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Morning!
Morning.
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Anna-Kat:
Mama, what happened?
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How come
you're not wearing
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a wrinkled flannel shirt
covered in food?
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That's little kid
for "You look beautiful."
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Hey, Google Translator,
I know what I said.
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Anna-Kat, do you
have anything better to do
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besides abuse your parents?
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Better? No.
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That's it. You're joining
a team sport this spring.
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Why?
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Team sports
build character
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and, more importantly, makes you
somebody else's problem
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for five hours a week.
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I laminated the pages for your
Spring Gala presentation today.
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- Thank you.
- I told you the laminator
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I bought six years ago
on Cyber Monday
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would come
in handy someday.
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Oops,
I spilled my coffee.
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Oh, wait. Laminated.
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Pays for itself.
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Look at you!
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Don't "look at you" me.
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Is this how
we're gonna save money?
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Me wearing your old prom dress
to my junior prom?
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It's completely out of date,
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and the zipper
is totally broken.
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Yes, it is.
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Remember the dress I like?
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Taylor,
we can't afford that.
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The only expensive item
we buy in this house
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and use just once
is your dad's laminator.
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Oh, I thought this
was my toast.
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Good thing
it's laminated.
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We're makin' money off
this thing right now.
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Well, I found it half-price
at a sample sale
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at Bee Bee's Basement
in New York.
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Their doors open at 10:30,
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and I need to be
the first one in line.
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How are you
gonna get there?
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I was hoping a certain someone
could take me there
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and we can make an adventure
out of it?
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Oh, honey,
that is so sweet.
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Oh, no, not you.
I was talking about Trip!
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How clueless
could you get?
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Our kids
are so mean to us.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Katie.
Tara.
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{\an8}I got a front-row seat
to watch you crash and burn.
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{\an8}I'm not going
to crash and burn.
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{\an8}In fact, I'm going to
do just the opposite.
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{\an8}I'm going
to arrive safely...
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{\an8}and at the...
perfect temperature.
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{\an8}Oh, my God, it's happening.
You're already imploding.
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{\an8}Tara, I'm gonna tell you
something that's gonna sting.
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{\an8}I was the one who put
the "I Suck" Post-it
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{\an8}on your back
at Derrick Slosher's party.
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{\an8}Ladies of the Gala Board,
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{\an8}I come to you with an update
on the Gala
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{\an8}that I have planned
without help from anyone.
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{\an8}Especially Tara Summers,
because she sucks--
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we've all seen
the Post-it.
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I have secured the Carson House
for the venue
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{\an8}and nailed down the caterer--
Taj Ma-Challah,
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{\an8}the best Kosher Indian
restaurant in Fairfield County.
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I got you, Rachael!
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I've also hired some unemployed
Bollywood dancers from Juilliard
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who are desperate
to pay off their student loans.
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Well, Mrs. Otto,
we're impressed with your ideas
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and the fact
that they're laminated,
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but what about--
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The auction items?
All taken care of.
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Big and better
than last year.
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Actually,
what I was going to say was,
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what about Nathan Fillion?
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Nathan Fillion?
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At your initial presentation,
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you promised us you would
have TV's Richard Castle
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riding in on an elephant.
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Oh, crap, she remembered that.
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Nathan Fillion
from ABC's "Castle"!
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Uh-oh. Think quick.
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Of course I have Nathan Fillion.
Didn't I mention that?
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No? He's all in.
Plus the elephant.
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Totally have that, too.
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Well, in that case,
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I approve your plan,
and we look forward to the Gala.
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And by "looking forward
to the Gala,"
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I mean, "I'm looking forward
to meeting Nathan Fillion."
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I want to storm his castle,
if you know what I mean.
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Stupid, stupid Katie.
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When Nathan Fillion's
a no-show,
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you're gonna be
the laughingstock of Westport.
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You're so screwed.
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Oh, he'll be there.
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We were camp counselors
together,
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and he promised
to never let me down.
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Stop lying. You're only
making things worse.
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I actually saved his life
in a boating accident.
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Mm.
Walk away, Katie!
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Walk. Away. Now.
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Mouth to mouth.
The whole deal.
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You'll see.
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Aaaaaah!
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What am I supposed to do?
