All language subtitles for Knight Squad S01e15 A Total Knightmare

Okay. Any minute, Sir Garrison will walk
to that door and present our midterm

quest. I'm so excited, I could only eat
half my burger.

Dude, you're shaking.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm shaking with excitement.

Not fear.

Laura gets nervous about quests because
all the knights in the family were so

amazing at them. Not just amazing.

Incredible.

Astounding. Legendary.

Not helping.

Guys, it's a lot of pressure living up
to the Wick family name.

I don't want to be the first member of
my family not to become a knight. Look,

don't worry about this quest, okay? It
only counts for a bazillion points.

Pretty sure that's not a number. Yes, it
is.

It's 10 ,000 trillion.

If we mess up, it will knock us out of
first place.

I almost feel bad we're going to take it
from you.

That's not true. I've been giggling all
morning.

I've been doing a puzzle all morning.

It's a dolphin.

If you can't see it, it's your fault.

Attention, night schoolers.

First thing tomorrow morning, you will
choose your midterm quest.

Choose carefully, as it is worth a
bazillion points.

I told you it's a real number.

I totally didn't know it was a real
number.

Okay, there's three quests.

Which one should we pick?

The quest to capture a zombie? No.

I can get bit, become a zombie, be the
first member of my family not to become

knight.

Next quest.

Okay. Well, how about this one?

The quest to find the invisible knight.

No.

The invisible knight can have an
invisible snake that can swallow me

be the first member of my family not to
become a knight.

That's quest?

The quest to the Temple of Ear? No, the
ears are very... Wait, I think I'm good

with the ears.

It won't make me be the first member of
your family not to become a knight. We

get it.

Great. Okay, now we just need to make
sure we get the ear quest tomorrow.

Hopefully we get to pick first.

I will now determine tomorrow's picking
order using a method developed by our

ancestors centuries ago.

One potato, two potato, any squad,
you're last.

Stupid potatoes.

Hey, that stinkball slobbered all over
my stuff.

of that thing messing up my stuff and
making Buttercup's stuff better.

Yeah, stop making me better.

Paige, he only acts like this because
you're not nice to him.

I'm super nice to that hairy bowling
ball.

If that thing slobbers me or my stuff
one more time, I'm going to take him to

the nursery school where I can tell the
kids he's a piñata.

Buttercup were mad at them. Oh, sorry.

Have a nice day.

Squads, it is now time to select your
midterm quests.

Pass it, and you move closer to becoming
a knight.

Fail, and you become a disappointment to
your family.

Why is he looking at me?

He's not looking at you.

If we want the quest to the Temple of
Ere, we have to trick the other squads

into picking the dangerous quest.

And trick them we shall, through the
power of acting.

Work, my good friend.

I hope we get the quest to capture a
zombie.

Yes, Ciara, who is also my friend.

The zombie quest is clearly the easiest
one.

Unicorn Squad, you select first.

Unicorn Squad, pick Zombie Quest.

Certainly the zombies won't be eating
your brains because picking that wasn't

very smart.

Next up, Kraken Squad.

Okay, we're never going to be able to
trick Sage into picking the Invisible

Knight Quest.

You don't have to trick Sage.

You can trick Buttercup.

Oh, yeah, that's doable.

So, how about that Invisible Knight
Quest?

Save it. You're not tricking me.

Because when we catch the Invisible
Knight, we get to play with his

puppy.

Invisible puppy?

That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

No, no, no. Wait.

Kraken picks the quest to find the
Invisible Puppy and his knight friend.

Sir Gareth, we were tricked.

Oh, too bad. So sad.

Yes, we did it.

The Phoenix Squad selects the quest to
the Temple of Ere.

There's no... Temple of Ear?

But it's on your list.

Oh, yes.

My handwriting is so sloppy. It should
say Temple of Fear.

Temple of Fear?

No, my dad told me about that place.
It's filled with excruciating pain and

suffering. Yes, yes. It's usually called
the Temple of Excruciating Pain and

Suffering, but that wouldn't fit on the
dragon board.

