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Oh, hey, Ben.
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Have you seen
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my complete collection
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of all 193 National Flags?
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Oh, here they are.
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Wow!
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So, I've been asked to run
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this year's Model U.N.
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at Pawnee Central High School.
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Attendance has been low,
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and if I don't
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make it awesome,
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they may cancel it.
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I wonder if
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I'm going to make it awesome.
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Or I could be South Korea,
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you could be Bangladesh.
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We could form, like,
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a trans-Asiatic alliance.
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Yeah, I like it.
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And I see the merits of it.
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I just worry if
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we're both in Asia,
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it might limit our scope.
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I kind of want to
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roll up my sleeves
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and make geo-political
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problem solving my bitch.
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Amen, brother.
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Let's go back to Plan "A."
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I'll be Denmark, you be Peru.
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Yes.
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You know, I didn't really
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do Model United Nations
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in high school. So...
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Oh, wait. I super did.
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I need a few more volunteers.
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Andy, will you be Iceland?
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The bad guys from
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Mighty Ducks Two?
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Don't think so.
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Okay. How about Japan?
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The bad guys from
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Karate Kid Two? Even worse.
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How about Germany?
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They've never
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been the bad guys.
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Why don't you be Finland?
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Okay.
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Okay?
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And I'll be the Moon.
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No. You're gonna be
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South Africa or Pakistan.
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I'm the Moon or I quit.
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April.
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Moon or quit, man.
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Fine. You be South Africa,
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and then you can also
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secretly run the Moon.
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The Moon accepts your
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ridiculous proposal.
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Ron, you want to join us?
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Look. I'll let you be America.
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And teach kids
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that not only is
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government good,
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but that there should be
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a worldwide super government?
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I'd rather sand down
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my toenails.
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Every three weeks,
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I have to sand down
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my toenails.
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They're too strong
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for clippers.
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Excuse me.
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Are you Leslie Knope?
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What am I talking about?
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Of course you are.
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Thank you so much
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for coming and trying to
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help save our club.
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We're so excited to see
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a true Pawnee Model
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U.N. legend in action.
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Thank you. I really
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wouldn't describe myself
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as a Model U.N. legend.
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I'd go with
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"icon." Or "hero."
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Look, if you ask me,
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Enron is down, but not out.
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Who doesn't like
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a comeback story?
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All right. If you
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want to hear my plan,
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get at me later.
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I've got to meet up
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with an old friend.
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All right. Peace, man.
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Let's go do this
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lunch thing.
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I just have one more
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quick interview.
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I'm still trying to
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find your replacement.
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That is unless
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you want your
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old job back?
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I told you before,
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Ronseph.
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I've moved on
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to bigger things.
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E 720 going under
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was a blessing.
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I'm tearing it up
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all over town like a boss.
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Sounds great, Tommy.
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I've offered Tom
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his job back
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several times.
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And each time,
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he's told me
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he's just too busy
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being an entrepreneur.
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Then, two days ago,
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I saw him spraying cologne
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samples at Macy's.
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The young man
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has a lot of pride.
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This isn't gonna be easy.
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Ann Perkins.
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Hey, Chris.
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How's it going?
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Not good.
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Can I talk to you?
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Okay.
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I'm not sure if you're aware,
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but I am romantically involved
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with Jerry Gergich's
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surprisingly hot daughter,
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Millicent Gergich.
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Yeah, you were grinding
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with her pretty hard
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at April's Halloween party.
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That's correct. Anyway,
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we've been on four dates.
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But now, Millicent Gergich
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hasn't returned
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my last two phone calls.
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I think our relationship
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may be in trouble,
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and I don't know why.
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Wow.
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A four-date-long relationship
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might not be 100% perfect?
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I think you should launch
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a full-scale investigation.
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The root of sarcasm
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is truth, Ann.
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I am going to launch
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a full-scale investigation.
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And I sincerely thank you
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for that suggestion.
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Glad I could help
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in these trying times.
