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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,876 --> 00:00:29,251 Bed & Board 2 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:27,042 Two pounds of tangerines, please. 3 00:01:29,126 --> 00:01:30,584 There, Mademoiselle. 4 00:01:30,751 --> 00:01:32,834 No... It's Madame! 5 00:01:53,626 --> 00:01:55,376 This magazine, please. 6 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:59,876 That poster of Nureyev, 7 00:02:00,042 --> 00:02:01,251 may I have it? 8 00:02:02,376 --> 00:02:03,626 - Help yourself. - Lovely. 9 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,834 Terrific! 10 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:08,959 - How much? - Two francs. 11 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:11,084 - Thank you. - Mademoiselle... 12 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:13,209 No... It's Madame! 13 00:02:13,792 --> 00:02:16,292 You go ahead, I'm slow. 14 00:02:36,459 --> 00:02:38,584 I'm late! I forgot the red. 15 00:03:09,501 --> 00:03:11,542 You're dyeing them red? 16 00:03:12,001 --> 00:03:14,417 We did that at school. 17 00:03:14,584 --> 00:03:17,084 We'd stick a flower in ink, 18 00:03:17,251 --> 00:03:19,126 it'd turn black or blue. 19 00:03:19,292 --> 00:03:22,459 It was so messy, we'd get hell! 20 00:03:22,626 --> 00:03:24,917 They're turning red now. 21 00:03:25,209 --> 00:03:28,251 They're going to ban those products. 22 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,834 I heard it on TV. 23 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,209 What the hell for? 24 00:03:31,376 --> 00:03:34,376 Because of water pollution! 25 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:36,292 Shaving cream, too. 26 00:03:36,459 --> 00:03:39,792 From now on, only electric razors! 27 00:03:39,959 --> 00:03:41,792 Look how red they are! 28 00:03:41,959 --> 00:03:43,417 That was quick! 29 00:03:43,584 --> 00:03:45,084 My immersion-heater. 30 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:47,709 Funny! There's one that stays white. 31 00:03:47,876 --> 00:03:49,792 Yes. And I don't know why. 32 00:03:49,959 --> 00:03:52,334 How's the artist? 33 00:03:52,501 --> 00:03:54,209 Damn it, Ginette! 34 00:03:54,376 --> 00:03:56,792 I pay you to work for me! 35 00:04:00,876 --> 00:04:02,459 Know what I did? 36 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:04,834 Bought new pyjamas. 37 00:04:05,376 --> 00:04:07,751 But I only kept the top. 38 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:09,292 What do you say to that? 39 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:10,542 Not a thing! 40 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,334 You want an engraved invitation? 41 00:04:18,042 --> 00:04:21,084 The flowers are here. 42 00:04:21,251 --> 00:04:22,834 The blue are now red! 43 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:25,167 No. Vice versa! 44 00:04:26,084 --> 00:04:28,959 It's an old story. I said, 45 00:04:29,126 --> 00:04:31,167 "Madame Fournier, be nice." 46 00:04:31,334 --> 00:04:33,917 "My radio doesn't bother anyone." 47 00:04:34,084 --> 00:04:38,792 She says, "So sue me!" After all, I pay big taxes, right? 48 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:41,792 She just makes buttonholes! 49 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:44,626 I should have sued her then, 50 00:04:44,792 --> 00:04:48,376 10 years ago! 51 00:04:48,542 --> 00:04:50,959 If I had it to do over... 52 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,459 They turned red! 53 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:05,042 You should go into business for yourself. 54 00:05:07,626 --> 00:05:08,959 Telephone! 55 00:05:09,501 --> 00:05:11,126 Hurry up! 56 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:27,917 I'll call her... Hang on! 57 00:05:36,876 --> 00:05:41,417 Hello. Could you tell my wife her mother's calling? 58 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,209 Hello, Mama. 59 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:52,626 I can't hear... 60 00:05:52,709 --> 00:05:54,126 The garbage cans! 61 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:58,292 Tonight? 62 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:02,834 I'm sure we're free. 63 00:06:04,376 --> 00:06:06,251 Need anything? 64 00:06:12,292 --> 00:06:17,126 Right. At 8:30! See you tonight. 65 00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:23,417 We're invited to dinner at 8:15. 66 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:26,001 I'll close up right away. 67 00:06:42,084 --> 00:06:43,917 I'll get you yet! 68 00:06:47,459 --> 00:06:49,334 Give me a hand, please. 69 00:07:04,001 --> 00:07:07,876 Coming, dear! I'm coming. 70 00:07:08,542 --> 00:07:11,542 I'm almost ready! 71 00:07:55,334 --> 00:07:57,876 You can set your clock by him. 72 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:01,501 He's an opera singer, always exits on cue! 73 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:03,209 You're neighbours, aren't you? 74 00:08:03,376 --> 00:08:04,959 Same floor, next door. 75 00:08:05,126 --> 00:08:07,876 He's always right on time 76 00:08:08,042 --> 00:08:11,209 and always mad at his wife! 77 00:08:11,376 --> 00:08:13,959 She's like your flowers, 78 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:17,001 a little red here, a little blue there. 79 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:21,376 Look over there! 80 00:08:56,001 --> 00:08:59,501 Christine, would you get the wine? 81 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:06,917 The personnel wanted to work! 82 00:09:10,126 --> 00:09:11,792 Antoine, come help me. 83 00:09:11,959 --> 00:09:13,667 Go ahead. 84 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:27,376 That bottle, please. 85 00:09:46,126 --> 00:09:50,459 The Senator had a Mercedes, a foreign car. Bad politics! 86 00:09:50,626 --> 00:09:53,751 So he got a Citroen, I got the Mercedes! 87 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:55,167 I can sell it. 88 00:09:55,334 --> 00:09:56,834 Striglias? 89 00:09:57,459 --> 00:10:01,751 Striglias, often confused with oubiglias. 90 00:10:01,959 --> 00:10:06,126 From my neighbour... Plates? 91 00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:08,667 I thought you brought them 92 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:10,626 for Mother's Day. 93 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:15,459 Mother's Day? I'm sorry, Mama, I forgot! 94 00:10:15,626 --> 00:10:19,459 Mother's Day is a Nazi invention. 95 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,334 Yes, during the war. 96 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:24,917 I put in aspirin. 97 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,751 Aspirin in the water? 98 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:33,084 That's nonsense. You should cut the stems. 99 00:10:33,251 --> 00:10:34,709 I do that, too, 100 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:36,084 about half an inch. 101 00:10:36,251 --> 00:10:38,001 Out of the water? 102 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:39,751 That's useless, too. 103 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:44,126 You have to cut them in the water, so that 104 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:45,792 no air gets in. 105 00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:49,917 The water goes straight up to the flower. 106 00:10:50,334 --> 00:10:52,084 Your Japanese expert said that? 107 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:56,626 They know all about flowers. 108 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,167 Floral art. 109 00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:01,417 What about me? Don't I get any soup? 110 00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:07,292 I spoke to the Senator. 111 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,042 He might invest in your idea, 112 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:11,542 a self-service flower stand. 113 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:14,709 I'm not interested any more. 114 00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:16,501 I thought it over. 115 00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:19,667 Too much spoilage. 116 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:20,917 Right? 117 00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:25,042 Except near a cemetery, you could sell wreaths. 118 00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:29,334 I've got a new interest. 119 00:11:30,126 --> 00:11:33,334 A process to obtain Absolute Red. 120 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:38,167 Too bad. The Senator loves flowers. 121 00:11:39,251 --> 00:11:40,292 Anyway, 122 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,709 he says you'll get a phone soon. 123 00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:47,334 Then pupils can call me directly! 124 00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:49,417 You got the message? Marianne. 125 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,584 She came. Her dentist canceled. 126 00:11:54,751 --> 00:11:57,001 The little virtuoso. Who plays better than you? 127 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:58,667 Don't exaggerate! 