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[scatting]
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♪ A Netflix series ♪
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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪
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♪ They're coming down south
To stay with me ♪
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-♪ Hey! ♪
-♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪
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♪ It's Family Reunion ♪
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[laughing]
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[upbeat music plays]
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♪ Hey ♪
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{\an8}I have been surrounded
by sneezing middle schoolers all week.
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{\an8}It is nice to be
around my germ-free cousins.
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{\an8}You wash your hands right, Ami?
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{\an8}Cousin Cheryl, I live with filthy boys.
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{\an8}I wash my hands all the time.
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Here, people.
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{\an8}Finally, M'Dear's mac and cheese.
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{\an8}We have been waiting all day for this.
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{\an8}[girls gagging]
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{\an8}I guess I'm late. I wanted to warn you.
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{\an8}-Maybelle made the mac and cheese.
-Ah.
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-The aftertaste, it burns.
-[Cocoa] Here.
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{\an8}Tony is giving Maybelle a big surprise.
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{\an8}He said he's going to bring it by later,
after he drops off his mother, Joyce.
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{\an8}Aw. A gift before the wedding tomorrow.
That is so sweet.
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{\an8}Yeah. I mean, I wish I had a rich,
handsome fiancé who brought me gifts.
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Well, speaking of gifts,
I recently joined the Palladium team.
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What's a Palladium?
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{\an8}Oh, it's a lifestyle.
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{\an8}We empower women by offering each of us
the freedom of entrepreneurship.
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Sounds like a cult.
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Kind of.
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-[door closes]
-[Ami] Shh! Aunt Maybelle's coming.
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Okay, now y'all, listen.
She doesn't know anything about anything,
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so keep your big mouths shut.
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-Hey, y'all.
-Maybelle.
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Tony has a big surprise for you!
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[squeals]
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Y'all are just mad
because I beat you to it.
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Aw. My baby has a surprise for me.
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So nobody say anything,
unless you want to.
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Sorry, but we don't know the deets.
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All we know is he's bringing it
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after he drops his mom here
for our girls' night.
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Wait, Joyce is coming here?
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Oh, we're going to need
some more spiked tea.
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Why don't you like your mother-in-law?
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It's more that she doesn't like me.
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She takes issue with me
being a little older than Tony.
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[chuckles]
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A little older than Tony. [chuckles]
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Oh, that's funny.
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It is not funny, Amelia.
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I mean, I can handle it,
but it really bothers Tony.
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[knock on door]
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[Ami] I'll get it.
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No, I'll get it.
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Let me get this torture
over and done with.
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[groans]
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-Hi, baby.
-Hey, baby.
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Hey, everyone.
Ladies, this is my lovely mother, Joyce.
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-Hello, Joyce.
-Hi.
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-Joyce.
-Maybelle.
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Oh, goodness. Have you gotten older
since the last time I saw you?
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-Mom!
-What? I love you too, dear.
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Joyce, take off your jacket
and make yourself welcome here in my home.
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And I'm going to have Cheryl
make you a big bowl of mac and cheese.
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Oh, thank you.
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Uh, I'm going to hit the gym.
I'll see my number one girl later.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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Run, Tony, run.
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Here you go, Joyce. Enjoy.
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Ooh. [chuckles]
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Ooh!
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Maybe that nasty food
will make her shut her mouth.
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-[upbeat music plays]
-♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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You know, nothing
builds character like hard work
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and we have outdone ourselves.
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We?
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Yeah, so far, me, Tyson,
and Dad are the only we's working.
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Well, you're the only ones
that need character.
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Now, let's, uh, put these boxes
up in the attic before we forget.
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And by we, you mean us, right?
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Now you're catching on.
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Once we get these boxes back,
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then the church will be ready
for the wedding tomorrow.
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And then my work is done.
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[upbeat music plays]
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♪ Yeah, yeah, oh ♪
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Wow, I haven't been up here in years.
