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-Er, so, have you got ideas?
-I don't need ideas.
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I'm the showrunner.
I'm the director of creativity.
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They need to bring their ideas
to me, honey.
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Deepest, deepest respect,
but you're in Australia now.
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This is their turf. You've got
to bring something to the table,
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or, you know,
they'll look down on you.
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You know
what Australians are like.
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What, tall?
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-Yeah, and sneaky.
-I like Australians.
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I think they're nice.
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I think they're a magical
porridge pot of positivity.
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Somebody called me a legend
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just for holding
the door open the other day.
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Well, that's a trap, isn't it?
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They butter you up
with "legend" and "mate"
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while secretly judging you
for not being able to surf.
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Anyway, I've got some
jumping off points for you...
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Out, out, out, out, out, out!
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Julian, we have had
this conversation.
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I don't need them.
You're my plus one.
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Why don't you just, you know,
chillax? Explore Canberra.
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Go and see the museum.
Or the other museum.
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-Enjoy the sight.
-In time, yeah? Check this out.
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Big Bear goes into the jungle,
finds a stash of honey,
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takes it home,
but there's a twist.
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The honey... belongs to Rabbit.
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Oh, so Big Bear's a thief now?
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Not exactly. Big Bear challenges
Rabbit to prove it's his honey.
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They have a struggle and, erm,
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yeah, you know, they
end up deciding to split it.
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You know, so it sort of teaches
the kids about sharing.
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Except it's not Big Bear's
or Rabbit's honey, is it?
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It's the bee's. So it's not
a story about sharing.
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It's a story that introduces
the under-fives to colonialism.
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Er, well, I've got other ideas.
Erm, Big Bear Breaks A Chair.
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Is that because he's big?
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Because that is sizeist
and not allowed.
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[Greta] Come on, Austin. Focus.
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Before we continue, Greta,
I'd like to check one thing.
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There's no romantic
future for us, is there?
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Oh, this jet lag is brutal.
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I think our future
is friends and work colleagues.
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-Right.
-Yep.
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Which means I can now
answer these questions
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without distraction.
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That doesn't mean
I don't think you're special.
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I followed you to Australia
because you're my star client.
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And not just because you want
free Tim Tams at the launch.
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No, you can get them in Britain
now. So, favourite singer?
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Frank Sinatra.
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Austin, if you're under 40
and you want to sell books,
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it's better to say Taylor Swift.
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But she's not
my favourite singer.
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She is now.
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I don't know anything about her.
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All you need to say is
she's the ultimate storyteller.
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But Doctor Who
is the ultimate storyteller.
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He travels
through space and time.
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Can Taylor Swift
travel through time and space?
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Austin, no Time Lords,
no blue police boxes.
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Just say Tay Tay is untouchable
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and watch your books
fly off the shelves.
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Favourite TV show?
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That's an easy one -
The Goodies.
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No. You love Euphoria.
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Isn't that just beautiful people
crying in slow motion?
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Exactly!
Be the guy who's deeply moved
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by beautiful people crying
in slow motion.
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But I'm deeply moved by three
misfits on a "trandom" bike
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and a giant kid knocking over
the post office tower.
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I don't know
what you're talking about,
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but the aim is to make you
sound like you're under 70.
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It's sad what's happened
to entertainment.
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Or Halloween special.
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Big Bear
spends the entire episode
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terrified of his own shadow,
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only to discover
that it's actually part of him.
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So, Big Bear's having
an existential crisis?
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-Thank you.
-Yeah, exactly.
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Do you think that you're maybe
projecting your problems
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onto Big Bear?
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Yes, I do,
because that's what I always do.
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Yeah, and your writing
is brilliant, my love,
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but you do have to remember
two things.
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Firstly, that 36 territories
don't want your ideas right now.
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And secondly, I am in charge.
I'm in charge.
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Would you please drive me
to the office?
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Because the big Australian
trucks are very scary.
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Yes, Madam.
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Can you take my stuff?
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Cos it's not heavy,
it's just really awkward.
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Erm, can I ask you a question?
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Is it odd that,
as a married couple,
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we have a barrier
down the middle of our bed?
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Well, obviously, anybody looking
at it would think it was weird.
