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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,689 --> 00:00:26,689 Yeah, here they come. 2 00:00:27,910 --> 00:00:29,250 What's up, death row? 3 00:00:31,730 --> 00:00:32,730 Hold up. 4 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,290 I'm about to bust out the plane, okay? 5 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:37,190 Get the fuck down. 6 00:00:37,450 --> 00:00:39,610 All right, I'll take the one to the left. Take the one to the right. 7 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:41,250 There you go. 8 00:00:41,930 --> 00:00:44,590 Honey, I hope you'll be ready to go. 9 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:46,450 Yeah, one sec, babe. 10 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,120 Hey, watch out, they're coming in. 11 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,500 They're coming in, they're coming in. Oh, no. 12 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,600 Oh, fuck, they're coming in. 13 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,680 Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Abort mission, abort, abort. 14 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:12,060 Fuck. 15 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:13,260 I'm dead. 16 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,240 I can't believe it. 17 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Fuck. 18 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:18,740 Oh, need another beer, bro? 19 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,200 I'm good, I appreciate it, bro. All right. 20 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:48,790 Did we talk about? 21 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:50,890 What are you talking about? 22 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:53,190 These are my beers. I bought them. 23 00:01:53,490 --> 00:01:57,530 I told you I'm not drinking your lame -ass wine coolers. Not about the beers. 24 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:59,330 About drinking with my boyfriend. 25 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:04,490 Are you seriously telling me to tell your boyfriend not to have any beers? 26 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,450 That's what we agreed to. 27 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:10,250 Well, that was before DEFCON 3 came out. 28 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:15,300 Listen to me. This is my only night off this week. and I want to spend it with 29 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,740 my boyfriend at a fancy restaurant eating nice food and dancing. 30 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:22,180 And when I come home, I want him in my bed. 31 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:27,380 I don't need him up all night playing video games, getting drunk with you, and 32 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,380 passing out on the sofa. 33 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:35,460 Okay, well, it's his day off too, so if he wants to spend it having brewskis 34 00:02:35,460 --> 00:02:42,120 with his bro... I am not competing with you, Chadwick. He's my boyfriend. 35 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,920 You know what? 36 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,800 I think you're a bad influence on my best friend. 37 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,020 Me? The bad influence? 38 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:52,900 Yeah, that's right. 39 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,760 If your boyfriend wants to spend his time with his best friend more than he 40 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,980 wants to spend it with you, maybe you need to get a new boyfriend. 41 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,980 What did you just say? 42 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:05,680 Yo, Chad, what's the EPA on that IPA? 43 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,040 Face it, sis. 44 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:11,020 The man's made his choice. 45 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:12,740 You lose. 46 00:03:24,089 --> 00:03:26,270 Honey, I am ready. 47 00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:28,070 What are you doing? 48 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:31,790 Hey, come on, hop in the shower. 49 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:38,090 It's our one night of the week that we get to go on a date. 50 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:39,450 Come on. 51 00:03:41,370 --> 00:03:42,370 Baby, 52 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:45,750 are you awake? 53 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:48,190 Come on, it's our date night. 54 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,690 Please, for me. 55 00:03:56,739 --> 00:03:59,740 Baby, please. Come on, wake up. Wake up. We gotta go. 56 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:03,820 Hey, sis. 57 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,840 Nice dress. 58 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:11,280 Hey, 59 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:18,820 bro. 60 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:20,339 What's up? 61 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,400 Look, I'm not in the mood for more of your lectures right now, alright? 62 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,560 Lecture. 63 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:26,449 It's funny. 64 00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:32,550 No, you know, I was just thinking about, you know, when we were kids, playing at 65 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:35,290 your mom and my dad's house, how we would always wrestle. 66 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:38,410 And, of course, I mean, I would always win. 67 00:04:39,170 --> 00:04:41,510 Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would let you win sometimes. 68 00:04:42,610 --> 00:04:43,610 Right. 69 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:49,310 Anyways, my point is, don't you miss how close we used to be? 70 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:55,170 Well, I suppose if we spent more time together, then... 71 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,440 I wouldn't be spending as much time with my best friend. 72 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:02,380 Exactly. Like, maybe you'd like hanging out with me so much you wouldn't even 73 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:03,380 want to see Jason. 74 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:09,980 Well, that's not really how it works. I mean, me and Jason just have a lot more 75 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:11,060 in common than you and I. 76 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:16,320 It's not that I don't like spending time with you. I do, but it's just 77 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,320 different. 78 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,000 Because I'm a girl? 79 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:21,940 Well, yeah. 80 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:27,670 You can't wrestle with me anymore because I'm a girl. 81 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:35,270 Well, you're a woman, and it's not exactly that cool to wrestle with your 82 00:05:35,270 --> 00:05:36,330 adult stepsisters. 83 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,050 Because you'd get turned on? 84 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:44,390 What? Fuck off. What are you getting at here? 85 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:49,890 I want to make a deal. Okay? I want something from you that costs nothing. 86 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:51,950 Just your effort. 