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Hey, I'm trying to listen to my wife.
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Sometimes she quizzes me.
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Thanks, y 'all, for watching and
writing.
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Keep those letters coming.
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Except for you, Bruce from Texarkana.
You will never see my feet, Bruce. Stop
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asking.
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So Merry Christmas, and from the bottom
of my heart, I am happy to fill in
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around here if anyone gets sick or, God
forbid, has a death in the family.
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Smooth.
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Speaking of Christmas, have you talked
to your mother?
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I'm just trying to figure out our plans
and how to make things perfect, but
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whatever you want is fine by me.
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And the smooth keeps coming.
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Of course, your mom got D .C. on
Christmas last year, so...
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Seems like it's our turn, but I don't
want to be difficult.
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That's her job.
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I'll talk to her. No rush.
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I just need to let Santa know if he
should be making an appearance here.
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Well, the Cowboys are playing on
Christmas, so Santa's busy.
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If he's going to be here, Santa's going
to be here.
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It's okay. I'm sure Santa can be in a
lot of places at once.
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But my granddaughter can't. So pick.
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Hey, I was thinking.
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Oh, boy.
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Hear me out. I know Mr. McAllister
always closed the week of Christmas, but
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if we stayed open?
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You want us to work on Christmas?
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It's not crazy. Think of all the Jewish
people who might need tires.
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How many Jewish people do you think are
in Medford, Texas?
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I know there'd be a lot more if they
could buy tires during Christmas.
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No, not a chance. I need some time off.
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Hear you loud and clear.
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Although, Faggenbacher's gonna be close
and we'd be the only game in town.
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Are you gonna keep badgering me until I
say yes?
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Of course not. I'll drop it. Thanks.
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It's just we're in so much debt.
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Come on, dude.
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I'm thinking about you and all those
Jewish people with flat tires.
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You missed a good sermon this morning.
Pastor Jeff is always on fire during the
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holidays. Remember that candlelight
service when his sleeve actually caught
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fire?
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I know he almost died, but that was
funny.
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I need some money.
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Aren't you going to say hi to your
brother?
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Hi. Forty bucks to do it.
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I am not giving you forty dollars.
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But I have to buy a new bathing suit.
You have a perfectly good one.
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That's a one -piece.
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What's wrong with a one -piece?
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Everyone in California wears bikinis.
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Well, everyone in California is going to
hell. That's why God gave them
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earthquakes.
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What's all this about California?
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I told Sheldon that we would visit him
for Christmas.
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Oh. And I was hoping that you and Mandy
and Cece might join us.
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That's real nice, but I don't think we
can.
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You don't have to be around Sheldon the
whole time.
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That ain't why.
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I mean, it ain't, ain't wild.
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Well, I bet Cece would love to go on one
of those buses and see where the stars
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live. She's two years old.
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Well, maybe Barney's on that tour.
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I just can't take the time off of work.
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I understand.
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I knew it was a long shot.
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You'll still have a good time. You'll
get to meet all of Sheldon's friends.
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Well, that's so sweet. You think Sheldon
has friends.
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In here.
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What are you doing?
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Taking a bubble bath. What do you think
I'm doing?
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Well, hurry up. I've got something to
tell you.
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All right, hold on.
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What?
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Mary's going to visit Sheldon. We've got
Cece all to ourselves.
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You interrupted my business for that.
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I was just excited.
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You're right, honey. It is exciting.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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Why don't we ever go away for the
holidays?
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One of life's little mysteries.
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We're retired.
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We've got more money than Mary.
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Why does she get to go away on vacation
when we're stuck sitting at home?
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You were just so happy.
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And you were just on the toilet. Things
change.
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Why don't we take the whole family to
the beach?
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Stay in a fancy hotel. It could be our
Christmas gift to everyone.
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Let me think about it.
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There's Fort Lauderdale.
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Oh, we could do Miami.
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I'm thinking. Go away.
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We really want to be careful about not
going overboard with gifts for Cece this
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year. We don't want her getting spoiled.
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Like Mandy.
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Hey!
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But yeah.
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Actually, we wanted to talk to y 'all
about your gift.
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Aw, you don't have to get us anything.
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That doesn't apply to you.
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You said we didn't need to do gifts this
year. Yeah, I say it, but you love me
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so much you do it anyway. That's how
this works.
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Tell them, Jim.
