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What can we do for you, sir?

>> The the essence of Christmas has been

stolen.

>> What? Why? That's terrible. The world

will never be the same.

>> Who stole it?

>> I I think it was stolen by the giant at

the top of the beantock.

>> You mean the Jack and the Beantock

giant?

>> Yes. He has it in a bottle.

>> Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go.

We've got to get it back.

>> Of course, you must try to get back the

essence of Christmas.

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All of the tales that you know so well

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will be

>> Charles Dickens delightfully exciting

escapade

a Christmas tree

with

La.

>> Ah, Christmas. It's all about. I hear it

in the air, feel it in my heart, and

even see it in a bakery shop window.

Just look at all those delightful

goodies. Fruitcakes, sugar plums,

Christmas tarts. There's no other season

quite like it.

>> Oh, Mr. Dickens, Peter and I are so

excited that you are going to spend

Christmas Eve at our house. It's the

most wonderful night of the year and

should be spent with children. Children

understand Christmas.

>> But you're Charles Dickens. You know so

much about Christmas. Look at all the

wonderful stories you've written. The

Christmas Carol, Cricket on the Heart.

>> I'll bet you could tell us what

Christmas used to be like.

>> What was your favorite Christmas? Which

is your favorite Christmas story?

>> Peter and I were wondering what was

Christmas like when you were a boy.

>> Which is the best Christmas?

>> Wo wo. Now, let's take the questions one

at a time. Mary, you wanted to know what

Christmas was like when I was a boy.

Well, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you

what it was like, but you both must live

it.

>> Oh, we will. Was there a Christmas tree?

>> Oh, yes. It's a German invention, but a

very important part of Christmas. We

shouldn't stand here talking. You have

to be home. I'll tell you all about

Christmas at your house.

When I was a boy, the tree seemed much

larger.

My goodness. As large as that.

>> Much, much larger.

>> It was all toys at first.

I look into my youngest Christmas

recollections.

Horatio, the giant from Jack and the

Beantock.

Mantu the evil magician.

Mantu's crystal ball.

The snow breathing dragon of Okabar,

the magic icicle.

You see, Christmas was more than toys.

It was adventure as well.

>> Who are you?

>> I'm Peter Piper.

>> Peter Piper? Are you really Peter Piper?

>> Did you really eat the peck of pickled

peppers? Well, that's a little

exaggerated, but I had a stomach ache

for over a week.

>> What can we do for you, sir?

>> The essence of Christmas has been

stolen.

>> What? Why? That's terrible. The world

will never be the same.

>> Who stole it?

>> I I think it was stolen by the giant at

the top of the Beantock.

>> You mean the Jack and the Beantock

giant?

>> Yes, he has it in a bottle.

>> Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go.

We've got to get it back.

>> Of course, you must try to get back the

essence of Christmas.

Look, Mary, it's a road. Maybe we should

go back down. Remember, it's a real

giant.

>> Oh, come on. I'm not afraid of him.

>> Look, Peter.

>> Look at what?

>> It went behind a Christmas tree. I think

it was a mouse. But I've never seen a

mouse like that before.

Hello back there. Who are you?

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is

Percible.

>> You can talk.

>> A minor accomplishment, I assure you.

>> Well, tell us something, Percy.

>> I do not like the name Percy. I will

thank you to refer to me as Percel.

>> I'm very sorry, but tell me, does the

giant still live here?

>> Indeed, he does. But what would you want

with him?

>> We want to see him. He has stolen the

essence of Christmas. Yes, and the world

will never be the same without it.

>> You'll get more than you bargain for

from him. He's mean, ugly, and vicious.

He's done some terrible things.

>> How do we get to see him?

>> Well, just follow the road. His castle

is at the end of it. But I would advise

you to go back.

>> I'm not afraid of any old giant. Come

along, Mary.

>> Thank you, Perl. I hope we meet again.

>> This must be it. I'll knock.

>> Oh my. Two of you. Oh dear. Do you know

where you are? Is this where the giant

lives?

>> Yes, it is. And he hates children. You

should know that. See, Peter, let's go

back. Ever since that awful boy, Jack

took everything. And that terrible fall

he had. He just can't stand the sight of

children.

What smells so good? I'm starving.

>> I'm preparing the giant's Christmas

dinner. Would you like, son? He's asleep

now.

>> Oh, thank you.

>> I've prepared all the things he likes.

>> Peter, look at the size of that oven.

>> Yes, but I never get to use it. He eats

all fried foods.

>> F.

>> Oh dear, he's awake. Quickly, hide in

the oven.

>> F.

I spell

>> ratio. Really? You've been saying that

tired old rhyme for years. Don't you

think I get tired of hearing it?

>> Oh, I'm sorry, Esmeralda. How about um

fumb

climbed up the beantock tree?

>> Really, Horatio?

>> Uh five fumbo.

Whoever is here has got to go.

Oh, nothing I do seems to please you

anymore.

>> Well, I want my Christmas dinner.

>> It's just about ready, Horatio.

>> Light the oven. It's cold in here.

>> The oven?

>> Yes, the oven. Get a roaring fire going.

>> What are we going to do now? I don't

know.

>> If I might make a suggestion,

>> pero, what are you doing here?

>> I've come for my annual Christmas feast.

uninvited. Of course, he doesn't like

mice either, but he leaves the most

delicious crumbs.

>> But how do we get out of here?

>> Why the way I came in? Of course. Up the

flu.

>> Will we fit?

>> This is a very large oven, so it has a

very large flu. You'll have to shy up.

Humans are not as agile as mice.

>> Follow me.

>> What was that?

>> What was what?

That

so

Esmeralda,

you're still hiding kids after what that

jack did to me. Well, these won't get

away.

At last, I'll have my revenge.

I hate kids. I hate them. Hate them.

Hate them.

>> Horatio, remember your blood pressure.

>> Where did they go?

>> They're out of the castle by now. Let

them go.

>> Not on your life.

Let's make a run for the beanto.

>> You'll never make it to the beantock.

>> Run, may, that big L can't run fast.

>> You are quite correct about his speed,

but if you'll forgive the humor at a

time like this, he does take giant

steps.

>> You keep him going. I think I can slow

him down.

They ought to hold him for a while.

>> If you'll forgive me, I will say that

the giant has branched out recently.

>> Can you come with us, Pival?

>> Well, that's very kind of you, but I

don't think they would understand me

down there.

>> Well, then I just want you to know that

I think you're wonderful.

>> You'd better hurry. He can't be far

behind.

Come back here.

No. No. They've done it to me again. I

hate kids. I hate them. Hate them. Hate

them.

>> Did they get away?

>> Yes. And ever since I had that terrible

fall, I'm afraid of heights.

So I couldn't follow them. I'll be the

laughingtock of the Mgot TWW.

>> The MGOTW?

>> Yes. They only meet once every hundred

years. So of course you never heard of

them.

>> But what is the MGOTW?

>> It's the mean giants of the world.

>> There they are. We thought you'd never

get here. The problem is more serious

than we thought.

>> Oh, we failed. We didn't get the essence

of Christmas. We were lucky just to get

out of there ourselves.

>> But But the giant doesn't have it.

>> Who does?

>> Did you ever hear of man, too? The evil

magician.

>> No. Who is he?

>> He's one of the most powerful magicians

in the world. He has stolen the essence

of Christmas from the giant.

>> Oh dear. Without the essence, there

won't be any Christmas. The essence is

the thing itself. The joy, the warmth,

the goodness.

>> He lives in a castle in the east. You

must get to him and release the essence.

>> How do we get there?

>> There are three obstacles. One is the

river of the Gaddywine.

>> The Gaddywine.

>> And these were once peaceful river

elves, but manu changed them into trolls

to do his bidding.

>> What is the next obstacle? Orlando, the

dragon of Okabar. He's a real

snowbreathing dragon. Need I say more?

>> And the third obstacle.

>> Oh dear. Man to himself. He's very

powerful.

>> But how do we get there?

>> You'll use the star from the top of the

Christmas tree.

>> We can ride the star to reach man too.

Just like a magic carpet.

>> Yes. And when you reach him, release the

essence of Christmas.

