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It's springtime in Westport,
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which means birds are chirping,
flowers are blooming,
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and moms everywhere are
breaking out their white jeans
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to show the world
just how skinny they are.
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Mama?
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How come you never wear white
jeans like the other mommies?
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Because then Mama can't do
two of her favorite things--
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eat chocolate and wipe
her hands on her pants.
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I love you.
Have a good day.
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Springtime also means it's time
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for the elementary school's
annual Field Day,
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where moms and their daughters
split into teams
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and compete against each other.
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Katie.
Chloe.
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We're picking teams
for Field Day this morning,
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and I noticed you and
Anna-Kat aren't signed up.
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That's because Field Day
isn't about the kids.
Hmm.
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It's an excuse
for shallow, self-absorbed moms
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to prove that
they're in better shape
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than other shallow,
self-absorbed moms.
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To be clear, I think you're
shallow and self-absorbed.
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15 minutes and 30 seconds
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for Becky and I to run from
Pembroke Manor to the school.
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Mm.
My house has a name.
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Where's Becky?
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Hmm? Oh.
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Must have lost her
along the way somewhere.
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Mama!
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Penny says everyone else
is signed up for Field Day,
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and we should, too.
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I think it'd be fun.
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All right, sweetie.
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If that's what you want,
we will.
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Oh. Oh!
Yes!
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I am so glad you're signing up
so I can not pick you.
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Well, I am
not going to pick you.
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Well, you're not
a team captain,
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so that comeback's
meaningless.
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Well, imagine I was,
for the sake of my comeback.
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So there.
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In your face!
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Katie!
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Hi-i-i!
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Wow.
Suzanne.
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There's usually not
three syllables in "hi."
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I want to introduce you
to a new mom at school.
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And get this--
Her name is also Katie!
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Isn't that hilarious?
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Suzanne?
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I told you not to take
those Mexican diet pills
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anymore, sweetie.
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They're just speed.
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Nice to meet you, Katie.
You too, Katie.
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I'm, like, dying!
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So, what are we gonna do?
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We can't have two Katies
with kids in the same class,
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so we're gonna have to find
a way to tell you two apart.
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Well, I'm Katie Otto, so I guess
I could just go by "Katie O."
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Oh, that won't work.
I'm also Katie O.
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My last name is Owens.
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Two Katie O's?!
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Uh, I can't take it!
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Okay. Well, I guess we'll have
to come up with some other way
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of differentiating
you two Katies, hmm?
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Could I give it a go?
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Well, let's see.
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You both have
the same hair color,
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so what's different
about you?
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- Captions by VITAC--
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And you just know they're
calling me "Big Katie."
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{\an8}"Big Katie"?
I wouldn't assume that.
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{\an8}There are plenty
of other possible nicknames.
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{\an8}Really? Like what?
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{\an8}You could get a tattoo
on your face.
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Be "Tattoo-Face Katie."
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They'd still call me Big Katie.
And you know why?
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Because everyone in this town
is obsessed
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with what kind of shape
you're in.
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They might as well call
Field Day "Fitness Shaming Day."
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{\an8}Ugh. I am so glad my kids
are too old for Field Day.
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Being the only black family
at an athletic event
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is too much pressure.
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{\an8}The only good thing
about having that baby
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is that it gives me a pass
to skip Field Day this year.
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{\an8}That's the only good thing?
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{\an8}Yeah.
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Well, that, and my yoo-hoo
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gets a six-month mandatory
bone-break from Richard.
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You don't have to wait
six months.
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Yeah,
but he doesn't know that.
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They just e-mailed
the team assignments.
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{\an8}Oh, good.
I'm not on Chloe's team.
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{\an8}I'm on Nancy's team.
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{\an8}And she made me the anchor
in the tug-of-war.
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{\an8}Make the big girl the anchor.
That is so insulting.
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{\an8}Anywhere else in this country,
I am a normal-sized woman.
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My aunt in Wisconsin
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{\an8}is worried that I'm wasting away
to nothing,
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{\an8}but here, compared
to these stupid, competitive,
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{\an8}white-jeans-wearing, underfed
skinnies, I'm an anchor!
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Damn.
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Big Katie's
on a tear today.
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Yeah.
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Just the man
I was looking for.
