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I like your necklace, it...
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- It shimmers.
- Thanks.
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So, are we gonna meet tonight?
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- At the lake?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- OK.
- Nick!
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Did you hear that?
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No. No. No, I didn't hear a thing.
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- Nope. Just...
- Nick?
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Wait, isn't that your little brother?
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- Yes...
- Go deal with him.
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- I'll see you in a couple hours?
- Yes. Oh, yeah.
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- All right. Bye!
- OK. Bye.
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- Oh, I'm going to deal with him all right.
- - Nick!
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Nick?
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Good hanging with you, Darryl.
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- High-five. Just kidding.
- That's funny, man.
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- Hilarious.
- I thought so too.
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- See you, Tyler.
- Bye, Ty. Catch you later!
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- Tie you up later!
- Freshmen. I'll see you later, man.
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- What? Nick!
- I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. All right.
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- Don't just stand there. Get me down.
- OK.
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Bite down. Bite down hard on the stick.
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OK? Open your mouth. Trust me. All right.
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You ready?
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Uh, Nick?
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- Yup?
- I'd kind of like to get home
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with all my pieces still
attached. What's the rush?
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Two words, little bro.
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Julie "Smoking" Gunn.
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- Julie Gunn?
- Yes.
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- She's beyond smoking. She is... scorching.
- Scorching.
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- She is blistering.
- Blistering.
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- She is...
- She is sneaking out
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to meet me for a midnight rendezvous.
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- You are such a liar.
- No.
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Here. Take my phone. Take
pictures. I want photographic evidence.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In your dreams.
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I need you to drop me off
and drive the truck home.
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- Drive home?
- Yeah.
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Me? I'm 14, Nick.
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I don't have a license
and I'll go to jail.
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"Look at me, I'm 14. I don't have
a license. I'm gonna go to jail."
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Have you ever seen a jail cell?
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It's just a bed and a toilet with no seat.
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I get shy in the bathroom at the mall.
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Ooh!
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- What is that?
- Whoa!
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What is that?
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Tyler...
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We just found ourselves...
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...a genuine,
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bona fide,
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real live UFO.
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- Is there anything in there?
- - What, like an alien?
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No, it's empty.
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Say cheese! Say cheese!
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- Don't touch that!
- What?
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It might have radiation or something.
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Or not.
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What are you doing?
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- We've got to report this.
- What? No, man. This is ours, we found it!
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It is not!
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- Give it back. Give me it, Nick!
- All right!
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If you find a wallet
in the street, is it yours?
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Depends on what's in it. Give me a hand.
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In five minutes, this place
is going to be swarming
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with cops, helicopters, the Marines.
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- That's why we've got to hide it.
- We can't just keep a UFO.
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Mom won't even let us get a dog.
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Look, this is a spaceship.
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This is a real spaceship, man.
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We found it. This is ours!
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It landed right in our laps.
This is a chance of a lifetime.
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Come on. Help me pick it up.
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At our trial? I'm blaming you.
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Yeah, yeah, just pick it up.
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Nick, I want you to drive like Grandma.
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Fifty-five and stay alive. OK?
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All right.
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Get in the car, come on.
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Hold on!
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Nick!
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Eight years of straight A's
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and I end life as a crash-test dummy!
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- We're going off-road!
- Oh, no! Ah!
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Oh!
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Blue Six, did you acquire the target?
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Negative, they escaped...
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...but I'll get 'em.
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OK, it's a WM, medium build.
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Nick, you're gonna hurt me. Come on!
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Oh, hi, Mom!
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- Hey, Mom. Hi.
- Hi.
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Nick's truck broke down.
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That's a good one.
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I used that on your Grandma once.
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Come on Ty, we can't...
We can't lie to Mom.
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We've got to tell her the truth.
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- Now?
- Mm-hmm.
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Are you kidding?
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- I mean, are you serious?
- Absolutely. OK, Mom, the truth is...
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...Darryl Butler and the football
team taped Tyler to a tree.
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Oh! Ah!
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My baby's a freshman!
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Hey, listen, I just finished
sewing your play costume.
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- It is so cute. Come on, try it on! Ooh!
- I'm sure it is.
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- Oh, I'm so proud!
- I love you.
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Hey. All right...
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When they expect you to lie?
Partial truth. All right?
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Totally throws them off. All right?
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- Fine.
- OK. Let's go.
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People have been arguing
about UFOs since forever.
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Are they real? Are they watching us?
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And why did you let me try out
for this stupid play?
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So we could ridicule you
for the rest of your life.
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Right, boys?
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- "Yes!"
- OK.
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This is bigger than Einstein or Columbus.
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That spaceship should be
seriously studied.
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I know, man. I totally agree with you.
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- So we turn it in, right?
- Wrong.
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We find out what that baby can do.
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All right, let's go. Get up, get up.
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Dude, did you pull the cover off of it?
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Dude, when? I've been
with you the whole time.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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You think it's got like an mp3 jack?
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Nick, it's from another planet.
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Right.
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Maybe satellite radio.
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Tyler, it wants you to get in.
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What am I, your guinea pig? You get in!
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Dude, it doesn't want me, all right?
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It's an advanced... It comes
from an advanced civilization,
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- you've got an advanced brain.
- Wow, you think that's it?
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- No, I... Just get in, all right? Go.
- Why am I doing this?
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This is... this is crazy,
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this is insane,
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this is...
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This is incredible.
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- Nick?
- Ty! Tyler!
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Get me out of here, Nick! Nick!
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Tyler! Tyler! No, put him down! Tyler!
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- Get me out of here, Nick!
- Tyler!
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- Hurry, please! Nick!
- No, no! Put him down!
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Get me out of here, Nick!
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- Help!
- No, no, no, no! No!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Stop!
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Unreal.
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Thank you. Digging the view.
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Now please, please,
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please get me down before
I wet my pirate pants.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, man.
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Are you OK? Are you OK?
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Oh, my... I thought
I would never see you again!
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I thought you were gone!
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Oh, man! I thought I would never
see you again! I thought you were gone!
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This thing is amazing.
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There's no limit to what it can do.
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So I guess we're keeping it?
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Whoo!
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Oh.
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♪ Get your hands up
Hands up, shake it up yeah ♪
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♪ We're gonna party now
Get it get it grooving yeah ♪
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♪ We're gonna holla, now In the club now ♪
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♪ Shake it up, mama
Let me see you move it, now ♪
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♪ Get your hands up
Hands up, shake it, yeah ♪
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♪ We're gonna party now
Get it, get it grooving, yeah ♪
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- What's up, bro?
- Hey, we have a big problem.
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I know, I heard you got an A-minus
in calculus. You are so ruined, man!
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There are four cop cars
in student parking.
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And they're here about the you-know-what.
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I'm going home sick. How about you?
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Relax, OK? They don't know squat.
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They know some kids saw it land.
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And it's not just the cops
asking questions, it's the NSSC.
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They make people disappear.
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Haven't I seen you on TV?
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Oh, you remember.
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WZPZ, Tori Lee, investigative reporter.
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Tyler Burns. High school. Man.
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- High School Man is late for nuclear physics...
- What? No.
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- ...so let's go, buddy.
- What's this about the NSSC?
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Oh, they're trying to spin
some bogus cover-up,
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claiming some wing nut put
rockets on his unicycle.
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Do you know what?
That's exactly what it was.
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Look out!
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Uh-oh.
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It's Julie. I got... OK.
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Oh, boy.
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Julie! Hey! What's up?
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Wow, you look...
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- ...stunning.
- You stand me up and that's all you got?
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No. No, where were you last
night? I waited for hours. I was...
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Oh, stand me up and lie to me!
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You really know how to work a girl.
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OK, I'm sorry. Look, can you
just tell me what to say?
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- Because I'll say it.
- Kiss my...
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Butler! Darryl Butler, incoming.
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You had your chance, Nick. You blew it.
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You need me to translate that for you?
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No, I think we got it.
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Can it, runt, or next time
I'll duct tape you to a cactus.
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Why don't you butt out, Butler?
Julie dumped your sorry self.
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Temporarily. But... it's looking
like she's ready to come back.
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No, don't count on it. And the
next time you mess with my brother,
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you're going to have to
come through me first.
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Why don't I take you both
on right now? Hmm?
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I've got to warn you: Yellow belt.
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Tyler? Tyler.
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You know, if you know anything
about the UFO, talk to me.
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Let me give you my private
number to put in your cell.
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Really? You're giving me
your phone number?
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Nick! Do you have my phone? Nick!
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If the NSSC finds my phone,
we're toast. I took pictures!
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I can't believe that you dropped it!
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I didn't drop it! You dropped it!
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If you hadn't been a weenie about
driving, we wouldn't be in this mess.
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What? Excuse me?
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Wasn't it me who said,
"Steal a UFO, to prison you go"?
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So now you're sorry we kept it, huh?
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Oh, no. No. I'm just sorry
we're about to be grilled
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by an NSSC robot who wears sunglasses
to hide the fact that he has no soul!
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Oh, you are so paranoid!
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We're about to be greeted by Mom
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with a hug and a plate of warm cookies.
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Who wants a cookie?
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- Hey, Mom. Hi.
- Hmm. Hi.
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Hi, Mom.
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Boys... this is Agent Armstrong
of the NSSC.
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Any idea what he's doing in our kitchen?
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- Nope.
- No.
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Not me, not a clue, zippo, nada.
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You were at play rehearsal
last night. An unusual aircraft
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landed near the highway when
you would have been coming home.