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Huh. You know, uh, back in the day,
I used to bring girls up here to...
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pray.
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That was 25 years ago!
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It's never too late to correct your child.
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Y'all just keep on building character.
I'm going downstairs.
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Well, let's get started. [sighs]
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[chittering]
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Oh! What...
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Oh, a puppy.
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[chittering]
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That ain't no damn puppy!
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Oh! No! No!
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-Mazzi!
-No, no, no! It's too late.
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The raccoon has him now.
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[upbeat music plays]
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-So, Joyce.-Hmm.
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May I offer you some tea? It's spiked.
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Spiked tea. What is this, the prom?
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Anything to hold on
to your youth, I suppose. Hmm? [laughs]
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Miss Joyce, we have a gift for you.
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Oh!
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[giggles]
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-[gasps]
-Don't you love it?
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I designed and bedazzled it myself, so...
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Oh, cute!
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But, you know, since I'm an adult,
I really don't do cute anymore.
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I do more adult things,
like date men my own age,
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something your Aunt Maybelle
hasn't quite mastered yet.
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Ugh.
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The shade of it all.
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Now, you listen here, Miss Joyce.
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This is Maybelle's party,
and if you can't get with the show,
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baby, you need to hit the door.
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Wait. Wait. Wait.
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Nobody's hitting the door.
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Let's... Let's talk this out.
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Don't waste your energy, Cocoa.
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Joyce only hears what she wants to hear.
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Let me handle this.
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Look, Joyce, wouldn't it be great
if we all could put our differences aside
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and celebrate Maybelle tonight?
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Oh.
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So, what you're saying is
you're going to drive me back to my hotel
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so I can mourn the fact
that my son is throwing away his life?
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Thanks.
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I'll wait for you on the porch.
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Wow, she really does
only hear what she wants to hear.
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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[panting]
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What's going on?
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There's a raccoon up there.
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Well, somebody's got to go up there
and get that raccoon out
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before the wedding tomorrow.
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Someone other than me.
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Well, you got this, Big Unc.
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Big Unc who?
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You know what? You're right.
I'm not tripping.
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-It's okay.
-[yelps]
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Okay, maybe I am tripping.
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It's all right, son.
We all have our demons.
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Well, at least it's trapped
until we can figure out a plan.
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[chitters]
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Whoa!
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It's not trapped.
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I have a feeling that the last person out
didn't get a chance to close the door.
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You were the last person out.
Why didn't you close the door?
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Um, a better question is,
as your child, why was I the last one out?
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The best question is,
as my child, why are you so slow?
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[upbeat music plays]
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♪ Hey ♪
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Are you sure we shouldn't ask Uncle Tony
to wait until my mom gets back?
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Look, I have been waiting
on this surprise long enough.
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Everything ain't about you, Jade. Go.
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Tony, come on with it.
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Oh my God. What is it?
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Okay. It's something you've always wanted.
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Let's take this blindfold off.
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A dog?
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Not just any dog.
Shai's a rescue dog. Hey!
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She poop on my floor,
she's going to need another rescue.
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Oh baby, this is so sweet,
but I'm not really a dog person.
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What? You said you love dogs.
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-I did?
-Yeah, when we first met.
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Well, that's probably
because I knew you loved dogs,
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and I was trying to make a connection.
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And, hello, it worked.
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So you lied to me.
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Come on, sweetie.
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I mean, all couples tell little white lies
when they're courting.
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Well, to me
there's nothing little about a lie.
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Tony, come on. You're overreacting.
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I never overreact.
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I just feel like I don't know
who you are anymore.
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Well, if Uncle Tony thinks a lie is a lie...
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And Maybelle doesn't...
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Then there's only one way
to settle this dispute.
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Let me get my robe!
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Robe? Why is she getting a robe?
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[chuckles] Because
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here comes the judge.
