All language subtitles for Knight Squad S01e10 Wish I May, Wish I Knight

Looking good, student.

Ciara, let's see if you can demonstrate
a double arrow shot.

She double can.

I don't know if that makes sense, but
I'm rooting for you.

Thanks.

Here goes nothing.

Hey, I can't afford to lose any more
eyes.

That's awesome.

If you're trying to get worse.

Student,

put your weapons away. You can mock
Ciara on your own time.

You okay?

I mean, archery is usually your thing.
Kind of how, like, not playing the

ukulele is my thing.

It's just so tiny.

I haven't had enough time to practice
because of all my princess duties.

Yeah, but you got to judge that bake
-off. Free pie, blue ribbon. Get out of

dreams, lady.

If this keeps up, I'll never get good
enough to become a knight.

I'm not even good enough to fight an
army of balloon.

Don't get down. All right, your life is
complicated, but you always find the

answer. Usually with my help after some
shenanigans.

Students, you've all been working so
hard that you deserve a treat.

So I'm taking you on a quest to find
treasure at the Treasure Trove Cavern.

I can't go.

I have princess stuff to do.

My life would just be so much easier if
my dad would let me go to night school.

And I wouldn't have to constantly make
up excuses to cover for you. Like this

one. Sir Gareth, Ciara just got stung by
a red -nosed scorpion.

Ow!

Ow, stupid red -nosed scorpion!

Ooh, its bite makes your butt swell up
to the size of a beach ball.

It's my third favorite animal.

Her first is a baby otter, but she
doesn't like people to know that.

I'm sorry, Ciara, but you're going to
have to miss the quest and get to the

nurse's shack.

Run!

Well, don't literally run. The
scorpion's venom will move faster

body.

Well, go faster than that. You just got
stung by a scorpion.

Isn't this great?

princess connecting to our people
through the power of waves.

I love the king and princess waving
hour, but we could do it in half the

we switched to double waving.

Why are you in such a hurry?

I just think there are more important
things the princess could be doing for

kingdom. Oh, the people enjoy it as much
as we do, and we can scan the courtyard

for new food carts.

Those look delicious. Guard, find the
cart that makes those lamb chops.

What I'm trying to say is, you should
let me go to night school.

You know the answer is no. And here's a
no for the next six times you ask. No,

no, no, no, no, no.

Would it change your mind if you knew I
was the greatest warrior in Astoria? I

refuse to have this conversation again.

Guard, bring me my crown of silence.

With your sister Eliza away, you have a
responsibility to the kingdom to stay

safe.

This really works? I can't hear myself.

Your Highness, we have returned from the
treasure trove caverns. Who wants to

see some treasure?

I do, I do.

All the way.

That's fit for the king.

Or princess.

Thank you. Nothing exciting.

What? I can't hear you.

I'll wear you tomorrow, dazzles.

You talking to your tiaras again?

No.

We'll talk more later.

I told you not to use my secret passage.

You also told me to stop using your
snack catapult.

Picking a blanket.

Why are you here?

Because I found this bottle at the
Treasure Trove Caverns to cheer you up.

Open it, open it.

Yes, and she is going to grant you three
wishes.

You bet I am.

First, I'm going to celebrate being out
of that bottle. Come on, bake.

I'm stretching. I'm kicking. Look at me
go.

You found an actual genie. There haven't
been genies in Victoria for centuries.

I grant the wishes of whoever possesses
the bottle.

Again, I feel like I have to say... You
get three wishes. But first,

we need to go over the genie's wish
rule.

Number one, nothing about wars. Can't
start them, can't end them. Number two,

nothing about love. You gotta figure
that one out for yourself. And number

three, you can't wish for more wishes.

I know you were thinking it.

She's right.

I was thinking that.

This is a good genie.

Yes, she is. And if you want to fix your
problem with your dad, just ask this

magical motor mouth.

Yeah, what's the problem with your dad?
Oh, if he's a big booger head, I could

literally turn him into a big booger
head.

No. My dad's wonderful, except he won't
let me go to night school, so I created

Ciara, my secret identity.

Secret identity?

So you've had other genies before me?

Totally cool, no pigs.

me a magic ring.

