All language subtitles for Chair Company S01E08

It is time!

For the daddy-daughter dance with Juniper.

- And where's Dad?
- Where's Dad?

He's not feeling good. He had ten cigars.

I'm okay. Okay. Okay.

One more whiskey, please.

You need a break, sir.

Another whiskey?

I hope you don't mind.

Yeah, I overheard you read that poem
for your daughter.

I mean, who was that? Is it...

is it Frost? William Carlos Williams?

It's me. I wrote it.

What?

Am I crazy, or did that
kinda have a chorus in it?

Yeah, it's a song.

Wow!

I mean, that thing
could probably be a hit.

No, no, no, you look at Sabrina Carpenter.
I mean, these songs are popular.

I mean, you know who's writing 'em?
Older guys.

Well, I do sing my own songs.

Really? You ever get out to L.A.?

Mm, once. Just to see Mickey.

And we had a special pass
so I could cut the kids.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Amazing.

The only people I know
who get that kind of a pass

are in movies.

- You know people in movies?
- Oh, yeah.

I own a sheet metal company.
It's kind of a big deal around here.

Oh, shit!

You're writing those kinds of songs
and you run a sheet metal company?

Hey, I just thought of something.

Next time you're in L.A.,
I have some guys I know,

studio musicians, that I'm sure
would love to hear what you've got.

Drop me a line.

I would love to know
what else is in your arsenal.

Yeah. Speak.

I don't know.

I mean, the guy might be too dumb.

I mean, I don't think he understood
anything I said to him.

I don't know, I have no idea.

- I don't understand.
- Are you Stacy Crystals?

Can I help you, kid?

You wrecked my dad's life.

- Barb.
- Mm-hmm?

Come on, don't you wanna grab the day?
First day with the money.

Mm.

I'm so tired, Ron.

I think I drank too much
at Alice's house last night.

You're being silly.
You were just too happy.

Gosh, and George too.

- Mm-hmm.
- He was like...

God, he was like blackout.

George is a cut-up.

Barb, I'm gonna spend the day
trying to get my job back.

Mm.

I'm gonna do everything I can
to make everything easy for you.

- Honey.
- All I want is you to be happy.

Thank you.

You know,
I was actually thinking about it.

I was like, maybe you don't go back.

Maybe you take this time to figure out,

you know, what it is you do wanna do
and what makes you happy.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Sorry. The video we got
from the RC guys was so long.

Wait.

- Get your fucking little toy...
- Hey, Ron?

- Here.
- and get the fuck...

Hey!

- Ooh, wow.
- There is the push.

Our aim today is to decide
whether we believe Ron

experienced an isolated freak impulse,

leading to him overpowering Jeff,

or whether this speaks
to a larger pattern of behavior.

This is hard to do.

Truly, I love sweet Ron.

But everybody should have
seen this coming.

The job was always too much for him.

He was floundering from day one.

And, frankly, it was scary to watch.

I don't think he should be fired.

Just...

moved down three or four rungs.

Or five.

What are we talking about?

He almost threw Jeff
down a hill like a rag doll.

- He can't come back here.
- I agree with Alice.

Ron could have really, really hurt Jeff.

He's lucky he didn't do that to Ben,
because Ben would have kicked his ass.

I'd actually beat Ben's ass.
He's just gym-strong.

You couldn't beat Ben, no way.

I could beat Ben
because he's just gym-strong.

Hello?

I've been looking into
the charges against Braccon.

- There's some interesting things, and...
- Natalie.

Natalie. It's over.

- What?
- We gotta drop it.

I can't say why, but we gotta stop.

Dad, we gotta figure this out.
We're so close.

I did figure it out.

What?

Oh, my God, what is it? Who is it?

It might not be somebody
I can say, maybe ever.

- Why?
- Natalie, if I told you why,

then you'd know who it was, okay?

You're gonna have to trust me
on this one, okay?