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["The People's Court" theme plays]
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[Ami] Tony Olsen believes
in total honesty in a relationship.
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Maybelle Williams believes
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that there's nothing wrong
with little white lies.
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We'll settle it today, here, in court.
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M'Dear's Court!
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[upbeat music plays]
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I thought you wanted to go back
to your room and just forget about today?
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And a drink will help me do just that.
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Look, I know that you
are not happy about Maybelle and Tony,
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but they are happy, so you should be too.
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Ooh.
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I need a drink
to continue this conversation.
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Where is the bartender?
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Do I have to make my own cocktail?
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Joyce, you shouldn't be back there.
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But as long as you are,
I'll have a martini.
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Uh, can I help you, ladies?
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Hey, Cocoa!
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Hey! Um, Joyce, this is Vic,
my buddy from the gym.
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And Vic, this is Joyce,
my aunt's soon-to-be mother-in-law.
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Mm-hmm. And my soon-to-be first wife.
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Oh! Boy! Stop flirting.
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Joyce is way too smart
for any of your pickup lines.
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I've heard them all before.
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Yeah, well, I heard you're from Tennessee,
because you're the only ten I see.
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[giggles]
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What? I haven't heard that one.
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-And I admire your creativity.
-Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Vic, are there
any other cool spots you can suggest?
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Mm. Well, there is a lituation
happening in the ballroom
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and we can kick it there if you like.
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Oh, we like. Right, Joyce?
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Depends. What's a lituation?
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It's a lit situation.
So simple, but I get it.
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You must be tired
from driving all the men crazy.
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Well, I guess
a little lituation won't hurt.
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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[upbeat music plays]
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Keep your eyes open.
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[sighs]
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That raccoon tore up all our hard work.
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And by our, I mean mine.
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Maybe I should go check on Dad.
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He was pretty shaken up.
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Yeah, I think he's raccoon-a-phobic.
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Oh, he'll be all right,
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as soon as he stops crying.
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[upbeat action music plays]
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Who's crying now?
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Dad!
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Woo! You came back!
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I'm facing my demons.
That raccoon's going down.
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Cheryl, your witness.
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Cousin Maybelle,
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would you consider yourself
an honest person?
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Of course I do.
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Honest enough to tell M'Dear the doily
'round her neck makes her look country.
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00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,983
I'm honest, not crazy.
250
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:43,113
Are you honest enough to tell Cheryl
251
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,367
that she's gonna kill somebody
with those products she's selling?
252
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,829
Palladium products make life better.
253
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,543
That foot cream turned my toenail black.
254
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,215
It's not too late to make a run for it.
255
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,510
[upbeat music plays]
256
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,724
What is this?
257
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:14,812
Ain't no party like a college party
'cause a college party don't stop!
258
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,272
[chuckling]
259
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,357
They've got free Funyuns! Ha ha!
260
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:24,154
Uh, look, Joyce, if this party
is too exciting and too young for you,
261
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,281
we don't have to go in.
262
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,658
Well, I mean,
Vic did bring us all the way here.
263
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,285
I guess we could at least check it out.
264
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,997
But I can't make any promises
that I will stay
265
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,541
or enjoy myself.
266
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,631
-Muah! [laughs]
-Oh!
267
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,718
[cheering]
268
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,431
Oh, mercy!
269
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,309
[laughing]
270
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,768
Woo!
271
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,728
Oh.
272
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,022
So are you having a good time?
273
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,859
I mean, I'm having an okay time.
274
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,236
[laughing]
275
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,489
Hey! Hey! Hey!
276
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,783
-Hey!
-[Cocoa laughs]
277
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,535
Hey!
278
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,579
Hey!
279
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,164
Are you having fun yet?
280
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,875
I'm having the time of my life!
281
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,128
That's what I do! That's what I do!
282
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:24,048
That's what I do! That's what I do!