>> Good luck.

>> Thank you. Goodbye. We'll try.

>> This must be the river of the Gadiwine

rapids. Oh dear.

What have we here?

>> Who are you?

>> I'll ask the questions. What is your

business?

>> We've come to get the essence of

Christmas back from Mantu.

>> Mantto?

>> He stole the essence of Christmas. The

world won't be the same unless we can

get it back. Are you a king?

>> I am King Thog of the Gaddywine, but I

cannot help you where Mantu is

concerned. He is a most powerful

magician.

>> But you could let us go.

>> If I let you go and Mantu found out

about it, there's no telling what he

would do to us.

>> We wouldn't tell.

>> With his magic, he would know without

being told.

>> Please,

>> enough talk. Take them away until I

decide what to do with him.

>> We've got to find some way to get out of

here. But how? We could make a run for

it.

>> Even if we got out, what good would that

do? We don't have the star, and we

certainly couldn't swim in that river.

We've got to think of something. We

can't just wait here.

>> Well, I want no part of that river

again. It looks pretty peaceful from

here. Maybe we could swim to the other

side. Mary, do you see that? It's the

star. If only we could get to it. Well,

we are surely going to try. You knock

over the god on the right and I'll hit

the one on the left. Grab their candy

canes and then run. And don't look back

until we reach the star.

That was close.

>> Too close. Oh, I don't think I like all

this adventure.

>> Oh dear.

>> What's happening? What's happening? What

was that? Peter, look at that.

I say I've never seen a snow breathing

dragon before. That must be Orlando, the

dragon of Okabar. The second obstacle.

>> How do we get out of this one? The star

is outside and we surely aren't going to

knock the dragon over by rushing him.

>> It's getting so cold in here. Peter,

we've got to do something or we'll be

frozen. I'm beginning to know what what

a snowman feels like.

>> I think I've got an idea.

>> I hope so. We could surely use one right

now.

>> Are there any branches or leaves in

here?

>> All over the place. Why?

>> We are going to start a fire.

>> But how?

>> I have a Christmas candle here and some

matches. We will melt Orlando.

>> What do I do with them? Put them on his

foot or a claw or whatever that is.

>> They're going to give him a hot foot.

>> Yes, a jolly good old-fashioned hot

foot.

Ah, just what I was looking for. Stand

back, Mary.

Now see how you like it.

Well, it worked. We overcame two

obstacles.

>> Yes. And now the worst of them all.

Manto himself.

Curses. They've overcome the second

obstacle. Well, they'll not get the

essence of Christmas.

They'll be arriving soon, but I'll be

ready for them.

Guard,

bring me the carpet and the magic

icicle.

They'll find they're not the only ones

that can fly.

that no one escapes the magic icicle.

>> Rise.

>> We must be almost there, Mary. I wish we

knew what to expect. After what we've

been through, I would say we can expect

the very worst. What's that? So thought

you would get the essence of Christmas

from me, eh?

>> And we will too. Are you Man, or some

other monster he dreamed up.

>> I am Man, you brash young man and I'll

show you just how powerful I can be.

This is a magic icicle and does not stop

its flight until it reaches its victim.

You

>> look out.

>> No. No.

No. You fool. Not me. Him. No. Here,

Mary. Catch.

>> Oh, no. The essence of Christmas has

escaped.

>> No thanks to you.

>> But don't you see? All of my spells are

broken. That's why I stole the essence.

So that I could do evil. Now I can't do

evil anymore.

But somehow it doesn't matter.

>> Do you feel it, Peter? Do you feel how

warm and wonderful everything is? It is

the greatest feeling in the world.

>> I feel it, too. And you're right. It's

wonderful.

>> Oh, I'm so glad you can feel it too,

man. Too. Now we can wish you a merry

Christmas. Goodbye, Manu. and merry

Christmas.

>> I say wake up you two.

>> I started to tell you all about

Christmas past. Christmas as I remember

it. Living all the wonderful adventures

as only children can. And you fell

asleep.

>> Oh, Mr. Dickens, we weren't asleep. No,

we were off on a Christmas adventure

with you.

>> You were there with us, helping us get

back the essence of Christmas.

>> It was wonderful, even if I got scared

at times.

>> I'm certainly glad it was Christmas

past, though. But it surely was exciting

and fun.

>> I'm glad it was Christmas past, too, and

that you're here with us to tell us

about it this Christmas. Yes, it makes

this Christmas the best Christmas.

>> That's right. The best Christmas is this

Christmas. It will always be that way.

As long as there is Christmas and as

long as there are children to love it,

we will always have the hope for peace

on earth and goodwill toward men.

>> Merry Christmas, Mr. Dickens.

>> Merry Christmas, Mr. Dickens.

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Michigan is tucked away in winter time.

The wind blew by to see the fun began.

The lake froze over just to say, "Oh,

won't you come and skate away? You've

stayed away too long, my merry friends."

A squirrel is sitting snugly in his

maple tree. A snow bunny thinks nobody

will see.

But dearest of the Christmas creatures

are people with their happy features all

wrapped up and on a shopping spree.

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Heat. Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

I'm here. I'm here. I've come back. I'm

all right. It's all right. I've come

back.

>> What on earth are you talking about,

Lucy?

>> Haven't you been wondering where I was?

>> You'll have to hide for longer than that

if you want people to start looking for

you.

>> But I've been away for hours and hours.

>> I hardly notice when you're here.

>> Now, now Lucy's having fun, Edmmond.

>> No, I'm not. I mean, I was, but I

>> What? Well, what do you mean, Lucy?

>> Exactly what I said. I went into the

wardrobe and was gone for hours.

>> Don't be silly, Lucy. We've only just

come out of that room a moment ago.

>> Hold on, Susan. Let her have her fun.

That's all it is. Right, Lucy?

>> Wrong. It's It's a magic wardrobe. Come,

I'll show you.

>> You said magic.

>> Yes. There are woods inside and it's

snowing. And there's a fawn. And there's

a witch and it's called Narnia. Come and

see. Now go in and see for yourselves.

>> Why, Lucy? It's just an ordinary

wardrobe. Look,

>> you can feel the back of it.

>> Good joke, Lucy. You really fooled us. I

must admit, we almost believed you.

>> But it wasn't a joke at all. Really? It

was different a moment ago. Honest, it

was. I promise.

>> Come, Lucy. You're going a bit too far.

You've had your fun and you better drop

it now.

Snow woods witch. She's got a real

problem.

>> I don't care what they say. It may be

just full of coats now, but it was

Narnia then.

It's only been one week since we came to

visit with the professor. And if it

hadn't rained that day, the whole thing

never would have happened.

We were exploring the house.

I'll just leave the door open a little.

This must be a simply enormous wardrobe.

What's that?

Why, it's snow. This is very strange.

Why, it's just like branches.

I can always get back if anything goes

wrong.

Good evening.

>> Goodness gracious me.

>> Good evening.

>> Good evening.

Good even Good evening.

Excuse me. I don't want to be

inquisitive, but should I be right in

thinking that you are a daughter of Eve?

>> My name's Lucy.

>> But you are. Forgive me. Uh, you are

what they call a girl.

>> Of course I'm a girl.

>> You are in fact human.

>> Of course I'm human.

>> To be sure. To be sure. How stupid of

me. But I've never seen a son of Adam or

a daughter of Eve before.

I'm delighted to meet. That is to say,

uh, absolutely

delighted.

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is

Tomas.

>> I'm very pleased to meet you, Mr.

Tumnness.

>> Oh,

>> and may I ask, oh, Lucy, a daughter of

Eve, how you have come into Narnia?

>> Na? What's that?

>> For this is the land of Na, where we are

now. All that lies between the lampost

and the great castle Karavel on the

eastern sea. And you you have come from

the wild woods of the west.

>> Well, I got into the wardrobe in the

spare room.

>> Ah, if I'd only worked harder at

geography when I was a little fawn, I

should no doubt know all about those

strange countries. It's too late now.

>> But they aren't countries at all. It's

only just back there.

At least I'm not sure. It's summer

there.