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Deeply, deeply weird.
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But I sense that we are,
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neither of us, quite ready
to take it down,
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and I need to meet
Rodger Corser soon.
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Rodger Corser?
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Hi, just wondering
what the situation is
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with the plus ones
for the book launch.
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How many would you like,
Ms Hogan?
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Just one.
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Mum, am I getting a new dad?
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Austin... would you at least
consider going with my choices?
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If you'd consider
watching Fawlty Towers.
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It'll change your life
for the better.
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OK,
I'll add it to my media digest.
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And I'll learn your cool kid
cheat sheet off by heart.
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Deal.
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Right.
Practise until you believe it.
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We'll meet at the venue at four
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and shadowbox
through the rundown.
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-How's the speech?
-Rather mediocre.
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-I need Dad's help with zingers.
-Good luck with that.
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OK, everyone,
favourite Rodger Corser shows.
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I'm going first. Rush.
Prime-time crime. Wonderful.
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Just sort of washes over you,
you know, like whale music.
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I just can't choose.
He's so great in everything.
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Mm-hm.
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Yeah.
"Arrest me, Senior Sergeant."
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"Examine me,
Doctor, Doctor, Doctor."
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Don't fancy him.
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-Who is Rodger Chaucer?
-Are you kidding me? Corser!
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-Australian national hero.
-You know, you know the one.
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He's-He's that...
He's sort of generic attractive.
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Think Sam Neill,
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circa Jurassic Park,
only emotionally available.
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Now, can we focus on my speech?
I need a funny opener.
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Good idea. Everyone
think of something funny.
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Oh, look, there.
There, there, there.
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No idea who that is.
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Oh, look at that!
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Er, shouldn't that be
"co-creator"?
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They probably ran out of room
on the sign.
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-Hi!
-Hi, Ingrid.
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-Welcome.
-Thank you.
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I've got your
double shot extra foam latte
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with just a hint of turmeric.
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-Oh, my God. How did you know?
-I researched you.
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-Oh, wow!
-I'm Haley. I'm your assistant.
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Oh, Haley,
I'm so looking forward
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to being assisted.
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Julian, can you get my stuff
out of the boot?
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Yeah, I've never had
an assistant before,
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so apologies in advance
if I'm kind of Lady Hitler.
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Oh!
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How does it, how does it,
how does it work?
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Well, just think of me
as like a human Siri,
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if Siri could sense
when you need chocolate.
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Or vodka. Hope Siri... Whoops!
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Hope Siri can sense
when I need vodka.
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You want vodka now?
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What? No, no,
it's ten in the morning.
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-No, that's... that was a joke.
-Oh, yeah.
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That's just my husband,
just dropping me off.
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And that's Austin,
my husband's son.
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Hi.
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He's just
dropping me off as well.
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Sign in at the front there.
Yeah.
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I assume your favourite Doctor
was David Tennant?
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You assume right.
I assume yours was Matt Smith.
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-I would say he is.
-Mm.
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But there's no doubt
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the best and greatest
Doctor Who companion is...
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[both] Billie Piper.
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I say that all the time.
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Finally, a David Tennant fan
with great taste.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, yeah, I just remembered.
I don't like Doctor Who.
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Oh...
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If Paul Mescal played
Doctor Who, I'd be into it.
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But he isn't, so I'm not.
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-Sorry, who?
-Paul Mescal.
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He was in Normal People
and Gladiator II.
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Right. You want to sign in?
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I'm more into kind of
vintage entertainment.
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Is, er, Rodger in yet?
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Um, Ingrid, your office
is straight through there.
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[whispers] Oh, wow!
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Oh, yeah. That...
That is your ergonomic chair
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which arrived from Finland
last night.
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Wow! It's like sitting
in a marshmallow,
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but a marshmallow that
really cares about your lumbar.
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Great. OK, I'm gonna leave you
to get settled in,
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and I am going to go
and do a pastry run.
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Do you need assistance
with the "pains or chocolate"?
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Um, yeah, that'd be great.
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It's called pain au chocolat.
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Don't embarrass me
in front of Haley, Dad.
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I don't know why you care,
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seeing as you have such wildly
different cultural tastes.
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God, so is all this yours?
Oh, very good.
