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Nida. Mobeen's fiancée.
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Why don't you just…
run along now, bitch?
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Don't tell your dad, please.
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Be quiet.
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Your…
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Oh, yes!
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Do it again to the bastard!
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-Did you miss me?
-No.
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-I swear.
-Say I can't say that
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cos I did miss you
a little bit, I did.
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But shut up anyway, man.
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Be careful, mate.
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She's got backup.
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She runs these ends.
Better remember that.
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Have some respect for me name!
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This is my cousin Naveed's
little brother.
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Oh, you remember Naveed?
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I --
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Well, you got me stabbed and
you kidnapped my little sister.
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Technically she kidnapped herself.
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That's the funny thing about it.
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I love it when they self-kidnap.
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Get out my personal space,
you evil twit.
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-Drink.
-I'm good, you know.
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I had a mango mojito.
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They gave me a little straw
and that.
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No, me, you dickhead.
Get me a drink.
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Why are you calling me
a dickhead for?
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I'm not a dickhead, dickhead.
-Oh, he hasn't forgiven me
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for telling my whole family
how he wet the bed.
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What?
Why -- Why have you got
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to say that in front of him?
-At the age of 23.
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How many times have
I got to tell you?
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I spilt a bottle of Lilt
on my sheets.
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Oh, a Lilt bottle
which just happened to have
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human piss in it, yeah?
-It's not human piss.
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What is wrong with you?
-You're being -- You're being --
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You're being loud, innit.
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Sorry about that.
Sorry about the noise.
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Sorry about the noise, mate.
-Anyway.
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You, listen to me.
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Look, I understand
that you're angry.
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-Yes.
-But I am one of two people
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in the whole world who knows
where your little sister,
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the shit doctor, actually is.
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Well, I'm one of them too.
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Because she's in the UAE.
-But for how long?
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What is that supposed for mean?
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Oh, shit, sorry. Uh…
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it's the burner.
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How many times have I told you
not to call it that?
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-What?
-Give me the phone.
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Dad.
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What's her problem, bro?
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She's so mean,
do you know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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You look just
like your brother, you know.
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-Mm, yeah, you think so?
-I do.
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You okay, bro?
You look -- You look sad.
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-Well, no, I'm fi-- I'm fine.
-Yeah?
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-You okay?
-Yep. I'm -- I'm fine.
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-Good.
-Just annoyed with her, innit?
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Look, brother.
Don't take tension.
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-No, you're right. I know.
-Yeah?
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-Yeah.
-Say it with me, cuz.
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Don't take tension.
-Don't take tension.
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-You're right, man.
-Yeah, yeah.
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But did -- did you see
the way she talks to me?
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I know, I know, I know.
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So aggy.
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You just need to understand.
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Don't rush things, okay?
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You've got your whole life
ahead of you…
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in front of you.
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I'm sorting out the Turks.
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I don't need any help from you.
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This pathetic attempt to try
and prove yourself
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has got to stop.
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You do just as I say.
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And Mobeen, he's out, huh?
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So, why isn't he here yet?
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I needed him here,
and now I have to move on.
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I will get him to the new location.
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Just let me do things my way,
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and he'll be with you
in a few days.
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Stick to the plan.
My plan, huh?
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Get Mobeen here,
and do it fucking quickly.
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Old bald prick.
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I'm taking her down
from the inside, bro.
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Wait for her to mash it all up.
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And then when the time's
right, I take over the ends.
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-Yes, you're ready for this.
-I'm ready, you know.
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You're ready.
I swear you're ready.
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Ready to run these streets.
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Cos you know what?
You're smart.
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You're intelligent.
-I've got it up here.
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-I can see it.
-Yeah.
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You've got a great head
on your shoulders.
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-Passport.
-Why? Where are we going?
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-The passport.
-Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, sorry, sorry.
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That's for you.
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Boy, that is actually sick.
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Jesus Garcia.
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Well, it's not perfect.
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Very good now.
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My family's always done passports.
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I can get another one for you
just like that.
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If you want one…
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you'll need to do a
little something for me though.
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-No, thank you.
