you, this very much. Merry Christmas.

Where are we putting the snake?

He usually likes being somewhere dark. Let's put him in the back.

Don't worry. I'll see you in a couple of hours.

Try to get some sleep during the trip.

Hans, come in. I'm in position.

Hans, do you read me?

I read you loud and clear, Falcon.

Make your way towards the engine.

Operation Christmas Feast.

That's it, Janice. Just breathe, my little quinoa. Feel the connection to

cosmos. Oh, Jimmy, the stars are telling me we're going to be amazing parents.

Oh, you're expecting babies?

Yeah. And if our celestial stars are aligned, there should be ten of us this

Christmas. How about you, little sunflower? Are you ready for the

owner and I take the train together all the time, but I've got to say I've never

been on one like this. They say it's one of the fastest trains in the whole

world.

You sure you're connected the red to the red?

Uh, yeah, of course.

The engine has been hacked.

Good. Now to the next phase.

Oh, no, I'm telling you, this train's ultra -model. Really?

Oh, yeah, all the controls are state -of -the -art. It's cutting -edge

technology. Oh, boy, well, you know, all this tech stuff is very foreign to us.

We're just happy to lay in the sun.

And when our train arrives on time. Oh, yes, I'd hope they wouldn't be running

late on Christmas Eve.

All right, friend, you look a bit shaky.

I don't like traveling. I get motion sickness. Well, don't you worry. I'm

everything's going to be fine.

Oh, by the way, my name's Judy.

Judy.

Yes,

it's nice to meet you.

And my name is Kaka.

Coco, Coco, it's Coco. No, no, no, Kaka.

Okay, just finished an economy.

Ah, you're doing great, Falcon. Keep it up.

You all ready on the train? Yeah, I'm just waiting for someone to give me a

with my suitcase. You?

Hello, Mr.

Musician. That's a bit of a sad song you're playing, isn't it?

Do you think I have a shot at that ninja role in Toro City?

I still can't stand on my hind legs. You know the biz, Leo. The audition, no

names like us, and cast a star. We're at the bottom. Yeah, except for our

commercials for Price Mark.

Need to cut back on your spending? Well, I've got good news. At Price Mark,

we've got savings for days. Milk, fruits, cleaners, couches, gas, and

clogs. And, of course, our famous pizzas.

Don't miss out.

Price Mark. Locations are open 24 -7.

That's it. You guys are in those...

Take my commercials. I knew I'd seen you both somewhere. I can't wait to tell

the team I travel with celebrities.

Oh, I wouldn't call us celebrities.

We're C -listers at best. Day players.

Mascots. Yes, that be a modest.

I bet someday you'll both be huge stars.

But in the meantime, make sure it don't go to your head, huh?

Yeah. Falcon, you gotta wrap this up. We need to be done before the train

leaves. Okay.

Now, why would I have any sugar?

Okay, you're stuck eating kibble, aren't you? I know all about kibble. If you

had any idea what was in it, I know all about it. I have sources.

I follow people on social media. That's where the truth comes out. For example,

veggies are a lie.

But they make you think that you should eat them like five times a day. No, no,

no, no, no.

The truth is that we should only be eating sugar.

Well, ain't that something?

The gang is going to be so happy tonight.

You said it, Falcon.

Now come on, we're almost there.

It's going to cross the Devil's Bridge.

It's the biggest bridge in the whole entire... Too

easy.

Yes. All set, Hans. We have control of the train. You can unlock the food

now.

Oh.

He doesn't look that chill, does he?

That's strange.

Smells like a thief's been in here.

Hans, did you open the food supply?

We got a cop dog here. Hurry up.

Hans.

Hans, can you read me?

Hans. So it begins.

Attention. Due to a technical issue, we're asking all passengers and

to temporarily deboard the train. Attention.

Due to a technical issue, we're asking all passengers and personnel to

temporarily deboard the train.

What's happening? What are they saying?

Attention. Due to a technical issue, we're asking all passengers and

to temporarily deboard the train.

What's the delay?

Ma 'am, we should be getting on our way very soon.

Look at that. Sounds like the train's actually going to leave early. Well,

the first time for everything.

It's going to be 75 degrees today in Bay City.

And now, a word from our sponsors.

Happy trails.

Hans, we all good? The train's moving.

Maggie?

Maggie!

Oh, no!

Hans!

