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Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O. Henry's famous
Robin Hood of the Old West,

"The Cisco Kid."

Looks like we've got an
audience.

Cisco, you see what I see?

Si, I see.

Think I better pass the hat?

Maybe we should give them
something for their money first.

This señorita is smiling at
us, Cisco.

So?

Well, at least they're
applauding.

I'll go and do a full fender.

That'll open their eyes.

Help! Help!

Help!

Help!

The girl's in trouble.

Oh, Pat, are you all right?

Yes, thanks to this
gentlemen.

Oh, I can't begin to tell you
how grateful we are.

Forget it, señorita.

What happened?

I guess the cinch slipped.

Gosh, and I just stood there
like a lump on a log.

I couldn't even move.

And me, too, like a lump on a
log.

I think it's time we were
introduced.

I'm Pat Lacy, and this is my
sister, Peg.

My name is The Cisco Kid.

We've heard so much about
you.

Of course, hundreds of times.

And you must be Pancho.

Yes, I'm the other lump on a
log.

I wish there was some way we
could show our appreciation.

You said thank you.

That's enough for me.

Yes, if you're staying in
town tonight, why don't you come

and have dinner with us?

We run the restaurant in
town, the Bon Ton Lunch, and Pat

makes the most wonderful peach
pies you've ever eaten.

Peach pies, huh?

That's my favorite fruit!

It looks like a big fat
tortilla.

You're very kind, but we
can't stay in town very long.

We've got things to do.

Cisco, we've always got
something to do.

Well, if you can make it,
we'd love to have you drop in.

Yeah-- well, Cisco, what do
you say we eat first?

Oh, Pancho.

I'm a little tired.

When I'm tired, I'm not hungry.

I'm tired, but I'm hungry
also, too.

You'll feel better after we
get the room and clean up.

I think I will feel better
after I eat.

All right, amigo.

You get some dinner, and I'll
meet you later, huh?

Hey, what are you looking at?

These pictures on the wall.

Yeah, not bad, not bad.

And that, my esteemed
colleague, is the understatement

of the year.

Not only is it not bad, as you
so crudely observed, but it

begins to open up a new vista.

Hmm?

Oh, forgive me.

I keep forgetting that your
lexicon is so woefully limited.

Except for language, I'm
beginning to see the

possibilities of stirring up the
town and reaping more than just

a cloud of dust.

I was just admiring your
picture.

It was just a little rodeo
Peg and I entered last spring.

Well, permit me to introduce
myself.

I'm Jim Usher, president of the
Western Rodeo Circuit.

Allow me to introduce our Vice
President, Phil Burleson.

As a matter of fact, my
associate and I were considering

the feasibility of staging a
rodeo in your small community.

Yeah, we were just talking it
over.

I think that would be
wonderful.

And we have some good cowboys
around here, lots of them.

Tell me, do you think they
would be adverse to putting up a

small entry fee, say $100?

$100?

Well, let's say $50?

Let's talk to Peg.

I think we can dig up enough for
our own entry fees, if that will

help.

By all means.

Peg, this is Mr. Usher
of the Western Rodeo Circuit.

He's gonna put on a rodeo right
here in our town.

Why, that's wonderful!

The entry fee is only $50.

How much do we have?

You mean $50 apiece?

Why, that's $100 for both of us.

I don't think we have that.

You don't have to pay it all
right now.

Pay half of it, $50, and the
balance before the rodeo starts.

Oh, that's different.

Can anybody enter this rodeo,
señor?

Why, certainly, as long as he
pays his entry fee.

Oh, $50-- $50, eh?

You ride?

Me?

Of course I ride.

Who do you think I am, anyhow?

I ain't no tenderfeet.

But this information is
for my friend.

Maybe you hear about him, huh?

The best rider in the whole
world.

Sometimes they call him the--
Later, my friend.

We'll have some entry blanks
printed up, and you can fill out

one before the rodeo.

Here you are, Mr. Usher.

