All language subtitles for Three Christmas Ghosts (USA 1975, Mary Stuart, Susan Sloan) (720)

Beaver Publications, Merry Christmas.

Beaver Publications, Merry Christmas.

No, I'm sorry, Ms. Scrooge is in
conference. May someone else help you?

Beaver Publications, Merry Christmas.

No, I'm sorry, Mr. Gervich. Miss Scrooge
is in conference and left orders not to

be disturbed.

She's busy and left orders not to be
disturbed, Mr. Gervich. Viva

Merry Christmas.

Impotent.

Impotent. If I were searching for a word
to best describe this feeble attempt at

a layout, impotent would spring to my
lips.

But, Miss Scrooge... Don't. But Miss
Scrooge made Bob Hatchet. But Miss

Scrooge... I told you not to do that.

Oh.

How do you expect me to keep my
circulation as high as it's been with a

photographs of limp dicks?

Hatchet, today's woman will not accept a
limp dick in her bedroom, will she?

No, I guess not.

And she won't accept a limp dick on her
singles weekend, will she? I suppose she

won't. Then she certainly won't accept a
bunch of limp dicks in her favorite

magazine. Miss Scrooge, the photographer
had trouble with these models. It's

very difficult to get exactly...
Ratchet, I don't care how you do it. I

care if you work all night.

These cocks had better be as big and as
hard as the Washington Monument.

Miss Scrooge, it's Christmas Eve.

Bah humbug.

Christmas Eve, is it? Why does
everything have to stop just because

Christmas?

It's only once a year.

I promised my wife.

Bah humbug, Hatchet.

If I were you, I'd worry more about my
job than about Christmas.

Miss Scrooge.

Go, Hatchet, and take this Hatchet job
with you.

And send in the Beaver Boy of the Month
candidate on your way out.

Beaver Publications, Merry Christmas.

No, I'm sorry, Mr. Gervich. Miss Scrooge
is in conference.

She's very busy. Mr. Gurvich and left
orders not to be disturbed Perhaps mr.

Hatchet can help you

Come

in Good afternoon I'm Kurt Reynolds and
a Merry Christmas to you

toots bah humbug I Beg your pardon I'm
not interested in what

season it happens to be, Mr. Reynolds.

I'm a very busy woman. So would you
mind? Oh, sure. I have the portfolio

here. I think you'll see any pose you'd
like.

You do have quite a body here, Mr.
Reynolds. Well, I do manage to keep in

with a few bumps and grinds here and
there and a few midnight push -ups.

I can see that.

But we can't tell everything from
photographs.

We expect a great deal from our Beaver
boys.

A great deal.

Take off your clothes.

Why, a certain amount. I've got nothing
to hide but my shortcomings.

Oh, Gina, I'd like you in here right
now, please.

Yes, Miss Scrooge.

Oh, this young gentleman thinks he'd
like to be a beaver boy. What do you

You do seem to have the right equipment.

Does it work as good as it looks?

She never let me down yet, Mama.

You do understand, Mr. Reynolds, that
even though my assistant is touching and

caressing your penis, that this is only
business.

That's right, ma 'am, but before we die,
we've got to sign.

I must know, for my readers, what it
looks like when it's bigger and harder,

whether you really qualify to be a sex
symbol.

I mean, whether you really qualify.

Does it meet with your approval, dear?

Very much, Miss Scrooge.

Hi, sweetheart. Yeah, I'm still at the
office, babe.

Yeah, I know it's Christmas Eve, but
Miss Scrooge said she'd fire me if I

finish this layout.

Yes, dear, I know Tiny Kim wants her
daddy home.

Look, sweetheart, I'll finish this as...
speed it up as quickly as I can. I'll

be home as soon as possible, okay?

Okay.

Sweetheart, Merry Christmas.

Beaver Publications, Merry Christmas.

No, I'm sorry Miss Scrooge is left for
the day, but she will be in tomorrow.

I know it's Saturday, and I know it's
Christmas Day.

Yes, but she always works on Christmas
Day.

Everyone but me. But Miss Scrooge that,
but Miss Scrooge this. I've had enough

of it. Now get this out of here. Look at
that.

Oh, Miss Scrooge.

I was wondering if I could have the
night off. My boyfriend Tony has tickets

the Christmas show at Radio City.

And being that it's Christmas, I thought
you might let me have the night off.

What? If I hear Christmas from one more
person...

Look, you cheap little tart, if you want
to perversely copulate with your

boyfriend, do it on your own time. Now,
I've got to get some sleep, and I don't

want to be disturbed. Do you understand?

