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Excuse me, we're looking
for the deli counter.
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Certainly. Turn left at Lighting
and it's just past Ladies Wear.
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Nice one, ta.
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We should leave. People are giving
us some pretty dirty looks.
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No, we fit right in, man!
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Sure, we might not be cash rich,
but it's obvious we're classy guys.
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Here we go, the taster counter.
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Get stuck in, it's free.
Yep, really classy.
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If you load up,
you can taste a full meal.
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Can I help you, gentlemen?
We're just browsing, thanks.
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And eating.
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I'm browsing with my mouth.
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Just having a little taste -
try before you buy.
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And are you planning to buy
that chicken leg?
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Probably not now, to be honest.
We're sorry about this.
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No, we're not!
This is totally legit.
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For all this guy knows, we could be
mega-minted poshos in disguise.
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It would be a superb disguise.
Cheers.
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Take us to the bed section, my good
man. I want to try one of them.
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Mm-hm. Security!
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Agh.
This chair is like a torture device.
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I've asked Flavia for one
with back support so many times.
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At least you get a chair.
I have to stand still all day.
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Think you could stand a bit stiller?
Hard to score if you're jiggling.
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I don't want you to score!
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Come on! Getting balls in your jug
is the only fun part of my day.
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Stop it!
Calm down.
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I don't want them in my jug.
Open your mouth, then.
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Give him something to aim at.
I don't want your balls in my mouth!
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It might shut you up for once,
water boy.
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Sorry. He's been trying to get balls
in my jug all day. I don't care.
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Paper balls. Stop talking.
Water man.
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Boys, I'd like to introduce you to
Ramases, he's on work experience.
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Hey, guys. Cool office.
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I'm giving him a tour of the company,
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starting with the talking turds
in the copy room and working up.
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We should press on
before we catch worms.
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Could I stay and play
the jug game for a bit, please?
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No, we're going to the grain store.
Chop, chop!
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Have you thought about my request
for a chair with back support?
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I have, and if the problem persists,
I will take steps...
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It will - ..to hire a copier
with a stronger back.
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Right. I'm sure I'll manage, then.
Good-oh.
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It's so bloody demeaning.
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Even that gimpy work-experience kid
is treated better than us.
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You can say that again.
He's got a sedan chair, look! Hup!
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Oi, Ramases! It's Stylax and Marcus,
the talking turds.
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Oh, hey, guys.
Is this sedan chair yours?
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It's my dad's, actually.
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I sort of crashed my one
taking it off-road.
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Holy shit! I know, it was really
stupid and I've learned my lesson.
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My dad's one's way bigger, though,
if you guys need a lift.
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All right. Who's the flat-top?
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This is Ramases. He's Egyptian.
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Oh, right, yeah. Them the ones
with the pointy houses?
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Pyramids, yeah. Please, guys,
you can call me Rambo.
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I said Rambo could join us
for dinner tonight, eh, Grumio?
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Fine, yeah. There is no dinner.
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Right. First-class slaving.
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It's cool. I've got my dad's
charge card for the Emporium
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if you wanna run
and grab some stuff.
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Wicked. I mean,
I'd rather not run but...
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So take the sedan, if you like.
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Yeah.
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I do like.
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Excuse me.
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No, no, no, not you again. Shoo!
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Hop it. I will not allow you
to ravage our luxury foods.
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How about I buy 'em, then?
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Ptolemy Hachmenenet?
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Is the name of my master, yes.
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He sent me to fetch his scran.
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And I am absolutely delighted
you chose us, sir.
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Pray tell what your master is craving
and I will do my utmost to help.
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I thought you might.
Well, he mainly likes meat.
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Lovely. Shall I fetch a basket?
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Get a trolley, I would.
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I thought I'd cover
all the major food groups.
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So sorry about this, Rambo.
It's cool, man, it's Dad's money.
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He won't even notice.
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You ever had mice?
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We have, but more as
an infestation than a delicacy.
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So is Daddy properly loaded?
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Er...yeah, I guess so.
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He owns, like, a shipping company
and a sawmill thing
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and a marble...
whatever it's called - hole?
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Quarry?
Yeah!
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And the grain company.
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The grain company that we work for?
He owns that?
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Yeah.
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Well, I actually own it now.
He kind of gave it to me.
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Boom! Well done, Rambo.
Well, sort of.