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I'm entering my grandfather's
famous chili recipe
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in the cook-off
at the Field Day tomorrow,
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and I thought
I'd teach you to make it.
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Is there a cash prize?
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No cash, just pride.
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So nothing.
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I couldn't be more out.
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Oliver, pride is worth
something in this world.
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Is it? Huh.
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"Hi. Harvard?
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I'd like to pay
for my tuition.
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Not with money.
With pride.
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What?
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You don't accept pride.
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That's strange."
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Fine.
I'll make it myself.
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"Hello?
American Express?
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I'd like to settle my bill.
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With pride.
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What?
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You don't?"
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Dad, American Express
doesn't accept pride, either.
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I get it.
I have so many more.
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I'm gonna go write them down
and e-mail them to you.
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"Hello?
Colombian kidnappers?
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We've decided to meet your
ransom demands with pride."
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Hey, Mr. A.
What are you up to?
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I'm making chili
for tomorrow's chili cook-off.
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Chili?
That's my fourth-favorite food!
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Right behind gummy worms,
gummy sharks, and...
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Pass.
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Do you want
to help me make it?
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I sure could use a hand.
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Dad, get your own boyfriend.
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He's here to be with me,
not make chili with you.
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Come on, Trip.
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But..it's chili.
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So... wait.
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You're gonna blow me off,
throw on an apron,
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and make chili with my dad?
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There's outfits?!
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What? Whoa.
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Yeah, sure.
Turn around.
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Katie.
Chloe.
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Katie.
Nancy.
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You made me the anchor
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because that's all
you think that I can do.
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Mm-hmm.
Well, I'm not doin' it.
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I'll have you know
that I can dominate any event
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at this stupid Field Day
and beat every mom here.
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Oh, no, sweetie,
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you know this is Field Day,
not "Mrs. Fields Day," right?
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If you want, you can have my
spot in the three-legged race,
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and I'll be the anchor.
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Thank you, Katie.
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You're welcome, Katie.
Oh!
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It just kills me every time!
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The three-legged race is for
people who train and condition.
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I ran track
in high school.
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It's muscle memory.
You don't lose that.
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Hey, no judgment here.
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Now, what size T-shirt
can I put you down for--
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extra small, small, or
the one XL we set aside for you?
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I'll take the "at least
my husband didn't flee to Nepal
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to get away from me" shirt.
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Do you have one of those?
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We're gonna have fun
together.
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Crushing your enemies' spirit
is always more fun
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when you do it
with someone you love.
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Now. Are you ready?
I'm ready.
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Boing!
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Sweetie, what are you doing?
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I thought it'd be fun
if we acted like rabbits.
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No! We're sharks.
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We eat rabbits.
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When would a shark have
an occasion to eat a rabbit?
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When a plane full of rabbits
crashes into the ocean.
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Why would there be a plane
full of rabbits?
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I don't have time to explain
how the world works.
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Let's do this.
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Anna-Kat, focus.
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We have to be
completely in sync.
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Two people
using three legs as one.
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One mind, one body.
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One mind,
one body.
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Why would sharks even have
a taste for rabbit?
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Drop it.
One mind, one body.
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One mind, one body.
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Outside, middle.
Outside, middle.
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One person, one body,
never to be separated.
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That went
surprisingly well.
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Inside, outside.
Inside, outside.
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Inside...
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Okay.
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First, you brown the meat.
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Wait. Before you do...
Taylor!
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Take a picture of me,
your dad, and the meat.
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Really?
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That was for social.
Take another one.
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This one's just for us.
Oh.
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Ugh.
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What is going on?
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Trip and I
were supposed to hang out,
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but now all he wants to do
is make chili.
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I always knew Trip would
leave you for someone else.
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I just didn't think
it'd be Dad.
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Okay.
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Now I'm gonna tell you
something
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no one outside the family
knows.
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Grandpa Otto's
secret ingredient.
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The secret...
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Hey.
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I am so not okay
with this.
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I thought you weren't interested
in making chili with Dad.
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I'm not.
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But that doesn't mean
I want Trip
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learning the family secrets.
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Those are my secrets
not to give a crap about.
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Wow.
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Yeah, just don't tell anyone.
Okay, son?
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Son?