That is good.

Marley was only still alive. He was the
only one that ever understood what was

going on.

These incompetent fools babbling about
Christmas and this and that.

Absolutely ridiculous.

What do you want?

How do I look, Carol?

Different, don't I?

I've got a proposition for you, honey.

You don't want to wind up like me, do
you?

I'm here to save you.

I got a raw deal. I really did.

I died at my desk with a heart on.

Carol, it wasn't fair.

They threw the book at me.

I still got some bruises.

I'm telling you, Carol, it wasn't fair.

But I'm going to save you.

I'm going to help you.

Look at these chains.

These worldly whatnots.

I have to walk around in time endless
with these heavy chains.

Is it not fair?

Lance, even the Grim Reaper can't shut
you up. Please, just get to the point.

Okay, okay, listen. I got a really good
proposition for you, honey.

Because I made a deal with the
committee. So you're pretty lucky.

You understand what I mean?

You understand what I mean?

Okay, honey.

You're going to be visited by three
spirits.

Oh, yes, you are.

Now, I'll tell you what, if you don't
cooperate, Carol, you know what's going

happen.

You know what's going to happen.

These heavy chains.

What am I supposed to do?

You know, Carol, it's been seven long
years.

Lonely years.

You still look pretty damn good to me,
Tootsie.

You know that?

Do you know what death is?

You don't know what death is.

I know what death is.

It's an ever -endless wet dream.

And you keep waking up before you come.

What about it, Tootsie?

There's nobody that gives good blowjobs
in heaven.

How about it, baby?

For old Lancey.

Carol Poo, is there a bathroom here I'll
clean up?

I'll take my chains off for you.

Please, Carol.

It's so cold out there.

I don't see why we have to be so quiet.
Nobody can hear us in here.

Scrooge hears us, I'll get fired for
sure.

What's this chick Carol Scrooge like,
anyway?

I mean, how come you never introduced me
to her?

You know, maybe she'd make me playboy of
the month.

Hey, I hear they pay a lot of dough for
that.

Enough to get married on.

Just be quiet.

She's got lots of playboys, and I bet
they don't get paid much anyway. Just

she calls fringe benefits.

What fringe benefits?

Never mind.

Why don't you just... Pay attention to
me.

Why don't you quit your damn ironing?

Are you the spirit whose coming was
foretold to me?

I am.

Who and what are you?

I am the ghost of Christmas past.

Long past?

Your past.

Could you put on your hat? That light is
hurting my eyes.

What?

Would you so soon with worldly hands put
out the light I give?

Is it not enough that you are one of
those whose passions made this happen

forced me through all eternity to wear
it low upon my brow?

All right, all right.

Don't be so touchy.

What do you want, anyway?

Your welfare.

If it's my welfare you're so concerned
about, why don't you let me get a whole

night's sleep?

Your reclamation, then.

Come.

Rise and walk with me.

I'm not going out that way.

We mortals aren't too good in the flying
department, you know.

Bear but a touch upon my hand and you
shall be upheld.

What is this place?

This is no place but time.

Time without beginning and time without
end.

American Express?

Surely you must take American Express.

Well then, Master George, will you take
my Master George?

Surely you'll take diner's club.

I have diner's club.

Who is this man?

What is he doing here?

He is not here.

He is everywhere.

On Earth, he was a businessman and world
traveler.

His factories polluted the rivers.

He used his many credit cards to rent
automobiles and get airplanes that

polluted the atmosphere that others less
guilty than himself were forced to

breathe. His corrupt ideas polluted the
minds of other men, and he died to face

a justice that is eternal.

And why is he wearing these credit cards
all over his body? It is his fate to

wander through eternity armed with the
credit cards that made his life on Earth

so easy for him.

But now, no one will accept them.

He is doomed to face eternal rejection
at infinite Hertz counters throughout

time.

Diners Club.

Won't you please take Diners Club?

You must take the American Express.

Won't you please take the American
Express? And will this be my fate too?

That is up to you. Come, follow me
through time.

Does it look familiar to you?

I haven't thought about it in a long
time, but that's my old room when we

in Westchester.

And that's Billy Baxter.

This is my Johnny and Ida's autographed
football.

I bet you I could throw it farther than
anything.

And Barbie White.

She was my best friend. Barbie?

Oh, you and your football.

That's all you ever want for Christmas
is a football.

Barbie? It's me, Cal.

Barbie? They are but shadows of things
that have been. They have no

consciousness of...

You mean they can't see me? That is
correct.

But you can see them.

