All language subtitles for Knight Squad s01e07 A Knights Tail

Welcome to the Astorian Fish Gut Grab.

Every year I bring good luck to our
fishing season by searching for a worm

tub of disgusting fish guts.

Oh, that's why it smells like an ocean's
butt.

The king always pukes before he finds
the worm. It's hilarious.

I'm sure you're all eager to watch me
barf.

But it doesn't matter what you want. I'm
the king.

So I'll be digging a gummy worm out of
pudding instead.

No puking?

Of course this happens the year I show
up. Take these guts away and fetch my

pudding tub.

If he's not heaving, this giant's
leaving.

Me too. The new combat cards are coming
out today at the Tasty Trunk. Combat

cards? The last time you guys played
that game, you got into a huge fight.

Yeah, I heard about that. The back of
the castle still has a Warwick -shaped

hole.

My bone pills, and so did our
friendship.

See, our mistake was playing against
each other, so we agreed to never do

again. More than agreed, we made a
Phoenix swear.

Phoenix swear!

Swear, swear, swear.

Can you Phoenix swear never to do that
again?

Come on, friend.

Let's go enjoy an afternoon destroying
other people.

Oh, we could take the shortcut through
the war -shaped hall.

Ah, the pudding has arrived.

Behold the sweet and delicious rice
pudding.

That's like the fish guts of pudding.

Princess, I need you to dig through this
yucky pudding.

I can't put my hands in that pudding. Of
course not. You need a pudding straw.

If I dig through that slimy stuff, I
could lose my pixie ring.

Ark, that cannot happen.

Are you asking me to hold your magic
ring? Because, uh, yeah.

Princess!

Oh, no.

It's happening.

What is wrong with you people?

There's no time to explain, but whatever
you do, don't use the ring.

Got it? Got it. Just go.

Well, well, well.

What do we have? Don't even think about
it.

You don't know me.

She knows me.

match for Jenny the Giant's hammer
smash.

Oh, come on!

Get it together, Jenny!

All right, Mermaid, say hello to Willie
the Wimp.

Lousy cards lose every time. I hear you.

I'm going to shuffle the snot out of
you.

Welcome, nerds.

I know you're all here for the release
of the newest line of combat cards, but

we have a very special surprise.

One of these packs contains the
exclusive, unbeatable, two -handed Sir

Gareth card.

Back in the day, I used one hand for
slaying dragons and one hand for

off the ladies.

An unbeatable combat card?

Pretty, if one of us gets that, we can
actually win.

Oh, man, I just know we're gonna get it.

I got it!

Look, it's Sargeras before life broke
him.

And... before Tammy the Titan yanks his
hair out.

It took me ten years to grow it, and it
took her ten seconds to rip it from my

scalp.

Buttercup, can I please hold the card?

No.

You cannot hold anything.

You'll get your loser juice all over it.

What about me?

You are even juicier.

Did you see that? Yeah.

Prudence got a new vest. It's adorable.

No. Prudence and Warwick can't keep
their eyes off this card.

You think so?

Don't you remember the last time those
two played each other in combat cards?

No, but I remember to not look up when
it's raining so water doesn't get up my

nose.

They got into a massive fight.

We can use this car to get them fighting
again and split the phoenix squad

apart. Aw!

No, no, it's a good thing.

Oh, yay!

I can't find the worm!

And this pudding's so warm and chunky!

I see why this is so funny now.

ring, Ciara will be mad. But if you
don't press the ring, you'll never know

awesome thing you could turn into.

I say, isn't it obvious, you silly
bloke?

Whoa, the ring's so powerful, it gave my
imagination a fancy accent.

Oh, indeedly do.

Now, if the ring turns the princess into
Ciara, it'll turn me into a prince.

Oh, that's using your being old boy now.
Push that ring like a boss.

You really think I should do it, your
handsome highness?

Yeah. How could listening to me go
wrong? I'm imaginary.

Okay. I'm gonna do it.

What the heck?

I'm a monster.

Very funny ring.

Now it's time to prince it up.

The ring's not working?

who knows your secret and has a tail?

You used the ring?

How could you be so selfish?

I asked you to do one thing for me. I
know.

Then I did something for me instead.

The ring has a security feature. If
anyone besides me uses it, it stops

and turns them into a... I want to say
monkey pig?

Why didn't you tell me this would
happen?

Remember when I told you I didn't have
time to explain?

That's the part I... I didn't have time
to explain!

Oh, so this is your fault.

Without the ring, I can't become Ciara.

I'll never be able to go to night school
again.

Uh, hello?

Slightly worse problem.

My ring came from the Pixie Crystal
River.

Maybe someone there can help. I know how
to get there. I passed through on my

way from Seagate.

Oh, no, I'm oinking.

Let's get to the river. Maybe someone
can fix my ring.

Uh, and fix me?

Yeah, sure, if we have time.

Whoa, the Sir Gareth combat card.

Buttercup, you let her hold it?

We're using it to get you two to fight.
Fight your way out of the slump you're

in.

That's probably what I meant to say.

So Buttercup asked me to decide which
one of you to give this card to. I'll

it.

Ooh, so hard.

Give it to me. Or better yet, give it to
me.

Wait a second.

We made a phoenix swear not to fight
each other.

Yeah, you're right.

Ooh, a phoenix swear?

That sounds super unbreakable.

I guess I'll have to find a different
home for this little guy, since none of

you will ever, ever, ever want it.

Let's get out of here.

Our phoenix swear is more important than
some amazing, life -changing car.

I mean, who needs that card when I can
have nothing instead?

It's beautiful.

My tail?

Yeah, I'm starting to think so, too.

Okay. We have to convince the Pixie
Queen to help us or we're stuck like

forever.