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Your moron boyfriend
is stealing my dad.
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And Dad is stealing
my boyfriend.
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We have to find
a way to put an end to this.
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Now let's get a pic
with the beans.
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Love it!
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Oh, I'm gonna make
that one my wallpaper.
Good call.
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Inside, outside.
Inside, outside.
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Inside, outside.
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Can I catch my breath
for a second?
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There's no catching your breath
in the three-legged race.
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You got to push through it.
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Yes, baby girl.
That's it.
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That's it!
That's it!
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Ow! My ankle!
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Come on! You got it!
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I can't.
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It's nothing.
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Try and walk it off.
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Ow!
I can't put pressure on it!
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It's okay, sweetie.
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We'll pack your ankle
in ice,
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and you'll be good as new
in the morning.
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And if you're not,
I'll pump you so full of sugar
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you won't be able
to feel a thing.
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Hey, Trip.
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Hey, Tay.
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I'm gonna go bikini shopping.
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Do you want to come with me?
254
00:09:24,861 --> 00:09:26,328
Sorry, babe.
255
00:09:26,329 --> 00:09:27,597
Stewing tomatoes.
256
00:09:32,468 --> 00:09:35,270
Wow.
You just lost to a vegetable.
257
00:09:35,271 --> 00:09:36,940
Watch and learn.
258
00:09:38,641 --> 00:09:40,142
Hey, Dad.
259
00:09:40,143 --> 00:09:42,277
I was just doing
some historical reading,
260
00:09:42,278 --> 00:09:44,746
and I got a little confused
on the tactics
261
00:09:44,747 --> 00:09:47,783
that engineered victory
at the Battle of Bunker Hill.
262
00:09:47,784 --> 00:09:49,618
Any chance
you can explain it to me?
263
00:09:49,619 --> 00:09:51,253
Not right now.
264
00:09:51,254 --> 00:09:53,388
We're in
the critical seasoning stage.
265
00:09:53,389 --> 00:09:55,391
Why don't you go help
your sister pick out bikinis?
266
00:10:00,263 --> 00:10:01,897
So, now what?
267
00:10:01,898 --> 00:10:05,067
I guess we have to
wait until Field Day is over.
268
00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:07,302
All right. Now we just
let it simmer overnight.
269
00:10:07,303 --> 00:10:09,705
You really think
we can win?
Absolutely.
270
00:10:09,706 --> 00:10:11,240
And then we can enter
other cooking contests.
271
00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:12,241
Totally.
272
00:10:12,242 --> 00:10:14,677
We could ourselves
the, uh...
273
00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:18,247
Pass.
274
00:10:18,248 --> 00:10:20,282
How do we stop this?
275
00:10:20,283 --> 00:10:21,918
We have to make sure
they don't win.
276
00:10:23,786 --> 00:10:25,187
Mmm!
Mmm.
277
00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:27,155
Mmm!
Mm-mmm-mmm!
278
00:10:27,156 --> 00:10:28,523
Mm-hmm.
Right?
279
00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:30,692
Mm-hmm.
What is happening?!
280
00:10:33,029 --> 00:10:35,497
I am so bummed
about Anna-Kat's ankle.
281
00:10:35,498 --> 00:10:36,865
Now all the other moms
are gonna think
282
00:10:36,866 --> 00:10:38,967
I'm not racing
because I chickened out.
283
00:10:38,968 --> 00:10:40,102
Well, if it makes you
feel better,
284
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,970
the chili that Trip and I made
is amazing.
285
00:10:41,971 --> 00:10:44,406
Great! So, you've had
the ability to cook dinner
286
00:10:44,407 --> 00:10:46,241
for the past 15 years
and just haven't done it?
287
00:10:46,242 --> 00:10:49,344
Thanks, honey.
That really cheers me up.
288
00:10:49,345 --> 00:10:51,813
Oh, so, let's just pretend my
"Stir Fry Fridays" don't exist.
289
00:10:51,814 --> 00:10:53,815
I'm just annoyed
because Anna-Kat and I
290
00:10:53,816 --> 00:10:56,118
totally would have won.
291
00:10:56,119 --> 00:10:58,687
Hey, Trip. Yeah, I did get the
bean photo, and you're right--
292
00:10:58,688 --> 00:11:00,422
We do look like badasses.