And I do say we'll have the
balance in a couple of days.

I'm sure this is going to be
the luckiest investment that

you've ever made.

If anything comes up, you can
get in touch with me at the

hotel.

Hey, 100 bucks.

Not bad, huh?

Don't be a lunkhead.

Well, Phil, what do you say we
get back to the hotel and get

this show on the road?

There's a lot of work to be
done.

Good evening, ladies.

Hey, let's take that $100 and
blow town.

That's only an insignificant
fraction of the gold that's

going to flow from the
cornucopia we have just conjured

up.

That reminds me of
another thing.

Cut out that college talk,
professor.

It makes me feel like I ain't
had no education.

My apologies.

If it's the cornucopia that
throws you, it's a mythical horn

of plenty, with a never-ending
supply of wealth flowing from

its base.

But henceforth, I shall endeavor
to confine myself to

three-letter words
for your convenience.

Words, words, nothing but
words.

Cisco, don't you think you
better go up and rest up for the

rodeo?

In the first place, I'm not
tired.

And in the second place, what's
all this talk about a rodeo in

the first place, anyhow?

In the first place, Cisco, I
put up $50 to put you in the

rodeo.

What?

Sure.

And you can win $100.

All you have to do is to ride.

It's a pushover, Cisco.

Wait a minute, Pancho.

Suppose you start from the
beginning and tell me what

you're trying to tell me.

Go ahead.

Cisco, excuse me.

I get a little bit excited, but
this man who comes to town with

the rodeo is gonna give away
lots of money in prizes.

And when did this all happen?

In the restaurant, Cisco.

The señoritas, they say that
it's a good thing for the town,

and make money for everybody.

Are the girls in it too?

Are they in it?

They got so excited they bet the
restaurant, but hey, I told them

they couldn't lose to Cisco.

Pancho, you must not be
so positive.

You know better.

Nobody gets anything for
nothing.

Now, who's the hombre that's
doing all this?

I don't know, Cisco, but he--
he's a very smart man.

Yes, very smart.

I'd like to meet him.

Well, I don't-- look!

Speak of the devil, Cisco.

Quick, Pancho, I don't want
him to see me.

I still don't see why I
couldn't have had that dessert.

Cisco, what's the matter?

You see snakes in the grasses?

Could be, Pancho.

Tell me, did you mention my name
to him?

No, as a matter to the fact,
Cisco, I was going to when I

paid him the money, but he say
to me, "I will talk to you

later."

Good.

Now remember, if you talk to him
again, don't mention my name.

I want to find out what he's up
to this time.

Oh, then you did see him
before?

Yes, I met him a long time
ago.

He's a smart operator, a
promoter and a confidence man.

Then why don't you have
confidence in him, Cisco?

Pancho, I'll tell you all
about the confidence later.

Do you know what he told the
señoritas?

No, only what I told you.

I'll have a talk with them in
the morning at their ranch.

I don't want this gentlemen to
see me around here.

It might scare him away.

We're getting in condition
for the rodeo.

I need some limbering up
myself.

What's wrong with right now?

Are you sure it's all right?

Of course it is.

We'd love to see you work out.

All right, open up the gate.

Nothing wrong with that.

I'd say it was great.

There's Pancho.

What are you doing here,
Pancho?

I thought you said you were
gonna keep an eye on those

hombres.

Yeah, they won't try no funny
business now no more.

What makes you so sure?

They're too busy collecting
money.

A lot of men signing up for
the meet?

Hundreds and hundreds.

Pancho... how many?

Well, I don't know, maybe 25.

Why, that's $1000.

Less 10% leaves $900 for
prize money.

Maybe we better drop in on
Mr. Usher to make sure

that nothing happens to
that prize money,

just in case he should be
tempted, eh, Pancho?

That's a good idea, Cisco.

Don't practice too much.

You may get tired for the rodeo.

Thanks, Cisco.

We'll be careful.

Stop into the restaurant tonight
and we'll something special for

you.