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess.

won't let her become a knight. Please
let me go to knight school, daddy! So,

I use a magic ring and secretly train as
Tiara.

And I'm Ark, a charming thief who has
the same dream.

I'm destined to become a knight. But
people from outside the kingdom aren't

allowed in knight school. So I'm
pretending I belong here.

Now, we protect each other's secrets.

So we can achieve our dream of becoming
knights.

I've realized the temple of ear was
really the temple of fear.

We all should have known a guy with one
eye and a metal hand would have bad

handwriting.

This doesn't seem so bad.

We just have to retrieve a ram's horn
from inside the temple.

Easy peasy. The horn is with the
barbarian king, which is guarded by

snakes, and zombies.

Did I say easy peasy? I'm a difficult
schmifical.

Exactly. You're freaking out.

Okay, so we picked the most dangerous
quest.

You're going to be fine, Warwick.

Right, guys?

Uh, I love Warwick way too much to lie
to him.

You're not going to be fine, bro.

But don't worry, because I picked up a
bottle of fearless fairies.

They make you fearless.

That's why they named them that.

For real?

If I take those, I lose my fear of
failure.

Are you two crazy?

Do you have any idea how dangerous
fearless fairies are? Yeah. They make

do crazy things.

Like my cousin, he took them.

in a volcano.

That was kind of cool. It wasn't cool.

It was hot. He burned all his hair off.
He looks like a thumb with a face.

All right.

I'll take these back tomorrow and
exchange them for some compliment

Because none of you have said anything
about my new vest.

I've already figured this out, guys.

Warwick, we just need to get you over
your fear of failure.

Wait, but what if we fail at that?

Oh.

Is that what it feels like to be you?

This is rough.

We're going to expose you to scary
things in the quest, like snakes, until

you're fixed. But first, would you like
a snack?

No crunchies?

Huh, a favorite.

You won't get that far. I put real
snakes on the stairs.

We've sent traps everywhere, and we've
only caught cry pets.

If we don't find that invisible knight,
we're going to fail our quest.

You found my harmonica.

Now we can start our own blues band.

Hey, hey.

Maybe we can use Slobwick's amazing
sense of smell to sniff out the

knight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Fizz. What are you calling Fizz?

I'm sorry. I was expecting an insult.

Relax. I just need you to ask your
nasty... I mean, your adorable... That's

far. I need you to ask Lawwick's help us
finish our quest.

Help Kraken?

I'm feeding the squad for life.

Unless there's something in it for old
Fizz.

Something in it rolls sloppy.

Like what?

Are you happy now?

No, but I'm about to be.

From the top, love, daddy.

So many snakes.

They were slithering all over me.

Maybe locking him in a closet filled
with real snakes wasn't my best idea.

Yeah. Freaking him out with snakes is my
thing.

Guys, it's useless.

I can't do the quest.

There's just too many things that could
stop me from becoming a knight. But

failing the quest could also stop you
from becoming a knight.

I know!

It's a vicious cycle.

Come on, dude. This can't be the first
time you couldn't finish a quest.

What do you guys usually do?

We make up a reason all of us can't do
it so Warwick doesn't look bad.

So we just need a good excuse.

Well, you're in luck because I wrote the
book on excuses.

Bookshelf, give me Art's excuse book.

Okay.

It's not a book as much as something I
wrote down once.

Tell them you're sick.

It's pretty good, right?

All right.

Let's go to the Tasty Trunk. I have a
plan.

Oh, is your plan a go -to -taco Tuesday?

Let's go to the Tasty Trunk. I have two
plans.

You coming?

You guys go ahead. I'll catch up.

Save me some tacos.

Guys!

I can't keep letting down my squad and
my family.

Hey, Perry.

Do your thing.

Oh, no.

I don't like this.

Oh.

I love it.

I don't know if snakes have butts, but
if they do, I'm coming to kick them.

