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Ugh.

All I do is bake,
cut, jar, repeat.

I honestly can't remember
my life before lasagna.

It was us.

You're right.

I blacked it out.

You know,
if you need a break,

my college is doing
a walking tour

of the first
Connecticut Post Office.

I could see
if there's still tickets.

I guarantee you
there's still tickets.

Trip's gonna be here
in a couple minutes,

so just waffles to go.

Syrup on the side.
I don't want them to get soggy.

Greg, did you hear that?
She ordered waffles.

Huh. She didn't even
want to hear the specials.
Mnh-mnh.

I just want breakfast to go.
I don't see the big deal.

The big deal is
you always think of yourself.

I'm working my ass off to help
support this family.

Okay, okay. I didn't mean to
trigger a mom rant.

Nobody mention paper straws.

Ugh!
They're terrible!

They get all mushy
and fall apart.

And what about milkshakes?

You can't even drink
a milkshake anymore.

What are you doing?

Making things worse.

Hey babe, did you get your
admissions letter yet?

No, but I hope it comes soon
and I get accepted

so I can get out
of this prison.

Taylor, come on.

Sorry.
It's not a prison.

Prisoners
get breakfast.
Ugh.

Babe, if you do get in,
you'll move away from me.

That letter
could change everything.

Let's not worry about it
until it happens.

You're right.

We will paint that bridge
when we walk over it.

We'll paint it then.
We'll paint it together.

Oliver, we're leaving.

If my admissions letter
from Carnegie Mellon comes,

don't open it.

You know,
Trip is right.

If she gets in,
it is gonna change everything.

I know. The first year's tuition
is $56,000.

Ugh.

We've talked
about this.

You can't kill me so you can
cash in my life insurance.

It's illegal,
and you'll get caught.

Oh, I would not get caught.

I would not get caught.

Kate!

Nice mustache,
mid-puberty Justin Bieber.

I'll take it.

That dude's yoked now.

Mm.
Greg's in his office.

Ow! Aah! Gah! Oh, ow!

Lonnie, come on!

Oh!

What am I doing,
wasting my time

writing a book about
this social media half-wit

who contributes nothing of value
to our society

or the world in general?

You're selling out so you can
send your daughter to college.

Right.

Anna-Kat, you're gonna be late
for school!

I'm missing health class.

It's fine.

I don't need Ms. Shineburg
to explain

why I'm starting to get B.O.

Hey, I need you to buy
a hundred boxes

of Wildflower Girl cookies
from me.

It's the last weekend
to sell,

and I'm not even close
to my goal.

Oh, sure.

What's that, $500?
I don't have any cash.

Grab a handful of diamonds
from the vault.

We're regular people,
Anna-Kat.

We live month-to-month.

We can't just throw money
at problems.

Fine. I guess
I won't win the trip.

Wait.
What trip?

The Wildflower Girl
who sells the most cookies

gets an all-expense paid
family trip to Hollywood.

I haven't been on a vacation
since I gave birth to you.

Oh, two weeks of bed rest
at a Kaiser, baby!

The vacation includes
spa treatments,

tickets to
a game-show taping,

and the hotel
has a kids' club,

which means after we enjoy
our complimentary breakfast,

you won't see me until
our complimentary dinner.

Let's sell some cookies!

Got a little
surprise for you.

Two tickets to
the Winter Festival?

Aww! That's where
we had our first date.

With you maybe going to college
in a few months,

I thought it'd be fun to
remember where it all started.

It's also where
we had our first kiss.

And where we had
our first funnel cake.

Okay,
I have to come clean.

I'd had funnel cake
before,

but I swear
it meant nothing to me!

I can't believe that's the guy
who called Teen Help Line

saying he wanted
to off himself.

Yeah.
It doesn't make any sense.

He's popular,
he's lettered in three sports,

all the girls like him.

And a teacher
actually resigned

because she
fell in love with him.

How cool is that?

I just need to
get him to open up,

but I can't
just approach him,

because Teen Help Line
is confidential.

I'm not even
supposed to know who he is.

I have to get him
to call back.

But how?

I have no idea.

Dude, I'm sorry.
I'm hungry.

My blood shugie's muy low.

Obviously, Greg and I
hope that she gets in,

but we just aren't sure how
we're gonna pay for it.

Katie, I can't fix
your poorness.

Okay?

And thinking about it
is making it difficult

for me to enjoy
my frittata.
Ugh.

Why don't you give me
something easier?

Like, what's with
the little child of yours

and, um,
her cake project?

You mean Anna-Kat
and the cookies?
Yes.