293
00:11:08,731 --> 00:11:10,399
Anna-Kat!
294
00:11:16,339 --> 00:11:17,539
Ow!
295
00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:19,775
My knee hurts so bad!
296
00:11:19,776 --> 00:11:21,510
It was your ankle.
297
00:11:21,511 --> 00:11:23,578
I mean my ankle!
298
00:11:23,579 --> 00:11:25,514
Ohh!
Other ankle.
299
00:11:25,515 --> 00:11:28,318
Ow?
300
00:11:33,424 --> 00:11:36,425
Anna-Kat, you lied about
twisting your ankle.
301
00:11:36,426 --> 00:11:37,926
Why did you do that?
302
00:11:37,927 --> 00:11:40,462
So I wouldn't have to do
the three-legged race.
303
00:11:40,463 --> 00:11:42,364
But you were so excited.
304
00:11:42,365 --> 00:11:43,966
I was excited at first,
305
00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,201
but then you got all,
"One mind, one body.
306
00:11:46,202 --> 00:11:48,170
Crush those skinnies.
They're gonna pay.
307
00:11:48,171 --> 00:11:50,205
Those filthy--"
It's okay.
308
00:11:50,206 --> 00:11:51,840
I know what I said.
309
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,375
And that ruined
all the fun.
310
00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,277
Oh, my God.
311
00:11:55,278 --> 00:11:57,245
I became one of them.
312
00:11:57,246 --> 00:11:58,413
One of who?
313
00:11:58,414 --> 00:11:59,681
The moms.
314
00:11:59,682 --> 00:12:02,551
I complain how they're
always taking an event
315
00:12:02,552 --> 00:12:05,654
that should be about the kids
and making it about themselves,
316
00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:08,056
and then I went
and did the same thing.
317
00:12:08,057 --> 00:12:10,460
That's just not okay.
318
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,532
Anna-Kat, aren't you gonna
say, "It's okay, Mama,"
319
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:18,867
and let me off the hook?
320
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,837
Don't you ever get tired
of the same old song and dance?
321
00:12:21,838 --> 00:12:24,673
I have to be better.
322
00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:26,308
No more practicing.
323
00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:30,178
Win or lose, I promise we'll
have a great time at Field Day.
324
00:12:30,179 --> 00:12:33,015
Sounds good.
325
00:12:35,785 --> 00:12:37,953
One more
shark-bunny-related question.
326
00:12:37,954 --> 00:12:39,287
You've got to let it go, sweetie.
327
00:12:39,288 --> 00:12:40,622
Got it.
328
00:12:45,795 --> 00:12:47,929
Smells like victory.
329
00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:50,299
And it sounds like
the ocean.
330
00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:53,702
Let's give it a taste.
331
00:13:00,243 --> 00:13:02,310
This should take care
of your problem.
332
00:13:02,311 --> 00:13:05,080
Just make sure
you handle it very carefully.
333
00:13:05,081 --> 00:13:06,782
The ghost pepper is one
of the hottest peppers
334
00:13:06,783 --> 00:13:08,050
known to mankind,
335
00:13:08,051 --> 00:13:10,085
so don't touch your eyes
or let it get on your skin.
336
00:13:10,086 --> 00:13:11,653
You look cute in an apron.
337
00:13:11,654 --> 00:13:12,921
Pay attention.
338
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,156
Tell him, Uncle Louie.
339
00:13:14,157 --> 00:13:16,091
This pepper
will [bleep] you up.
340
00:13:22,432 --> 00:13:25,534
One taste of this,
and their mouths will burn.
341
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:28,805
They'll realize their failure,
and their bromance will be over.
342
00:13:30,406 --> 00:13:33,775
I can't wait to see the looks
on their face when they try it.
343
00:13:42,885 --> 00:13:44,787
Mm. Delicious.
344
00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:48,857
Mmm! Totally.
345
00:13:48,858 --> 00:13:50,125
Now I know
how what's-his-name felt
346
00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:51,827
when he invented
the whatchamacallit.
347
00:13:51,828 --> 00:13:52,894
Huh.
348
00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:55,932
What happened to melting
their faces off?
349
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,202
Let me try that.