-You gonna wait another
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three months until
you're off licence?
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I wonder where your sister's
gonna be then, big man.
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-I'll figure something out.
-You sure about that?
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Yeah, I said I'll figure
something out.
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Suit yourself.
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Hey, hey, my bro, my bro.
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Give my condolences
to your family, yeah?
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-Thank you, my bro.
-God's will…
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-God's will…
-Oh. Just keep your head up.
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Are you okay?
-Yeah.
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Here for you any time, yeah?
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Alright. Thank --
Thank you, bro.
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Okay, bye.
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-Aqsa here.
-Oh, come on Aks.
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What the hell is this?!
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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Look, guys, guys, guys.
Harper will listen to me.
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Why? Because he's got
mad respect for me.
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Now listen to this.
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When we were Maway,
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he let me buy his coffee
every single morning
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for two years straight.
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I still remember his order.
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Oat flat white, extra hot milk
with a cinnamon shot.
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See?
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-What?
-That's why I got to get Harps
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at the chai house.
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He's got the best taste buds
I've ever come across.
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Come across his taste buds?
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That what you were doing in prison?
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No, no, no, no.
I -- I didn't mean it like that.
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Anyway, it's good
to have him around.
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He spots danger,
and you just never know
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where danger's coming from.
What you talking about?
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Big man, you've got
a brand-new business partner.
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We don't know who Jerry is.
It's good that he's around
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to just, you know,
vet him out, man,
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do you know what I'm saying?
-Is it every day
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be suspicious, Mobes?
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Yes. Look at our lives.
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Nothing is gonna stop me
from my chai dreams.
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Okay?
-Okay.
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When we get in here,
leave him to me.
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You know how I am with the
people, in particular with him.
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Okay? That handsome dog
will listen to me.
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Watch this.
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Fuck off.
There's no one in.
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Who's that?
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I'm telling you, man, there's
something wrong with Harps.
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It's like he's been cursed.
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-It could be black magic.
-Black magic.
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The hell you say something, boy?
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No, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No, no, no that directly
translates as black magic.
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Yeah.
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-Chill out, brother.
-Relax, relax.
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My cousin, man,
black magic is real.
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You know, it is real.
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Remember when Shady's daughter
did a curse on you in school?
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-What curse?
-Brother, you know the one.
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Which one?
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The curse that stopped you
growing after the age of 12.
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Hey ya mean! Hey ya mean.
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Hey, hey,
no need to be grumpy, man.
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Um, or any other seven dwarves.
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Oh! We firing, cuz,
we are firing here.
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A little brown-ass kitten.
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My Small Heath DJ Khaled.
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Excuse me, I support Palestine.
Yeah?
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There's a big difference.
-Oh, not these dickheads again.
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-More water balloons, yeah?
-What'd he say, fam?
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Hey, hey, hey. Relax.
Yeah? The size of these kids.
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-Tell it to 'em.
-One swing of my dong
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will put you boys to sleep.
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Are you a paedo, fam?
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-It sounded noncey.
-Did it?
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You swinging dongs at kids,
it's noncey.
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Oh, come on, come on.
I'll handle this.
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Let's just chill, yeah?
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Let's feel the love
and put the hate away.
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Let's put some unity into the…
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-Don't say it.
-…community.
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-He rhymed it.
-You feel me, family?
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It's easy when you know
what you're doing.
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The yutes, them of today, they
just want to be seen and heard.
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So, let me just do my tingaling
and squash the…beef.
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Yeah, no, what is the drama?
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We both know this is
just a flex. Yeah?
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So, let's just relax,
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deep breaths,
and put that thing away…
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Aah!
Sister fucker!
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-We did try to tell him.
-Smile for the camera, dickhead.
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Smile. Smile. Do smiling.
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Call the fucking ambulance!
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-Have a good day, see ya.
-Shit, crossbow.
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You can buy them crossbows
on the internet easy.
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That's some madness.
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-Yeah, I know, I know.
-That's what happens
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when there's no more
king of the jungle.
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Do you know what I mean?
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When that bastard Khan
was running the ends
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things ran smooth.
-Facts.