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-Ingrid?
-Agatha!
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Julian! Oh, wow! So nice of you
to drop by briefly.
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Ah, this is Rodger,
our magnificent Big Bear.
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-Yay!
-Hello.
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-Hi!
-Wow.
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Oh, what can I say?
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Rodger, oh, is...
our Daniel Craig.
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Oh!
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If you were to mix in the smarts
of... Eddie Redmayne.
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Yes.
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I'm probably more Daniel Craig
with the smarts of Damian Lewis
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and the heart of
Andrew Garfield.
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But I'm not here to argue.
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Well, you know, it's just
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such an honour
to meet you in the flesh.
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Beyond exciting.
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Fun fact, your books
probably got me
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through the second divorce.
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Big Bear put such a smile
on my face,
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I even
let the ex take the yacht.
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Huge compliment.
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-Is that good?
-Think so.
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Ingrid... the latest sketches
for Big Bear,
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they're literally mind-blowing.
Mm.
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Beatrix Potter
would be so proud.
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I'm terrified of Beatrix Potter,
but I'm still truly touched.
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So here's a quick idea.
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So, I was in the Red Lion
the other day
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whipping down to Bunnings.
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-Commodore.
-Car.
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Fun fact, my Red Lion,
once owned by Brocky.
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-He'd be James Hunt.
-Oh, wow!
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Still got the original V8
under the hood.
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Oh, it's a sweet, sweet ride.
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A V8, er, it's like
an eight-cylinder engine.
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You know, so, most cars
have four cylinders, so...
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this is eight, which is, like,
twice as many cylinders.
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So I'm in the car park,
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and I catch myself
in the rear vision mirror.
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I say to myself, "Dodge, why
are we covering up this mug?"
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-You following?
-Actually, I really don't.
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What I'm pitching is Big Bear,
as you brilliantly created,
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but instead
of that whole headpiece thing,
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it'd be my face coming through.
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A little bit like
Dame Judy in Cats.
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-A lot to love in that film.
-Yeah.
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So, erm, a bear,
242
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but also somehow not a bear?
243
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:21,086
Kids will love it, and there's
something for the mums as well.
244
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:24,355
Yeah, I mean, I am loving
that you're creatively engaged,
245
00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:25,790
but the thing about Big Bear
246
00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,859
is that he really does
have to be a bear.
247
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:31,996
And so, I mean,
if we can see your face,
248
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:36,000
then it just looks like...
he's eaten you
249
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,136
and you're trying to crawl out.
250
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,138
Of course, I'm going to draw
251
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,240
on the little black nose
and the whiskers.
252
00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,642
People are gonna totally
buy me as the bear.
253
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:45,810
Do you think?
254
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,346
Or do you think
we're going to have to do
255
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,780
a safety announcement?
256
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,883
"If swallowed by a bear, you
cannot escape through its face."
257
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:55,353
Well, I think that if kids
believe in talking trains,
258
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,555
they can believe in a bear
with a face.
259
00:10:57,623 --> 00:10:59,290
[awkward laughter]
260
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,192
But it's... it's your show.
261
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,461
Yeah.
262
00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,097
You know,
as one of the co-creators,
263
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,365
and I think we should
possibly look at the title
264
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:08,700
on that parking spot,
265
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:11,303
I think seeing your face
is a really interesting idea.
266
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,804
It's amazing
that you're still here.
267
00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:14,106
Not interfering, just offering.
268
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,840
Anyway, I'll leave it with you.
269
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:19,778
Such a pleasure to meet both
of you, especially this guy.
270
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,046
-Hey?
-Ah!
271
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,249
Love some of his ideas.
Really great.
272
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,718
Hey, come check out the V8
when you've got a mo, yeah?
273
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:30,188
-Try and stop me.
-He's got a lot of mos!
274
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,356
Love you.
275
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,659
Wow! I feel like I've been
rubbed all over
276
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,227
in testosterone gel.
277
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:39,131
What are you still doing
in my office?
278
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,465
I'm leaving, OK?
279
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,067
But do not forget
to mention my story ideas.
280
00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:45,003
I am going to forget to mention
your story ideas
281
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,672
because I can't even remember
what they are now.
282
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,006
Oh, my God.