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Play rehearsal ended before six,
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you didn't get home until after eight.
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- Ha! Football team taped me to a tree.
- They did.
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It doesn't take that long
to get out of that, Tyler.
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OK.
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We're busted.
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We were late because...
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...I had a date with Julie Gunn.
246
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,271
- Julie "Smoking" Gunn?
- Correct.
247
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,073
Who is this "Smoking Gunn"?
248
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:09,342
Cute little minx he's been
chasing since kindergarten.
249
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:13,981
Will the little minx confirm the story?
250
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:18,351
No, we didn't actually connect because Tyler
here wimped out on driving the truck home.
251
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:21,588
You see? I told you there
was a simple explanation.
252
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,423
Now, if we are finished here,
253
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,226
I'd like to deal with these jokers myself.
254
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,132
I chased two boys in a red pickup truck
255
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,201
from a UFO landing site.
256
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,570
You better ease up
on the tabloids, there, buddy.
257
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,472
Nobody believes in UFOs.
258
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:44,377
Someday, boys, it's just
going to be you and me.
259
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,613
And a few minutes after that...
260
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,052
...it's just gonna be me.
261
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,025
The government wants to dissect us,
262
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:01,561
Mom wants to disown us, the
media wants to cover the entire story.
263
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,497
My life's complete.
264
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,665
Who are you calling?
265
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,502
Yeah, hey, Julie. Uh, it's Nick.
266
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,739
Could you please call me back?
Please? Thanks.
267
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,474
After the way she blew you off?
268
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,110
Where's your self-respect?
Where's your dignity?
269
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,645
Forget that, her window's closing.
270
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,580
- Her what?
- Her "ex window."
271
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,350
When a mega-hottie like Julie
breaks up with somebody,
272
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,353
you have a 48-hour window to catch
her before she gets back with her ex.
273
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,755
She already slammed that window.
274
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,324
- On your head.
- No way. She digs me.
275
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,194
Plus...
276
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,562
...we've got a secret weapon.
277
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,597
No, we d...
278
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,033
Oh, no. Nope.
279
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,635
No, we can't. We ca...
It's... In the daytime?
280
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,473
- You said it knows words like "stop" and "go home"?
- Right, but you...
281
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,642
What if it knows, "Find this smoking
hot babe before her window closes"?
282
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:56,383
♪ Life is good when you're around ♪
283
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,488
♪ Nothing can bring me down
284
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:09,729
♪ I can't believe what I have found ♪
285
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:15,668
♪ Nothing can hold me down
286
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:19,072
- That's Julie's car!
- See? It did know "smoking babe."
287
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,174
- Ah.
- Sweet! Down, boy.
288
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,685
You know what to do.
289
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,322
Just go. Go!
290
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,694
You caught the last game, right?
You saw the 85-yarder?
291
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,331
It was beautiful. Right. Bang.
292
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,199
Corner of the end zone. Precision.
293
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,546
Come on, come on.
294
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,648
I try.
295
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,316
Tyler!
296
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,756
Tyler!
297
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,745
You do it? All right.
298
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,581
How do I look? Good? Breath? All right.
299
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,221
Hey, beautiful!
300
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,690
- Do you need a hand?
- Not from you.
301
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:47,660
Hey, Daddy, my car broke down.
Call me back.
302
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,430
Can I just take a look? Just one look.
303
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,933
OK. You know, I left you a message.
304
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,635
It was three messages, actually.
305
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,170
- Six messages.
- Six?
306
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,806
And I deleted them all. Without listening.
307
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,941
Really? Well, that's too bad.
308
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,312
You know, because one was
a very deep, heartfelt apology
309
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:09,249
and the other two were very...
sweet and romantic and...
310
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,383
- ...gooey.
- Yeah?
311
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,518
Mm-hmm.
312
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,753
What were the other three?
313
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,588
You really want to know?
314
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,664
I love you!
315
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,400
I'm gonna... I'm gonna get you.
316
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,935
I'm gon... Oh!
317
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,670
Thanks, I guess.
318
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,872
You know, if you really
wanted to thank me...
319
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,642
...let's bounce before Darryl
drop-kicks me over the diner.
320
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,785
- All right. Come on.
- Yes? Awesome!
321
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:50,423
Beautiful. OK. Hey-o! Sorry.
Hey-o, sorry. Sorry.
322
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,232
This isn't over! You hear me?
323
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,600
This isn't over!
324
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,806
What the...?!
325
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,522
Bro. Thanks, man.
326
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,890
I owe you big time.
327
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,392
Julie was...
328
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:27,827
...smoking.
329
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,629
Good.
330
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:32,965
'Cause I think Darryl Butler
331
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:36,736
might have, kind of, sort of,
possibly seen the UFO.
332
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,606
Who cares? Me and Julie, we're
going out for pizza this Friday.
333
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,775
With this baby right here,
I could take her to Italy.
334
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,545
Forget Italy, take her to the moon.
335
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,750
First thing tomorrow, we've got
to find a better place to hide it.
336
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,519
Better place to hide what?
337
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,623
Mom! Mom!
338
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,027
Right here, honey.
339
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,531
Along with the media. Boys...
340
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:09,336
- We all want some answers.
- - What's in the garage, boys?
341
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,006
It's our bikes, lawn mower,
342
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,376
- Tyler's old tap shoes.
- Nick.
343
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,946
Don't be ashamed, man, you
were very talented. You were.
344
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,051
Nick, it's over.
345
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,388
We gotta tell them the truth.
346
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,096
We saw the UFO crash.
347
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:41,434
We... loaded it in the truck
and brought it home.
348
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,003
It's right inside.
349
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:52,036
So, what are we waiting for? Open it up.
350
00:21:54,080 --> 00:22:02,080
So, what are we waiting for? Open it up.
351
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,826
- You think this is a joke?
- I think you're a joke.
352
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:10,129
- You're under arrest.
- Oh, good move. Arrest us all.
353
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,600
Let's go tell a judge how you
strong-armed a mom and her kids
354
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,835
'cause they wouldn't show you
their flying saucer!
355
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,738
I'll be seeing you all again.
356
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,807
But you will not see me coming.
357
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,083
So, what's for dinner?
358
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:34,053
Hmm? Bread and water.
359
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:39,158
Come on, Mom, technically speaking,
we didn't do anything wrong, right?
360
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,861
- Mm-mm. No.
- Somewhere in my parenting process,
361
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,596
did I skip the chapter where it says,
362
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,499
"Never, never, never antagonize
a government agent"?
363
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:50,002
- Oh, so now you tell us.
- Boys, in the house. Now.
364
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:54,941
Be right there, Mom. I left
something in the garage.
365
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,554
I don't get it. Where'd it go?
366
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,822
- I don't know.
- Huh?
367
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:12,725
OK. Maybe...
368
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,029
- What are you doing?
- Oh! It's right here.
369
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,831
- What?
- It's right here!
370
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:21,868
- It's...
- Yeah. Go.
371
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:29,809
Unreal. It's invisible.
372
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,911
No. It's not invisible.
373
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:35,147
It's... it's cloaking itself
like a chameleon.
374
00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:39,118
This thing is not a machine,
man. This thing... this thing is alive.
375
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,488
It thinks.
376
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,090
And it knows who its friends are.
377
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,027
Cool!
378
00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:57,263
Our switchboards went crazy last night
379
00:24:57,296 --> 00:25:00,767
with callers who reported seeing a UFO!
380
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,869
Now either the alien invasion has begun
381
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,538
or you guys were all
sharing the same punchbowl.
382
00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:09,709
Did you hear
that? People saw us in the UFO.
383
00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:15,247
- Well, maybe it was some other UFO.
- There is no other UF... Ow!
384
00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,817
Like, how do you know? All right,
385
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:21,320
if there was one, there could
have been two or ten or 20.
386
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,823
Like the guy said, alien invasion.
387
00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,899
- Nick!
- What's with your voice?
388
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:35,267
Forget my voice, look at my...
389
00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:37,136
- Cut that out.
- Cut what out?
390
00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:39,806
Talking all gravelly. Did you
catch a cold last night?
391
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,207
I have a beard, Nick.
392
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,943
- So?
- So I didn't have one yesterday.
393
00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:47,714
- Not even peach fuzz.
- Let me see that thing.
394
00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:53,620
Run for the hills! It's the wolfman!
395
00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:57,123
You know, welcome
to puberty, little brother.
396
00:25:57,156 --> 00:26:00,259
All right, if Dad was here, he'd have
the "becoming a man" talk with you.
397
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:02,662
- Hmm.
- But he's not so I guess you're stuck with me.
398
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:04,196
Lesson number one: Don't even think
399
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,634
about using my shaver, dude.
That is nasty.
400
00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,910
Nick. What'd you do to my jeans?
401
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,211
Nothing.
402
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,918
Did you seal up my pant legs
with the glue gun?
403
00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:27,887
I didn't touch your pants.
404
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,922
And it was a stapler, thank you very much.
405
00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:33,192
- Well then, will you help, please?
- Help you?
406
00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:38,765
- What's next, I've got to tie your shoes?
- Just help. Just help.
407
00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,968
- No, pull.
- No, just... No, wait, wait. Wait. Wait, wait, stop, stop.
408
00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:45,037
- On three. One, two, three.
- You go down while I pull up.
409
00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:51,711
- You're not helping at all.
- OK.
410
00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:54,847
Wait, wait. Hold on. Stand up straight.
411
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:59,085
- Whoa.
