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And there goes another, and another, and
another.
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What are you babbling about, Miriam?
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Somebody's moving into the Fairfax house
next door.
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And there goes another, and another, and
another.
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John, you're not listening to a word I'm
saying.
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Yes, I am.
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We're talking about the house next door.
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Boxes.
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And sheep.
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And there goes another.
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And another.
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Okay, okay, okay. If this is about sex,
I'll be only so glad to bend you in the
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kitchen sink and fuck you. Put the lid
on your mouth.
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Boxes, John. It's about boxes.
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Boxes. About boxes. Same thing as sex.
Another form.
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John, don't be crude. We live in a high
-rent district of Los Angeles.
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Okay, I surrender.
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Let's see what you're talking about.
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Oh, no shit.
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There are a lot of boxes moving to the
Fairfax house.
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John, please don't be crazy.
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Oh, okay, I know. We live in a high
-rent district in Los Angeles, right? I
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should fucking know. I pay the fucking
bills.
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Look at this.
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I got nothing.
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That's the last of the boxes, Mr. East.
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Are you sure?
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Are you doubly sure?
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I'll go you one further. I'm triply
sure.
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That's the last of them.
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That can't be. That can't possibly be.
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Pull yourself together, man.
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You don't understand.
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I'm missing a box.
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I'm missing a box.
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If you ask me, I think your friend here
is missing some marbles.
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I'm missing a box.
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You have to forgive my friend. The last
time he acted up like this was when he
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missed Delilah Dawn's birthday party in
Las Vegas.
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Who's that?
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You wouldn't know.
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Oh, yeah? Try me.
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It's got to do with porno. Shall I go
on?
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Oh, porno. Go ahead.
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We're porno scholars.
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Dirty movies.
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No. It's a distinct difference, porno.
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Want to hear more?
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Yeah, I'd love to.
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Well, you see, my friend and I are
writing a definitive porno encyclopedia,
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everything from anal to onazine.
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And we're calling it the Manhattan
Project.
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Excuse me.
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I, my friend, and this young lady are
collaborating.
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Allow me to introduce Zelma Bitt.
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She is our lesbian videotape expert and
editor of the prestigious Fast Forward
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Review. Oh, I speed read through that
magazine all the time.
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Oh, yes. I'm sure you do.
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You know what? It'd be really pretty if
you lost those glasses, 40 pounds, and
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that big city attitude.
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Now, about those boxes you lost.
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I lost?
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They contain every porno tip ever made,
except the most important one.
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Well, I'm curious. What makes you two
guys such porno experts?
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You really want to know?
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Try me.
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Well, all three of us are from New York,
and we've never been laid.
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Oh, then I guess you're not going to try
me.
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Try and find my box. It's much more
important.
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The neighbors could be watching.
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They're busy with their boxes.
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John, stop that.
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Jinx could walk in at any minute.
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What?
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Jinx? Who the hell is Jinx?
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All these questions.
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Hey, I pay them more each time I tell
them to know whatever I want to know.
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Well, if you must really know, Jinx is
my girlfriend from Indiana.
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She's coming to stay with us.
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But I wanted it to be a surprise.
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Well, it's a surprise, Mariam.
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Any other surprises I should know about?
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Yeah, but I think I've got to work you
up to it.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh.
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Oh, that's going to be a doozy of a
surprise.
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I've never seen you naked in a day like
this before.
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I'm trying.
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I'm afraid Jace lost him.
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Does your name have anything to do with
the way I feel right now?
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I'm feeling silly.
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Oh, blowjob.
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Don't be scared.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Take a close one.
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sense, James. John volunteered.
100
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Are you sure? The poor man looks so
uncomfortable.
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I'm sure.
102
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,480
John! John!
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John!
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John! What?
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I want you to meet James from Indiana.
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Oh, hi.
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How you doing?
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So the missing package is mailed from
Indiana?
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You obviously don't understand the
importance of this project.
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We must have all and every tape in
existence for our work to be complete
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accurate.
112
00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:49,450
I'll tell you what the problem is right
now.
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Problem?
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What do you mean, problem?
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My friend here, he doesn't like the word
problem.
116
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Well, what does he like?
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Peanut butter.
118
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Well, I'll tell you what the peanut
butter is here, Mr. Yeast.
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I don't want to hear this.
120
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,079
I don't want to hear this.
121
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:11,240
Well, I have lesbian takes through you.
122
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Your friend needs some serious drugs.
123
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Does that come from watching so many
dirty movies?
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New York public transportation is more
like it.
125
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Well, it doesn't look like it affected
you.
126
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I take taxi cabs.
127
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Did I ever tell you my fantasy about
taxis?
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Where the driver speaks English?
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No.
130
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More like... Or I get in the back seat.
131
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And get gangbanged by a band of lusty
Latinos?
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Oh, you poor thing.
133
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,940
You've watched too many corners, too,
haven't you?
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what are you doing
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um um
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00:29:04,330 --> 00:29:05,470
met through the mail. Huh?
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00:29:05,830 --> 00:29:06,830
Here.
138
00:29:13,230 --> 00:29:19,490
Honey, this is a mail order for sex
movies, not a mail order for brides.
139
00:29:19,970 --> 00:29:23,490
Impossible. It says here, looking for
one hot blonde.