283
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,275
Oh!
284
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,077
Husbands are so tricky.
285
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,846
-Yeah.
-Mine's dead.
286
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,914
Oh, lucky you. I mean, sorry.
287
00:11:56,917 --> 00:12:00,518
Oh, I can tell
I'm gonna love working with you.
288
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,146
I'm gonna love working with you.
289
00:12:02,147 --> 00:12:05,390
To take your question seriously
for a moment,
290
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,625
I mean, where do ideas
come from, you know?
291
00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:08,893
I mean, with Big Bear,
292
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,192
part of me thinks, yeah,
I'd like to claim it.
293
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,430
And part of me says...
294
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,698
-That I did it.
-Ooh.
295
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,434
-I'm Ingrid. I'm the creator.
-Co-creator.
296
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:20,171
Could I have the tiniest
of words with you?
297
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:24,342
Yes. Yes, of course. Yeah.
Keep up the good work, guys.
298
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,881
Thank you so much for that.
299
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:33,051
-I mean, brilliant work.
-What?
300
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:36,320
Rodger! Scattering half-arsed
opinions all over the place.
301
00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:38,824
I didn't scatter anything.
I lobbed a whole-arsed opinion,
302
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,659
which you're welcome
to take or leave.
303
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,596
Now you've given me a star who
thinks he can redesign the show.
304
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,196
And even if you were involved,
305
00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:47,032
which, polite reminder,
you are not,
306
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:51,102
the visual side of Big Bear is
and always has been my thing.
307
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,871
I am the illustrator.
308
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:56,008
I don't go around rewriting your
precious "zlaps" and "kapows"...
309
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,141
OK, OK.
310
00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:58,910
-..and "blips" and "blops".
-Ingrid!
311
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,246
Big Bear
has to look like a bear.
312
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:03,347
He cannot look like a detective
at a furries convention.
313
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,583
-Ooh!
-[both] Hi.
314
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,555
OK. Fine,
I'll ask him to cover his face.
315
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,291
You will, will you?
How are you going to do that?
316
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,693
What, are you going to take him
317
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,261
on a drumming
weekend in the outback?
318
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,642
Or are you going to smear him
319
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,497
with more
of your special man gel?
320
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,098
I'll talk to him about V8s.
321
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:25,236
And he who chatteth V8s
endeth up mates.
322
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,771
Don't pat me.
323
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,341
For the record, I don't
just write "blip" and "blop".
324
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:32,810
Oh, no, you also write
"whiz", and "splash",
325
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,046
and "plop", and "floosh"!
326
00:13:35,363 --> 00:13:37,916
Sorry, that was a bit harsh.
327
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,251
He is actually
a really good writer.
328
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,754
He's just, erm...
he's just not on this show.
329
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,290
Hey, Austin.
Time to make a move.
330
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,758
Get ready for your book launch.
331
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,661
I'm not going to be getting
one of my own anytime soon,
332
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,330
so I am living through yours
pretty vicariously,
333
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,664
I can tell you.
334
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,423
Copy that.
I'm just helping Haley
335
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:56,734
take these to the writers.
336
00:13:56,736 --> 00:14:01,072
Um, Austin, that one there
is for Sandra Anderson.
337
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,673
You mean Landers Sanderson?
338
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,643
Oh. Yes. Sorry,
that's what I meant.
339
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,548
-Haley seems nice.
-She's like me.
340
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,049
Neurodiverse?
341
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:14,219
Technically, Dad, that one
person cannot be diverse,
342
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,987
only a group can be diverse.
343
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:18,057
-I think she's dyslexic.
-How can you tell?
344
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,226
She mixed up her Sanderson
with her Anderson.
345
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,427
Well, that's as good
as a clinical diagnosis!
346
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,829
Riddle me this. If you like her,
347
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,599
why did you tell her that
you're not a fan of Doctor Who?
348
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,035
Greta says I need to change
how I present to the world
349
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,168
in order to sell books.
350
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,837
Telling Haley's not gonna...
351
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,907
-But Greta says... But, Dad...
-Rodger. Rodger.
352
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:39,177
-Rodger, Rodger, Rodger, Rodger.
-J-Train.
353
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:43,281
Would now be a convenient moment
to take a look at your Red Lion?