350
00:14:01,471 --> 00:14:03,473
It's not spicy at all.
351
00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:07,309
You're right.
352
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,543
What the hell?
353
00:14:08,544 --> 00:14:10,278
Uncle Louie
gave me a dud pepper.
354
00:14:10,279 --> 00:14:11,913
What's going on?
Who's Uncle Louie?
355
00:14:11,914 --> 00:14:12,948
What pepper?
356
00:14:12,949 --> 00:14:14,082
Come up with something.
357
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,685
O-Oliver and I were jealous
of you and Trip,
358
00:14:16,686 --> 00:14:19,187
so we put a hot pepper
in your chili
359
00:14:19,188 --> 00:14:20,822
to sabotage
your chances of winning.
360
00:14:20,823 --> 00:14:23,325
So, you just told
the truth.
361
00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:25,894
Dad, don't just stare at us
like that.
362
00:14:25,895 --> 00:14:28,597
Say something.
363
00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:29,664
I can't.
364
00:14:29,665 --> 00:14:31,433
What's wrong?
My mouwf...
365
00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:34,503
Something really bad
is happening in my tongue!
366
00:14:34,504 --> 00:14:36,738
What is happening?
367
00:14:36,739 --> 00:14:38,573
Remember, the ghost pepper
368
00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:41,309
takes about 20 seconds
to kick in.
369
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,979
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks, Uncle Louie.
370
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,413
I totally forgot.
371
00:14:45,414 --> 00:14:47,382
The ghost pepper's effects
are slightly delayed.
372
00:14:47,383 --> 00:14:49,885
I can feel it
in my ear canal!
373
00:14:49,886 --> 00:14:51,319
Give me the tap, old man!
374
00:14:52,588 --> 00:14:55,490
Aah!
So that means...
375
00:14:55,491 --> 00:14:57,159
Aah!
Oh! Oh!
376
00:14:58,227 --> 00:14:59,961
There's nothing I can do
377
00:14:59,962 --> 00:15:01,396
except wait for it.
378
00:15:07,069 --> 00:15:08,236
Kill me!
379
00:15:08,237 --> 00:15:10,071
All I wanted was someone
to make chili with me.
380
00:15:10,072 --> 00:15:12,308
I need milk!
I need milk!
381
00:15:13,509 --> 00:15:14,776
Give me that.
Mm!
382
00:15:14,777 --> 00:15:17,045
I'm sorry, Taylor.
I didn't mean to ignore you.
383
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,747
Don't look at me!
I think I'm gonna cry!
384
00:15:18,748 --> 00:15:20,682
I'm sorry
I ruined your chili, Dad.
385
00:15:20,683 --> 00:15:22,185
Maybe the worst is over.
386
00:15:23,386 --> 00:15:27,088
Just when you think the worst
is over, you soil yourself.
387
00:15:27,089 --> 00:15:28,623
Then it's done.
388
00:15:28,624 --> 00:15:30,392
Bad news, Dad.
389
00:15:32,461 --> 00:15:35,096
- I definitely hate her.
- Give me a good one!
390
00:15:35,097 --> 00:15:37,532
Remember, it doesn't matter
if we win or lose.
391
00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:40,035
We're just gonna hop around
like rabbits and have fun.
392
00:15:40,036 --> 00:15:41,102
Okay, Mama.
393
00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:42,671
Wait. I'm gonna go grab us
some waters.
394
00:15:42,672 --> 00:15:44,606
I'll be right back.
395
00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:46,541
Yeah.
Oh, no.
396
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:49,144
Oh, I can't believe
Katie actually showed up.
397
00:15:49,145 --> 00:15:52,247
She is gonna come in dead last,
and my team is gonna lose.
398
00:15:52,248 --> 00:15:53,548
I won't take home a trophy,
399
00:15:53,549 --> 00:15:55,350
and I will bring shame
to Pembroke Manor.
400
00:15:55,351 --> 00:15:57,085
Okay, this is
what I'm gonna do.
401
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,954
I'm gonna come in first,
of course.
402
00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:01,156
Then I'm gonna turn around,
and I'm gonna laugh at her,
403
00:16:01,157 --> 00:16:02,958
but I'm gonna hold it in
so I don't look like a bitch,
404
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:03,959
like this.