She's trying to
sell enough boxes

to win a trip
to Hollywood,

but it's hard to compete

when all the other girls
buy their victories.

Ugh. All roads
lead back to poorness.

So, if you can't outspend them,
outthink them.

Dust off your marketing degree
and sell some cookies.

Oh, we are.

We are going to hit up
the grocery stores,

walk the neighborhoods--

Katie, that's how they sold
cookies in the old days.

Make a video and hit
social media like Lonnie does.

Oooh, that's good.
Mm-hmm.

Hey, um, by the way,

is Lonnie single?

Doris.

I just saw that show
"Mrs. Fletcher,"

and I got me some ideas.

Mnh-mnh, no.

You ready?

You know, sometimes
I have a hard time

talking my problems through.

Maybe there's something
on this bulletin board

that could help us.

Oooh, someone's selling
Wimbledon tickets.

If you're really
feeling sad,

you should call
Teen Help Line.

It's anonymous,

and it's not some adult
who doesn't get it.

It's teens
talking to teens.

The best time to call is Tuesday
between 5:00 and 10:00 p.m.

Hey, Jacob!
Wait up!

Damn.

I don't know
if he heard me.

If it makes you feel
any better,

I'm going to Wimbledon!

When I shot my buddy Turd

in the nads
with a paintball gun,

I got to
one million followers.

But the real turning point,
which got me to 35 mil,

was when I jumped off my garage
dressed as a bird

and I broke
both my ankles.

I was like, "Cawww!"

And then I was like,
"Aaaaaah!"

Fascinating.

Do you ever think you could be
doing something with your fame

to make a difference
in the world?

What do you mean?

I mean, you have a platform

which reaches
millions of young people.

You could have
a real impact.

I think if we're gonna be
writing a book about you,

we need to be saying
something more substantial.

Maybe you're right.
I'll give it some thought.

Hey, guys,
if you like what you see,

remember to smash
that like button.

Lonnie,
are you filming this?
Yeah.

It's my new
video series called

"Deep Talks with
Professor Badonkadonk."

For the last time,
my ass isn't that big.

These are thick-ribbed
corduroys.

I'm heading to the edge of
the driveway to sell cookies.

The days of old-school selling
are over.

We are going to shoot a video
and make it go viral.

Can I have 100 bucks?

Is there a rich person
standing behind me?

I want to spring for dinner
at Winter Fest tomorrow tonight.

Trip got the tickets,

and I thought it'd be
a nice gesture.

Aw, babe,
you don't have to do that.

She's not going to do that.

I don't see the problem.

You have your own company,
and Dad is writing some book.

For now,
all the money that I make

goes right back
into the business.

And your dad doesn't get paid
until his book is published.

All you guys do
is say no.

That is not true.

Sometimes I say
"I've got to think about it,"

then I say no.

What's going in here?
I'm trying to work.
It's your daughter.

Despite our
mediocre-at-best efforts,

she has turned into
a spoiled brat.

Ugh!
I am so sick of this!

I can't wait to move out
and go to college!

I can wait.

You don't even know
if you're getting in yet.

You're about to
find out.

The letter from
Carnegie Mellon came.

And Mom, here's another warning
from the library.

You've gotta return
"Gone Girl."

I will finish
in my own damn time.

Are you going to
open it?

Yeah, open it.

Not now.

If I get in,
Trip will be sad.

But if I don't get in,
then I'll be sad.

Either way, our night at
the festival is ruined.

You know what?

I'll leave it here
and open it later.

If I don't know,
I don't have to worry about it.

Are you sure, babe?

Patience is a dish
best served cold.

It is, babe.
It's best served cold.

Nope.
It's Trip.

Oh, sorry, I keep a running tab
in my head

of which one of them
is dumber.

Ohh.

We came to you because you are
the expert for Internet videos.

Well, I like to start
by brainstorming ideas.
Mm-hmm.

Franklin, say the first thing
that comes to mind.

Uh, dragons.
Balloons.

Mermaids. Volcanos.
The movie "Soapdish"--

Okay, good work.
Take a break.

Anna-Kat?

How about
a claymation video?

Do you even know
how to do that?
No.

Okay, good work.
Take a break.

Kate.

Dragons. Balloons.
Mermaids.

I fit
14 cookies into my mouth.

How many cookies
can you fit in your mouth?

This kid's a genius.

Hi, I'm Anna-Kat Otto,

and I have 10 cookies
in my mouth.

Can you beat me?

Take my Wildflower Girls
Cookie Challenge

and find out.

Order your cookies
under Anna-Kat Otto

on the Wildflower Girls website

and challenge your friends.

It's official.