354
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,216
-The High Beastess?
-Grrr!
355
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,718
The Beast from the Middle East.
356
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,987
-Yeah.
-Probably not that last one.
357
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,323
-Sure. You are gonna love her.
-OK.
358
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,460
Cold air intake,
tricked-up exhaust system...
359
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,597
Dad?
360
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,433
-[Tyres screech]
-[screaming]
361
00:15:03,884 --> 00:15:09,942
You don't get that kinda power
with a four-cylinder, no siree!
362
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,542
They don't have the torque.
363
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,913
The towing capacity
on this thing's unbelievable.
364
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,547
I could tow literally any boat.
Any.
365
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:18,350
I'm really enjoying this,
Rodger,
366
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,152
and I'm not experiencing
any fear or nausea,
367
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,954
despite my expressions!
368
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,658
-[phone chimes]
-Hang on a sec.
369
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,461
-Just got Hemsy on the text.
-Hemsy?
370
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:31,829
-Chris.
-Who?
371
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:33,030
-Hemsworth.
-Right.
372
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,868
He's in Prague shooting
the new Die Hard reboot.
373
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,938
Do you know he can speak
fluent dolphin?
374
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,107
Amazing. Some of those noises
are really hard to make.
375
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,641
-Oh, dude is next level.
-Yeah.
376
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,644
I just want to reiterate,
it's just wonderful
377
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,846
having someone of your stature
play Big Bear, Rodger.
378
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:52,250
Well, J-Train, when I
do something, it's always 110%.
379
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:56,153
Yeah, I wonder, though,
was I a little hasty
380
00:15:56,154 --> 00:15:58,256
in seconding your idea
of showing your face
381
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,490
in the bear suit?
382
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,159
But if you don't show the face,
383
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,795
-they don't know it's you.
-Right.
384
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,597
It's just when I was
a Hollywood producer,
385
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,528
looking to cast
the next action hero,
386
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:10,268
I might think twice before
going for the guy
387
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:14,338
who sung Wizzy, Washy,
Flushy, Wipey in a bear suit.
388
00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:16,341
Don't you want
what's best for the show?
389
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:19,010
I do. I do, but I also want
what's best for you, Rodger.
390
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,411
And you are 50,
391
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,830
and just entering
that action star sweet spot.
392
00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:25,316
-Really?
-Yeah, think about it.
393
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,618
You know, I mean,
Keanu Reeves is 60,
394
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,921
er, Statham's 57, Cruise is 62.
395
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,359
-Stallone is 78.
-Got it all ahead of you, Dodge.
396
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,498
Let's say we, er,
axe the doughnuts, OK?
397
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:41,699
Amazing.
398
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,235
Let's go straight
for the figure eights.
399
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,169
Ooh, great. Yeah, great!
400
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,371
-[engine revs]
-[tyres screech]
401
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,273
[Julian shouts]
402
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,845
-This is gonna be fun.
-Yeah, love a book launch.
403
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:57,882
It's my favourite way to drink
boxed wine with nowhere to sit.
404
00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,852
So, Rodger Codger was definitely
fine with not showing his face?
405
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,088
Completely, absolutely,
gave every impression
406
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,255
he was good with it.
407
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:07,191
-Yeah.
-That's not a definitive yes.
408
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,593
Well, I said
exactly what we discussed, so...
409
00:17:09,594 --> 00:17:11,129
Because Agatha hasn't been able
410
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,730
to get him on the phone
all afternoon.
411
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:15,467
Yeah, well, he's probably doing
one-armed press ups, isn't he,
412
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,801
or texting Hemsy.
413
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,536
That's what me and Rodger
call Chris Hemsworth.
414
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,870
OK, I'm just going to check.
415
00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:22,007
You didn't spend
the afternoon banging on
416
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,443
about how Ocean Colour Scene
were criminally underrated
417
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,646
or lament the demise
of modern journalism?
418
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,548
Ingrid, I'm not the monster
you've created in your head.
419
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,851
No, but you do say one thing
and do another.
420
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,987
For example,
despite having promised not to,
421
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,890
you have left a folder
on Agatha's desk marked
422
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,892
"Big Bear Story Ideas
by Julian".