- What?
412
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,788
Dude, you're almost as tall as me!
413
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:05,157
You grew like overnight.
You are different.
414
00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:08,127
Yeah, well, this is not normal, Nick.
415
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,996
This is definitely not normal.
416
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:11,998
Well, you know, well, chill out, dude, OK?
417
00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,433
You're probably totally overreacting.
418
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:17,870
If you guys are late for school again,
I'm renting out your rooms. Let's go!
419
00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:20,673
If Mom sees me like this she'll
know something weird's going on.
420
00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:23,375
- Yeah, only if you spill the beans.
- She'll worm it out of me!
421
00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:25,411
I'm not good at the partial
truth thing, you are.
422
00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:27,379
You have three seconds.
423
00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:30,316
- One...
- Here, come on. Take my jeans.
424
00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:31,884
- ...two...
- What?
425
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:32,985
Go. Just take my jeans.
426
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,088
...three.
427
00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:40,092
Morning.
428
00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,064
Where's Tyler?
429
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,900
Oh, you know, yeah, he...
he left for school early.
430
00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:50,036
He had to... Something about
his pirate play.
431
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,038
- Arr!
- No, no, no, I...
432
00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:53,973
I could have sworn
I... I heard him in here.
433
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,777
Nope. It's not...
434
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,148
Hi, Tyler!
435
00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:07,153
Hey, Katie!
436
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,321
OK, something is going on with you two.
437
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:12,024
- Who two?
- You and Tyler.
438
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:15,161
All right, you may have fooled
Agent Armstrong last night,
439
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,998
but I have spent years mastering
the art of teenage deception.
440
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:22,268
- Give it up.
- Mom. That hurts.
441
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,870
Oh, please.
442
00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:26,505
- I'm watching you, OK?
- OK.
443
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,707
Your every move.
444
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,444
I saw that!
445
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:34,847
Why are you whispering?
446
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,249
Actually, scratch that.
447
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,318
Why are you standing on the roof
448
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:41,487
in your... boxers?
449
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,290
These? Oh, these aren't boxers. They're...
450
00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:46,759
...shoxers.
451
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:47,960
Shoxers?
452
00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:50,362
Yeah, shorts that look like boxers.
453
00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,398
Very trendy. Everyone's gonna
be wearing them.
454
00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:55,301
I bet your brother told you that. See you.
455
00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:02,174
Shoxers? Could you possibly
be any more lame?
456
00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,477
All right, you're good, she's gone.
457
00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:18,424
I hate PE.
458
00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:21,527
You look different.
459
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,462
What happened to your sweats?
460
00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:27,199
I... think they shrunk in the wash.
461
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:29,201
Ooh, maybe they'll
cut off your circulation.
462
00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:36,475
It's called dodge ball, Burns.
463
00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,211
You know, you're
supposed to dodge the ball.
464
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,581
Ow!
465
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,050
Ow!
466
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,452
I'm OK. I'm OK.
467
00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:21,888
Take a walk, Darryl. And...
take your clown posse with you.
468
00:30:25,091 --> 00:30:27,359
He is such a goner.
469
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,395
You think you can take me?
470
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:32,431
I don't know who's more
clueless, you or your older brother.
471
00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:35,234
T-Rex, let's teach this kid some manners.
472
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,118
Oh! Good shot. Man.
473
00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:57,323
OK, boys.
474
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:00,626
Make it rain.
475
00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:21,180
♪ This is not a game
476
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:24,216
♪ I don't do it
for the money or the fame ♪
477
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,217
♪ This is not a game
478
00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:26,352
♪ Win, lose, or draw
479
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:27,619
♪ It will never be the same
480
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:30,422
♪ This is not a game
481
00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:32,691
♪ I don't do it
for the money or the fame ♪
482
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,226
♪ This is not a game
483
00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,494
♪ Win, lose, or draw
484
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:36,996
♪ It will never be the same
485
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:38,931
♪ On the side the mind of Ali ♪
486
00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:41,333
♪ So game on the pay
your fame is overrated
487
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:42,927
♪ The new Joe Namath The name's Messy ♪
488
00:31:42,951 --> 00:31:44,403
♪ From Subway West Key
489
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:47,539
♪ Game original Doctor J Move out my way ♪
490
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:50,009
♪ You'd be me Well, not today ♪
491
00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,478
♪ I run right through this
Fast as Carl Lewis ♪
492
00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:54,480
♪ Jump so high I almost land
where the moon is ♪
493
00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,615
♪ I ruin champions
494
00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:58,717
♪ I never play them if it can't be won ♪
495
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,652
♪ To all of you I tell you the truth ♪
496
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:03,455
♪ You gotta come out
swinging like Babe Ruth ♪
497
00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:06,225
♪ Like Dale Earnhardt I got drive ♪
498
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,258
♪ I was wearing blue cammies
when it comes to die ♪
499
00:32:08,282 --> 00:32:09,962
♪ This is my life not a nine to five ♪
500
00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:12,664
♪ I'm in to win it I win to stay alive ♪
501
00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:15,334
♪ This is not a game
502
00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:17,469
♪ I don't do it
for the money or the fame ♪
503
00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,471
♪ This is not a game
504
00:32:19,505 --> 00:32:22,341
♪ Win lose or draw
It will never be the same ♪
505
00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,977
♪ This is not a game I don't do it ♪
506
00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:26,312
What you got?
507
00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:28,514
♪ This is not a game
508
00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:30,716
♪ Win lose or draw
it will never be the same ♪
509
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,518
♪ This is not a game
510
00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,521
♪ I don't do it
for the money or the fame ♪
511
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,256
♪ This is not a game
512
00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:55,574
You're out of ammo.
513
00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:57,476
Time for me to test out my fastball.
514
00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,413
Oh!
515
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,751
Principal Duddy, I...
516
00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:07,686
That is detention, Mr. Butler.
517
00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,693
- We'll finish this later.
- Can't wait.
518
00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,631
What?
519
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,734
OK, everybody up.
Stop the gawking, all right?
520
00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:29,141
How did you do that?
521
00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:31,043
Well I...
522
00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:35,514
...have no idea.
523
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,156
So tomorrow night I'm thinking
we grab some pizza,
524
00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:47,693
maybe go for a quiet drive alone somewhere.
Purely for witty conversation, of course.
525
00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:50,296
Actually, I... I can't tomorrow.
526
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:53,299
I completely forgot about
Darryl's graduation party.
527
00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:55,267
Oh, that's cool, I'll just go with you.
528
00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:58,337
Nick, I'm... I'm Darryl's date.
I don't think you're invited.
529
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:02,174
That is a minor technicality. Because I
can handle a little healthy competition.
530
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:04,476
- Mr. Burns.
- Do I have time to make a getaway?
531
00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:06,845
- I don't think so.
- Excuse us, Miss Gunn.
532
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,159
I'm leaving tomorrow open,
call when you change your mind.
533
00:34:09,183 --> 00:34:13,152
She won't. I'm surprised you're making
extracurricular plans this week, Mr. Burns.
534
00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:15,821
Principal Duddy, I mean,
we have known each other,
535
00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:18,157
what, four years? You can call me Nick.
536
00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,692
- Now, can I call you Herman?
- No, you may not.
537
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:24,730
Now, Mr. Hiddlebaum informs me that you have
yet to turn in your senior science project.
538
00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:28,167
That is a stone-cold lie.
I turned in my project.
539
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,536
Seeing how much orange soda
your little brother can drink
540
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:33,139
before he vomits is not science.
541
00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:34,452
See, it wasn't just orange soda.
542
00:34:34,476 --> 00:34:36,808
See, I also did grape and cherry.
543
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:39,445
You should have seen the colors
flying out of this kid!
544
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:42,548
Oh, really? Well, you know,
in that case, then we're cool.
545
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:43,782
- Really?
- No!
546
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:48,187
If you don't deliver a real
science project by graduation,
547
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:49,321
which is in two days,
548
00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:51,490
you won't be marching with your class.
549
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,425
No cap and gown. No diploma.
550
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:56,895
In other words, you won't graduate.
551
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,798
You will have your project, OK?
552
00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,501
Good. Because if you're here another year,
553
00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:05,504
I'll make your life a nonstop nightmare.
554
00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:08,240
- OK?
- OK.
555
00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:14,446
Do you want a nightmare?
Smell that guy's breath.
556
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:22,788
This chili is giving me major gas.
557
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:29,628
Janine thinks I'm cool.
Oh, yeah. She digs me.
558
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:36,335
My grad night dress is so sweet,
I'm going to look cuter than all of you.
559
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:40,672
Did you just say you're
gonna look good in a dress?
560
00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:43,409
Dude, I have enough
social challenges as it is.
561
00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:46,212
Wearing a dress would not
upgrade my status.
562
00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:47,846
You can't hear the voices?
563
00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:50,749
I think you're low on blood sugar.
564
00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:52,818
- Have some pudding.
- No, I'm OK.
565
00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,820
- I'll catch up with you later.
- See you.
566
00:35:56,555 --> 00:36:00,626
I can't believe
no one noticed my new haircut.
567
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,794
Love the new haircut, Claire.
568
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:05,331
Do these jeans make me look fat?
569
00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,933
Have you been working out, Heather?
570
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:10,836
I'm going to mess you up so bad.
571
00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:13,372
If you do, I won't tell you how
to get a date for grad night.
572
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:16,242
- Huh?
- You do need a date, don't you?
573
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:19,478
- It's been bothering you.