>> Really? It's winter in Narnia and has

been for ever so long. And we'll both

catch cold if we stand here talking in

the snow. Daughter of Eve from the far

land of spare where eternal summer rains

around the bright city of Ward Robe. How

would it be if you came and had tea with

me? Well, thank you very much, Mr.

Tumnness, but I was wondering whether I

ought to be getting back.

>> It's only just around the corner, and

there'll be a roaring fire and tea and

toast and cake.

>> Well, it's very kind of you, but I shan

be able to stay long.

>> If you will take my arm, daughter of

Eve, that's the way. Off we go.

The life and letters of sinus. Nymphs

and their ways. Men, monks, and

gamekeepers. A study in popular legend.

Is man a myth? Now, daughter of Eve,

Oh, Mr. Tumnness, I'm so sorry to stop

you, but I really must go home. I only

meant to stay for a few minutes.

>> It's no good now. You know.

>> What do you mean? I've got to go home at

once. The others will be wondering where

I am. Mr. Tumnness, whatever is the

matter.

Mr. Tumnus, what is the matter?

>> Dear, Mr. Tumus, tell me what's wrong.

>> Mr. Tumus, stop it at once. You ought to

be ashamed yourself. Why are you crying?

I'm crying because I'm such a bad fawn.

>> I don't think you're a bad fawn. I think

you're a good fawn.

>> You're the nicest fawn I've ever met.

>> You wouldn't say that if you knew.

>> What have you done?

>> I'm I've

in the pay of the white witch.

>> The white witch? Who is she?

>> Why? It is she that has Na under her icy

thumb.

It's she that makes it always winter and

never Christmas.

>> How awful. But what does she pay you

for?

>> Well, that's the worst of it. I am a

kidnapper for her. I mean, look at me.

Would you believe that I am the sort of

fawn to meet a poor innocent child in

the woods and pretend to be friendly

with it and invite it home to my cave?

All for the sake of lulling it to sleep

and then handing it over to the white

witch.

>> No, I'm sure you wouldn't do anything of

the sort.

>> But I have.

>> But you're sorry. And I'm sure you'll

never do it again.

>> Don't you understand? I'm doing it now.

This very moment.

>> What do you mean?

>> I had orders from the White Witch that

if ever I saw a human, I was to catch it

and hand it over to her. And you were

the first I ever met.

I pretended to be your friend and asked

you to tea and all the time I've been

meaning to wait until you were asleep

and then go and tell her.

>> But you won't, Mr. Thomas. You won't,

will you?

>> And if I don't, she'll find out and have

my tail cut off and my horn sewn off and

my beard plucked out. And if she's

specially angry, she'll turn me into

stone. and I shall be only a statue in

her horrible house.

>> Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Tumis, but please let

me go home.

>> Of course I will.

I've got to. I hadn't known what humans

were like before I met you.

Of course, I can't give you up to the

witch. But we must be off at once.

I'll see you back to the lampost. I

suppose you can find your own way from

there back to Spare O and Ward Robe.

>> I'm sure I can.

>> We must go as quietly as we can. The

woods are full of her spies. In fact,

some of the trees are on her side.

Do you know your way from here? A

daughter of Eve?

>> Yes, I can see the wardrobe door.

>> Then we off home as quick as you can. I

do hope you won't get into trouble on my

account.

>> Farewell, daughter of Eve.

>> Perhaps I may keep the handkerchief.

>> Of course, dear Mr. Tumnis.

I'm here. I'm here. I've come back. I'm

all right.

I know what happened,

but I don't know how.

Why don't you lock in all the closets in

the house, Lucy?

Maybe you'll find other new countries.

>> Cut it out, Edmond. Lucy's had enough of

your teasing. Look, it's still raining.

And

>> of course it would be raining

>> and we can't go play outside. Let's play

hide and seek.

>> Let's all be it. All right. 1 2 3 4 5 6

7 8 9 10.

Ah,

she's going in there again. I wonder

maybe Na and Mr. Tumnness were just a

dream.

I'll open the door and scare her.

Aha! Lucy,

where are you? I know you're here,

Lucy.

Hey, what's that? My goodness. She was

right. This is what Lucy was talking

about.

But where is she?

Lucy. Lucy. I'm here, too. It's me,

Edmund. She's angry about all the things

I've been saying lately.

Lucy, I'm sorry. I didn't believe you.

Where are you? Silly Lucy. Probably s

somewhere.

Stop.

And what prey tail are you?

>> I'm I'm My name is Edmund.

>> Is that how you address a queen?

>> I beg your pardon, your majesty. I

didn't know.

>> Not know the queen of Narnia? Huh? You

shall know us better hereafter. But I

repeat, what are you?

>> Please, your majesty, I don't know what

you mean. Are you an overgrown dwarf

that has cut off its beard?

>> I'm a boy. A boy?

Do you mean you're a son of Adam?

Answer me once and for all or I shall

lose my patience.

Are you human?

>> Yes, your majesty.

>> And how prey did you come to enter my

dominions?

Well, I I came in through a wardrobe.

>> H a door from the world of men. I have

heard of such things. This may wreck

all, but he's only one, and he is easily

dealt with. My poor child, how cold you

look. Come sit with me here on the sled.

I will put my robe around you and we

will talk.

Perhaps something hot to drink.

Would you like that?

>> Yes, please, your majesty.

And would you like something to eat?

Some Turkish delight?

>> Yes, please.

Tell me, do you have any brothers and

sisters?

>> One brother.

Two sisters.

One sister Lucy has been here, too.

Lucy's been here and met a thorn.

>> Your sister has been here in Narnia, you

say? And she met a thorn.

>> Yes. She said she might have fallen, but

I didn't believe her.

>> Does anyone else know of this?

>> No, only Susan and Peter. They don't

believe it.

>> You are sure there are four of you? Two

sons of Adam and two daughters of Eve.

I should so much like to see your

brother and your two sisters. Will you

bring them to me?

>> I'll try. Because if you did come again,

bringing them with you, of course, I'd

be able to give you some more Turkish

delight.

>> Why not now?

>> I can't do it now. The magic will work

only once in my own house. However, it

would be another matter.

>> Why can't we go to your house now?

>> It is a lovely place, my house. whole

rooms full of Turkish delight. And

what's more, I have no children of my

own. I want a nice boy whom I could

bring up as a prince and who would be

king of Na when I am gone.

While he was prince,

he would wear a gold crown

and eat Turkish delight all day long.

But why not now?

>> Oh, but if I took you there now, I

shouldn't see your brother and sisters.

I very much want to meet them.

You are to be the prince and later the

king and your brother will be a duke and

your sisters duchesses.

>> There's nothing special about them. And

anyway, I could always bring them some

other time.

>> No, you must go back to your own country

now and come back to me another day

with them. You understand? It is no good

coming without them. Now, when you come

back,

look for those two little hills rising

above the trees.

Well, my house is between those two

hills.

I might have to be very angry with you

if you come alone.

>> I'll

do my best. And by the way, you needn't

tell them about me. Make it a surprise

for them. Just bring them along to the

two hills. A clever boy like you will

easily think of some excuse for doing

that.

If your sister has met one of the

thorns, she may have heard strange

stories about me. Nasty stories that

might make her afraid to come to me.

Fawns will say anything, you know.

>> Could I please have just one piece of

Turkish delight to eat on the way home?

>> No, no, no. You must wait till next

time.

Next time.

Next time. Don't forget. Come soon.

>> Oh, Edmmond.

Edmmond. So, you got him, too. Isn't it

wonderful? And now,

>> okay, Lucy, I see you're all right. And

it is a magic wardrobe after all.

I'll say I'm sorry if you like, but

where on earth have you been all this

time? I've been looking for you

everywhere.

>> If I'd known you'd got in, I'd have

waited for you. I've been having lunch

with dear Mr. Thomas Leon, and he's very

well, and the white witch has done

nothing to him for letting me go. So, he

thinks she can't have found out. And

perhaps everything is going to be all

right after all. She's a terrible

person, you know. calls herself the

queen of Na, though she has no right to

be queen at all. And she can turn people

into stone and do all kinds of horrible

things.

>> Who told you all that stuff?

>> Mr. Tomus the Fawn.