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Sarcasm again.
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You're a delight.
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You have all been
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preparing for months
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for this year's
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geo-political scenario,
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Global Food Crisis.
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Security Council,
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we need you to lead us
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or billions of people
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will starve to death.
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But most importantly,
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have fun.
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Due to my campaign,
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the romantic aspect
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of our relationship is over.
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And I am totally
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fine with that.
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But Ben and I have
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so much in common.
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I mean,
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we're amazing friends.
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And friendship is better,
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because friends help you move.
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They drive you to the airport.
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Boyfriends just
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love you and marry you.
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Jerry, I am launching
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a full-scale investigation
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into my romantic relationship
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with your daughter,
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Millicent Gergich,
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and I thought
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I could pick your brain.
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Geez. I really shouldn't be
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involved in something...
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Quick recap.
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Things were
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going wonderfully.
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We clicked on
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an emotional level.
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And then, suddenly,
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I just stopped
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hearing from her.
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Now, you must know her
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pretty well. What gives?
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Here's what I saw go down.
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Donna. Yeah.
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Get in on this.
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You're too accessible.
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Every time she calls,
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you answer.
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You've got to
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dangle the carrot.
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Literally and metaphorically.
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Thank you, Donna.
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Thanks, Donna.
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So, Courtney.
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This says
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you retired in 1968.
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No, no, no.
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I was fired because
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I made a pass
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at an ethnic woman.
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And what have you been doing
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for the last 43 years?
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You know,
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hitchhiking around.
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I went to Mexico.
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I met a lot of ethnic girls.
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They grow on trees down there.
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I was in jail for a spell.
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That about
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brings it up to date.
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Sounds to me like
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you're ready to get back
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in the game, Courtney.
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We'll be in touch.
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Another very strong candidate.
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Are you insane? He was
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a million-year-old racist.
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He said he liked
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ethnic girls, Tom.
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I'm sorry, Ron,
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but I created a legacy here,
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and I need to make sure
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it's protected.
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Let's bring in
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some more people.
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In my four years here,
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I revolutionized
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the position of Administrator
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and made this place cool.
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I was the first person
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to abbreviate
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Parks and Recreation
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Department.
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First, it was
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Parks and Recreation.
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Then, Parks and Rec.
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Then, P and R.
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Then, I lengthened it
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just a little bit
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to Tommy's Place.
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Okay, wait a minute.
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I think I have it.
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What if we dropped
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interest rates?
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Would that help you?
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Maybe. But what if
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Brazil and Argentina
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use their oil deposits
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as collateral?
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Whoa. That's really good.
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Under-exaggerate much, France?
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Nice.
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Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom,
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zoom, zoom.
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Hey, Leslie, you ready?
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Ow!
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Sorry.
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That's okay.
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Hi, William.
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Hi. You ready?
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Yes. Absolutely.
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Um, they want me
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to do a photo op
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for the campaign,
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so I can bolster my
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education credentials.
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Can we just
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press pause here?
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Well, how long
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is it gonna take?
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I'm not really sure.
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Can you just tread water
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until I'm ready?
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Oh, sure. Yeah,
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I'll just tread water
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till you're ready.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Leslie and I
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aren't dating anymore.
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But we're friends.
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So it's fun.
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It's just fun.
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It's fun. It's fun...
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It is fun.
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Thanks a lot.
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Yes! Honey.
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I just traded
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Finland's military
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to Kenya for 50 lions.
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That's pretty good, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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But also,
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militaries are pretty good
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at protecting countries.
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But so are lions.
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And you don't
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have to pay them.
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These kids are idiots.
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I've just traded all of
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Finland's boring stuff
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for every other
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country's lions.
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I definitely have more lions
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than any other country
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in the whole world right now.
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I have no idea
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what's going on.
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But if that ends up meaning
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something in this game,
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I'd say I'm set.
342
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Hey. So, Russia and China
343
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are about to
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propose their own plans.
