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Ante Dios y todos los santos, se proclama que tú, Lorenzo Esteban, quedas

desterrado del pueblo de España.

De hoy en adelante te es negada toda gracia de la Santa Iglesia.

Te es prohibido decir misa.

Tú y tus seguidores quedan condenados a recorrer estas tierras salvajes

hasta que vuestras almas hayan quedado limpias de todo pecado.

Así es que apartaos del sendero de la perdición o vais a sufrir penas eternas.

Nada os podrá librar ni de la persecución del ángel de la justicia.

Si algún día volvemos a cruzar miradas, verás en mí a tu Redentor

y a tu Verdugo.

Go, go, go!

I am circumcised!

for the March of Dimes, Cooper Smith.

Well, I am playing. The coach says I get to play.

Oh, the coach.

Coach that!

Knock it off!

Come on, girls.

This place looks like a shit house.

You've got five minutes to shower and get the hell out of here. Hey, coach,

you really going to play him against John Paul Jones?

Everybody plays sports here, Bubba.

I guess that's another game we're going to lose, huh, coach?

Come here, Bubba.

Now, listen to me.

You know the Colonel's policy as well as I do.

Everybody plays two out of every four quarters. Now, what the hell do you

me to do about that, huh?

Hey, Slick, you still on extra duty at the chapel? Yeah, I gotta start cleaning

that friggin' cellar today.

I'll bet you'll be down there all year.

Maybe till he graduates.

Hey, Cooper Dick, you know you should really take advantage of visiting day.

Maybe it'll get out of your detail.

Big dope.

You have to have a mother and a father.

Cooper Smith, you're dead.

Oh.

Well, then maybe I'll let the lady from the welfare office visit you.

The way I see it, Mrs. Caldwell, the military is the backbone of this

Our only hope in preserving this democratic way of life of ours.

Good stock and breeding will tell.

There was a time when only the sons of the right families attended our academy

here, but now, due to our financial condition, we're obliged to take in

cases like Cooper Smith.

Reverend?

Reverend Jameson?

Reverend Jameson?

What the hell are you doing down here?

I'm on punishment duty, sir.

Well, I came down looking for the Reverend.

I'm supposed to start cleaning out the cellar. Nobody told me about it.

Well, you know, I bet you forgot.

Nobody knows you're down here.

Super Smith?

Oh, it's you, sir.

When I didn't find you upstairs, I came down here and started cleaning up some

of this junk, and then I ran into the Sarge here.

Sergeant. Private Coopersmith is on a punishment detail.

Punishment? Yes, and I want you to give him a hand.

Well, I don't have enough to do as it is.

Coopersmith here will do all the work.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh,

there's the Reverend.

Pardon my dust. I've just come up from the cellar.

I've just been giving Mrs. Caldwell a tour of the grounds.

I've always admired the architecture of your school.

Why, thank you.

But what always intrigued me is the chapel.

Well, I think the reverend has a better background of that than I. He's made a

study of it.

I was curious about the old building myself, so I started to do a little

googling.

Come on.

And the founder of the order was a certain Father Esteban.

You see, the actual land that the school sits on was given to Esteban in an

order of Spanish monks when they fled the Inquisition.

Thank you.

Rumor has it that before being executed, Esteban vowed to return and extract his

revenge.

The signal would manifest itself on these very grounds.

Hmm, how interesting.

Did you enjoy your tour of the chapel, Mrs. Caldwell?

Oh, I certainly did. Reverend Jameson was most informative.

Oh, there's Douglas.

Douglas. You'll have a fine Sunday, Mrs. Caldwell. Thank you.

Mother's going now.

Give her a kiss.

I hope we have the financial resources to do right by him. Oh, I'm sure you

will, Colonel.

I'll have a talk with the senator tonight. He's very big on military

especially tax -exempt ones.

Thank you.

Damn. Look at my clothes.

You are late, Cooper Smith.

I hope you have an unimpeachable excuse.

Your silence pleases me, Cooper Smith.

I would consider any excuse unacceptable, short of your being

visitors from outer space.

I take it we can rule out extraterrestrial interference?

Yes, sir.

Now, with your permission, I will continue.

Gentlemen, for the next few weeks, we will be campaigning as Julius Caesar.