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I'd much rather be working at the
shipping place, to be honest.
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But I sort of burnt my boats there
after the er...fire.
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So Dad moved me to grain,
which is obviously super lame!
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But at least I met you guys.
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Nice mice.
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The spoilt brat
has the whole company.
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When I was his age,
I didn't even have pubes.
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Really? You said he was 16?
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Yeah, I was a late starter.
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The point is, this kid can force
Flavia to get me a new chair.
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And fix the bogs, and oil
that very squeaky door.
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And lower the price of grain.
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Er...yeah, maybe. I mean -
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People are starving, Marcus.
I haven't eaten bread for weeks.
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I thought you were
on a wheat-free diet?
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Not by choice, dickhead.
I can't afford it.
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The grain companies
are fucking us in the arse,
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and expecting us to swallow it.
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Yeah, that does sound bad.
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It's a disgrace, and a little more
urgent than a squeaky door.
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You haven't heard it. It's like...
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Eee-whoo-whaaargh...
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But, yeah, ending starvation.
I'll add that to the list.
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Salve, Grumio.
All right, landlord.
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Obvious question -
why are you licking a bag?
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Oh, yeah, I got in a load of
posh nosh last night.
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The bag's still got salami juice
on it.
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Lovely, lovely.
Do you fancy a dab?
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No, I'll leave it for now, thanks.
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Oh, no, I've still got Rambo's card.
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Oh, yes!
I've still got Rambo's chuffing card!
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Yep, my master will like that.
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Your master must be
quite the foodie, sir.
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Oh, he's one of the foodiest fellas
you'll ever meet.
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What else is good here, then?
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Now, we are famed for our seafood.
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You what? See food?
What's 'see food'?
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Fruits de mer, sir - cockles,
whelks, crabs, mussels...
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Them shiny pebbles?
That's food, is it?
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They are something of a delicacy,
sir. Well, bung 'em in the bag.
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And give me one of them pies
with legs.
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No, no!
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Keep still! No, you're not
even supposed to be in here.
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Two points for straight in?
Wicked.
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And one point if it goes in
off the backboard. Backboard?
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Do you mean me?
What are we calling this game?
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How about...
'Get the ball in the jug'?
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Or 'Super juggy throw throw'? Or...
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Jugball?
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Yes, jugball!
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You're a genius! We should play
every day. Make it company policy.
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Right, yeah!
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Brilliant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would be brilliant.
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In fact, there are loads of
cool changes you could make
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now you're in charge, Rambo.
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We could have -
I dunno, comfy chairs,
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working toilets, non-squeak doors...
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What do you mean, 'in charge'?
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If you lower the price of grain,
people will buy more.
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Whoa, steady on, Professor. I don't
get any of that business-y shit.
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I said I'd leave all that to Flavia.
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He's just a dickless intern!
Flavia is out of touch.
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She just sits in her office
getting her nails done,
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while the staff get bad backs
and blocked-up bogs.
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Sorry, Prof. I promised my dad
I wouldn't rock the boat.
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I did that at the shipping company
and three people drowned.
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I should just keep my head down.
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Sorry... Do you own the company?
Big time.
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Right, well, in that case,
I will keep my jug still.
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Sorry for calling you dickless.
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Yes, congratulations, boss!
Great throw!
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From downtown for five points...
Interception! Turnover.
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Interception? Since when?
Just now. He shoots...
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He scores! That's eight-all.
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New ball, please, Prof.
Uh-huh, coming up.
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We should make it doubles!
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Then we'd have someone to pass to
and high-five! Yes, love it!
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Let's choose team-mates.
Who's sporty here?
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Everyone, who's good at sport?
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No! Whatever it is
that's happening out here, no!
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And why is water boy
strapped to a column?
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Water man. But, yes, I completely
agree. We're playing jugball.
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As I say, no. You're going to the
Legal Department, where I put you.
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Come on, it's eight-all.
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I'm sorry that this massive
grain company
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is getting in the way of
your cretinous game, shredder.
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It's not cretinous, it's brilliant!
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And if you actually cared
about this company,
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you'd give people squeakier chairs and
lower the price of toilets or whatever.
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Right, guys?
Yeah... Well, something like that.
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OK. Well, clearly,
someone's a little bit tired.
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So let's go and get
a nice glass of milk.
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I'm not tired! You're tired.
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You're tired and you're fired.
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Excuse me? You're firing me?