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So, the kids kind of
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want to get ours out there.
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Um, okay.
348
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This should probably take,
349
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like, five more minutes.
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Let's say
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10 or 15 to be safe.
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Well, how about we
353
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make it a cool 40?
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I'm sorry.
355
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It's just important.
356
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Well, this is
357
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important, too.
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I mean, it's kind of
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why we came here.
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Sorry. Could you
361
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just step over here?
362
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You're in the shot.
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Oh, of course.
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Her life is so awesome.
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You're lucky
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you're friends with her.
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Shut up, Bulgaria.
368
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I know. Well, that's the
369
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great thing about treaties.
370
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It doesn't even matter...
371
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Hey! I'm back.
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Or as they say in Denmark,
373
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"I'm back."
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Most people speak English.
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So, are you guys ready
376
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to polish off this treaty?
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Oh, um...
378
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Actually, I merged
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our treaty with Russia
380
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and China's treaty.
381
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I got cut out
382
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of my own treaty?
383
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Yeah.
384
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I got sick of
385
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treading water,
386
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so I swam over
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to Asia and made a deal.
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The nation of Denmark
389
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would like to
390
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formally request a summit
391
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with the nation of Peru
392
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over there
393
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by the refreshment table.
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Because the
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nation of Denmark
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needs a juice box.
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I am shocked and
398
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appalled by the actions
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of the honorable
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delegate from Peru.
401
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Leslie, just...
402
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Look. I thought
403
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I could handle
404
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being friends with you.
405
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But I can't. Okay?
406
00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,730
Now, we agreed
407
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the other night
408
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that we can't spend
409
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time together.
410
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I think that was
411
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the right call.
412
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But that was
413
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in a romantic way.
414
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We can still spend
415
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time together as friends.
416
00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,710
It doesn't work that way.
417
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You can't just
418
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chop up the aspects
419
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of a relationship
420
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into discrete parts
421
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and select the ones
422
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you want like a buffet.
423
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Why not?
424
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Because it's selfish.
425
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,730
Stop being obtuse.
426
00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:57,660
Look, I understand
427
00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:57,660
where he's coming from.
428
00:08:57,730 --> 00:08:59,790
But I have been nothing
429
00:08:57,730 --> 00:08:59,790
but straightforward with him.
430
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And if anyone
431
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in the entire world
432
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should understand
433
00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,440
the difficult
434
00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,440
position I'm in.
435
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,640
It's just,
436
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,640
I have made an effort,
437
00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:09,080
and I've shared
438
00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:09,080
my flags with him.
439
00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:11,580
And, suddenly, he doesn't
440
00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:11,580
want to be friends?
441
00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,410
Well, you know what?
442
00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,410
That leaves me
443
00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,410
with only one option.
444
00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,750
Just excuse me for...
445
00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,580
Attention! This is
446
00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,580
an urgent world matter.
447
00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:21,050
Due to a recent betrayal,
448
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,650
my homeland,
449
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,650
the great state of Denmark,
450
00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,090
has officially decided
451
00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,090
to declare war on Peru.
452
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Scandinavian brothers.
453
00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:29,960
On my signal.
454
00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:31,290
Unleash hell!
455
00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,300
See, I just don't
456
00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,300
believe in this whole
457
00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:38,930
"don't let people know
458
00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:38,930
how you feel" nonsense.
459
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I love telling people
460
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how I feel.
461
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Mostly because
462
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I love most people,
463
00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,210
and I love telling them
464
00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,210
I love them.
465
00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:44,610
You didn't tell that girl,
466
00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:44,610
you love her, did you?
467
00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,670
No. I'm not crazy.
468
00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:48,410
What is this urgent meeting
469
00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:48,410
with Donna and Jerry?
470
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,080
Ann Perkins.
471
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,080
I took your advice.
472
00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:51,590
My sarcastic advice?
473
00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:51,590
Precisely.