We will try to duplicate Caesar's military strategy as well as read Latin.

The final exam will consist of questions about that strategy as well as your

ability to master Latin grammar and vocabulary.

For your sake, I hope that all of you have become little experts at

declension, and irregular verbs.

Also, let me emphasize strongly the importance of the model assignment upon

which you are working. I expect nothing less than perfection in concept and

execution. Remember.

This is a military academy.

Any mistake, big or small, will be dealt with in the most severe terms.

Understood?

You must never forget you are being trained in a military career. An

model will earn you an F in this class.

Ad sapiens verbum suffectum.

A word to the wise, Rupert Smith.

Not you, Cooper Smith.

This is the second time you have been late this week, Cooper Smith.

I want you to report to the colonel's office after your last class.

Do not understand you, Cooper Smith. You have a fine mind.

If only you would apply yourself.

I do try, sir.

Well, you know my model catapult?

I'm using one of the computers to check my configurations.

So it'll be really accurate.

I hope it is for your sake.

Now you'd best get out of here. You'll be late for your next class.

Yes, sir.

Leave him alone.

How would you like to follow his hat?

Jojo, I hope you men are ready for the game on Saturday. Oh, yes, sir. And

not forget the rally. We want to have some good fun. We wouldn't miss it, sir.

That's right, sir.

Cooper Smith.

Where's your hat?

I lost it.

Well, find it.

The good Lord doesn't want you out of uniform.

And neither do I.

Good day, man.

Good day.

Good of you to come, Private.

Come inside.

And leave your books out here.

I'm disappointed in you, boy.

I could understand if you didn't have what it takes.

But your record shows you have an above -average IQ.

And what concerns me is your inability to get along with the others.

I'd be remiss in my duty if I didn't do all in my power to see to it that you

take every advantage of it we have to overhear.

Now, I know you miss your folks, but you have to accept the fact that they're

gone and make the best of it.

We have a mission at this academy, and that mission is to turn out young men

the military.

So from now on, I'm going to keep a special eye on you.

I'm going to see to it personally that you toe the line.

I'm going to make a good soldier out of you, or else know the reason why.

Now, what have you got to say to that, Trooper?

Huh?

Now, I'm a firm believer that words alone are useless.

So, I'm going to make sure you remember our little chat.

Every time you sit down this week.

But don't worry.

You'll still be in there against John Paul Jones Academy.

Take the position, boy.

He's going to love it. Here comes Cooper, Dick.

What'd you guys do with my book?

What book you talking about, Cooper dear?

You know what book I'm talking about, Bubba.

I don't know nothing about no book.

Maybe you don't.

You guys broke my catapult. You're going to pay for that.

Yes,

Private, what would you like? You wouldn't happen to have seen a book I

have left you the other day, would you?

No, I haven't.

It's really important to me.

Will that be all?

Yeah. Thanks.

You take one of my twos.

No.

Somebody took my crowbar.

Well, I'm sure it'll turn up.

I'll keep an eye out for it.

I have to go.

Study hall.

That was the bell, Private.

Well, just a few more minutes.

Others are scheduled.

How?

Thank you.

By the dreadful day of judgment, by the face of the divine majesty,

and by the four beasts before the throne, by the fire which is about the

I conjure and command thee, O Prince of Darkness, in the name of him who spake

and it was done, Satan, Lucifer.

Rupert Smith?

Appear forthwith and show yourself to me.

Cooper Smith.

Gotta have that unholy water.

Defiled host.

Shoot.

Gotta have it.

Cooper Smith.

Cooper Smith?

Yes, sir.

I'm sorry, sir. Cooper Smith, where in God's name do you come from?

Well, I was right here, sir. No, you weren't right there. Because if you were

right there, I would have seen you.

Now, why isn't this place cleaned up?

It's a big job, sir. I know it's a big job, Cooper Smith.

Look, it's getting late.

I think you should run along to the mess hall and get something to eat.

Because they're just about finished serving supper.

Whatever it is now is fine.

You don't look like you belong here.

You sure your mother and father didn't send you here just to get you out of the

way?

My mom and dad were killed in an automobile accident.

You should have told me sooner. I would have given you an extra lump of mashed

potatoes.

That's better.

Finished?

Doesn't look like this little one's getting too much to eat.