423
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,661
In case
you had a story shortage.
424
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,597
We have a room full of writers!
425
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,500
Yeah, but they're
Australian writers, aren't they?
426
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,570
I mean, come on, you can't
develop a rich inner life
427
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,037
at a bloody barbecue.
428
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:55,073
I mean, have you been
to one of their bookshops?
429
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,875
It's half crime,
half blank notebooks.
430
00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:01,112
You are a brilliant writer,
but please back...
431
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:03,981
..off.
432
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:10,020
-Thank you for not swearing.
-Thank you for noticing.
433
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:12,557
So, the music will go off, then
we have a special guest saying,
434
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,359
"Welcome to Austin Hogan's
book launch,"
435
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,693
then you will do your speech.
436
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,662
And you remember everything
we said, don't you?
437
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:18,713
-I do.
-OK.
438
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,997
But before that,
439
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,534
I've lined up an exclusive
with The Canberra Times.
440
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,935
Say that Zendaya is amazing,
441
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:27,539
you're emotionally exhausted
from binging Euphoria,
442
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,673
and you're obsessed
with Beyonce.
443
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:33,677
Zendaya, Beyonce, Euphoria.
I got it.
444
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,013
Look at you.
Getting better all the time.
445
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,348
It's a trade-off.
446
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,818
While I miss my old self,
I am enjoying kombucha.
447
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,987
Great! You wait here,
and I'll get him.
448
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:46,157
You're making me feel
underdressed there, Bill.
449
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,826
Oh, it's Ricky Stuart's
travelling suit
450
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,095
from the 1990
Kangaroos tour of England.
451
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:54,031
There was a Cliffy Lyons suit
there as well,
452
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,501
but Ricky's fits me better.
453
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,903
Think I can smell a bit of Ricky
on it too, Dad.
454
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,005
-The scent of greatness.
-[she chuckles]
455
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,574
It's the best 750 bucks
I've ever spent.
456
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,110
It's not often
your grandson writes a book.
457
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:08,779
And there was a time
when we weren't entirely sure
458
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,915
whether he'd crack writing
his own name.
459
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,118
Thank you, Dad,
for always being there for us.
460
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,119
Yeah, well,
you always did the running.
461
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,788
I just stood around
and looked amazing,
462
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,124
like Andrew Ettingshausen
in a Tina Turner ad.
463
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:21,525
[Bill chuckles]
464
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,995
-[man] Sir, a quick photo.
-Oh, yeah.
465
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,299
Oh, that suit is, er,
simply the best.
466
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,605
You look amazing.
467
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:38,142
I think the hair's doing
most of the heavy lifting.
468
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,144
-Ah, hey, quick one.
-Mm.
469
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:43,013
I just received
an intel briefing that, er...
470
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,549
it's time you changed
your washing machine.
471
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,268
The one you've got now
has got a sensitive spin cycle.
472
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,088
You're right.
473
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:54,091
It beeps all night. I have
to turn it off at the wall.
474
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,360
It also has
a horribly low energy rating.
475
00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,665
That's why I think Glen Powell
is the greatest living actor.
476
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,967
He's reinvented
what it means to be a movie star
477
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,903
at a time when movie star
reinvention was needed.
478
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,171
You got enough?
479
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:10,774
Yeah, but...
I'm just slightly confused.
480
00:20:10,775 --> 00:20:12,978
The Austin in your book
seems to be completely different
481
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,613
to the person standing
in front of me now.
482
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:15,680
Different how?
483
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,781
Well,
what I liked about your book
484
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,900
was that you had
an unusual perspective.
485
00:20:19,901 --> 00:20:22,420
You know, when you described
your cultural influences,
486
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,022
you didn't fawn over
the usual suspects,
487
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:28,125
like Taylor Swift, Timothee
Chalamet and... Glen Powell.
488
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:30,261
Mr Hogan is a mercurial talent.
489
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,529
He disrupts expectations.
490
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,198
Some can handle that,
some can't.
491
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,866
Actually,
put that in your piece.
492
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,801
It's not my job
to take dictation.
493
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,437
Austin Hogan didn't push back
when asked the hard questions.
494
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,739
He didn't have to.
He's somehow above all that.