474
00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:52,710
And we're getting
475
00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:52,710
to the bottom of
476
00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:54,690
what's going on with me
477
00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:54,690
and Jerry's daughter.
478
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,450
And I thought you would
479
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,450
be a tremendous addition
480
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,450
to this think tank.
481
00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,430
This is incredibly
482
00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,430
inappropriate.
483
00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:00,860
Thank you.
484
00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:00,860
Okay, I'm game.
485
00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:04,530
No, I'm not kidding.
486
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,590
My name's Gary and
487
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,590
I'm from Gary, Indiana.
488
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,890
Amazing.
489
00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:11,100
People like hearing that.
490
00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:11,100
It's probably one
491
00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:11,100
of my stronger anecdotes.
492
00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:14,070
A fact is not
493
00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:14,070
an anecdote, Gary.
494
00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:15,570
Here's an anecdote.
495
00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,010
Today, I met the most
496
00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,010
boring man in the world.
497
00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,010
His name was Gary.
498
00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,070
Hmm.
499
00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:25,310
Now, Keith,
500
00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:25,310
under "sex", you wrote,
501
00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:28,050
"Yes. Ha, ha.
502
00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:28,050
Ha, ha. Ha, ha."
503
00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,150
Well played.
504
00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,150
Thank you.
505
00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,560
But all jokes aside,
506
00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,560
I'm a boy.
507
00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:36,660
Keith, I had this job
508
00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:36,660
for four years.
509
00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:39,170
And I can tell you,
510
00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:39,170
you get out of it
511
00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:39,170
what you put into it.
512
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,800
What are you hoping
513
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,800
to get out of it?
514
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,330
In, like, a month or so.
515
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,390
What?
516
00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:46,810
Oh "What." What am I hoping
517
00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:46,810
to get out of this job?
518
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:47,870
Yeah.
519
00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:50,430
Yeah.
520
00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:50,430
Like, one month of money.
521
00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,180
Would be just right.
522
00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:54,040
Let me give you
523
00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:54,040
a situation.
524
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,980
You're hosting
525
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,980
a town hall meeting
526
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,980
for local businesses.
527
00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:01,250
That's so much stuff.
528
00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:01,250
You just went...
529
00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:01,250
Kept on going.
530
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,660
That was, like, one thing.
531
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,660
I didn't even get
532
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,660
to the situation yet.
533
00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:05,080
Oh!
534
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:06,820
All right.
535
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,350
Well, thanks, guys.
536
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,350
I think we've all seen enough.
537
00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,830
Still not totally sure
538
00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,830
what I'm applying for,
539
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:17,200
but if you ask me,
540
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:17,200
I think it went pretty well.
541
00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:20,640
What we need to focus on
542
00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:20,640
is how to destroy Peru.
543
00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:22,610
Specifically,
544
00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:22,610
one person who lives there.
545
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,210
Madam Ambassador, are you
546
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,210
changing the scenario?
547
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,610
We didn't prepare for this.
548
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,340
Global politics can change
549
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,340
and scenarios can arise.
550
00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:30,480
And suddenly,
551
00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:30,480
you're just like,
552
00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:31,580
"Wait, I thought
553
00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:31,580
this one thing.
554
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:32,920
"But look over there,
555
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:32,920
that's a different thing.
556
00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:34,720
"And it's
557
00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:34,720
changing everything."
558
00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:34,720
And I'm like, "What?
559
00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:36,760
"Hold up..."
560
00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:38,120
Who has tanks for me?
561
00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:41,560
I'm sorry,
562
00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:41,560
but we're gonna keep trying
563
00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:41,560
to solve the food crisis.
564
00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:45,860
Food, shmood. This is war.
565
00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:45,860
God, it's time for you
566
00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:45,860
to nut up, Switzerland.
567
00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:49,800
Well, well, well.
568
00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:49,800
Look who is brave enough
569
00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:49,800
to show his face in Europe.
570
00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:53,900
Say the word, Leslie.
