All language subtitles for Knight Squad s02e08 Two Wrongs Dont Make a Knight

Squad, in this exercise, you must
eliminate your opponent by using your

balls to knock them to the ground in a
game I invented called Dodgeball.

Isn't Dodgeball already a game? Mine's
better!

The squad in first place after this
competition will receive a brand new

invisibility shield!

Where is it?

Hmm. I don't know. It was here a second
ago.

There it is.

Watch this.

Look at it.

I know you can't really look at it
because it's invisible, but trust me,

it's pretty cool.

If we had that shield, there'd be no
stopping us from winning every quest and

becoming nice.

And we could use it to turn invisible
when we want to pick a wedgie.

We gotta win, bro.

which squad is currently in first place?
That would be Phoenix Squad. I'm

surprised you didn't know. Oh, I did. I
just wanted Sage to hear it.

Oh, I heard it. So hear this.

Don't you... My bestie.

She can... Whoever she wants to... Okay.

The last person standing with their
battle ball wins for their squad.

Everybody, let's...

Take that, Colin, or should I say foam?

Heck yes.

Uh -oh, stage.

Two against one.

Kraken's are victorious.

Victory, ha!

Let's see who's in first place and will
receive the invisibility shield.

Oh, it's a tie between Thing Squad and
Kraken Squad.

But there is no tying on the
battlefield, which means there's no

night school.

To determine top squad, we'll have a
tiebreaker.

I'll just consult the teacher's
handbook.

It's missing.

What's this?

Whatever you need, I got it. Do you have
my handbook? I don't got it.

Someone must have stolen it.

Don't look at me. The only thing I've
ever stolen from Sir Gareth is this mini

Zen garden.

the rules of night school, including how
to settle a tie.

We could always settle this with a good
old -fashioned sing -off.

Better warm up first.

No!

I don't know what the tiebreaker is, but
it's definitely not that.

I know, sir. I read the handbook in your
private bathroom one day.

You have a private bathroom?

Not important. Go on. is.

The book says tiebreakers are settled
with a whip contest.

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's right.

I need you to find that handbook.

Whoa. It finally happened. I got my
first quest.

Sure. Whatever gets those little legs
running.

Sage, Ciara, since you are the top
students, you will be representing your

in the whip contest.

You'll have a week to train before
facing off to see who can hit more

Good luck.

We've got to win that shield.

Any chance you've used a whip before?

No, but, hey, it kind of looks like a
jump rope.

Have you ever used a jump rope before?

No.

It's okay. I'll bet Sage has never used
a whip before either.

Never mind.

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess whose father won't let
her become a knight.

I use a magic ring and secretly train as
Ciara.

Yes! And I'm Ark, a charming thief who
has the same dream. I'm destined to

become a knight. But people from outside
the kingdom aren't allowed in knight

school. So I'm pretending I belong here.

Now we protect each other's secrets. So
we can achieve our dream of becoming

knights.

Sage mastered the whip just in time for
the tiebreaker?

I don't think that's a coincidence.

She must have stolen Sir Gareth's
handbook and found out about the

rule. She's just been waiting for an
opportunity to whip our butt.

Literally.

Hey, fourth sniffers.

Okay, we may be fourth sniffers, but at
least we're not thieves.

We know you stole Sir Gareth's handbook.

It's why you know how to whip it.

Whip it good.

I didn't steal anything.

Besides... Where is your proof?

Our proof is your book -stealing fate.

Burn!

Look, it's not my fault being awesome
worked out for me.

Buttercup, let's go.

Burn!

That's not how that works.

So Sage has an unfair advantage.

I mean, for all we know, you could be a
natural with the whip. Yeah.

I mean, start with a big target, like
the candy cart.

Aim for that jar full of black licorice.

It's growth. It needs to die.

Here we go.

Oh, no.

I broke my dad's favorite card.

Well, at least Paige didn't see that.

Oh, I totally thought.

It's okay.

When I win the invisibility shield, you
won't have to see me making fun of you.

We can't let Sage get away with this.

If I train really hard, I can get to
Sage's level by the end of the week.

But Sage will be training, too.

You'll have to get better at a faster
rate.

Uh, this sounds like a math problem, and
they do not end well for me.

Oh.

Oh, Rupes!

Where does it hurt?

My butt cheeks, Your Majesty.

Don't worry. I will get you the best
butt...

Doctor in the land.

Your dad needs a new guard. We need to
distract Sage.

If we make her the new guard, she won't
have any time to practice.

I am good at math.

It's not really math, but it's still
impressive.

