Original subtitles

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Aha!

Petra said…

the cleaner had a fob.

Elsa!

Cleaner!

Yes!

Oh.

Hello. I'm sorry to bother you.

I'm Trevor.

I'm house-sitting for the Schwarzenbochs in the penthouse flat.

Mm.

And, unfortunately, I've come out without my fob.

To get up.

Mm?

And also my phone.

Yes, I have a fob.

Oh, wonderful.

Well, look, I know this is a huge favor to ask,

but could you perhaps bring it over?

I would need to speak to Petra first.

If Petra says okay, then okay.

So can you call Petra, then ring me back on this number?

Would that be okay?

Thank you, Elsa. That's really kind. Thank you very much.

Oh. Now, the thing is, she's going to call back.

So, could I…?

Oh, for the love of…

Thank you.

- Don't panic, everyone. - Ooh, hello.

Christmas is resupplied!

Well done, Lionel.

Come on. Come on.

Uh…

- …not importing weapons. - All right.

- Shiraz, please. Thank you. - There we go.

Well done.

- Come on, I'll order. - Dad, stop it.

Do you want to pull up a chair?

Oh, that's very kind. Uh, thank you.

I'm not sure, um…

Uh…

Oh, well…

Well, let's say that I was an NFT and I had a…

That Schwarzenboch, he's a loathsome individual.

- Uh-huh. - Scrooge, we call him.

He bought the whole building three years ago,

along with the head lease.

Now he's… he's forcing us out.

Mr. Bingley, this is Georgia Hakopian from Westminster Social Services.

I'm at your address, responding to a call-out request.

If I can't make contact with the vulnerable party,

I will refer this matter back to the police,

so if you'll call me back as soon as possible, please.

Thank you. Bye-bye.

My lease is up next.

I've gotta be out by tomorrow.

After 40 years!

Oh!

- Hello? - Hi, Dad.

Oh. Who's that?

- Ah, Gillian! - Gillian?

Gillian, everyone!

Merry Christmas, Gillian.

Gillian! How are you?

Gillian!

Oh, dear.

- Gillian's putting the twins on. - Sorry.

- How much hair. - Can I…

Yeah, more than you, Colin.

Oh! At last!

Sorry, Gillian.

Hello, Elsa?

Okay, Petra says I give you fob.

Oh, that's fantastic news. Thank you.

-I'll be there in 30 minutes. -Okay, lovely. Thank you. Bye.

Bye.

Oh, dear, dear, dear.

Elsa?

Thank you so much for coming.

Ah!

I can't tell you how much I appreciate this.

Anything else?

Uh, no. No, no, just…

Happy, uh…

The nappies!

Oh. Um…

Uh…

Um…

Ooh.

Yes! Ah!

Oh, no.

No! No! No! No! No!

Oh, no!

Elsa! Elsa!

Oh!

Elsa!

♪ Christmas is here again ♪

♪ Christmas is here again ♪

♪ Christmas is… ♪

Elsa!

Oh! Elsa!

Come on, Archie.

Who's a lucky boy?

Baby?

Baby?

Where are you?

Ooh!

There you are.

Mrs. Hakopian, this is Trevor Bingley here.

I'm so sorry that I missed you earlier,

but I do still have the baby,

and I was wondering when you might be able to come back and pick it up.

Uh, do give me a call and let me know.

Okay, thank you.

Hello, Dad.

Maddy!

Are you there? Is that Barbados?

No. It's London. We haven't left yet.

Oh.

We got delayed 24 hours because of the weather.

Sweet pea, I'm so sorry.

It's okay. They're hoping we can leave in the next couple of hours.

But that's not even why I'm calling.

I just wanted you to know that I really wish I wasn't going on this trip.

I was so looking forward to spending Christmas with you, Dad.

Oh, me too, sweet pea. It's all I really wanted.

Flight BA23,

passengers to Barbados, please make your way…

Sorry. Dad, they're giving us news about our flight. I've got to go. Bye.

Okay, bye.

We've got lentils and chickpeas anyway.

Yeah. Yeah. yeah.

Have some crackers.

That would be good.

Nuts as well. Pistachios and raw almonds?

Just take a bag of each.

Mr. and Mrs. Schwarzenboch?

-Please don't call the police. -Uh…

-We can put it all back. -Yeah, we're really, really sorry.

How did you get in here?

Oh, um…

-We used this. -We found it in the basement.

-That's where we're living. -Sort of unofficially.

-We've had some financial difficulties. -Our flat was repossessed.

Then we happened to walk by here

and found a way in through the building site.

We just really needed some food. There's always so much food.

-We're really, really sorry. -We'll never do it again.

I've actually got one of those myself.

Well, it's not mine. I'm actually trying to get rid of it.

Well, not get rid of it, exactly.

Give it back to the authorities.

Does yours like puréed carrot?

-Um… -Because mine absolutely loves it.

I'm Trevor, by the way.

Let's go.

Thank you.

Actually, there's some cheese here, if you'd like it.