571
00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:53,900
I'll sic my army
572
00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:53,900
of lions on him.
573
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,470
Okay, look.
574
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,470
I think things are
575
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,470
starting to get
576
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:57,530
a little
577
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:57,530
out of control here.
578
00:11:57,610 --> 00:12:00,010
I agree. You betrayed me
579
00:11:57,610 --> 00:12:00,010
and you went behind my back.
580
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,110
And now, you need to pay.
581
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,510
I need to pay?
582
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,290
Do I stutter?
583
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,290
Okay. Fair enough.
584
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,790
Oh. You know what?
585
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,790
You might want to borrow this.
586
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,620
No one wants your
587
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,620
dirty underwear, Ben.
588
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,620
It's not dirty underwear.
589
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,520
It's a white flag,
590
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,520
and you may as well
591
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,960
start waving it
592
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,960
right now, Leslie.
593
00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:16,050
The only thing
594
00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:16,050
I will be waving
595
00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:17,390
is your decapitated
596
00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:17,390
head on a stick
597
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,590
in front of your
598
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,590
weeping mother.
599
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,830
Good Lord.
600
00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:24,500
They were duds, Ron.
601
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:25,700
Really, anything
602
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:25,700
would be better
603
00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:27,260
than the people
604
00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:27,260
we interviewed today.
605
00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,870
I guess
606
00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,870
you're right, Tom.
607
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,610
I'm not going to
608
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,610
find another you.
609
00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:31,940
You were perfect.
610
00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:35,210
Competent enough to keep
611
00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:35,210
the bosses off my back,
612
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,910
but selfish enough
613
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,910
to slow down all the work.
614
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,310
Tom Haverfords
615
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,310
don't grow on trees.
616
00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:43,650
If they did,
617
00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:43,650
I'd sell them. Tommy Trees.
618
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,520
Would you
619
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,520
consider coming back?
620
00:12:46,690 --> 00:12:48,320
Sorry, Ron. No can do.
621
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,220
I'm like a shark.
622
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,220
I don't swim backwards.
623
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,270
See you later, man.
624
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,570
We have been
625
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,570
making great strides
626
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,330
with genetically
627
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,330
modified crops,
628
00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,980
and would gladly pledge
629
00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,980
to continue the growth of...
630
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,910
Excuse me,
631
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,910
Madam Ambassador.
632
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,910
Excuse me.
633
00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:04,210
I'm not finished.
634
00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:04,210
Oh, really?
635
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,010
Then, why do I
636
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,010
have the microphone?
637
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:11,420
I move that
638
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:11,420
the Security Council
639
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:11,420
formally condemn Denmark
640
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,350
and stop them
641
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,350
from making anymore
642
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:15,320
unwarranted
643
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:15,320
acts of aggression.
644
00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:18,090
As long as you quit
645
00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:18,090
derailing the conference.
646
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,750
People are dying
647
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,750
of hunger in Africa.
648
00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:21,160
Oh, cry me a river.
649
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:22,930
All in favor of
650
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:22,930
the resolution.
651
00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:26,430
What?
652
00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:26,430
Oh.
653
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:30,100
That's interesting.
654
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:30,100
The resolution passes
655
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:30,100
with flying colors.
656
00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:32,770
Denmark is formally condemned.
657
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,000
Bam!
658
00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:37,840
That's no problemo, Peru.
659
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,540
Because Denmark
660
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,540
no longer
661
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,540
recognizes the authority
662
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,710
of this international
663
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,710
gang of thugs.
664
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:47,520
And history will be
665
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:47,520
unkind to those who
666
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:47,520
stand opposed to justice.
667
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,780
Together we stand.
668
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,780
And I ask all of you,
669
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,060
who is ready to join
670
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,060
the coalition of the willing?
671
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,800
The Moon shall
672
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,800
join your coalition.
673
00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,460
Yeah. We got
674
00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,460
the freaking Moon.
675
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,330
What are you going to do
676
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,330
without tides, Peru?
