All language subtitles for Knight Squad S02e05 The Knight Stuff

Students, I'm here to make a special
announcement that Sir Gareth will be

a special announcement.

I hope the special announcement is that
there'll be no more special

announcements.

Or maybe he's approved our request to
hire a monkey to clean up after us. A

monkey maid. It just makes sense.

I actually had one growing up. They are
amazing.

Oh, hello, squads. Your Majesty, I'm
afraid I've come down with the story in

snot blue. Right there!

That's your big announcement? I was
hoping for a bouncy castle.

Me too.

Bouncy castle!

Bouncy castle!

Unfortunately,

I'll be forced to take my first day off
ever.

But, Sir Gareth, you know my motto is
knights never take a day off.

He came up with that on his day off.

You're right, Your Majesty. I'll just
cancel the substitute I found and hope

that this very contagious illness
doesn't spread to everyone.

Including you! I fail!

Yuck! By royal decree, Sir Gareth may
take one day off because he is grossing

out.

Poor Sir Gareth. He always takes care of
us. Let's take care of him.

I have a better idea. No.

take care of Sir Gareth.

But Your Majesty, I can take care of
myself.

He can take care of himself.

I'm sorry, are you king?

Do you have people to carry you to your
castle?

Because I do.

All right.

Time for Sage and I to kick the snot out
of that coal.

Stop trying to make it sound fun.

I wonder where Substitute's gonna be.

Substitute!

That's not a guy. That's my dad.

You're home.

Stop and give me 20.

20 hug.

When did you get back from patrol?

First thing this morning. Sir Gareth
asked me to take over as a substitute

teacher.

Guys, this is our dad, Sir John Wick.

It is an honor to meet my best friend's
dad. I feel like I know you. You don't.

I'm assuming your training's going well.

I don't have to remind you, the Wick
family has produced some of the greatest

knights Astoria has ever known. No
pressure.

I hope you get ready for class.

I pretty much run this place.

Guys, when my dad finds out I have
magic, he's gonna be amazed.

He doesn't know? Nope. I've been waiting
for the perfect way to show him. Ooh,

with one of our musical theater
productions?

Actually, I thought I'd show him with
magic.

I guess I'll put these feathers with it.

Okay, students. To test your reflexes, I
brought in a blister wart, a very rare

venom -fitting bullfrog.

Oh! Look, he's so cute!

Oh!

Not cute!

This bullfrog will spit venom, which
each student must block with their

putting us in danger.

Who wants to go first?

I'm on it.

And I don't need a shield.

That's my boy.

Who needs a shield when you've inherited
the Wick family reflexes?

Protect the shield he will.

Horowitz, do you have magic?

Yes, sir.

Pretty cool, huh? Pretty disappointing,
actually. Yeah, I think we're all

disappointed.

The wicks are knights.

We don't use magic.

Sorry, son.

You failed.

It's not too late to impress him with
the feathers.

Now it's too late?

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess whose father won't let
her become a knight.

So, I use a magic ring and secretly
train as Ciara.

Yes! And I'm Ark, a charming thief who
has the same dream. I'm destined to

become a knight. But people from outside
the kingdom aren't allowed in knight

school. So I'm pretending I belong here.

Now, we protect each other's secrets. So
we can achieve our dream of becoming

knights.

I can't believe I showed my dad my magic
and he gave me an F.

Maybe he just needs some time to get
used to the idea.

Yeah, like how it took you guys time to
get used to me putting ketchup on my

cereal.

We will never get used to that, Prudy.

Excuse me, sir?

Warwick would be even better at these
exercises if you let him use his magic.

Nonsense. When I was a student, magic
was not allowed.

One of my squad mates was sent to a
witch doctor to have her powers removed.

Of course, that was back before we
started giving out trophies just for

up. I participated!

Just sad.

Knights rely on strength and hard work,
which is why I want everyone to join me

while I teach you how to ride a Mega
Hawk.

A Mega Hawk? I've only ever ridden a
Mega Turkey, and it was mega delicious.

I'm a giant.

Warwick? I want you to stay behind and
practice deflecting venom with your

shield.

For not to burn your face off.

I'm sorry.

Do you want us to stay behind and help
you practice?

Nah. You guys should go ride the Mega
Hawk. It sounds amazing.

I'm sure it's not that great.

So we get to fly a giant bird around the
moon. Big deal.

