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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God...
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You had ten minutes alone
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by yourself down here,
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and yet, you didn't
even try to escape.
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Mmm...
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And why is that?
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Because you are
the greatest person
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that's ever lived.
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No matter how many times
I scared you...
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Boo!
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Or threatened you...
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you still believed
that I was good.
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And that is why
you will always
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be my favorite...
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of them all.
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Shh, shh, shh...
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I did it.
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I did it. I did it.
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They say imitation is
the highest form of flattery.
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I'm not so sure.
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Whoa, major deja vu.
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Joni said it best.
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"I've looked at life from
both sides now."
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Wow.
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Oh, Eric.
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Good old days.
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Cute little lake.
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Cute little town.
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There it is.
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Yellow door.
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Mmm.
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What is time?
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A little moody up here.
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Yes, a little bitch.
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Ominous.
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Should be interesting.
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All right, let's see.
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"Wanted: someone to film me
for the day.
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"No questions asked.
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Pays $100."
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$100?
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Really?
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Look, I don't want to judge
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my little copycat buddy,
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but it feels a little cheap.
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Maybe a little disrespect--
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Hi!
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Hi.
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Oh, my God...
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Oh, my God.
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This is going to be
a good day.
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You have a really nice,
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kind face.
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I've never
heard that before.
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I'm Joseph.
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Your name's Joseph?
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Okay, uh, my name's Joseph.
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Are you serious?
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This is...
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Uh, twinzies? I mean...
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Get out of the car.
Come here.
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- Oh, okay, alright.
- Come here.
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- What's next, Joseph?
- Okay...
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I feel like we should do this
right now because
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at the end of the day,
it's gonna be totally normal.
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Oh...
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Trust me, it's not gonna
be weird at all.
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That's all I get?
I don't think so!
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Come on, give me a good one!
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Come on in.
I'm in the bathroom.
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- Already?
- Huh?
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You're in
the bathroom already?
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Yeah?
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I know this isn't supposed to be
a shot for shot remake,
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but is he really gonna skip
the whole "my life" setup?
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That's an important scene.
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I'm sure you're wondering
why I brought you all the way
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out there to film me.
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Here's the thing,
I'm a cancer survivor...
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What?
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Huh?
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I'm sorry,
I can't understand you.
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Did you hear anything
that I just said?
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Should I start over?
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Look, I'm just
the cameraman,
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but was what you're trying
to tell me important?
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- Yes.
- Yeah, then you might...
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Wha... might it
have been wiser
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to do this dialogue in a place
that's a little quieter--
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I need you to film me for
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my unborn son so that
in case I die...
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The volume's great.
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It's just the intelligibility.
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Like, the tub
is just very loud...
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When I was a little boy,
my mom would give me tubbies.
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It was my favorite time
of the day.
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We called it...
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"Tubby time."
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Yeah.
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I'm familiar.
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I love a tubby.
Let's do it!
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I don't want to make you
uncomfortable.
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But we're going to go a lot
deeper places than this.
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You doing okay?
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Yeah.
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Could be a lot better.
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♪ Bow chicka-bow-bow ♪
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Let's get that full tubby
striptease!
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Come on, Magic Mike...
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Booboo overboard!
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Booboo in the tub!
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All right, Mr. Joseph,
I am rolling.
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I've got a nice shot
with two candles,
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but there's also this
tighter shot
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with just one candle.
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Tighter is fine.
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Yeah, good.
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Okay, um,
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last thing...
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you don't happen to have
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a different color washcloth,
do you?
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Like, if you had like,
a burnt orange or something--
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If you don't mind,
could you just stick
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to the filming and let me
stay at my own pace?
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Absolutely, you know what?
You're totally right.
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I'm sorry.
You're the boss.
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I'm here to support.
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- Okay.
- Go ahead.
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Where was I?
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You were lamenting that
this was a sad scene,
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and that tubby time
should be fun and not sad.
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Right, thanks.
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Wait, did I say
that part already?
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Did I already say that?
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Yeah, um,
of course you did.
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How would I know what you said
if you hadn't already said it?
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Right.
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And then you said something
about ending it and...
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I don't know, something about
killing yourself, I think.
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It's true.
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I could do that.
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I could end it.
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Do you think about
suicide a lot--
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- Would you please stop...
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry,
you're right, go ahead.
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Please.
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You're kinda ruining it
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when you hold your nose
like that.
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Still, though.
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Pretty good at
holding your breath.
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Boy, you're really milking it,
going for that Oscar.
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Look, I'm sorry I tried
to drown you, okay?
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I just...
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You said you wanted to end it,
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and I don't know, I just...
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I thought I was helping.
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This may sound strange,
but even though we just met,
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I consider you a new friend--
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Whoa! Major deja vu.
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Did you feel that?
- No.
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Yes. Yes.
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Two friends.
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New friends.
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Having a drink, some whiskies,
or maybe some tea.
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Oh, and maybe one of the drinks
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has been tampered with.
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It's from like, a viral video,
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or like, a movie
or something, right?
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- I don't know.
- Princess Bride!
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"Inconceivable!"
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"The game of wits
has begun.
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"It ends when you decide
and we both drink.
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Iocane powder."
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"I'd stake my life on it."
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Prince Humperdinck,
am I right?
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Oh, my God.
Chris Sarandon,
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one of the best comedic
performances of the '80s.
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He's supposed to be this
like, evil villain,
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but he's really
this total loser.
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It's so funny.
Anyway,
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this is gonna be our game.
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One good drink, one bad drink.
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You decide.
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Look, man, we're supposed
to be filming a video for my...
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Uh, hello.
What do you think we're doing?
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Say "hi, buddy."
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Hello, little buddy.