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That's right, Flave.
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It's time to make way for a guy who
knows what's really needed here.
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Ha! You don't even know
how to wipe your own bottom.
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Not me, the Professor.
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He's got ideas - big ones.
Isn't that right, Prof?
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Damn right, Rambo.
I see.
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In two days,
you'll be begging me to come back.
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Yeah?
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In two days,
you'll be begging us for change!
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On the streets!
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Yes, Prof! Rinser!
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Right, let's go jugball.
Everyone has to watch.
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Now, that's a good chair.
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Me tooth's all hurty.
It's one of my best ones and all.
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Maybe it's a wisdom tooth.
Unlikely Grumio'd have any of them.
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00:11:08,824 --> 00:11:10,786
Why are you dressed like an adult?
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Because I'm a big cheese, now, baby,
and don't you forget it.
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Don't you forget to lower the price
of grain, then.
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Yes, yes, on my list. Below fixing
the loos but above the squeaky door.
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You - we've gots to go. Hoots!
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Good morning, everyone.
My name is Marcus Gallo.
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I'm the new Head of HR.
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Under my watch, this company
is going to look after everyone -
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from the brainy boffins in Accounts,
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all the way down to
Lena the cleaner,
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starting today.
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Also starting today, guys,
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there's a big jugball tournament
here on the jugball court.
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Please come and watch Stylax and
his team-mate take on me and Urbo.
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Where'd you get him from?
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He works in Finance, I think.
Jove's sake, he's like a tree!
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00:11:52,869 --> 00:11:54,871
Hence why he moved me up here.
What?
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You can't change the rules
just cos you found a tree man.
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You have to check with me first.
No, it's my sport. I invented it.
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I've been playing it for ages!
It's my sport.
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Is this still the meeting?
No, ignore that.
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Basically, my point was...
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Hello, I'm Marcus.
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I'm gonna do some really good stuff
around here for you. So...
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Like what?
Like, well...
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give you comfier chairs
and unblock the toilets...
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and oil that squeaky door.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yes, exactly.
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For too long, this company has put
profits above people.
233
00:12:32,108 --> 00:12:33,269
Yeah.
234
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:37,753
If there's anything you need at any
point, just ask and I will deliver.
235
00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:39,795
Thank you very much.
236
00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:43,560
Could I go and find a big man
for my jugball side, please?
237
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:47,163
Yeah. Not exactly what I had in
mind, but OK, fine. Wicked, thanks.
238
00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:56,453
It's terrible! I can't eat anything.
239
00:12:56,493 --> 00:12:58,654
You don't know any dentists, do you?
240
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:02,899
Davus here could extract the bad
tooth, if you want. What, really?
241
00:13:02,939 --> 00:13:06,662
Is he a dentist, then? Well,
he's a dentish. He's got a hammer.
242
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,465
Davus?
Yeah?
243
00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:12,789
Smash out Grumio's bad tooth. Of
course, boss. Just give it a wipe.
244
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,391
Very good. Very medical.
245
00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:17,033
All right, fella.
Just lean back for me there.
246
00:13:17,954 --> 00:13:20,556
Do you not want to know
which tooth it is first?
247
00:13:21,398 --> 00:13:22,959
Yeah, go on, then, mate.
248
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,041
It's that wonky one there.
249
00:13:25,081 --> 00:13:26,724
I'll sort of aim in that ballpark.
250
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,605
Stay still for me.
251
00:13:29,246 --> 00:13:31,167
I-I might leave it, actually.
252
00:13:31,207 --> 00:13:32,849
Yeah, probably for the best.
253
00:13:36,813 --> 00:13:38,214
No, I don't like it!
254
00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:44,580
Everyone's loving it
under the new boss, man.
255
00:13:44,622 --> 00:13:46,503
I've heard several people
call you 'nice'
256
00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:48,906
and one woman even say 'fairly hot'.
257
00:13:48,945 --> 00:13:52,750
Well, if you listen to what people
need, they will thank you for it.
258
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:56,153
Thanks for letting me get my new
partner, by the way, Big Paulus.
259
00:13:56,192 --> 00:13:58,474
Good, isn't he?
Well, he's tall, yeah.
260
00:13:58,515 --> 00:14:00,758
Which is what it's all about
now we've raised the jug
261
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,880
and swapped the papyrus for apples.
