All language subtitles for Knight Squad S01e08 Parent Teacher Knight

This is weird.

Sir Garrus never late for class.

I hope he's okay.

He's definitely not okay.

Are we just going to pretend we don't
see him?

This is for today's lesson.

How to capture a Pegasus!

The squad that gets the most lassos
around me wins.

Will I trample you?

Will I fly?

Be prepared for anything!

I can't fly.

Okay, be ready for when he comes back.

Oh, look!

It's a Pegasus herd! What a coincidence!
And northing, I meticulously planned.

It looks like a rainbow.

It's Pegasus poop. Ha!

They've shot a herd of Pegasus to potty
on command.

And I taught them how to love.

And now since you dummies are a little
distracted, we're going to do this.

Me!

Me!

Me!

You've tamed the wild beast.

comes in second and bringing up the rear
and smelling like it phoenix squad

let's see where each squad stands on
their road to knighthood

that put us in last place

sorry guys

Gareth, this isn't fair.

Yeah, the only reason we lost that last
challenge is because Sage covered us in

Pegasus poop.

If I gave up every time I was pooped on,
I wouldn't be the proud man I am today.

We're never going to become knights that
Sage pranks us every class.

Yeah, yesterday, she magnetized our
swords and we stuck together.

Yeah, and last week, she put rubber tips
on our arrows so they bounced back at

us. I almost lost an eye.

Which would only make me more handsome.

She has no honor, Sir Gareth. Sage
breaks the knight's code like every day.

You make a valid point.

There's a pattern of behavior that is
unacceptable for a knight.

I will bring her mom in for a parent
-teacher conference and let her know

Sage is being expelled.

Whoa.

Expelled? I thought Sage was going to
have to climb to the top of the time

beanstalk.

Is that just a giant thing?

I mean, are we sure we want to do this?

to postpone our snack shopping trip for
night school. I have a parent -teacher

conference. Ooh, let me do the shopping.

You can't do that.

For one, you're just a kid.

And?

That's it. You're just a kid.

Controlling the night school snack fund
is a huge responsibility.

Please, Sir Gareth, don't make me go
puppy dog on you.

Your eyes are just so big. Okay, I'll
give you a chance.

See, in here is enough.

To get everything on this list.

I won't let you down, sir. Oh, and don't
forget to get the Cocoa Doodles for my

secret snack bash.

You have a secret snack bash?

No. And don't you touch it.

Hey, kid.

You like chicken nuggets?

Only more than everything.

I have a magic chicken nugget that grows
into a chicken nugget tree.

Would you like that?

Give me the money.

What a big green dummy.

I would have paid double.

What's that?

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That was my catchphrase.

Yours is, wickety, wickety, Warwick.

Oh, yeah, my bad.

Guys. Let's leave before Sage's mom gets
here for the parent -teacher

conference.

Too late. She's already here.

Done. Fine.

Sage, who are these annoying shield
jockeys?

Mom, people I hate. People I hate. Mom.

Hi.

So I don't know what Sir Gareth called
you in here for, but I didn't do it.

Mommy is going to see Karen?

Mommy always takes care of it.

Sage? Sage's mom.

Please, call me Saffron.

Sage always raves about the legendary
Sir Gareth.

I do?

She does.

Well, please, step into my office. Sage,
you can wait here.

I'll be here, not causing any trouble.

Figuring out how you losers caused this
meeting.

It's not to us. Hide!

I knew it. You all ratted me out. We had
to.

All right, your pranks are keeping us
from becoming knights, and we're pretty

sure you gave Warwick Pegasus' eye.

Everything looks like rainbows.

We're fed up, and we can't wait for
justice to be served.

How long do we have to wait for justice
to be served?

the beautiful griffon claw medallion for
my eye patch.

It suits you. It really brings out your
other eye.

That seems like a weird way to tell
Faith she's kicked out.

Faith? Kicked out?

Don't be ridiculous.

I could never kick out Saffron's
daughter.

For real?

I mean, of course you wouldn't.

One question, why?