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-They ran smooth, bro.
-Yeah, facts are facts.
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Call the West Mids
Air Ambulance, for fuck sake!
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Air ambulance?
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You got shot in the leg,
not the ear.
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They're gonna
have to amputate my leg!
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I'm gonna be even shorter!
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Hey, Aqsa Deen. how are ya?
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I'm good. Things are getting
exciting here.
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Mr. Khan's got so much money,
his business is proper global.
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Yeah, that -- that's good.
That's good.
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They've even taken my passport
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cos it looks like
we're on the move.
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Proper globetrotting.
-Wait, wait, wait,
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what do you mean
they took your passport?
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Don't worry. I'll send you
a selfie on my private jet.
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-Where -- Where are you going?
-Don't know yet.
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Could be Miami, could be
Australia, could be Brazil.
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Guess that's the life
of a jet setter.
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Well, the mandem are gonna
be so proud of you, you know.
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Most of us
have never left the ends.
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Most of them aren't
legally allowed to leave ends.
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-This is true.
-Anyways,
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when I know I'll let you know.
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Love you. Love to Nate.
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Love you too, kid.
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-He's losing a lot of blood.
-Is he?
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See you later.
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Shit.
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You're on TikTok already.
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-Man's an influencer and that?
-Look at this.
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"Pussy ho crossbowed
in Small Heath."
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♪ Yeah, catch a fuckin' bullet ♪
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Look who it is.
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Mobeen.
-♪ Ayo ♪
249
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♪ I break bread, ribs,
$100 bills ♪
250
00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,680
♪ Peel on Ducatis
and other four-wheels ♪
251
00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,520
♪ Write a book full of medicine
and generate mils ♪
252
00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:19,400
♪ Tour the album,
only for more sales ♪
253
00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,600
I knew you'd come running back,
chunky.
254
00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,000
Take a seat.
255
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,200
Just tell me what I need to do
256
00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,800
so I can get it done,
you unhinged auntie.
257
00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,320
The job is like my cousin --
very simple.
258
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,880
You know what? Shut up!
I'm done with you yapping at me.
259
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,680
Yo, yo, yo, just chill,
chill, chill, man.
260
00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,200
Anyway, my money is tied up,
261
00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,800
so I need you to collect 200K
from the Turks.
262
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,440
-The Turks?
-I almost forgot.
263
00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,520
They don't actually know
you're taking it.
264
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,880
-Are you taking the piss?
-No, relax.
265
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,200
You'll figure something out.
266
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,640
I've already figured something out.
267
00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:58,680
You want to get me killed.
268
00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,160
Look, what is all this tension?
269
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,600
You're gonna give
yourself a heart attack.
270
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,200
That's not funny.
271
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,880
My family has a history
of heart conditions.
272
00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,600
Don't make jokes about that.
273
00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:07,960
Not to mention your
obvious cholesterol problem.
274
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,640
Chill a bit. Chill, chill.
275
00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:13,320
Thing is, lads, this operation,
a lot of arseholes
276
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,400
thought a woman
couldn't run these ends,
277
00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:18,360
but they were wrong…
cos I'm killing it.
278
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,400
Sure boss, mate.
Honestly, yeah.
279
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,440
You studied
medicine for seven years,
280
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,440
helped vulnerable people
in the NHS,
281
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:29,680
and, uh, decided to give it all
up to sell drugs like your dad.
282
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,080
Very powerful feminism.
Well done.
283
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,880
Hold on.
284
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,920
Move. Get!
-Okay. Oh!
285
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,720
That's her old man
on the phone now.
286
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,400
Basically, he wants you
out there ASAP,
287
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,800
and it's beef between them
cos you ain't gone yet.
288
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,560
That actually makes sense.
289
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:51,840
I swear, she's not cut out for
this, bro. The ends are mad.
290
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,520
Have you heard about
this 14-year-old boy
291
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,760
that got crossbowed
in broad daylight?
292
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,040
-Yeah, I know him actually.
-Shit's not gonna happen
293
00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,680
when I'm running tings.
294
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,280
People are gonna respect me,
like they did my brother.
295
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,920
-Iqbal.