It's really hard for me not to tell you,
but that's just the way it's gotta be.

- Just tell me.
- I wanna tell the whole world,

but I just can't.

But you can tell me.

I can't, Natalie.
I wanna tell the whole world.

- I've been doing it with you.
- I know, and it's been so fun.

I've really loved this time together,
I really have. It's been a blast.

Your ham trick? So good.

Well, thank God Wendy's was doing Carvers,
or else I wouldn't have had that idea.

You would have thought
of something, Natalie.

You can do anything. I love you a lot.

You told your dad about Wendy's Carvers?

Hey.

Who threw my hat in the trash?

Oh. Oh, Seth.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Seth. Seth, why are you...

Seth, come here, come here, come here.

Come on, buddy. What's going on, bud?
Just talk to me about anything.

I don't wanna play basketball anymore.

I love that you play basketball.

But if you don't wanna play basketball,
you don't gotta.

- Really?
- No.

I don't know, it's just
my heart hasn't been in it

for, like, the last year.

And I found something
that I love so much more.

You're happy,
you found something you love.

That's all I need to hear.
I'm over the moon.

What is it?

Stop-motion animation.

Like Rudolph?

I mean, it's not all Christmas.

I know, I've just seen the Christmas ones,

and they're always just,
like, Santa can't do it.

Yeah.

But I think I wanna go to RISD.

Then, I think that's what you should do.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

'Cause I know you and Mom
were really counting on me

to get the basketball scholarship.

Seth, don't put that kind
of pressure on yourself, okay?

You don't have to do that.

That is not your job to do that.

Wherever you wanna go,
Mom and I will figure it out.

Sorry I haven't really
been around a lot, too.

I was actually doing something.

It was distracting me, but it was...

it was really important.

It's okay.

But, Seth, it was something important.
It was really important.

What was it?

I can't tell you, pal, but trust me,
you'd be proud of your old man.

What?

Unfortunately, nobody can ever know.

'Cause if anybody knew,
then somebody close to me

who thinks they earned something
that they didn't earn on their own

would find out, 'cause they only earned it
because they were trying to stop me.

That's the only reason they got it.
So, I earned it for them.

What?

You're being so fucking weird.

Hey!

While we're deciding,
we're going to need someone

to take over Ron's responsibilities.

I put together a list
of candidates in the right tier.

I don't know.

It's not that complicated.

Let's just hold off for a second.

I'm the only one out here who knows
they're doing something.

I'm telling. I'm telling.
I'm telling, telling, telling,

telling, telling, telling,
telling, telling, telling,

telling, telling, telling,
telling, telling, telling...

Hello?

Hey. Ron.

I know there's a lot going on,

but I think you and I
could hash this thing out over a beer.

I mean, we'll have a nice dust-up,

and maybe we figure out a way
for you to come back here.

I appreciate that, Jeff,
but I think I need

a little more time to figure out
what my next move's gonna be.

Next move?

Yeah, I gotta think
about what's good for me

and my family.

Ron, you've embarrassed yourself
a lot here at Fisher Robay.

But you finish this mall,

and you get to be part
of something that's historic.

Something that you'll be known for
after you're gone.

But if you don't care about that...

good luck, I guess.

I'll think about it, Jeff.

Go out and tell. Go out and tell.
Go out and tell. Go out and tell.

I don't think you're gonna do it, Ron.

I don't think you're gonna do it, Ron.

I don't think you're gonna do it, Ron.

I'm telling.

"Columbus Herald" Tipline.

Hello?

Would you ever consider running a story

that's like a corporate
political fraud thriller?

Like an embezzlement thriller
that doesn't name any names

and doesn't use any real specifics?

What the hell are you doing?
Don't do this.

Oh, shit.

- Hello?
- Hello, is this Ron Trosper?

Yeah, who's this?

This is the "Columbus Herald" Tipline.

