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This is so awesome!

Sir Swayze is actually coming here!

To Astoria! We're relieved!

Oh, but he's coming all the way from the kingdom of Inwood.

Oh, I hope he doesn't get attacked by a monkey worm.

Please! Okay, he's the greatest knight in all of Astoria. He just punched that

monkey worm right in the mouth!

We're...

I know we're all fans of Sir Swayze, but when he arrives,

let's have a little self -control.

Now he's coming!

He's coming!

Who's crazy for Swayze?

As a gift to Astoria, I will show you... my legendary pinky power punch.

Sway!

battle against Riker?

I heard you kicked him out of night school because I did.

Did you kick him out for being too awesome?

Because I'm worried I might have that same problem.

I kicked him out because he never wanted to do the work. He only wanted to take

shortcuts. So how did he become a knight of Inwood?

Inwood let anyone become a knight. They even knighted a dog.

They call him Sir Barks -a -lot.

Can't wait till Sir Swayze leaves.

Great news!

Sir Swayze's not leaving.

It's true. I'm staying to open the Sir Swayze Night Academy.

Swayze, this kingdom already has a night school.

Unclench your metal butt, Sir G.

My academy is nothing like your school.

My classes are at night.

Wow. Night school at night?

It just makes sense.

Anyone interested should meet me here tonight.

The first students to sign up get their very own Swayze clip -on tail.

Trademark Swayze Enterprises.

If Richard and Sir Gareth answer Swayze, we'll be doubly amazing.

What a piece of cake!

Except it's never going to happen.

My students are forbidden to attend his school.

But can we go to his academy?

I withdraw my question.

Goodbye, candy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Mom and Dad left me in charge of watching you while they're gone, and

want you eating candy.

Hand it over.

Fine.

And your secret stash.

Okay,

if you're gonna eat candy out of your boots, at least wear socks.

See the jugglers performing in the tasty trunk.

You shut your giant mouth. We are sold in.

I want to go.

Oh, sorry, you can't.

Clutzy juggles insanely dangerous stuff.

Like poisonous swords, poisonous frogs. And sometimes just straight up poison.

Oh, man.

The show's tomorrow night.

I can't go. I'm watching Fizz.

Take me with you, please. You can watch me watch the show.

Sorry, you have to be at least 13 years old to go, Fizz.

It's a good rule.

Last year, some guy took a poisonous frog to the face.

Please let it be me this year.

Sorry, bro.

Hey, if a juggling show is what you want, maybe I could do it.

I'll start with these hatchets. No!

Swayze's Academy started last night, and we missed it.

He never said my name, but I felt like he knew my name. You know, like in his

soul.

His soul is so cool.

Why can't Sir Gareth be cool?

What is up, my peeps?

Mind if I chill and, um, rap to you?

I think he's lost his mind.

Yeah, I'm... So glad I'm here to see it.

I know you want to train with a cool teacher. Well, guess who's cooler than

ice troll in winter?

Gee, this.

Today, I got a little surprise

for you.

I'm going to teach you how to put a smackdown on a mummy.

In six months, after you read all of these super fly books.

thousand pages and i will catch you on the flippity flop no

i wouldn't find a mummy not read your mummy or your life 13 000 steps to

defeating a mummy well come on pretty maybe there's something in these books

that can help a sneak fit into that juggling show you just want me to carry

book don't you yeah it looks dusty and you know i have allergies

Swayze's tail in your pocket.

I do?

You two went to his class.

I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

Remember? We secretly signed up. There were only two spots left, and you said

don't tell Arc and Ciara.

That doesn't sound like something I would say.

Let's go.

If Sage and Buttercup are studying under Sir Swayze, their new skills are going

to put Kraken Squad on top.

Which means they'll become knights over us. We have to join that class.

Anything to get one of those ponytails.

And become knights. Okay, that wasn't polite.

Two people trying to get better than us.

Newsflash. The battle dummy's better than you.

Mr. Swayze taught us how to talk smack.

One of the buttons on your shirt is loose. If you want, I can take it home

fix it.

Boom.

Welcome to the first night of the rest of your night's life.

to train with you. Oh, what do we do first?

Please tell me it's not reading a book.

The only thing I ever got from a book was a paper cut.

So I punched that book and fed it to my battle unicorn.

The book to unicorn.

See, this is the academy different.

Sir Swayze, any chance you could teach us how to defeat a mummy in less than

months? Sage, there's no way he can do that. I can totally do that. Told you,

Sage.

I was the survivor of the great mummy invasion.

I can teach you how to defeat a mummy in no time with my pinky power punch.

Oh, quick question.

When are we going to get our swathe tails?

They're already on you.

How did he do that?

I don't know, but I am learning so much.

we have a way to make you look older so you can see classy.

Necktie!

Nothing says old dude like a soup -stained necktie.

Or we can use the spell I found in Warwick's magic book.

Huh. The spell creates a magic pocket watch that can change your age.

What are you waiting for?

Make me a man!

Kronos, Benjamin's button!

You can make yourself older by turning the watch forward. Then after the show,

turn it back and you'll be normal again.

It worked.

You know what else worked?

This sweet, sweet death.

Like a mama bird, I chewed up the awesomeness worm and spat.

Making you awesome, too.

You know what? Sugar never spits awesomeness into our mouths.

Now, you all know how to take down a mummy using the pinky power punch.