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Fly to Los Angeles,
track down Nathan Fillion,
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and say, "You don't know me,
but will you come to Westport
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and ride an elephant for
a bunch of rich white women...
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and you two"?
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Yeah. Tracking him down
isn't a problem.
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All these celebrities have
Instagram or Twitter.
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I'll find him
in 90 seconds.
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Well, on the bright side,
you haven't complained once
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about your kids, so you
must be killing it at home.
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No. Things at home
are equally sucky.
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Taylor is buying her prom dress
in New York City
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with Trip and not me.
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Oh, Katie,
you are my best friend,
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and I can't think of
a single thing
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I wouldn't rather do with Trip
than you.
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But prom-dress-buying
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is an unforgettable
mother-daughter milestone.
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It's like the first time
she told me she hated me.
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She was so angry.
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Boom. I got it.
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Nathan Fillion is in New York
tomorrow,
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signing autographs
at a sci-fi convention
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for his old show,
"Firefly."
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Big whoop. He could
be sitting on your lap
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and it wouldn't matter.
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He's still not gonna agree
to some desperate mom
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with cornflakes
in her hair
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begging him to come to some
school fundraiser.
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You show up at school
with cornflakes in
your hair six times
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and all of a sudden
it's a thing.
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I'm telling you,
this is a sign.
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Ugh! Buckle up. Here comes
some hippy-dippy nonsense.
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Nathan is in New York,
Katie needs Nathan,
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and she's also looking
for an excuse
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to go to New York
with Taylor.
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It's a DS.
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A double sign!
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Here's a double sign.
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Usually I side
with Doris on this.
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But the sign crap works
in my favor, so I'm
not going to argue.
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Last time you listened
to Angela over me,
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you took a candle-making class
instead of wine-tasting
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and missed out on drinking Pinot
with Beyoncé.
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- But those candles were--
- Shut up, Angela.
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I'm still angry.
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So, you're all set
to take Taylor to get
her dress tomorrow?
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Totally. Very excited.
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My two favorite places
in the world--
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New York City
and the Big Apple.
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You filled up the tank?
You checked the tires?
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You have AAA?
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Sir, not a triple A.
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I have two C's
and an incomplete.
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Dad, everything's
going to be fine.
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How'd the presentation go?
How were the laminated pages?
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I painted myself into a corner
that I can never get out of.
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I will be mocked by Tara
for eternity.
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But the pages were okay?
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Yes, Greg.
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New plan-- I am driving you
to New York tomorrow.
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No, Trip's taking me.
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Turns out Nathan Fillion
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is going to be at a sci-fi
convention in the city.
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I got to go talk him
into doing the Gala.
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But what about my dress?
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The convention
starts at 9:00.
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We'll be there for like
half an hour, talk to Nathan,
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and then get to
Bee Bee's Basement
before it opens.
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But if you take me,
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you're going to be momming me
the whole time,
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telling me how to act,
how to sit,
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how to crack my knuckles
all at the same time.
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So gross.
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But I'm not going to do it
this trip.
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- What?
- Not you, Trip.
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I'm talking about the trip
with Taylor.
I'm with Taylor.
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She's talking about
going to New York.
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, that and the Big Apple
are my two favorite cities.
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We're on a loop.
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I promise I'm not going to "mom"
you while we're on this trip.
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Right here.
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I'll keep it fun.
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I won't be a drag.
We'll be best buddies.
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We'll have light banter
like the Gilmore Girls.
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Babe, I think it's a good idea
you two go together.
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It means a lot
to your mom.
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Fine.
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I thought Trip was a dumb jerk
at the beginning.
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Turns out he's
a dumb sweetheart.
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Yeah, that's
the problem for me.
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I'm supposed to hate
my daughter's boyfriend,
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but how can I do that
when he's so likeable?
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Maybe you can hate him
for that.
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That's why we work.
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All right, Anna-Kat, time's up.
What sport is it gonna be?
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I'm gonna do flag football
with Franklin.
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I need someone to teach me how
to throw a spiral tomorrow.
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I can do it.
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You're adorable.
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So mean.
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I'm curious, how are you
going to teach Anna-Kat
to throw a football?
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You use "touchdown"
and "baskets" interchangeably.
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I'm curious how you're
gonna convince Nathan Fillion
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to ride an elephant
through the Spring Gala.