Hans! Well, you certainly seem like a seasoned traveler. Oh, yeah. Lisa and I

really have the travel bug. Here's a pick -up bus in Japan and one in

Quite the adventurers. We prefer to travel in the astroplane. Oh, yeah. We

go far, real far.

Coming up next, our holiday blooper reel.

Here we go with more dumb videos of cats being exploited. Do we really need to

watch more of that? Come on, it's funny.

Yes, sir. The train took off on its own, and it's moving through the city.

Yes, sir, that's right. We have no way of stopping it.

Hey, Joe, that ninja roll, is it for a film?

Oh, it's a real long shot that I get the roll. So you're a big movie buff, huh,

Doc? Oh, yeah, but my real passion's football. I mean, check it out.

I bring it everywhere.

Santa's got places to be.

Oh, no,

my sleigh.

Hey, you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Aren't you supposed to be in a cave?

like we have a free letter.

Surprise ticket check.

Show me tickets, everyone.

Well, then I'm gonna have to report you. Oh, please don't. I'm just kidding.

Have a good trip.

This stray is trying to hitch a free ride.

Typical. If he wanted a free ride, he wouldn't be trying to get off again.

I'm flipping a thief in our midst.

Me? A thief?

That's a good one, Rex.

How do you know my name? 90 % of police dogs are named Rex.

Hmm.

You're quick, but I'm still taking you in at the next stop.

You think some washed -up old pooch in a cage is going to stop the Falcon?

Falcon? A raccoon who named himself after a bird?

He's named after a bird because he can fly.

I saw him flying with my own eyes.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure you saw him flying. This is weird.

Why is the train going so fast?

There's been a lot of strange coincidences, huh, Falcon?

Why are you on this train?

So, you saw me fly before, huh?

Want to know how I learned to do it? Oh, yeah.

Well, the truth is, I've always been an orphan.

An orphaned raccoon isn't anyone's dream pet. No one wanted to take me in.

No one helped feed me. No one even looked at me.

Poor thing.

Then one day, I was looking through some trash cans. You went through the trash?

I had to feel it. Of course. What else could I do? I didn't have an owner to

fill my food bowl every day. Yes, well, I think it's more a matter of will.

Whatever. Anyway, a human snuck up on me. And then... He pulled out a rifle.

And back!

He shot me.

And took out a chunk of my ear.

He's good.

So there I was, weak and unable to feed myself. I wandered aimlessly for hours.

I was exhausted.

But just when I thought all hope was lost, a falcon spotted me from the sky.

He saved me and took me in like I was one of his own.

He even taught me the ancient ways of the falcon.

Speak!

Agility. Dexterity.

Eventually, I inherited his powers. Like supervision.

And of course, the power of flight.

And that, my friend, is how I became a Falcon.

And got this nickname.

That's so great.

It's completely ridiculous.

And this? Is this also ridiculous?

is the bullet that hit me in the ear. I've kept it with me ever since the day

got shot. To remind myself that no matter what, you never let your guard

Now, playtime's over.

Well,

I'm glad your guard's up, Falcon, because you're going straight to the

Oh, no, I'm so scared.

I've been kidnapped.

Okay, I think we may have hit something.

Must have been a flying saucer. Definitely. With aliens.

Extraterrestrials. Extraterrestrials are everywhere these days. There's tons of

videos on it. Hey, hey, do you have any sugar?

Breaking news. We're receiving numerous reports that a runaway train is speeding

its way across the peaceful town of Bay City. The train is already causing

damage, smashing through a construction site on Scott Avenue. Fortunately, there

were no injuries.

Oh,

those poor things.

I wouldn't want to be them.

Amigos, look at this. That's Falcon's train.

This is what it's all about, Johnson. Did you remember the camera battery this

time? Uh, yeah. I got it. We're good.

Johnson and Johnson, you guys are currently pursuing the train, correct?

Yes, that's right, Michael. We're actually just caught up to it now. We're

almost parallel to the tail car, the one carrying all the animals.

The train is about to pass Seagull Island. What we are witnessing here is

without a doubt the biggest railway story in the history of Bay City.

We're doing our best to bring you as close to the action as we can. I don't

to worry anyone, but I'm pretty sure the train they're talking about is this

one.

Soon the train will be outside the city and we'll be on it.

Falcon hasn't checked in yet. He might be stuck on the train.