Unleash your pinkies.

Sway!

Yes!

I am such a good teacher!

You guys stay here. I have something very special for you.

and some shield in all the five kingdoms.

There to let everyone know you're my student.

Well, everyone except Sir Gareth. If he finds out we're here, it's not going to

be pretty.

So I shouldn't have caught him down here to see how much better my academy is

than at school?

What?

So you call this dad display an academy?

Has no heart.

Has no gut. Has no... Ooh, spa water.

That's nice.

As I was saying, this academy's a joke.

My star students don't seem to think so.

It would be dumb enough to train under you.

physically told you not to.

Sir Gareth, we're just trying to become great knight.

And you thought that disobeying me was the way to achieve that.

I've never been more disappointed.

All of you to the training yard for your punishment right now.

What are we doing with all this dirt? I thought our punishment was cleaning the

training yard. Oh, it is.

But this place isn't dirty enough.

So, you're going to take this dirt and spread it around and then clean it all

up.

Oh, no.

It's like a big sandbag.

This isn't fair.

Buttercup and I were only in Sir Swayze's Academy to stop Phoenix Quad

making bad life decisions.

No.

they made their bad life decision.

Enough. I know why you were there and you were wasting your time.

Sir Swayze's shortcuts will only hurt your chances of becoming nice.

Not true.

Okay, he spat awesome worms into our mouths.

Sounds better when he says it.

Sir Swayze taught us how to defeat a mummy without opening a book.

That's impossible.

You cannot defeat a mummy without knowing everything in these books.

Now, now get this place dirty.

make it clean again.

Hey, I wish we could show Sir Gareth we're not wasting our time with Sir

I have an idea.

How about we wake the mummy and use the pinky power punch to take it down.

Oh, then Sir Gareth would see Sir Swayze's an awesome teacher and let us

training with him.

Good plan, Ciara.

It was my plan.

We're finally going to see Klutzy.

I know. I brought my first aid kit for when the poison starts flying.

Excuse me, you're blocking the stage.

Can you take off your hat? Oh, sure.

Can you take off your hair?

Forget it.

I'll just use the watch to make myself older and taller.

Okay, go ahead and give yourself a couple years.

How'd I look?

Oh, you look like Papa.

I feel like Papa, too.

My blood is the size of a peanut.

Ooh, I got a tickle.

Okay, we've got a problem.

If he's anything like Papa, he'll be farting throughout the show.

And also, your little brother's a senior citizen.

Yeah, you're right.

We should get a discount.

No! You need to tell him to change back. You're still his older brother, even

though you're 60 years younger.

False alarm.

My body's playing tricks on me.

Fish, we have to turn you back.

Don't tootin', we should.

Oh, I'm even talking old.

Okay, where's the watch?

I don't know. It was here a minute ago.

What, you lost it? You only gone for ten seconds.

I was?

Where'd I go?

So, how do we wake a mummy?

Tummy tickle.

All we have to do is read the incantation on top of the sarcophagus.

How do you know that?

I have weird hobbies, okay?

Buddy butt, get the magic mirror ready.

Sir Gareth, we're recording this as proof that Sir Swayze taught us how to

a mummy back to its mommy.

And now, I will read the ancient incantation.

Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey! That can't be it.

I was wrong. Please continue.

be pretty terrified.

But we know this mummy is no threat to us because Sir Swayze taught us his

power punch.

Let's do it.

Swayze!

Power punch, but the mummy has mystical powers. So now we need you to take it

out for us. So stop brushing your amazing Swayze tail.

Wait, so there's a mummy loose?

This is bad. Like, we should tell the teacher bad?

But you're our teacher.

I know, that's why I'm freaking out.

Help me pack this ball water.

I'm out of here.

But it's just one mummy. You survived the great mummy invasion.

I survived because I ran away while they ate my battle unicorn.

You're a legendary knight. No.

A legendary phony. And that Peaky Power Punch only works on carts and battle

dummies.

Why would you open a night academy if you're just a big old chicken man baby?

Mr. Gareth embarrassed me when he kicked me out.

I want to embarrass him back by taking all the students.

No disrespect, Sir Slazy, but that's not why you go into teaching.

Wait, so what are we going to do now?

Well, I do know.

The Swayze Sprint.

You're still my student. Save me.

Mommy!

If that thing puts your Swayze in a sarcophagus, he'll be turned into a

How do you know that?

I told you I have weird hobbies.

Okay, we better find that watch or Fizz will be old forever.

Come on, Fanta, let's look.

I can't get off of this chair on the cart of my sciatica.

What's a sciatica? I don't know.

I'm doomed, Prudy.

All I had to do was watch him and keep him from eating candy.

Wait, candy?

Wait, that's it?

Well, I could use a snack, but now it's not the time.

No, he hides things in his boot.

Maybe the watch is in there, too.

Get off of me, man!

Papa gave me these boots.

I am your brother.

Dad,

you put the watch in your candy boot.

Oh, yeah.

See if my tuna sandwich is in there, too.

Change him back before he puts anything else in that boot.

But if I turn back into a kid, you'll get kicked out. I don't care.

I just want my little brother back.

You are the best big brother, this old fool.

If I had... Goodbye!

student who I can't

We know that there's no shortcuts to becoming a knight.

We're sorry.

You butt -dialed me.

Bye -bye.

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