Because.

It can't be happening.

With my mom dating Sir Gareth, I'm going
to be untouchable.

Oh, it's the word I'm looking for.

is a disaster.

We were supposed to get Sidge kicked out
of night school. Now give him more

power than ever.

Yeah, and they can't keep their noses
off of each other.

Oh, yes, of course. Of course.

Attention, students.

My Saffy Waffy hates the name Warwick.
So anyone named Warwick will now be

called Speedwick.

Oh, man, I have to relabel my underwear.

Ciara, let's see what you can do in a
hatchet -throwing competition against

Sage. She could win this competition
with her eyes closed.

Please keep your eyes open.

Three, two, I love you, Saffron, and
throw.

Yes! Bullseye! That was for you, Steve
Wicks.

Sage wins.

What?

That doesn't seem fair.

I'll take it.

Mother is closest to my heart.

Oh, Gare Bear, you shouldn't have.

Get your token.

If Sir Gareth keeps letting Sage win
everything, we'll never become knights.

Our only hope is to break up Sir Gareth
and Saffron. And while we're at it,

maybe we get the princess together with
Warwick.

Who's Warwick?

supposed to be at night school? Nope.

Sage's mom told Sir Garrett to give me
the day off.

So I went for a walk. Then I followed a
beetle. And now I'm here.

What's wrong?

I planted a magic chicken nugget and
it's not sprouting. I bought a magic

once from an ogre named Greg.

Did yours grow?

Nope. But then I bought his magic soil.

And that worked? Nobody knows.

I'm pretty sure the soil was just cookie
crumbs.

Sir Garen finds out I lost the sack
money, he'll think I'm an irresponsible

little kid.

Maybe you need a mustache.

People respect you when you have a
mustache.

Just ask my mom.

I'm going to go find that ogre and get
my money back.

Yeah, and I'll help you. That ogre's
about to see a really angry butt.

So, how are we going to break them up?
With the night school policy manual.

Good idea. We're going to smack the love
out of that.

Oh, look.

The Phoenix Squad is here.

Mother? Glare at them with me.

Sir Gareth, do you have a minute?

Do I? No. I do not.

Sir Gareth, your feelings for Saffron
are clouding your judgment. And it's

against the school policy.

Rule 12B.

No instructor shall date...

longer be canoodling with the mother of
a student. You go, Gare Bear.

That's because Sage will no longer be a
student here. You're kicking me out?

Oh, no.

I'm making you a knight.

Yes, we did it!

Wait, what?

Should have smacked him with the book.

phoenix squad phoenix squad no one cares
steve just

make sure that everything is perfect for
my daughter's nighting

she's so much better than you she

was supposed to be thrown out this is so
not fair i had no idea that love could

make sir gareth so crazy this isn't love
somehow sage is behind this and i'm

gonna figure out how

So I guess she's going in the decorating
committee?

Must be nice.

Stay still for your armor fitting.

Mommy went through a lot of trouble to
make this happen.

No one asked you to.

Listen to your mother, dear.

She knows what's best for our new little
family.

Bark.

Did anybody else see that?

Yeah. Sir Gareth's twirling again.

I was talking about Sage.

She sure didn't seem into being
knighted.

Something's up. Now, we need to snoop
around and figure out what's happening

with her.

Let's get out of here now. She's doing
some kind of a love buggy.

Love, love, my sappy wappy. Love, love,
my sappy wappy.

There's that grainy meanie who ripped me
off.

Sorry to hear that, Buttercup.

Hey, do you want to buy a magic mop that
turns into a koala bear at night?

Buttercup, focus.

I want my money back.

No refunds, little kid.

So, go enjoy the giant booger I painted
to look like a nugget.

Fizz, he said no after we politely
asked.

There's nothing else we can do.

There's one thing.

Hey, Greg!

I challenge you to a duel.

You can't challenge someone to a duel
unless you slap them with a glove.

You didn't let me finish.

Not cool!

Ciara, I need to talk to you. But first,
what is all this madness?

evidence board.