405
00:16:09,732 --> 00:16:12,234
I got these.
Because we're bunnies!
406
00:16:12,235 --> 00:16:13,368
Thanks, Mama.
407
00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:15,437
Now we just have to do
one more thing.
408
00:16:15,438 --> 00:16:18,073
What's that?
409
00:16:18,074 --> 00:16:19,107
Win.
410
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,142
Now we're talkin'.
411
00:16:21,143 --> 00:16:22,911
We're gonna beat
those filthy--
412
00:16:22,912 --> 00:16:24,512
Okay, Anna-Kat.
413
00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:28,850
Well, Oliver,
we did it together.
Yeah.
414
00:16:28,851 --> 00:16:30,885
We combined the chili
from three supermarkets
415
00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:33,088
and claimed it as our own.
416
00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:34,589
I'm glad
I got my sight back.
417
00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:36,658
That ghost pepper caused
a really scary 20 minutes.
418
00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:37,959
I can't feel my teeth.
419
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,128
Attention, everyone.
420
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,631
The three-legged race
is about to begin.
421
00:16:46,202 --> 00:16:47,736
This is gonna be
so embarrassing for you,
422
00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:49,204
and in front of your child,
no less.
423
00:16:49,205 --> 00:16:51,406
Well, your kids have gotten
over having a shrieking vulture
424
00:16:51,407 --> 00:16:53,174
for a mother, so we're good.
425
00:17:02,051 --> 00:17:03,685
Oh!
426
00:17:03,686 --> 00:17:05,387
Oh! My nose!
427
00:17:05,388 --> 00:17:06,488
Sweep the leg.
428
00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:07,622
But she's my friend!
429
00:17:07,623 --> 00:17:08,657
You're weak
like your father.
430
00:17:08,658 --> 00:17:10,025
Sweep the leg.
Okay.
431
00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:11,026
Anna-Kat...
432
00:17:11,027 --> 00:17:12,661
the flip!
433
00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:13,962
That's why we practiced.
434
00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:16,731
I dare you to sweep my leg,
little girl.
435
00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:20,635
Faster!
Penny, faster!
436
00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:23,672
Oh, no, no!
437
00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:25,206
No!
438
00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:27,142
Yes!
439
00:17:27,143 --> 00:17:28,576
You should have swept
the leg!
440
00:17:28,577 --> 00:17:29,978
What's wrong with you?!
441
00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:31,980
Oh, shove
your stupid nose!
442
00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:33,214
It's my fourth one!
443
00:17:33,215 --> 00:17:34,849
I'll break it again!
444
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:36,451
I need a doctor!
445
00:17:36,452 --> 00:17:37,452
I need a drink.
446
00:17:38,688 --> 00:17:39,954
Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe it.
447
00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:41,923
You actually won.
That's right.
448
00:17:41,924 --> 00:17:44,092
You didn't think we had
a chance, did you?
449
00:17:44,093 --> 00:17:46,361
None of you did.
And why?
450
00:17:46,362 --> 00:17:48,330
Because I'm bigger
than all of you.
451
00:17:48,331 --> 00:17:49,764
I'll tell you this.
452
00:17:49,765 --> 00:17:52,367
I have been a size 4
and a size 14,
453
00:17:52,368 --> 00:17:54,803
and right now
I don't know what size I am
454
00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:56,805
because I'm afraid to go
clothes shopping,
455
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:58,173
But none of that matters.
456
00:17:58,174 --> 00:18:01,509
The point is, I've never let it
affect who I am,
457
00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:02,977
and never will.
458
00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:05,980
Because size doesn't matter.
459
00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:07,849
It's what's inside that counts.
460
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:12,288
And my insides kicked all
of your insides' asses today.
461
00:18:16,926 --> 00:18:18,693
You stop that slow clap
right now.
462
00:18:18,694 --> 00:18:20,362
Yeah, B.K. is right.
463
00:18:20,363 --> 00:18:21,830
"B.K."? See?
464
00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:22,964
I knew
it was a matter of time
465
00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:24,566
before you called me
"Big Katie."
466
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:26,534
Big Katie?
Mm-hmm.
467
00:18:26,535 --> 00:18:29,371
No!
B.K. stands for "Bitchy Katie."