Adios, señoritas.

Here's your receipt for your
money, my friend.

A little token of our honesty.

You'll be notified in due time
as to the exact time of the

rodeo.

Meanwhile, please feel free to
call on us at any time.

We're at your service.

Now to get out of town with the
money without arousing

suspicion.

That won't be hard.

Who's gonna stop us?

We can't afford to take
chances.

I think I have a solution that
even you can fathom.

There you go with them words
again.

Why don't you talk American?

I'll try to make this as
simple as I can, so listen

carefully.

You go outside and duck around
the back of the hotel under that

window.

Make sure the coast is clear.

Then, whistle.

I'll drop the bag out the
window, and meet you on the

outskirts of town on the north
road.

Is that clear?

Sure.

I take the money, meet you
later.

Yeah.

Help me pack the bags.

Pancho, when he comes out,
keep him busy.

Remember, as soon as you get
out there, whistle.

(whistles)
Oh, señor, I'm glad to see

you.

You are just the man I was
looking for.

I haven't got time to talk to
you-- I'll see you later.

Oh, I'm sorry, because I want
to give you some money for two

more entries, but...

I will talk to you later, eh?

No, that's different.

Let's me and you go inside.

- (whistles)
You mustn't be so careless

with the prize money, señor.

I found it in front of the
hotel.

Cisco.

Ah, so you remember me, eh?

The bag must have fallen out
the window.

I better lock it up in the
trunk.

The hotel safe would be much
better.

I'll take it there myself.

When did he get into town?

I tried to told you he was
over there, but you wouldn't

listen to me.

You fool, you bungled
everything.

Well, how come you dropped
the bag down?

You said you'd wait till I
whistled.

Never mind that.

We got to work fast to get that
money back.

Only we've got to do it
legitimately.

Legitimately?

Yeah, we can't take chances
with Cisco.

I'll send for a couple of men
who will walk off with every

prize in the rodeo.

Don't forget Cisco's riding
that rodeo too.

And he's a pretty hard man to
beat.

I thought of that eventuality
too.

And I'm prepared to meet it.

In other words--
Look, don't use any others.

I can't understand the ones
you're using now.

Good morning, Miss Lacy.

All set for the rodeo?

I sure am.

Say, are you gonna have a
shooting contest?

I don't know.

You shoot?

Yes, I do.

Well, let's see that.

Pat?

Well, that's pretty good.

No, I don't think we'll have a
shooting contest.

You know, the reason I came in
here was to see about Cisco.

Cisco?

Yeah, you see, at the time we
were unaware that Cisco was

entered in the rodeo.

What difference does that
make?

Well, the beauty of these
rodeos is that they're local

events, open only to the
residents of the locality or

employees.

Hey, Miss Lacy, here are your
dishes.

I don't know where to stack
them.

Boy, do I have a lot of them in
the kitchen.

You said that residents or
employees?

That's right.

I forgot to tell you.

Cisco is employed here as a
dishwasher, and is eligible to

compete in the rodeo.

Oh, well of course.

In that case, there can be no
objection.

Well, I must get back to work.

Boys, I want you to meet
Ralph London, the greatest

all-around rodeo hand that ever
set foot into an arena.

Yeah, I know.

I figured he shouldn't have too
much trouble winning most of the

events, and we'd split the prize
money.

It sounds mighty good, but
you're forgetting one thing.

What's that?

Cisco.

Cisco? Here?

Yeah, that's right.

And you've got to ride against
him.

That ain't so good.

Yeah, he's a tough man to
beat.

I thought of that, too.

Maybe it's possible to
discourage him from riding, if

you know what I mean.

Where can we meet this Cisco
and when?

At the Bon Ton Lunch Room.

I'm pretty certain he's there
right now.

What are we waiting for?

There he is with his partner,
Pancho, talking to the two

girls.

You better wait out here and
catch them as they come flying

out.

Sit down, gentlemen.