- I didn't tell anybody that.
574
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:22,648
Well, Claire's got a new haircut
and Heather's wearing new jeans.
575
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:25,384
If you go compliment them, one
of them's sure to go out with you.
576
00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:28,420
- If you're lying...
- Do it!
577
00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:37,929
I bet Tyler's a really good kisser.
578
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,507
Hey, did you get taller?
579
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,709
Me? Taller? No.
580
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,912
I've just been... stretching a lot.
581
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:57,483
It's OK. I like tall guys.
582
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:01,520
Tall, dark-haired guys.
583
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:05,257
Tall, dark-haired, smart guys.
584
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:10,529
I'm sorry, Katie, I can't.
585
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,264
Can't what?
586
00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:13,965
Go to the movies with you this weekend.
587
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,502
My life's a little crazy.
588
00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:19,371
- I didn't ask you out this weekend.
- You didn't?
589
00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:23,041
Well, I was about to, but you
didn't really give me the chance.
590
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,876
What, are you, psychic or something?
591
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,279
Psychic?
592
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:30,749
No, no...
593
00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:33,018
Got to go to class. Yeah.
594
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:35,387
Oh. See you tonight!
595
00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:36,955
Dress rehearsal.
596
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:42,994
Today was insane, Nick.
597
00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,063
I'm telling you,
the UFO did something to me!
598
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,599
OK, so you're taller and you're hairier.
599
00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:48,434
Alert the media.
600
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,802
Today in gym, you should have seen me.
601
00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,604
I was actually good at dodge ball.
602
00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:54,806
You? That is newsworthy.
603
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,875
I was better than good.
604
00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:59,545
I was great. I totally
schooled Darryl Butler.
605
00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:01,713
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
606
00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:03,915
I used to stink at
anything remotely athletic.
607
00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:11,923
See? It's like time slows down
and I can move super fast.
608
00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:15,794
OK. So you're taller and you're hairier
609
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:16,762
and you're more athletic.
610
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,897
We'll get you a cape
and you'll be a superhero.
611
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,532
You're not listening to me.
612
00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:22,968
I've changed. I can do things.
613
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:25,871
Let me guess, you can smell
farts from ten feet away.
614
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:29,475
- I can read minds.
- I'm worried about you, little brother.
615
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:31,877
No, you're not. You think I'm
the poster boy for puberty.
616
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:34,746
- Well, you are.
- You're also trying to figure out a way
617
00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:38,016
to scam your way through a
science project so you can graduate.
618
00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:41,753
- Who told you I wasn't graduating?
- Nobody. That's the point.
619
00:38:41,787 --> 00:38:44,523
You also want to move the UFO
before anybody catches us with it.
620
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:48,026
- OK, now you're scaring me.
- Good. It's scaring me too.
621
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:52,531
You're my brother. If you don't
take me seriously, who will?
622
00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:55,767
OK, you know, what I am taking seriously
623
00:38:55,801 --> 00:38:58,537
is where to hide our spaceship
before Mom finds it and busts us.
624
00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:00,639
And I think I just came up
with the perfect place.
625
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,708
Do you want to see it?
626
00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:05,110
- I guess I'd better.
- Good, because you're driving.
627
00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:08,980
Hey, I may look 16, but I still
haven't got a license.
628
00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:10,949
I didn't say you were driving my truck.
629
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,177
How did you ever find this place?
630
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:42,581
Pretty cool, right?
See, two Halloweens ago,
631
00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:44,850
my pal Marty dared me
to sneak in here at midnight.
632
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,118
Naturally you said "yes".
633
00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:50,556
Naturally. And now it's paying off.
634
00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:54,560
I've got to find a place
to stash our stuff.
635
00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,828
- Watch out for the rats.
- Rats?
636
00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:58,597
- Yeah.
- What rats?
637
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,603
If you see any rats, warn me.
638
00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:16,482
Nick!
639
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,488
Nick!
640
00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:27,859
Nick!
641
00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:31,830
Nick!
642
00:40:33,999 --> 00:40:36,602
- Now what?
- You're never going to believe what I just saw!
643
00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:39,471
This movie played on the windshield,
stuff happening to the planet.
644
00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:42,574
- Fires, floods, pollution.
- Yeah? Well, give me a replay.
645
00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:49,681
Or maybe Hiddlebaum's Ecology
class is giving you nightmares.
646
00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:50,982
I'm not making this up.
647
00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:54,886
Right, so now we have psychic visions
648
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,222
and movies-on-demand... in your head.
649
00:40:57,255 --> 00:41:00,559
I know what I saw.
There's something big going on.
650
00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:03,228
Maybe that's the reason
the UFO came to us.
651
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:04,763
OK, look, I love you, Ty,
652
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:08,534
but I think this sudden-onset puberty
thing is seriously affecting your brain.
653
00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:10,569
Why don't you believe anything?
654
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,638
Why do you believe everything?
655
00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:15,006
Because, Nick, it's happening to me.
656
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,276
If you won't listen, maybe I
should just talk to Agent Armstrong.
657
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:21,580
What, why, so he can take away our
awesome ship and send us to juvie?
658
00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,215
Tyler, this UFO is the coolest thing
659
00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:28,086
that has ever happened
to anybody, anywhere.
660
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,721
Now, why would you want to blow that?
661
00:41:31,723 --> 00:41:32,891
Fine.
662
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:52,711
All right, as far as Mom goes,
less is more.
663
00:41:52,744 --> 00:41:54,780
Need-to-know basis. Don't ask, don't tell.
664
00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,915
She's going to take
one look at me and scream.
665
00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:58,984
Then don't let her see you.
666
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,653
- Hi, Mom.
- Where's Tyler?
667
00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:04,990
- Who?
- Short kid? Lives here?
668
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,592
You know, your brother?
669
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:08,960
Oh, Tyler. You know,
I... I haven't seen him.
670
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,971
You're hiding something.
671
00:42:21,139 --> 00:42:24,776
Hey, what do you take me for, an amateur?
672
00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:28,847
OK, look, we are not leaving this yard
673
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,050
until you tell me exactly
what is going on.
674
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:34,319
- Nick.
- OK, Mom, you know what?
675
00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:36,054
You're right.
676
00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:38,857
Something very important has happened.
677
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,959
I'm all ears.
678
00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:47,198
It's no big deal, Mom. You're
making too much out of this.
679
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:51,002
When you are a parent, many,
many, many years from now,
680
00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:54,740
then you can decide
what to make a big deal out of.
681
00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:56,341
And way too much of.
682
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:06,051
Ow.
683
00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:56,301
I have to hear from your brother
684
00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:59,337
that you have hit puberty?
685
00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:02,140
That's got to be the most disturbing
word in the English language.
686
00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:04,109
My little man.
687
00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:07,412
- Growing up.
- Just roll with it, bro. You're lucky.
688
00:44:07,445 --> 00:44:11,717
Because I had the video camera,
a deli platter, and Aunt Sophia.
689
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:12,984
You really are growing up.
690
00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:16,321
I mean, overnight.
It's almost... freakish.
691
00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:19,290
Yeah, well... nature's course.
692
00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,426
Listen to his voice.
693
00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:25,130
Oh, honey, try not to borrow your
brother's shaver, OK? It's kind of nasty.
694
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:28,433
I've got to call Aunt Sophia.
It really is, huh?
695
00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:32,170
- It's freakish.
- Crazy.
696
00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:34,005
I can't believe she bought that.
697
00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:36,074
Oh, dude, I was looking for this.
698
00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:41,880
What do you think, huh?
699
00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:45,250
Too much? Oh man, do you
remember all those stupid concerts
700
00:44:45,283 --> 00:44:46,752
we used to put on for Mom and Dad?
701
00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:48,954
We used to do everything together, Nick.
702
00:44:54,325 --> 00:44:56,327
You remember this day?
703
00:44:57,963 --> 00:45:01,266
Oh, sure I do. Look at Dad.
704
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,002
He was the man.
705
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,876
He would have listened to me
about the aliens.
706
00:45:10,909 --> 00:45:12,844
- This is getting old, Tyler.
- He would have.
707
00:45:12,878 --> 00:45:14,913
Dad's not here.
708
00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:17,448
Look, I am listening to you, Tyler.
709
00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:20,151
- And you're changing, I get it.
- Thank you.
710
00:45:20,185 --> 00:45:22,954
I don't know why you have to
go all conspiracy theory about it.
711
00:45:22,988 --> 00:45:26,257
- It's because, Nick, I've...
- What, because, what, girls suddenly dig you?
712
00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:28,960
- Because Darryl can't pick on you any more?
- No.
713
00:45:28,994 --> 00:45:32,764
- Because we have the sweetest ride in the universe? Tyler...
- That's all great...
714
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,135
Just lighten up. All right?
715
00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:38,970
- OK.
- OK.
716
00:45:39,004 --> 00:45:40,405
- I'll try.
- All right.
717
00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:42,407
Now you've got to help me
solve a real problem.
718
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,110
- What?
- Julie is going to Darryl's party and cancelling our date.
719
00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:47,245
I've got to find a way
to make her ditch that poser.
720
00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:49,514
What about graduation?
721
00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:52,750
Aren't you supposed
to be doing your science...
722
00:45:54,152 --> 00:45:55,887
...project?
723
00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:54,112
I think this belongs to you.
724
00:46:56,281 --> 00:46:58,183
We found it in the field.
725
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,619
Where the UFO was spotted.
726
00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:05,090
Oh. Great, thanks.