128 00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:02,834 She is gifted, but her mother forgets to pay and... 129 00:12:04,876 --> 00:12:06,417 You won't ask? I will! 130 00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:07,917 You're in the courtyard. 131 00:12:08,084 --> 00:12:11,792 I'll grab her coming out and ask her! 132 00:12:14,376 --> 00:12:15,834 I've got an idea! 133 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,376 If she forgets, let her go. 134 00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:26,709 Just close the door. Then play a tune so Antoine knows! 135 00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:29,376 Play what? 136 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,584 - River Kwai? - No, not that! 137 00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:35,542 Mademoiselle from ArmentiГЁres? 138 00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:37,292 Something livelier. 139 00:12:38,251 --> 00:12:39,251 Autumn Leaves? 140 00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:40,334 Too slow! 141 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:41,417 Carmen? 142 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:44,084 The Jewel Song? 143 00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:45,792 What's that? 144 00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:52,334 The Marseillaise! 145 00:12:52,501 --> 00:12:55,459 Of course! The Marseillaise? 146 00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,667 It's just right! 147 00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:01,667 Oh, no! Can't be done. 148 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:04,709 You can't play it. Not on a violin! 149 00:13:04,876 --> 00:13:06,209 Why not? 150 00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:09,251 Because, "You can't fiddle around" 151 00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:12,126 "with a national anthem!" 152 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,042 Everyone knows that. 153 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,167 I'll get the light. 154 00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:50,417 Something's creepy about him. 155 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,626 Doesn't Madame Martin know who he is? 156 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,834 No! He sublets. In three months, 157 00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:00,834 he's had no visits, no mail! 158 00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:04,917 Didn't you notice his hairy hands 159 00:14:05,084 --> 00:14:07,209 with forked fingers 160 00:14:07,376 --> 00:14:12,334 and sharp nails that come out at night 161 00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:15,084 and grab at women's legs? 162 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:17,626 At women's legs! 163 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,084 Damn! I forgot the light. 164 00:14:49,251 --> 00:14:50,251 Don't look! 165 00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,751 I'm reading. 166 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:57,584 I think naked men are ugly! 167 00:14:58,709 --> 00:15:01,959 How do women stand it? Naked men are repulsive! 168 00:15:02,126 --> 00:15:04,626 - Not all men. - Yes, all men! 169 00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:05,792 Except one! 170 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:07,459 That's true. 171 00:15:07,626 --> 00:15:10,376 All except one! 172 00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:14,001 Who's the pin-up? 173 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:17,459 Nureyev. A great dancer, and handsome. 174 00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:22,542 My poor breasts! 175 00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:24,959 I can't breastfeed a child. 176 00:15:25,251 --> 00:15:28,459 Me neither! Let him feed himself! 177 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,917 Let's see. 178 00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:40,917 Let me see your breasts! What's wrong with them? 179 00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:45,334 Hey, they don't match! 180 00:15:45,501 --> 00:15:47,334 You're crazy! 181 00:15:50,126 --> 00:15:52,376 One's bigger than the other. 182 00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:53,542 It's not true. 183 00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:54,917 It is true! 184 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:58,459 - Then it's normal! - Not at all. 185 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,084 If they had names they'd be... 186 00:16:02,251 --> 00:16:03,792 Laurel and Hardy! 187 00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,834 Or maybe Don Quixote 188 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,084 and the little one, Sancho Panza. 189 00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:12,667 It's not funny! 190 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:17,292 A warm bed at night. 191 00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:38,542 Get up! My pupil's coming. 192 00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:45,042 Six sheep, five sheep, four sheep, three... 193 00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:47,751 Two... One... Zero sheep! 194 00:16:58,209 --> 00:16:59,626 Hello, Marianne. 195 00:17:03,584 --> 00:17:05,751 I'll call my wife. 196 00:17:07,751 --> 00:17:09,376 It's your pupil. 197 00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:11,876 I'll leave you now. 198 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,417 Did you practise? 199 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,084 Your scales and sostenuto? 200 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,542 About an hour a day. 201 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:33,417 Shall we start right in? 202 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:46,084 Think about your attacks, and your tone. 203 00:18:16,209 --> 00:18:17,459 Anybody here? 204 00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:27,251 Excuse me, could you tell me... 205 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:28,834 Doinel! 206 00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:32,626 - How are you? - Same as always. 207 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:33,834 What're you doing? 208 00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:36,042 Colouring flowers. 209 00:18:36,626 --> 00:18:38,209 Your own business? 210 00:18:38,376 --> 00:18:40,459 No. I work for a florist. 211 00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:42,501 Looks like hard work. 212 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:46,417 They say it takes a lazy man to work hard. 213 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,501 Married? 214 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:50,376 Yes, I live here. Hear that violin? 215 00:18:50,459 --> 00:18:53,042 My wife. She gives lessons. 216 00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:54,626 A musician. 217 00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:56,709 You always did like music. 218 00:18:56,876 --> 00:18:59,667 And nice bourgeois girls! 219 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,667 I never looked at it that way. 220 00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,292 For me, it's not just the girl. 221 00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:06,417 It's her family. Father, mother... 222 00:19:06,584 --> 00:19:10,042 I enjoy parents, when they're not my own! 223 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:15,376 That your truck out front? 224 00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:17,792 Can't park there. 225 00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:20,584 I gave you a ticket. Want two? 226 00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:24,126 Sure, Dad, make it a pair! 227 00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:31,209 I'm supposed to fix a TV set. You know a... Desdoigts? 228 00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:33,584 Monsieur Desbois, up there. 229 00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:37,542 That's funny. 230 00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:42,001 Maybe he's gone out. 231 00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:45,376 I'd be surprised. He hasn't for 25 years. 232 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:47,501 Sort of voluntary confinement. 233 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:51,334 Says he won't go out till Marshal... 234 00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:52,584 Marshal Juin? 235 00:19:52,751 --> 00:19:56,834 No, the one who ran France during the war. 236 00:19:57,001 --> 00:19:58,376 Marshal PГ©tain! 237 00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:03,959 Won't go out till Marshal PГ©tain is buried in Verdun! 238 00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:06,626 Where is he? 239 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,209 The TV repairman is here. 240 00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:14,334 About time! Hurry up! 241 00:20:14,501 --> 00:20:15,917 Take it easy! 242 00:20:20,209 --> 00:20:22,584 How's Josianne? 