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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,350 --> 00:00:07,790 In the last episode of The Adventures of Lena and Woodley, Cole became an 2 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,190 international jewel thief. 3 00:00:09,790 --> 00:00:14,870 And Frank was the sole survivor of a plane crash in the African Congo. 4 00:00:15,710 --> 00:00:16,549 Hang on. 5 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:17,550 That's not what happened. 6 00:00:17,670 --> 00:00:20,770 Oh, yeah, I know. I'm just trying to freak out the people who watched last 7 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:23,210 You know, make them go, hey, I don't remember seeing that. 8 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:27,010 Just tell them what happened. Oh, okay. Will we show the titles first? Sure. 9 00:00:28,770 --> 00:00:29,770 I got the feeling. 10 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:31,610 Got a bit of an inkling. 11 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:35,380 This is gonna be one of those days. 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,800 This is the show about me. 13 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,940 And me. And all the things I do and all the things I see. 14 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,800 And also what I see. I get the feeling. 15 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,640 Got a bit of an inkling. 16 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:50,280 As long as we're together, it'll be okay. 17 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:58,160 In the last episode of The Adventures of Lena and Woodley... You are the baby 18 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,240 photographers, aren't you? 19 00:01:00,450 --> 00:01:04,349 Oh, no, we're going to... What's his name? 20 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:06,630 Chris. 21 00:01:07,390 --> 00:01:08,390 Chris. 22 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:14,130 The photographer's great, Mr Drysdale. Your son is so photogenic. 23 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:19,730 Do I look like the kind of person who takes hands from someone else's 24 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:23,310 area? There's been a mix -up. Quick, quick, quick. You go and get the real 25 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:24,350 Chris. 26 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:28,750 And I'll tell Mr Drysdale he's got the wrong baby, OK? 27 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:33,250 I'm taking the baby back. Franklin, you ought to. 28 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:36,070 We'll probably spend the rest of our lives in jail. 29 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:37,710 Hello! 30 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:42,230 I'm a big governor, and this is my wife's baby boy. 31 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:45,590 We're expecting her for jail. 32 00:01:46,010 --> 00:01:47,010 No baby here. 33 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:48,350 Okay, you can go, thanks. 34 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:55,830 What the hell are we doing? 35 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:59,540 We've stolen a baby. We've stolen a bloody baby. 36 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,620 Come on, tiger. 37 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,580 Come on, walk to me. 38 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:07,600 The baby's a week old. 39 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:14,280 Little Chris can't walk anywhere. 40 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:19,820 Well, that's the kind of negative parenting that I've come to expect from 41 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,650 Your dog saved our baby. 42 00:02:44,410 --> 00:02:46,110 We thought it was going to attack the child. 43 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:48,270 My dog's never bitten a child in its life. 44 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,610 You're a good boy, aren't you, hey? 45 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:57,209 Oh, 46 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:04,630 you're 47 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:05,630 gorgeous. 48 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:07,430 You're a beautiful, adorable... 49 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:05,160 I'm sure you just carry on about nothing. There's nothing... Hello! 50 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Oh, yeah! 51 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,200 What 52 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:19,779 are 53 00:04:19,779 --> 00:04:22,480 we going to do? I mean, we haven't got any other nappies. 54 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:27,280 Um, we'll get a towel and we'll cut a nappy -style square out of it. 55 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:33,180 idea, Colin. That's a very good idea, actually. Hey, what are you doing? 56 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:34,180 my towel. 57 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:39,600 Oh, I didn't even realise. I just grabbed the first one I saw. Well, why 58 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,600 have to use my towel? 59 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:43,200 Well, why do we have to use my towel? 60 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:44,760 Look, this is ridiculous. 61 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:49,160 This is so petty. Look, it doesn't worry me whose towel we use. 62 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:52,140 Well, it doesn't worry me either, really. Okay, well, if it doesn't worry 63 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:55,780 and it doesn't worry me, we've just got to use one of the towels. So let's just 64 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:57,680 use your towel. 65 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,190 Colin! Start that again, please. 66 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:03,270 We haven't got time for that nonsense. We're in a hurry. Quick, pass me your 67 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,270 towel. 68 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,470 Okay, there you go. 69 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:09,870 Hang on. Okay, fine. We'll use my towel. 70 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:13,910 While we're arguing, the little baby is suffering in there with a dirty nappy. 71 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:16,570 Why don't we just make a decision we're using my towel? 72 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:20,390 It'll be better this way anyway. 73 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:22,850 Good. Well, why will it be better this way? 74 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:27,730 Well, my, uh... My towel's more hygienic. 75 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:32,030 It'll be cleaner. I think my towel's cleaner. All right, we'll use your 76 00:05:32,350 --> 00:05:33,890 Well, you turned around rather quickly. 77 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:36,350 Okay, we'll use my towel. Good. 78 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:41,750 We're going to use Carl's towel to... That 79 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:46,430 was my towel. 