727
00:47:05,123 --> 00:47:06,624
We need to talk.
728
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:09,560
I'm sort of late for class.
729
00:47:09,594 --> 00:47:13,631
You know, when I was your age,
I used to stare up at the stars,
730
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:16,634
wondering what was out there.
731
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,603
It's the reason I do what I do.
732
00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:23,374
I'm still looking. Still wondering.
733
00:47:23,408 --> 00:47:27,012
- Do you ever feel that way?
- All the time.
734
00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:29,480
You're brother isn't so believing.
735
00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:32,317
He's really busy right now.
Big science project.
736
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,920
I think you and I got off
on the wrong foot.
737
00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:37,055
I think we can help each other.
738
00:47:37,088 --> 00:47:38,089
I got to go.
739
00:47:38,123 --> 00:47:39,590
You can start by being honest
740
00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:41,927
about the night you found the UFO.
741
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,363
And I can start by explaining...
742
00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:48,599
...the strange things that
have been happening to you.
743
00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:51,369
Things your brother doesn't understand.
744
00:47:53,038 --> 00:47:55,006
I programmed my number into your cell.
745
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:59,377
When you're ready to talk, call me.
746
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:01,980
You don't have to deal
with this alone, Tyler.
747
00:48:16,661 --> 00:48:19,297
The earth's environment
has been deteriorating
748
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:21,466
at an alarming rate.
749
00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:24,302
Humans are certainly
the cause of pollution
750
00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:25,703
and global warming.
751
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:28,306
But extreme weather of recent years
752
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:30,341
seems to be coming from some
753
00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,978
unknown mysterious source.
754
00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:45,356
- Mr. Burns? Tyler?
- Yes... sorry?
755
00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:48,994
What do you think has been causing
these catastrophic weather changes?
756
00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:51,329
It...
757
00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:53,231
I don't know.
758
00:48:54,232 --> 00:48:55,733
That's correct. Nobody knows.
759
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:59,670
But if current trends continue,
within a generation,
760
00:48:59,704 --> 00:49:04,375
Earth could become completely
uninhabitable to humans.
761
00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:12,717
What's he doing?
762
00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:24,662
- Some sort of problem, Mr. Burns?
- No, Mr. Hiddlebaum.
763
00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:26,464
There was just this... annoying glare
764
00:49:26,497 --> 00:49:29,067
and I didn't want to miss
any of this fascinating lesson.
765
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,501
Totally under control.
766
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,472
All right, class. Let's continue.
767
00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:43,381
I've got to go. Hall pass.
My mom's meat loaf.
768
00:49:43,414 --> 00:49:45,483
Funny.
769
00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:48,519
Your brother used the same
excuse in last period's class.
770
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:53,624
What are you doing here?
771
00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:56,694
Are you trying to get me expelled?
772
00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:59,364
Look, I am not having a good day, OK?
773
00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:01,732
Last week I was a straight-A
student with a normal life
774
00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:03,768
and now...
775
00:50:03,801 --> 00:50:05,703
I'm actually standing here
talking to a UFO.
776
00:50:07,105 --> 00:50:09,407
I like order. Routine.
777
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,110
I roll the toothpaste tube
up from the bottom.
778
00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:16,114
My life was perfectly
organized until you showed up.
779
00:50:16,147 --> 00:50:19,084
I can't go for a ride. I'm serious!
780
00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:21,719
Be a good little UFO and go away.
781
00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:27,558
Fine. OK!
782
00:50:27,592 --> 00:50:29,627
It's not like things could get any worse.
783
00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:42,607
So what's the big panic?
784
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,209
You need to check this out.
785
00:50:44,242 --> 00:50:45,242
What?
786
00:50:47,445 --> 00:50:50,415
It sounds like it ate
Mom's meat loaf surprise.
787
00:50:50,448 --> 00:50:52,750
Yeah, it came to school
and practically abducted me.
788
00:50:52,783 --> 00:50:54,819
- Yeah, right.
- It did.
789
00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:57,122
Nick, I think it's got
some kind of message for us.
790
00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,325
What is it?
791
00:51:00,358 --> 00:51:02,360
What are you trying to tell us?
792
00:51:23,148 --> 00:51:24,449
Dude.
793
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:28,186
When you're right, you are right.
794
00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:42,267
- Sweet!
- Score!
795
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:46,537
Whoa!
796
00:51:48,706 --> 00:51:52,610
- Whoa!
- Some sort of user guide or manual.
797
00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:57,382
Pictures and diagrams of all the stuff.
798
00:51:57,415 --> 00:52:00,585
I wouldn't try to use any of it
until we at least check...
799
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,930
- That was awesome.
- Yeah...
800
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:15,200
Before we try out anything else,
801
00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:17,468
I really think we should
check the instructions.
802
00:52:17,502 --> 00:52:18,836
Real men don't read instructions.
803
00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:21,506
Oh right, because then
you're going to be a real man
804
00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:23,908
who burns a real hole
through your real head.
805
00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:26,477
Oh, look. Alien laxative?
806
00:52:26,511 --> 00:52:29,180
Maybe if you bothered
to learn what it's for...
807
00:52:29,214 --> 00:52:31,549
Oh, what do we have here?
808
00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:36,887
Oh! Sick!
809
00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:45,496
I think it's time to trim
your nose hairs, there, buddy.
810
00:52:47,232 --> 00:52:48,899
Those aren't just binoculars.
811
00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:50,635
You can say that again.
812
00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:54,272
You can look at planets with those.
813
00:52:54,305 --> 00:52:55,773
For navigating in space.
814
00:52:57,342 --> 00:53:00,278
But there is something else
that I want to check out first.
815
00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:16,494
Oh. Nice.
816
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:19,464
Oh, these could come in very handy.
817
00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:25,436
Wha...?
818
00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:26,537
What?
819
00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,342
- Oh, man.
- What? What's up?
820
00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:33,056
Julie's at Darryl's party. I've got to go.
821
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,646
- You're not going to any party.
- Do you want to bet?
822
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,348
You're coming to my pirate play.
823
00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:39,950
- Oh, that's tonight?
- One night only.
824
00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:41,619
Bro, I got a real problem.
825
00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:43,488
Tonight is the senior grad party.
826
00:53:43,521 --> 00:53:45,423
I thought Darryl didn't invite you.
827
00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:46,891
Technically no.
828
00:53:46,924 --> 00:53:49,294
Right, because technically he hates you.
829
00:53:49,327 --> 00:53:51,996
- I know I promised to come to your play.
- That's right.
830
00:53:52,029 --> 00:53:53,364
Your exact words.
831
00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:54,865
But I'm only graduating once.
832
00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:56,634
Maybe not even that.
833
00:53:56,667 --> 00:54:00,338
The point is, this is my one
and only senior grad party.
834
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,775
Please?
835
00:54:04,809 --> 00:54:07,612
- It's not a big deal. Don't sweat it.
- Ah! You are the best.
836
00:54:11,516 --> 00:54:15,420
♪ Yeah yeah Like a rolling stone ♪
837
00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:18,623
♪ Yeah yeah Today you're on your own ♪
838
00:54:18,656 --> 00:54:22,660
♪ Yeah yeah on the go
till you run outta dough ♪
839
00:54:22,693 --> 00:54:25,029
♪ Then you'll be back yes you'll be back ♪
840
00:54:25,062 --> 00:54:26,831
♪ Knocking on my door
841
00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:29,634
♪ Yeah yeah I love the city at night ♪
842
00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:34,505
♪ Yeah, yeah I got my own private flight ♪
843
00:54:34,539 --> 00:54:37,842
♪ Yeah yeah You can see
well Maybe you're blind ♪
844
00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:42,012
♪ The streets you walk on
This air it's all mine ♪
845
00:54:42,046 --> 00:54:44,949
♪ Listen to your mind
And it will tell you to go ♪
846
00:54:44,982 --> 00:54:48,953
♪ Listen to your heart
'Cause you just don't know ♪
847
00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:52,590
♪ Listen to your mind
'Cause it will tell you to go ♪
848
00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:56,361
♪ Listen to your heart
'Cause you just don't know ♪
849
00:54:56,394 --> 00:55:00,865
♪ Listen to your mind
'Cause it will tell you to go ♪
850
00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:04,902
♪ Listen to your heart
'Cause you just don't know ♪
851
00:55:04,935 --> 00:55:08,606
♪ Listen to your mind
'Cause it will tell you to go ♪
852
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:12,377
♪ Listen to your heart
'Cause you just don't know ♪♪
853
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:22,420
OK.
854
00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:30,094
Looks like we're sold-out!
855
00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:37,568
Ahoy there, bucko. You are so late.
856
00:55:37,602 --> 00:55:39,870
- Where have you been?
- Practicing my lines.
857
00:55:39,904 --> 00:55:41,639
You missed dress rehearsal last night.
858
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,974
- I tried to come, but my mom was just...
- Never mind.
859
00:55:44,008 --> 00:55:45,743
You can tell me later.
860
00:55:46,877 --> 00:55:48,546
My sword. I'll be right back.
861
00:55:50,481 --> 00:55:54,018
Pirates, don't forget your
eye patches and fake blood.
862
00:56:27,952 --> 00:56:31,989
Everyone ready for The Storm at Sea!
Curtain in one minute!
863
00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:38,122
Tyler? Tyler! Where are you?
864
00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:40,525
You're due on stage like now.
865
00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:49,700
Ahh!
866
00:58:16,927 --> 00:58:18,996
So, where were we?