You okay?

I was so excited when my dad came back,
but all I've done is disappoint him.

Well, don't worry. All right, once Sir
Gareth feels better, your dad won't be

our teacher anymore.

Yeah, but he'll always be my dad, and he
thinks I'm an embarrassment.

I don't have fighting skills like the
rest of my family. How can I impress him

without my magic?

Maybe you can use magic and not tell
him.

It'll be like your little secret.

Like how you draw on your chest hair.

How could you tell?

Because I do it too.

What's all this?

Well, the king cares about you so much
that he made you a snot containment

That way you won't get anyone else sick.
I'm sick of helping you. Can I go?

How do you cuddle a shield? You know
what? I don't care. Can you guys go grab

it? You both should go. It's very heavy
and cuddly.

Okie dokie. Be right back.

Okay.

Don't judge me.

I'm pretending to be sick so I can
finally get a day off to relax.

And these girls are messing everything
up.

I must have put it on accidentally
because I was delirious from being so

Ah, interesting.

Well, if you're so sick, we better not
take our eyes off you then.

Bobweck, hit him with the comfort spray.

Even your slobber...

I dropped your trophy while we were
flying, Crypan.

Aww.

But hey, we'll get you another trophy
for dropping your trophy.

Yay!

I call this next exercise King of the
Hill.

First person to hit the gong wins.

Hey, did you come up with something for
Operation Secret Magic to impress your

dad who hates magic?

Yep, but I was gonna call it Operation
Impress My Dad and prove to him I belong

in the family by using a secret spell he
doesn't know about.

Yours really rolls off the tongue.

Students, are you ready?

Much less clumsy ones.

On your mark, get set.

What the heck?

What's wrong with us? I don't know.

I did it. I'm the king of the hill.

You see, Warwick, I told you.

Wicks don't need magic.

Yup. The only thing magical about me is
my smile.

Runs in the family.

Everyone wants Warwick. He's the only
one doing it right.

I mean, he got it, she got it, right,
Dad?

Someone might have told Warwick to use
secret magic to make his dad proud.

Why do you think that?

Because I told Warwick to use secret
magic to make his dad proud.

So this is your fault?

You're lucky I can't pick up my hammer.

You can't all be this horrible.

Something fishy is going on.

Crystal scan.

Check the training yard for magic.

Everyone is using magic except for me?

Some guys should be ashamed of yourself.

Did you put a spell on your classmate?

Yes,

sir.

You brought shame upon our family name.

I can't even look at you.

Sorry I let you down.

I hope he's going to be okay.

I feel like we should go after him.

In my brain, I'm going the other way.

And the last ingredient in Sir Karen's
special medicine, a pinch of ogre

Or the whole jar.

Well, I'm going to take care of him, all
right.

He's thinking being sick, and I'm going
to prove it.

For Gareth, time for your medicine.

What does it smell like? Whale vomit.

That's probably the whale vomit.

This nasty mess will cure you of any
disease you have.

And if you're not sick, it'll make your
headache slow.

Not my beautiful head.

I knew it. You're not safe.

Okay, okay.

I made everything up. Why would you lie
to us?

Because I work every day of my life, and
I wanted one day to relax, but I was

afraid to violate the king's night
-never -take -a -day -off rule.

So you just needed a little downtime?

I wanted to have my own beach day with
tropical smoothies and sand between my

two good toes.

But now it's ruined.

Well, that does sound like a good plan.

So I can have my beach day?

Sure. With one catch.

We get a beach day, too.

This is the life, ain't it, Buttercup?

Being a pretend doctor is exhausting.

To time off.

To time off.

Warwick, are you here?

The spell wore off.

Hey,

that was on me.

He's not here. Where could he have gone?

I think he's trying to tell us
something.

I think he needs to hit the gym.

He's getting rid of his magic so he can
make our family proud.

You didn't stop him? How?

He's more religious, for sure.

to even go to get rid of his magic.

Are you the witch doctor?

Yes. I removed warp, things stuck up
your nose, and magic.

Come on in.

Sir, Warwick has gone to a witch doctor
to have his magic removed. You need to

talk him out of it.

Why would I do that?

He's a wick, and wicks don't use magic.

Well, this one does.

And just because there hasn't been
someone like Warwick in your family

doesn't mean you should change who he
is.

His magic's amazing.