Steven, go get Rico.

I'm told we have reporters on the ground talking to the owners of some of the

trapped animals on the train. Oh, I was devastated because my poor little Randy

is on that train.

That's my owner. She's going to save us.

Rebecca! Rebecca!

My fans can relax because my sponsor bought me a brand new dog.

So please come visit us. She replaced me.

Oh, look. You can get a photo with my new partner.

I mean, come on. Just look at him. Look at his little face.

And you have a pet on the train as well, young lady? Yeah.

Cynthia, and it seems like it's only going to get worse. A fiery, explosive

crash seems unavoidable. Huh?

Huh? Oh, my babies!

Huh?

Huh?

What, are you going to get off the bench and help us? We're not worth the risk.

I don't want to end up cooked like a pizza.

From where I'm standing, it's all going perfectly.

Because after planning this for months, I had this train and now I have complete

control. Watch this.

I can accelerate or hit the brakes.

Accelerate or brake.

Accelerate or brake.

Accelerate or brake. Accelerate or brake.

You're all at my mercy.

This guy's taking one tackle too many.

We haven't done anything to you.

You've done nothing to me, but as luck would have it, you're traveling with the

one person I've sworn vengeance on. That's right. We finally meet again.

Rex.

Huh? Do we know each other?

Huh?

Well, yeah.

Hans. The Hans gang.

Uh, no idea.

It's me. Five years ago, those kibble robberies from a bunch of vet clinics,

that was me.

My gang. Come on. We had quite the reputation.

I've arrested countless scumbags like you and Falcon.

Sometimes ten of them a day. Sorry I don't remember them all.

It doesn't matter. After today, you won't forget me.

Goodbye, Rex.

We're all gonna die.

Not gonna lie, I didn't see that in the stars.

He doesn't remember me.

Do not remember me, Rex. Get out!

You have no idea what it's like to spend five years in the pound.

To lose your gang.

And to rot in the middle of nowhere.

So just you wait and see.

Now get off.

Rex! Rex!

Rex!

Why is this happening? What did we do to deserve this? Hey, you, don't just

stand there. It's game. time. Everyone calm down. We'll figure this out. You

just gotta let me think.

Yeah, well, you might want to get on that before we crash in Toro City.

No, no, no, no. I know the whole route of the train by heart, and we're not

gonna crash in Toro City.

No, we're gonna crash way before then, right here on this bridge.

What?

Oh, yeah. You see, when you cross the Devil's Bridge, there's a very strict

speed limit. And since our train is so heavy and going too fast, we're gonna

cause big vibrations on the rails, which will damage the pylons, causing the

bridge to collapse, and then the train will explode.

And then we all die. You're welcome.

But we can't let that happen. There's got to be something we can do.

There might be. If the train was lighter, we might be able to cross, but

have to detach at least half of the train cars.

Oh, I know what we can do. See, we're at the back of the train, but if we can

move up to car number eight, we could detach the cars between first class and

economy. Well, we don't have to talk to economy, do we?

the bridge without it collapsing and killing us all. That sounds like a great

plan. Yeah, except we're all still locked in cages and the key is all the

the next car.

But you could go through that trap door

and get the key for us.

And with all your special falcon abilities, it should be a piece of cake.

Oh, yeah, yeah, surely. With all my special falcon abilities, I...

But I mean, it does sound a little dangerous, doesn't it? We're begging

Please save our baby. Me too. You gotta help us. We're counting on you. You're

the only one of us who can do this. Yeah, come on.

Yeah, okay. I suppose I can give it a try. Are you guys serious?

You really want to trust this common thief to save us all?

Common? Me?

Ha! I'll show you, Grandpa.

Easy peasy.

Yeah,

go on, Falcon. At this speed, you're going to end up like Rojo.

Nice going, Falcon.

Everyone's lives are in your stupid hands.

This is a golden opportunity to have more food than we ever had on Christmas.

Yeah, come out to the coast, we'll hang out, have a few laughs.

Only thing, you'll have to crawl underneath a runaway train at full

Exactly. I wouldn't put it past him to take this opportunity to escape.

You're awesome.

I told you. Easy peasy.

Now, who wants out?

All right. It's not bad for a thief, huh? I think an apology is an order.

Okay. Everyone gets lucky sometimes.

Now, get me out of this cage.

I'll take things from here.