Pixie?

Well, there's your problem.

My motto is, if you want your wish to
come true, don't be a weenie. You heard

her. Make your wish weenie.

Okay, here goes.

I wish my dad would let me go to night
school.

Your wish is my command.

Hey, I can also say whatever you wish,
dude.

Do you like it? I'm trying it out.

What about wicka wicka wish it up?

Just spitballing.

If you just do it, he'll stop talking.
Okay.

What just happened?

You're not wearing your ring.

Your wish worked.

Yep. Is that how you guys say hello?

It's fun.

Fire!

Anyway, your father now allows you to go
to night school, so gay me, making

dreams come true.

I'm not allowed to go to night school.

Why am I still Ciara? Oh, yeah, your
Ciara hair was just too gorg, so I went

with the full Ciara package.

Guys, did you hear about the new
ranking?

Phoenix Squad is on top.

Again.

And we set the record for most points.

Again.

So, we're ahead of Kraken Squad?

Kraken Squad?

There is no Kraken Squad.

We just have Phoenix, Unicorn, and Plop
Squad.

No Kraken means no sage.

Kiki, you are way better than a pixie.

Aw, thanks. And you are way better than
a flying cockroach.

That's what I call pixies.

Oh, Ciara, will you demonstrate a
quadruple arrow shot?

Are you kidding?

That'll be easy for Ciara.

Right? So easy.

Yes. There is no way I'm making this
shot. I couldn't even make a double

shot this morning.

You're going to do great.

Okay? In fact, I'm so confident, I am
just going to hide behind this shield.

And I am just going to hide behind him.

Here goes nothing.

Oh, yes!

Oh, my God, what I did!

You see that?

Ciara's here every night.

practicing after hours, and it paid off.

I'm awesome at night school.

Sage isn't here, and my hair looks
great.

I love this genie.

Aw, she loves you back.

Are you wearing my spare armor?

Gotta go.

I'm feeling generous today.

Students, order all the onion rings you
can eat.

Sure about that, sir? Oh, right.

Everyone but Pootie.

Dude! I thought you were my friend.

My princess.

Have you been at night school all day?

Yes. Is that okay?

No, it's not okay.

It's wonderful. I'm so proud of all the
butt you're kicking.

Thank you for getting me that genie
bottle.

You're welcome.

I found it in the treasure trove
bathroom while I was... I don't need to

all the details.

Would you like to hear the specials
today, Sir Gareth?

It's onion rings, just like every day.

Why is my dad behind the counter?

Because he runs the tasty trunk.

What?

Yeah. And he needs the counter so he can
do his hilarious walking down the

stairs bit.

I'll get more onion rings from the
seller.

But he's the king.

He sure is.

The king of onion rings.

All hail the king of rings.

All hail the king of rings.

Thank you, hungry subjects.

Hey, guys.

Kiki, what's going on?

Oh, I'm out of my bottle and trying new
things. Right now, I'm a sassy waitress.

No, I meant, why is my dad running a
restaurant?

Oh, why?

The king would never allow his daughter
to go to night school because it's too

dangerous, so I had to make a few
adjustments.

Wait, you made it so he's not the king
of Astoria anymore?

Doesn't that mean I'm not the princess
anymore? But you said your princess

duties were getting in the way of your
training.

See, Daisy?

People think genies don't listen, but we
do.

But I wanted to be the princess of
Astoria and to go to night school.

Oh.

Yeah, okay, so you really need to learn
to be more specific.

Wait, if you're not the princess, then
who is?

All hail Princess Sage!

All hail Princess Sage!

What I said!

All hail! All hail!

All hail, dummies!

So, I'm not the princess and Sage is.

Miss Kiki, you sound mad. Do you mind if
I just pop into my bottle until you're

super happy again?

I'll stuff a pixie in there and watch
him fight.

All right, you worship me enough.

Stay on, dummies.

Giant girl, lift the table.

But you put these crystal pain bands on
me to shock me if I try to use my giant

strength. You sure did. You said anyone
stronger than me will wish they weren't.

Ha!

She sounds just like me.

Now lift it, giant.

Oh, your highness, is that really
necessary?