The Wildflower Girls Cookie
Challenge has launched.

Awesome.

But maybe we should re-edit
to include a link to my podcast,

"Getting Frank
With Franklin."

Guess who next week's
guest is?

Me.
It's always me.

This is great.

I don't know about you,

but I'm not thinking about
that letter at all.

What letter?

The letter
from Carnegie Mellon.

Oh, I know.

I was just pretending
I didn't know

because that's how little
I'm thinking about it.

You're such
a good actress.

You're totally getting in.

Stop!
Let's just keep having fun

and not think about
Carnegie Mellon.

Hi! Uh, what's your
flavor of the day?

Melon.

Oh, God.

Oh, hey, Deborah.
How was your weekend?

It was good,
but challenging.

Okay.
Great.

I got into a fight with my
mother about boundaries.

She doesn't want me stopping by
her apartment anymore.

Okay. Well, it sounds like
you worked through it.

Actually, I didn't.

It's just,
there's all this stuff,

all this pressure,
you know? I mean--

Teen Help Line. Please have
a lengthy problem.

Hey, man. I called
and talked to you last week.

Hey!
I mean, hey.

I'm glad you called back.

Yeah.

Maybe this was a mistake.

No, no,
it's good you called.

Is everything okay?

I just feel like I have to
tell someone, you know?

Y-- For sure.

This is a safe space,

so you can say
whatever you want.

Hello?
You still there?

Yeah.
Yeah, I'm still here.

I just never
said this out loud before

to myself or anyone.

But, um...

Uh...

I think I'm gay.

I mean...
No-- [ Inhales sharply ]

I'm gay. Um, I'm gay.

That was great.

You did great.

I can't believe
I just said that.

You know, I know what
a big deal this is for you,

but you're not alone.

There are a lot of teens
who have gone through this

and come out the other side
just fine.

And they're not popular
football players like you.

How do you know
I play football?

Uh, I-I don't.

It says here in the script.

I say, "You're
a football player" to guys

and "You're
a volleyball player" to girls.

I thought this was
a national hotline.

It's local?
Do you go to my school?

No! Look, Will--

You know who I am?!

Uhhh...
You're that kid.

You're that kid
by the bulletin board!

You don't have to worry.
I'm not gonna tell anybody.

Yeah,
I'll make sure of that.

Hello? Will?

I-I mean,
anonymous caller?

Can I have a pretzel?

Sorry, honey.

She wants a pretzel.
Just let her.

Did you hear that?

The mom said, "Let her."
As in "admissions letter"?

We're clearly
not gonna have any fun.

Let's just go home,
open the letter,

and get it over with.
"Letter."

You just said "letter"!
There it is again!

Ow!

Ah!

You know that phrase
"It never gets old"?

That does not apply here.

Oh, I actually took your advice
about making an impact.

I shot a video where
I handed out money to people.

Oh.

It wasn't real money,
they were Lonnie Bucks,

but they are redeemable
on my website

for some sick merch, bro.

That's 10 million
Lonnie Bucks.

You're halfway to a T-shirt
with paintball splats on it.

I already have six of those.

Lonnie, I appreciate
that you're trying,

but making a difference

means doing something
for someone else

that doesn't
benefit yourself.

I don't get
your generation.

We came for more cookies!

Yep.
We sold out again.

I saw your video.
So creative.

I guess when you have
no other resources,

you have to use
the ol' noodle, huh?

Mm.

I took your cookie challenge,
Anna-Kat.

I hope you win.

You're not going to, though.

Because however many boxes
you sell,

I'm going to have my dad
buy one more so I win.

Why would you do that?

Because my mom and I
like to win things.

Right, Mom?
You got it, baby!

Do you even want
that vacation?

Oh, Katie.
The Los Angeles thing?

That's not a vacation.

I just have some errands
to run out there.

I'm sorry, Anna-Kat.

But you should be
proud of yourself.

You tried to win
the contest the right way,

and at the end of the day,
that's what's most important.

I already know that lesson.

I wanted to learn
a new lesson,

the one where I work hard
and get a great trip.

There'll be other trips.

No.
Not really.

I just wanted a real vacation

before my big sister
goes away to college

and changes our family
forever.

Oh, sweetie.

This was gonna be
our last big memory

when we're all together.

It's like a paintball
to your heart, right, Kate?

Run.
Yep.

Hey, you.

Will, wait! I don't want to die
in a pair of Kirkland jeans.

You better
keep your mouth shut.

Of course.

And I know this is easy
for me to say,

but I don't think
it will ruin your life

if people know you're gay.

Will you shut up?