283
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,466
[cheering]
284
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,761
[upbeat music plays]
285
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,848
♪ What's up? ♪
286
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,600
♪ What? What's up? ♪
287
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,352
[sighs]
288
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,228
Maybe he left the building.
289
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,522
-[chitters]
-[gasps]
290
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,440
There it is.
291
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,734
No!
292
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,236
Over there.
293
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,406
Slowly. Slowly.
294
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,203
Where did it go?
295
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,581
[chitters]
296
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,125
Clever girl.
297
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:01,669
[snarls]
298
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:02,836
-[Mazzi gasps]
-[yelps]
299
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,297
[screams]
300
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,593
Save yourselves!
301
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,055
-[clamoring]
-[raccoon snarling]
302
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,144
Dad?
303
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,272
[grunts]
304
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,357
Victory!
305
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,610
-[chuckles]
-Woo!
306
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,320
-Unc, you did it!
-Way to go, Dad!
307
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,238
Oh, man!
308
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:33,492
Hey, I'm proud of you, son.
You faced your fears and came out on top.
309
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,828
Well, I had to decide
what kind of man I wanted to be.
310
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,871
What's the point
in living your life scared?
311
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,999
Well, you know, living, for one.
312
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,920
Right, well, you got him.
What do you do now?
313
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,797
I don't know. Dad, what do you think?
314
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,550
I think my work here is done.
315
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,885
I'm going to go eat. Come on, boys.
316
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:52,803
What?
317
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,765
No, seriously.
What am I supposed to do with this thing?
318
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,142
Dad!
319
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,730
-Well, I guess I'll set you free.
-[chitters]
320
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,774
Okay, you know what? Peace out! No.
321
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,403
[upbeat music plays]
322
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,407
Now, Mr. Olsen...
323
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,829
do you believe
that honesty is the best policy?
324
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,789
It's the only policy.
325
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,002
When I became an Eagle Scout,
I took an oath never to lie.
326
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:28,881
Huh.
327
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:33,177
To never lie.
328
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,931
I rest my case
329
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,852
and my feet
because these heels are killing me.
330
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,023
{\an8}I see you, Ketanji.
331
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:52,863
Your Honor, may I present Exhibit A?
332
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,325
In this lovely Palladium
serving and storage dish.
333
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,372
I know that smell anywhere.
334
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,208
Mm-hmm.
335
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:08,962
That's right.
It's Maybelle's mac and cheese.
336
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,257
And Tony loves my mac and cheese.
337
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,176
He's the only one.
338
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,847
Is that true, Tony?
339
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,518
Do you love Maybelle's mac and cheese?
340
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,604
I mean, not as much as I love her.
[chuckles]
341
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:26,563
So cute.
342
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,983
Uh, take a bite.
343
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,153
Jade, don't you want to object?
344
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,156
Sorry, Renee just dyed her hair
and thanks to you, I was honest.
345
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,450
I told her she looks like Elmo,
now it's a thing.
346
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,618
Just give me one second.
347
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,831
We're waiting.
348
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,083
Come on, knock it out, scout.
349
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:51,964
Mm. Mm, mm, good.
350
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,799
Hmm-hmm.
351
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,471
I'm sorry, Maybelle, but I hate it.
352
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,307
Baby, who puts Vienna sausages
and cranberries in mac and cheese?
353
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,185
You said the tang was your favorite part!
354
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:12,693
Your Honor, this man is a liar
and his pants are on fire. I rest my case.
355
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,782
Tony Olsen, you are guilty as charged.
356
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:25,789
But... you love my sister enough
to want to spare her feelings,
357
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:30,502
even though her mac and cheese
is the worst in the state of Georgia,
358
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,337
maybe the whole world.
359
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:40,262
So, I sentence the both of you
360
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,973
to a lifetime...
361
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,936
of love and happiness.
362
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,521
-[chuckles]
-Aw!
363
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,148
Thank you, Your Honor.
364
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,025
My sister.