867
00:58:19,029 --> 00:58:23,167
Oh, yes. You were going to thank me for
showing up to save you from this boring party.
868
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,536
No, I was asking what you're doing here.
869
00:58:25,570 --> 00:58:27,805
If Darryl sees you, he's going to lose it.
870
00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:30,641
So in other words, you feel
that me coming here to see you,
871
00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:33,544
even at the risk
of getting my butt kicked,
872
00:58:33,578 --> 00:58:35,079
is pretty romantic.
873
00:58:35,112 --> 00:58:36,981
I'm here with Darryl, Nick.
874
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,716
Look, I get it, all right?
875
00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:41,919
Popular girl dates popular guy.
It makes sense.
876
00:58:41,952 --> 00:58:45,022
But don't you ever want to try
something a little less predictable?
877
00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:47,992
- What? Dating a goofball like you?
- Exactly!
878
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:50,861
Maybe.
879
00:58:50,895 --> 00:58:53,831
But I need to know
if you could ever be serious.
880
00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:57,067
Or if everything's
just one big joke to you.
881
00:58:57,101 --> 00:58:58,335
I could be serious.
882
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:01,238
- Hmm.
- About you.
883
00:59:01,271 --> 00:59:03,073
Now that...
884
00:59:03,107 --> 00:59:05,109
...was predictable.
885
00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,844
Yeah.
886
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,579
But also kind of cute.
887
01:00:12,677 --> 01:00:13,911
I think you...
888
01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:16,213
...you have a little
fruit punch right there.
889
01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:18,649
Is this is where you say,
890
01:00:18,683 --> 01:00:20,317
"Let me get that," and try to kiss me?
891
01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:22,753
Come on. You don't think I'd resort
892
01:00:22,787 --> 01:00:24,922
to a little cheeseball trick
like that, now do you?
893
01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:29,894
Nick?
894
01:00:29,927 --> 01:00:31,095
- Hmm.
- Nick!
895
01:00:34,331 --> 01:00:36,834
Nick! Are you OK?
896
01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:39,069
I was. What are you doing here?
897
01:00:39,103 --> 01:00:42,106
When you didn't answer your
phone I thought you were in trouble.
898
01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:48,679
Dude, relax. Why are you like,
flipping out?
899
01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:50,447
- Why am I flipping out? Hmm...
- Yeah.
900
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:54,151
Let's see. Maybe I'm flipping out because
a space monster tried to destroy me!
901
01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:56,821
What are you...?! He's a gamer.
Yeah, he likes to role play.
902
01:00:56,854 --> 01:00:59,924
You know, aliens, dragons, elves.
903
01:00:59,957 --> 01:01:02,226
Did you see how beautiful
Julie looks tonight?
904
01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:05,162
Now, I am not going anywhere.
I will catch up with you later.
905
01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:09,466
Catch up with me later?
I almost didn't have a later.
906
01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:12,169
I'll let you guys talk.
907
01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:15,940
We were supposed
to watch out for each other.
908
01:01:15,973 --> 01:01:18,175
Am I interrupting your
little family moment?
909
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:21,045
- Not now, Darryl.
- All this really insane stuff is going on,
910
01:01:21,078 --> 01:01:22,713
and all you care about is yourself.
911
01:01:22,747 --> 01:01:25,082
- Ty...
- Fine! I can do this without you.
912
01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:26,183
Have fun at your party.
913
01:01:26,216 --> 01:01:27,985
- Tyler.
- No.
914
01:01:29,353 --> 01:01:31,288
Your little brother gets me detention
915
01:01:31,321 --> 01:01:33,724
and you hook up with
my girlfriend. You know...
916
01:01:33,758 --> 01:01:36,326
I've got to tell you, I am
loving your family right now.
917
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,730
Look, I'm really not in the mood
right now, Darryl. All right?
918
01:01:39,764 --> 01:01:41,365
I don't know what's going on
919
01:01:41,398 --> 01:01:44,001
with you and your brother,
your, your freak brother.
920
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,771
Tyler's not a freak.
921
01:01:46,804 --> 01:01:48,906
- But you, on the other hand.
- Dude...
922
01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:50,474
Yeah.
923
01:01:51,776 --> 01:01:53,043
This whole Julie thing?
924
01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:55,312
It's made me a little crazy.
925
01:01:55,345 --> 01:01:58,148
I started seeing things.
I even thought I saw a UFO.
926
01:01:58,182 --> 01:02:00,250
Yeah, I heard about that.
927
01:02:00,284 --> 01:02:03,420
I heard that you screamed like a
little girl and then you fell on your butt.
928
01:02:08,025 --> 01:02:11,261
Oh, there you go.
929
01:02:11,295 --> 01:02:12,830
I want you gone.
930
01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:15,299
As in now. Or else.
931
01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,540
Hey! What happened? Are you OK?
932
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:25,409
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
933
01:02:27,111 --> 01:02:30,981
Let's get out of here.
Somewhere we can be alone.
934
01:02:34,051 --> 01:02:36,220
I want to.
935
01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:38,288
But I can't, I'm sorry.
936
01:02:41,992 --> 01:02:44,261
I'll see you tomorrow, won't I?
937
01:02:44,294 --> 01:02:45,963
At graduation?
938
01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:10,187
I'm glad you decided to call.
939
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:13,390
I didn't exactly have
anyone else to turn to.
940
01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:16,126
Your life's about
to get a whole lot simpler.
941
01:03:19,864 --> 01:03:21,431
Here's what you've been looking for.
942
01:03:27,471 --> 01:03:29,907
You promised you'd explain
why all this strange stuff
943
01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:31,008
has been happening to me.
944
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,077
You've been experiencing...
945
01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:35,312
...telepathic insights, correct?
946
01:03:35,345 --> 01:03:37,181
Man, have I ever.
947
01:03:37,214 --> 01:03:39,216
You don't want to play cards with me.
948
01:03:40,450 --> 01:03:42,887
And bursts of great strength?
949
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,955
Oh, yeah. I'm a regular superhero.
950
01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:47,557
Except I can't fit
into any of my own clothes.
951
01:03:53,197 --> 01:03:54,932
So what's really going on?
952
01:03:54,965 --> 01:03:58,502
When a human teenager is
953
01:03:58,535 --> 01:04:02,272
- experiencing cellular transition...
- You mean puberty?
954
01:04:02,306 --> 01:04:04,508
Exactly.
955
01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:09,079
When you're exposed to
heavy-particle radiation in space,
956
01:04:09,113 --> 01:04:12,449
all of the maturing processes
are hyper-accelerated.
957
01:04:15,652 --> 01:04:17,487
Which is why I grew four inches overnight?
958
01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:19,256
Correct.
959
01:04:20,624 --> 01:04:22,592
But rapid growth is the least of it.
960
01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:26,130
You've probably noticed you've
gained an array of extraordinary powers.
961
01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:28,065
Why doesn't anyone know about this?
962
01:04:28,098 --> 01:04:31,101
Because NASA has never
sent a teenager into space.
963
01:04:33,938 --> 01:04:35,339
It sounds like they should.
964
01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:36,907
You don't know how right you are.
965
01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:41,611
There's a name for
special humans like you.
966
01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:44,214
You're called Skyrunners.
967
01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:50,387
Wow. Skyrunners.
968
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:54,024
So when I went up in space,
969
01:04:54,058 --> 01:04:55,425
that's what happened to me?
970
01:04:55,459 --> 01:04:59,296
Yes. Your abilities,
if properly understood,
971
01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:03,633
could make humans the most
powerful species in the universe.
972
01:05:03,667 --> 01:05:08,472
You could become very
dangerous to extraterrestrials.
973
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:11,041
So you believe me, about
the alien coming after me?
974
01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:14,478
Oh, absolutely. Aliens are very real.
975
01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:17,614
And a lot closer than you think.
976
01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:26,456
Wait, don't!
977
01:05:26,490 --> 01:05:29,226
No! What did you do that for?
978
01:05:30,494 --> 01:05:35,099
You humans are such
an interesting species.
979
01:05:35,132 --> 01:05:37,534
So intelligent in so many ways
980
01:05:37,567 --> 01:05:40,204
and so ignorant in others.
981
01:05:40,237 --> 01:05:43,073
You said "you humans."
982
01:05:43,107 --> 01:05:44,941
You mean you're not...
983
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,445
I'm the reason your planet's dying.
984
01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:29,286
Tyler?
985
01:06:32,756 --> 01:06:34,624
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
986
01:06:38,628 --> 01:06:40,764
Look, dude, I am so sorry.
987
01:06:42,199 --> 01:06:44,401
I have been such
a major jerk to you lately.
988
01:06:46,470 --> 01:06:47,604
Ty!
989
01:06:52,442 --> 01:06:54,010
What?
990
01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:01,051
Tyler.
991
01:07:04,188 --> 01:07:05,389
OK, where's my brother?
992
01:07:05,422 --> 01:07:08,525
Look... look, Tyler thinks that
you have a brain or something,
993
01:07:08,558 --> 01:07:10,160
so tell me where he is!
994
01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,196
Tell me!
995
01:07:15,325 --> 01:07:16,885
I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I'm just...
996
01:07:16,909 --> 01:07:19,303
It's just, my brother... If any...
997
01:07:19,336 --> 01:07:22,539
If anything happens to him, I'm...
998
01:07:22,572 --> 01:07:24,274
I'm... I'm just freaking out here.
999
01:07:24,308 --> 01:07:26,343
I'm freaking out here, OK?