Look, you--

You don't know
what it's like.

There are expectations
of me--

at home, at school,

with my friends
and my teammates.

Yeah, and all those people
care about you.

Honestly,
if you come out,

I really believe
everyone will support you.

You don't know
what you're talking about.

Well, I guess there's only
one way for you to find out.

Yeah, I guess.

Hey.

I know that you've been dying to
open that letter

but you waited because you
didn't want to ruin our night.

That's what I love
about you--

you always put
other people first.

I'll miss you, but...

I really hope
you get in.

Taylor, wait.

I don't have
anything else.

I've just seen that
happen a lot in movies.

Oh.
How was the festival?

Uh, not great.

No matter how hard we tried,

we couldn't stop
thinking about the letter.

I'm gonna take this to my room
and open it alone.

I suppose we should
probably talk about

how we're gonna pay for
Carnegie Mellon if she gets in.

Obviously, there's no way
we can afford this.

Maybe your business
will take off

and my book
will be a success?

That's at least
a year away.

How are we going to pay for it
in the meantime?

I do have
10 million Lonnie Bucks.

She's our kid.

I guess
we'll figure it out.

We'll just work
until we die.

And there's that lady
at the grocery store

who said she'd pay anything
to have my hair.

I really hope she gets in.

Me too.

Well?

They said no.

Oh.
Oh, sweetie.

I'm so sorry.

It is their loss.

Your audition tape
was amazing.

You can re-apply
next year, right?

Yeah.
I guess.

I know how much
you wanted this.

If it's any consolation,

I couldn't really wear
a college sweatshirt

that said "Carnegie Mellon"
with these.

Hey, do you have something
to tell me?

No. Do you have something
to tell me?

Mom and Dad said you didn't get
into Carnegie Mellon.

Why'd you lie?

What are you
talking about?

I steamed open
your admissions letter,

read it,
and sealed it back up.

What?!

I open all the important mail
that comes to the house.

I'm still hoping my real parents
are trying to find me.

Oliver!
I don't understand.

You got in.
This is your dream.

Trip told me that
I always put other people first,

but you know what?

I haven't been,

especially with
Mom and Dad.

I overheard them
talking about

how they can't afford
college right now.

So, I put them first.

I'm gonna tell Carnegie Mellon
I'll come next year.

And in the meantime,

I'll get a job
and help them pay for it.

Now, do you have something
to tell me?

What are you
talking about?

Your new
Instagram account.

What?

"Hey, everybody,
it's Oliver Otto.

I got some advice today,
and I've decided to take it.

It's time the world knows
the real me.

I'm gay."

It's everywhere.

Oh...

A kid from our school
called Teen Help Line

and told me he was gay,
but he's afraid to come out.

I let it slip
that I knew who he was.

He must be doing this
preemptively

in case I was gonna
out him.

So, you're not gay?

No.

Are you gonna
post something denying it?

No.

Well, what about
everyone at school?

Hopefully they'll be
cool with it,

just like I told him
they would be.

You think?

I guess we're gonna
find out.

Look at you
being a good person.

You too.
I know!

What is happening to us?

I think we're letting
Mom and Dad's

homespun middle-class values
corrupt us.

Damn them.

Am I allowed to boo
when they announce
Paris as the winner?

Of course, honey.

But pretend to be
tying your shoe

so they don't know
where it's coming from.

Okay, Wildflower Girls.

The moment is finally here.

Time to announce
the top three sellers!

In third place,
with 112 boxes sold,

Elaine Johnson!

And in second place,
with 642 boxes sold, Paris!

Wait. No, what?

That-- That's--
That's not right.

That should say first place.
Um...

And in first...

With 87,416 boxes sold,
Anna-Kat Otto?

What?

How did this happen?

Aaaaand 35!

I took the Anna-Kat Otto

Wildflower Girls Cookie
Challenge,

and so should you!

Click the link right here

to get your own cookies
from Anna-Kat.

And for every box you guys buy,

I'll donate $5
to a local food pantry.

Let's make a difference!

Whoa, that's awesome,
Lonnie!

When did you post that?

About an hour ago.

I saw how much it meant
to Anna-Kat

to win that vacation
for your family.

And I figured
the food pantry thing

was a good way to
help the community.

You're growing as a person.
I'm proud of you.

Yeah. Cool.

Pudding balloon.

Is that slang?
What does that mean?

No. I'm throwing
a pudding balloon at you.

At least the things
you're throwing at me

are getting softer.

I appreciate that.

Who cares how it happened?
We won!

We're going on
a real-people vacation!

Now you should take

the Anna-Kat Cookie Challenge!