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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, FELLA.

KEEP GOING AND I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU.

WAX.

MY PARTNER AND I

ARE WORKING WITH THE NEW ORLEANS POLICE.

AND WE'RE TRYING TO LOCATE A SCIENTIST

THAT WAS WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

YEAH. HIS NAME IS LYMAN ARMBRUSTER.

LAST SEEN IN NEW ORLEANS ABOUT A WEEK AGO.

YES, BUT THE ONLY THING THAT INTERESTS ME

ARE HIS SPECIFICATIONS.

WELL, HE WAS TALL, SLENDER, SANDIED HAIR, EARLY 50s.

NOPE. NOTHING IN THAT DESCRIPTION'S COME IN.

BUT I'VE GOT A BIG ONE

THAT WAS JUST FISHED OUT OF THE BAYOU.

HE DIDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE AN EARRING ON HIS LEFT EAR?

YES. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE HAS.

AND A BULLET HOLE IN HIS HEART?

YES. TINY JON, THAT'S HIS NAME.

OH, I'LL TAKE YOUR FORM 17 FIRST-- REGULATIONS.

FORM 17?

YOUR AUTHORIZATION FOR INSPECTION.

YOU DID GET ONE FROM THE COMMISSIONER?

ARTIE, GIVE THE GENTLEMAN WHAT HE WANTS.

OH, FORM 17?

OH, YES, OF COURSE.

FORM 17...I HAVE IT IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

ARTIE, IT'S THE SAME ONE.

NOW SEE HERE, IF YOU TWO THINK YOU CAN COME IN HERE

SNOOPING AROUND WITHOUT OFFICIAL AUTHORIZATION...

AHHHH, THERE'S THE ELUSIVE LITTLE RASCAL.

FORM 17.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT ALL IN PROPER ORDER.

OH, YES, SIR. IT CERTAINLY SEEMS TO BE.

TAKE YOUR TIME, GENTLEMEN.

OH, BEFORE YOU LEAVE, WILL YOU TURN OUT THE LIGHTS?

OH.

WELL, UNLESS HIS HEART'S IN THE WRONG PLACE,

THAT BULLET HAD TO KILL HIM INSTANTANEOUSLY.

ARTIE, THAT BULLET NEVER EVEN FAZED THIS MAN.

MAYBE IT WAS THE MAGIC TALISMAN THAT SAVED HIM.

WAIT A MINUTE. DON'T LAUGH, JIM.

THOSE WHO PRACTICE VOODOO CALL THIS A WONGA.

FOR THEM, IT IS A MAGIC TALISMAN.

YOU KNOW, IF THEY BELIEVE IN THAT ENOUGH,

THEY CAN DO INCREDIBLE THINGS.

YEAH, I KNOW.

I SAW A WOMAN WALK ACROSS BURNING COALS

WITHOUT EVEN RAISING A BLISTER.

IT'S PURE AUTOHYPNOSIS, OF COURSE.

NOBODY KNOWS HOW OR WHY IT WORKS, BUT IT DOES.

ARTIE, COULD AUTOHYPNOSIS

SAVE A MAN FROM A BULLET IN THE HEART?

IT WOULDN'T SEEM SO, WOULD IT?

NO, IT WOULDN'T.

LISTEN, WHAT ABOUT THAT STRANGE SOUND

THAT YOU HEARD WHICH SERVED AS A KIND OF A SIGNAL

FOR TINY JON TO STOP STRANGLING YOU AND--

JIM, LOOK AT THIS.

YOU KNOW, ARTIE, DR. EDDINGTON,

BEING ONE OF THE TOP SCIENTISTS IN THIS COUNTRY

AND A FORMER ASSOCIATE OF DR. ARMBRUSTER,

OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO GIVE US A GOOD LEAD ON THIS CASE.

ARTIE, THE DOCTOR'S INVITATION STRESSED

THAT WE ARE NOT TO DRESS.

WELL, IT'S JUST A BASIC BOA.

I TELL YOU, I CAN'T GET THE MEMORY

OF TINY JON'S OUT OF MY MIND.

MAYBE THE DOCTOR CAN HELP US WITH THAT, TOO.

YEAH, WELL, HE BETTER.

CAN YOU IMAGINE COLONEL RICHMOND'S FACE

WHEN HE SEES MY REPORT?

"NOTHING ELSE IN THE WAY OF DEVELOPMENTS

"EXCEPT FOR ONE MINOR DETAIL--

"THE CORPSE, WHEN VIEWED AT THE MORGUE,

GLOWED LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT."

YOU EXTEND MY APOLOGIES TO DR. EDDINGTON, WILL YOU?

YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING? WHY?

I'D KIND OF LIKE TO TEST OUT

A LITTLE PROGRAM I'VE BEEN TOYING WITH.

SUCH AS?

WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DIG UP ANY LEADS, RIGHT?

WITH THIS, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HAVE SOME LEADS DIG ME UP.

USING WHAT FOR BAIT?

WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR RATS...CHEESE.

GOOD LUCK, ARTIE.

THANK YOU, JAMES.

MY NAME IS JAMES WEST. DR. EDDINGTON--

IS EXPECTING YOU.

YES, SIR. RIGHT THIS WAY.

WOULD YOU WAIT IN THE LIBRARY, SIR?

THANK YOU.

IT'S LOVELY.

OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARTLE YOU.

THAT'S BRAHMS, ISN'T IT?

YOU RECOGNIZED IT. WHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

MISS CLAYPOOLE, MY TEACHER,

SAYS THAT EVERYTHING I PLAY SOUNDS...

YOU'RE NOT MR. JAMES WEST AND ARTEMUS GORDON?

NO, I'M JUST JAMES WEST.