243 00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:28,126 Didn't you marry her? 244 00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:32,417 No. She quit work to marry an astronaut! 245 00:20:32,584 --> 00:20:35,542 "Big pay and always away!" 246 00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:37,459 She lives on Avenue Foch! 247 00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:39,001 She's got it made! 248 00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:43,542 He married her because he knocked her up. 249 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,709 I think she let herself. 250 00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:48,167 Because... Yeah, you get me? 251 00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:51,501 Excuse me. Be right back! 252 00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:14,376 You're getting good! 253 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:17,667 Thanks to Madame Doinel. 254 00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:22,459 I can never tell whether it's my wife or Marianne playing. 255 00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:25,709 Soon you'll give the lessons, 256 00:21:25,876 --> 00:21:27,959 and my wife will pay you! 257 00:21:28,251 --> 00:21:29,876 I forgot to pay your wife! 258 00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:31,667 It doesn't matter. 259 00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:35,001 Yes, yes! I forgot last time, too! 260 00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:37,334 No hurry... 261 00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:38,459 Two lessons. 262 00:21:38,542 --> 00:21:41,334 Well, thank you. Goodbye. 263 00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:05,042 Hello. What's that? 264 00:22:05,209 --> 00:22:07,042 A library staircase. 265 00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:09,417 You got 3,000 francs? 266 00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:11,126 Heavy? 267 00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:12,376 No. 268 00:22:39,042 --> 00:22:40,376 What are you doing? 269 00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:41,751 Practising. 270 00:22:41,834 --> 00:22:43,376 Why up there? 271 00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:44,876 To get used to heights. 272 00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:47,167 I got panicky at my last concert 273 00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:49,626 looking into the orchestra pit 274 00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,501 I was really just dizzy, 275 00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:53,376 so I'm practising. 276 00:22:53,959 --> 00:22:55,376 What are you doing? 277 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:56,917 I'm thinking. 278 00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,084 I'll bet! Let me get down. 279 00:23:00,501 --> 00:23:02,542 Close your eyes. 280 00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:04,209 Oh, no! I know you! 281 00:23:04,376 --> 00:23:07,126 Nothing's further from my mind. 282 00:23:07,292 --> 00:23:08,709 I won't touch you! 283 00:23:08,876 --> 00:23:09,959 Promise? 284 00:23:10,042 --> 00:23:11,126 Scout's honour! 285 00:23:11,209 --> 00:23:12,876 You were never a Boy Scout! 286 00:23:13,042 --> 00:23:15,042 You bet I wasn't! 287 00:23:15,209 --> 00:23:16,751 Close your eyes! 288 00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:18,959 Eyes closed? 289 00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:35,001 Now open them. 290 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,001 What's that? 291 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:41,251 A library staircase. I've always wanted one. 292 00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:43,376 We don't have a library! 293 00:23:43,542 --> 00:23:45,751 Have to begin somewhere. 294 00:23:47,084 --> 00:23:48,834 I have a surprise for you. 295 00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:53,501 The Senator came through! We've got our telephone! 296 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:57,167 Not bad. 297 00:23:58,042 --> 00:24:01,334 I told Lucien you'd write the Senator. 298 00:24:01,501 --> 00:24:04,417 Before I thank him... Does it work? 299 00:24:04,584 --> 00:24:06,709 What do I dial to find out the time? 300 00:24:06,876 --> 00:24:09,167 OdГ©on 84-00. 301 00:24:17,709 --> 00:24:19,001 Cochin Hospital? 302 00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:20,959 Sorry, wrong number! 303 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,667 I got a hospital! 304 00:24:23,834 --> 00:24:27,001 Dial the hospital and see what you get. 305 00:24:28,751 --> 00:24:30,167 How's the letter? 306 00:24:30,376 --> 00:24:31,751 Almost finished. 307 00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:33,292 Can I read it? 308 00:24:34,376 --> 00:24:36,584 "Thanks for getting us, in one week," 309 00:24:36,751 --> 00:24:39,167 "what others wait years for!" 310 00:24:39,334 --> 00:24:41,584 You can't send that! 311 00:24:41,751 --> 00:24:43,042 It's true, isn't it? 312 00:24:43,209 --> 00:24:44,834 Listen! 313 00:24:46,584 --> 00:24:50,292 He's Lucien's customer. You can't do that! 314 00:24:50,459 --> 00:24:52,917 I can't? Then you write him! 315 00:24:53,084 --> 00:24:55,376 I will! You're a selfish monster! 316 00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:58,084 Everybody has to help you! 317 00:24:58,292 --> 00:25:00,251 I didn't ask for anything. 318 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:03,167 I didn't want the damn telephone! 319 00:25:03,334 --> 00:25:07,667 Why? Because friends might call us? 320 00:25:07,834 --> 00:25:09,001 What if we're bored? 321 00:25:09,084 --> 00:25:10,959 I don't know what boredom is! 322 00:25:11,126 --> 00:25:12,959 I know some people get bored, 323 00:25:13,126 --> 00:25:15,167 but I don't know what it means! 324 00:25:15,334 --> 00:25:17,459 There's always something to do. 325 00:25:17,626 --> 00:25:19,626 Cut the pages of a book, 326 00:25:19,792 --> 00:25:23,959 do crossword puzzles, take notes... Always something to do! 327 00:25:24,126 --> 00:25:28,334 I'd like a 30-hour day because I'm never bored! 328 00:25:30,292 --> 00:25:32,376 I wish I were 60. 329 00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,292 I'd only need five hours sleep! 330 00:25:34,459 --> 00:25:36,751 I'm going to the toilet! 331 00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:45,917 Going to school? Aren't you on strike? 332 00:25:48,751 --> 00:25:50,917 You're an early bird. 333 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:53,584 - It's cold. - Want a set of keys? 334 00:25:53,751 --> 00:25:55,959 Anyway, they're right here. 335 00:25:57,751 --> 00:25:59,667 Give me a hand. 336 00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:04,584 Get a move on, Marcel! 337 00:26:04,792 --> 00:26:06,001 No more noise? 338 00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:09,001 They're plastic. 339 00:26:09,084 --> 00:26:10,084 On wheels? 340 00:26:10,167 --> 00:26:13,084 No! The new management got them. 341 00:26:13,251 --> 00:26:15,001 They're noiseless! 342 00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:20,709 You look nervous. 343 00:26:20,876 --> 00:26:23,167 I'm testing a product I invented. 344 00:26:23,334 --> 00:26:25,292 If it works, I get Absolute Red. 345 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:28,126 If not, I read the want ads! 346 00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:36,209 I studied our horoscope. Very favourable! 347 00:26:36,959 --> 00:26:39,917 Big things ahead for you and me. 348 00:26:52,709 --> 00:26:54,584 I used too much. 349 00:26:54,751 --> 00:26:57,459 What do you think? 350 00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:02,917 Read the want ads! 351 00:27:10,126 --> 00:27:13,542 Important new American hydraulic company 352 00:27:14,001 --> 00:27:18,251 seeks dynamic young man who speaks English... 353 00:28:09,126 --> 00:28:11,959 "Dear sir, I wish to recommend" 354 00:28:12,126 --> 00:28:13,834 "the son of an old friend." 355 00:28:14,001 --> 00:28:18,126 "Former Scout leader and a loyal Frenchman," 356 00:28:18,334 --> 00:28:20,542 "he is completely fluent in" 357 00:28:20,709 --> 00:28:22,959 "the language of Shakespeare." 358 00:28:23,126 --> 00:28:27,876 "His dynamism should be useful to your firm." 359 00:28:42,626 --> 00:28:45,876 Could you give this letter to the director? 360 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,042 You can come in now. 361 00:29:25,084 --> 00:29:26,417 Just a minute. 362 00:29:27,792 --> 00:29:29,251 The applicant is here. 363 00:29:29,417 --> 00:29:31,751 - Say hello first. - Hello! Now hurry up. 364 00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:34,417 Monsieur Max, please. 365 00:29:34,584 --> 00:29:36,667 - My little cream puff! - Down, boy! 366 00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:39,417 Monsieur Max? He's here. 367 00:29:42,209 --> 00:29:44,417 Watch out! I love cream puffs! 368 00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:53,584 If I had breasts, I'd fondle them all day. 369 00:29:56,251 --> 00:29:58,584 A very nice letter. 