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Isn't this better than going to a
restaurant?
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What's the matter? Don't you like the
carnival?
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Well, I did when I was about to kick
your balls.
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That's your problem, Julia. You got no
sense of adventure.
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I just don't see what the big attraction
is.
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That being turned upside down and
hanging with the rainbow.
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You talking about the rides or the sex
life?
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I never considered our sex life an
amusement park, Joe.
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You got that right.
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Are you complaining about the way we
make love?
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No. Let's just have a good time, okay?
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I'm trying to.
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Let's get our fortunes pulled.
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No way.
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Uh -uh. This place is going to be cute.
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Come on. It's just for laughs.
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You go ahead.
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I'm going to pay for that shit.
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I'm going.
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Okay, fine.
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Coming?
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Oh, go ahead. I'll wait.
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I'll find out what our future is.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh,
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shit. You scared me.
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Where'd you come from?
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May I help you?
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Yeah, I'd like to have my fortune read.
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I?
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No. I do not have that gift.
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Well, can somebody read it for me? Yes.
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The madam, she will be right in.
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But I will take your contribution now.
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Sure.
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She's a real psychic.
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Trust me.
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You'll be more than satisfied.
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Have a seat.
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I will return.
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Black.
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Make yourself comfortable?
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How may I assist?
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Well, that's my girlfriend, and I...
She's real pretty, and we're in love,
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we get along and everything.
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And she's smart, but... You have
problems with your love life.
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Exactly.
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I just... I'd like to see her just get a
little hotter in the sack, you know?
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If you have found true love with her,
you should be more than satisfied.
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Can we look in the future?
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Let us look into the glass together and
see what happens when the mist is clear.
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Wow.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Mmm.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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Oh, yeah
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All right.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ugh.
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So what are you saying?
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I believe that you're destined for each
other.
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I think you're saying what I want to
hear.
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I'm telling you what I see in the
crystal.
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Well, I don't believe it. I think you're
a cheat.
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This behavior is not in fashion.
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You are offending the spirits.
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It's because I don't like getting ripped
off, all right?
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Well, your money cannot be returned.
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Yeah?
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You're a cheat, and you're a thief.
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Julia?
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Julia!
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Hey, try your luck, win a prize.
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That's okay, I'm looking for a girl.
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Hey, the first prize is this cute girl
right here.
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That's okay, she was sitting right over
there, maybe you saw her.
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I'll show you 100 people a day, buddy.
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You mean, now you want to try your luck?
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No, I gotta find her. First one's on me?
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Ah, bingo, what'd I tell you? I knew I
felt lucky about you.
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Who's won first prize?
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Here you go.
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No, I can't carry around. I gotta find
my girlfriend.
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You don't know what you're missing.
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Where's the circus?
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Right over there.
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Thanks. I mean, yeah, but you can do
absolutely anything you want.
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Come on.
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Ugh.
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Mwah.
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Ooh.
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um
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Yeah.
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Mmm.
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The sexiest show on earth is proud to
present the amazing Wanda and her
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performing man.
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome
to the show.
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My clown, he will be performing for you
today.
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And unfortunately, he did not clean the
arena for you today.
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Clown.
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You will need to get the plumes and
start cleaning. This is terrible. It's a
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mess. We can't perform like this.
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You think you're a funny man.
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Tonight, don't use your hands. No hands.
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As your punishment, you may no longer
use your hands.
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You figure it out.
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No, no, no.
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No feet. I don't want you using your
feet either.
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No hands. No feet.
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No arms.
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None of those. None of those.
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Let's go. Come on. Clean. Clean. This is
terrible.
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Up. Up on the pedestal.
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On the pedestal.
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Take a bow for the audience.
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Now that's taking a bow.
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That's definitely taking a bow.
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Like a clown.
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Do you want that bird?
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God.
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um um
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Aww.
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What are you doing?
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It's fine.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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oh oh
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No, no. No.
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No.
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No.
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Hey, buddy.
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Did you ever find that girl you were
looking for?
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No, I guess she left.
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I guess she's pretty disappointed.
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She did it wrong.
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Is that this doll?
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I guess you'll never really know how
much you care about somebody until they
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disappear.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go look for it.
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So anyways, uh, you enjoying the
carnival?
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It's different.
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You guys a circus?
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Yeah.
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That's what I'm showing you. They do
that every day?
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Four times a day, five times on the
weekends.
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They must start out at a young age for
that stuff.
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If you think that's something, you can
check out the female animals they have
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over there at the menagerie.
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Seriously? Oh, let me get one more.
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Room.
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Boom!
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Bye.
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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Ow! Ow!
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No. No.
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Oh my God!
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balloons changed, and circus accents.
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It's sometimes a very intense
experience.
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Oh, God, I can't say that again.
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It was like... I don't know.
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It was like I was dreaming.
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Now you were just looking into the
glass, sometimes the missed part to
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warnings and secrets and fantasies
within you, or in the future.
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Me and my girl? What do you think?
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I think that you're destined to be
together.
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Yes.
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01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:13,500
You weren't gone very long. What do you
mean?
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01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:15,860
Well, you're only gone about five
minutes.
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01:00:16,540 --> 01:00:17,580
Did you see the gypsy?
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01:00:18,020 --> 01:00:20,040
Yeah, but I'm sure glad to see you.
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01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,240
Really? I thought you were mad at me.
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01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:26,820
Oh, God, I never want to lose you. I
don't want to lose you either, Joe.
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Sorry for being such a bitch before.
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Thanks for bringing me home.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, it was an experience.
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Say that again.
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Joe, you said, I'd go anywhere with you.
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Let's get out of here.
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What do you think?
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Another satisfied customer?
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I don't know how you keep it up.
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What do you mean?
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It's magic.
203
01:01:04,780 --> 01:01:06,940
Did you see the way that guy was staring
at you?
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I mean, I could hardly keep from
laughing.
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Well, everybody gets something out of
it.
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It's just what you put in, I guess.
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Don't start believing your own bullshit.
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01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,440
What, you don't believe in magic?
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The only magic I believe in?
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With my magic wand and your magic box.
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There's only one thing I can say to that
remark.
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What's that?
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Abracadabra.
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Oh yeah.
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01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,120
Oh yeah.
216
01:06:38,350 --> 01:06:41,750
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
217
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:58,220
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
218
01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:11,700
Oh yeah.
219
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Oh, God. Here it comes. Do some more.
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Yeah.
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