677
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,640
Okay. We need to stop
678
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,640
dealing in hypotheticals.
679
00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,670
Ann, we dated.
680
00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,670
What happened to us?
681
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:11,540
Really?
682
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:11,540
Do you want to get real?
683
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,210
Sure. Sounds like fun.
684
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,450
Sometimes, your relentless
685
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,450
cheeriness is confusing.
686
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,250
Like that time
687
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,250
we went to Eagleton
688
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,480
and we got that hotel room
689
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,480
with the Jacuzzi.
690
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,180
This just got real good.
691
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,180
And the Jacuzzi broke.
692
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:25,820
But I did eat food
693
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:25,820
off of your body.
694
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,160
Oh, come on.
695
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,160
All right,
696
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,160
Chris and Ann.
697
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,830
I just want to
698
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,830
go back to work.
699
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:34,730
So, the coalition
700
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:34,730
of the willing is Denmark,
701
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:34,730
Botswana, and the Moon.
702
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,060
The Big Three.
703
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:37,230
Now, here's what
704
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:37,230
we're gonna do.
705
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,470
Ben is probably
706
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,470
shoring up his support
707
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,470
in South America.
708
00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:42,370
While he does that,
709
00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:42,370
we are going to make sure...
710
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,810
Attention!
711
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,310
The Security Council
712
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,310
has decided to expel
713
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:48,850
Peru and Denmark
714
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:48,850
from the United Nations.
715
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,820
'Cause you guys suck.
716
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,820
Look around.
717
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,150
We thought you were
718
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,150
going to teach us
719
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,150
how to solve problems.
720
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,150
You've ruined
721
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,150
my favorite club.
722
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,150
Thanks a lot.
723
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,490
Did we win?
724
00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:04,720
I think we won.
725
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,670
What were we trying to do?
726
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,670
I learned so much today.
727
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,710
I just wanted to say
728
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,110
that I thought
729
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,110
it was really cool
730
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:20,010
how everything
731
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:20,010
fell apart in there.
732
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,580
And also, maybe
733
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,580
you should talk to Ben.
734
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,580
No.
735
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,580
He's being a jerk.
736
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,580
Please?
737
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:30,460
When Ben gets upset,
738
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:30,460
he becomes
739
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:30,460
a really bad roommate.
740
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:34,760
He takes really
741
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:34,760
long sadness baths and
742
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:34,760
makes me late for stuff.
743
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,030
I hate it here.
744
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,030
I can't wait to graduate.
745
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,400
Yeah, but summer is
746
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,400
gonna totally kick ass.
747
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:51,170
So, you're saying
748
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:51,170
that I intimidated you?
749
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,440
No. Not exactly.
750
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:55,180
Come on. Talk more about
751
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:55,180
that tantric
752
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:55,180
workshop y'all went to.
753
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,220
I was so into you, okay?
754
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,280
And you basically
755
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,280
turned me into a female
756
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,280
version of yourself.
757
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,480
And then,
758
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,480
you got bored dating me,
759
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,650
'cause you were
760
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,650
dating yourself.
761
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:04,820
Huh.
762
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:07,260
I mean, I was jogging.
763
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:07,260
I hate jogging.
764
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,330
Jogging's amazing.
765
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,330
Jogging is the worst, Chris.
766
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,870
I mean, I know
767
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,870
it keeps you healthy.
768
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,870
But, God, at what cost?
769
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,260
Well, I'm sorry
770
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,260
that I added
771
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,260
five years to your life.
772
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:17,500
Now I'm being sarcastic.
773
00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:20,040
Like you.
774
00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:20,040
I'm doing something
775
00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:20,040
that you like.
776
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:23,170
Being with you
777
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:23,170
definitely made me do
778
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:23,170
a lot of soul-searching.
779
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,650
And I came out the other side
780
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,650
being a much more
781
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,650
self-possessed person.
782
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:28,880
Well, I'm glad.