- How did you...
- Look, we're really interested

in the story you were offering.

Would you have any interest
in meeting with us?

- Even if it's off the record?
- No.

No, don't call me back, ever!

- How do you know my name?
- Through the caller ID.

You shouldn't have that. That's dangerous!

Look, Mr. Trosper,
if you're aware of a public crime,

- it's your responsibility to...
- I'm not.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!

Mr. Trosper, I'd just like
to ask you a few questions.

This is not Mr. Trosper.

This is a kid, this is a prank.

I'm home alone at a sleepover,
and we're terribly behaved boys.

Don't pull. Don't pull, that's right.
Very good.

What the fuck?

You don't answer my calls?

You asked me to keep Braccon at the bar.

I didn't know what to do.
What was I gonna do?

I'm sorry, Mike, something happened.

- What?
- We're just gonna have to drop this.

It's over.

What are you talking about?

I've never done anything
good in my whole life,

and then finally, this is something good.

This is something where...

where they're not gonna laugh at my grave,

and people aren't gonna
sing a song when I die.

- What?
- Scrooge.

Scrooge. That really scared me.

They were singing a song
and dancing on his coffin.

And Scrooge, see, he didn't know

that they were celebrating
that he had died

when he was seeing it.

Then he saw the coffin
and he went, "Uh-oh."

So, if I get myself on
the front page of the papers

because I took down a big company...

then they're not gonna
celebrate when I die.

And now, they might.

- I'm sorry.
- Bullshit!

I don't believe you're done.

You're crazy about this thing.

- I'm done.
- Fine.

Then you can go back
to your little fancy job

and go to your family.

Mike, you can go back to your family.

Fuck you, Ron.

Can I help you?

Hi, I'm looking for Lynette.
Does Lynette live here?

Oh, she's at work, but I'm her aunt.

I am...

I'm a friend of her dad's.

Yeah, I became friends with Mike recently,

but I just wanted to tell
Lynette something that he did.

This really, really, really
good thing that he helped me with...

Listen, you don't know
anything about that man.

Yeah, I know that he does some bad...

Go.

Tell me what happened then.

I don't know, she just flipped out on me.

- She was so angry.
- Mm-hmm.

Hey, what's going on?

Tara and Natalie got into an argument.

Oh, no. Why?

Because I told you about
fucking Wendy's Carvers.

Natalie, that's crazy.

She signed an NDA.
She can get in a lot of trouble.

I'm not gonna tell anybody
Wendy's is doing a nicer ham restaurant.

It doesn't matter.

It's just that now,
she says she doesn't trust me.

- Aw.
- She has trust issues

'cause she had an ex that cheated on her.

I don't wanna talk about this anymore.

- Okay.
- It doesn't matter.

Alright. Yeah, honey,
just help her with this.

- I'm trying to help her, Barb.
- Okay.

- She's doing it herself.
- Okay, that's...

Natalie. Natalie.

This isn't because you were helping me out

with the mystery, is it?
'Cause that's good.

- That helps people.
- Look, Dad, leave me alone.

Baby, no, no!

That's not yours, that's chocolate!

Oh, fuck.

Come on, gotta go faster.
You need to sweat out the chocolate.

It's important to sweat
all that chocolate out.

Come on, a little faster.
We gotta go a little faster.

Hold on, hold on, excuse me.

No, Baby! Baby!

Baby?

Baby!

Hi there.

Hi, I'm sorry.
I was just looking for my dog.

That's my dog. She's been missing.

Someone stole her
just right from the yard.

What? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

I just bought her.
I've been taking good care of her.

I'm glad Baby found her way home.

Baby?

Her name is Minnie Mouse.

Come here. Come here.

I want to show you something.

Come on, come on, come on.

In the shed.

Right in there.

Come on.

What is this? What are we looking...

Take a look at that.

It's a brand-new shape.
Never been done before.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

It's really beautiful.

I've never seen anything like that before.