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Luckily, I am going with
a "Firefly" superfan
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who will totally
win over Nathan,
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then all I'll have to do
is swoop in and make the ask.
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Who's the superfan?
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You.
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You are gonna binge-watch
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all 14 episodes
plus the movie tonight.
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Why am I doing that?
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Because we're family,
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and when you're a part
of a family,
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people who pay for your food
force you to do things.
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Okay,
I better get some sleep.
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And you need
to stay up all night.
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Binge or starve.
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I've been around other families.
This isn't normal.
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I'm on episode 14, and I still
have the movie to go.
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It's awesome.
It's the Wild West in space.
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He's an
enterprising smuggler...
Mm-hmm.
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...who will do anything
for money, so it's got heart.
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Well, I am glad
you're on board.
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If you get tired in the car,
I bought some caffeine pills.
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Again, not a normal thing
a mother says to her child.
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Taylor, come on!
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Is that what you're wearing?
To New York?
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I like it. Don't you?
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She's testing you, Katie.
Use a word the kids use.
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It's... jiggy.
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Bye, Mama!
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Good luck!
You're gonna need it!
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Not as much as you!
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Not to worry, Anna-Kat.
I did some research.
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Throwing the perfect spiral
is all about form. See?
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That doesn't look right,
Dad.
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It feels right.
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Back in high school,
I watched a lot of football...
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00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:21,707
from the stands
holding a tuba.
246
00:09:28,042 --> 00:09:31,082
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
247
00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:35,124
Hey, Trip. Mr. A here.
How close are you to my house?
248
00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:40,374
Look at us--
mother-daughter/best friends.
249
00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,124
You got your feet up on the dash
and I'm not saying anything
250
00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,957
about how the airbag
could go off and paralyze you.
251
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,207
I'm cool with it.
252
00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:47,082
I said it super-quick,
"Gilmore Girls" style.
253
00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,875
Yeah,
it's the [bleep] dream, Mom.
254
00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:52,874
Yes, it is.
255
00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,999
How did "Firefly"
not get a second season?
256
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,166
"Bones" ran for 12!
257
00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,332
So, Trip's really cute.
Uh-huh.
258
00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,166
Junior prom.
Big deal, right?
259
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,500
Pretty much.
260
00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:06,042
This is fun.
261
00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:09,832
You're losing her.
Get her attention.
262
00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,499
The guy I went to prom with,
Mitch Murphy,
263
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,249
"Murph"-- he was crazy.
264
00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:15,457
Taught me how to do donuts
in his Trans Am.
265
00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:18,749
Really, Mom? And did you have
your hands at 10 and 2?
266
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,041
10 and 2, Taylor!
267
00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:22,207
Always keep your hands
at 10 and 2!
268
00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:24,582
Greg!
269
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,666
Don't believe me, huh?
270
00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:32,541
Mom, you're
the coolest!
271
00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:43,666
So, what do I do first?
272
00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:45,374
So put your fingers
on the laces like that.
273
00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:46,791
Exactly.
That's what I was gonna say.
274
00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:48,082
- Just square up.
- Square.
275
00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:49,499
- Drop the ball back.
- Way back.
276
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,832
- Then flick your wrist.
- Flick your wrist.
277
00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:51,875
- And spin it.
- And spinach.
278
00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:54,624
I actually said
"spin it."
279
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,291
Yeah, yeah.
I said spinach
280
00:10:56,292 --> 00:11:00,416
because the key to any sport
is nutrients.
281
00:11:00,417 --> 00:11:01,916
So I'm gonna whip up
some smoothies.
282
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:04,041
Anna-Kat, remember,
elbow down.
283
00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:05,124
- Up.
- Way up.
284
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,999
Trip and I have
so much in common.
285
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,666
We both get confused
in movies.
Mm-hmm.
286
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:14,291
And we both can't remember
whether or not we like olives.
287
00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:16,624
And sometimes we spend hours
on the trampoline
288
00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:20,416
just jumping and staring
into each other's eyes.
289
00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:23,916
Sounds like you met
the right guy.
290
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:27,166
Let me ask,
now that we're gal pals,
291
00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:31,082
do you guys do anything...
292
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,874
in the crotchals?
293
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:36,582
No.