>> You can't always believe what Fawn say.

>> Who said so?

>> Everyone knows it. Ask anybody you like.

But it's silly standing here in the

snow. Let's go home. Yes, let's

Oh, Edmmond, I am glad you've got here,

too. Now, both of us can tell the others

about Na.

Come on, let's find the others. What a

lot we have to tell them. And what

wonderful adventures we'll have.

Peter, Susan,

It's true. It's all true. Edmond has

seen it, too.

There is a country we can get to. Do the

wardrobe. We were both there. Go on,

Edmmond. Tell them all about it.

>> What's this all about, Edmond?

>> Tell us, Edmmond.

>> Oh, yes. Lucy and I have been playing.

Pretending.

Ah, yes. We've been playing. Yes.

only pretending that everything she said

was true. Just for fun, of course.

There's really nothing there.

There she goes again. What's the matter

with her? That's the worst thing about

young kids. They always

>> Look here. Shut up, you. You've been

terrible to Lucy ever since he started

this nonsense about the wardrobe. Just

leave Lucy alone.

>> But it's all nonsense,

>> perhaps. But what good you think you'll

do by teasing her?

>> I thought I thought

>> You didn't think at all. It's just

spite.

>> Stop it, both of you. Fighting won't

make things any better.

>> They're always on her side.

>> Let's go talk to the professor.

>> Now, how do you know that your sister's

story is not true?

>> Oh, but but Edmund said they had only

been pretending. Does your experience

lead you to regard your brother or your

sister as the more reliable? I mean,

which is more truthful?

>> Up till now, I'd have said Lucy every

time.

>> I say the same as Peter. But all this

about the woods and the fawn?

>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Now, that is more than I

know. But a charge of lying against

someone whom you have always found

truthful. Now, that is a very serious

thing. But

>> how could it be true, sir? Why do you

say that?

>> Well, for one thing, if it was real, why

doesn't everyone find this country every

time they go to the wardrobe?

>> What is that to do with it?

>> Well, sir, if things are real, they're

there all the time.

>> Are they?

>> But there was no time. Lucy had no time

to have gone anywhere. Even if there

were such a place, she came running

after us the very moment we were out of

the room. It was less than a minute, and

she claims to have been away for hours.

That is the very thing that makes her

story so likely to be true.

If there is a door in this house that

leads to some other world, and I should

warn you that this is a strange house,

and even I know very little about it, I

should not be at all surprised to find

that that other world had a separate

time of its own. So that however long

you stayed there, it would never take up

any of our time. If she had been

pretending, she would have hidden for a

reasonable time before coming out and

telling her story.

>> Do you really mean there could be a

Narnia? Other worlds all over the place

just around the corner like that?

>> Nothing is more probable.

>> But what are we to do?

>> My dear young lady, that is one thing I

cannot tell you.

Shouldn't we be bearing a bit more to

the left? That is we are aiming for the

lampost.

>> Lampost? So you really were here

of all the nasty little

Where are we going anyway?

>> I think Lucy ought to be the leader. She

deserves it.

>> Think you're so smart. Nobody treats me

that way.

>> Where are we going, Lucy?

>> What about going to see Mr. Tundus? He's

the nice fawn I told you about.

>> All right. Yeah, let's go.

>> I'll get even. You watch. I'll get you.

Just wait.

He's not only the nicest fawn I've ever

met, he's

Oh no,

poor Mr. Tumness.

What a mess. Not much good coming here.

What's this? There's something written

on it.

The former occupant of these premises,

Thorn Tness, is under arrest and

awaiting his trial on a charge of high

treason against her imperial majesty

Jardis, Queen of Narnia, Chattelane of K

Paravel, Empress of the Lone Islands,

etc. also of com comforting her

majesty's enemies, harboring spies, and

fratonizing with humans. Signed, Fenris

Olf, captain of the secret police. Long

live the queen.

>> I don't know if I'm going to like this

place after all.

>> Who is this Queen Lucy?

>> She's cast a spell over the whole

country so that it's always winter here

and never Christmas.

I

>> I wonder if there's any point in going

on. It doesn't seem particularly safe

here. Let's go home.

>> But we can't. We can't. Don't you see?

We can't just leave. After all, it's on

my account that the poor Fawn has got

into this trouble. We must try to save

him.

>> A lot we could do. Let's get out of

here.

>> Quiet you. What do you think, Susan?

>> I have a terrible feeling Lucy's right.

I think we must try to do something for

Mr. Tumness.

>> I think you're right. We'll have to go

on.

What a waste. I'm hungry. Shh.

>> Look, there's something moving among the

trees over there to the left.

>> There it goes again.

>> I saw it, too. It's still there. It's

just gone behind that big tree.

>> What is it? Whatever it is, it's dodging

us. It doesn't want to be seen.

>> Look, look. Quick, there it is.

>> What's it like?

>> It's It looks like an animal.

>> I know what it is. It's a beaver. I saw

the tail.

>> He wants us to go to it. And it's

warning us not to make a noise.

>> I think it's a nice beaver.

>> Yes, but do we know? Shouldn't we risk

it? I mean, it's no good just standing

here.

>> Come on, let's give it a try. I'll keep

close together. We ought to be a match

for one beaver if it turns out to be an

enemy.

>> If you're not too high and mighty to

talk to me, I have something to say that

you'd better listen to.

>> What is it?

>> Hush. Not so loud. There's no sense

frightening the girls. Do you realize

what we're doing? What?

>> We're following a guide we know nothing

about. How do we know which side that

animal is on?

Maybe he's leading us into a trap.

>> That's a nasty idea. Is it still? Why

should it be on the wrong side?

>> If it comes to that, which is the right

side, how do we know that the Fawn is

right and the queen is wrong? We don't

really know anything about either.

>> The Fawn saved Lucy. He told Lucy he

did. But do we know? And another thing,

does anyone know the way home from here?

>> I hadn't thought of that.

>> Further in. Come further in.

Right in here. We're not safe in the

open.

Are you the sons of Adam and the

daughters of Eve?

>> We're some of them.

>> Sh. Not so loud. Please. We're not safe

even here.

>> Why? Who are you afraid of? There's no

one here but us.

>> There are the trees. They're always

listening. Most of them are on our side.

But there are trees that would betray us

to her.

You know who I mean.

>> How do we know you're a friend?

>> Not meaning to be rude, Mr. Beaver, but

you see, we're strangers.

>> Quite right. Quite right.

Here is my token. Oh, of course. It's my

handkerchief. The one I gave to poor Mr.

Tumnness.

>> That's right. Poor fellow. He got wind

of the arrest before it actually

happened and handed this over to me.

He said that if anything happened to

him, I must meet you here and take you

on.

They say Alan is on the move.

Perhaps has already landed.

>> What about Mr. Tumnus? Where is he?

Sh.

Not here. I must bring you where we can

talk.

Here we are. And it looks as if Mrs.

Beaver is expecting us.

>> What a lovely dam.

>> Merely a trifle. Merely a trifle. And it

isn't really finished.

Between

those two hills, whole rooms of Turkish

delight,

you will be king of Narnia.

Turkish delight. Turkish delight.

Turkish delight.

>> I'll lead the way.

Be careful and don't slip.

>> Here we are, Mrs. Beaver.

I found them

>> at last. To think that I should live to

see this day. Oh, welcome. Come in. Come

in. Dinner is on the table.

>> Here. We must hang your coats in the

closet.

>> Go ahead, my dears. Sit down. Sit down.

It's snowing again and it's all the

better because it means we can't have

any visitors.

>> And if anyone should have been trying to

follow you, why he won't find any

tracks.

>> Now we can get to business.

>> Please tell us what happened to Mr.

Tumness.

>> There's no doubt he was arrested by the

police.

>> But where's he been taken to? to her

castle and not many taken in there ever

come out again.

>> Statues full of statues. It is.

>> People she's turned turned into stone.

>> We must do something to save him. Deary,

there's no chance of getting into that

castle against her will.

>> And less chance of ever coming out

alive. This farm saved my sister at his

own risk, Mr. Beaver. We can't just

leave him to be to be turned into stone.