262
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,922
Bitey-bitey, eyes shut tighty!
263
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:10,126
Oh, my Jove!
Where did you get him from?
264
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,169
I just saw him guarding
the grain store.
265
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,851
I was, like,
'Big boy, you're coming with me!'
266
00:14:14,892 --> 00:14:16,733
And I'm killing Rambo thanks to you.
267
00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:18,134
You are welcome.
268
00:14:19,095 --> 00:14:21,898
Hang on...so who's guarding
the grain store now?
269
00:14:21,939 --> 00:14:24,662
Oh, yeah, no... no one.
270
00:14:31,949 --> 00:14:33,310
Oh, shit!
271
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,472
Stop!
272
00:14:35,872 --> 00:14:37,795
Stop! Stop it!
273
00:14:41,078 --> 00:14:42,919
Oi! Oi!
274
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,204
Well, well, well.
275
00:14:47,243 --> 00:14:48,486
The Professor.
276
00:14:48,525 --> 00:14:50,608
What brings you out here, then?
277
00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:53,770
Oh, just concluding...
you know, a big sale.
278
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:57,335
Pleasure doing business with you!
Uh-huh?
279
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,776
How much did they steal?
Not much.
280
00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:02,700
A bit, yeah. Quite a lot, actually.
281
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:04,702
It's fine, though. I can handle it.
282
00:15:04,742 --> 00:15:06,303
Of course you can.
283
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,986
If you'll excuse me,
I've just bought darling little Rex.
284
00:15:09,025 --> 00:15:11,308
I've got a busy day of stroking
ahead of me.
285
00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:14,671
Out of interest,
what would you do if you were me?
286
00:15:14,712 --> 00:15:16,953
Some kind of nose job, I imagine.
287
00:15:16,994 --> 00:15:18,955
About the burglary.
288
00:15:18,996 --> 00:15:22,399
That's easy - make a few cutbacks,
fire some of the fat ones.
289
00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:26,644
And if you're very low on grain,
you're gonna have to raise the price.
290
00:15:26,683 --> 00:15:28,565
Right, yeah. That's not an option.
291
00:15:28,606 --> 00:15:31,129
So maybe get fired
and buy a puppy, then.
292
00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:33,091
Really working for me.
293
00:15:37,615 --> 00:15:40,937
Which style of cuisine would your
master most favour today, sir?
294
00:15:40,977 --> 00:15:44,662
He's still keen on the seafood
but he's after something...soft.
295
00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:46,024
Soft, sir?
296
00:15:46,063 --> 00:15:48,585
He's a busy man, he don't want
to waste time chewing.
297
00:15:48,626 --> 00:15:50,628
I understand completely.
298
00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:52,709
I would suggest caviar.
299
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,992
Caviar, what?
They're fish eggs.
300
00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:57,115
Soft as silk but terrifically tasty.
301
00:15:57,635 --> 00:15:59,836
Fish eggs?
Mm-hm.
302
00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:02,319
Fish eggs?
Mm-hm.
303
00:16:03,401 --> 00:16:04,762
Fish eggs?
304
00:16:10,768 --> 00:16:12,770
Now that, my friend, is scrummy.
305
00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:17,254
Hello again.
306
00:16:17,295 --> 00:16:19,818
Just to say,
despite what I said earlier,
307
00:16:19,857 --> 00:16:22,099
we sadly had a burglary
this afternoon,
308
00:16:22,139 --> 00:16:23,981
so now have to make a few cutbacks.
309
00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:25,742
Fixing the toilets
will have to wait.
310
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,624
Typical!
It is typical.
311
00:16:27,665 --> 00:16:30,267
It's typical of one or two
antisocial grain thieves
312
00:16:30,308 --> 00:16:31,749
who ruin it for everyone.
313
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:35,834
It's your fault for moving Big Paulus
up here to play their stupid jug game.
314
00:16:35,873 --> 00:16:37,354
Shut up. It's a great game.
315
00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:39,918
Either way,
we also can't afford new chairs.
316
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,599
Oh, classic!
317
00:16:41,638 --> 00:16:44,241
You say you're one of us
but you're just another lying exec
318
00:16:44,281 --> 00:16:46,925
looking after your mates.
I, for one, won't stand for it.
319
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,886
Right, OK.
320
00:16:48,927 --> 00:16:51,930
Anyone else won't stand for it? Raise
your hand if you won't stand for it.