He never pressures me.
294
00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:37,332
He's the perfect gentleman.
295
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:41,041
Good. Good.
296
00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:42,874
You know "the crotchals"
means sex, right?
297
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,207
Yes!
298
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,416
Good. Good.
299
00:11:51,417 --> 00:11:54,124
- Ball up and spin.
- Okay.
300
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,374
There you go.
That was perfect.
301
00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,167
What a great guy.
302
00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:05,541
Oh, God, Trip's backpack.
303
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:08,499
If these were laminated...
304
00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,207
I'll kill him!
305
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:23,832
Oh, my God.
306
00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:26,791
Every dork in the tri-state area
is in line ahead of us.
307
00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:28,249
We'll never get
to Nathan Fillion
308
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,457
before
the dress shop opens.
309
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,832
Honey, we'll be fine.
310
00:12:33,042 --> 00:12:35,082
Oliver, go around the corner
311
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,707
and see how long this line
really is.
312
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:39,457
Not now, Mom. These two posers
are saying it was Shepherd
313
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:42,499
who was the leaf in the wind,
when we all know it was Wash.
314
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,082
You did this to me!
315
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,874
Mom! It's 10:17.
10:17!
316
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,041
Hello?
317
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:52,542
I need to talk to you
where Taylor can't hear.
318
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:56,207
What's going on?
319
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:57,916
Okay, so Trip is outside
320
00:12:57,917 --> 00:12:59,416
teaching Anna-Kat
to play football.
321
00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:00,499
I'm inside
making smoothies.
322
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,166
That all tracks.
323
00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:04,541
And in his backpack, I find
a reservation for a motel.
324
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,124
For prom night.
325
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,541
Trip is planning to take
our daughter to a motel
326
00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:09,541
on prom night!
327
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:10,874
What?!
328
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:11,791
He's been conning us
the whole time!
329
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,291
Sweet Trip is a snake!
330
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,874
I knew he was
too good to be true.
331
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:17,124
It's like when that website
said a sleeve of Mint Milanos
332
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:18,499
is only 80 calories.
333
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,332
Katie,
this is bigger than that!
334
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,541
I know!
335
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:23,041
Hold on, he's coming in.
I'll call you right back.
336
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,124
You.
337
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:27,832
Me!
338
00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,499
What are we doing?
339
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,791
I want you out of my house
right now!
340
00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:32,999
Whoa, Mr. A.
What's going on?
341
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,707
You're moving too fast
with my daughter.
342
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:37,124
You're right.
343
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:39,291
Her hands are way too small
to throw a spiral.
344
00:13:39,292 --> 00:13:41,499
I should've started with some
routes, maybe some blocking.
345
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,624
My other daughter.
346
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:44,708
Oh.
347
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,792
I made this smoothie
for you.
348
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,666
And this is how
you repay me?
349
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,249
By planning to take advantage
of Taylor?
350
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,041
Thank God I didn't let you
take her on that trip!
351
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:56,749
That's me.
352
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:57,957
I meant to New York.
353
00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,124
That and the Big Apple
are my two fav--
354
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,707
Get out!
355
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:08,207
In "Firefly," I guess
my favorite character is River,
356
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:10,624
but that might just be because
she looks like my girlfriend.
357
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:13,832
Hold up. You're a sci-fi fanatic
and you have a girlfriend?
358
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,958
Yeah, her name's Gina.
359
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:21,708
I knew my mom was wrong.
It is possible.
360
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:25,999
Show him the picture
of your girlfriend.
361
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,792
Great Scott!
362
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,457
If Trip had driven me,
we'd be standing in front
363
00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:35,249
of Bee Bee's Basement,
waiting to go in right now.
364
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,916
We have bigger problems
than your prom dress.
365
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,749
You're gonna need
a new prom date.
366
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,124
What is that
supposed to mean?
367
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,166
Sweetie, your boyfriend
is not the perfect gentleman
368
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:43,207
that you think he is.
369
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:45,374
Your dad found
a motel reservation
370
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,457
in his backpack
for prom night.
371
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,874
Trip wouldn't make
a motel reservation.
That's not who he is.
372
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,999
Yes, he would.
Your dad saw it.
373
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,249
Wake up.
Trip's only after one thing.