370 00:30:01,376 --> 00:30:02,542 You speak. 371 00:30:05,459 --> 00:30:07,209 You speak English well? 372 00:30:07,376 --> 00:30:08,376 A little. 373 00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:22,542 You read it better than you speak it. 374 00:30:36,542 --> 00:30:37,834 The problem 375 00:30:38,834 --> 00:30:40,667 for our employees here 376 00:30:40,834 --> 00:30:43,542 is transportation. You have a car? 377 00:30:52,501 --> 00:30:56,292 You can't start at the top, of course. 378 00:30:56,459 --> 00:30:58,959 I'll put you on the scale-models. 379 00:31:13,376 --> 00:31:16,251 We've made a model of a harbour 380 00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:18,834 with the port installations. 381 00:31:19,001 --> 00:31:22,042 You'll manoeuvre the boats... 382 00:31:24,626 --> 00:31:26,334 Like the job? 383 00:31:28,417 --> 00:31:31,084 You'll see, my employees 384 00:31:31,251 --> 00:31:33,292 are so happy here. 385 00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:36,292 They hate to stay home on Sundays! 386 00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:40,167 That is the port, 387 00:31:41,084 --> 00:31:43,126 based on future plans. 388 00:31:44,334 --> 00:31:46,876 At present, the harbour silts up. 389 00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:49,959 So we've built a dike from there to there. 390 00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:53,292 Otherwise, it's accurate to scale. 391 00:31:54,001 --> 00:31:55,792 Your job will be 392 00:31:55,959 --> 00:31:58,376 to run the boats by remote control. 393 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:02,042 Push a button and away they go! 394 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:03,917 Like the job? 395 00:32:04,084 --> 00:32:06,167 "You'll see, my employees" 396 00:32:06,334 --> 00:32:07,834 "are so happy here" 397 00:32:08,001 --> 00:32:10,209 "they hate to stay home Sundays!" 398 00:32:10,376 --> 00:32:12,709 He says that to all the new ones! 399 00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:21,917 Imagine writing that in a newspaper! 400 00:32:22,792 --> 00:32:24,542 Listen, it's about 401 00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:27,417 the Common Market, in Brussels. 402 00:32:28,876 --> 00:32:30,626 "Afterwards, in their rooms," 403 00:32:30,792 --> 00:32:32,917 "each delegate found" 404 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,876 "a sensuous call-girl awaiting him!" 405 00:32:36,209 --> 00:32:37,376 Impossible! 406 00:32:37,626 --> 00:32:38,959 It's true! 407 00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:41,167 Imagine... In Le Monde! 408 00:32:41,917 --> 00:32:44,167 "...each delegate found" 409 00:32:44,334 --> 00:32:46,667 "a sensuous call-girl awaiting him!" 410 00:32:46,751 --> 00:32:47,834 It's not true! 411 00:32:47,917 --> 00:32:49,501 Read it yourself. 412 00:32:51,792 --> 00:32:54,417 "...each delegate found a sumptuous" 413 00:32:54,584 --> 00:32:57,001 "collation awaiting him!" 414 00:32:57,167 --> 00:32:58,792 You liar! 415 00:33:00,584 --> 00:33:01,751 Lights out. 416 00:33:03,042 --> 00:33:04,209 Got you, huh? 417 00:33:05,167 --> 00:33:07,542 Got to tell you something tomorrow. 418 00:33:08,626 --> 00:33:09,626 Tomorrow. 419 00:33:09,709 --> 00:33:10,709 Why not now? 420 00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:12,251 You couldn't sleep. 421 00:33:23,709 --> 00:33:24,792 I bought some. 422 00:33:31,417 --> 00:33:32,709 A new brand. 423 00:33:38,542 --> 00:33:39,584 First-class! 424 00:33:46,876 --> 00:33:49,042 Damn! There's a guy I know. 425 00:33:49,584 --> 00:33:52,167 Owes me money. He'll be embarrassed. 426 00:33:57,834 --> 00:33:59,376 I owe you 3,000 francs, right? 427 00:34:00,792 --> 00:34:02,626 You lend me 2,000 more, 428 00:34:02,792 --> 00:34:05,209 you get the 5,000 back all at once. 429 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:27,709 Well, so long. 430 00:34:27,876 --> 00:34:29,334 Where's your violin? 431 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,001 It's not a lesson. 432 00:34:31,376 --> 00:34:32,417 Where are you going? 433 00:34:32,584 --> 00:34:34,834 Do you always tell me where you go? 434 00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:37,667 See you tonight 435 00:34:39,084 --> 00:34:42,209 Dressmaker - Gynaecologist Notary public 436 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,459 NATURAL CHILDBIRTH 437 00:35:20,709 --> 00:35:23,334 "Watch out for the contraction." 438 00:35:23,501 --> 00:35:27,001 "Short breaths. Keep going! Keep going!" 439 00:35:33,042 --> 00:35:34,876 "Very good, very good." 440 00:35:35,042 --> 00:35:36,626 "Go on! Go on..." 441 00:35:36,792 --> 00:35:39,209 "Stay relaxed. Very good, very good." 442 00:35:40,126 --> 00:35:41,417 "Go on, go on, go on!" 443 00:36:11,917 --> 00:36:14,209 I have something for you. 444 00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:21,334 Advertising. 445 00:36:32,542 --> 00:36:34,292 Looks like Madame Doinel 446 00:36:34,376 --> 00:36:35,917 got stung by a mosquito. 447 00:36:36,084 --> 00:36:38,834 That was no mosquito! 448 00:36:39,626 --> 00:36:41,501 Look! The strangler! 449 00:36:45,792 --> 00:36:47,042 Looks mean. 450 00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:53,209 I'm coming, dear! 451 00:37:05,751 --> 00:37:07,626 It's soon, isn't it? 452 00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:09,542 You're so lucky! 453 00:37:15,876 --> 00:37:17,834 Monsieur Doinel? Not here. 454 00:37:17,959 --> 00:37:19,917 Don't hang up! 455 00:37:20,167 --> 00:37:21,792 The hospital? 456 00:37:22,084 --> 00:37:24,334 I'll give him the message. 457 00:37:25,834 --> 00:37:27,709 A girl or a boy? 458 00:37:39,751 --> 00:37:41,167 Call Antoine! 459 00:37:43,167 --> 00:37:44,292 It's a boy! 460 00:38:02,001 --> 00:38:04,626 Antoine, congratulations! 461 00:38:05,876 --> 00:38:07,084 It's a lovely little boy. 462 00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:08,917 He's under the sign of Aquarius. 463 00:38:09,001 --> 00:38:11,167 He's in the arms of Morpheus! 464 00:38:12,376 --> 00:38:13,584 Dine with us? 465 00:38:13,751 --> 00:38:15,001 I'll stay with Christine. 466 00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:16,959 Go on, she's waiting. 467 00:38:20,584 --> 00:38:22,126 Not even one flower! 468 00:38:22,292 --> 00:38:25,417 He came as soon as they called! 469 00:38:25,584 --> 00:38:27,209 He had no time! 470 00:38:27,459 --> 00:38:30,001 Let's get them the extra room. 471 00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:33,001 Knock out the wall, it'll be perfect. 472 00:38:33,459 --> 00:38:35,459 Hold his head up! 473 00:38:35,626 --> 00:38:38,417 What a terrific child! 474 00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:41,501 Of course, I knew he would be. 475 00:38:42,334 --> 00:38:44,959 He'll be the writer I wanted to be. 476 00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:48,084 Victor Hugo or nothing! 477 00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:52,292 What Napoleon did with the sword, 478 00:38:52,459 --> 00:38:54,042 you'll do with the pen! 479 00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:57,626 He smiled at me before. 480 00:38:57,792 --> 00:39:00,667 Babies only smile after three weeks! 481 00:39:01,292 --> 00:39:02,709 He smiled at me! 482 00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:08,209 A photographer's here to take pictures. 483 00:39:08,417 --> 00:39:10,042 I'm too tired now. 484 00:39:10,209 --> 00:39:12,959 But I'm not too tired! 485 00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:14,709 Send him in. 486 00:39:36,501 --> 00:39:38,917 I'd like to be alone now. 487 00:39:40,917 --> 00:39:43,167 You can eat with my parents. 488 00:39:43,667 --> 00:39:47,084 I turned them down to stay with you. 489 00:39:50,626 --> 00:39:53,167 I can tell you a story, 490 00:39:53,334 --> 00:39:54,959 or we can listen to the radio. 491 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:56,167 Go away! 492 00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:01,709 Please. 493 00:40:06,917 --> 00:40:08,126 See you tomorrow. 494 00:40:15,084 --> 00:40:16,626 Tonight, I didn't 495 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:22,042 want to leave you by yourself. 496 00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:24,876 I waited for the child by myself! 497 00:40:35,584 --> 00:40:38,084 MONTE CARLO 498 00:41:04,001 --> 00:41:07,167 Good news, I'm a father! 499 00:41:08,001 --> 00:41:09,292 It's a boy. 500 00:41:09,459 --> 00:41:11,251 - Happy? - And how! 501 00:41:11,417 --> 00:41:12,917 I owe you 5,000 francs, right? 502 00:41:13,959 --> 00:41:18,792 Lend me 5,000 more? I'll pay you 10,000 in a lump sum. 503 00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:23,751 - You must be real happy! - And how! 504 00:42:14,584 --> 00:42:16,126 Is Jean there? 505 00:42:17,126 --> 00:42:19,792 May I speak to Jean? 506 00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:24,626 Tell him Antoine Doinel is a father. 507 00:42:26,626 --> 00:42:28,959 Tell him I have a little boy. 508 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,167 Don't forget. 509 00:42:45,376 --> 00:42:48,501 You have to register his birth. 510 00:42:49,917 --> 00:42:51,709 We ought to decide. 