321
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,045
That is good to know
because we do need to
322
00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:57,215
make some redundancies,
so you're all fired.
323
00:16:57,254 --> 00:16:59,738
What? I was stretching!
I will stand for it.
324
00:16:59,777 --> 00:17:02,259
We need to reduce spending
pretty urgently.
325
00:17:02,299 --> 00:17:04,862
I'm afraid it's a case of
'no pain, no grain'.
326
00:17:04,903 --> 00:17:08,305
Yeah, Prof, the company bought this
gold jug for the tournament later.
327
00:17:08,345 --> 00:17:11,068
Mm-hm. So we'll need
a bit more pain, then.
328
00:17:11,108 --> 00:17:12,390
Sorry.
329
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,632
Let's lose...
the guy with the monobrow
330
00:17:14,673 --> 00:17:16,675
and Lena the cleaner.
331
00:17:16,715 --> 00:17:18,275
What? You can't fire Lena!
332
00:17:18,315 --> 00:17:21,720
Why are you still here? End of
meeting, everyone back to work.
333
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,162
Apart from those who've been sacked.
You have to go.
334
00:17:24,202 --> 00:17:26,204
Now.
335
00:17:30,489 --> 00:17:32,491
Not even fixed the squeaky door!
336
00:17:41,098 --> 00:17:43,661
Mmm, fish eggs. Cor.
337
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:53,551
Workers united
will never be defeated!
338
00:17:53,591 --> 00:17:57,555
The workers united
will never be defeated!
339
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,318
Oh, no, please!
340
00:18:02,441 --> 00:18:03,962
I'm a worker too!
341
00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:05,683
I'm working very hard here!
342
00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:08,046
Lena's worked here for 45 years.
343
00:18:08,085 --> 00:18:10,008
So she probably needs a rest, then!
344
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,370
Give us back our jobs, you arsehole.
345
00:18:12,410 --> 00:18:14,171
Not now you all hate me.
346
00:18:14,212 --> 00:18:17,736
The workers united
will never be defeated!
347
00:18:17,776 --> 00:18:20,097
..cheaper grain.
When do we want it? Now!
348
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:23,941
What do we want? Cheaper grain!
When do we want it? Now!
349
00:18:23,982 --> 00:18:26,184
Delphine? What are you doing here?
350
00:18:26,225 --> 00:18:28,227
What are you doing here, Marcus?
351
00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:30,989
You said you'd cut grain prices
and then you raised them!
352
00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:34,352
I had to! Can you not protest
against me, please?
353
00:18:34,392 --> 00:18:35,607
Why would you do that?
354
00:18:35,807 --> 00:18:38,956
Because he's looking after
himself and his cronies, love.
355
00:18:38,997 --> 00:18:41,439
Mate, I'm trying to have a
conversation with my girlfriend.
356
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,482
You go out with this arsehole?
357
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,764
I do, yes.
And stop calling me that!
358
00:18:45,804 --> 00:18:48,686
You could do a lot better!
Thank you. Shut up, please.
359
00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:51,689
I'd dump him.
Dump him! Dump him!
360
00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:54,053
Dump him! Dump him!
361
00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:55,733
Dump him!
362
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,780
I mean, this is not how I thought
today would go. Yeah.
363
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,221
Welcome to my world.
364
00:19:03,262 --> 00:19:05,264
OK, let's go, Team Rambo.
365
00:19:05,864 --> 00:19:07,066
Hit it, girls.
366
00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:08,507
# Rambo, Rambo, he's our man
367
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,989
# If he can't do it, no one can!
368
00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:12,710
What? Why don't I have girls?
369
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,514
I invented the game, I get the
cheerleaders. That's the rules.
370
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:19,078
Prof, I meant to say, I gave them all
jobs in marketing. Hope that's cool.
371
00:19:19,118 --> 00:19:20,478
Uh-huh.
372
00:19:20,519 --> 00:19:22,160
You three are fired, in that case.
373
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,202
We can't afford you any more.
374
00:19:26,605 --> 00:19:28,646
Er...has it started yet?
375
00:19:28,686 --> 00:19:30,688
Not yet, G-Man, you're just in time.
376
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:31,930
Yo, Rambo.
377
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:34,652
Looks like I got a cheerleader
of my own.
378
00:19:34,692 --> 00:19:37,455
Please don't employ him.