Be with you in a minute.

All right, Cisco, I
understand you figure to ride in

the race tomorrow.

So?

So I'm telling you for your
own good, forget it.

And if I don't?

We'll have to fix it so you
can't ride.

And just how are you going to
do that?

Like this.

You should've let me go on in
and help them.

Forget it.

You're supposed to be
legitimate.

What are you talking about?

I never felt better in my life.

Now get out.

You better take your friend with
you if he's gonna ride in the

rodeo tomorrow.

What happened?

Who knows?

Pancho, I think I'll have a
talk with Mr. Usher-- alone.

Get him that abandoned cabin
you passed on the way into town.

Tie him up and keep him there
until after the rodeo.

I'll check with you later.

Phil, come with me.

Hey, what time is it?

The rodeo's about to get
started, if that's what's

worrying you.

You mean you're gonna keep me
here until it's over?

Is that it?

Correct.

Now be a good boy and just sit
there.

Don't ask any more questions and
you won't get hurt.

The first event will be calf
roping.

Will the contestants kindly
report to the center for

check-in?

Any sign of him?

I look all night for him.

I don't know what happened.

His horse is gone too.

Oh, I hope he gets here in
time for some of the events.

Calf roping contestants will
report to chute number one.

That's me.

Good luck, Peg.

(cow moos)
The first contestant will be

Peggy Lacy.

This should be interesting--
a girl competing against London

in the calf roping.

Hey, that girl's pretty good.

She roped him.

She hasn't thrown him yet.

Oh, no?

She has now.

The next contestant will be
Ralph London.

He got him.

All right, chalk up $200
on our side.

The winner is Ralph London in 17
seconds.

The next event will be the bronc
riding contest.

Will the contestants kindly
report to the center?

Well, I guess I lost that
one, too.

That London's pretty good.

He's pretty good too much.

(laughs)
You're just wasting your time

trying to get loose.

And you're only hurting your
hand.

I don't know.

I'm doing pretty well.

The winner-- Ralph London...

now leading with five events out
of seven.

That Ralph London, he win
everything.

Next on the program,
a contest of trick riding

between the Lacy sisters and
Ralph London.

Well, I think it's a waste of
time, but here we go.

Keep a stiff upper chin.

The winner is--
I know, Ralph London.

Say, mister, how many more
things have you got on your bill

affair?

The main event: the three
horse pony express relay race.

By the way, what happened to
Cisco?

Wasn't he supposed to be here at
the rodeo?

You paid his entry fee,
remember?

Don't worry, Cisco will be
here... I hope.

As I was saying, the winner
is... Ralph London!

And now the main event of the
rodeo, the three-horse pony

express relay race.

According to my records, we have
only two men entered, but I

understand that one of the men
has not shown up.

So I must declare the race
forfeited, and the winner again

is Ralph London.

What happened, Cisco?

I'll tell you later.

Cisco, you're just in time.

The big race is waiting for you.

I'm ready for the race.

Correction, please.

The main event will now take
place.

The contestants being Ralph
London and The Cisco Kid.

Bring in the other horses.

Everybody else will kindly clear
the arena.

(gunshot)
The winner is The Cisco Kid.

Ladies and gentlemen, this
concludes the rodeo.

If the winners will come to the
stand, we will now make the

awards.

Please, please, just a
minute.

Before we go any further, I
would like to say that I am not

eligible to accept my prize.

I'm not really a resident of
this locality, nor an employee.

And that goes for Ralph London,
too.

I therefore propose that our
prizes be held by a local

committee and trust, and used as
the town sees fit.

You may not be eligible, but
I am.

And I'll drill the first man who
makes a move.

(gunshot)
We'll never forget you as

long as we live.

We sure hate to see you go.

Just a minute, please.

You can't leave right now.

A contract's a contract, even if
it's verbal.

What do you mean?

This.

Oh, Pancho.

Oh, oh, Cisco!

Goodbye, amigos!

See you soon, ha!