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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:09,140 Now, Frank, when you're working with dangerous industrial equipment, it's 2 00:00:09,140 --> 00:00:11,680 important to always remember... 3 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:27,680 And 4 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:32,080 if you don't do that, you could get killed. 5 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:41,040 Now you two, I want you to go to the storeroom and get all the anti -ants and 6 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,780 eradicate all the pesky ants I keep seeing around this building. 7 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,640 I hate ants and all insects and I want this job done properly. 8 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,200 Do I make myself clear? 9 00:00:53,980 --> 00:00:57,060 We're running a food business here and we can't have bugs running around 10 00:00:57,060 --> 00:00:58,060 everywhere. 11 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,540 I spent 40 years building up this peanut butter business. 12 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,300 It's my life. 13 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:08,700 I love it. 14 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:10,480 I love this business. 15 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:17,500 I love it. 16 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,120 I really do. I love it. 17 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,720 I really, really love it. 18 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,100 I really, really love it. 19 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,680 Since my wife died, there's nothing else to do. 20 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:41,100 What are you waiting for? Get to it! 21 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,840 OK, Frank, we've got to get into this anti -anting for Mr Maddox. Follow me. 22 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:56,820 Right, we've got to do along this wall. 23 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,340 All along this wall. 24 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:02,120 OK, right along it. We have to be very thorough. Follow me. 25 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:03,560 Under these vats. 26 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:08,259 You know, in fact, all along this area as well, like the corridors, the 27 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:09,979 bathrooms, okay? 28 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:13,360 Because this is our first day. 29 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,280 So we want to do a good job for Mr. Mannix, don't we? 30 00:02:17,780 --> 00:02:19,760 Well, this is nearly empty. We'll have to get another bottle. 31 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,400 I love this factory. 32 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,220 I love this factory. 33 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:32,880 this factory. 34 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:42,480 I've got a feeling, got a bit of an inkling, this is going to be one of 35 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,480 days. 36 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,460 This is a show about me. 37 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:50,660 And me. And all the things I do and all the things I see. 38 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:55,740 And also what I think. I've got a feeling, got a bit of an inkling, as 39 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:56,740 we're together. 40 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,240 it is. Get to it. 41 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,540 Colin, we can't go looking for another job today. 42 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 What's your excuse now? 43 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,440 What's this? 44 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:46,980 What does this say here? Can you read that? 45 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:49,420 Friday the 13th. 46 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,780 We can't go out today. It's not safe. 47 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,500 Oh, you're pathetic. 48 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:57,120 You've been making an excuse every day for the last fortnight. 49 00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:59,980 I have not. That's not true. It's only been two weeks. 50 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:02,820 Anyway, I'm not going out today. 51 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:06,320 It's not safe. Weird things happen on Friday the 13th. 52 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:10,240 Terrible, strange, bad things. 53 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,080 What's wrong? What's wrong? There's not enough milk in this tea. 54 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,720 Everything's going wrong. 55 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:25,120 Hey, where's the remote for the TV? 56 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:27,600 Where's the TV remote? 57 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,300 Oh, that's in here on the couch. 58 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,680 It's on top of the TV. 59 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:35,380 Oh, my God. 60 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,600 I didn't leave it there. I left it on the couch. There's a poltergeist here. 61 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,480 It's moving things around. 62 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,000 Look at those cousins! 63 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:47,660 Get out! 64 00:05:49,260 --> 00:05:50,260 Leave us alone! 65 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,460 This is our home! 66 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:56,460 Wasp! 67 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:59,200 It's a plague of wasps! 68 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:05,830 Frank, it's just one wasp. Watch out, Cole! 69 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:11,270 See? Dead. Gone. 70 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:12,570 It's okay. 71 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:14,050 You murderer. 72 00:06:16,070 --> 00:06:17,130 What are you going to kill next? 73 00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:19,990 Me? Or anything else that gets in your way? You're a psychopath. 74 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:23,610 Stop getting carried away. You're being so reactionary. 75 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:25,450 What did you say? 76 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,090 You're being reactionary. 77 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:28,870 Reactionary? 78 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,270 Cole doesn't use big words like that. 79 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:32,550 You're not Cole, are you? 80 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,460 Frank, the only way of overcoming fear is by facing it. Trust me, this will 81 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,180 work. I'll be with you in a moment. 82 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,880 And what do you mean you're not coming into work? 83 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:12,899 Food poisoning. 84 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,080 Mm, no good. 85 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:16,220 Been a putter. 86 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,440 Really? 87 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,340 Yeah, OK, take it easy. Bye. 88 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,220 Yes, mate. Oh, we want to get a really, really scary film. 89 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,780 Oh, this looks scary. Is that scary? 