Aren't you going to help it? There's nothing I can do that's going to help

I tried everything.

Can I have him?

What are you going to do with him?

Keep him.

Try to give him a chance.

Why don't you let nature take its course?

Yeah, maybe you're right.

Maybe this puppy's better off not making it.

It's a tough world out there.

You've got to be able to kick and scratch if you want to survive.

I found that out right after my parents died.

From what I can tell, like these other pups, the ones that can do the most

pushing and shoving, they get the biggest piece of the pie.

I don't think he stands a chance.

But if you like him, take him.

Your new home, boy.

It's a little stuffy, but it'll work out just fine.

You'll like it.

It's pretty good right here.

It's pretty sturdy.

How do you like it in there, Fred, all right?

Okay, well, you've got to stay there. I've got to go to work.

I'm going to put this right here.

Now, yell if you need anything. Stay here.

Consecrated host.

By the four beasts before the throne, by the fire which is about the throne,

appear forthwith and show thyself to me in beastly or in human form.

Come peaceably, visibly, and without delay.

By the dreadful day of judgment, by the face of the unholy majesty, I conjure

and command thee, Prince of Darkness.

Peer forthwith and show thyself to me.

I, Stanley Coopersmith, command you!

Holy Christ.

I think we went too far this time, Bubba. Oh, it'll be all right. He's just

cold cock.

Jesus, did you see the look on his face?

Wow. He's really out cold.

I think he's coming, too.

Hey, let's get out of here before Sarge catches us, okay? Fuck Sarge.

where you been more extra duty got garbage detail next you know we're all

heading out to the field to get things fixed up for the rally tonight I'll

up with you later bye

What do you want to drill today?

Here.

Take this bag of bones for the pup.

Take it on the arches.

Come on.

Oh, how you doing, Freddy?

Got a little surprise for you. Yeah.

From Jake's Kitchen? Some Jake bones. How about that?

Just like you promised.

You like that, huh?

Well, I gotta get one thing and then I gotta go.

Enjoy.

Who in the hell is in here?

Ah!

Yeah, that's probably just Sarge.

Probably drunk again.

Yeah, you're a good dog. You've got to be quiet so he can't hear you, all

All right, we're here.

You like it, huh?

All right, you be a good boy tomorrow. I'll take you out and let you get some

fresh air, all right?

Well, you got to be quiet, too.

What the hell are you doing down here?

What is this place?

Well, I was going to tell you about it.

Tell me my ass.

There's my fucking crowbar.

The one that took it.

I borrowed it. And when I ask you, you lied to me.

What else have you lied to me about?

That's it.

All you little bastards laugh at me.

Don't you think I know that you make fun of me? I don't make fun of you.

Jesus Christ. You got a fucking dog down here, too.

I had to bring it here.

I couldn't keep it in the dorms. I had to bring it here.

Yeah.

Why not here?

Sards, the animal, lives in the cellar. Why not a dog?

You lied to me.

You stole from me.

I'll show you.

Please.

It's a good trick, you cocksucker.

Now, I'm going to show you.

I'm going to show you how I make a little boy into a little girl. You want

see that trick?

Help!

There ain't nobody going to hear you.

Help! Ain't nobody going to come to help you neither.

You look for Sarge in his room? Yes, sir. He is not there.

Well, he's probably gone off on one of his toots to sleep it off somewhere.

done it before. Sir, I have got to talk to you about Coopersmith.

Coach, I recognize your problem.

But you have to understand that when it comes to sports, the philosophy of the

academy is to play everyone.

Coopersmith, look at you. Where the hell is your hat?

Sir. Private, you are an embarrassment to this school.

Sir. I've been in the cellar. Look at him. How the hell can I let him

us on the field, sir? At ease, Cooper Smith.

Private Cooper Smith has been cleaning out the cellar.

Cooper Smith, get yourself cleaned up.

Sir. You are dismissed, Private. And for Christ's sake, go get yourself

straightened out, will you?

You see what I mean, sir?

Thank you.

The Ball.

Thank you.

Where you been?

Look, the dreading's about to begin. Come on.

Oh.

Yeah.

don't you?

And I think that we can safely say that the next, this heavy arc...

Miss Kelly?

I just wanted to say... Well, to

tell you... I'm sorry.