As you can see, Sage is definitely at
the center of this whole thing.

Oh, is that just because you put her
picture in the center of the board?

Maybe.

Okay, I know it may seem crazy, but I
think that Sage might be just as unhappy

about this as we are.

Why would you possibly think that?

Because I am just as unhappy about this
as you are.

into her squad room?

She's looking at my board. She knows
we're onto her.

Sage, tell Ciara why Sir Gareth is in
love with your mom.

He isn't in love with her.

She has him under an evil spell.

So the claw medallion my mom gave to Sir
Gareth is enchanted.

It makes him think he's in love with her
so she can control him.

Wait, was she nose -nuzzling him for
you?

That's a good mom.

Telling your mom to put a spell on Sir
Gareth is not cool, Sage.

Well, I had nothing to do with it.

I don't want to be known as the girl who
became a knight because her mom made it

happen.

Yeah, right.

It's true.

I want to take down the best squad in
night school on my own.

Did you just compliment us?

Yeah, I did.

What are you going to do about it? Say
thank you, that's what.

Why are you two yelling?

I don't know.

Okay, there's got to be some way to snap
Sir Gareth out of your mom's spell.

Well, the only way is to take the claw
medallion off of his eye patch.

I'll never be able to do that.

It's true. Sir Gareth's a fighting
machine, even though he's held together

rusty screws and bubble gum.

Sage, maybe you can't overpower Sir
Gareth alone, but together the five of

could.

You'd work with me.

I know what it's like to have a larger
than my parent who's always sticking

their nose in your business.

You do?

Because every time I ask about your
family, you always just change the

Speaking of which, how gross is
broccoli? Can I get a yuck?

Yuck is right.

Okay, Fizz. He's bigger, meaner, and
stronger than you.

But I can still win, right?

Aw, I'm gonna miss you.

Are we doing this or what?

Yeah, we're doing this.

He's gonna chew me like a nugget.

Finn, it's not too late to back out.

If I don't get the snack money, Sir
Darius will keep thinking of me as a

kid. So what? You are a little kid.

You're like three.

But you're right.

I am a little kid, and I can use that to
my advantage.

Daughter of Saffron the Beautiful.

She was the apple of my one good eye.

Yes.

Yes, I'm gorgeous. Now, move it along.

Okay, remember the plan.

When Sir Gareth races us over tonight,
Sage, we lasso him like a pegasus. Then

Sage will grab the medallion from his
eye patch.

And then we'll throw a party to
celebrate.

Yeah, our decorating skills shouldn't go
to waste.

Not that you helped, Ciara.

Just get your lassos ready.

Ah.

By the power vested in me by the King of
Astoria, I dub thee Sage, Knight of...

I'm sorry, Sir Gareth.

I beat these dummies.

I was trying to help you.

Say goodbye to your sappy -wappy.

In conclusion, Sage is expelled.

Sweet mother of dragons, what's
happening?

Saffron was using her medallion to make
you love her so she can control you.

You're a super cute couple.

How dare you use a spell to make me fall
in love with you when I would...

date you in a heartbeat.

And still would if that's something you
can see in the future with me. Ha!

I nuzzled that man's nose for you.

Mom, that was your bad choice.

I just can't with you right now.

So Sage's mom is a bat.

Told you she wasn't right.

She has a medallion that turns her into
a bat.

Still not right.

Sage, I'm afraid I still have to expel
you for violating the knight's code.

Actually, Sir Gareth, the Phoenix Squad
would like to withdraw a complaint.

You want Sage to stay?

Yeah. She actually helped us save you.

Sage could have easily let her mom make
her a knight, but she wanted to earn it

on her own.

That's pretty honorable.

Those do sound like the actions of a
knight.

Safe and simple.

Yes! Wow, that felt weird.

I hope you're not expecting a thank you.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Well, now that that's over, you're still
in last place.

Yeah, well, last place is a black place.

That makes absolutely no sense.

You make absolutely no sense. You want
to know what really makes no sense?

Please tell me.

Now that feels right.