Oh, hold on there a sec, Sarge. I'm not sure you're in the best position to be

barking out orders. I'm in a better position than some low -life thug like

Hey, it was that low -life thug that got us out of these cages. He's the only

reason that we still have a chance of surviving.

Sure, he boarded this train illegally, is acting very suspicious, and is

hiding something, but it's because of this criminal that we're... Thank you.

Thank you very much. We all get it.

Okay, Rex, I'll let you out. Out of the question.

But you can't possibly believe I hacked this train all by myself in fact I think

it's time I thank the person who was with me from the beginning the guy who

all of this possible Listen

guys, he's just trying to get in our heads. We all need

to stick together

We need to find a way to...

Thanks for letting me out, Victor. My name's Anna.

Oh, very nice to make your acquaintance.

Hey, hurry up back there. We gotta go.

That snake looks very familiar.

I'm sure I've seen her on social media before. Do you know about social media?

Yes, unfortunately.

Hey, Leo, those are some slick laterals.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, interference.

Okay,

so just a week. You're saying some psycho has to train as some kind of

get back at the old dog who arrested him? Right.

What's next? You gonna say the earth is round?

I'm not that gullible.

All right, is everyone here? Then let's head to car eight. Hey, who put you in

charge, huh?

Okay, smart guy, what's your plan?

Uh, let's all head to car eight.

this forgotten again.

But

once

I actually got lucky.

Looks like someone's lost their touch. Yeah, because you did so much better.

Guys, you're both right, okay?

Guys, I'm okay.

Excuse me? Why don't you kiss my tail, Rexy? You don't have a tail.

Oh, no!

Water! Water! Water!

Water!

Excuse me! Excuse me! Coming through! Out of the way! Move! This is an

emergency!

Water! Whoa, whoa, whoa! No!

No!

Yeah, it's too dangerous.

We'll have to find another way to get off this train. Yeah, how do we do that,

officer? My plan is actually much simpler.

We go back to our car and find a way to detach it. It'll stop on its own, and

then we'll all get off safely.

But, Mr. Police Dog, we're going too fast. If we detach the last car, it'll

likely derail and crash.

Then we're all going to die.

Yeah, but if we go on like this, we'll all be charmed royally.

Listen up.

Don't worry. It's just a little fire.

If I can do it, then you guys can do it too.

Yeah, we're following Falcon.

I'm not going to let you...

But right now, there's a massive hole in the middle of the car. So we need to

find another way. Wait, Rex. I've got an idea.

Come on. You need to move.

All right. I'll be right behind you.

Don't worry, Momo.

We'll see.

but to accept our predetermined fate. I know that's against our nature, but I

think you have to face reality here. I'm sorry it has to be like this, Janice.

Just please tell my babies how much I love them, how all I wanted to be was a

dad. You can tell them that yourself.

How did I...

If we'd stayed in that car, we'd all be safe now.

Well... Hey,

Maggie, with two less cars, we should be lighter now. Do you think we're okay?

No, not quite yet. To get across the bridge, we have to detach at least half

cars. Okay, Maggie, let's do it. Come on.

You're out of your cage now, Rex, but I'm still the one in charge here.

That snake really reminds me of someone. Me too.

Oh, I know.

It's her. I remember now.

You're Anna.

Anna Conda.

All right, and her owner is DJ Conda. The Rapping Bosses.

Yeah, yeah.

We're in hell, that's right. No doubt you'll be impressed with this.

If y 'all can't rock the ashes, close your ears or hear the hiss.

We're the kings of the rat game, with the clothes and the books.

Cold blood in our veins, no fear, don't give us your results.

Yeah, we move and move like Boa, like Stallone and Cobra.

Spittin' bars with no remorse, we're stakin' through the course. Our blood is

cool, cool, cool, it's like some poo, poo, poo. We're not just slithering and

spittin', Venom rhymes out tight like denim. Stayin' reptile, calm, live the

dream. Stayin' reptile, calm, hands up, scream.

We're our school reptiles, we keep it tight.

We're our school reptiles, we rap all night.

We're our school reptiles. We keep it tight.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Uh, yeah, calm and cool, sure, sure, but, uh, we need to move.

For us cool rabbis, we rap all night. For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.

You see, Chuck, suplex is muy importante to any workout. No, you'll never get

that spinning potato. Yeah, yeah.

Ah, look, he's back.