511 00:42:51,959 --> 00:42:54,209 I prefer Ghislain. 512 00:42:57,417 --> 00:42:59,126 It's pretentious. 513 00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:02,251 Little Lord Fauntleroy. 514 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,667 Got a better idea? 515 00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:07,292 Alphonse. 516 00:43:08,042 --> 00:43:09,876 I like Alphonse. 517 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:14,251 Makes him sound like a peasant. 518 00:43:14,584 --> 00:43:16,542 I have an uncle Ghislain. 519 00:43:17,084 --> 00:43:20,876 Mother, Christine Darbon Doinel. 520 00:43:21,501 --> 00:43:23,292 The baby's name? 521 00:43:25,001 --> 00:43:26,376 Alphonse. 522 00:43:31,167 --> 00:43:32,917 How'd it go? 523 00:43:33,792 --> 00:43:35,417 It's a boy. 524 00:43:36,334 --> 00:43:37,709 How'd it go? 525 00:43:37,876 --> 00:43:39,834 Difficult, at first, 526 00:43:40,001 --> 00:43:41,334 but she's fine now. 527 00:43:41,501 --> 00:43:43,126 Congratulations! 528 00:43:43,292 --> 00:43:44,501 Give me a hand. 529 00:43:45,126 --> 00:43:46,667 I'm glad it's a boy. 530 00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:50,459 - Still by yourself? - For another week. 531 00:43:52,709 --> 00:43:55,501 You must be lonely up there, in bed, 532 00:43:55,751 --> 00:43:57,709 at night, alone. 533 00:43:58,167 --> 00:43:59,917 No, no. I'm fine! 534 00:44:00,876 --> 00:44:01,876 Is he cute? 535 00:44:02,042 --> 00:44:04,501 All pink, with tiny hands... 536 00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:05,959 Congratulations! 537 00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:08,667 His eyes are open. 538 00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:11,084 Who does he look like? 539 00:44:13,334 --> 00:44:16,834 Watch out for him. Lot of kidnappings lately! 540 00:44:17,417 --> 00:44:18,459 The strangler. 541 00:44:18,626 --> 00:44:20,417 We call him that, too. 542 00:44:20,584 --> 00:44:22,292 Don't stare! 543 00:44:22,459 --> 00:44:25,292 Right. Drinks on the house! 544 00:44:25,626 --> 00:44:27,084 On the house? 545 00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:29,626 A real "blessed event!" 546 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,917 Everybody. Even you! 547 00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:10,417 There, it's done! 548 00:45:14,209 --> 00:45:16,001 Have to be in shape! 549 00:45:17,792 --> 00:45:19,792 Terrific! 550 00:45:22,209 --> 00:45:25,209 - Like it, Silvana? - Extraordinary! 551 00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:27,334 That'll be our room. 552 00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:30,167 No street noise. 553 00:45:31,167 --> 00:45:33,959 I can wave from my window. 554 00:45:34,126 --> 00:45:36,126 The baby's room'll be there. 555 00:45:38,084 --> 00:45:39,334 So you like it? 556 00:45:42,709 --> 00:45:44,042 Terrific! 557 00:45:57,251 --> 00:46:00,376 I have to get dinner ready. 558 00:46:09,084 --> 00:46:10,167 I saw you! 559 00:46:11,251 --> 00:46:13,167 You go for her, eh? 560 00:46:13,709 --> 00:46:15,709 Silvana, that's who! 561 00:46:16,042 --> 00:46:18,042 You go for her! 562 00:46:18,584 --> 00:46:20,542 A nice buxom Italian, 563 00:46:20,709 --> 00:46:21,917 sexy mouth! 564 00:46:24,001 --> 00:46:25,376 You bastard. 565 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,042 Remember our first kiss? 566 00:46:37,209 --> 00:46:39,084 I was petrified! 567 00:46:39,251 --> 00:46:41,709 What? You did it all! 568 00:46:41,876 --> 00:46:43,251 You're mistaken. 569 00:46:43,417 --> 00:46:45,251 I remember very well. 570 00:46:45,751 --> 00:46:47,501 We were in a taxi. 571 00:46:47,709 --> 00:46:50,376 It stopped. I leaned over 572 00:46:50,542 --> 00:46:53,459 to give you a little goodnight kiss. 573 00:46:53,876 --> 00:46:56,126 I saw your lips part, 574 00:46:56,292 --> 00:46:58,251 I said to myself, 575 00:46:58,417 --> 00:46:59,917 "This is it!" 576 00:47:00,167 --> 00:47:01,709 You're out of your mind! 577 00:47:01,876 --> 00:47:05,542 I liked it, but you took the initiative. 578 00:47:05,709 --> 00:47:07,209 That's your story! 579 00:47:07,376 --> 00:47:09,792 You grabbed me, and I let you. 580 00:47:09,959 --> 00:47:12,834 It wasn't that way at all! 581 00:47:13,001 --> 00:47:15,167 Here's exactly how you were. 582 00:47:15,334 --> 00:47:17,751 Your head thrown back, 583 00:47:17,917 --> 00:47:20,584 eyes closed, lips slightly open. 584 00:47:20,751 --> 00:47:22,459 Like this. 585 00:47:26,792 --> 00:47:28,792 You'd thought about it. 586 00:47:30,459 --> 00:47:32,417 About us kissing, one day. 587 00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:34,626 All girls think about that. 588 00:47:34,792 --> 00:47:36,417 They do, eh? 589 00:47:36,584 --> 00:47:38,334 So you admit it! 590 00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:50,751 I'll take Ghislain now. 591 00:47:50,917 --> 00:47:52,542 He didn't cry once. 592 00:47:52,709 --> 00:47:55,876 Good. I can work at home again soon. 593 00:47:59,917 --> 00:48:01,376 You have some mail. 594 00:48:02,209 --> 00:48:03,751 It's a certificate. 595 00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:06,001 You named him Alphonse? 596 00:48:06,459 --> 00:48:07,709 Look. 597 00:48:09,209 --> 00:48:10,334 Antoine did it! 598 00:48:10,542 --> 00:48:12,167 He won't get away with it! 599 00:48:12,334 --> 00:48:14,751 He knew I didn't want that name! 600 00:48:26,167 --> 00:48:29,251 I'd lay her badly but I'd lay her gladly! 601 00:48:30,626 --> 00:48:32,834 Alphonse'll be a great writer. 602 00:48:33,501 --> 00:48:35,376 Know what I'm going to do? 603 00:48:35,876 --> 00:48:37,334 Educate him myself, 604 00:48:37,501 --> 00:48:40,042 at home. Alphonse'll only learn 605 00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:41,667 important things! 606 00:48:41,834 --> 00:48:42,959 We'll see. 607 00:48:43,292 --> 00:48:45,126 Come, Ghislain. 608 00:48:45,542 --> 00:48:46,542 Alphonse! 609 00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:50,834 Pretty little bottom. 610 00:48:51,001 --> 00:48:53,876 Alphonse? Just like his mother! 611 00:48:59,459 --> 00:49:00,459 Watch Papa. 612 00:49:02,626 --> 00:49:05,001 He's going to the bathroom. 613 00:49:05,292 --> 00:49:08,001 It's an arctic expedition! 614 00:49:08,084 --> 00:49:09,084 Look... 615 00:49:09,459 --> 00:49:11,417 A flashlight. 616 00:49:12,042 --> 00:49:13,167 A book. 617 00:49:13,834 --> 00:49:15,501 Uncut pages, so... 618 00:49:19,792 --> 00:49:21,084 A knife! 619 00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:22,834 Now what? 620 00:49:25,626 --> 00:49:27,042 A newspaper! 621 00:49:32,251 --> 00:49:34,751 - You forgot to go shopping. - For what? 622 00:49:36,042 --> 00:49:37,459 I left you a list. 623 00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:39,751 I didn't see any list. 624 00:49:39,917 --> 00:49:41,959 There's nothing to eat! 625 00:49:43,209 --> 00:49:46,251 I wrote it all down for you. 626 00:49:46,709 --> 00:49:48,167 Get Madame Martin 627 00:49:48,334 --> 00:49:50,126 to babysit. We'll go out. 628 00:49:50,751 --> 00:49:52,376 She's not home. 629 00:49:52,709 --> 00:49:53,751 Nothing at all? 630 00:49:53,834 --> 00:49:56,126 Only baby-food. 631 00:49:56,292 --> 00:49:58,334 Yummy! Let's eat that. 632 00:50:00,751 --> 00:50:01,792 If he wakes up... 633 00:50:01,876 --> 00:50:05,209 You know Alphonse never wakes up! 634 00:50:05,459 --> 00:50:07,042 We'll buy more tomorrow. 635 00:50:07,209 --> 00:50:08,792 Tonight, we eat! 636 00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:20,417 Theatre Tonight, live from Marienbad. 637 00:50:29,084 --> 00:50:32,292 Look. The Strangler! 638 00:50:34,251 --> 00:50:36,042 Did you know he was on TV? 639 00:50:36,209 --> 00:50:37,959 No. Is he a singer? 640 00:50:38,126 --> 00:50:40,376 He does imitations! 641 00:50:41,876 --> 00:50:44,542 You kept an old picture of me. 642 00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:46,167 Not bad, eh? 643 00:50:49,459 --> 00:50:50,792 Last year, 644 00:50:51,792 --> 00:50:54,667 was it in Carlsbad or Marienbad? 645 00:50:56,251 --> 00:51:00,042 Once again I walk through the drawing rooms, 646 00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:03,709 the long corridors, 647 00:51:04,126 --> 00:51:05,751 luxurious, lugubrious... 648 00:51:08,251 --> 00:51:10,459 I am not an apparition. 649 00:51:10,626 --> 00:51:13,126 I am a woman, which is 650 00:51:13,584 --> 00:51:15,417 just the opposite! 651 00:51:15,667 --> 00:51:18,376 You say I'm exceptional. 652 00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:21,209 You're right, I am! 653 00:51:29,959 --> 00:51:31,792 He saw you last night! 654 00:51:32,667 --> 00:51:34,042 Terrific! 655 00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:41,292 Why didn't you tell us 656 00:51:41,459 --> 00:51:43,834 you were a comedian? 657 00:54:29,459 --> 00:54:31,292 Need some help, Doinel? 658 00:55:32,876 --> 00:55:36,876 THE NEXT MORNING 659 00:56:07,209 --> 00:56:08,959 Remember me? 660 00:56:12,751 --> 00:56:13,792 I brought you something. 661 00:56:14,584 --> 00:56:15,626 Come in. 662 00:56:22,251 --> 00:56:24,251 You noticed? 663 00:56:24,542 --> 00:56:27,501 I saw it fall in the water. 664 00:56:27,959 --> 00:56:30,292 Why didn't you say anything? 665 00:56:30,459 --> 00:56:34,459 Because the man said the model was fragile. 