I thought you were the best.

Out there, I thought you should have won.

No, no, really. I thought you should have won.

You really mean that, don't you?

I do.

I do.

Well, well, well.

Look what we've got here.

Our eighth soccer player.

Getting high, Cooper Dick?

Hey, leave him alone, Bubba. Sure, I'll leave him alone.

But I'm benching you for smoking dope.

You can't do that.

The coach says everybody gets to play.

That's what sports are for, to make us well -rounded.

Make you well -rounded, you dink. Guys, try anything. You're going to be sorry.

Oh, yeah?

Let's see how it looks without pants.

Jack, leave him alone.

Shut up. Cut it out. I'm going to fix you guys. You guys are going to pay for

this. Hey, you're going to pay for this.

You think that we're going to lose this game because of you? You've got another

thing coming.

You're so much a show of your face. And I'm going to bust you in half.

I'm going to play.

You can't stop me. I'll go to the colonel.

You do that, Cooper Dick.

You do that.

And it's your funeral.

And your little dog.

You know he's down there in the cellar somewhere.

And I'm going to make sausage out of you, Cooper Dick.

Touch my dog.

God help me. You're going to get it.

Cooper Smith.

What is the meaning of this?

This is the last straw, Private. Not only are you not going to play in the

tomorrow, but as of now, you are off the team.

Where the hell does it look like I'm going?

What if Sarge shows up?

Where the hell are you going, man?

Sarge went over the hill.

Okay, party time tonight.

Oh, God.

What's with the dry hamper thing? It's not going to be dry for long.

It's a rat.

Oh, the Sheldon's load is a rat.

He's one to rat park.

of evil.

There's no turning back once the gates of hell are closed.

Not bad, huh?

Hey, how about a little less talk and a little more beer?

Beer? Here you go. Yeah, give her a beer. Hey, save one of those for me.

What is all this?

Looks like black magic.

Sell a black mass and invite the devil.

Hey, come take a look at this.

It's in Latin.

Hey, man, you can't even read English.

Let me look at that.

You're all right. You're all right. Let me look at this.

Wow.

Check this out.

Isn't it cute?

What is it?

That must be the devil's dog. Devil's dog? Why should I have him hungry?

Yeah, you're always hungry.

Yeah, man.

Hey, look at that.

That must be Cooper Smith's dog.

Well,

let's have another look at this computer.

This is weird.

Watch this.

Focus, focus, Satan.

Come out wherever you are.

Look, man, the thing says that we need a consecrated host. Why don't you make

yourself useful? Go get me one, all right?

I'm not going to commit no sacrilege, Bubba.

hell with you guys.

Ever cast a spell before, Bubba?

Or is this your first time?

Well, you see, we need to sacrifice for the devil.

See, we need a little virgin blood.

I guess that leaves you out, kid.

Well, how would you know, hot...

Give me that knife. What are you going to do with it? Just give me the knife.

That's enough,

Bubba. Shut up.

Bubba knows what he's doing. Right, Bubba?

Skittles.

Let me have your attention now. Come on.

Hey, uh... Where's Coopersmith?

Maybe he got the message.

What message?

We were a team, Fred.

We were a team.

you'll be punished.

Now, I want all you guys down at the chapel in ten minutes. Out of here.

go.

What message?

Art. Art.

I love you.

Cooper Smith!

Cooper Smith!

Cooper Smith!

Cooper Smith!

Super Smith!

The devil you think you're doing?

I'm putting...

Little soldiers, I want to talk to you about another game.

A game of life.

I know a lot of you soccer jocks think it's okay to go out there and try to

one over on the referee when he's not watching.

But I'm here to tell you that nobody, I mean nobody, pulls anything over on the

head referee in the big game.

And that's what really is important.

You go to the trough of sin with gluttony and lust like pigs.

You're being coached by Satan.

And if you care to check the standings, he's got a losing record.

I command you, prince of evil, heed my call.

Give life to the instruments of my retribution.

With your strength and force, let them avenge me, and I will pledge my soul

to you and serve you for all eternity.

So when the big scorekeeper, you know, the guy up there, when he adds up the

ledger between good and evil, you, uh, you'd

better be on the winning side of this, soldiers.

Hell to pay.

Thank you.