Hey, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I

got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I

got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I

got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got,

I got, I

Oh,

Maurice!

Oh!

Oh, hold on, Maurice. I'm coming.

Good work, everyone. We made it.

There it is, Johnson.

I see the train. Try to keep us level so I can frame it. I'll do my best,

Johnson, but it's windy up here. As you can see, the car carrying the animals

was destroyed, but a few of them seem to have made their way to the front. Seems

so, Michael. Imagine how frightened those poor animals must be. Amigos, I

I saw Falcon. He's alive.

everybody. Oh, Coco.

I was just so scared.

Yeah, me too.

Oh,

sorry.

We might actually have a shot of getting out of this thing alive.

You said it, Gramps.

We may have a shot of surviving, but we're still on course to crash in Toro

City. He's right, and we're still picking up speed, so if we all want to

one piece...

Thanks, everyone.

Death is just another part of life.

That's not gonna happen. We can do this. Yeah, you just gotta trust us.

The crash is still right on schedule.

And up next, a compilation of the best train videos.

Hi there, mama!

If we keep showing this garbage, we'll be canceled before we know it.

Hmm.

Wait a sec.

I think I've got an idea.

Close one. Thanks, old timer. Yeah, lucky I was here.

Let's go.

Wait, that isn't a bullet.

Yeah, it wasn't actually a bullet that hurt my ear.

So you were lying to us?

No, I wasn't lying. I just exaggerated the story a little bit. So can we go

But we trusted you with our lives. Go on, Falcon.

Tell everyone the truth. You owe them that much.

Okay, I never actually got shot. I did this to myself when I was little.

One day, I was dying of thirst, and I stole a soda can that had been shaken

And when I opened it, it went like a bullet.

And it hit my ear. And it really did hurt.

And it also wasn't really a falcon who saved me.

It was a pigeon. Ew, that's just what we needed, a pigeon. Falcon, pigeon, what

else are you hiding?

Once a liar, always a liar. And you lied to us about other things, right,

Falcon? No, that's all there is. You forget I'm a cop, Falcon.

I realized something was up when you destroyed the TV.

Hans was about to give you up. It's not what you think. My suspicions were

confirmed with the food supply.

You were planning on nabbing all of it. That's not true. You helped Hans hijack

this train. What? You're his accomplice.

You put all of our lives at risk. But I had no idea that Hans was a psychopath

who wanted to kill us all.

He promised me a real Christmas with all my friends at the station.

We were only supposed to hijack the train to get the food. That was the

So you admit this was all your fault?

Falcon, you helped him hijack the train? Why would you do that?

Because my friends and I don't have owners who feed and give us shelter on

Christmas. Well, now none of us get Christmas.

Hey, you're the one Hans was after.

It's your fault we're all here. I was only doing my job. But you, Falcon, you

betrayed us.

Maybe you had your reasons, but look where they got us.

Fine, but even if I am responsible for this mess, I'm stuck here too, which

means we need to work together.

Okay, that's it.

Bye -bye.

Happy trails, Falcon.

Oh, no, Falcon.

It can't be.

How are we supposed to get through this now?

Maggie, I know it's hard, but we have no choice. We have to keep going.

And I'm really gonna need you.

You all wait here. It'll be safer that way.

Don't lose hope.

Maggie and I are going to stop this train.

Judy, you can fly, right?

Save yourself while there's still time. No, Coco. I'm staying with you. We're in

this together.

Hey, second that. I'd never abandon my teammates. In the football world, we

don't leave friends on the field. We fight till the end of the last quarter.

Janice, will you still love me in the afterlife?

Of course.

My owner deleted all our pictures on social media.

She's being manipulated.

But by who?

Oh, stop it, Randy. Your owner was just using you to boost her social media

following. Really? Why would you say that?

Because my owner was using me, too. Here, look.

Hey there, Candy Stands, and shout out to my 400 ,000 new followers. It's

awesome. Uh, it's terrible. Oh, Candy, why must you be stuck on that doomed

train? I miss you so much.

Here's a little dedication I made for you.

Well, at least he didn't replace you. I actually would have preferred that.

Let's see if there's news on our train.

Please welcome, live in the studio, Lisa, whose pet cat is on the runaway

Is that right, Lisa?

Yes, her name's Maggie, and I adopted her when she was just a kitten. And

terrified you're going to watch her die, is that right?