90 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,320 I don't know. 91 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:40,630 What about The Silence of the Lambs? 92 00:07:41,710 --> 00:07:43,150 I'm not really into nature films. 93 00:07:43,650 --> 00:07:45,370 Do you want me to put it back for you? No, it's okay. 94 00:07:45,690 --> 00:07:46,690 It's my job. 95 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:49,210 Excuse me. 96 00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:50,330 Have you got that film? 97 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:53,110 You know, that film with that guy? 98 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:55,550 You know, that actor guy? 99 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:57,750 You know, that actor guy who's in all those films? 100 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,670 Have you got it? You know, you know the one I mean. Oh, what's his name? 101 00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:03,890 Oh, he's been in heaps of films. You'd know him. You'd know him for sure. 102 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,580 What about Herbie Goes Bananas? 103 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:17,860 Like, who's Herbie? Is he some, like, psychopath or something? 104 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:24,500 Oh, um, hey, hey, oh, this will help. This will help. I just thought he was in 105 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,500 that other film. 106 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:28,460 That other film where he, um, where he plays a cop. 107 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,040 You know. 108 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,860 You know the film I mean, where that actor guy plays a cop? 109 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,900 Want me to put it back for you? No, it's okay. 110 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:39,260 I'll do it. It's my job. 111 00:08:40,909 --> 00:08:42,390 And he was after that bad guy. 112 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,200 I can't think of his... It's on the tip of my tongue. 113 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:21,980 You'd know him. See, the thing is... The thing is that you would know him. He's 114 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:27,560 got the hair and the eyes and a bit of a nose and the mouth there and he's... 115 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:32,880 It's all held together with a... Like a face. Shut up! 116 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,360 Listen, mate. 117 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,720 Why don't you try... 118 00:09:41,370 --> 00:09:42,890 It's right there at the end of the third shelf. 119 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:44,270 It's very scary. 120 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:45,610 Exactly what you're after. 121 00:09:45,730 --> 00:09:46,730 All righty. 122 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,270 You'll put those back, won't you? 123 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:08,810 Because it's your job. 124 00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:19,150 As you may well know, it's Friday the 13th, Mitchell. And we're going to watch 125 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,150 scary video. 126 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:22,190 Because we laugh in the face of fear. 127 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,450 Terrific. 128 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:40,490 And in tonight's top story, six people are in hospital after eating what is 129 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:43,070 believed to be contaminated peanut butter. 130 00:10:53,329 --> 00:10:54,590 I loosened it for you. 131 00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:01,990 We're awaiting the appearance of Mr Mannix for a statement and here he comes 132 00:11:01,990 --> 00:11:02,990 now. 133 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:06,450 Mr Mannix, Mr Mannix. Any comment, Mr Mannix, on this terrible tragedy? 134 00:11:06,770 --> 00:11:09,730 We're doing our utmost to find the cause of this unfortunate situation. 135 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,120 And as a precaution, we have withdrawn all stock from sale. 136 00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:18,940 But rest assured, we will sort out this affair quick, smart. 137 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:24,460 And Mannix peanut butter will continue to serve the Australian public as it has 138 00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:30,240 done for 40 years. As we always say at Mannix, Mannix is Australian for peanut 139 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,800 butter. And if you're not eating Mannix, you can... 140 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,700 Do you think this could spell the end of Mannix peanut butter? 141 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,100 I love this factory. 142 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:49,560 I love this factory. 143 00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:00,420 This is scary. 144 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:02,780 Isn't it? 145 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:05,580 Are you scared? 146 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,320 Of this people? 147 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,480 This isn't scary. 148 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:13,160 In fact, it's boring. 149 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,140 I'm not even going to watch it. 150 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:17,560 I'm going to go to bed. 151 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,380 It's tedious. 152 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,700 Don't you want to know what happens at the end? 153 00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:23,540 It's predictable. 154 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,100 It's obvious. 155 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:27,320 I'm not interested at all. 156 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,480 It's just stupid, tedious rubbish. 157 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:32,180 Good night. 158 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:33,320 See you in the morning. 159 00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:36,040 Stupid crap. 160 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,320 Boring rubbish. 161 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,480 Thank you. 162 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,460 Are you still watching this rubbish? 163 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,000 I just got up to get a glass of water. 164 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,660 I suppose I might as well watch the end of it while I'm here. 165 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,200 It was probably just some kids playing a prank. 166 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,260 It's Friday the 13th. You know, that's the sort of thing kids will get up to. 167 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:38,900 You know, the little... Crazy 168 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:39,900 kids! 169 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,680 Frank! Frank! Frank, wake up! 170 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,859 Wake up! 171 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:47,420 Wake up! There's someone in the house! 172 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,760 They're prowling around the house! I heard them! 173 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:08,730 I'm warning you, I know jiu -jitsu, taekwondo, 174 00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:13,270 and various other oriental words. 175 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:38,680 It's coming from outside. 