1000
01:07:26,843 --> 01:07:28,612
OK.
1001
01:07:28,645 --> 01:07:30,514
OK.
1002
01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:33,183
OK. OK.
1003
01:07:35,152 --> 01:07:37,487
So you... you took...
you took a major hit here.
1004
01:07:40,757 --> 01:07:43,059
And it's up to me to get
you running again. OK.
1005
01:07:44,328 --> 01:07:47,197
Instructions, OK.
1006
01:07:48,498 --> 01:07:50,334
OK, please,
1007
01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:54,171
you can never, ever, ever tell
Tyler I did this, all right?
1008
01:07:54,204 --> 01:07:57,541
OK. OK, I need instructions.
1009
01:07:58,808 --> 01:08:01,645
Please... be there.
1010
01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:06,350
Yes! Yes, OK, OK.
1011
01:08:06,383 --> 01:08:07,703
I see this, I can work with this.
1012
01:08:08,852 --> 01:08:11,421
All right.
1013
01:08:11,455 --> 01:08:15,759
Oh, no. Baby, you need some major help.
1014
01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:17,261
Oh, wait, you know what?
1015
01:08:17,294 --> 01:08:19,263
But that's OK. You know why?
1016
01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:22,666
Because I have the ultimate secret
weapon of every great mechanic.
1017
01:08:24,301 --> 01:08:25,902
Duct tape!
1018
01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:28,405
Trust me, this can fix anything.
1019
01:08:30,374 --> 01:08:32,442
All right, just hold tight, all right?
1020
01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:44,421
You know what?
1021
01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:46,190
That's OK.
1022
01:08:46,223 --> 01:08:47,724
Minor setback, minor setback.
1023
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,210
How's that? Is that better?
1024
01:09:06,243 --> 01:09:09,379
Almost done. Hang tight. One more.
1025
01:09:09,413 --> 01:09:12,482
So... how do you feel?
1026
01:09:15,419 --> 01:09:17,187
All right.
1027
01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:22,526
OK.
1028
01:09:22,559 --> 01:09:25,362
OK. Fly.
1029
01:09:29,266 --> 01:09:30,934
Dude.
1030
01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:32,669
Dude, you have to fly.
1031
01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:38,642
Look, you are the only one
who knows where he is.
1032
01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:41,345
If anything happens to him I'd...
1033
01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:47,517
I don't know what I'd do.
1034
01:09:53,390 --> 01:09:54,791
Whoo-hoo!
1035
01:10:29,759 --> 01:10:30,894
Hello?
1036
01:10:33,363 --> 01:10:34,498
Hello?
1037
01:10:34,531 --> 01:10:36,032
Anybody there?
1038
01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:52,382
Oh, dude, I dig speed,
but this is extreme!
1039
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:06,863
I think I'm gonna hurl.
1040
01:11:06,896 --> 01:11:09,399
Whoa! Whoo!
1041
01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,939
What do you want from me?
1042
01:11:17,507 --> 01:11:19,576
Why'd you bring me here?
1043
01:11:26,383 --> 01:11:27,751
Bread and water?
1044
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,819
Gee thanks.
1045
01:11:29,853 --> 01:11:32,021
How considerate of you.
1046
01:11:33,423 --> 01:11:35,559
Oh! Gross.
1047
01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:39,929
I'd rather starve.
1048
01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:42,766
You hear me? I'd rather starve!
1049
01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:51,975
Oh dude, please don't tell me
we're going in to that!
1050
01:11:55,945 --> 01:11:58,114
I've got to get out of here.
1051
01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:00,384
I've got to get out of here.
1052
01:12:02,386 --> 01:12:04,053
You've got to let me out of here!
1053
01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:06,756
I'm seriously claustrophobic!
1054
01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:20,804
Fingernails.
1055
01:12:23,039 --> 01:12:24,908
I guess I'm not your first guest.
1056
01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:48,532
What the...?!
1057
01:12:55,071 --> 01:12:58,107
It looks like some kind
of a ship crashed here.
1058
01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:05,148
This whole place is one big impact crater.
1059
01:13:06,149 --> 01:13:07,517
Tyler.
1060
01:13:08,151 --> 01:13:09,553
Tyler!
1061
01:13:09,586 --> 01:13:11,621
Tyler, where are you, bro?
1062
01:13:13,122 --> 01:13:15,559
Oh. Right.
1063
01:13:15,592 --> 01:13:17,961
Of course.
1064
01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:19,395
Here's that.
1065
01:13:46,222 --> 01:13:49,626
Oh, what are they doing to you, bro?
1066
01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:57,166
Whoa!
1067
01:13:59,969 --> 01:14:02,639
Oh, no. Tyler.
1068
01:14:22,992 --> 01:14:25,228
Oh, skanky.
1069
01:15:08,772 --> 01:15:10,273
Whoa!
1070
01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:21,184
Who needs instructions?
1071
01:15:29,993 --> 01:15:32,662
He said we're the most powerful
species in the universe.
1072
01:15:34,798 --> 01:15:38,167
He said we're dangerous
to extraterrestrials.
1073
01:15:39,769 --> 01:15:42,739
He said I have extraordinary abilities.
1074
01:15:56,820 --> 01:15:59,723
I am a Skyrunner.
1075
01:17:01,217 --> 01:17:05,054
Nick! Here!
1076
01:17:18,935 --> 01:17:19,969
All right!
1077
01:17:23,372 --> 01:17:24,974
These were my favorite jeans!
1078
01:17:25,008 --> 01:17:27,811
Look out!
1079
01:17:39,455 --> 01:17:41,424
Oh, are you OK? Are you OK?
1080
01:17:41,457 --> 01:17:43,092
- Yeah.
- Well, what about your head?
1081
01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:45,261
- Oh, that.
- Yeah.
1082
01:17:45,294 --> 01:17:48,097
Being a drama geek does have its benefits.
1083
01:17:48,131 --> 01:17:49,265
- What?
- Blood pack.
1084
01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:51,434
Don't scare me like that!
1085
01:17:51,467 --> 01:17:54,303
Oh man, I am so sorry about
the way I let you down.
1086
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:57,206
- It's OK.
- No, no, it's not OK.
1087
01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:00,710
For a moment I thought
you might really be gone, bro.
1088
01:18:00,744 --> 01:18:03,412
Hey, you found me.
1089
01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:05,314
You always have.
1090
01:18:06,249 --> 01:18:07,416
You always do.
1091
01:18:07,450 --> 01:18:09,185
Come here.
1092
01:18:14,758 --> 01:18:16,325
How did you find me, by the way?
1093
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:17,827
Oh, the UFO helped.
1094
01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:19,262
- It's alive?
- Yeah.
1095
01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:21,731
- I thought Armstrong took it out.
- No, I fixed it.
1096
01:18:21,765 --> 01:18:24,901
You fixed a spaceship? That's awesome!
1097
01:18:25,902 --> 01:18:27,771
So, where are we anyway?
1098
01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:30,139
Dude, we're, we're in some
alien crater way underground.
1099
01:18:30,173 --> 01:18:33,509
Dude, I'm never going to doubt
anything you tell me ever again.
1100
01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:35,378
- Really?
- Yeah, totally.
1101
01:18:35,411 --> 01:18:38,982
OK, try this. The aliens
are wrecking the environment
1102
01:18:39,015 --> 01:18:40,495
so they can eliminate the human race.
1103
01:18:40,519 --> 01:18:42,786
Really?
1104
01:18:42,819 --> 01:18:45,321
Yeah. Then they can make
the planet their own.
1105
01:18:45,354 --> 01:18:46,990
Oh, dude, I believe you.
1106
01:18:47,023 --> 01:18:50,827
- Awesome! Just because I said so?
- No, no.
1107
01:18:50,860 --> 01:18:53,529
No, they have macking chambers
out there and they're pumping
1108
01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:56,833
- offensive gack through it.
- Probably straight into the atmosphere.
1109
01:18:56,866 --> 01:18:58,802
- Yeah.
- We've got to stop them.
1110
01:18:58,835 --> 01:19:01,270
Well, I'll settle for just getting
out of here in one piece.
1111
01:19:01,304 --> 01:19:03,306
Come on, let's go.
1112
01:19:03,339 --> 01:19:05,274
- Nick.
- Yeah?
1113
01:19:05,308 --> 01:19:06,876
Thanks.
1114
01:19:17,153 --> 01:19:18,855
No, wait.
1115
01:19:18,888 --> 01:19:20,957
OK, go.
1116
01:19:20,990 --> 01:19:22,058
- Guess what?
- What?
1117
01:19:22,091 --> 01:19:24,251
Armstrong's an alien. He's
the one who brought me here.
1118
01:19:24,275 --> 01:19:26,362
- Get out.
- Nah-uh.
1119
01:19:26,395 --> 01:19:27,763
OK, you're right. I believe you.
1120
01:19:27,797 --> 01:19:31,300
Good, I wasn't sure. Hey, what ever
happened to those alien binoculars?
1121
01:19:31,334 --> 01:19:33,937
I had a little incident
with the binoculars.
1122
01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:36,039
What about that weapon?
1123
01:19:36,072 --> 01:19:38,174
I had a slight mishap with the weapon too.
1124
01:19:38,207 --> 01:19:40,443
I told you, you should have
checked the instructions.
1125
01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:43,546
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check this.
1126
01:19:45,414 --> 01:19:49,819
- Whoa. It's huge.
- No kidding.