It's no good, son of Adam. No good your

trying of all people. But now that Alan

is on the move.

>> Oh yes. Tell us about Alan.

>> Who is Alan?

>> Alan?

Why, he's the king. He's the lord of the

whole wood, but not often here. You

understand? Never in my time or my

father's time.

>> But the word has reached us that he has

come back.

>> He is in Narnia at the moment.

He'll settle the White Queen. All right.

It is she, not you, that will save Mr.

Tumnness.

>> Won't she turn him into stone, too?

>> Lord love you, son of Adam. What a

simple thing to say. Turn him into

stone.

>> Oh, if she can stand on her own two feet

and look him in the face, it'll be the

most she can do.

>> And more than I expect of her. No, no.

He'll put all to rights, as it says in

an old rhyme in these parts. Wrong will

be right when Alan comes in sight. At

the sound of his roar, sorrows will be

no more. When he bears his teeth, winter

meets its death. And when he shakes his

man, we shall have spring again.

>> You'll understand when you see him. But

shall we see him?

>> That's why I brought you here. I am to

lead you where you shall meet him.

>> Is Is he a man?

>> Alan a man? Certainly not. I tell you,

he is the king of the wood and the son

of the great emperor beyond the sea.

Don't you know who is the king of

beasts?

Alan is a lion.

>> Is it safe? I feel scared about meeting

a lion.

>> That you will, dear. No mistake. If

there's anyone who can appear before

Alan without their knees knocking,

they're either braver than most or else

just silly.

>> Then he isn't safe.

>> Safe? Who said anything about safe? Of

course he isn't safe. But he's good.

>> I'm anxious to see him. Even if I do

feel frightened.

>> That's right. And so you shall. Word has

been sent that you are to meet him

tomorrow at the stone table. It's down

the river. A good step from here. I'll

take you to it.

>> But meanwhile, what about poor Mr.

Tundness?

The quickest way to help him is by going

to meet Alan.

>> Once he's with us, then we can begin

doing things.

Not that we don't need you, too. For

that's another of the old rhymes.

When Adam's flesh and Adam's bone sits

at K Paravel enthrone,

the evil time will be over and done. The

witch's reign must be near the end now

that he's come and you've come.

>> We've heard of Alan coming into these

parts before long ago.

>> Nobody can say when, but there's never

been one of your race here before.

>> That's what I don't understand, Mr.

Beaver. I mean, isn't the witch herself

human?

She'd like us to believe it. And it's on

that that she bases her claim to be

queen.

>> But she's no daughter of Eve. No. No.

>> There isn't a drop of real human blood

in the witch.

>> That's why she's bad all through.

>> True enough, Mrs. Beaver. She's been

watching for you this many a year. And

if she knew there were four of you,

she'd be more dangerous still.

>> What's four got to do with it? because

of another prophecy. At Castle K

Paraval, there are four thrones.

>> And when two sons of Adam and two

daughters of Eve sit on those four

thrones,

then it will be the end not only of the

white witch's reign, but of her life.

And that is why we had to be so cautious

as we came along.

For if she knew about you four, your

lives wouldn't be worth a shake of my

whiskers. Where? Where's Edmmond?

>> Who saw him last? How long has he been

missing?

>> Is he outside?

>> Edmond. Edmond.

>> Edmmond, where are you?

>> How awful. Where can he have got to?

>> Come on, let's go in.

>> What on earth are we to do, Mr. Beaver?

>> Do

do?

We must be off at once. We have a moment

to spare. We'd better divide into four

search parties.

>> Search parties? What for?

>> To look for Edmund.

>> There's no point in looking for him.

>> What do you mean? He can't be far away

yet, and we've got to find him.

>> But we already know where he's gone.

He's gone to the White Witch.

He has betrayed us all.

I'll show them and their lion. I'll show

them picking on the queen. What do they

know?

Adam's flesh and Adam's bone. They are

the evil ones. Glad I left.

Couldn't stand to hear more bad things

about the queen. Probably half of it

isn't true anyway. She was very nice to

me. much nicer than they are. I'll bet

she's the real queen.

Anyway, she'll be better than that awful

Ashlan.

When I'm king of Narnia, the first thing

I shall do will be to make some decent

roads.

Heat. Hey, heat. Hey, heat.

I bet this is a great line Alan we were

all talking about. She's caught him

already and turned him into stone. So

that's the end of all their fine ideas

about him. Huh? Who's afraid of

It's all right. It's all right. It's

only a slow move. It can't hurt me.

Stand still, stranger,

and tell me who you are.

If if you please, sir. My my name is

Edmund and I met the queen in the woods

the other day and and I've come to give

her the news that that my brother and

sisters are in Narnia quite quite close

in the beaver's house. She she wanted to

see them.

>> I will tell her majesty,

stand and wait if you value your life.

Come in, come in, fortunate favorite of

the queen,

or else not so fortunate.

Let me introduce myself.

I'm Fenris Ulf, the chief of the queen's

secret police.

I'm here, your majesty. Can I have my

Turkish delight?

>> How dare you come alone?

Did I not tell you to bring the others

with you?

>> Please, your majesty. I've done the best

I can. I brought them quite close. The

They're in the little house on top of

the dam with Mr. and Mrs. Beaver. Is

this all your news?

>> No. No, your majesty. Alan is here. Mr.

Beaver says, and something about place

called Stone Table.

>> What? Alan?

Alan?

Is this true?

>> If I find you have lied to me.

>> Please, I'm only telling you what I

heard.

Make ready our sled and use the harness

without bells. Does that fool Alan think

he can rob me of my rights? He knows the

deep magic better than that.

I shall kill all four humans before they

can reach the stone table. But as long

as I have you, my fool, the prophecy

cannot be fulfilled. Come, we must be

off.

Best keep down here as much as possible.

She'll have to keep to the top. You

couldn't bring a sled down here.

Penris Penrisel,

take with you the swiftest wolves and go

to the house of the beavers and kill

whatever you find there.

If they are already gone, make speed to

the stone table, but do not be seen.

Should you overtake the beavers and

three humans with them,

you will know what to do. I hear and

obey, old queen.

Heat. Heat.

Heat. Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat. Heat.

Wherever is this?

>> It's an old hiding place for beavers in

bad times and a great secret. We'll be

safe here till the storm lets up.

Not to worry. Mr. Beaver can scramble

among bushes and brambles without being

seen. He'll see which way the witch's

sled goes.

It's all right. Come out, Mrs. Beaver.

Come out, son of Adam and daughters of

Eve. It's all right.

It isn't her.

Come on. Come and see.

This is a nasty knock for the witch. It

looks as if her power is already

crumbling.

>> What do you mean, Mr. Beaver?

>> Didn't I tell you that she'd made it

always winter and never Christmas?

Didn't I tell you? Well, just come and

see.

>> Now, the Christmas has been here, but

witch's magic is weakening.

Ashland is on the move.

>> Really? Look around you. Spring is near.

>> Mr. Fox, this is a glorious moment.

This is the first time in many, many

years that one can look forward to a

merry Christmas.

>> Now then, now then, don't stand around

talking. We must move on.

True. True. We must go. We must go.

>> Goodbye. Goodbye. Happy days.

Well, well.

What do my eyes behold?

What have we here? Stop.

My goodness. She's there. Those poor

creatures.

We must hurry. No time to lose,

children. Hurry. Hurry. What is the

meaning of this?

Speak, vermin, or do you want my dwarf

to find your tongues with his whip?

What is the meaning of this gluttony,

this waste, this selfindulgence?

Where did you get all these things?

>> Please, your majesty. We were give them

if if I might make so I drink to your

majesties.

Good help.

>> Who gave them to you?

>> Father Christmas.

Father Christmas.

>> What?

He has not been here. He cannot have

been here.

How dare you

say you've been lying and you shall even

now be forgiven.

>> He has. He has. Father Christmas has

been here. Ask the beavers. Ask them.

>> Oh, don't don't. Please don't.

They were here. They can't be too far

ahead.

Let that teach you drive on.

They can't be far.

Those wolves failed me. Faster

after them.

Faster, faster.

We must hurry.