80 00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:48,790 Oh, was it? 81 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:51,250 Oh, sorry. Oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway. 82 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:53,350 That's right, it doesn't matter, so we'll use your towel. 83 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:14,380 I thought I was an octopus. 84 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:48,520 Right, let's get that little nappy on you, you little noona, don't you? 85 00:07:15,679 --> 00:07:16,679 Bit, bit. 86 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,520 I can't stand it. 87 00:07:58,660 --> 00:07:59,980 I can't stand it anymore! 88 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,180 Hey. Get off me! 89 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,300 Hey, come on. You knew that having a little one would put extra strain on our 90 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:14,300 relationship. 91 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:21,120 What? But come on, for better or for worse. 92 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:24,220 Can you stop this marriage crisis? 93 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:27,690 Are you saying that you want a divorce? 94 00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:36,169 If you say one more word about us being married, you'll be sorry. 95 00:08:45,530 --> 00:08:47,210 There's another woman, isn't there? 96 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,780 about all this ridiculous nonsense I've been carrying on with. 97 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:09,020 It's just that having this strange baby in our house, it's really freaked me 98 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:10,020 out. 99 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,340 Yeah, I'm sorry too. I probably haven't been the best husband in the... 100 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:31,340 Okay. 101 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:33,640 I'm sorry, love. 102 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,760 I'm sorry, too. 103 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:49,860 Hello, Sergeant. 104 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:54,220 Hello. Is it on? I don't know. How do you get it to record? 105 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,060 I don't know. What does that light do? 106 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,480 I don't know. Does that mean it's on? Well, I'm not sure. Yeah, I think we're 107 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,480 meant to be speaking now. 108 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:06,180 Cole! Cole! Pick up the phone! There's some cops coming up to the flat! 109 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:08,780 Hello? 110 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,060 Hello? 111 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,480 Oh. I wonder who that was. 112 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,540 Oh, well, I guess we'll never know. 113 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:21,500 So, how are you doing? Do you want some coffee? Tea? 114 00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:28,760 Biscuit? Cake? Do you want to sit down? Or do you want to... Are you fine? Are 115 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,760 you good? Are you well? 116 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,420 Interesting. Fascinating. Hi. 117 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,199 Hi. Hi. 118 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,200 Hello. 119 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,220 Are you fine? Are you good? Are you well? Like, how are you? Tell me, would 120 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:45,040 like to sit down and have a cup of tea or a coffee? The message said to hide 121 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,040 something. Hide what? 122 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,760 Drug! 123 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,140 Yeah, 124 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,439 the drugs. 125 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,380 See, we're international drug barons. 126 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,540 And we've got drugs stashed all over this place. 127 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:01,660 So, now that we've been caught, might as well hand them over. 128 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,240 There you go. 129 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,000 Well, Might as well take us away. 130 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,080 These are aspirin. These are legal drugs. 131 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:13,340 Really? 132 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:14,860 Legal? 133 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,220 Are you serious? 134 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,740 How embarrassing. 135 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:24,540 All that effort to run that worldwide secretive drug ring and, you know, 136 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:25,540 just legal. 137 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,220 How silly of us. 138 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,080 I actually hear about a missing baby. 139 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,020 Baby? Baby. 140 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,300 Uh... 141 00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:38,070 Get rid of the ploppy pants. 142 00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:39,609 What was that? 143 00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:40,890 What ploppy pants? 144 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:46,630 No, I didn't say ploppy pants. I said, uh, poppy plant. 145 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,210 Not ploppy pants. 146 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:53,850 See, we've got heaps of opium poppy plants all around the flat. Yeah, hidden 147 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:57,510 everywhere. Oh, yeah, here's one. Here's one just here. 148 00:14:58,570 --> 00:14:59,570 That's a cactus. 149 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:01,750 Cactus. 150 00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,210 Really? 151 00:15:03,930 --> 00:15:04,879 Is it? 152 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,180 Let's get out of here, council. 153 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,180 It's a waste of time. 154 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,140 Who's next on the list? 155 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:14,740 Well, we've located everyone on the scene except for an Indian couple called 156 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:18,080 Govinda and Mirabai. 