374
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,499
Mom, I made
the motel reservation.
375
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,624
What?
376
00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,750
I'm only after one thing.
377
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,166
Great Scott!
378
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,832
Wait, you got the motel room?
You're pressuring him?
379
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,291
I really like him, Mom.
380
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:16,624
I'd like to live long
and prosper with her.
381
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,291
First of all,
that's Spock.
382
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,749
Second of all,
shut the hell up.
383
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:23,916
Maybe you two
should take this conversation
384
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,208
to a more private location.
385
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,833
I hear you have
a girlfriend.
386
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,874
I don't think we're
supposed to be in here.
387
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,666
Look who's suddenly concerned
with what shouldn't go in where.
388
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,416
You were all cool with me
in the car
389
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:48,832
and then now, all of a sudden,
you're full-on momming me again!
390
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,249
Listen, I've got to
be a parent
391
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,916
if I don't want to be
a grandparent.
392
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:52,875
Ugh!
393
00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:56,999
Getting a motel room
after prom
394
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,541
doesn't mean
that's gonna happen.
395
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,332
And besides,
who are you to talk?
396
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,874
You are
the biggest hypocrite,
397
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,082
Ms. Prom Dress with
the Broken Zipper.
398
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,374
Hoo-hoo!
399
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,249
Excuse me, nerd.
400
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,792
We're trying to have
a private conversation.
401
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:11,999
That's cool,
I'm trying to have
402
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,624
a private peanut-butter
and jelly sandwich.
403
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:16,916
Oh, my God.
Nathan Fillion!
404
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:18,791
What are you doing
in here?
405
00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:20,624
Well, I'm the captain
of Serenity.
406
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:23,707
And my tummy was getting rumbly,
so I grabbed a sammie.
407
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,541
I'm Katie.
Don't go anywhere.
408
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:26,624
I have to yell
at my daughter,
409
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:27,957
but then I need to ask you
something when I'm done.
410
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:29,957
Oh, you know, that's
super sweet and everything,
411
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:32,291
but in today's day and
age, I really-- I don't
sign boobs anymore.
412
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,332
I'm going with Trip to the prom
and you can't stop me.
413
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,874
Well, technically she can,
because she's your mom.
414
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:38,874
Don't listen to him.
I'm agreeing with you.
415
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:40,374
He knows what
he's talking about.
416
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,541
He agrees because he doesn't
know what's going on.
417
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:45,416
My mom couldn't get out
of her prom dress fast enough,
418
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,457
yet when I want to get
a motel room with my boyfriend,
419
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:48,874
she's all...
420
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,332
Ooh! Oh, my!
421
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,749
Is this true, Katie?
422
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,999
Because if it is, it's going
to affect my decision.
423
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,624
What decision? Who says
you get to make a decision?
424
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:59,041
Katie, I'm an actor.
425
00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:00,916
Acting is all about decisions,
all right?
426
00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:03,249
I decide how to say a line.
Mm-hmm.
427
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:06,207
I decide when I'm going
to furrow my brow...
428
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,957
now.
429
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:10,582
I think that answers
your question.
430
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,416
Don't you have
someplace to be?
431
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:13,416
You told me
to stick around.
432
00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:14,749
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't go anywhere.
433
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,749
Taylor, I wish my mom
had mommed me.
434
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,666
I wish she had sat me down
and said,
435
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,749
"You are only 16.
There's no rush.
436
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,999
There's plenty of time."
437
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,082
Mm.
See?
438
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,707
Nathan Fillion agrees.
439
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:29,124
No, just... nothing better
than a PB&J.
440
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,666
But I have firsthand experience
with this sort of thing.
441
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,499
- You have a daughter?
- No.
442
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,666
- Sister?
- No.
443
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,499
But on "Castle,"
Beckett and I waited
444
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,249
till the end of season four
before we finally hooked up.
445
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,666
It was all about the wait.
446
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,832
Very satisfying.
Big ratings.
447
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,957
But I didn't even say
I was gonna do anything.
448
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:47,624
I don't even know
if Trip is ready.
449
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:49,416
Well, how do you know
that you're ready?
450
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:50,999
Nathan, please.
451
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,708
How do you know
that you're ready?
452
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:55,416
I don't.
453
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:58,124
Then you wait.