365
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,568
I love you.
366
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,403
[M'Dear chuckles]
367
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,113
Ami, get rid of that mess.
368
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,827
[growls]
369
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,540
[upbeat music plays]
370
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,961
-Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
-[laughing]
371
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,004
Oh!
372
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,381
This was epic!
373
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,633
Woo!
374
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,886
Oh, thank you so much
for showing me a great time tonight.
375
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,179
Yeah, and you know what?
376
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:26,433
It's kind of weird that we had
so much fun with a younger man.
377
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,936
You have made your point, okay?
378
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,313
I can see now
how Maybelle could fall in love
379
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,690
with someone so much younger than her.
380
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,692
[laughing]
381
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,196
Look, Joyce, if you are here
to start trouble...
382
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,614
I'm not.
383
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:44,743
I'm just here to have a mature,
private conversation with Maybelle.
384
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:49,039
Well, you heard the woman, Cocoa.
This is a private conversation.
385
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,415
Okay.
386
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,376
Ah, this porch is spinning.
387
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,835
I need to pump and dump.
388
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,295
I don't want Skye spinning.
389
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,964
[laughing]
390
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,632
-Bye, girl.
-Bye.
391
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,593
Go ahead.
392
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,265
Listen, Maybelle...
393
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,725
No, you listen, Joyce.
394
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:13,689
All I've done ever since you got here,
is listen to you insult me and belittle me
395
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,983
and I'm not going to take it anymore.
396
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,401
So,
397
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:22,155
whether you like it or not,
I am marrying your son tomorrow.
398
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:23,907
I know.
399
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:27,411
And while you are not
who I would choose for Tony,
400
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,037
you make my son happy.
401
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,832
And that is what's most important.
402
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:32,791
Mm.
403
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:37,170
If I'd known it would be that easy, I'd
have stood up for myself a long time ago.
404
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,842
Well, it wouldn't have worked back then,
I wasn't ready yet.
405
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:42,759
Mm-hmm.
406
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:46,930
So, can we just consider ourselves
a work in progress?
407
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:52,019
Okay. We can consider ourselves
a... "work in progress."
408
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,353
[laughing]
409
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,564
[both] Uh... Uh...
410
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,691
Ooh!
411
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,650
There.
412
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,279
I guess my job here is done!
413
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:05,032
So, Joyce, you want to come inside
and have some spiked tea?
414
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,409
No, no, no. We are not there yet.
415
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:10,996
I'd rather go back to my hotel
and sleep all this off.
416
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,332
Oh, can someone give me a ride?
417
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:17,002
[chuckles]
No, no, no. We're not there yet.
418
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,757
I'll call you a Uber.
419
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,594
[upbeat music plays]
420
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,180
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh ♪
421
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,017
What is it about our family and raccoons?
422
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,102
I don't know.
But I'm over my fear of them.
423
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,812
Nothing can hurt me now.
424
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,815
Aw, my brave warrior.
425
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,860
Once your face heals,
I'm going to kiss it.
426
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:50,243
You may now kiss your bride.
427
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,244
[Maybelle] Oh.
428
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,838
Don't break a hip.
429
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,096
[cheering]
430
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,810
♪ I'm with you now ♪
431
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:18,563
♪ We're together
Because he has blessed us ♪
432
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:21,400
♪ Lord, this is love ♪
433
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,860
♪ I'm with you now ♪
434
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,864
♪ We're together
Because he has blessed us ♪
435
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,659
{\an8}♪ Lord, this is love ♪
436
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,786
{\an8}♪ I'm with you now ♪
437
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:35,705
{\an8}♪ We're together
Because he blessed us ♪
438
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:39,751
{\an8}♪ Lord, this... Lord, this is love ♪
439
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,837
{\an8}[cheering and applause]
440
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,549
[upbeat music plays]
441
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,101
[upbeat music playing]
442
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,395
Diva out.
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