Sage is a guard.

It might be a hard sell.

You know, because Sage is so... Yeah,
but the princess can convince her dad of

anything. Right, princess?

I did get him to buy me those glitter
ponies last week.

Loved riding them. But I'm still finding
glitter in weird places.

stole the book but i know she's innocent
sure she's done some bad

I want to, but I have no one to bring me
my looking for a new guard crown.

This is my standing on the balcony
looking cool crown.

I just can't.

Oh, hey, look, night school students.

Let's listen in on their conversation.

Oh, wow.

Sage sure is noble slash great.

True. She makes me feel safe and not at
all like I want to cry.

Oh, if I had to use one word to describe
Sage, it's...

Should be a guard.

Those night school students sure like
that sage.

Oh, look, here she comes now.

Your Majesty, I received a letter saying
you wanted to see me.

Oh, is Buttercup stuck in the droppers
again?

I don't remember sending a letter, but
you know what? I just heard some people

say that you would make a great royal
guard.

What a perfectly executed coincidence.

You want me to be a guard?

It's only temporary, just until my old
guard Rufus fills up. The doctor's

he now has two butt cracks.

I saw his wipeout. I'm sorry for my
classmate Tiara. She can't do anything

right. I heard she does tons of things
right.

No, she's a big, giant loser.

Anyways, Dad, what do you say?

You're hired.

In fact, I'll give you an even more
important role.

Guarding the most valuable thing in my
life.

The princess.

What? Why do I need a bodyguard?

Well, I can't take any chances with this
Ciara menace on the loose.

All right, hold up. Let me check the
perimeter.

Uh, steer clear of that weapons cart
full of pointy things.

Crypan with a big mug of hot cocoa.

And look out for the clumsy Cunninghams.

Beat it, Cunninghams!

Wow.

Nothing gets past you.

I really wish it did.

Tonight's job is to serve their kingdom,
and I want to be a knight.

So as long as I am your guard, you have
nothing to be afraid of.

You know what I'm afraid of?

Monsters. Can you check under my bed?

But it's daytime. That's when they get
you.

I wanted to talk to you sooner, but Sage
never leaves my side.

I wouldn't either.

I'm starting to think I'm not over the
princess.

The thing, if you can't practice, we'll
lose the tiebreaker and the invisibility

shield. Unless you can use Sage to your
advantage.

Maybe you could ask her to teach you
some whip moves.

Then I can use those moves and the
tiebreaker to crush Captain Meanface.

That's what I call Sage.

Oh, I see it. Clever. She does have a
mean face.

Wait, isn't it wrong to steal Sage's
moves?

But she already did something wrong when
she stole that handbook. We were

allowed to be wrong back.

That's just science.

Princess, watch out!

You're surrounded by dum -dums.

You are great with that whip.

Would you be willing to teach me some
moves?

Why would you need to learn how to use a
whip?

In case I need to protect myself from
someone horrible.

You know, like that menaced Ciara.

Oh, say no more. She's a wart on the
nose of the kingdom.

Oh, true.

Hello, Phoenix Squad.

What's going on?

There's only one chair.

My partner said six!

It's pretty obvious who stole Sir
Derek's handbook.

Yeah, same.

What are those papers for?

For this!

I thought you were going to be the good
cop and I was going to be the bad cop. I

decided on bad cop, butter cop, and
butter cop hate paper.

All right, Prudy and Warwick are too
goody -goody to steal anything.

It's true. The only thing we steal is
the show.

Five, six, seven, eight. What about you,
Ark?

You're a real dirtbag.

If I were going to steal, would I really
pick a book?

That checks out. You're free to go.

Princess, remember what I taught you.

Deep breath, visualize, and release the
rage!

Nice job.

You know, I never thought we'd get along
this well. I figured you'd be too fancy

-schmancy for me.

Turns out you're just the right amount
of schmancy.

I didn't think we'd get along this well
either.

You just seem so, um, tough, scary, both
likely to cut you.

Yes, yes, and please don't cut me.

I just have to be this way because I
have a reputation to keep up.

Sometimes I wish I could just relax and
get all dressed up like you.

Really? Because I can make that happen.

So, Your Highness, how do I look?

Royally adorbs, and it's kind of blowing
my mind.

Mine too.

And you know, this dress is so great for
hiding all my throwing knives.

And now that Rufus is back, I guess
he'll be going back to night school.

Yep, and hang out with buttheads like
Ciara.

What is your problem with me?

Is what that butthead would say if she
were here.