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Your mother and I are taking you all to
Miami for Christmas.
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To a resort right on the beach.
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That's so nice.
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But we always have Christmas here.
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Jim? I've been informed that this will
be better.
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Don't you want to try something
different?
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Different?
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It's like you don't even know me.
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Well, you two want to go, right?
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Actually, I was going to keep the store
open for the holidays.
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Yeah, and I need to be available to fill
in at the station.
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What is wrong with you people? We're
trying to take you on a free vacation.
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Yeah, free for them, not for me.
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Seems like you're the only one that
really wants to go, Mom.
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That is not true, Jim.
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Oh, come on!
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Are we being selfish?
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Because we'd rather make money than sit
on a beach and drink booze out of a
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coconut. I don't think so.
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Well, I gotta tell you, I'm having
second thoughts.
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Seriously?
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Yeah, I mean, the station's probably not
gonna call me in. We should go.
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Besides... Think I'd like to see my
husband on a beach in a bathing suit and
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praying to God not cowboy boots?
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I wouldn't wear my boots on the beach.
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Maybe by the pool.
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Well, just think about how cute Cece
would be playing in the sand.
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How's that different than playing in a
sandbox?
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Uh, because I'll be next to her getting
a tan.
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Come on, you work all week. I work on
the weekends.
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We never really get any real family
time.
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You know what?
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Let's do it. Oh, yay!
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Ooh, I'm going to have to get a bikini
wax.
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Maybe I should get one.
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Oh, sweetheart, you'd cry like a baby.
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Come on, Reuben, don't be mad.
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I canceled my plans because you
convinced me it was a good idea to keep
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store open. It is a good idea.
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I just won't be here for it.
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So I'm supposed to work while you go on
vacation?
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How about this? How about I just make it
up to you and I'll work on the next
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holiday?
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So what? Wait, Valentine's Day?
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No, Valentine's Day ain't gonna work.
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Maybe I'll just close the store, join my
family in Mexico.
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I thought you were Puerto Rican.
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I am.
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They're vacationing in Mexico.
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You can see why that was confusing.
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I said I was going to be available to
fill in, but my plans changed, and I'm
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going to be... Oh, she is.
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Oh, no.
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Well, how long would you need me?
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Oh, boy. You know, I just... I made so
many promises. There's so many... Let me
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call you back.
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Hey, Daddy.
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What's up?
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Well, I was just thinking about the trip
and how excited I am.
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Mm -hmm.
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You know, speaking of exciting things,
the station called, and the weeknight
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weather girl got lice from her kid.
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Ugh.
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Yeah, it's a bad case. I may have to
shave her head.
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Are you trying to say you're not coming
to Miami?
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No, no, no, of course not. I was just
wondering if maybe we could leave two
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later. Well, everything's already
booked.
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Yeah. I know. I know. And I wouldn't
ask, but this is really important to my
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career, and this could be your gift to
me.
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The trip is my gift to you.
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No, no. Your trip is the gift for
everybody. This could be your special
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me.
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Do you understand how expensive it'll be
to rebook everything on Christmas?
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I know. That's why it would be so
special.
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Hey.
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Hey. Um, did you talk to Ruben yet?
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Yep. He wasn't happy about it, but I let
him know it's Christmas and my family
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comes first.
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Great.
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So, uh, hey, listen. How would you feel
about leaving two days later?
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Why? So, uh, I can go to work and make
us some money?
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But I was gonna work and make us some
money. Aw, well, now you don't have to.
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Merry Christmas.
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Mandy, what is going on?
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Okay, um, the station called, and they
need me to fill in.
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You're the one yapping about family
time.
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Oh, I know, but if I do the weeknight
weather, the next step is weekend
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which puts me in spitting distance of
weeknight anchor, and that's basically
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Oprah got started, and don't you want
your wife to be Oprah?
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What about me? Don't you want me to be
the Oprah of tires?
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That makes no sense.
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Well, there ain't no thing this tire
gotta compare to.
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All right.
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Fine. If you want me to give up on this
huge opportunity for two extra days of
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family time, then I'll do it.
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I'm not doing it.
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Michelin Man.
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I could be the next Michelin Man.
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I can't believe you gave in to her.
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This is so like you.
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Then it shouldn't be hard to believe.
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And how much money did it cost to change
those tickets?
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Oh, it's Christmas, Audrey. It's not
about the money.