Give us a chant, G-Man.
379
00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:40,418
# Come on, Stylax, you can do it
380
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,381
# Stick that ball in the bastard jug
381
00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:43,661
Not bad.
382
00:19:51,911 --> 00:19:53,671
# Rambo!
383
00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:01,881
Paulus!
384
00:20:10,729 --> 00:20:12,691
Rambo!
Agh!
385
00:20:14,773 --> 00:20:16,534
OK. 53-all.
386
00:20:16,575 --> 00:20:18,056
Next point wins.
387
00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:19,457
Urbo!
388
00:20:22,902 --> 00:20:24,183
Yes, Paulus!
389
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:26,264
Bitey-bitey, eyes shut tighty!
390
00:20:36,274 --> 00:20:37,917
Oh. Hi, Dad.
391
00:20:37,957 --> 00:20:40,119
Don't you 'hi, Dad' me,
you little prick.
392
00:20:40,159 --> 00:20:43,281
What did I say? What's
the one thing I told you to do?
393
00:20:43,321 --> 00:20:46,565
Floss? Keep your nut down!
I did!
394
00:20:46,606 --> 00:20:48,246
So why, for Sphinx's sakes,
395
00:20:48,286 --> 00:20:51,651
is there not one, but two protests
going on outside that door?
396
00:20:51,691 --> 00:20:54,373
The Professor did that, not me.
Well, hang on...
397
00:20:54,414 --> 00:20:58,056
And why are you chucking apples at
some geezer strapped to a column?
398
00:20:58,096 --> 00:21:00,660
Aurelius. Great to meet you, sir.
Love the beard.
399
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,703
It's jugball. It's...
He invented it, it was all him.
400
00:21:03,742 --> 00:21:05,465
Finally, he admits it!
401
00:21:05,504 --> 00:21:07,186
I couldn't give a pharaoh's fat one.
402
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:10,589
I've only come here cos I've been
contacted by the bloody Emporium.
403
00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:15,475
You've spent 15,420 dinaris,
and mostly on caviar.
404
00:21:15,514 --> 00:21:17,397
That wasn't me, I promise.
Right.
405
00:21:17,437 --> 00:21:20,038
Tutankhamen,
give me the bleeding card back.
406
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:23,483
I don't know where it is. I haven't
seen it since I gave it to...
407
00:21:25,445 --> 00:21:27,125
Oh, brilliant.
408
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,131
Have you got my card, boy?
409
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,174
Mm, yeah.
410
00:21:35,774 --> 00:21:37,737
Give it back, then, fuck face.
411
00:21:37,776 --> 00:21:39,538
I'd rather not, to be honest.
412
00:21:39,578 --> 00:21:41,261
Give it to me.
413
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,382
Let it go. Let it go.
414
00:21:44,863 --> 00:21:46,585
Thank you.
415
00:21:47,467 --> 00:21:50,909
Now, you, my palm, your arse, now.
Move it!
416
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,514
I'll eat you alive, I'm telling you.
417
00:21:55,634 --> 00:21:57,036
Oh, bull's-eye.
418
00:21:57,075 --> 00:21:59,878
Me tooth!
He's knocked out me hurty tooth!
419
00:22:05,965 --> 00:22:07,967
Well, I couldn't say no.
420
00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:11,650
Ptolemy made me
an absurdly generous offer.
421
00:22:11,691 --> 00:22:13,733
What about that puppy
you were carrying around?
422
00:22:13,773 --> 00:22:15,654
Oh, I put him down - in every sense.
423
00:22:15,695 --> 00:22:19,779
That little dirt dispenser
shat all over my mosaic.
424
00:22:19,818 --> 00:22:21,781
And Rambo, was he put down?
425
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:23,182
Sadly not.
426
00:22:23,223 --> 00:22:25,344
He's now managing
the family vineyard,
427
00:22:25,384 --> 00:22:29,188
which sounds like a monumentally
stupid idea to me, but there you go.
428
00:22:29,229 --> 00:22:31,830
Hm...and how about us?
429
00:22:31,870 --> 00:22:33,872
Are there still jobs for us here?
430
00:22:33,913 --> 00:22:37,636
Oh, yes.
I've got some 'big jobs' for you.
431
00:22:42,401 --> 00:22:43,923
Quick game of spongebucket?
432
00:22:44,924 --> 00:22:46,246
Yeah, go on, then.
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