87 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:57,870 And in exchange, I will give you something for me that costs nothing, 88 00:05:57,870 --> 00:05:58,870 effort. 89 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:02,150 And what do you have that I would want? 90 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,570 What don't I have that you would want? 91 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:08,630 How about this? 92 00:06:08,950 --> 00:06:14,250 I take off the sexy little dress for you, so long as you leave my boyfriend 93 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,250 alone whenever I want. 94 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:20,170 You know this is kind of fucked up, right? 95 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:24,760 What kind of pervert do you think I am? Want to see my sister naked? 96 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,840 Okay, all right. Let's just forget about it. Sorry. 97 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:29,700 Okay, hold on. 98 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,900 I'm not saying I don't like the direction that this is headed. 99 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:36,240 I do. 100 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:42,260 It's just, you know, if you're just standing there naked, it's just going to 101 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:46,160 feel like my sister's standing there naked because she wants something in 102 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:50,480 exchange. It doesn't feel like it's really for me. It's not really that, you 103 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,479 know. 104 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:56,540 So I just maybe want to tweak it a little bit, you know? So what do you 105 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:57,660 Chad? I'm desperate here. 106 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:06,680 Well, there was this one time where you and Jason were in the other room and 107 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:13,680 you had this music playing and you were giggling and, I don't know, 108 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,900 it's going to sound kind of crazy, kind of goofy. 109 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:17,840 Just tell me. 110 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,280 I want you to give me a lap dance. 111 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:24,880 A dance? 112 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,100 Like, a striptease? 113 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,040 No, I've only ever done that for my boyfriend. 114 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,140 Do it for me like you would do it for him. 115 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,040 Oh, my God. 116 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:36,880 No, Chad. 117 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,500 Why are you laughing? 118 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,960 You're the one who came in here, like, ready to get naked for me to strip down. 119 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,160 Like, I'm not the pathetic one. Okay, deal. 120 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:46,580 Okay? 121 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:48,140 Deal. 122 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:49,880 Turn on some music. 123 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:07,410 Is this what you wanted? 124 00:08:10,130 --> 00:08:11,550 Yeah that's working. 125 00:08:36,169 --> 00:08:37,169 Mm -hmm. 126 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:16,660 Let me just, uh... I'm going to adjust my zipper if you can't let me. 127 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:18,360 Yeah. Yeah. 128 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,680 Okay, cool. 129 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,420 What are you doing? 130 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:27,240 Oh, it's, um... It's not a big deal. I'm just... You know, I'm enjoying it, 131 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,880 so... Yeah. I can see that. You're fucking hard. 132 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:36,100 Yeah. So... I like it. Come on. 133 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,320 Should I continue? 134 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,600 Yeah. 135 00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:04,550 It's distracting, like... Yeah? 136 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:07,250 Yeah. Well, I can feel that you're wet. 137 00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:13,970 Well, yeah, there's a hard dick right up against me, like... Yeah, 138 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:19,810 I don't... Well... 139 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:25,170 What do you want me to do? 140 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:30,470 I mean, I don't know. It's more comfortable, I guess. You could take it 141 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:31,470 I'm... 142 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,140 I'm not going to do anything with it after that. 143 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,440 Okay. Yeah. 144 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,360 That sounds good. 145 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:40,540 Okay. 146 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:53,120 You want to just, you know, just grind against it a little more? 147 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,880 I guess, if I keep my panties on. 148 00:10:58,660 --> 00:10:59,660 Yeah, like that. 149 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:38,220 Do you think maybe 150 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:42,160 I could just see you? 151 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:43,860 Next to your pretty face. 152 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:48,320 After that, a deal's a deal, I swear. 153 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,240 Okay. I just want to see it next to your face. 154 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:52,840 Yeah? Yeah, of course. 155 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,420 I have an even better idea. 156 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,960 Why don't you lay back on the bed? 157 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:20,850 Thank you. 158 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,120 A little sweeter for you. 159 00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:17,590 A little better than what I was expecting. 160 00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:24,370 But it's definitely blowing my mind. 161 00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:51,570 Okay. 162 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,180 What is that? 163 00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:58,690 Ugh. 164 00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:48,990 Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. 165 00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:51,550 Oh my goodness. 166 00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:57,690 I didn't know my stepbrother had such a nice fucking cock. 167 00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:31,710 Yeah. 168 00:24:32,550 --> 00:24:34,710 Oh, that's just beautiful. 169 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,620 Bye. 170 00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:00,820 Oh, stop it. 171 00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:38,250 Yeah. 172 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:39,990 Yeah. 173 00:38:55,150 --> 00:38:56,150 You know what? 174 00:38:56,690 --> 00:39:00,450 I think you're a bad influence on my best friend. 175 00:39:00,850 --> 00:39:04,110 Me? The black... Fuck, sorry. 176 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,010 One more time. 12048