Oh, my God!

I saw that you got a pretty bad
bump on the head there.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

I really do appreciate you
getting my dog back.

I'm glad she's home.

Me too.

Could you post on Instagram
and Facebook that I saved your dog?

Yeah, just take a picture
and then tag me and say,

"This guy saved my dog.
I was really worried about her."

I can do that.

Alright.

- Oh, that's a good one.
- Oh, thank you.

There we go.

Aww.

Hello?

I'm not doing it anymore.
Talk to Alice. I'm done!

Who's Alice?

- What?
- Who's Alice?

You're not with Alice?

- No.
- You're not with Alice?!

Barb can find that money somewhere else.

You get to be part
of something that's historic.

- I wanna go to RISD.
- We don't even know

if Everpump's gonna work,
even with the money.

I know that everyone was counting on me
to get the basketball scholarship.

Figure out what makes you happy.

For school?

Ron.

Ooh. Hey, Ron, you going out?

Yeah, is that okay?

I know why you're in a bad mood.

I'm in a good mood.

Look, George told me, you know.

He said that he told you
that I know all about,

you know, what you're
trying to figure out.

Yeah, just, George told me
that you had figured it out,

- and I just wanna...
- Yeah, and actually,

I wanna let you know that I am very sorry
that I made fun of it.

- What?
- I also said that you're so smart

and you can do anything.

And, you know, I thought,
what is he doing even,

running around like this dumb detective?

I was frustrated, Ron.
I was very frustrated.

And that's what I said,
and I didn't mean anything of it.

- That's what you said?
- Ron, I'm telling you,

I wasn't trying to make fun of you.

- That's fine, I don't care.
- Okay, listen.

I think it was cute.
I think you were having a lot of fun...

I said I don't give a shit, okay?
I don't care.

Okay. Just letting you know.

- I love you.
- Bye.

Where is Baby?

Hey, Ron.

Come on.

This is my friend Grego.
He's in town for the night.

I thought we were just
talking work stuff tonight.

We're just chilling out,
having a night, having a sesh.

- What are you drinking?
- Just a beer, please.

I'll get you a tequila. No lime.

I hope you ate something greasy,
because we're going hard.

He's the real deal.

He seems cool.

Harley gogo munchkin,
the little dime, went well.

- Fuck off.
- I swear to God.

- I'm dead serious.
- Holy shit.

What about you, Ron?

You probably got some crazy stories.

Oh, no, I don't know if I have anything
as crazy as that, geez!

I bet you got something. You look crazy.

- I don't think I look crazy.
- Tell me something!

Alright. Hey, Grego, relax, man.

Ron's actually got it all figured out.

You and me,
we're the ones who are fucked up.

Ron, he's content
with a nice, simple life.

He doesn't need to be constantly
searching for thrills.

You know, actually,
I did something recently that was...

really fucking crazy.

- Ooh. Let's hear it!
- Ron!

Alright, maybe you are fucked up.

I don't know if I should tell.

Hey, Ron, Ron. Code of silence.

Stop being a tease, Rob.

Alright.

- This is fucking crazy.
- Next up is Jeff Levjman.

- Jeff Levjman?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

Hold that thought, Ron,
'cause I wanna hear that story.

Yeah, here I am.

- What version is this?
- What?

What version of this song is this?
'Cause the key is all fucked up.

It's just the regular version.

- I wanna do a new song.
- I don't know what to tell you.

I want to pick another song!

- You gotta get back in line.
- Nobody minds.

Everyone wants everyone
to get to do what they wanna do.

If you wanna sing another song,
put your name back on the list.

Fine, fine. That's what I'm doing.
Fine, I'm back on the list.

Fuckin' asshole,
I had to put my name back in.

Ron, I can do way better than that.

When it's in my range,
when it's a song that I wrote,

I can sail, man.

Speakers here are shit.

No, actually, the speakers are okay.