It's thoring and that will cause the

sled problems.

I see them

faster. Faster. I can see them. Oh, get

this sled going faster.

>> Don't sit staring fool. Get out and

help.

>> Freaking pirate guy.

>> We lost them.

I think they stopped.

>> He's now good, your majesty. The sled

won't move.

>> Then we must walk.

>> We shall never overtake them walking.

Not with the start they've got.

>> Are you my counselor or my sleigh? Do as

you're told.

Tie the hands of the human creature

behind it.

>> Now then, drive him ahead of us. We're

going to overtake them or I'll know the

reason why not. Zeriff the garbage

faster faster.

I'm with you

and

faster. Faster, fools.

on with you on kebab.

>> Faster. Faster.

>> Ah, this is no Thor. This is spring.

Oh. Oh, what are we to do? Your winter

has been destroyed. I tell you this is

Ashland's doing.

>> If either of you mention that name

again, you shall be instantly killed.

One thing for sure, the witch won't be

able to use her sled now that there's no

snow. So, we can take it a bit easier.

Not long now.

Look the stone table.

>> Go on. No, you first.

>> No. Shunge of Adam before animals.

>> Susan, what about you? Ladies first.

>> No, you're the oldest.

>> Alan, we have come.

>> Welcome, Peter, son of Adam. Welcome,

Susan and Lucy, daughters of Eve.

Welcome he beaver and she beaver.

But where is the fourth?

>> He has betrayed us and joined the white

witch. Alan,

>> that was my fault. I was angry with him

and I think that helped him go wrong.

>> Please, Alan, can anything be done to

save Edmund?

>> All shall be done, but it may be harder

than you think. Meanwhile, children, I

have something for each of you. Come to

the pavilion.

You may remove your coats.

Winter is no more in Narnia.

Son of Adam and daughters of Eve,

these are the tools of your destiny.

The time to use them is perhaps near at

hand.

Peter, son of Adam, the sword and shield

are for you. It is a magic blade and

will protect you well.

Susan, daughter of Eve, the bow and

arrows are for you. Use them only in

great need. For I do not mean you to

fight in battle. And whenever you put

this horn to your lips and blow it, help

will come to you. Lucy, Eve's daughter,

in that bottle is a cordial made of the

juice of the fire flowers that grow in

the mountains of the sun. If you or any

of your friends are hurt, a few drops

will restore you. and the dagger is to

defend yourself at great need, for you

also are not to be in battle.

Come, Peter, I will show you a far off

sight of the castle where you are to be

king.

That, oh man, is care of the four

thrones,

in one of which you must sit as king.

I show it to you because you are the

firstborn and you will be high king over

all the rest.

It is your sister's horn.

Back. Let the prince win his hers.

Quick, quick.

Centaurs, eagles. I see another wolf in

the thickets. After him, all of you,

hand me your sword and kneel, son of

Adam.

Rise up,

Sir Peter Fenris Bane.

>> It's no use now, O Queen. They must have

reached the stone table by now.

>> Perhaps the wolf will bring us news.

>> It cannot be good news if he does.

>> Four thrones in K Paravel. And if only

three were filled, it would not fulfill

the prophecy. What difference would that

make now that that that he is here?

>> He may not stay long and then

we could fall upon the three at care.

>> Yes, it may be better to keep this one

>> for bargaining with

>> what you fool and have him rescued.

>> Then we'd better do what we have to do

at once.

I've seen them. They're all at the stone

table with him. They've killed my

captain friendly scolf. I was sitting in

the thicket and saw it all.

One of the sons of Adam killed him.

Go quickly. Summon all our people to

meet me here as speedily as they can.

Call the ghouls and the buggles,

the ogres and the minotaurs. Call the

cruels, the hags, the specters, and the

people of the toad stools.

We will fight. Have I not steal my wand?

Will not their ranks turn into stone

even as they attack?

>> Be off. I have unfinished business here.

Now,

we have no table. Let me see. We'd

better put him against the trunk of a

tree.

>> Prepare the victim.

Untie him. Get him.

Got the witch.

>> Steady now.

>> Give him a drink.

>> Who's got the witch?

>> I thought you had her. I didn't see her

after I knocked the knife out of her

hand.

>> I was after the dwarf.

>> Do you mean she's escaped? One can't

mind everything at once.

>> Rat. She got away. Where is she?

>> We must take her to Alan.

>> The stone table.

Wake up. Wake up.

Your brother has been rescued. He's here

in camp. Alan is talking to him. Here

is your brother and there is no need to

talk to him about the past.

>> I'm sorry.

>> That's all right.

>> I'm sorry, girls.

>> That's all right, Edmmond.

>> It's nice to have you back.

>> Sire, there is a messenger from the

enemy who craves audience.

>> Let him approach.

What is your message, son of Earth?

>> The Queen of Narnia and Empress of the

Lone Islands, desires a safe passage to

come and speak with you on a matter

which is as much to your advantage as to

hers.

>> Queen of Narnia, indeed, of all the

nerve.

>> Peace, Beaver.

All names will soon be restored to their

proper owners. Tell your mistress that I

grant her safe passage on condition that

she leaves her wand behind. So be it.

>> It's agreed, O queen, provided you leave

your wand.

You have a traitor there, Alan.

>> Well, his offense was not against you.

>> Have you forgotten the deep magic?

Let us say I have forgotten it. Tell us

of this deep magic.

>> Tell you, tell you what is written on

the table of stone. Tell you what is

written in letters deep as a spear as

long on the trunk of the world ash tree.

Tell you what is engraved on the scepter

of the emperor beyond the sea. You at

least know the magic which the emperor

put into Na at the very beginning.

You know that every traitor belongs to

me as my lawful prey and that for every

treachery

I have a right to a kill.

>> Oh, so that's how you came to imagine

yourself a queen because you were the

emperor's hangman.

>> Peace, Beaver.

That human creature

is mine.

His life is forfeit to me. His blood is

my property.

>> Come take it then,

>> fool. Do you think your master can rob

me of my rights by mere force?

>> He knows the deep magic better than

that.

He knows that unless I have blood, as

the law says,

all na

will be overturned and perish in fire

and water.

>> It is very true. I do not deny it.

>> Oh, Alen, can't we do something about

the deep magic? Isn't there something

you can work against it?

work against the emperor's magic.

Fall back, all of you, and I will talk

to the witch alone.

I have settled the matter. The witch has

renounced the claim on your brother's

blood.

>> How do I know? This promise will be

kept.

>> We must move from this place at once.

It will be wanted for other purposes.

Pack quickly. We must encamp tonight at

the ford of Biruna.

You must prepare to fight the witch two

ways.

>> I If things go well with you in the

woods, she'll fall back to her castle.

>> Me?

>> You may or may not be able to cut her

off and prevent her from reaching it.

>> But you will be there yourself, Alan.

>> I can give no promise of that.

We shall camp here. She will not attack

tonight.

Can't you sleep either?

>> No. I have a horrible feeling that

something's wrong.

>> As a matter of fact, so have I.

>> Something about Alan. I have a terrible

feeling something dreadful is going to

happen to him. There's been something

wrong all afternoon.

>> Lucy, what was that he said about not

being with us at the battle?

>> Where is he now? Is he here?

>> I don't think so.

>> Let's go outside and have a look around.

We might see him.

>> All right, let's go.

>> Look.

Let's follow him and see where he's

going.

Oh, children, children,

why are you following me?

>> We couldn't sleep. Please, may we come

with you wherever you're going?

>> Well,

I should be glad of company tonight.

>> You may come if you promise to stop when

I tell you. And after that, leave me to

go on alone.

>> Oh, thank you. Thank you. We promise.

Alan. Dear Alan, what's wrong? Can't you

tell us?

>> Are you ill, dear Ala?

>> No,

I'm sad and lonely.

Lay your hands on my mane so that I can

feel you're there and let us walk like

that.

Oh children, here you must stop. And

whatever happens, do not let yourselves

be seen.

The fool, the fool has come. Bind him

fast.

>> Oh, ass then. Roar at them. Fight the

mass.

>> Bind him, I say.

>> Stop.

>> Let him first be shaved.