She thinks I stole her teacher's
handbook. But I didn't steal anything. I

learned the web as part of my extra
training.

You really didn't steal the handbook?

No. I want my squad to win and become
nice, so I put in the work.

I've been mastering a weapon a week
since I was a kid.

Wow.

You work really hard.

And you must have been a very scary
toddler.

No, the hardest part about being me is
that even when I do something good,

people still think I'm bad.

That's really unfair.

People judging you and calling you
Captain Mean Faith.

I never said anyone called me that.

Oh, right.

Nobody said that.

Because if they had, they'd be totally
wrong about you and Phil.

Pretty bad right now.

Guys, I have good news. My whip training
paid off and I am awesome now.

I knew we could count on the princess.

But I don't think Sage is as bad as we
thought.

I knew you'd let us out the armor.

Here's the thing.

Sage opened up to the princess and said
she didn't steal Sir Gareth's handbook.

I kind of feel bad for tricking her.

What are you talking about?

Maybe I should let her win the
tiebreaker.

Did you accidentally whip yourself in
the head?

Wait.

When Sage opened up, was she really sad
and sensitive

and made you see her in a new light?

Yeah, how'd you know?

Because that's what crafty, conniving
people do when they pretend to be

innocent.

I do it all the time.

Sage has been doing tricky stuff to hurt
our squad from day one.

I know, but this time she was different.

There were dresses and we had fun. It
was very confusing.

You need to choose.

Help your squad get the invisibility
shield or help Sage who has always been

enemy.

I guess I gotta do what's right for the
squad. I can't let us lose first place.

There's the Ciara I know and love.

I am sorry I accused you of whipping
yourself in the head.

Oh, I did.

Multiple times.

Buttercup, when I tell the grads I
failed my first quest, it's gonna break

artificial heart.

Fizz, knights don't accept failure.

Well, I'm not a knight.

But you want to be one, don't you?

Don't you?

I used Sir Garrett's bathroom to read
his handbook.

That's it.

I'm about to crack this case.

And I'm about to crack my knuckles.

Let's go.

Okay, I'm ready. I'm so excited to see
all your moves. Oh, me too.

The swirly one, the swirly one, the loop
-de -loop.

Okay, it's possible I made up the names.

They sounded real to me, bro.

Sage and Ciara will travel from station
to station, destroying targets with

their whip.

The first to complete the course wins
the invisibility shield.

On your marks, get set, whip it!

Oh! The dishes are done, man!

But can they hit their next target?

Which is cans.

Hey, how'd you get so good this fast?

Not sure, but definitely didn't steal...
any moves.

Just like I didn't steal that handbook.

Not that you'd ever believe me.

Oh! Oh -ho!

That was fantastic!

What a pair!

Speaking of pairs, that's our next
target.

Oh! Ciara split her pair to take the
lead.

If they shouldn't hit hers, she could
really blow it. Just like I had to blow

the balloons at our next target.

Ciara, what are you doing?

Oh, no.

All those whips to the head are making
me see things.

I'm your conscience.

And we both know using Sage's moves
isn't right.

But you heard our squad.

They think Sage is lying.

Our squad wasn't there when Sage opened
up.

We didn't know she had actual feelings.

True, but...

Sage wins, she'll get the invisibility
shield. And that'll hurt my actual

feelings.

Either way, you know Sage didn't do it.

Which means you're doing the wrong
thing.

Not her.

You're right.

Of course I'm right, I'm you.

Thanks, me.

Anytime, me.

Sage hit all the targets.

She wins.

Oh, no, no, no. I don't do hugs.

All right, one time.

I was right. I don't do hugs.

What happened out there?

I realized I really do believe Sage.

She deserved to win.

I can barely look at you. Just turn into
the princess.

Please.

Look, I think it's pretty clear Sage is
guilty.

I found the handbook. So Sage didn't
steal it. Like I said, I think it's

clear Sage is innocent.

Sorry we doubted you, Ciara.

I'm sorry I left my mom's dishes in the
training yard.

So tell me, Fizz, who was the dirty
thief?

You. I beg your pardon.

You left the book in the king's
bathroom, remember?

You snuck in there after you clogged
your toilet.

Yeah, I remember telling you not to tell
anyone.

Fizz, congratulations on completing your
first quest.

Nope, still a janitor.

Congratulations, Sage.

I'm sorry we accused you of taking the
book.

Well, that's nice.

But I'm still going to use my new
invisibility shield to make sure Kraken

becomes nice.

Sir Gareth, where is it?

Well, I don't know.

That's the thing with invisibility
shields.

They're invisible.