-Yes, Mobeen?
296
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,920
I've got something
I need to tell you.
297
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,160
I've got a missus, bro.
298
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,160
-Not like that.
-I'm not judging.
299
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,680
I know you were in prison
and that and you probably,
300
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,960
you know, got lonely.
301
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,640
You do you, but I'm just saying…
302
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,680
Big man, just relax, okay?
I didn't mean it like that.
303
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,160
Yeah.
304
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:29,480
Ahh, my own chai shop.
305
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:33,360
Put one table over there.
Some plants in the window.
306
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,800
Oh, mate, help me, man. I'm
a victim of a drive-by shooting!
307
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:41,200
Fake grass in the wall.
308
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,320
I can't feel my thigh regions
-I can't wait for Harps
309
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,760
to see this magical kingdom
of chai.
310
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,600
-Just one thing.
-Yeah?
311
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:53,200
Harper is a complete zombie
who is in no way on board
312
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,440
with any of this shit whatsoever.
313
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,320
Thank you so much
for the positivity.
314
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,600
He just needs someone
to make him snap out of it.
315
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,320
There's only one person
that can do that.
316
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,920
-Mm-hmm. Me.
-Mobeen.
317
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,640
Don't worry, I'm on it.
318
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:08,280
Oh, no, I am worried. Saj.
Excu-- Excuse me, hello, Saj.
319
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,480
Ah, I am fucked.
320
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,560
For goodness sake,
it had to be Emre's place,
321
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,320
and it had to be right next
to Nate's place.
322
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,120
♪ I sold bits, I sold raw ♪
323
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,800
I'm ruined!
324
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,800
♪ Press a brick, never fraud ♪
325
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,000
♪ I sold bits, I sold raw ♪
326
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,400
♪ I sold hits, sold out tours ♪
327
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,240
♪ Press a brick, never fraud ♪
328
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,440
♪ Said I'll quit,
just sold some more ♪
329
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,520
Lovely, brother.
Yeah, yeah, amazing.
330
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,480
What a fade. Yeah.
331
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,320
So, now you owe me
for two haircuts, Mr. Mobeenis.
332
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,680
This one and the one before
you went inside the prisons.
333
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,400
Well, I think I could, um…
334
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,600
do you a couple favours
to make up for it.
335
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,960
You don't mean…
336
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,440
…the sexuals?
337
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,680
No, I hope not.
338
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,520
Oh, I meant sweeping up.
339
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,800
Yeah.
340
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,040
-Yes.
-Yeah?
341
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,480
-Okay.
-Okay.
342
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,480
I'll do that for ya.
343
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,600
The great Mobeen is my
little errand boy.
344
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,840
Go get your shoeshine box,
Tommy! I love it!
345
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,560
♪ Don't sweat the technique ♪
346
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,960
-Mobeenis.
-Bro.
347
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,080
Your sweeping's a bag of shit.
348
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,640
Put your back into it.
349
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,640
Look at your top, you have a stain.
350
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,760
Got you, little errand boy.
351
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,240
You useless bloody wanker.
352
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,720
Come on, where this money at?
353
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,280
Come on. Ah.
354
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,200
Where has he hid it?
Oof! Fucking hell.
355
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,320
♪ He's ready for victory ♪
356
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,680
♪ He walks again by night ♪
357
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,520
♪ Ruthlessly meeting
wit the unknown ♪
358
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,960
-Mobeenis.
-What?
359
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,840
Don't go down there.
360
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,520
♪ Trained in guerrilla ♪
361
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,120
♪ Warfare plus equipped
wit mental hardware ♪
362
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,520
♪ Manifesting organisational
skills cos ♪
363
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,240
Oh! Fuck's sake!
364
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,320
Oy!
365
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:23,040
Ush! Tugay!
366
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,200
It's guard dog. You don't
want to upset him, Mobeen.
367
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,240
He killed the Amazon delivery man.
368
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,520
Killed him?
369
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,360
J-Just to confirm…
370
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,280
that angry guard dog,
371
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,000
he lives in the basement every
night on his own all the time?
372
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,120
Never. That will be cruel.