>> Save him.

The poor cat.

>> He's only a big cat.

>> Is that what we were afraid of?

>> A big cat.

Push, push, push, push, push. Oh, pushy.

>> How many mice have you caught today,

cat?

>> Tell me, would you like a s of milk?

Who's a m?

>> How can they? This is awful. Poor Alan.

Mother him.

>> The cowards. Are they still afraid of

him even now?

And now who has won? Who has won?

Fool. Did you think that by this you

would save the human traitor?

Now I will kill you instead of him as

our pact was.

And so the deep magic will be appeased.

But when you are dead,

what will prevent me from killing him as

well? Understand that you have given me

Narnia forever.

You have lost your own life and you have

not saved the human. In that knowledge,

despair and die.

The great cat is dead.

The fool, the fool lies dead.

Now follow me all.

Let us settle this war. Follow me and

crush the human vermin and traitors.

Follow me.

At dawn we shall destroy them.

Deploy our people all along the ridge.

Mount guards and secure the ridge. The

others rest. What a glorious day

tomorrow shall be.

I can't bear the look of that horrible

muzzle.

I wonder if we could take it off.

Why don't we untie him as well?

Oh. Oh.

Oh, what are they doing? Can't they

leave him alone?

They're gnawing away at the ropes.

They're friendly mice. Poor little

things. They don't realize he's dead.

They think it'll do some good untieing

him.

I guess there's nothing more we can do.

>> I'm so cold.

So am I.

Let's walk about a bit.

>> What's that?

>> I'm afraid to turn around. Something

awful is happening. They're doing

something worse to him. Come on.

>> Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh. Oh. What does this

mean? More magic.

>> Yes, it is more magic.

>> Oh. Alen, you're not dead. You're alive.

You're alive.

>> Yes,

it is. I

>> You're real. You're real.

Oh, Alan.

But we saw her kill you.

>> Yes.

Although the witch knew the deep magic,

there is a magic deeper still which she

did not know.

Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn

of time. But if she could have looked a

little further back into the stillness

and the darkness before time dawned, she

would have read there a different

incantation.

She would have known that when a willing

victim who had committed no treachery

was killed in a traitor'sstead,

the table would crack and death itself

would start working backwards.

And now to business. Children, you must

ride on me.

We must get reinforcements.

The battle at Maruna Ford is not going

well.

There are too many.

Hold tight. Hey,

Susan.

Look,

>> we must find Mr. Thomas. He's got to be

here somewhere.

>> Look everywhere. upstairs and

downstairs. Leave no corner unsearched.

Alan, Alan, I found Mr. Tumness. Come

quick.

Oh, Mr. Tumness. Susan, this is Mr.

Tumis.

>> Lucy.

Heat.

Heat.

We got to stop the witch.

She's She's turning our people into

stone.

We must destroy our one.

Our day's work is not yet over. Our

people, even at this moment, are in

dreadful combat, outnumbered by the

witch's army. We must join the battle.

Edmund,

hold back. I'm coming.

Heat. Heat.

off my back, children.

>> It's It's Alen. It can't be. Alen is

dead, fool.

Heat.

Heat.

You arrived just in time, Alen. It was

all Edund's doing. Once he broke her

wand, we knew we had a chance. However,

poor Edmund was terribly wounded. We

must go and see him. Quick, Lucy. The

cordial I gave you.

>> There are others wounded.

>> Yes, I know. I must tend to them.

>> Hand me your sword and kneel. Edmund.

Once a king or queen of Narnia,

always is a king or queen.

Bear it well, sons of Adam.

Bear it well, daughters of Eve.

if we

lose.

>> Where's Alen?

>> I don't see Alan.

>> That's right. He was here. Now he's

gone. He'll be coming and going. One day

you'll see him and another you won't.

And of course, he has other countries to

attend to. It's quite all right. He'll

often drop in. Only you must impress

him.

So the years went by. King Peter, King

Edmund, Queen Susan, and Queen Lucy

ruled in great joy and peace. And if

ever they remembered their life in the

other world, it was only as one

remembered a dream.

Majesty's,

great news. The white stag has once more

appeared in the forest. The white stag?

The white stag is a magic being and will

give you wishes if you catch him.

There's the stag. There he is.

Look at him run

this way.

There he is.

Let's go.

We've lost him.

There he goes.

He's getting away.

There he is. Where? I don't see him.

>> We're We're back.

>> We're back.

>> Professor, we're back. Hey, professor.

Professor, we've been Narnia. We've been

to Narnia.

>> No, I don't think it'll be any good

trying to go back to Narnia through the

wardrobe. You won't get there again by

that route.

>> But will we get to go back to Narnia,

Professor?

>> Yes, of course you'll get back to Narnia

again someday.

But don't go trying to use the same

route twice. Indeed, don't try to get

there at all. It'll happen when you're

not looking for it. And don't talk too

much about it, even among yourselves.

And don't mention it to anyone else,

unless you find that they've had

adventures of the same sort.

>> But how will we know?

>> Oh, you'll know. All right. Odd things

they say. Even their looks will let the

secret out. Keep your eyes open. It's

entirely possible that this is the end

of your adventures in the wardrobe, but

only the beginning of your adventures in

Narnia.

Heat.

Heat.

Grandpa, was it Christmas when you were

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There's only one

Heat. Heat.

Good evening and welcome to London's

world famous Christmas square. Tonight,

Herb and I will be your hosts on

>> on a tour through the magical musical

world of Christmas carols. We're going

to hear some really wonderful music.

Right, Rex?

>> Uh, thank you, Herb.

Thematically speaking, we'll be looking

at Christmas carols as they relate to

specific traditions of

>> Yeah. songs about Christmas trees and

stacks of gifts, reindeer and jingling

bells, holiday ballet, Santa Claus,

universal joy, and Christmas snacks.

>> There is not a carol about snacks. First

up is that beautiful and haunting

American classic, We Three Kings,

composed around 1857.

Here we come a waffling along a lease of

green. Here we come. So fair to be seen.

Love and joy come to you and to you your

waffle too. And pardon me.

>> Pardon me, but you're making a lyrical

error in that final Christmas carol. Now

the key word, my good fellows, is

wasling, not waffling.

>> Well, uh, what the heck's wasling?

>> Uh, wasling? Yeah, you're so smart.

What's a wasle?

>> Yeah, I thought it was waffling. Uh,

hers. Oh,

>> it tastes like waffles.

And I want one with extra butter,

please.

>> Uh, anyway, we three kings based on the

journey of kings Malchio, Caspar, and

Balthasar.

We three kings of dark bearing gifts we

travel aart

field and fountain more and mountain

following yonder far

star wonder star of

Star with royal beauty bright westward

leading still proceeding guide us to

that perfect life.

Born a king on Bethlehem plain. Gold I

bring to crown him again. King forever

ceasing, never over us all to reign. Oh

star of wonder, star of night, star of

royal beauty bright, westward leading,

still proceeding, guide us to that

perfect life.

Frankincense to offer have I

incense a deity I prayer and praising

aren raising worship him God most high

>> star of wonder star of night

loyal beauty bright westwardly

still proceeding in God to their perfect

life.

>> Glorious now beforehold him. Arise king

and God and sacrifice.

Hallelu

Hallelu

to the heavens replies close

wonder

we're leading still proceeding

guide us to that perfect

Oh yeah.

>> Wasn't that delightful?

>> Besides, Rex, maybe waffle is an old

word that means waffle. After all, what

could be more Christmassy than a thick

stack of syrup drenched waffles?

>> As usual, Herb, there you go. Letting

history take a backseat to your stomach.

Uh, the ringing of the bells at

Christmas time is a holdover from early

mid winter celebrations. When the earth

was cold and the sun was dying, evil

spirits were very powerful.

>> And one of the ways to drive evil off

was by making a great deal of noise.

>> As making noise was also fun, bell

ringing ceremonies became a part of the

spirit of Christmas.

Next on our program is the exquisite

Carol of the Bells.

>> This isn't driving you off.

>> A good evening. Tonight, our concert is

with the Paris Bell Harmonic, the House

Orchestra here at Notraam Cathedral.