And, well, you should.

For there is much to learn from things
that have been.

Where's Carol, anyway? She said I could
play with her new doll.

Well, I don't know.

What do you want with the doll, anyway?

Oh, Carol, I think that's wonderful.

I never get Christmas presents like you
do. You like it? I think it's wonderful.

Come play with the doll. But first you
have to do something.

Everything has its price.

All right, what do I have to do?

I want you to kiss me.

That's all?

Not like that.

Not on the cheek. I want you to kiss me
all over. And you too, Billy.

Oh, no.

Not me. I've got to get home for
Christmas dinner. We're having turkey.

Billy, you'll do as you're told. Or I'll
tell my mother that it was you who

broke the dining room window with your
snowball.

Oh, no, please.

If Mom finds out, I won't get my
allowance for a year.

Then you'll do what I tell you. I'm
going to take off my jammies, and I want

to kiss me there.

But I've got to get home for dinner.
You'll leave.

All right.

What should I do first?

Why are you showing me this?

Does it bother you?

No. Well, I don't know.

I was always fond of Billy.

Our parents thought we would marry,
but... But?

But he sort of changed his mind.

As we grew older, we grew apart.

After I left home, I never saw him
again.

I always wondered what had happened to
him.

How could you hope to have gained in
friendship those the advantage of whom

so boldly took?

Gaze upon this deed and know.

You two, take off your clothes.

But my mother... Billy!

I'll tell.

Take off your clothes.

Okay, Barbie, I want you to kneel down
and make Billy's pee -pee hard.

Put it in your mouth and be very nice.

Do you like that, Billy?

Well, yes.

Do it nice, Barbie.

Okay.

I want you to kiss him really good.

Stop that.

Carol, leave me alone.

Well, then do it right.

What is the matter?

Nothing in particular.

Something, I think.

No, well, I'd like to touch him just
once.

Just to touch him. Quite impossible.

I know.

What was to become of them? They were to
marry.

She bore him three fine sons, blessed
with good health, and they were quite

happy in their situation.

Do they ever think of me?

My time grows short.

Please, take me away from here. I told
you that these are shadows of things

have been, that they are what they are.

Don't blame me.

Are you the second ghost that Marley
spoke of?

You bet your buns, baby.

Aren't I just a sight?

Honestly, I think I am simply too, too
divine.

Oh, but divine is such a boring word.

Overused, don't you think? And I am
certainly anything but boring.

If the first spirit was the ghost of
Christmas past, then you must be the

of Christmas present.

You bet your mortal sins, you sweet pea.

You naughty, naughty thing. I mean, I am
the present.

I'm now.

I'm what's happening. I'm together.

I mean, I'm what's happening, baby.

Are you just what's happening to me, or
are you what's happening to everyone?

Well, you are a curious little munchkin.

Well, if you must know, I'm your now.

I mean, at least now I'm your now.

Other nows, I'm other people's nows. Did
you get all of that?

I mean, I'm just happening everywhere,
honey.

I'm so now that, well, if there were
such a thing as reincarnation, I'd come

back as Bloomingdale's.

Look, spirit, just take me where I'm
supposed to go.

Last night I learned a lesson I won't
forget soon.

So just take me.

My, you are an anxious little cutie,
aren't you?

All right, if that's what we want.

You may touch my tunic.

I just love appearing and reappearing. I
mean, it's just too, too divine.

I suppose. I mean, it's absolutely too
ethereal. It reminds me of the baths.

continental baths? Oh, the continental
baths. Oh, my, my, we are tacky.

No, you silly goose, the original baths
at the original Caesar's Palace.

I mean, you know, Brutus was an
honorable man and all that sort of

What did you bring me here to see?

Plenty, you little honeypot.

I brought you here to see what's
happening now.

I mean, you have just to look no further
than straight in front of you.

Tell me, what do you see?

Well, there's something, but I can't
make it out.

Oh, Bob, please be careful of those
balls.

I only had enough money to get one box.

Sorry, dear.

That's Bob Hatchet and his wife Barbara.

Well, no shit, Sherlock.

Now you just look straight ahead and
watch how people less fortunate than

yourselves celebrate the spirit of
Christmas. What could they possibly have

celebrate?

You just keep watching, Toots. Maybe
you'll learn something.

You know, you've been working for that
skin -flint Carol Scrooge for four years

now without a raise.

Yes, dear.

Honestly, if you were working for any
other magazine in the city, you'd be

making twice as much.

God, I hate that woman.

You know, it's strange, but I really
feel kind of sorry for her.