666 00:56:35,167 --> 00:56:37,959 I was sorry about the bracelet. 667 00:56:38,126 --> 00:56:40,542 But I didn't want to bother you. 668 00:56:40,709 --> 00:56:42,334 I thought you'd want it. 669 00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:55,209 Mademoiselle Maki, my roommate. 670 00:57:20,126 --> 00:57:21,584 Won't you sit down? 671 00:57:21,876 --> 00:57:24,126 I'm sorry, I have to go... 672 00:57:24,292 --> 00:57:26,542 We were just having tea. 673 00:57:26,709 --> 00:57:28,459 I'm already late. 674 00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:40,501 I'll show you out. 675 00:58:06,042 --> 00:58:09,126 We never see you any more. 676 00:58:09,292 --> 00:58:12,251 You like working for the Americans? 677 00:58:12,417 --> 00:58:15,667 Yes. It gives me time to think. 678 00:58:16,542 --> 00:58:18,292 I'm writing a novel. 679 00:58:18,459 --> 00:58:19,459 No kidding! 680 00:58:19,542 --> 00:58:22,126 My wife doesn't know. I write at night. 681 00:58:22,292 --> 00:58:24,959 A novelist? Like Baudelaire... 682 00:58:25,126 --> 00:58:26,834 He started with flowers, too. 683 00:58:27,001 --> 00:58:28,792 He didn't write novels. 684 00:58:28,959 --> 00:58:31,417 What about Flowers Of Evil? 685 00:58:31,584 --> 00:58:33,167 That's poetry. 686 00:58:33,334 --> 00:58:35,959 I know more about him than you. 687 00:58:36,126 --> 00:58:38,084 I just read an article. 688 00:58:38,251 --> 00:58:40,917 You know he was a priest's son? 689 00:58:42,876 --> 00:58:44,917 His father was an ordained priest. 690 00:58:45,084 --> 00:58:47,251 Then he worked for a family, 691 00:58:47,417 --> 00:58:49,584 Choiseul-Praslin, 692 00:58:49,751 --> 00:58:51,626 as a tutor... 693 00:58:51,876 --> 00:58:54,001 Open the door. 694 00:58:54,251 --> 00:58:56,376 What's your novel about? 695 00:58:56,709 --> 00:59:00,376 Life in general, my youth... 696 00:59:00,626 --> 00:59:03,209 From the particular to the general. 697 00:59:03,376 --> 00:59:05,667 Oh? Well, we'll have to read it. 698 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:09,042 I get an autographed copy, right? 699 00:59:09,209 --> 00:59:10,417 "For CГ©sarin." 700 00:59:11,709 --> 00:59:12,959 What's the title? 701 00:59:13,126 --> 00:59:14,792 Haven't found one yet. 702 00:59:14,959 --> 00:59:17,209 It shouldn't be hard... 703 00:59:17,709 --> 00:59:20,167 Any trumpets in your novel? 704 00:59:21,084 --> 00:59:22,626 Any drums? 705 00:59:23,126 --> 00:59:26,292 Then call it Neither Trumpets Nor Drums! 706 00:59:28,334 --> 00:59:29,751 Not bad, eh? 707 00:59:34,376 --> 00:59:36,959 What do you want? 708 00:59:37,126 --> 00:59:38,459 We're closed. 709 00:59:38,626 --> 00:59:41,251 What are you looking for? 710 00:59:42,001 --> 00:59:43,167 A fight! 711 00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:53,709 This is a little place. No action. 712 00:59:53,876 --> 00:59:56,292 We cater to old folks and children. 713 00:59:56,751 --> 00:59:59,626 You don't want to fight them, right? 714 01:00:00,709 --> 01:00:03,751 If you want a fight, there's a cafГ© 715 01:00:03,917 --> 01:00:06,917 at the corner. You'll get 716 01:00:07,084 --> 01:00:09,209 what you're looking for! 717 01:00:17,626 --> 01:00:18,709 What's that? 718 01:00:19,751 --> 01:00:20,834 Japanese Women? 719 01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:22,792 I need it for my work. 720 01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:30,376 Let's see. 721 01:00:31,251 --> 01:00:33,542 You look good in glasses. 722 01:00:33,709 --> 01:00:35,251 I don't like them. 723 01:00:38,126 --> 01:00:39,376 I've finished. 724 01:00:48,584 --> 01:00:50,626 I know why you like glasses. 725 01:00:50,792 --> 01:00:52,334 She wore them. 726 01:00:52,417 --> 01:00:53,501 Who? 727 01:00:53,584 --> 01:00:55,417 Your first girl. 728 01:00:56,042 --> 01:00:57,542 No, she didn't. 729 01:00:57,709 --> 01:00:59,167 I thought she did. 730 01:00:59,584 --> 01:01:01,001 She made you suffer. 731 01:01:01,751 --> 01:01:04,417 She had me going in circles! 732 01:01:05,042 --> 01:01:07,292 What a nightmare! 733 01:01:08,334 --> 01:01:11,209 Then, one night, it was all over. 734 01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:13,626 At 8:00 p.m., I loved her. 735 01:01:13,792 --> 01:01:16,084 By 9:00 p.m., I couldn't stand her. 736 01:01:16,251 --> 01:01:17,376 I was cured! 737 01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:19,626 She said the wrong thing. 738 01:01:19,792 --> 01:01:21,001 Exactly. 739 01:01:22,084 --> 01:01:24,001 And I can't even remember what. 740 01:01:24,626 --> 01:01:25,751 It was a relief. 741 01:01:29,126 --> 01:01:31,751 If I ask something, will you do it? 742 01:01:31,917 --> 01:01:33,042 It depends. 743 01:01:35,001 --> 01:01:36,792 Quibbling already! 744 01:01:36,959 --> 01:01:38,251 Will you do it? 745 01:01:38,417 --> 01:01:39,626 Ask me! 746 01:01:41,126 --> 01:01:43,084 Put your glasses on again? 747 01:02:28,042 --> 01:02:30,626 - Am I too early? - Not at all. 748 01:02:35,459 --> 01:02:37,209 What shall we do tonight? 749 01:02:37,376 --> 01:02:39,959 I thought we'd go to a movie. 750 01:02:40,126 --> 01:02:43,542 I haven't picked one out yet, though. 751 01:02:44,709 --> 01:02:48,792 I thought we might have dinner here. 752 01:02:49,209 --> 01:02:50,292 That'd be fine. 753 01:02:50,376 --> 01:02:53,084 We could go to a movie after. 754 01:02:56,501 --> 01:02:59,167 I'll be right back. 755 01:03:46,459 --> 01:03:49,751 My friend is so sorry. Her mother is sick, 756 01:03:50,001 --> 01:03:52,251 so she can't stay. 757 01:03:52,542 --> 01:03:54,792 I hope it's not too serious. 758 01:03:54,959 --> 01:03:56,959 Her mother is very sick! 759 01:03:57,626 --> 01:03:59,376 She has to leave right away. 760 01:04:30,917 --> 01:04:33,792 DO NOT DISTURB 761 01:05:05,751 --> 01:05:07,959 Did you just get home? 762 01:05:08,667 --> 01:05:09,959 We worked late. 763 01:05:10,501 --> 01:05:12,084 Look at the time! 764 01:05:12,251 --> 01:05:14,167 I had to eat, didn't I? 765 01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:17,334 He tiptoes in, 766 01:05:17,501 --> 01:05:19,167 but I'm awake! 767 01:05:19,334 --> 01:05:21,917 3:00 a.m.! I want an explanation. 768 01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:23,667 Know what he says? 769 01:05:23,834 --> 01:05:25,792 "I had to eat, didn't I?" 770 01:05:26,542 --> 01:05:28,834 "Kyoko loves Antoine." 771 01:05:37,626 --> 01:05:40,709 "Come when you can, but can soon." 772 01:05:48,751 --> 01:05:52,209 "She says goodnight and thinks of Antoine." 773 01:06:06,334 --> 01:06:07,792 This just came. 774 01:06:07,959 --> 01:06:09,084 Who's it for? 775 01:06:09,251 --> 01:06:10,376 I don't know. 776 01:06:10,834 --> 01:06:11,959 Must be for you. 777 01:06:12,126 --> 01:06:15,626 No one would send me flowers here. 778 01:06:16,251 --> 01:06:17,501 Must be for Nicole. 779 01:06:17,667 --> 01:06:18,792 I don't know. 780 01:06:19,167 --> 01:06:20,459 Maybe. 781 01:06:20,626 --> 01:06:23,626 For you? You must be dreaming! 782 01:06:23,792 --> 01:06:25,459 For me, maybe? 783 01:06:27,001 --> 01:06:29,084 It's hard to read. 784 01:06:29,251 --> 01:06:31,209 Written very small. 785 01:06:34,042 --> 01:06:35,959 It's for Doinel! 786 01:06:55,376 --> 01:06:57,084 - What floor? - Ground floor. 787 01:07:33,667 --> 01:07:35,251 Was someone with you? 788 01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:36,709 No, no one. 789 01:07:40,709 --> 01:07:41,959 What's that? 790 01:07:42,542 --> 01:07:44,542 Can I see Alphonse, please? 791 01:07:44,709 --> 01:07:45,959 He's in there. 792 01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:48,751 Look at what he brought. 793 01:07:48,917 --> 01:07:51,001 I know about them. 794 01:07:51,167 --> 01:07:53,751 They were for you, I lost them. 795 01:07:54,376 --> 01:07:57,167 Then I thought it would look silly. 796 01:07:57,376 --> 01:07:59,292 I'm delighted! 797 01:07:59,542 --> 01:08:02,126 Have you forgotten we're going out? 798 01:08:02,751 --> 01:08:05,001 I haven't forgotten. I can't. 799 01:08:05,167 --> 01:08:08,376 We're all night, testing, tonight... 800 01:08:10,084 --> 01:08:11,167 And what's this? 801 01:08:11,251 --> 01:08:13,001 Nose? Hana. 802 01:08:15,417 --> 01:08:16,917 Hana... Not bad. 803 01:08:18,917 --> 01:08:22,626 You answer the phone with, "Machi machi." 804 01:08:22,792 --> 01:08:24,334 What does that mean? 805 01:08:24,501 --> 01:08:26,417 No. It's, "Moshi moshi. " 806 01:08:26,834 --> 01:08:28,334 It means hello. 807 01:08:30,959 --> 01:08:33,542 Then if you say, "Hello, hello," 808 01:08:34,084 --> 01:08:36,584 it's four "moshis"? 809 01:08:36,834 --> 01:08:39,626 No, just two! 810 01:08:53,126 --> 01:08:55,042 This is nice, isn't it? 811 01:08:57,042 --> 01:09:00,042 If I commit suicide with someone, 812 01:09:00,209 --> 01:09:03,042 I'd like it to be you. 813 01:09:36,584 --> 01:09:39,376 "Her name is Kyoko, she loves you." 814 01:10:17,959 --> 01:10:20,834 If she were just another woman... 815 01:10:21,167 --> 01:10:24,417 But she's not. She's another world. 816 01:10:26,751 --> 01:10:28,792 You see what I mean? 817 01:10:31,001 --> 01:10:32,042 What's that? 818 01:10:32,126 --> 01:10:33,167 A lesson. 819 01:10:33,251 --> 01:10:34,584 At this hour? 820 01:10:36,376 --> 01:10:38,334 What's that, your violin? 821 01:10:38,501 --> 01:10:41,042 I'm going. I'll get Alphonse tomorrow. 