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I need to get laid.
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Will you please stop?
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It's so annoying. No, shut up. Don't you
have any, like, hot friends that just,
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like, want to have sex?
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Not with you. Like, see, this is a big
ball. I need big balls now. I need to
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have sex. Yeah, okay.
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Sure, whatever.
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You feel lame, dude?
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Like, you're never going to get a
boyfriend like this. Shut up. Yes, I
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There's plenty of guys who want to have
sex all the time, like, whenever,
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wherever. No, it gets boring.
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No, it doesn't.
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Look, you're not a guy.
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Let me explain it to you.
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After you're fucking the same girl for,
like, over a week, it's fucking boring,
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okay? No, it's not.
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Yeah, it is. No, it's not.
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Not when you're like me. None of my
friends will fuck with you, dude,
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you're a fucking whack job. I'm not a
fucking whack job. You're a whack job.
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You just don't get laid enough.
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Oh, my God.
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All right, well, don't fuck with Twazy
when he gets here, dude.
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Why not? He's like one of your hottest
friends.
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Yeah, I don't care.
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I'm going to act totally normal, and I'm
totally going to fuck this guy.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with
me. He's not going to believe your
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bullshit. Yes, he will. He's going to
fall in love with me. No, all my friends
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know that you're a fucking stupid dude.
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I am not.
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Whatever.
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Why don't you get a job, loser?
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Fuck you.
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Hey,
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hey, where are you going?
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Oh, what up, bro? What's going on, boss?
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It's open, dude.
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What up, man?
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Yeah, it is open.
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Oh. What's going on? Yeah, dude.
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Just whatever, dude. Stay away from my
fucking whacked -off step -sit. She's a
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fucking nut. Oh, yeah? She's here? Yeah,
yeah, she's here.
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Did you see the football game last
night, dude?
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No. What happened?
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Did I miss something?
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Well, the Broncos won, so that's always
good, you know? I thought you were
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studying, dude. I thought you had the
finals and shit.
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Uh, I think I'm just gonna drop out.
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Watch out for this dog. You know how
crazy he is. Yeah, I don't like dogs.
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Really? You're a cat guy?
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No. Oh, no. Neither.
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Get out of here.
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Get out of here. No. Yeah, what do you
want?
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Hey, how are you?
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I'm good.
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Okay.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you. I'm Brooke. I'm his
sister.
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Michael.
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I thought you guys had met. You've never
met?
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We met like once, I think, but it wasn't
very long.
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Right. Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So, can you, like, leave us alone? We're
hanging out, dude.
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No, I know.
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She doesn't seem too bad.
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I don't think she's ruining the
conversation. Thank you.
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I told you she's crazy.
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Yeah. I don't know. She doesn't seem
crazy.
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No, she's cool. I love her. She's
family.
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Everything's great.
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Can you excuse us for a minute? Can I
just talk to my buddy for a minute,
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please?
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You can come back in a minute. I'll call
you just please.
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Sure. Thank you. Thank you, sis.
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Love you. Thank you.
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Thank you. You're the best.
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Dude, what the hell are you doing, bro?
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She doesn't seem that bad, you know?
She's fucking crazy, dude. She uses her
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fucking, her little skimpy fucking whore
outfits to try to fuck all my friends,
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dude. Don't fall for it. Yeah, I don't
know. She doesn't seem...
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I mean, she seems kind of kind. Like,
she seems nice. No, you don't
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She's fucking obsessive, dude. She'll
fall in love with you and she'll ruin
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fucking life, dude.
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Huh? Don't find out the hard way. I'm
telling you.
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I won't, you know.
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Don't fuck with him, okay?
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Why? I told you, don't fuck with my
friends.
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Whatever.
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Anyways, he knows you're crazy now. I
told him everything.
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He's still gonna fuck me, watch. Okay,
we'll see. Come on.
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You want to put money on it?
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I bet. I bet you, like, $100.
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Get the fuck in there. Shut up.
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Hey.
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Yeah, yeah, everything's cool. So, yeah,
we talked. Everything's good.
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Okay, yeah, so we're into football,
right? Okay, yeah.
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Yeah, man. Yeah.
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Talk to my step -sister about football.
She loves football.
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You're wearing, like, a really... I
don't know. It's wintertime. Isn't it
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Mm. It's not that cold.
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You're going to turn the heat up in this
place too.
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Why don't you go turn the heat up,
Donnie?
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Do you want me to turn the heat up?
Yeah.
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Her shorts are like four inches long.