She doesn't even believe in Christmas.

I think she's really just a terribly
lonely person.

She's an old witch.

No, she's not.

With all the money, she's sitting home
alone on Christmas Eve, lonely and

miserable.

You know, we're a lot luckier.

We have each other.

Come on.

It's time for you to open your present.

Honey, I told you not to get me
anything.

Gotta open the present now.

Oh, honey, you shouldn't have.

I told you not to get me anything.

Oh, it's okay. I paid you money for my
grocery allowance.

This must have been very expensive.

Doesn't matter. You're worth it.

Do you like it?

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Yes, but you haven't shown me.

I can't believe it.

I mean, they have no money in the bank,
and he can hardly exist on the salary

that I pay him. How can they be so
happy?

Well, they're happy because they love
each other, and it's Christmas.

What does that matter?

Oh, well, you are a tacky bitch.

You just better keep watching.

Amen.

Merry Christmas.

They

don't

even dislike me. As mean as I've been to
them. And they don't even dislike me.

Well, well, well.

I think you're finally beginning to
catch on.

What happens now?

Well, my time is up. I've got to fly.

I mean, you're not the only boob in a
bra.

Spirit?

Spirit, don't leave me alone.

I don't want to be alone.

I think I understand now.

Spirit, please.

Please don't leave me alone.

Are you the spirit of Christmas yet to
come?

You're going to show me things that
haven't happened, but will happen in the

future?

Is that why you're here, spirit?

Ghost of the future, I fear you more
than any spirit I have seen.

But I know your purpose is to do me
good, and I want to change.

So I will bear your company and do it
gladly.

But please, speak to me.

Oh, all right then.

Lead on.

Spirit, I don't understand any of this.

It's just a cheap hooker picking up some
creep.

Come in, honey.

Don't be bashful.

Mama's going to show you a good time.

Close the door, honey. We don't want an
audience for this.

Take them off.

Let Mama see what you look like.

Mama's going to show you a good time for
your 20 bucks.

Oh, my God.

Spirit, tell me it's not true.

Please, it just can't be true.

Look, I don't want you to think I do
things like this. I mean, I've got a

family.

Sure, honey, I know.

Me too.

Come on, honey, take them off.

I haven't got all night. Girls got to
make a living, you know.

Come on, honey, I haven't got all night.

Come on, honey, let's wash it off.

This is your first half.

Mmm. Mmm.

Not too fast, baby.

Oh, I feel so good.

You sure

take a long time.

I'm feeding myself to the other half.

Ah.

Oh.

The first death is over, honey.

Fuck me, honey.

Come on, Daddy.

Give it to Mommy.

Come on, baby.

Doesn't that feel good?

Spirit, please do something.

You must have the power to change it.

I'll do anything.

Please, don't let this happen to me.

Give it all to mommy, baby. Come on,
honey.

Ooh, put that big cock in there. Ooh,
ooh.

Ooh. Fuck me. Yeah, fuck me. Come on,
baby.

Do it good, baby.

Spirit, just tell me this.

Are these the shadows of things that
will be?

Or are these the shadows of things that
might be?

Spirit, tell me this.

I understand the course a person takes
through life is connected to certain

ends.

But if the course were to change, then
certainly the ends would change.

Spirit, please tell me this is so.

Please tell me I can change the things
I've seen tonight.

Please, Spirit, tell me I can change
these things.

I'm different now.

I understand the meaning of Christmas.

Not just... Once a year, but every
minute of every day.

I've understood the lessons the three
spirits have taught me, and I'll never

forget them.

Please tell me I can change these
things. You know, honey, you're a rotten

Please, spirit?

No, no, no spirit. Don't listen. No, no.

Oh I'm alive and it's Thursday. No, it's

Saturday. Each of the spirits took a
different night. Oh, it doesn't matter.

I'm alive and it's, oh it's gorgeous.

Oh, what a beautiful day.

I've never seen such a beautiful day.
What a glorious day.

What a wonderful day to be alive.

Hello.

Tell me, what day is this?

Today?

Why, it's Christmas Day.

It's Christmas Day.

I haven't missed it then.

The spirits did it all in one night.

They can do anything they like.

Of course they can.

A Merry Christmas to you.

The merriest Christmas to all of you.

I think I like the way that sounds.

Yes.

Merry Christmas.

Merry, merry, merry Christmas.

Oh, I feel so good.

I'll celebrate Christmas every day of
the year.

I'll be the best person I can possibly
be.

I'll do better than that. I'll be a
friend to the needy.

I'll be a friend to everyone.