822 01:10:41,209 --> 01:10:43,834 Listen, I'll sleep in the chair, 823 01:10:44,001 --> 01:10:45,584 you can have the bed. 824 01:10:45,751 --> 01:10:47,542 Not in the same room! 825 01:10:47,709 --> 01:10:49,167 All right! 826 01:10:50,209 --> 01:10:52,042 Not in the same room! 827 01:11:12,751 --> 01:11:13,792 What a mess! 828 01:11:14,959 --> 01:11:17,959 You left without waking me this morning! 829 01:11:18,126 --> 01:11:20,126 Mind if I kiss Alphonse? 830 01:11:21,084 --> 01:11:22,417 We had to talk. 831 01:11:23,376 --> 01:11:24,459 Remember? 832 01:11:24,542 --> 01:11:26,751 We'll always have time to talk! 833 01:11:27,126 --> 01:11:29,334 Besides, I was late for work. 834 01:11:30,209 --> 01:11:33,126 Your parents are coming for dinner and to see the baby. 835 01:11:35,709 --> 01:11:37,209 Didn't you say no? 836 01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:38,792 How could I? 837 01:11:38,959 --> 01:11:40,751 You're out of your mind! 838 01:11:40,917 --> 01:11:43,084 I haven't told Mother. 839 01:11:43,376 --> 01:11:46,084 Call them! Call it off! 840 01:11:46,251 --> 01:11:47,501 It's too late. 841 01:11:47,667 --> 01:11:49,626 They've left by now. 842 01:11:49,792 --> 01:11:51,584 They'll understand 843 01:11:51,751 --> 01:11:53,834 when they see all this! 844 01:11:54,001 --> 01:11:56,251 You're disgusting! 845 01:11:56,667 --> 01:11:59,376 What'll my mother think? 846 01:12:02,584 --> 01:12:03,667 Help me! 847 01:12:07,084 --> 01:12:08,459 My manuscript! 848 01:12:10,751 --> 01:12:12,667 A lot you care! 849 01:12:27,667 --> 01:12:29,292 We invited ourselves. 850 01:12:29,459 --> 01:12:31,042 Here, take this. 851 01:12:32,209 --> 01:12:33,751 Let's see Alphonse. 852 01:12:33,876 --> 01:12:34,959 What's that? 853 01:12:35,042 --> 01:12:36,834 A duck for Alphonse. 854 01:12:38,584 --> 01:12:40,709 - Anything wrong? - I'm fine. 855 01:12:42,417 --> 01:12:43,626 I'm fine! 856 01:12:43,917 --> 01:12:46,376 The duck isn't for you! 857 01:12:46,751 --> 01:12:50,667 You see, I just read a novel called 858 01:12:51,376 --> 01:12:52,917 The Mischievous Duck. 859 01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:56,709 It's about a judge who falls in love 860 01:12:56,876 --> 01:12:59,084 with a duck, like this, 861 01:12:59,251 --> 01:13:01,042 his son's toy! 862 01:13:02,417 --> 01:13:03,917 Couldn't happen to Antoine. 863 01:13:04,084 --> 01:13:06,626 He loves people, not things, 864 01:13:06,792 --> 01:13:09,792 though he's very partial to yellow! 865 01:13:10,751 --> 01:13:12,251 Just look at him! 866 01:13:12,417 --> 01:13:13,834 He's cute! 867 01:13:14,459 --> 01:13:15,542 He's grown. 868 01:13:15,876 --> 01:13:17,834 Look at the duck! 869 01:13:19,584 --> 01:13:21,001 Come to Mama. 870 01:13:21,209 --> 01:13:23,959 He wants to walk. Watch! 871 01:13:24,126 --> 01:13:26,001 He's too young! 872 01:13:29,251 --> 01:13:31,417 He is not amused! 873 01:13:33,834 --> 01:13:36,292 I'll call you. 874 01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:38,292 Good. 875 01:13:43,001 --> 01:13:45,542 Sorry about tonight. I was tired. 876 01:13:45,709 --> 01:13:48,667 We all were. 877 01:13:48,834 --> 01:13:50,167 Don't catch cold. 878 01:13:53,626 --> 01:13:55,876 Help me with the mattress. 879 01:13:56,417 --> 01:13:58,709 Must we do this? 880 01:14:00,042 --> 01:14:02,459 If I sleep next to you, 881 01:14:02,626 --> 01:14:04,251 the world won't end! 882 01:14:04,417 --> 01:14:05,709 I'm not like you! 883 01:14:05,876 --> 01:14:08,709 I hate what is vague, elusive, 884 01:14:08,876 --> 01:14:10,376 ambiguous. 885 01:14:12,417 --> 01:14:14,042 I like what is clear! 886 01:14:15,626 --> 01:14:18,959 Don't come near me, don't touch me! 887 01:14:19,376 --> 01:14:22,001 That's the way you want it! 888 01:14:22,501 --> 01:14:23,876 All right! 889 01:14:39,209 --> 01:14:40,542 Goodbye! 890 01:15:37,876 --> 01:15:39,709 TUESDAY 891 01:16:05,292 --> 01:16:06,292 THURSDAY 892 01:16:31,542 --> 01:16:32,542 SATURDAY 893 01:17:06,126 --> 01:17:08,792 I don't know what I'm going to do. 894 01:17:08,959 --> 01:17:10,501 You're living alone? 895 01:17:10,667 --> 01:17:11,834 More or less. 896 01:17:11,917 --> 01:17:13,626 Doesn't it bother you? 897 01:17:13,792 --> 01:17:16,167 I don't mind solitude. 898 01:17:16,334 --> 01:17:17,459 When I'm alone, 899 01:17:17,542 --> 01:17:19,376 at night, I'm afraid. 900 01:17:19,542 --> 01:17:22,167 I'd marry a streetlight if it could talk! 901 01:17:25,834 --> 01:17:27,126 Oh, it's you. 902 01:17:27,376 --> 01:17:30,001 Antoine came yesterday, so... 903 01:17:30,209 --> 01:17:32,876 Believe me, he'll come back. 904 01:17:33,042 --> 01:17:34,376 I don't think so. 905 01:17:34,542 --> 01:17:36,042 I handled it badly. 906 01:17:36,209 --> 01:17:38,292 Instead of smoothing it over, 907 01:17:38,459 --> 01:17:41,001 I panicked and made it worse. 908 01:17:41,167 --> 01:17:44,709 It takes patience. All men are children. 909 01:17:45,501 --> 01:17:47,251 I thought you loved her? 910 01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:48,709 Very much! 911 01:17:49,459 --> 01:17:52,501 At first I couldn't get over her good manners. 912 01:17:52,709 --> 01:17:55,251 So polite! Funny, yet touching. 913 01:17:55,876 --> 01:17:57,667 Then it got on my nerves! 914 01:17:57,834 --> 01:17:59,626 "Thank you for this..." 915 01:17:59,792 --> 01:18:02,584 "Thank you for that..." 916 01:18:02,751 --> 01:18:04,751 "Thanks one and all!" 917 01:18:06,292 --> 01:18:08,334 I called her "Peggy Proper." 918 01:18:08,501 --> 01:18:11,584 Peggy, because of her British reserve. 919 01:18:12,667 --> 01:18:14,001 Proper, because she was! 920 01:18:14,876 --> 01:18:16,917 Know what I mean? 921 01:18:18,126 --> 01:18:20,792 I was a virgin. I'm not proud of it! 922 01:18:20,959 --> 01:18:22,792 I dated as much as I wanted. 923 01:18:22,959 --> 01:18:25,209 But I was scared and ignorant. 924 01:18:25,376 --> 01:18:27,334 Imagine, a virgin at 20! 925 01:18:27,501 --> 01:18:29,459 I was a living anachronism! 926 01:18:30,292 --> 01:18:33,126 I had false ideas about life, too. 927 01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:36,001 But it is fascinating! 928 01:18:36,292 --> 01:18:37,667 No, the truth is 929 01:18:37,834 --> 01:18:40,084 that life is disgusting! 930 01:18:40,334 --> 01:18:42,209 You should see her smoke! 931 01:18:43,376 --> 01:18:44,917 She doesn't know how. 932 01:18:45,542 --> 01:18:48,542 Like an awkward little girl 933 01:18:48,709 --> 01:18:50,709 acting grown up! 934 01:18:51,292 --> 01:18:53,042 He's really funny. 935 01:18:53,501 --> 01:18:55,709 And I'm never bored with him. 936 01:18:57,126 --> 01:18:58,667 Those colds of his! 937 01:18:58,834 --> 01:19:01,209 At first, when he'd sniffle, 938 01:19:01,376 --> 01:19:04,084 I wanted to say, "Blow your nose!" 939 01:19:04,334 --> 01:19:07,292 Now, when he doesn't sniffle, 940 01:19:07,459 --> 01:19:09,417 I think he's sick! 941 01:19:11,667 --> 01:19:12,959 My husband! 942 01:20:22,001 --> 01:20:23,334 Was Alphonse good? 943 01:20:23,501 --> 01:20:26,876 Fine! He smiles and blows kisses. 944 01:20:27,042 --> 01:20:30,251 You noticed... Did you see his tooth? 945 01:20:30,459 --> 01:20:32,251 You have a tooth! 946 01:20:33,542 --> 01:20:35,459 A little tooth! 947 01:20:37,376 --> 01:20:40,542 I packed your summer clothes. 948 01:20:40,709 --> 01:20:43,209 I'll get them another time. 949 01:20:43,959 --> 01:20:46,209 Hook me up. I'm late. 950 01:20:50,876 --> 01:20:54,126 He's playing with a programme, okay? 951 01:20:54,292 --> 01:20:55,542 No! He'll tear it. 952 01:20:55,709 --> 01:20:58,334 I went to the ballet. 953 01:20:59,584 --> 01:21:01,376 What's written on it? 954 01:21:01,626 --> 01:21:03,709 Nureyev's autograph. 955 01:21:03,876 --> 01:21:06,167 We went backstage afterwards. 956 01:21:06,334 --> 01:21:08,292 That's so provincial! 957 01:21:08,459 --> 01:21:11,334 Bothering a guy who's danced for two hours! 958 01:21:11,501 --> 01:21:13,834 Now don't start that! 959 01:21:18,792 --> 01:21:20,542 I'm ready to babysit. 960 01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:23,417 Am I too early? I can come back. 961 01:21:23,584 --> 01:21:24,584 Not at all! 962 01:21:40,292 --> 01:21:41,542 Why's she here? 963 01:21:41,626 --> 01:21:43,209 To babysit. 964 01:21:54,167 --> 01:21:58,792 A taxi, please. 17 rue Descazes. 965 01:22:02,209 --> 01:22:04,459 Six minutes? Thank you. 966 01:22:07,459 --> 01:22:08,792 I'm going out. 967 01:22:08,959 --> 01:22:11,667 But you can stay with Alphonse. 968 01:22:13,084 --> 01:22:15,042 I'll walk you down. 969 01:22:15,251 --> 01:22:17,792 Goodnight. Be good. 970 01:22:22,001 --> 01:22:24,001 Watch TV if you like. 971 01:22:24,334 --> 01:22:26,251 Take care of him. 972 01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:32,001 Here, this is yours. 973 01:22:32,334 --> 01:22:34,084 I gave it to you. 974 01:22:35,001 --> 01:22:36,542 It's yours! 975 01:22:49,042 --> 01:22:50,876 Remember how you used to say, 976 01:22:51,042 --> 01:22:54,709 "Take your keys in case we fight?" 977 01:22:58,334 --> 01:23:00,542 You're in a good mood. 978 01:23:00,709 --> 01:23:01,917 Surprised? 979 01:23:02,084 --> 01:23:04,417 Coming here, you think, 980 01:23:04,584 --> 01:23:07,751 "She's going to yell at me again!" 981 01:23:07,917 --> 01:23:10,001 - Admit it! - It's not so! 982 01:23:11,501 --> 01:23:14,209 - You mustn't. - I thought... 983 01:23:15,042 --> 01:23:16,542 I just thought... 