Uh, it's this Gruyère. And I think this might be Camembert.

- Oh, we don't really do dairy. - Mm.

Oh. Uh…

There's pickled cornichons. Duck rillettes with port and orange.

Oh. Candied walnuts.

Hello?

Hello?

Thank you, Trevor!

Huh.

Morning, baby.

A third straight night of record-breaking lows

has brought more chaos to Christmas travel

with forecasters predicting just enough of a warming trend

to replace the black ice with heavy snow.

- Hello? - Mr. Bingley.

Georgia Hakopian from Westminster Social Services.

Oh, yes. Hello.

-I can be with you at midday. -Yes!

Can you confirm you'll be there with the baby?

Yes. Yes, we'll be here.

-Great, thank you. -Okay.

-Bye-bye. -Thanks. Bye.

Ah!

Good.

Now, I think there's just time for a walk before you go.

Except…

Uh…

Hmm…

Oh, my goodness.

-Hello. Good morning. -Oh, he's so darling.

What's his name?

Um…

Jesus.

Oh.

How old is he?

Um…

Oh, about three months.

Oh, but he's huge for three months.

Well, you should see his mother.

Goodness me.

Well, I never…

Good.

Hey! Hey! Leave it! That's mine!

Get off the… off the shoe! Give it here!

Aha!

No!

Give it back. Please give it back.

Oh.

Here, and fetch.

Yes! Ah.

Good.

Ow! No! Get… No. No.

Get off.

Ah. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Ah!

No, please.

Leave it alone. Leave it alone. Leave it alone.

Oh!

Oh! I know.

Here we are. Here we are.

Fetch this one. Yes.

Oh.

Archie! Heel!

Right.

There's a good boy! There's a good boy!

Here we go.

Doggie!

Where's it gone?

Oh!

Hello.

Oh. Hello, Trevor. Sorry to bother you.

We just wanted to thank you again for being so kind to us last night.

Oh, okay.

And to drop something off for you, if that's all right?

If you get in the lift, I can buzz you up.

Great.

We, um, just wanted to give you this.

Oh!

There he is.

It's, uh, been so cold, we thought you could use one for your baby.

Oh, that's very kind. We've been using a tea cosy.

So, are you going for a walk?

Oh. No, um, we've got one of the last appointments

at the housing office before they close for the holidays.

If the interview goes well,

they might just give us a place we can move into immediately.

Oh!

It's his nap time, really, but he's having to come with us.

Oh.

Well, would you like me to look after him, while you go to your appointment?

You'd do that?

Absolutely. I'm not going anywhere.

Um…

Now then…

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Yes!

-Hello? -Social services.

I'll be right down.

Thank you.

Mrs. Hakopian, it's a pleasure to see you.

-I'm Trevor. -Hello.

-Very resourceful. -Oh, well, you know…

Hello. Quick photo for our records.

Oh, yes.

If you could sign this, please. Name and signature at the bottom.

-There. Thank you. -Okay.

Uh…

If you can keep the top copy for yourself.

-Thank you, Mr. Bingley. -Okay.

Have a good Christmas.

Will you let me know…

…what happens… with the baby?

It's not your baby, Mr. Bingley.

That's the whole point of this.

Any information regarding an infant in care is highly confidential.

Oh, right.

I'm sorry.

Here, let me get the door.

Bye-bye, Baby Jesus.

-Oh, hello. -Oh!

-How did it go? -We'll know by tomorrow morning.

Fingers and toes all crossed.

Well, come on up.

Well, your little chap's right as rain.

I fed him twice.

I popped a new nappy on him. And, you know, he was as good as gold.

Uh…

This isn't our baby.

Jesus!

What is this?!

-It's a simple question! -It's a penalty ticket, madam.

I know it's a penalty ticket, but why is it on my car?

You parked on a double yellow line, so…

-Yeah, with a parking permit. -Excuse me?

-Makes no difference. -Yeah. No.

-I parked with a parking permit. -Sorry to interrupt, but, uh…

Thing is, I gave her the wrong baby.

There are no parking exceptions on a double yellow line.

With a parking permit! It's a double yellow designated…

Can you tell her when she's finished that I'll take this baby back

and get the right baby from upstairs?

- It's hard to understand you. - This cancels out this.

- If you want, appeal it. - No, you appeal it!

I'll be back in a minute.

- You made the mistake. - It's not.

- What is this for, then? - That's not my concern, is it?

What is your name?

Quick!

Oh!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Oh, my goodness.

Just a minute.

Ah!

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

Where did you take our baby?

I tried to give it to social services.

She just drove off.

No.

Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.

I've just done my last stop, darling.

So I'll do the drop-off, and then I'm home for Christmas.

Okay, love. See you in a bit.

Please leave your message after the tone.

You've driven off without the baby!

It's still here.

Could you please come back and get it?

Oh.

Mrs. Hakopian?

No, it's me.

Petra. They're coming.

Who's coming?

The Schwarzenbochs!

They're coming to London for Christmas, after all.

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

♪ How loyal are your branches! ♪