373
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,640
Put him in the shop
in the dark on his own.
374
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,080
So, that dog does not live
in that basement at night?
375
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,720
-Exactly.
-You sure?
376
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,920
How many times I have to
bloody fucking say that?!
377
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,400
I think you said it three times.
378
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,560
-Three?
-Uh, yeah.
379
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,040
Get out. Go on! Cheeky bastard!
380
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,720
Alright, okay, okay, alright.
381
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,320
Look, two minutes of your time.
That's all I ask.
382
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,360
If I do, do you promise to piss
off the moment you're done?
383
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,840
Deal! And look,
384
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,080
I know you're tired of everybody
trying to fix you,
385
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,040
so I'm not gonna talk you
into anything.
386
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,600
-Good.
-Yeah.
387
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,600
Instead, I'm gonna
drop some lyrical science.
388
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,280
-What?
-♪ Man like Saj on the mic ♪
389
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,040
♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
390
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,720
♪ Officer Harper, you know
you'll always be my hero ♪
391
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,640
♪ Once locked me
in the toilets of a Café Nero ♪
392
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,760
♪ Keeping the peace
all over Small Heath ♪
393
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,280
♪ Even though you're whiter
than Simon Cowell's teeth ♪
394
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,800
♪ Making sure the horde rats
get dragged through the courts ♪
395
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,480
♪ A wizard on the streets,
must be from Hogwarts ♪
396
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,720
♪ Carries himself
with panache and style ♪
397
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,640
♪ Even though he's locking up
an old paedophile ♪
398
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,760
♪ Everyone in the ends knows
that you are sick ♪
399
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,440
♪ And the rumours say
you got a big… ♪
400
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,960
♪ Heart ♪
401
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,080
♪ Two trailer-park girls
go round the outside ♪
402
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,680
♪ Round the outside,
round the outside ♪
403
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,080
This would have never happened
if Harps was here.
404
00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,120
He's just so much better
with hot water than I am.
405
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,840
Trust in yourself.
Okay, you got this.
406
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,880
And plus, you got to get
much better with hot water
407
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,480
if you're running a tea shop,
and it's a big part of the game.
408
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,640
I've done it.
I've finally done it.
409
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,200
Reached the top shelf
of the fridge?
410
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,080
I've fixed Harper.
411
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,400
Turns out I'm basically
the sickest therapist.
412
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,800
What was your technique,
Dr. Saj?
413
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,040
Thanks for asking.
Music.
414
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,240
He really connected
with the bars I wrote about him.
415
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,880
Want to hear them?
-No.
416
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,600
Wait, let me put this
up in the shop wall.
417
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,880
-Yeah, definitely not.
-Definitely will.
418
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,480
Mum's finally gonna be proud of me.
419
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,200
Yeah, I don't know
if she's proud of you,
420
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,000
but she definitely want's to…
-I swear, chill, chill, chill.
421
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,440
Moonfish, Nathaniel,
get the urn on.
422
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,840
I've got business to do.
423
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,360
I'm definitely emotional right now.
424
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,720
I'm quite aroused.
425
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,280
The thing that saved me
was realising
426
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,800
if I didn't pull myself together,
427
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,200
I'd end up
a pathetic thimble of piss
428
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,680
that lived at home with this mum
429
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,080
and spits bars at vulnerable men.
430
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,840
No offence.
431
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,600
So, I guess in a way it did fix me.
432
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,600
Just not in the way
Ken Dick Lamar thought.
433
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,080
Well, I'm glad you're back, my bro.
434
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,960
Cos your eyes are…
they're impeccable, bro.
435
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,680
You always spot danger
left and right.
436
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,560
Danger in the chai shop.
Danger in life.
437
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,960
-What's going on, Moonjugs?
-Nothing.
438
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,120
Say, "I swear by Allah."
439
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,760
Allah knows best.
440
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,480
That's not what I said.
Mobeen.
441
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,000
Yo, I just laid down
the sickest freestyle.
442
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,000
Wanna hear it?
443
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,840
-Yeah, fuck off.
-Definitely not.