Do you want the crystal pain band?

I tried, Rudy.

Okay, I'll lift the table.

First ten times. Put it down.

This is terrible. I know.

My wish did this and I have to fix it.

I'm going to summon Kiki.

Hey, you.

Give me that bottle.

It'll look good on my bedroom next to my
collection of creepy doll heads.

I get to keep their creepy doll bodies.

No,

I'm not giving you this bottle.

I'll get it, Princess Sage.

Bottler comes in.

Thank you.

Would you like to go to dinner?

Would you like to go to the dungeon?

Will they be serving dinner?

Char, she's walking away with the
bottle. I know.

What are we going to do?

If we can't summon Kiki, Astoria will be
stuck like this forever.

Wait.

Princess Sage said she was taking it to
her room.

I know a guy that can get us in there.

It's me. I'm the guy.

What did Sage do to my room?

She replaced my teddy bear with a scary
bear.

And look what she did to my tiara
cabinet.

It's a cabinet of nightmares.

Hey, at least you didn't get rid of the
snack catapult.

Now what's that? Cat catapult.

Art, focus. We have to find that bottle
before Sage comes.

See you later, Buttercup.

Too late. She's here.

Hi.

Oh, scary bear.

There has to be a reason why they wanted
this bottle so bad.

What's in here?

Did you guys eat a bunch of onion rings
and forgive me?

Kiki. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a genie?
Yes. And since you have the bottle, I

can grant you three wishes.

Cool.

I can wish for more wishes.

Ooh, actually, there's a few rules we
should go over. Don't bother, Kiki.

She doesn't get any wishes. What are you
doing in my room?

Are you here to steal my doll heads?

No one would steal those.

All right, give us that bottle.

Genie, I wish for you to have insane
fighting skills and use it against these

two intruders.

Wake up, wake up. Wish it up.

Super cool genie parade.

Sorry, guys.

I'm going to have to kick your butts
now.

Cool. Now I know Kung Fu.

Just make sure you mess them up.

Now my room.

Bye.

Wait. I know Sage has a bottle, but you
don't have to do this.

Well,

you definitely don't have to do it this
well.

This is bad. If we don't get that bottle
back, we'll be stuck forever in

Princess Sage's carnival of crazy.

Okay, next time you find the genie,

find one that's out of shape.

I really wish I could let you guys go,
but genie rules and all.

Super sorry.

What can you do? Oh, I can run in slow
motion.

No way!

I can dance like a duck.

It's so good to be princess.

Are you guys okay?

Obviously not.

Our cat's sad eyes.

Who hurts you, buddy?

It's a long story, but we have to stop
that genie.

I'll use my giant strength.

Well, you'll get shocked.

I know.

But you're worth it.

You're a loyal bestie in any universe.

Oh, I don't know what that means, but
thank you.

Well, what about me? I'll do anything.
You name it. We need you to use your

magic to get that bottle back from
Princess Sage.

Oh, no can do. What?

Hey, Jeannie.

How about a giant hug?

bro, we need you.

Hey, maybe Princess Sage will like you
because you're a rebel bad boy.

Oh, do it.

Bottle of clumsy handy.

Yes, without the bottle.

And I'm a bad boy.

How do you like me now?

I like you less.

I made a terrible mistake.

What? Jeannie, stop.

Nothing excites me more than your
generous gift of... Wait, I'm trapped!

I'm the princess!

And you're the king!

And Sage is his regular night school
sage!

Okay.

Hey, show some respect to the girl I
love, but I'm too scared to talk to.

says probably wants it.

I do. Thank you, random night school
student.

Well, you know the rules. Since the king
doesn't want anything, let's go throw

this in a ditch.

Yes. I know just the ditch.

Happy to be back in your complicated
life?

Yes, everything is perfect.

Thank you for teaching me I can't wish
my problems away.

You still have one wish left.

Oh, talking alpacas. Please.

Actually, I give my last wish to you,
Kiki.

What?

You're going to give your last wish to
the bathroom genie?

I'm so sorry. Please don't kick me.

I don't need any more wishes.

I wouldn't change a thing.

No way.

No way. No way. No way. No way.