157 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,560 They seem to have disappeared into thin air. 158 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,680 And the only other people we haven't spoken to are the Drysdales. All right, 159 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:25,740 let's get out of here. Let's go. 160 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,640 Bye -bye, then. 161 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,960 Bye -bye, bye -bye. 162 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:37,670 Me, me, me. 163 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:41,350 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me. 164 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:44,070 I'm Steve McQueen. Me, me, me. 165 00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,490 Me, me, me, me, me. From the Great Escape. 166 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:47,730 Me, me, me. 167 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:52,030 Me, me. Me, me. I'm getting away from you cops. Me, me, me, me. I'm taking all 168 00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,370 the drugs with me. Me, me, me. 169 00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:54,489 Me, me. 170 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:56,330 Me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me, me. 171 00:15:57,050 --> 00:16:00,870 Did you hear what they said? They're going to the Drysdale's now. 172 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:02,470 Give me an idea. 173 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,220 We'll follow them to the Drysdale. We'll find out where they live. We'll swap 174 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:10,160 the babies and then take the other baby back to the hospital with an anonymous 175 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,540 note. I agree. It's unanimous. 176 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,780 No, it's anonymous. It's pronounced anonymous. 177 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,140 No, don't wake him. Don't wake him. 178 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:28,780 We finally got him to sleep. It wouldn't be fair. 179 00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:33,100 One of us will have to stay here and look after the baby, and the other one 180 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,700 have to follow the cop and find out where the Drysdale's live. 181 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:37,960 And then we'll swap the babies back later. 182 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,680 Okay, I'll stay with the baby. 183 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,680 I'm not leaving you alone with the baby. 184 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,780 All right, I'll follow the cops. Where are the car keys? 185 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,480 The car keys? 186 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,240 There's no way I'm going to let you drive the car. 187 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,680 Well, how am I going to follow the cops? 188 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:55,000 I told you, Carl, this is definitely the house. 189 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,360 And this is the baby's room. 190 00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:02,820 There's a bassinet, and there's an Australian animal mobile with all sorts 191 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,820 marsupials on it. 192 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:08,440 There's a koala, and a kangaroo, and a platypus. 193 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:13,640 Although, technically, the platypus is not a marsupial. It's actually one of 194 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,080 only two egg -laying mammals known as monotremes. The other is an echidna. 195 00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:22,270 I don't give a stuff about your biology lesson. Let's just swap the babies and 196 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:23,270 get out of here. 197 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:24,850 All right. 198 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:29,950 Well, congratulations on the boy again. He must be so proud. 199 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,220 You don't mind if I take these empty cans with me, do you? 200 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,660 Actually, we have a man who comes and collects our cans. 201 00:18:55,300 --> 00:19:01,520 Oh, yeah, I know, but I thought, as long as I'm here, you know... So, it's his 202 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,520 designated area. 203 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:07,940 OK, 204 00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:16,640 I'll lower this one down. You swap them and bring the other baby up. 205 00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:56,070 Darling, don't you worry. 206 00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:08,329 Oh, fantastic. 207 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:12,430 Now we've stolen two babies. Frank, there's no time to chat. We must run 208 00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:13,670 the speed of a thousand gazelles. 209 00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:18,510 Get the lamp, the stupid bloody lamp. 210 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,020 I've got a plan. I've got a plan. 211 00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,840 Good, good, good, good. We're going to drive really fast. 212 00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:08,919 Good plan. 213 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:09,799 Catch up to the truck. 214 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,440 Good plan. Get really close. Good plan. And then you're going to climb out the 215 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,840 window onto the bonnet and grab the babies. 216 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,560 Bad plan. 217 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,480 Come on! 218 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:02,920 Come on! 219 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,180 Come on! 220 00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:08,400 Well I don't know what you're doing! 221 00:23:59,630 --> 00:24:00,630 I'm okay, Carl! 222 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:01,690 I'm okay! 223 00:25:21,290 --> 00:25:26,470 I know I've got a lot of cans, but honestly, they all came from my 224 00:25:26,470 --> 00:25:29,370 designated area. 225 00:25:32,070 --> 00:25:33,070 Not in there. 226 00:25:37,630 --> 00:25:39,110 Did you turn me in? 227 00:25:39,610 --> 00:25:40,810 You bastards! 228 00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:33,880 I swear this is the first time I've ever 229 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:38,740 taken cans from someone else's designated area. 230 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,660 This is terrible, Colt. 231 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,040 We're going to spend the rest of our lives in prison. 232 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,280 Frank. 233 00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:45,669 Leave it to me. 234 00:26:46,790 --> 00:26:48,230 I'm sure I'll be able to explain. 235 00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:53,650 Next time, I explain. 236 00:27:14,890 --> 00:27:19,190 All about me. All about me, Mom. And all the things I do. 237 00:27:19,990 --> 00:27:21,790 And all that I see. 238 00:27:21,990 --> 00:27:24,490 And all that I see. I got a feeling. 239 00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:27,150 I've got a beat about it. 17130