1127
01:19:50,954 --> 01:19:52,521
Oh, it smells so nasty.
1128
01:19:52,555 --> 01:19:55,024
Oh dude, forget nasty, it's toxic.
1129
01:19:55,058 --> 01:19:56,325
It's probably lethal.
1130
01:19:56,359 --> 01:19:59,195
Shh, shh.
1131
01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:08,237
- What are we going to do?
- "Run" comes to mind.
1132
01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,273
But you said we had to stop them.
1133
01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:11,807
Did you see how many there are?
1134
01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:17,847
Shh!
1135
01:20:34,530 --> 01:20:35,932
Oh, come on, let's bail!
1136
01:20:35,965 --> 01:20:36,966
- No, wait.
- What?
1137
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:37,967
You still have that?
1138
01:20:38,001 --> 01:20:39,011
Yeah, it's a useless piece of...
1139
01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:40,003
- Give me that!
- What?
1140
01:20:40,036 --> 01:20:41,470
Wait, what are you doing?
1141
01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:43,973
I know what it's for because
I read the instructions.
1142
01:20:44,007 --> 01:20:46,175
Do you want to give me a hint?
1143
01:20:46,209 --> 01:20:47,476
It's easier to just show you.
1144
01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:02,225
Nick, get up, come on.
1145
01:21:02,258 --> 01:21:03,927
The whole cave's coming down.
1146
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:05,094
Come on. Go, go, go.
1147
01:21:18,141 --> 01:21:19,442
You fixed it with duct tape?
1148
01:21:19,475 --> 01:21:22,478
She ain't pretty,
but she gets the job done.
1149
01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:24,547
We're going to get buried alive, come on!
1150
01:21:32,355 --> 01:21:33,456
Come on, baby!
1151
01:21:33,489 --> 01:21:36,559
- Little more!
- Ahh!
1152
01:21:36,592 --> 01:21:38,594
Look out! No, no, no!
1153
01:21:42,465 --> 01:21:44,433
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1154
01:21:44,467 --> 01:21:45,568
Whoo!
1155
01:21:45,601 --> 01:21:47,103
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
1156
01:21:48,637 --> 01:21:51,274
Uh-oh.
1157
01:21:51,307 --> 01:21:52,641
Don't look back.
1158
01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:02,451
Go! Step on it!
1159
01:22:02,485 --> 01:22:04,954
Step on what? This thing
doesn't have a gas pedal!
1160
01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:11,060
Uh-oh.
1161
01:22:11,094 --> 01:22:13,662
Look who's not graduating.
1162
01:22:13,696 --> 01:22:16,265
Looks like Nick Burns finally got burned.
1163
01:22:18,101 --> 01:22:20,169
Excuse me. Sorry.
1164
01:22:38,087 --> 01:22:41,657
- Hold on!
- Oh, oh no.
1165
01:22:49,332 --> 01:22:52,268
- We're not going to make it!
- Look, we made it this far. Come on, Tyler!
1166
01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:58,374
We'll now present diplomas
to the graduating class
1167
01:22:58,407 --> 01:23:01,044
in alphabetical order.
1168
01:23:01,077 --> 01:23:02,345
First row.
1169
01:23:08,284 --> 01:23:11,720
Teresa Maria Aguilar.
1170
01:23:14,190 --> 01:23:15,491
Congratulations.
1171
01:23:17,593 --> 01:23:19,295
Ronald Aster.
1172
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:21,430
Ronald, congratulations.
1173
01:23:35,578 --> 01:23:38,047
We can't take another hit.
We've got to fight back.
1174
01:23:38,081 --> 01:23:40,283
- Then do it!
- There's only one problem.
1175
01:23:40,316 --> 01:23:42,518
- What?
- I don't know how!
1176
01:23:47,556 --> 01:23:50,326
Whoa!
1177
01:23:52,428 --> 01:23:55,064
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1178
01:23:55,731 --> 01:23:56,765
That's more like it.
1179
01:23:56,799 --> 01:23:59,235
I didn't do anything. The ship did.
1180
01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:23,526
Whoo! Yippee-ki-yay!
1181
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:26,429
Bad Bug went down! Whoo!
1182
01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:32,735
Nick? We're going down too.
1183
01:24:35,438 --> 01:24:38,307
Theodore Rexford Anderson.
1184
01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:43,679
Darryl Butler.
1185
01:24:43,712 --> 01:24:46,682
Oh... you forgot my son!
1186
01:24:48,684 --> 01:24:50,653
Darryl Butler.
1187
01:24:50,686 --> 01:24:53,756
No, you forgot Nick Burns!
1188
01:24:53,789 --> 01:24:58,127
I did not forget him, Mrs. Burns.
1189
01:24:58,161 --> 01:25:01,730
There's a little matter
of a senior science project?
1190
01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:04,733
Hold on, Tyler. Hold on, all right?
1191
01:25:09,505 --> 01:25:11,140
What's that?
1192
01:25:19,582 --> 01:25:21,317
Nick! Ahh!
1193
01:25:23,852 --> 01:25:25,154
Hold on, Tyler, hold on!
1194
01:26:02,925 --> 01:26:04,693
Nick?
1195
01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:08,731
Tyler?
1196
01:26:19,808 --> 01:26:20,809
Oh!
1197
01:26:57,045 --> 01:26:59,348
What sort of stunt is this?
1198
01:26:59,382 --> 01:27:01,417
This is no stunt, Principal Duddy.
1199
01:27:01,450 --> 01:27:04,787
This is my science project.
1200
01:27:07,856 --> 01:27:08,924
Hey, Mr. Hiddlebaum,
1201
01:27:08,957 --> 01:27:11,527
so this UFO was totally busted.
1202
01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:13,796
- And I fixed it.
- He really did.
1203
01:27:13,829 --> 01:27:17,333
We also saved the planet, by the way.
1204
01:27:17,366 --> 01:27:20,503
I was hoping that you could let
me count this as my science project?
1205
01:27:22,905 --> 01:27:23,905
Well...
1206
01:27:25,608 --> 01:27:28,344
I guess, I guess you pass.
1207
01:27:28,377 --> 01:27:31,514
Yes! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo!
1208
01:27:32,648 --> 01:27:34,650
Herman, my diploma.
1209
01:27:38,754 --> 01:27:39,888
Yes!
1210
01:27:39,922 --> 01:27:42,558
- Whoo, whoo-ooh!
- Oww!
1211
01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:55,871
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, Mom, we're fine.
1212
01:27:55,904 --> 01:27:58,607
I'm so sorry we worried you.
1213
01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:06,449
Whoo!
1214
01:28:10,853 --> 01:28:13,456
He gets his diploma? He gets the girl?
1215
01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:15,724
I'm losing it. I can't believe this!
1216
01:28:16,459 --> 01:28:17,526
Tyler...
1217
01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:19,595
Hi, Katie.
1218
01:28:19,628 --> 01:28:23,065
You. Me. Friday night. Movie.
1219
01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:26,635
OK.
1220
01:29:16,485 --> 01:29:18,454
Whoo!
1221
01:29:18,487 --> 01:29:20,989
Road test: Successful.
1222
01:29:21,023 --> 01:29:22,691
Seemed a little rocky to me.
1223
01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:25,394
Are you kidding me?
Dude, that sound rig is bumping.
1224
01:29:25,428 --> 01:29:28,564
♪ What you say
1225
01:29:28,597 --> 01:29:30,399
Forget the stereo. It didn't fly so well.
1226
01:29:30,433 --> 01:29:32,134
And that landing? Not our best.
1227
01:29:32,167 --> 01:29:34,737
It got us here, huh? And now
we got some rocking tunes!
1228
01:29:36,605 --> 01:29:39,775
Hmm? Come on. The beach is this way.
1229
01:29:39,808 --> 01:29:42,445
And guess who's waiting there to meet you?
1230
01:29:42,478 --> 01:29:43,779
Katie Wallace.
1231
01:29:43,812 --> 01:29:45,981
- What?
- Yeah, dude. I set you up, bro.
1232
01:29:46,014 --> 01:29:49,585
I told her you're going to be
here. She totally digs you, man.
1233
01:29:49,618 --> 01:29:51,420
Yeah, I kind of like her too, Nick,
1234
01:29:51,454 --> 01:29:54,089
- but I'm not...
- Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Don't be shy.
1235
01:29:54,122 --> 01:29:57,460
OK, since you became a Skyrunner
your body's not so scrawny anymore, bro.
1236
01:30:01,129 --> 01:30:02,965
Shall we take them now?
1237
01:30:05,501 --> 01:30:07,870
No. Not yet.
1238
01:30:10,072 --> 01:30:11,674
They think they're safe.
1239
01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:13,842
They think they eliminated all of us.
1240
01:30:16,579 --> 01:30:19,882
Won't they be surprised when
they learn how wrong they are.
1241
01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:35,698
♪ Little green men
1242
01:30:35,731 --> 01:30:38,567
♪ With antennas on their head ♪
1243
01:30:38,601 --> 01:30:42,070
♪ Real funky too cool
1244
01:30:46,241 --> 01:30:49,978
♪ I'll land on an open farm
1245
01:30:50,012 --> 01:30:53,949
♪ I'll dissect some cows
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♪ Then I'll leave a crop circle for fun ♪
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♪ While Dr. Dance'll bring in a Venus ♪
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♪ For my little green friends
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♪ With antennas on their head ♪
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♪ Real funky too cool
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♪ Little green men
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♪ With antennas on their head ♪
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♪ Real funky too cool ♪
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