495
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,576
Just in case you change
your stance on taking dictation.
496
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,011
Right, that's all
we've got time for.
497
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:53,117
When Austin told me
my first thought was panic.
498
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:56,587
Who wants literary competition
from their own child?
499
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,785
My second thought was, "At least
I get to correct his grammar."
500
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,058
[laughter]
501
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:04,028
Austin has written
an annoyingly hilarious book,
502
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,564
part travelogue,
part heartfelt manifesto,
503
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:11,435
part scathing critique
of British public transport.
504
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:13,937
Austin,
thank you for teaching me
505
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:18,042
that seeing the world
differently isn't just an asset.
506
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,312
In the right hands,
it is a superpower.
507
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,181
Ladies and gentlemen,
without further ado,
508
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:28,118
and with great pleasure,
I give you the one, the only,
509
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:31,989
Mr Austin Hogan!
510
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,957
[cheering]
511
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,794
Go, Austin!
512
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,796
[Austin clears his throat]
513
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,397
Thanks, Dad.
514
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,176
Here's to being grammar-shamed
in front of everyone.
515
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,304
On a more serious note,
516
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,972
someone asked me today
if I was trying to be cool
517
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,975
by saying I love Taylor Swift,
Harry Styles and Euphoria.
518
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,879
-The truth is, I'm not cool.
-Oh.
519
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,057
But I can like The Stones
and Harry Styles
520
00:21:57,058 --> 00:21:58,916
because
there'd be no Harry Styles
521
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:00,184
without The Stones.
522
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,485
[man] Hear, hear!
523
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,288
There'd be no Taylor Swift
without Dolly Parton.
524
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:04,789
That's what I'm talking about.
525
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,291
There'd be no Beyonce
without Aretha Franklin.
526
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,659
[whooping]
527
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:11,829
And there'd certainly be
no Euphoria without Doctor Who
528
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,497
and its canonical spin-offs.
529
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,999
[Haley] Whoo! Yes!
530
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,236
Because Doctor Who
is an exploration
531
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,037
of identity and transformation.
532
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,806
Austin, wrap it up. Cut it.
533
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:24,509
Anyway,
thanks for supporting my book,
534
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,043
and have a great evening.
535
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,117
-Enjoy it.
-So excited.
536
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,718
Thank you. I'm such a big fan...
537
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,186
Erm, quick debrief -
538
00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,856
good speech, slight wobble
mentioning Doctor Who.
539
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,592
I can't help it,
it's deep inside me,
540
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,259
like the squidgy bit of a Dalek.
541
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:44,862
I don't know what you just said,
but somehow, you pulled it off.
542
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,564
You held the crowd.
You're actually quite magnetic.
543
00:22:47,565 --> 00:22:49,668
Look, I know you've got
a press conference
544
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,869
for your Australian launch
in the morning,
545
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,938
but maybe you and me
could slope off somewhere else.
546
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:55,807
There's a place across town,
Enigma.
547
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:58,809
-Why is it called Enigma?
-Exactly.
548
00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:01,346
-As friends and work colleagues?
-Well, that's under review.
549
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:03,637
We've worked hard enough
for one day, Austin.
550
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,584
We've earned some fun.
551
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,288
Thanks for the invite,
552
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:12,624
but it would be negligent of me
553
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,358
to leave
until I've talked to everyone.
554
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,309
Right, if I don't see you again,
we're meeting at 8am sharp.
555
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:23,700
Hey! I'm gonna have to get you
to sign my book.
556
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:26,303
So, now you know I'm a Whovian
as well.
557
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:29,506
I, um, I already knew
you were a Whovian.
558
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:30,775
What gave it away?
559
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,133
The mini sonic screwdriver
on your key chain.
560
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,548
Yeah. But also, you sort of...
561
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:39,750
wear this, like,
permanent expression of,
562
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,919
"I've just seen something
from another dimension,
563
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,255
"but I can't quite
talk about it."
564
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,223
I'm afraid Doctor Who
is just one of those things
565
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,024
I've been advised
not to talk about.
566
00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:50,794
Er, Haley, would you be against
transferring our discussion
567
00:23:50,795 --> 00:23:52,731
regarding the things
I can't talk about
568
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,865
to a high-end dining situation?