Our squad would be lost without him.
They even used his powers to help defeat

Riker and save Astoria.

And his magic pizza is delicious.

So are you going to help us?

It sounds like Warwick already made his
choice.

If he's not going to do anything, we'll
do it ourselves.

Yeah, we have to stop Warwick from
making the biggest mistake of his life.

Well, there was that time he wore those
purple sequined overalls.

You're right, this is way worse.

So this is what a hammock feels like.
It's like I'm sleeping and floating at

same time.

I'm starting to feel guilty.

No one else is getting a day off.

You're right.

We should probably stop enjoying life
and go back to school.

I love vacation humor.

Sir, I've come to check on you. Oh, I'm
doing good, King.

What is going on here? Yes, Your
Majesty, I have a perfectly

logical explanation.

I lied!

I'm never sick. I'm an embarrassment to
knighthood.

Jared, don't!

You're going to make me cry.

Lying to your king is a very serious
offense. Why would you do such a thing?

Because I... I really just want it. And
I need it here.

Oh, I can't hear this anymore. Your
Majesty.

Sir Gareth did all this because he's
never had a day off.

But knights never take a day off. It's
printed on our money.

Sage, you're actually taking care of Sir
Gareth.

Yeah, I know. Don't rub it in.

Truth is, he just needs some time off.

Your no -day -off rule is really unfair.

Is this true, Sir Gareth?

Are you exhausted?

I'm so tired that I'm seeing double. And
that's saying a lot for a guy with one

eye.

Very well.

Henceforth, everyone will get two days
off at the end of the week.

Except my guards. Catch!

Thank you, Sage.

And Buttercup.

No student has ever taken care of me
before.

Don't cry again, Sir Gareth.

Don't make me cry again.

You see, this is why I don't help
people.

So,

you want to get rid of your magic?

Sign here.

Should I read this first?

That's what you sound like.

Great. Now that the paperwork is done,
let's get rid of those pesky powers.

Are you the guy who needs me to fix the
bad haircut?

I'll be right with you.

Guys, what are you doing?

Warwick, you can't get rid of your
powers.

It's part of who you are, and we
wouldn't change that for anything.

Yeah, you giving up your magic would be
like me giving up tap dancing.

You can tap dance?

No, I gave it up, and I've regretted it
ever since.

Well, thanks for coming to save me,
guys, but my father hates magic.

If I'm ever going to live up to the
family name, I have to get rid of my

Plus, I already have a guy waiting to
take over his magic.

You might have heard of him, the amazing
Carbonaro?

Can we hurry this up? I'm supposed to
saw a person in half later, and if I'm

magic, it could be really bad.

I'm sorry, but my best friend's magic is
not for sale.

I think it's time for you kids to take a
seat.

I'm stuck in this uncomfortable chair.
Me too.

This magazine is older than I am.

Oh, ten steps to whiter teeth.

Perhaps I can help.

Is there something behind your ear?

Dude, we saw the coin in your hand.

That's why I need real magic.

Where were we? Oh, that's right.

Taking your magic.

This might hurt a bit. It doesn't have
to, but where's the fun in that?

Whoa, stop!

Seriously? I will get to you after the
bad haircut guy.

It's just a regular haircut!

Dad, what are you doing here? Son,
you're making a mistake.

I am?

Your friends helped me realize that even
though you're different, you're still

my son.

It was wrong of me to ask you to change
who you are.

I never thought I'd hear you say that.

This is so beautiful.

I need something to wipe my tears.

Dude, turn it off.

Yeah, I changed my mind. I'd like to
cancel my appointment.

There's no backing out. You signed a
contract without reading it. You told me

to. You told me to. That's what you
sound like.

She's going to take Warwick's magic.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Protect this shieldy world.

She's too strong.

I can't hold her off.

She might be stronger than one, Wick,
but I bet she's not stronger than two.

Protect the shieldy worldies.

Your father has magic.

I know. It's more than I might do.

You'll pay for this. I'm out of here.
You'll pay for this. I'm out of here.

That's what you sound like.

That is not how you make an exit.

This is an exit.

We can still see you. Or can you?

Dad, how come you never told me you have
magic?

When I was a student, magic was not
allowed in night school.

So I hid my abilities.

Thank you for being brave enough not to
hide yours.

You think I'm brave?

Maybe the bravest wick of all.

I feel like he's hugging all of us.
Nope, just my son.