444
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,080
♪ Informer, ya say no daddy me
Snow me I go blame ♪
445
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,920
♪ A licky boom boom down ♪
-You had it coming…
446
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,320
darling.
-She's right, bastard.
447
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,440
Anything else?
-No, Daddy Ji.
448
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,600
Uncle, come on, at the end
of the day, man, you've got…
449
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,760
Uncle, I need to get
something off my chest, okay?
450
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,640
Yeah, those two big jubblies.
451
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:50,800
I'm blind, and I need
your advice. Okay?
452
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,640
Let's say I had a friend
453
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,400
who didn't have fucking dhal
in his eye, okay?
454
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,400
But he needed to get into
a basement, okay?
455
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,000
And in that basement,
you couldn't get there cos
456
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,440
there was a very dangerous dog.
457
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,080
How could he get in the basement?
458
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,080
Stop the bullshit.
I know you have no friend.
459
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,840
You should do what I did
when I was in the army.
460
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,880
-You were in the army?
-Yeah. I can't tell you more.
461
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,000
If I tell you,
I have to kill you.
462
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,840
You so, you need to dig
in a tunnel to get in.
463
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,720
Let me show you how.
-Digging a tunnel.
464
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,120
I can dig through
Nate's basement.
465
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,360
Yes, bastard.
And also wipe your fat face.
466
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,840
♪ I knew this chump, see,
he tried to play me ♪
467
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,440
♪ He was my right-hand man,
but he betrayed me ♪
468
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,960
Come on in.
469
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,920
What the hell is all this,
Uncle?
470
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,680
This better not be
no kinky sex dungeon, Uncle.
471
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,280
Is this some kind of man cave?
472
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,240
It's Uncle's cave, bastard.
473
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,720
-Did you stuff this dog?
-Yes, I did.
474
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,960
It's too white.
Almost racistly white.
475
00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:01,240
Okay, Uncle.
Is that yours as well, yeah?
476
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,000
How else do you think
I get body like this?
477
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:08,240
-No, no, yeah.
-This is how you dig the tunnel.
478
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,960
Oh, shoot. Wow.
479
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,080
That's the one they use
in Hatton Garden robbery.
480
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,840
-Did they really?
-Yeah.
481
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,320
Shit. It's perfect, Uncle.
482
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,120
Where did you get
all this stuff from, Uncle?
483
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,120
I collect souvenirs
from world worst criminals.
484
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,120
-Of course you do.
-That's OJ Simpson's glove.
485
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,400
And what about…?
-No, no, don't. Don't touch it.
486
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,000
You don't want to leave
your DNA on that one.
487
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,000
Look at this.
488
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:41,000
Uh, it's a Tommy Robinson's
Stone Iceland wardrobe.
489
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,640
You're the highest bidder.
490
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,840
I am, yeah.
We are going to get it.
491
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,720
Well done.
492
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,480
Shall we go?
I can take the drill now.
493
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,720
No, no, no, no, not right now.
494
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,280
Let's do some exercise first.
495
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,640
We need to get rid of these tits.
496
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,760
♪ What a man, what a man,
what a man ♪
497
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,320
♪ What a mighty good man ♪
498
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,240
♪ You got to say it again now ♪
499
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,360
♪ What a man, what a man,
what a man ♪
500
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,840
♪ What a mighty good man ♪
501
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,760
♪ Yeah, he's a mighty,
mighty good man ♪
502
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,960
♪ What a man, what a man,
what a man ♪
503
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,200
♪ What a mighty good man ♪
-♪ Yes, he is ♪
504
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,400
♪ What a man, what a man,
what a man ♪
505
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,840
♪ What a mighty good man ♪
-♪ Oh, uh, yeah ♪
506
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,240
♪ I wanna t-- ♪
507
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,320
It's a business, mate.
We need to make money.
508
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,160
Have you lost your mind again, boy?
509
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,280
We're doing this
for the love of chai.
510
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,080
It's a thing of beauty
that needs to be cherished.
511
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,320
-It's a cup of tea mate.
-A cup of…?
512
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,840
A cu-- A cup of tea?!
513
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,640
I don't even know who you are,
really.