Yes. We're scared too, Lisa, as I'm sure our many viewers are as well. Don't

cry, sweetheart.

As soon as the train is clear of the mountains, you'll go with Cynthia and

helicopter to rescue Maggie. Sound good?

Yes.

Where's that kitty going?

Maggie, come back! What are you doing up there?

I'm doing what Falcon would have done.

Come on.

You can do it, Maggie.

You're not that smart if you think I'm going to let you stop my train.

Rico? But what are you doing here? I saw the train on the nose and I was really

worried. You okay?

No. No, I'm not okay.

This whole thing is my fault.

You were right.

I should have listened instead of trying to be a falcon.

How lucky are we, right? Yeah, Cynthia.

He's right. And let me just tell you, it's a real privilege to have you here

the field with us. Oh, yeah.

And this adorable little girl trying to save her cat, it's going to be the

highlight of our career.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's all going to be very moving, I have no doubt.

So, Cynthia, is everything on track? You got it, Michael. So far, so good.

Ah, that little girl crying after the crash will be entertainment gold. It's

perfect boost for both of our careers. I'm sick of stupid, boring local news.

Yeah, preach to the choir, Cynthia.

Uh, excuse me? I'll call you back.

Are we almost there?

Yes, Lisa.

Just a few more minutes.

Bad feeling about this.

Hey, superstars.

Listen up, guys. Falcon isn't here anymore. And now Rex and Maggie are in

danger. We gotta huddle up. But that's not our role. We'd never play the part

a hero. Yeah, don't give me that garbage. Just because you haven't played

yet don't mean that you can't. Honestly, guys, you have so much potential.

Aren't you sick and tired of seeing your C -listers, mascots, and day players?

Yes. Don't you see the opportunity in front of you?

Today is not an audition.

Today, my friends, is your big break. So let's kick some butt like all heroes

do. Quack, quack, quack, quack.

Oh, no.

I'm coming, Maggie.

No one stops my train.

Hold on, Maggie.

What do you say we go see my old friend Rex?

Let me go, you big mean bully.

No one's getting in.

You should have listened to Han.

None of this would have happened. No one would be in danger. I'm so stupid.

Hey,

Maurice. Maurice.

Hey, Falcon.

No, Rico, you're right. My name is Maurice.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

But come see. The train's headed down the valley. What? What are you talking

about? Just take a look. There. You still have time to save them.

No, I can't save anyone. All I ever do is mess everything up. I'm not a falcon.

I'm just a dumb little pigeon.

All right, fine.

Maybe you are just a dumb little pigeon, but that dumb little pigeon is brave,

and he never hesitates for a second to help others. And that's why I've always

been so proud of you.

You... you really mean that?

Maurice, of course I really mean it. And as you well know, a pigeon never leaves

a friend behind.

So what are you waiting for? Get over there, son! Okay, but how do I get back

the train?

You'll figure it out, like you always do.

You always find a way.

Yeah.

Falcon? Yes, Anna. We all miss him. No, take a look. That's Falcon right there.

He's alive!

Let her

go.

This is between you and me. You want me to let her go, Rex?

Huh, okay.

Not remembering me.

This is because you broke up my gang.

And this is for those five years I spent at the palace.

Plague of the Plague. Think we'd let you win that easily?

I think you owe me a little explanation, Hans.

hot streak, but he cooled it down.

Okay, so basically he didn't help at all.

On the contrary.

Without them, Maggie and I wouldn't be here right now.

Our destinies are predetermined by the stars. What's meant to be is meant to

We are but small bits of dust floating through this plane, servants to an

unavoidable fate. There's no point fighting it.

No point fighting it? No point fighting it? That's it, Jimmy. I've had enough of

your stupid philosophical trash.

It's easy to hide behind the cosmos and avoid You're facing a problem.

Let's roll over and wait for our inevitable death.

Is that really the lesson you want to teach our kids?

So,

uh, we're talking.

Calm down, Hans.

Remember this morning?

We work together. We were a team. We're basically friends. We can work something

out. You're saying you want to be on...

They seem to be trying to escape.

There he is. There on the roof. It's Falcon.

He's okay.

But, uh, what's he doing?

He looks like he's fighting a monster. I told you there was a bad guy on that

train. Get him!

really in deep doodle. I apologize to our viewers for this technical error.

yes, I'm learning the railway company may have found a solution to avoid a

in Toro City.