I have a hunch they'll give us a

wonderful performance under the baton of

Maestro

Quasimoto.

Don't break

me.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

I love this man.

Magnificent. Who was that conductor?

>> Oh, I don't know. But you know, his face

sure rings a bell.

>> One of the most beloved symbols of

Christmas is the Christmas tree. Foned

with lights and ornaments,

>> candy canes, and popcorn chains.

>> Yes, of course, her. The Christmas tree

has come to represent the focal point of

the U tide celebration. Oh, Tannon Bomb,

an exceedingly wellnown Here become a

wildare

to be seen. Enjoy you and to you.

>> And ladies, ladies, please. The correct

refrain is was not wo.

>> I'd like one of those purple ones.

The simple and lovely Christmas tree

carol.

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree

with faithful leaves unchanging.

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,

with faithful leaves, unchanging,

not only

summer,

but also winter snow and sleep. Oh

Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, with

faithful leaves unchanging.

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,

your leaves will teach me also.

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,

your leaves will teach me also

that hope

and faithfulness

are precious things I can hold on

Christmas

of Christmas tree

says here was derived from the Celtic

word for lamb's wool. Must be an old

sheep shearing song.

>> It's not a sheep shearing song, you

bonehead. Wasel comes from the

Anglo-Saxon was hail which means be in

health. So

>> next on the show, my own personal

favorite interpretive ice ballet.

>> The carol angels we have heard on high

had its origins.

>> And we are more than honored to have the

prima ballerina de Margo pontoon. Oh,

and her worldrenowned partner Rudolph

Nerves on edge interpret the carol for

us.

Heat. Heat.

Heat. Heat.

Heat. Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Oh, what I'd give to ice dance with

that, Margo.

>> There's no ice thick enough for the two

of you. We'll be right back. Our next

number was composed by a 15-year-old boy

who sought in song to express the true

Christmas spirit.

>> Isaac Watt wanted a carol that expressed

jubilation.

>> Here we come

along so green. Here we come a

so to be seen.

Uh Herb, I believe we are discussing

young Isaac Watt.

>> Right. The young genius based his carol

around a single word.

>> A word that best expresses the love and

kinship that are at the very heart of

Christmas. The word that he chose was

joy.

Del.

>> Uh yes. Joy to the world.

Joy to the world,

the Lord has come.

Let earth

receive

her king.

Let

heart prepare a room. Let every heart

prepare a room. And heavenly nature

sing. And heaven nature sing. Talking

about joy.

Talking about joy. We're talking about

joy. We're talking about joy. We're

talking about joy. We're talking about

joy. We're talking about joy. Talking

about joy. Yeah. Talking about joy. Joy.

Joy. We're talking about joy. We're

talking about joy. About joy. The Lord

has joy. Talking about joy.

Let him receive. I receive the king.

Talking about joy.

Talking about joy.

>> Oh, wasn't that wonderful? It's wasing I

tell you it's wasing

I do waffle

been my impression.

>> Our next carol is that fabulous and

incredibly popular Rudolph the Red-Nosed

Reindeer

>> interpreted by that singing and dancing

sensation,

>> the California raisins.

>> But they're saying

good crowd for Christmas Eve, fellas,

man. Wouldn't you say they fly? No

kidding. I really enjoyed that. We put

on good show.

>> They like that grape vine. Deserted out

here though. You see that big old

>> excellent gig, guys.

>> Uh-oh.

>> There goes the last bus.

>> So, call me a cab.

>> Hey, man. You're a cab.

>> No sweat. It's Christmas Eve. Next

reindeer's due any minute.

Come on. You know there's Dasher

and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon,

Comet and Cupid and Der and Bail.

Do you recall

the most famous

of all?

Rudolph the red nose reeer

had a very shiny gold.

And if you ever saw him,

you would even say no

on the other

day.

In one fog Christmas,

Santa came to

be

so bright. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Oh

sh

you go down in history.

Come on my

>> sensational

cheer up. It's wasling. I know it's

>> waffling.

>> That's it. Somebody's got it right.

you a happy new year.

Here we come.

What does it mean?

Why? Just going around the neighborhood

singing Christmas carols, receiving

treats, and Christmas.

>> Now that I like

among the leaves of green, here we come.

to be seen.

>> We'll be right back.

>> Here we come.

Here we come. So to be seen, love and

joy go to you and to you too. And God

bless you and send you a happy new year.

May God send you a happy new year.

>> Herb, haven't you had enough Christmas

goodies?

>> I told you there was a song about

snacks.

>> Say good night, Herb.

>> Good night, Herb.

>> Thanks for joining us for our Claymation

Christmas Carol.

>> Merry Christmas

>> and a happy new year.

>> Happy New Year.

We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish

you a merry Christmas. We wish you a

merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Good tidings we bring to you and your

king. Good tidings for Christmas and a

happy new year. A for Christmas and a

happy new year.

Oh, come on, Rex. Just one thin dinner

mint.

Heat. Heat.

To make these light and golden Christmas

cookies, butterflavored Crisco is the

recipe for success.

How do you take a special meal

and make it extra special? Woohoo!

Pillsbury Crescent Dinner Rolls.

Homebaked and buttery tasting. They're

just what you need to put that special

meal over the top.

>> Nothing says loving like my crescent

rolls.

Woohoo.

Get it, boys.

>> Isn't there someone you know who could

use a Skill Twist this Christmas?

>> The Skill Twist. The practical gift for

practically anybody.

>> With thousands of holiday messages to

choose from, Hallmark has a card for

everyone on your Christmas list.

>> John E. Smith. Church. John B. Smith.

Church. John D. Smith.

>> What about John C. Smith?

>> Naughty. whether they deserve one or

not.

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Here they come. Freshly made covered

with spice and candy. Marching along on

best parade at the cookie carnival. Here

they come maring by. Look at those

cookies stepping high. Each with a

twinkle in his eye. At the cookie

carnival. They're going to choose a

cookie queen. The cookie queen. A cookie

queen. Who's the one that's going to be

queen of the cookie jamboree? Here they

come on their way. Hundreds of cookies

on display for a cookie.

>> At the cookie carnival.

Hello there. What's the matter? Why are

you so scared?

>> I'd like to be in the parade,

but I haven't any pretty clothes to

wear.

>> Now, don't be so downhearted. There's no

need to cry. You're going to be the

cookie queen or the reason why. Go out

to pick your hair up.

Here's the way to do it. There's nothing

to it. You're going to be the sweetest

one of all.

lolly butcher pretty yumpty dumpy. Just

wait and see. You're going to be the

sweetest one of all.

Heat. Heat.

A pip, a peach, a wow, a queen.

>> Hail

the queen.

H the king will

help the queen

of me.

A king. A king. The queen must have a

king. The candidates are waiting. We

have no time to lose. Up will the

curtain. Pick anyone you choose.

We're the Dandy Candy Kids.

We're the Dandy Candy Kids.

You've won our hearts. And so we say

that if you're smart, you'll pick one of

us right away. For we're the Gandy Candy

Kids.

We're the oldfashioned cookies like

mother used to bake.

You're the only girl we love. Give one

of us a break.

>> We're the angel food cake. We want it

understood

that you should marry one of us because

we are so good. One and two and three,

four. One and two and three, four. You

should marry one of us because we are so

good.

>> We're the devil's food.

>> We're the devil's food.

>> Billy Votemillym

willym.

We're naughty, but we're nice. We're

nice and naughty. Yeah.

Where the upside down cakes with the

wrong side up above.

Although we're toxic turvy, we're head

over heels in love

with the jolly rum cookies. Hick, please

pardon us if we intrude thick though.

All of their cookies are making a pain.

A rum cookie always stood.

We've tried our very best to find a king

for you, but you've said no to everyone.

What can we do? What can we do?

>> What can we do? What can we do?

>> My advice would be marry me. No me

dummy.

Perhaps you better marry all three.

Ah, I say don't crown the king that way.

>> The king, the king, the king,

>> the king, the king.

>> Hail hail the king. The king. Let the

voiceless.

Give a rousing king

song and

hail all hail

around.

Hail the queen

and king

live the king.

Oh my god.