454
00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,957
And before you decide
to do anything,
455
00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:01,832
I want you to come to me.
456
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:04,749
And I don't know
if I'm going to act like a mom
457
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,457
or a buddy or both,
458
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,916
but I will be here.
459
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,999
Okay, Mom.
460
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,666
So that's it.
We'll let you go to prom...
461
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,999
- Mm-hmm.
- ...but no motel room.
462
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,916
And you have to check in
every two hours.
463
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:20,874
Come on, really?
464
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,707
Hey, your mother and I
have decided.
465
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:23,707
Yeah.
466
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,749
Deal.
467
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:26,666
Okay.
468
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,707
I'm proud of you.
469
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,041
Katie, get in here.
470
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:34,707
Mm!
I love these moments.
471
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,791
Okay, I've got to change
into my regular clothes
472
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:39,291
and get back out there.
473
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,624
Wait, isn't that what you
wear to sign autographs?
474
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:42,832
Oh, no, no, no, no.
475
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,916
I don't wear this
for the fans.
476
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,125
This is just a little something
I do for me.
477
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,749
Wait,
one more small thing--
478
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,499
in two weeks,
479
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,041
will you come to
Westport, Connecticut,
480
00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,999
and ride an elephant
481
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,416
into my school fundraiser?
482
00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,457
Did you say elephant?
483
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:03,082
I know it's ridiculous.
484
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,874
No, I'll-- I'll--
I'll do it.
485
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:08,207
Really? Why?
486
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,833
I just opened this box
of animal crackers...
487
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:16,416
...and it was all elephants.
488
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:18,957
It's a sign.
Don't you believe in signs?
489
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,416
Yes.
490
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,207
Of course I do.
491
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,249
So you'll do my Gala?
492
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,416
I'll be there
with bells on.
493
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:26,832
You will be there
with bells on,
494
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,999
because you have to dress
like you're in Bollywood.
495
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,207
It's a DS.
496
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:33,666
- Double sign.
- Double sign.
497
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:35,082
Ha!
498
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,124
I'm glad everything
worked out for you,
499
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,166
but I'm still not
gonna get my dress.
500
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:39,207
The door's open now,
501
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,999
and someone definitely
grabbed it.
502
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,541
Uh, ring them up on
your phone for me.
503
00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:48,999
Hi, there.
This is TV's Nathan Fillion.
504
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,791
Yeah, that one. I need you
to hold a dress for me.
505
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,999
Annaleise, it's Castle!
506
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,624
We're good.
507
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:04,791
Tara, I really need
to talk to you
508
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,332
about the Nathan Fillion
thing.
509
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:09,457
Oh, you're finally going to
admit what a big liar you are?
510
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,999
I'm gonna roll on this.
511
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,791
Okay.
512
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:14,457
Continue.
513
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:17,457
Actually, it might be better
for you to hear it
514
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,250
from someone else.
515
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,832
Hi, Tara.
I'm Nathan Fillion.
516
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:24,249
You may know me
from such shows
517
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,582
as "Two Guys, A Girl
and a Pizza Place"
518
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,582
or "Castle" or "Firefly."
519
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:29,541
But probably "Castle."
520
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:31,666
I'm coming to
your Spring Gala!
521
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,249
How did you ge--
522
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,416
Now say that thing
we talked about.
523
00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:36,124
Oh, it's an inside joke?
She'll think it's funny?
524
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,624
Absolutely.
525
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:38,957
Okay.
526
00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:43,332
I'll see you there,
stupid, stupid Tara.
527
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:55,457
Wow. That was good.
528
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,332
{\an8}Thanks for coming by, Trip.
529
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,457
{\an8}I'm really sorry for
yelling at you the other day.
530
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:05,041
{\an8}It's okay, Mr. A.
531
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:06,374
{\an8}You could've said it was
Taylor that got the motel room,
532
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,457
{\an8}but you didn't.
533
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:08,999
{\an8}I didn't want to
get her in trouble.
534
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,291
{\an8}You really are a gentleman.
We good?
535
00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:12,208
{\an8}Definitely.
536
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,916
{\an8}You two hens
done cluckin'?
537
00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,791
{\an8}It's time to play
some football.
538
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,791
{\an8}All right.
539
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,500
{\an8}Good throw.
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