Yeah!

It appears the train will be diverted to a deserted area where it can crash

safely.

is simply the next.

From now on, you'll never forget the name Hans!

Oh,

there's a switch.

Well, I guess the only thing left to say is good crash!

No!

No one's crashing here.

Jimmy! Especially not my babies.

Falcon?

That's my boy!

That's my son!

Falcon, I gotta say, you're the bravest thief I've ever met in my whole career.

You mean your very long career?

Yeah.

Huh? You should probably get out of here.

They'll take you straight to the pound.

Thanks, Rex.

And thank you, Maggie.

Couldn't have done it without you.

Don't worry, Maggie.

I'll see you soon.

Promise.

I'll see you all soon.

You haven't seen the last of me, Rex.

Whatever you say.

Sorry, what's your name again? Oh, come on. You've got to be kidding me. Hans.

My name is Hans. It's not even a hard name to remember.

My aunt picked it out for me. You brat.

I missed out on the biggest story of my life because of you. They'd have talked

about this for months, maybe even years, if you hadn't messed with the camera.

Oh, don't you worry. They'll definitely be talking about you for a while. That

little girl crying after the crash will be entertainment gold. It's the perfect

boost for both of our careers. I'm sick of boring local news. You're preaching

to the choir, Cynthia. Right after the crash, make sure you get footage of the

kid crying. If you release any of that footage, I will single -handedly destroy

you. Understood?

never do that. Tell me you're getting this.

Yeah, I got it. I found a spare battery. Hey, what are you doing? We're filming

the reunion, Cynthia.

Are you filming? Oh, this isn't good.

Oh, Johnson, this reunion is amazing.

Johnson, you're one heck of a cameraman. Oh, stop it.

Candy, where should we go? We can't just go back to our owners. Yeah, you're

right.

Oh, hey, wait.

I have an idea.

What?

They are cute.

Both adorable.

You all alone?

Quack, quack. Quack, quack. Quack, quack. Quack, quack. Well now, looks

found two new teammates.

I think they're coming real soon. My little quinoa.

too bad in the end, did we?

Well,

it'll be a long walk back.

Yeah, and no Christmas feast this year, I guess. Oh, I'm sure you'll find a way.

You always end up finding a way.

Actually, I hadn't mentioned it yet, but I may have a lead on a job at the Bay

City Airport.

Huh? What? You're joking, right? You want to rob airports now? Well, you're

your own. I'm a bad flyer.

Strat, here you go. This job's a piece of cake.

Yeah, yeah.

Everyone's trustworthy.

We're in scale, so I know that you'll be impressed with this. If y 'all can't

rock with us, just close your ears or hear the hiss. We're the king with the

game of the flows and of the hooks.

Cold blood and our veins don't fear, don't give us surgery. Yeah, we moving

through like Boa, Lex, Stallone, and Cobra.

Fitting bars with no remorse, we're snaking through the cross. Our blood is

cool, cool, cool, and dice will fool, fool, fool with us. We're Slytherin and

Titan, Venom, Ron, but fat like denim, staying reptile, calm.

Livin' dreams, singin' reptile tom, hands up, scream.

Oh yeah, Jeff, careful, we've got runoff.

We're good on flexibility, have you? Now I can reach you.

Hey, Uncle, did you miss me?

Fucker!

Thank you.

Cogité, je suis dans le train, je fais que cogité. Quand j 'étais mal, dis -moi

où t 'étais. Quand y 'avait pas ma gueule, ogité.

Et tout l 'été, je suis parti chantonner tout l 'été.

Pour nous mettre au chaud tout l 'hiver. Quand sans sortir, t 'es la seule idée.

On prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts et bas.

Mais qu 'est -ce qu 'on ferait si le soleil part et ne revient pas?

Est -ce qu 'on irait demander de l 'aide à d 'autres étoiles?

If we stay together, I tell myself we'll be the same as in the beginning.

I wanted to roll, window open on the side.

I put up a carpet, even looking at the side.

I wanted to fly, and I see the sea right next to me.

Like Jimmy and Janice, we're always side by side.

I have no more demons in my thoughts.

Thank you.

If we stay together, I tell myself that we're not the same as in the beginning.

I wanted to roll, window open on the east side.

I put my carpet without even looking at the side.

I opened, I flew, and I see the sea right next to me.