984 01:23:21,042 --> 01:23:22,126 Let me go! 985 01:23:22,209 --> 01:23:23,417 I was just helping. 986 01:23:23,584 --> 01:23:25,126 I don't need help! 987 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,167 You're a pain! 988 01:23:27,334 --> 01:23:29,001 A real pain! 989 01:23:29,167 --> 01:23:31,251 All you know is what you want! 990 01:23:31,417 --> 01:23:32,959 A kiss when you want it! 991 01:23:33,126 --> 01:23:35,209 Solitude when you want it! 992 01:23:35,376 --> 01:23:37,209 I'm not "yours to command!" 993 01:23:37,376 --> 01:23:38,417 Not any more! 994 01:23:38,501 --> 01:23:39,542 Shut up! 995 01:23:42,167 --> 01:23:43,876 I'm sorry. 996 01:23:45,626 --> 01:23:46,792 I understand. 997 01:23:46,876 --> 01:23:48,751 I know that line, 998 01:23:48,917 --> 01:23:50,209 "I'm too rotten" 999 01:23:50,292 --> 01:23:52,167 "for a girl like you!" 1000 01:23:52,334 --> 01:23:53,501 I'd never pull that. 1001 01:23:53,584 --> 01:23:55,584 You have 100 times! 1002 01:23:56,209 --> 01:23:58,001 Put it in your novel! 1003 01:24:00,376 --> 01:24:02,209 Well, the truth is... 1004 01:24:03,459 --> 01:24:05,042 It's all I think about. 1005 01:24:05,209 --> 01:24:07,209 That's why I'm so fouled up. 1006 01:24:09,292 --> 01:24:12,292 Once it's done, we'll get along better. 1007 01:24:18,917 --> 01:24:21,917 Don't send me a copy, I won't read it. 1008 01:24:24,667 --> 01:24:28,084 You're getting even with your parents, 1009 01:24:28,251 --> 01:24:30,292 washing dirty linen in public. 1010 01:24:30,459 --> 01:24:32,626 I'm not smart but I know this! 1011 01:24:32,792 --> 01:24:34,834 Writing to settle old scores 1012 01:24:35,001 --> 01:24:36,251 isn't art! 1013 01:24:37,376 --> 01:24:39,542 I've wondered about that. 1014 01:24:39,709 --> 01:24:41,959 That's what's bothering me. 1015 01:24:43,084 --> 01:24:45,751 Do what you must but leave me alone. 1016 01:24:46,834 --> 01:24:49,459 I've never had much pride, so 1017 01:24:49,876 --> 01:24:52,709 I can say this, I still love you. 1018 01:24:53,584 --> 01:24:55,584 But I'd rather not see you. 1019 01:24:55,834 --> 01:24:59,167 You can see the baby, but I won't be home. 1020 01:25:00,667 --> 01:25:02,667 The taxi's coming. 1021 01:25:11,917 --> 01:25:13,167 Where's that cab? 1022 01:25:13,334 --> 01:25:15,167 They said six minutes. 1023 01:25:17,376 --> 01:25:19,251 Anyway, I hope you're happy. 1024 01:25:20,542 --> 01:25:22,417 I don't think about it. 1025 01:25:22,584 --> 01:25:25,292 It can't work. We hardly talk now. 1026 01:25:25,459 --> 01:25:26,876 You can always smile. 1027 01:25:27,042 --> 01:25:28,626 That's all we do! 1028 01:25:28,792 --> 01:25:31,292 By evening, I have lock-jaw 1029 01:25:31,459 --> 01:25:32,959 from smiling! 1030 01:25:33,417 --> 01:25:36,626 Restaurants are hell! Between courses, 1031 01:25:36,792 --> 01:25:39,126 I'm expected to make small talk. 1032 01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:42,501 I can't even eat! It's awful. 1033 01:25:43,042 --> 01:25:46,042 She thinks I've gone away for three days. 1034 01:25:46,209 --> 01:25:47,626 I pity you! 1035 01:25:50,084 --> 01:25:51,251 Where are you going? 1036 01:25:52,584 --> 01:25:54,501 I don't know. 1037 01:25:55,251 --> 01:25:56,626 Can I drop you off? 1038 01:25:56,792 --> 01:25:58,126 No, I'm okay. 1039 01:25:58,209 --> 01:25:59,501 Just a minute. 1040 01:26:00,542 --> 01:26:03,209 Do you want me to stay with you? 1041 01:26:03,834 --> 01:26:05,751 Want to go to a movie? 1042 01:26:06,542 --> 01:26:09,542 No, I'll just go for a walk. 1043 01:26:10,542 --> 01:26:11,834 You're sweet. 1044 01:26:17,292 --> 01:26:18,542 Kiss me. 1045 01:26:26,167 --> 01:26:29,876 You are my sister, my daughter, my mother... 1046 01:26:30,042 --> 01:26:32,251 I'd hoped to be your wife. 1047 01:27:13,751 --> 01:27:15,792 Wait for me here. 1048 01:27:17,334 --> 01:27:20,209 No, no. I'll be right back! 1049 01:27:50,209 --> 01:27:52,626 Don't you like any of them? 1050 01:27:52,792 --> 01:27:55,667 I didn't know it was like this. 1051 01:27:55,834 --> 01:27:57,626 It's very simple. 1052 01:27:57,792 --> 01:28:00,917 You look and choose, then... 1053 01:28:13,834 --> 01:28:15,792 Follow me. 1054 01:28:28,876 --> 01:28:31,042 It's slow right now. 1055 01:28:31,209 --> 01:28:33,667 We used to be busy till the 23rd. 1056 01:28:33,834 --> 01:28:36,751 Now, everyone's broke by the 15th. 1057 01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:38,501 The Administration! 1058 01:28:38,584 --> 01:28:42,542 When I saw them on TV, I knew we'd had it! 1059 01:28:42,792 --> 01:28:44,626 Not interested in politics? 1060 01:28:44,792 --> 01:28:46,251 A little. 1061 01:28:46,792 --> 01:28:48,751 Anyway, I agree with you. 1062 01:28:48,917 --> 01:28:50,667 They're all bums. 1063 01:28:50,959 --> 01:28:54,001 Some bums cost us more than others. 1064 01:28:54,917 --> 01:28:57,126 "If you don't follow politics," 1065 01:28:57,292 --> 01:29:00,251 "politics will get you in the end!" 1066 01:29:00,417 --> 01:29:03,376 The end of the month, the ends to an end, 1067 01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:06,251 the end of a film... I hate all endings! 1068 01:29:06,751 --> 01:29:07,876 What's that? 1069 01:29:07,959 --> 01:29:09,042 Nothing. 1070 01:29:09,209 --> 01:29:12,417 I said you are especially beautiful. 1071 01:29:34,709 --> 01:29:36,792 Walking in your sleep? 1072 01:29:36,959 --> 01:29:38,792 Glad to see you. 1073 01:29:41,709 --> 01:29:43,584 Nothing like a good house 1074 01:29:43,751 --> 01:29:46,126 to complete a happy home! 1075 01:30:08,209 --> 01:30:10,751 - I owe you 10,000, right? - Me? No! 1076 01:30:43,376 --> 01:30:44,834 Where are you? 1077 01:30:45,667 --> 01:30:47,292 In a restaurant. 1078 01:30:47,459 --> 01:30:50,417 - And? - And nothing. 1079 01:30:51,334 --> 01:30:54,501 Nothing special. I just wanted to talk to you. 1080 01:30:56,209 --> 01:30:57,917 Anything wrong? 1081 01:30:58,084 --> 01:31:01,292 It's just that... I'm with someone. 1082 01:31:01,667 --> 01:31:03,334 Mademoiselle Butterп¬, y? 1083 01:31:03,751 --> 01:31:04,917 Right. 1084 01:31:06,042 --> 01:31:09,084 I can't take it! She never talks. 1085 01:31:09,709 --> 01:31:11,709 She just keeps smiling! 1086 01:31:11,876 --> 01:31:13,876 She expects me to amuse her, 1087 01:31:14,126 --> 01:31:15,751 to tell her jokes... 1088 01:31:16,834 --> 01:31:18,042 I've had it! 1089 01:31:18,209 --> 01:31:19,917 Tonight, I'm not even trying. 1090 01:31:20,084 --> 01:31:21,126 Don't be mean. 1091 01:31:22,376 --> 01:31:25,042 It was good talking to you. 1092 01:31:49,876 --> 01:31:51,751 Did you make your call? 1093 01:31:52,292 --> 01:31:54,584 You should have started. 1094 01:32:00,292 --> 01:32:02,167 - Finished? - What's next? 1095 01:32:02,334 --> 01:32:04,584 - Some cheese? - No, thanks. 1096 01:32:05,167 --> 01:32:06,501 Sorry! 1097 01:32:07,084 --> 01:32:08,251 Cheese. 1098 01:32:10,292 --> 01:32:12,876 I have another call to make. 1099 01:32:13,584 --> 01:32:14,709 Excuse me. 1100 01:32:33,709 --> 01:32:34,709 It's me again. 1101 01:32:34,876 --> 01:32:36,584 Still eating? 1102 01:32:36,917 --> 01:32:40,001 Yes. It's deadly, as I expected. 1103 01:32:40,167 --> 01:32:41,251 Is the food good? 1104 01:32:41,417 --> 01:32:43,709 Rump steak? In silence! 1105 01:32:43,876 --> 01:32:45,417 Each minute counts triple. 1106 01:32:45,584 --> 01:32:47,667 Feels like I've been here all day! 1107 01:32:47,751 --> 01:32:49,084 Try to talk to her. 1108 01:32:49,251 --> 01:32:51,042 I'm too bored to try! 1109 01:32:51,126 --> 01:32:52,709 I just want to beat it! 1110 01:32:53,709 --> 01:32:56,084 And she's ordering cheese! 1111 01:32:57,001 --> 01:33:01,001 But if she orders dessert, I'll kill myself! 1112 01:33:18,292 --> 01:33:19,834 Cheese? 1113 01:33:21,167 --> 01:33:23,417 That one's very good. 1114 01:33:37,834 --> 01:33:40,542 Excuse me. Another phone call. 1115 01:33:49,376 --> 01:33:50,542 Our coffee? 1116 01:33:50,709 --> 01:33:52,001 Not yet. After dessert. 1117 01:33:52,084 --> 01:33:54,584 Bring the cheque with the coffee. 1118 01:33:56,292 --> 01:33:57,792 At the same time! 1119 01:34:02,709 --> 01:34:03,834 It's me again. 1120 01:34:03,917 --> 01:34:06,167 She just doesn't understand! 1121 01:34:06,334 --> 01:34:08,792 Now it's a soufflГ©. Twenty minutes! 1122 01:34:10,334 --> 01:34:11,376 Are you there? 1123 01:34:11,542 --> 01:34:12,584 I'm here. 1124 01:34:13,917 --> 01:34:15,042 Say something. 1125 01:34:15,251 --> 01:34:16,876 I'm listening. 1126 01:34:17,917 --> 01:34:19,334 You know... 1127 01:34:19,626 --> 01:34:20,959 I'm listening. 1128 01:34:24,709 --> 01:34:27,167 I can't say it now. 1129 01:34:29,251 --> 01:34:30,709 I'd like to kiss you. 1130 01:34:30,876 --> 01:34:32,084 Me, too. 1131 01:34:33,834 --> 01:34:34,959 Tenderly. 1132 01:34:35,167 --> 01:34:36,251 Me, too. 1133 01:34:37,126 --> 01:34:38,167 Is that true? 1134 01:34:38,251 --> 01:34:39,459 It's true. 1135 01:35:08,709 --> 01:35:12,876 DROP DEAD! 1136 01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:21,001 ONE YEAR LATER... 1137 01:35:34,376 --> 01:35:36,209 Say Daddy... 1138 01:35:38,501 --> 01:35:39,959 Go back inside. 1139 01:35:41,834 --> 01:35:43,042 I'm coming! 1140 01:36:14,167 --> 01:36:15,959 I'm very late. 1141 01:36:17,584 --> 01:36:18,709 Thank you. 1142 01:36:27,209 --> 01:36:30,209 Now they're really in love! 68073

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