Tell us your plan to get out of the
quest so Warwick doesn't look bad. Yeah,

dude. Bros before tacos.

The plan, which you'd know if you guys
actually read my book, is to make

ourselves sick.

Warlock, three rotten egg smoothies,
please. Extra rotten.

even on the menu.

Just, um, drink around the chunks.

For Warwick.

Did someone order a hero?

Change is my middle name.

Before it was Peabody.

I cannot believe this.

His middle name was Peabody?

And he took this really scary.

Yeah, that too.

He's gonna get hurt. We need to stop him
before it's too late.

Rudy, why are you still drinking that?

I paid for it.

Did you get what I asked for? A buttload
of chicken nuggets on a fancy dome

tray. Bon appetit.

You're the lady. Bone up your feet.

Okay, so now will you ask Slobwick to
help us with our quest?

No, but I will ask him to do this.

You're impossible.

Wait, wait, wait.

How are we going to get that Slobberpuff
to help us find that knife?

I did.

And I'm not afraid to admit it.

I'm also not afraid to admit my mom
still cuts my knees.

I'm never going to not know that now.

We know you're scared to let down your
family. But those fairies could really

get you hurt.

So we're not letting you leave.

I had a feeling you might say that.

Which is why I learned this spell.

Flight amidst wingy blinks!

Race you to the temple.

We are definitely going to lose that
race.

beat you here my wings fell off and i
got stuck in a tree that happens when

you're amazing okay we're going home and
getting rid of those berries no way the

ram's horn is right there follow me and
bring your big boy pants no stop there's

booby traps everywhere i know my dad
told me all about this place like if you

step on this poison i'll shoot out

That all you got, Temple?

Oh, nope. He does not speak for all of
us, Temple.

Oh, snakes.

What?

Dude,

look right back where we started.

I know.

That was just a warm -up. What?

You can't just go to the Temple of Fear
and not hit all the fears.

Can we just get the horn?

Sounds fun.

It's protected by fire.

Okay, we have to be careful.

You be careful.

I'll be war with you.

No fear!

Nice shot, Temple.

But I'm the one who's on fire.

man. Why didn't I bring my big boy
pants?

I can't believe we made it.

We did make it, right?

We're all alive.

Let's just grab the horn before Warwick
does something crazy.

Like stealing a dead guy's hat.

Legend says if you blow this horn, it
wakes up the zombie barbarian.

Warwick, don't you do it.

of our lives.

Where are you, invisible knight?

You having fun ruining my life,
Slobwick?

I'm not going to apologize to you.

You know why?

Because you were mean to me the first
day we met.

You, like...

else in night school.

Except me.

I'm not hurt.

So yeah, I guess I'm mean to you because
deep down,

even I want to be liked.

So I'm sorry.

Sage,

where are you? If you tell anyone I have
feelings, I will shave you both.

Caught him when?

Didn't Bob White tell you? I was nice to
him, so he showed us where they were

hiding.

You knew they had the invisible knight
and you still let me apologize to you?

Oh, ha ha. Get ready for your haircut,
fuzzball.

There's no way out of here. Go! And
these zombies are really grabby.

Look, I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean to
get us into this mess.

I just want to live up to my family's
legacy.

Look, maybe you'll be as great as them,
maybe you won't. But if you're too

afraid of failing, you'll never know.

Plus, you can do something no one else
in your family can do.

Birth the alphabet?

If we survive this, you have to show me
that later.

But I meant magic.

Ark's right.

The rest of your family might be
knights, but you're going to be the

magical knight.

And they'll have to worry about living
up to your legacy.

Never thought of that.

Thanks, guys.

How about using your magic to make our
brains less delicious so the zombies let

us go?

My magic's not strong enough to do that,
but maybe I could fool them.

Cerebellum is taking me!

You made brain?

Gross!

It's qualified.

No, even more gross!

Even his offers agree.

They're leaving.

Dude, you did it. You helped us finish
the quest.

I did, didn't I?

Maybe it will be a great night like the
rest of my family.

All right.

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