783
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:28,880
Good luck with Millicent.
784
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:32,820
Just back off a little bit.
785
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:32,820
Let her be herself.
786
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:32,820
Everything will be fine.
787
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,380
Thank you.
788
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:38,750
If you re-arrange
789
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:38,750
the letters of Peru,
790
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:38,750
you can spell "Europe."
791
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,230
That's not true.
792
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,260
Well, you have to
793
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,260
rearrange them.
794
00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:45,720
Delegates!
795
00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:45,720
I know that you are
796
00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:45,720
angry with each other.
797
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,290
Hopefully, this will be
798
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,290
your opportunity
799
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,700
to have your
800
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,700
very own Camp David.
801
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,470
In high school,
802
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,470
my buddy, David Fundis,
803
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,630
would have these
804
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,630
campouts in his backyard.
805
00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:57,910
We would just chill out,
806
00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:57,910
have a bonfire,
807
00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,780
talk about whatever
808
00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,780
was on our mind.
809
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,620
We called it Camp David.
810
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,280
How do you know
811
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,280
about Camp David?
812
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,750
How do you know
813
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,750
about Camp David?
814
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,750
Okay.
815
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,890
You guys are
816
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,890
being stupid.
817
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,080
So why don't you
818
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,080
work it out
819
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,080
while Andy and I...
820
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,990
Throw these
821
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,990
scientist bottles
822
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,990
off the roof.
823
00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:16,320
No.
824
00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:16,320
That's right.
825
00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:16,320
See you.
826
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,390
Go, go, go.
827
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,300
It's bad enough that
828
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,300
we can't be together,
829
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:24,130
but the thought
830
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:24,130
of us not being friends
831
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,940
is just too crappy
832
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,940
for me to handle.
833
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:31,600
I was perhaps
834
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:31,600
a little icier than
835
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:31,600
I needed to be.
836
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,240
I just need you
837
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,240
to be in my life.
838
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:36,710
You're too important to me.
839
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,380
I wish I could
840
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,380
say it's possible.
841
00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:40,420
I just, I don't know
842
00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:40,420
if it is right now.
843
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:44,580
Well, I propose a treaty
844
00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:49,060
that states that we have
845
00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:49,060
a fun conversation once a day,
846
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:51,360
at work, for five minutes.
847
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,290
I'll take it to
848
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,290
the Peruvian Senate.
849
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,290
Or whatever.
850
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,560
Please do that.
851
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,560
I'll try.
852
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,560
I'll see what they say.
853
00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,360
What do we do
854
00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,360
with those kids?
855
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,200
We totally
856
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,200
ruined their club.
857
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,810
I can tell you
858
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,810
what I would like
859
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,810
when I was their age.
860
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,780
Ben, how are we going
861
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,780
to get Kathy Ireland
862
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,540
to do naked
863
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,540
aerobics for them?
864
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,180
Okay. I regret
865
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,180
telling you that. Very much.
866
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,680
Hey.
867
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,680
Hey, Ron.
868
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,350
All right.
869
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,350
I've got to come clean.
870
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,360
I saw you spraying
871
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,360
cologne samples at Macy's.
872
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,520
What? Macy's?
873
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,520
That wasn't me.
874
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,860
There's a Macy's in town?
875
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,860
Where is the Macy's in town?
876
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:27,160
I heard they have
877
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:27,160
an amazing
878
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:27,160
cologne sample guy.
879
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:29,970
Just take the job, Tommy.
880
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:29,970
Come on back.
881
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,700
I quit
882
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,700
to pursue my dream.
883
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:34,570
And my dream collapsed.
884
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:34,570
It's embarrassing, Ron.
885
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,800
I can't go from
886
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,800
being a CEO
887
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,470
back to being
888
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,470
an administrator.
889
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:42,110
Is there anything I can do
890
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:42,110
to make you feel
891
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:42,110
okay about coming back?
892
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,110
Everyone, please.
893
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,310
Help me.