140
00:29:23,950 --> 00:29:24,970
Here she is.
141
00:29:28,310 --> 00:29:31,810
Return address, right next door.
142
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,300
You don't have to lower your standards.
143
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Ever been to Indiana?
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No.
145
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Then you know why.
146
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They look like low standards.
147
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Good timing, John.
148
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Better time than you think.
149
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You have a phone call in the other room.
150
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,100
Goodbye.
151
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,940
you think Marion says I'm too pretty to
be advertising?
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Advertising for what?
153
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,700
A man. Do you find that odd?
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00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:22,880
I don't know. I've never been to
Indiana.
155
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:26,840
Then you can understand how a woman has
needs and desires.
156
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:30,000
Oh, yeah. All too well.
157
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,680
I'm so horny I could fuck a New York
porn critic.
158
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:39,380
Well, let me help you before I make a
big, horrible fat mistake.
159
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:25,840
What is that?
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00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:12,790
Mwah!
161
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:45,520
Rawr!
162
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,100
Thank you.
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00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,140
He's probably off pouting. He takes
everything very personal.
164
00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:09,160
I feel like I've keyed on this
encyclopedia.
165
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,920
He'll, uh, he'll get over it as soon as
we solve that problem.
166
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,160
Oh, yeah.
167
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,780
He sent the packets to the wrong mailbox
number.
168
00:42:20,140 --> 00:42:21,140
Yeah.
169
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:28,400
Now you're the one looking out windows.
170
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:29,920
What's so interesting?
171
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:31,500
Nothing.
172
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,060
watching naked girls fondle themselves
in broad daylight? Nothing?
173
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,120
Well, actually, I thought I had you when
I first saw you naked.
174
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,880
John! Mary?
175
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:07,440
You realize this is the end of our sex
life as you know it?
176
00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:11,040
Well, maybe it ain't quite worked out
right.
177
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,820
You know, you're very pretty.
178
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,560
Oh, don't cover up. You have a beautiful
body.
179
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,840
I do?
180
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,760
Yeah. I only wish I could look half that
good.
181
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,760
Come on, you have potential.
182
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,800
You can tell that to those yo -yos in
there.
183
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,180
Oh, they're from New York. What do they
know?
184
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:35,680
You know, with a little makeup. I know.
I could be very pretty.
185
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:37,320
You've heard that.
186
00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:39,720
Yeah, it's an old lesbian movie cliche.
187
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,540
Oh, here. Let me try it.
188
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,020
My lovely encyclopedia.
189
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My lovely porno encyclopedia.
190
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:53,100
I'll never be able to complain without a
hot blonde.
191
00:43:55,380 --> 00:43:56,380
Excuse me.
192
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:57,880
Who are you?
193
00:43:58,580 --> 00:44:00,140
I'm Jinx, the girl next door.
194
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,520
And you just walked right in?
195
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,740
Where do you think you are, young lady?
New York City?
196
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,340
No, this is a crock, and you owe me an
explanation.
197
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,800
Hey, you've got my tape.
198
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My lovely tape.
199
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I don't have your lovely fucking tape.
200
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:16,340
You're part of a conspiracy.
201
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,360
No, I'm not.
202
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,980
You're trying to destroy the Manhattan
Project.
203
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You're not.
204
00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:26,340
Hey.
205
00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:28,420
Emma.
206
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,720
Let me tell you a little story, little
lady.
207
00:44:51,050 --> 00:44:52,630
You have a gorgeous body.
208
00:44:53,670 --> 00:44:55,870
You know, your clothes really don't do
you justice.
209
00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:58,650
Yeah, that's another stock lesbian
cliche.
210
00:45:01,350 --> 00:45:03,810
What can we say this butch breath?
211
00:46:04,850 --> 00:46:06,390
I like to watch this.
212
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um um
213
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Oh.
214
00:47:14,530 --> 00:47:15,930
Oh.
215
00:59:24,590 --> 00:59:28,230
This lovely lady has just taught me a
very interesting variation of script
216
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poetry she learned in Indiana.
217
00:59:29,850 --> 00:59:32,090
It's called Indianapolis by Pendulum
Plex.
218
00:59:33,090 --> 00:59:36,350
Why, I can already see where your pit
stops.
219
00:59:37,310 --> 00:59:40,110
And I was supposed to marry this guy?
This dork?
220
00:59:41,050 --> 00:59:46,830
Correction. There was a very intriguing
mix -up of post office box numbers at
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the, uh, post office.
222
00:59:48,650 --> 00:59:49,710
I am not a dork.
223
00:59:50,070 --> 00:59:51,770
I'm an adult video scholar.
224
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Can't prove the difference. by me.
225
00:59:54,820 --> 00:59:57,160
I would marry him for all the bulls in
Barcelona.
226
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:01,080
Well, maybe this will change your
collective mind.
227
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:10,400
Never mind, Jace. I'm divorcing John and
marrying this guy.
228
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:13,320
Uh, I phone first. I give you the
address.
229
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I fit the description.
230
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Ladies, please.
231
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Let's solve this problem in a democratic
fashion.
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a three -way.
233
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Thank you.
234
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Thank you.
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01:15:00,910 --> 01:15:01,910
Los Angeles.
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