Greetings,

human travelers.

Oops. Hold on.

Oh, my stars and moonbeams.

Welcome to the Pixie Crystal River.

Astorian princess.

Pixie's people.

Who's my little monkey pig? Oh, you are.

Pixie Queen, we've come to beg for your
help. There's no begging here. We only

accept smiles, hugs, and laughter.

Thank you. This

selfish flea bag broke my ring. Hey, I
do not have fleas.

Dang it, I have fleas.

Once I repair your rings, Crystal,
you'll be as pretty as a princess.

And you?

Well, miracles happen.

Your Highness, Ark and I are so
grateful.

Did you just call him Ark?

I heard Horatio.

Horatio, the handsome and loyal pet.

You know him?

Oh, I know him all right.

Ark, you mess with the pixies, you get
the sparkles.

You know, a regular person would have
said, I know the pixie queen, she hates

me.

I know the pixie queen, she hates me.
Too late.

These sparkles sting.

What exactly did you do to anger the
sweetest creature in the universe?

Oh, my gosh. You're so nice.

I'll tell you what he did.

When Art came here, we fed him our
entire crop of tiny raspberries.

It was one symbol.

How did I know it took three years to
grow?

In return for his feast, he promised to
bring back a champion strong enough to

lift a log that...

Well, in my defense, I found an ogre and
was going to ask him. But he was headed

to night school, so I forgot about you
and decided to follow my dreams.

Is this helping?

Yes, it is helping.

Helping me to remember how much I hate
you!

But are you going to help me?

That's a big, sparkly no!

So I'll never be Ciara again?

I'm going to be a monster for the rest
of my life?

Only until hunting season.

And my evil scheme

commences in three, two, one.

Oh, hello, Sage.

Warwick, what a wonderful surprise. What
can I do for you?

Oh, nothing. I just want to talk about
life, the weather, and, you know... The

all -powerful Sir Gareth combat card?
Yes, I need it in my life.

This is for you.

Cobra venom?

My favorite perfume!

You know, this makes me think you
deserve that Sir Gareth card.

Thank you so much, Sage. Just do me a
favor and don't tell Prudence. Don't

her what? That you betrayed her?

Yeah, don't tell her that.

Hey, is that for Sage?

No.

It literally says for Sage.

Oh, does it? Sage,

this must be for you.

Ooh, a pocket maze.

You get me.

No, maybe you deserve that card.

You broke our phoenix swear. So? You did
the same thing?

Yeah, but I didn't think you'd find out
about it.

Shocked to see such loyal squad mates
fighting like this.

That sneak doesn't deserve the card.
Give it to me.

No, give it to me.

Well, there's only one way to settle
this. A nice, friendly game of combat

cards. Or a not -so -friendly game.

You're going down, giant.

I can't wait to slap the magic out of
you.

know why you're crying.

If I can't turn back into Ciara, then my
night school dreams are over.

So are mine.

There isn't a hole in the arbor for my
tail.

I've had enough of your snort crying.
I'm going home.

It's the pink house, the one that's
still under a log.

Wait.

Your Majesty, if I remove the log, will
you fix the ring?

I've spent all summer sharing a toilet
with a chipmunk, so no.

I know my fate is sealed.

Please, help my friend.

Very well.

Save our village, and I'll restore the
princess's ring.

Art, are you sure about this?

Yeah, it's the least I could do.
Besides, with my monster strength, this

going to be super easy.

breathing dragonflies?

Why does this forest hate me?

You did a great job making this problem
better,

Ark. Maybe you can drown us next.

Don't worry.

I know what to do.

What do I do?

You're a monster. Make monster noises
and scare them away.

I don't make monster noises.

The dragonfly's left. Nice work,
Porkchop.

Uh -oh. They left to go get their mom.

Don't worry. Moms love me.

It must be a dad. Dad, take me.

Welcome to the combat card clash.

Two mighty competitors will face off and
end their friendship forever.

Could you just whisper something evil?

Doesn't sound like me.

You're just.

You know what else sounds like you?

Ugh, I hate cilantro.

Who wants this card?

And clap!

Oh,

I

love on that card.

Did you put cilantro on this?

Okay, I was going to take it easy on
you, but now the magic gloves are coming

off. Scrunchy, scrunchy, punchy, punchy.

I got that hammer for my sweet 16.

Oh, that's it.

Warwick shaved whole?

Does that seem familiar to you?

This is how you were holding me the last
time you threw me through a wall.

We've lost our minds again.

No card's worth our friendship.

Combat's over, Sage.

Oh, we're friends. We will hurt each
other. That's what you dum -dum sound

Well, at least I can sell that card for
a gabillion gold coin.

No, you can't. I gave that card to Sir
Gareth. What?

Look at those hands and my luxurious
dreadlocks.

I bet this was when I still had my
spleen.

Arch,

if that thing doesn't fry you, I will!

A giant bug is going to roast me like a
marshmallow and I still have pudding in

my pit.

The pudding, that's it. You are not
eating pit pudding.

I love sweets. Use the gummy worm to
draw it away and I'll lift the log. How

you know I felt the gummy worm? My snout
is super sensitive.

That's a lovely shampoo, by the way.

I'm so happy my tail is wagging.

A deal is a deal.

Princess, I've repaired your ring.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

What Arc just did was incredibly
unselfish. That should count for

You're right. It should.

But it doesn't. Bye -bye.

which is inappropriate.

Fine.

It's the feeling of the pixie community
that you deserve to be returned back to

normal.

Please note this decision was not
unanimous.

Thank you so much. Is there anything
else we can do?

beautiful nose hello beautiful tail free
butt i am so glad

everything's back to normal me too oh no
i'm still oinking we are

not going back there that is a part of
you now