176 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,480 I'm going to have a look. 177 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,060 I'm going out. 178 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,600 I'll be back soon. 179 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,700 Frank, if I don't make it back... 180 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,600 I love you, Cole. 181 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:36,920 Frank. 182 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,760 Love is a very strong word. 183 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,640 For me. 184 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,300 Frank. 185 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,020 See ya. 186 00:17:57,230 --> 00:18:03,910 be as quiet as a moose don't you mean mouse like 187 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,170 mooses are quite noisy 188 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:33,810 Think I'm okay. 189 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:36,530 Watch out behind you! 190 00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:37,790 I've got you! 191 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:41,330 I've got him, Frank! I've got him! I've got him, Frank! 192 00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:42,650 And guess what? 193 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,290 That's Mitchell. 194 00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:47,670 The next -door neighbour. 195 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,670 Mitchell's the psycho prowler! 196 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:53,610 What are you doing prowling around the flat, Mitchell? 197 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:57,130 I'm just coming home. 198 00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:58,710 Yeah! 199 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:10,100 Oh, so there's a group of you prowling. I'm not a prowler. I live here. 200 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,460 I am not a prowler. 201 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:21,680 I have never prowled in my life. 202 00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:28,500 All right. 203 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:34,430 Let me give you a little warning, pal. 204 00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:43,190 If you ever come round here again and next time 205 00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:48,990 you're not Mitchell and you are a prowler, 206 00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:52,290 I'll be waiting for you. 207 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,430 You just remember that. 208 00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:09,770 Well, nighty -night then. 209 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,950 I hope you enjoyed it. 210 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:18,750 Maybe next time you should try, Tonight You Die! 211 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:24,190 It's very good. 212 00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:29,670 Oh, two can play at this game. 213 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:31,450 Yeah! 214 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:33,990 What game? 215 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:39,330 We should give that guy a taste of his own medicine. 216 00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:41,830 Yeah. 217 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,410 What's wrong with him? Shut up. 218 00:20:47,770 --> 00:20:48,770 Yeah. 219 00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:08,210 towards me. 220 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,810 Don't look back. 221 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:15,750 There is a sucker pat on the roof of your car with a seven head. 222 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,600 broken my back. 223 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:15,840 Mr Mannix, we just received the chemical analysis from the lab and we 224 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,700 think we've located the cause of the contamination. 225 00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:23,580 It seems that in all the jars of peanut butter that affected our customers, we 226 00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:26,860 discovered traces of the insect repellent anti -ant. 227 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:28,340 Anti -ant? 228 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:47,220 Go back to sleep. 229 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,400 No, seriously. I think there's somebody in the house. 230 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,300 Well, I'm sure that it's just Mitchell coming home again. 231 00:22:53,940 --> 00:23:00,740 You nearly scared 232 00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:01,539 me then. 233 00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:02,940 Don't you know what's going on? 234 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,040 It's the video shop guy. 235 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,400 Trying to scare us again. 236 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,680 Scary. 237 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,080 That was good. 238 00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:13,340 That was pretty good. 239 00:23:15,690 --> 00:23:16,710 Pathetic, you know. 240 00:23:20,490 --> 00:23:24,290 Oh, sorry. Oh, ouch! Ouch! 241 00:23:25,090 --> 00:23:27,150 That's the worst fake knife I've ever seen. 242 00:23:28,050 --> 00:23:30,190 And that blood doesn't look real at all. 243 00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:34,950 But what happens? Does the blood come out of the handle when the blade 244 00:23:36,010 --> 00:23:37,770 Oh, I can't get the blade to retract. 245 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:41,550 Do you have to press a button or something? Or how does it work? 246 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:49,140 I can't find anything. Can you have a... Now the ghost seemed... Ow! 247 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,900 Ow! Oh, that hurts. 248 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:54,300 Right, 249 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,599 so what happened then? 250 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,780 When did you press the button? 251 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,600 Where is the button? Is there a button there? 252 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:04,180 Actually, it's starting to hurt a bit now. 253 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,240 Mr Maddox! 254 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,100 What are you doing with a fake knife? 255 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,840 I'm going to that factory. 256 00:25:35,509 --> 00:25:37,310 No, I could never leave you. 257 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:38,950 For you are my friend. 258 00:25:39,390 --> 00:25:40,430 Okay, let's try it again. 259 00:25:42,150 --> 00:25:43,150 It's no use, Carl. 260 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:44,630 I can't make it. 261 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:47,050 You'll have to go on without me. 262 00:25:47,410 --> 00:25:49,510 No, I would never leave you. 263 00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:50,950 For you are my friend. 264 00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:52,310 I insist, Carl. 265 00:25:52,530 --> 00:25:53,530 All righty. 266 00:25:55,450 --> 00:25:56,690 No, but you were meant to... 267 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,220 Sorry, have I come at a bad time? 268 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,820 He loved that factory. 269 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:28,420 Didn't he, Frank? 270 00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:29,860 He certainly did, Greg. 271 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:32,660 Greg? Greg, Greg, Gregory! 18406