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Playing a fun little
drinking game
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with your dear old dad.
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Yeah, it's so fun!
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It's so fun!
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I don't understand.
What's the game?
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Okay, all right.
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Baby gonna need a little hint.
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That was the good one.
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This is the bad one.
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What do you do?
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It's like Speed.
What do you do?
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I don't know.
What do I do?
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Well, you could end it,
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like you were talking about
in the bathroom,
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or make it exciting.
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You could try
to force me to drink it.
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A little scuffle ensues,
you know?
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But this-- look,
this is your movie.
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You're the director.
I'm just the cameraman.
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Gotta make a choice.
You want to win the game?
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Gotta do something.
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I-- I don't know.
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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All right.
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Well, you win the game.
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Congratulations.
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I drank the powder.
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You're a very strange person.
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Did you know that?
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That tastes--
that tastes weird.
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Yeah.
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Do you realize what
you've just done to yourself
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with your little game?
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Do you have any idea
who you're dealing with?
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Do I to...
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Who I'm... what?
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You're funny.
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Oh, it is a good day.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
It's such a good day.
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Well, you've probably
guessed by now
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that you answered
the wrong ad today, buddy.
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This is the end of your road.
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Hey.
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Hey...
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I don't want you to feel bad
about yourself, okay?
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You were up against
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a very formidable foe.
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I learned from the best.
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The best of the best.
Do you want to see?
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You want to see?
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Okay, I found this
on the dark web
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a couple of years ago...
-
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Oh, he blurred out
his face and his voice.
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But look-- yeah, look.
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He... is the best.
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The best to ever
play the game.
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I may not be
as good as him yet,
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but I'm getting better
every day.
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Oh, no one's gonna help you.
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No one's gonna save you, okay?
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No, no, no, I got to tell you
something.
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What?
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I got to tell you one thing.
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Fine, fine, fine.
But if you scream,
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I'm going to bury this ax
in your face, okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay...
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Thank you so much.
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Okay.
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Quick confession.
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I lied.
It's not just one thing.
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It's two things.
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Actually, it's two things
and a question.
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So it's technically
three things...
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- Okay, just move it along.
- Okay.
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First thing,
you didn't trick me.
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I voluntarily drank the drink.
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That was a wild choice.
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Second thing, that mask
you're wearing,
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it's really janky.
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00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,752
I think you need to consider
more carefully the brands
270
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,754
you love and how
you represent them.
271
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,495
You really are
a strange person...
272
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,889
Third thing.
273
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,152
Were you in the Boy Scouts?
274
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,762
Yeah.
275
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,025
I thought so.
276
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,504
Because these knots you tied?
277
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,463
They're really good.
278
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,856
But they're not great.
279
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,772
You didn't make it all the way
to Eagle Scout, did you?
280
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,209
No. It's okay, I guess.
281
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:20,778
But sometimes,
going all the way matters.
282
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,345
Sometimes,
283
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,608
that final knot
284
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,394
makes a big difference.
285
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,483
Sometimes it's the difference
286
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:32,747
between life and death.
287
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,096
Buddy, you're not
gonna talk--
288
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,452
Hey, if I ask you a question,
289
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,064
will you answer me honestly?
290
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,805
When you saw that ax
back at the house,
291
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:48,937
was there a small part of you
that thought
292
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,373
I might kill you with it?
293
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,375
No, no, no...
294
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,421
There's a check in
your boot, Aaron.
295
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,987
How did you know that...
296
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:59,252
Hello, my name is Peachfuzz.
297
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,992
Oh, my God, what did you...
298
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,604
Did you see the film?
299
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,432
Oh, I didn't have to see it.
300
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,043
I lived it!
301
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:13,353
Whoa, whoa,
hold it right there.
302
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,311
You know who I am.
303
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:18,445
You know what happens
if you run.
304
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,273
Come on,
let's talk this out.
305
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,276
Come on, take a seat.
306
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,366
It's okay.
307
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,111
Good boy.
308
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,156
Now, listen.
309
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,897
I was really excited
to meet you.
310
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,507
I had very high hopes.
311
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,206
I thought maybe
we could even team up.
312
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,295
I don't want to be
just Daryl Hall
313
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,644
when we could be Hall & Oates.
314
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,211
That way,
no one has to die.
315
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:48,083
- I'm trying...
- No, listen.
316
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:51,478
The problem is you're not
very good at your job.
317
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,697
- I try very hard at my--
- Don't tell me you're trying.
318
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,438
You're just not trying
hard enough.
319
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,311
But the good news
is there's hope, okay?
320
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,922
Remember in the late '50s,
321
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,533
there was a mediocre cover band
322
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,971
out of Liverpool
called The Quarrymen?
323
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,886
They didn't become the Beatles
324
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:11,237
until somebody took
a shot on them.
325
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,717
I want to take
that shot on you.
326
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,502
- You pity me.
- I don't.
327
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,068
- Yes, you do.
- Well, maybe a little.
328
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,201
You drank the poison
last night.
329
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,899
Well, I wanted you
to feel you were doing well.
330
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,597
You let me tie you up.
331
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:24,902
I am not left-handed.
332
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:28,471
I am pathetic.
I got nothing to offer...
333
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,125
Don't you dare say that.
334
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,475
Every human being has
something to offer.
335
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,347
There's something
you could do right now
336
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,959
that would be un-forgettable.
337
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,569
You just have to be
338
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:43,051
brutally...
339
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:46,141
painfully...
340
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,536
honest with yourself.
341
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,681
Oh!
342
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,509
He's got something.
343
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,903
He's got something.
344
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,470
Oh, wow.
345
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,909
Okay, here he comes.
346
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,193
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