468
00:18:29,372 --> 00:18:32,574
Oh.
469
00:18:32,575 --> 00:18:34,309
I can see that.
470
00:18:35,478 --> 00:18:37,312
All right, everyone.
471
00:18:37,313 --> 00:18:38,780
We are all tied up.
472
00:18:38,781 --> 00:18:42,751
Which means everything
comes down to the tug-of-war!
473
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,159
Nancy.
Mm?
474
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,596
If we really want to win,
I should be the anchor.
475
00:18:54,597 --> 00:18:55,930
But you just gave
that whole speech
476
00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:57,332
about size not mattering
and everything.
477
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,867
Yeah, but come on.
478
00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:01,203
Big girl's
gotta be the anchor.
479
00:19:05,741 --> 00:19:06,841
I got it.
480
00:19:06,842 --> 00:19:08,243
Are you sure?
481
00:19:08,244 --> 00:19:09,778
Yeah, I'm sure.
482
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:25,026
Honorable mention.
Not bad.
483
00:19:25,027 --> 00:19:27,495
Next year, you and I
are taking home first place.
484
00:19:27,496 --> 00:19:29,230
Definitely.
485
00:19:29,231 --> 00:19:30,632
So...
486
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,268
what's the secret ingredient?
487
00:19:34,837 --> 00:19:37,138
Teamwork.
488
00:19:37,139 --> 00:19:39,408
Huh.
489
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,743
Never mind.
490
00:19:41,744 --> 00:19:42,945
You can do it with Trip.
491
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,614
Give it up for your mom,
the big winner!
492
00:19:46,615 --> 00:19:48,716
Thank you.
Thank you.
493
00:19:48,717 --> 00:19:50,652
I'm so proud of you, Mama.
494
00:19:50,653 --> 00:19:53,888
Thanks to you,
we won all of Field Day.
495
00:19:53,889 --> 00:19:56,324
Aah!
496
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,393
- Aah!
- Aah!
497
00:19:58,394 --> 00:20:00,862
Where's my shoe?!
498
00:20:06,135 --> 00:20:09,637
Yay! Ya-hoo!
499
00:20:09,638 --> 00:20:11,372
Yay!
500
00:20:11,373 --> 00:20:12,475
Why?!
501
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:16,746
With everything
that happened at Field Day,
502
00:20:16,747 --> 00:20:19,474
I just wanted to bury
the hatchet, and I figured,
503
00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:23,151
"What better way to do it
than over a meal?"
504
00:20:23,152 --> 00:20:24,519
Chili?
505
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,753
My husband made it.
506
00:20:25,754 --> 00:20:27,088
It's delicious.
507
00:20:27,089 --> 00:20:28,690
Try it.
508
00:20:28,691 --> 00:20:30,225
You first.
509
00:20:30,226 --> 00:20:32,227
Do you really think
that I would poison you?
510
00:20:32,228 --> 00:20:33,361
I don't know.
511
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,829
When I hurled a clump of mud
at your head,
512
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:37,031
you said you were gonna
make orphans of my children.
513
00:20:37,032 --> 00:20:38,233
Fine.
514
00:20:38,234 --> 00:20:39,802
Unh-unh-unh.
This one.
515
00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:48,877
Mmm!
516
00:20:48,878 --> 00:20:50,012
Delicious.
517
00:20:56,285 --> 00:20:57,485
{\an8}Mmm!
Mm-hmm.
518
00:20:57,486 --> 00:20:58,586
{\an8}Wow, that is yummy!
519
00:20:58,587 --> 00:20:59,587
{\an8}Mm-hmm.
520
00:21:00,656 --> 00:21:02,957
{\an8}Don't mind if I do.
Excuse me.
521
00:21:06,462 --> 00:21:08,530
{\an8}Oh, my God!
Make it stop!
522
00:21:10,232 --> 00:21:12,467
{\an8}This is a million times worse
than natural childbirth,
523
00:21:12,468 --> 00:21:13,768
{\an8}and it's still worth it!
524
00:21:13,769 --> 00:21:15,637
{\an8}Why?! Why?!
525
00:21:15,638 --> 00:21:18,039
{\an8}Because I hate you
more than I like myself.
526
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,276
{\an8}Aah!
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