Why don't you go put on like sweats or
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something? Cover up.
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Because I look cute.
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I don't know why you have to dress like
this. Do you think I look cute?
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Yeah, she looks cute.
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Thanks. I'll be right back.
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The heat should go on in a minute now. I
got to go.
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Where are you going?
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I got to go pick up my friend Mike.
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Yeah? You know Mike? No, you don't know
Mike. No. Well, I got to go pick up my
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boy.
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And I should be back in maybe 30
minutes, 35 minutes.
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All right, brother. Well, you want me to
stay here?
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Well, I thought you had to go home and
do your finals and stuff.
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No, no, like, literally, like, when I
say I'm dropping down, like, I'm not
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gonna... He can sing. He can hang out
with me.
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I'll just wait here for you.
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Okay.
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Yeah. All right.
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See you later.
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Bye. I'll see you late.
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Later, man. I'll see you. Okay.
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Remember what I told you. It's amazing.
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You don't seem that bad.
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I mean, my brother thinks I'm fucking
crazy or something.
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I just... I just get horny sometimes,
that's all, honestly.
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Yeah. I don't think my brother gets laid
enough, to be honest.
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No, he doesn't.
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No, I actually really do like your
shorts, though.
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Thanks.
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I know, he always tells me I'm dressing
like a slut all the time. I'm like, no,
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I just want to look cute.
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Yeah, no, you do look cute.
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You're definitely, like, one of my
brother's hottest friends.
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So I'm not going to lie.
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So, um, I don't know what my brother's
really told
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you about me.
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But I promise, like, we can hook up and,
like, I'm not going to get crazy or
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anything like that.
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Well, I'm down.
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Are you a good jitter?
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I like to think so.
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Let me see what you're working with
here.
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Damn.
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I know, I'm pretty good at mopping.
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Big things come in small packages, I
like to think.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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I don't want to.
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No. You don't have a boyfriend?
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No. You want a boyfriend?
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Yeah. You do?
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I'm going to fuck him like this every
fucking day, yeah.
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I don't know how Deidre caught me in my
trailer with this thing.
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Fucking big.
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I love taking your fucking cock.
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My cock is so fucking sick.
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fucking calm.
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00:31:14,710 --> 00:31:15,730
Yeah, baby.
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I need you to come all over me.
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Cover me all in your nice warm calm,
baby.
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00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:30,490
Yeah. Fuck yeah.
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00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:33,510
Get it to me, baby.
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Th -th -th -th -
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my pussy.
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I want you to make it like a fucking
glazed donut.
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Give me all your warm fucking cum.
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Yeah.
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Cum all over this fucking pussy, baby.
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I want you to cum all over it.
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Yeah. Make my pussy look so fucking
glazed.
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Give it to me, baby.
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Give me that fucking cum.
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Oh, God, I want that fucking cum all
over my pussy.
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Give
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me
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that fucking cum, baby.
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Give me that fucking cum, baby.
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So,
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like, you're my girlfriend now, right?
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Yeah.
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Can't wait to tell my brother.
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Do you want to move in?
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Yeah, I'm down.
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Okay, well, maybe you should pack up
your things.
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We better get ready before he comes
home.
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All right, well, let's go.
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What's up, guys? I'm back.
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What the fuck?
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We're dating now, and I'm going to go
move in with him.
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Dude, this is crazy.
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What are you doing? Bro, I told you. I
told you she's fucking nuts.
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Bro, she's my girlfriend, bro. Don't
talk about her like that.
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Okay? Huh?
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00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,450
Yeah. Don't talk about her like that.
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I'm moving in. You guys are together
now? Yep, I'm moving in with him.
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We're probably going to get married
soon.
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00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:13,030
Dude, Swayze, you're my boy, man. What
the fuck?
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I don't want to.
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No, I mean, you're my boy, but she's my
girl. And that's more important.
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This is going to change everything, man.
We're not going to be able to watch
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football on Sundays anymore.
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No more strip clubs. No more fucking
anything, dude. You want to throw your
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away?
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It's not throwing my life away if it's
love.
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Okay?
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Yeah. True love.
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Yeah, Brooke. And I need to clean her
up.
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That's ridiculous. Thanks, babe.
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She made me cum so hard.
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You guys are disgusting, dude. And I
can't believe you're calling him babe.
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What? He's my man. You just fucking met
him, Brooke. You're such a fucking slut,
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dude. Fuck you guys.
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Seriously. You're not my boy anymore,
bro. Fuck that shit.
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