514
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,360
You'll know if I can speak
to you when you're in this mood.
515
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,840
Do you have to breathe
516
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,960
like that?!
-Yo. Yo, yo, you two.
517
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,400
Let's just bring a little bit
of calm in here, okay.
518
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,000
You -- You need a break.
519
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,400
Look how hard you've
been working, bro.
520
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,120
Give me -- Give me keys.
521
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,560
Give me the keys, I'll take care
of the rest of it.
522
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,440
-You sure?
-Yeah, come on.
523
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,400
Get home, whack the candles on,
get in the bubbly bath.
524
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,480
Oh, thanks, Mobes.
Look after these, though.
525
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:58,080
You man go home, have
a little rest and that, okay?
526
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,240
♪ You've got to fix your head
so you ain't sick ♪
527
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,160
♪ Grab your life
and kick it in the dick ♪
528
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,920
♪ Bitch, give me that stick ♪
529
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,480
♪ I'm about to give it one lick ♪
530
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,160
Have some shame…
531
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,680
You want to have sex with Grandma?
532
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,800
Have you seen her milk makers?
533
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,880
You bastard.
534
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:21,720
No milk comes out,
it's finished 20 years ago.
535
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,240
You're just lick licking.
536
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,960
-Dirty person.
-NO. You're a dirty person.
537
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,240
Dirty person.
538
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,680
You wanna have sex with her,
taa taa.
539
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,000
Sorry, mate.
540
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,320
Don't do it. It's rude.
541
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:39,520
Good to keep the kids safe
on the way to school.
542
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,400
Hello, Uncle, I need your help.
The drill's not working.
543
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,400
No problem, bastard.
544
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,920
-Where you come from?
-Just get out of here.
545
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,000
I'm too big for this hole.
546
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,240
Yeah, you are filling
the whole hole…
547
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,960
because you have eaten
too much sugar, bastard.
548
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000
-How much longer, Uncle?
-You are nearly home, fatty.
549
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,840
Yes! Back in Pakistan very happy.
550
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,000
Keep going, Uncle.
551
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,520
Bang, bang!
552
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,240
Slowly!
553
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,480
Can you see anything, Uncle?
554
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,160
No, nothing here.
555
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,800
This is all hair product.
556
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,040
And moustache wax.
-Let me see that.
557
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,280
This is good stuff.
558
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,400
Come on, baby.
Ladies love this shit.
559
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,120
Could even make me more handsome.
560
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,960
Please, please, please.
561
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,080
In the name of Allah!
562
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,880
Uncle, Uncle…
563
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,040
This is my ticket to Aqsa.
564
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,160
And this is my ticket
to sexy moustache.
565
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,560
A-ha.
566
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,400
Well done!
567
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,880
That's it, push it now.
Uncle, push it.
568
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,360
G'wan!
569
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,280
Uh, why is there a huge hole
in my wall, Moondog?
570
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,720
What hole?
571
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,400
What the hell is this for?
572
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,720
Let's go back, Uncle.
573
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,000
Let's go back.
574
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,200
It looks like Jerry was right
to keep an eye
575
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,000
on his new business partners.
576
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,440
It's very strong.
577
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,680
Wasn't expecting that.
578
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,640
♪ Alright, stop whatcha doin'
cos I'm about to ruin ♪
579
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,680
♪ The image and the style
that ya used to ♪
580
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,480
♪ I look funny, but, yo,
I'm makin' money, see ♪
581
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,360
♪ So, yo, world I hope
you're ready for me ♪
582
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,800
♪ Now gather 'round,
I'm the new fool in town ♪
583
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,920
♪ And my sound's laid down
by the Underground ♪
584
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,360
♪ I drink up all the Hennessey
ya got on ya shelf ♪
585
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,600
♪ So just let me introduce myself ♪
586
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,640
♪ My name is Humpty,
pronounced with a Umpty ♪
587
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,360
♪ Yo, ladies, oh,
how I like to funk thee ♪
588
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,160
♪ And all the rappers
in the top 10 ♪
589
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,560
♪ Please allow me to bump thee ♪
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