894
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,310
I am trying to get Tom back.
895
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,230
I'm begging.
896
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:55,190
This department just
897
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:55,190
doesn't work without you.
898
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,790
What do you say?
899
00:18:56,860 --> 00:19:00,030
Ron, this is embarrassing.
900
00:18:56,860 --> 00:19:00,030
Even for you.
901
00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:03,060
I'm not coming back.
902
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:04,900
Peace out, my dudes.
903
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:09,070
Excuse me, everyone.
904
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,470
That was great.
905
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,470
So, what I'm thinking is
906
00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:17,610
I'll come back in a few days,
907
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,420
you'll beg me again...
908
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,650
So, if it's okay
909
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,650
with you guys,
910
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,690
I would like to
911
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,690
ask Ron for my job back.
912
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:27,350
Ron, may I have
913
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:27,350
my job back, please?
914
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,730
Thank you.
915
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:34,200
I will see you all Monday.
916
00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:35,960
Looking forward to it.
917
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:39,470
Ah, France!
918
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,870
My name is Cassidy,
919
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,870
and I'm really
920
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,870
annoyed with you.
921
00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:45,280
Yes. And you have
922
00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:45,280
every right to be,
923
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,340
but we're hoping
924
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,340
what we're going
925
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,110
to show you right now
926
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,110
will make up for that.
927
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,720
What?
928
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,410
The Pawnee city
929
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,410
council chambers.
930
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:56,720
The nicest room in
931
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:56,720
City Hall by a factor
932
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:56,720
of, like, a million.
933
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,990
Go ahead. Sit down.
934
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:03,930
Leslie and I feel terrible
935
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:03,930
for war breaking
936
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:03,930
out at your Model U.N.
937
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,660
Which, for the record,
938
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,660
Denmark would have won.
939
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:06,890
But that's
940
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:06,890
neither here nor there.
941
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:06,890
All right.
942
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,660
Thanks to
943
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,660
a coordinated effort
944
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:11,140
between the Parks Department
945
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:11,140
and the City Manager's office,
946
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,700
three months from now,
947
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,700
we are going to hold
948
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,540
a statewide Model U.N.
949
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,540
in this room.
950
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,840
And you're gonna
951
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,840
run the show.
952
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,840
What?
953
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:20,540
And we will just be...
954
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:20,540
Not here.
955
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,640
Or taking some
956
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,640
small countries.
957
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,640
No, no, no.
958
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,910
No. Fine. Not here.
959
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,080
Sound good?
960
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,080
Yes.
961
00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:28,350
Those kids are
962
00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:28,350
passionate about something.
963
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,390
That's important.
964
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,620
That's all there is,
965
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,620
really, is passion.
966
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:36,490
Passion is what
967
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:36,490
makes for good treaties,
968
00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:39,690
good relationships,
969
00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:39,690
good pizza,
970
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,430
good friends, good everything.
971
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,800
Including wars.
972
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:52,540
Ladies and gentlemen,
973
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:52,540
he was gone
974
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:52,540
but never forgotten.
975
00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:56,350
He makes
976
00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:56,350
all the ladies want...
977
00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:56,350
No, I'm not gonna say that.
978
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,510
Swagger.
979
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,510
Beats. And I get the...
980
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,450
Who's... All right, forget it.
981
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,390
Welcome back, Tom Haverford!
982
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,690
Tick, tock.
983
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,690
It's Tommy Time.
984
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,230
Okay, I'm sorry.
985
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,230
I have to object again.
986
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,860
This just seems unfair.
987
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:14,930
I understand that, Jerry,
988
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:14,930
but the problem is
989
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:14,930
is that Tom came back.
990
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,440
And Andy's my assistant,
991
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,440
so I kind of
992
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,440
need him close to me.
993
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,570
Okay. But see,
994
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,570
I can't even hear anything
995
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,670
because of
996
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,670
the noise from the copier.
997
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,070
I'm sorry.
998
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,070
These are really important.
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