569
00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:55,934
My shout.
570
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,768
Oh, I'd love to, Austin,
but I...
571
00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:01,738
Thank you.
This is my boyfriend, Marnus.
572
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:05,242
Marnus, Austin. Austin, Marnus.
He's a Star Trek guy.
573
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:08,813
Oh. Well, Trek
is objectively better than Who.
574
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:11,615
It explores themes
of hope and morality
575
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:12,950
with, er, greater depth.
576
00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:14,485
I don't know.
577
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:16,821
Why would I want to watch people
in pyjamas talk about science?
578
00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:18,590
Well, at least it's not
a children's show.
579
00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,225
Doctor Who's about big ideas,
Marnus.
580
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:23,160
Time travel, parallel worlds
and moral dilemmas.
581
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,496
Nothing else
ever comes close to it.
582
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:27,998
And with that,
I shall take my leave.
583
00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:31,235
-Good day, Haley. Marnus.
-Bye, Austin.
584
00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:36,073
Greta,
I would like to go to Enigma.
585
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:40,244
Ooh, and you shall.
Stick with me, Austin.
586
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,912
This is just the beginning.
587
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:46,016
-Sardines?
-Ooh!
588
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:47,985
Maybe there's not enough salt.
589
00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:49,920
Do you have
any more salt, or...?
590
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:52,423
-We're just joking.
-Just kidding.
591
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:53,591
It doesn't matter. Sorry.
592
00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:54,793
-It's fine.
-Sorry. Whoops.
593
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,060
[she sighs]
594
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:58,662
Oh, I had a text
from Rodger Todger.
595
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,398
-Mm.
-Yeah. He says,
596
00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:04,768
"You do it any way you want,
boss."
597
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:05,903
Told you. All fine.
598
00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:07,901
Yeah. I quite like
being called "boss".
599
00:25:07,902 --> 00:25:09,307
I call you "boss" all the time.
600
00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:11,343
Yeah, but only when I've
asked you to take the bins out
601
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:12,710
and you're being sarcastic.
602
00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:14,945
This is like,
this is professional.
603
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:18,382
You know, I get the feeling
he actually thinks I'm the boss.
604
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,518
Well, boss,
maybe it's time I did the same.
605
00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:25,823
Listen, I know this is
really hard for you, and, erm...
606
00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:27,891
I appreciate it.
607
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,794
-Ah, there you are!
-Agatha, you came!
608
00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:32,996
Oh, my God, you look amazing!
609
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,633
Yes. He's gone.
610
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:36,867
Who has?
611
00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:39,336
Rodger has pulled out
of the show.
612
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,706
Mm. Julian.
613
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:48,178
When you spoke to him
this morning, did you...
614
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:51,715
did you say that
if you were a Hollywood producer
615
00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,517
looking for an action hero,
616
00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,686
you may be dissuaded
from casting him
617
00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:59,123
if you saw him singing
Wizzy, Wipey, Flushy,
618
00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:00,857
Washy in a bear suit?
619
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:05,763
That is a ridiculously...
accurate account of what I said.
620
00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:07,364
-Oh! Julian.
-Oh, Julian!
621
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:09,933
I was only,
as per Ingrid's instructions,
622
00:26:09,934 --> 00:26:11,736
trying to talk him
out of showing his face.
623
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:14,538
Oh, well, congratulations. Yay!
624
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:17,508
Won't be showing his face
or even be in the show.
625
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:22,880
Oh, and, yay, the network
have frozen the budget
626
00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:26,850
until we find a replacement
that they like.
627
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:30,923
Agatha, I'm really sorry.
If there's anything we can do...
628
00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:34,224
Oh, yes, yes.
Stop making trouble.
629
00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:38,262
Just stop. OK.
630
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,832
Mendo. Yeah, it's me.
631
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,267
I guess
the sheet barrier's staying up
632
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:45,669
for a little while longer?
633
00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:47,171
Remember the Berlin Wall?
634
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:51,475
Yeah, I'm-I'm gonna rebuild that
between us with my bare hands.
635
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:54,912
OK, good. Good to have a hobby.
636
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:58,782
It's not funny, Julian.
It's really not funny.
637
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,293
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