Here, check out this track.
This is what I can do when it's mine.

Wow. Wow, I see what you mean.

- This is... this is awesome.
- Yeah.

Listen to the next one. Listen to 'em all.

I can sing, man.

This is you?

Yeah, I sing all of 'em.
I wrote all of 'em.

Jeff Levjman, let's do this again.

Fucking asshole.

Red dress lady, beautiful

Thank you for calling
Red Ball Market Global.

Please hold for the next available agent.

-Red Ball
-Lady beautiful

-Worldwide services
-National

Red dress lady beautiful

Worldwide services

It's the same song.

It's the same voice.

Maybe that Ron can help crack this.

The Ron who's not such a big dork.

I'm not a dork. You're a fucking dork,
you evil piece of shit!

Could you please not lean on my wall?

This is an office.

I'll lean wherever
the fuck I want, asshole!

I'll lean wherever the hell I want!

Fucking hell.

Oh, my God.

Danny Donovan?

What the fuck's Jeff doing
with a movie star?

That's cool.

Stacy Crystals.

Where the hell is Alice?
Where the hell's Alice?

Show me Alice!

Stacy Crystals,
Stacy Crystals, Stacy Crystals,

Stacy Crystals, Stacy Crystals,
Stacy Crystals.

Leave a message.

Call me back as soon as you can.

We're not done.

No one's gonna laugh at your coffin.

We're gonna be goddamn heroes.

Are you Ron?

Lynette?

Are you looking for your dad?

Mike's not my dad.

What?

My dad died in a car accident.

He was an organ donor,
and Mike was the man

who received his heart.

When I got married, I was so upset

my dad wouldn't be able
to attend my wedding.

My mom had the idea to invite Mike

to walk me down the aisle,
'cause in that way,

my dad would be there in some way.

It was a really beautiful moment.

But then, Mike got mad
that my mom wouldn't hug him.

She did hug him once,
but he kept wanting more hugs.

And he kept grabbing at his heart,
saying, "I'm your husband."

And he became obsessed with the idea

that he was my dad
and that he was married to my mom.

Everyone was so mean to him.

I just felt sorry,
so I tried to let him down easy,

but then he read that
the wrong way, and...

he...

he tried to kiss me.

He said, "Maybe the heart doesn't matter."

"Maybe we could still date.

"I'm attracted to you even more
than I was your mom,

'cause you're younger."

We had to get a restraining order.

He'd still come. He's...

he's a scary man.

Don't let him near your family.

I'm sorry.

He's family. That's family.
That's my brother.

You said we were family.
Maybe next time I'm coming to your house.

Who is this?!

You didn't fall out
of that chair by accident.

Who are you?

Are you ready to meet me?

Slow down. Oh, my God.

Stacy got shot? When?

Does Danny know? Is he okay?

Driving a Cadillac,
jerking my prick off at the same time.

I get pulled over. I cum all over myself.

Oh, look at him,
he's trying to suck his own cock!

You fucking pig!

I'm choking my chicken, get off my ass.

- It's great.
- Yeah.

Oh. Seth, this is great!

What a talent! Let's watch it again.

You brought me to my old high school?

Not just yours.

What?

Lots of kids went here.

This was all set in motion
when you were a boy.

What are these?

Put 'em above your head and look at 'em.

Amanda's birthday panties.

Oh, God!

It all started in high school,

when you were trying
to make the kids laugh

by spitting a gummy bear in the air
and catch it in your mouth.

But you shot it too far
and it landed in her cleavage.

Amanda never stopped thinking about that.

Something about it made her crazy.

That's why she broke your chair.

With her mind.

I've seen her move things before,
but those are mostly things

she doesn't care about that much,
so they only move a little.

A pencil. A bottle cap.

A Tootsie roll. But now I know.

When she wants something really bad...

she can break it.

Who are you?

She's my girlfriend, you dirty fucker!
You did this!