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So, a lot. A shocking amount.
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I can't even remember why we wanted to
do this.
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We?
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There's no we. This is all you.
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Don't you raise your voice at me.
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I was on the toilet minding my own
business.
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Excuse me.
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When you fight...
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It's the children who suffer.
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Remember that.
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McAllister Auto, we never tire of taking
care of your tires.
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Your sister is driving me crazy.
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Something she never tires of, am I
right?
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Not in the mood, Georgie. I am at my
wit's end.
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So am I.
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phone. Okay.
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Click.
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I know you just made the click noise
with your mouth.
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What is going on?
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Can your sister stay with you for
Christmas?
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What happened to California?
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She wants me to spend the whole week in
some hellhole called Pasadena.
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Sheldon is excited to show us his
school.
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It's nowhere near a beach.
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So can't she?
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I wish she could, but I'm going to Miami
with the McAllisters.
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Really? Because when I asked you if you
wanted to come to California, you said
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you had to work.
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Um... What?
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George Marshall Cooper.
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I didn't plan it. It was their gift to
us.
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They're paying for the whole thing.
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Oh, well, because they have money, they
get to spend Christmas with my
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granddaughter. Wait, you're going to the
beach?
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Take me with you, please.
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I'm sorry. It's not my place to invite
you.
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Well, there you go, Missy. Your brother
picked his rich new family over us.
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That ain't what's happening.
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It's just, ever since Dad died, I've
been having such a hard time in the
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holidays. Cut that out.
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It's so hard to be an orphan.
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You are not an orphan! I am still alive!
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So it looks like that storm front is
going to move off to the west, leaving
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with an unseasonably warm Christmas.
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So, instead of milk and cookies, maybe
leave Santa some sunscreen and a Speedo.
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And before I sign off, I just want to
wish everyone a safe and happy holiday.
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If only she were that nice in real life.
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Hey, y 'all.
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Just missed Amanda.
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Let me guess, gonna be sunny and warm?
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Outside. In here, it's been a bit
chilly.
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Oh, stop it!
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And cranky.
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Uh... Anyways.
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I was wondering if I could ask a huge
favor about the trip.
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I'm not changing it again.
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No changes.
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It's just my sister's being a real pain
in the ass to my mom, and I thought
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maybe she could go with us.
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You want to bring an angry teenage girl
on our family trip?
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Sounds like she'll fit right in.
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She's only rude to my mom.
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She's actually really sweet and
responsible.
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Well, then.
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Maybe she can babysit Cece when we go
out to dinner.
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Oh, I ain't leaving my daughter alone
with her.
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We're going to miss our flight.
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I told you we should have left earlier.
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Should have left two days earlier.
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so the traffic is my fault. We'd already
be on the beach if it wasn't for your
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career. Will someone have to pay off all
the debt you put us in?
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So is the hotel on the beach? Near the
beach? Why are we talking?
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Right on the beach.
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Sweet. If we get there.
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And that debt is because I'm building a
future for our family.
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What do you think I'm doing?
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Can you keep it down? I can't hear the
Christmas music.
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It's the most wonderful time of the
year. You happy?
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So what's the drinking age in Florida?
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You're not drinking.
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Well, I am a lot.
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At least that Christmas tradition isn't
getting ruined.
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All right, that is enough.
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We paid a lot of money to take you on a
wonderful trip, so we're going to stop
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our bitching and have a magical family
Christmas we'll remember forever.
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Now shut up and be grateful.
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I'm grateful?
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Thank you, Missy.
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You are a doll.
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Thanks.
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I don't know why my mom hates you.
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You said the storm front was heading
west.
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Aw, you watched.
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My hair's gonna frizz.
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Maybe we should make a run for the
hotel.
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It'll pass.
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Still better than Christmas for Sheldon.
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On the worst day of Christmas
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my parents gave to me, A trip to Miami.
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We all sat in traffic. The plane ran out
of peanuts.
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They lost Mom's luggage.
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Didn't check in till midnight.
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Then it started raining.
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Dad ran in flip -flops. He fell and it
was funny.
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The hotel bar served Missy liquor.
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She threw up in the bushes. Georgie
caught a cold. Mandy got lice.
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But I got to watch you, which was nice.
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Back in Medford, Ruben said, screw this.
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He closed the store and joined his
Puerto Rican family in Mexico.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, y
'all.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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