OH, WHEN DADDY TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING TONIGHT,

I GOT THIS PICTURE OF YOU.

YOU WERE DARK AND BULKY

AND YOU HAD THIS GREAT SCAR RUNNING ALONG YOUR CHEEK,

AND YOUR HAIR WAS THINNING ON THE TOP...

ACTUALLY, THAT IS ME. I'M JUST WEARING A DISGUISE.

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

BY THE WAY, I'M MARIAH EDDINGTON.

HOW DO YOU DO, MARIAH?

DADDY, MAY I PRESENT THE CELEBRATED MR. JAMES WEST?

THE CELEBRATED DR. EDDINGTON.

I SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET MY DAUGHTER, MARIAH.

MR. GORDON?

OH, HE COULDN'T COME TONIGHT.

WILL YOU JOIN ME IN A BRANDY?

TWO BRANDIES, TARO.

DADDY, REMEMBER YOUR PROMISE.

MAKE THAT THREE, TARO.

AND ONE OF THEM A SMALL BRANDY.

MR. WEST, WOULD YOU BE SEATED?

MR. WEST, I WAS DISTURBED TO LEARN

THAT MY OLD FRIEND, DR. LYMAN ARMBRUSTER, IS--

YOU KEEP STARING AT ME. IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?

I'M SORRY, DOCTOR, BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT RECALL

THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.

REALLY? WHERE WAS THAT?

IT WAS DEEP IN THE BAYOU COUNTRY.

YOU WERE STRETCHED OUT ON A VOODOO SACRIFICIAL ALTAR.

THAT'S FANTASTIC.

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO MODEL A WAX FIGURE

IN MY LIKENESS?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M SURE THERE'S A CONNECTION

BETWEEN THAT AND DR. ARMBRUSTER'S DISAPPEARANCE.

OH, SURELY YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS?

OH, YES, I AM, DOCTOR.

I'M SURE YOU WERE AWARE THAT HE WAS ENGAGED

IN IMPORTANT RESEARCH FOR OUR GOVERNMENT?

YES. YES, I KNEW.

ALTHOUGH LYMAN NEVER GAVE ME THE DETAILS

BECAUSE OF ITS CLASSIFIED NATURE.

I REMEMBER VERY WELL THAT HE WAS ENTHUSIASTIC

ABOUT A CERTAIN SAMPLE THAT HAD BEEN SENT TO HIM.

BY WHOM?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW THAT, MR. WEST.

HE NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

BUT I KNEW THAT HE WAS EXTREMELY INTERESTED

IN GETTING MORE OF THE SAME.

AH, TARO, HERE PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

TO DEAR FRIENDS AND THEIR SAFE RETURN.

LAST NIGHT AT THE VOODOO CEREMONY,

I WAS FORCED TO SHOOT AND KILL A MAN.

LATER, WHEN I EXAMINED THE BODY AT THE MORGUE,

I FOUND THAT... HIS HANDS GLOWED IN THE DARK.

ARTICULUS.

WHO'S ARTICULUS?

I'M SORRY.

I-I GUESS I WAS THINKING OUT LOUD.

MANY YEARS AGO, MR. WEST,

DR. ARMBRUSTER AND I WORKED TOGETHER WITH ARTICULUS.

ARTICULUS WAS A BRILLIANT RESEARCHER WHO,

BY THE USE OF VOLATILE SALTS,

CAUSED SOME OF HIS GUINEA PIGS TO GLOW,

AS YOU DESCRIBED...

WHICH IS THE POINT WHERE DR. ARMBRUSTER AND I

BROKE OFF OUR COLLABORATION WITH HIM.

HIS GUINEA PIGS WERE HUMAN... THEY DIED.

OH. WHERE IS DR. ARTICULUS NOW?

HE, TOO, DIED.

HE WAS BURNED TO DEATH IN A LABORATORY EXPLOSION,

WHICH WAS FORTUNATE IN A GRISLY WAY.

BECAUSE ARMBRUSTER AND I WERE PREPARED

TO BRING CRIMINAL MALPRACTICE CHARGES AGAINST HIM WHEN...

STUPID OF ME, BUT I DETEST THAT SOUND.

IT ARISES WITH THE WIND'S PASSAGE THROUGH THE TREES,

I SUSPECT.

WHENEVER I HEAR THAT SOUND,

AND I'VE BEEN HEARING IT MORE AND MORE LATELY,

I GET A DISTINCTLY UNPLEASANT FEELING.

MARIAH?

WHAT IS IT, MARIAH?

I BECAME DIZZY.

THE BRANDY, I SUPPOSE.

YOU'RE NOT HURT?

NO, NO. I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT TIRED.

IF YOU AND MR. WEST WILL EXCUSE ME?

RELUCTANTLY, MARIAH.

GOOD NIGHT.

SLEEP WELL, MY DEAR.

ANOTHER BRANDY, MR. WEST?

OH, NO, THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

I'VE GOT SOME OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT BUSINESS

THAT I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF.

GOOD NIGHT, SIR.

GOOD NIGHT.

OH, I-I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. PLEASE EXCUSE ME, SIR.

NO, I-I-I-I'M--

YOU!

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?

YES, I CERTAINLY DO, SIR. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

I-I-I JUST DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL FORGIVE YOU.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, LOUIE?

WHY NOT? AFTER ALL, IT WAS A MISTAKE, WASN'T IT?

YES, YES. IT WAS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

THEN I FORGIVE YOU, TOO.

OH, THANK YOU.

GENTLEMEN, PLEASE...

WELL...HMM...

I CAN SEE THAT THERE'S BEEN A DREADFUL MISUNDERSTANDING,

SO IF YOU WILL JUST EXCUSE ME, I'LL--

I DON'T THINK HE LIKES US.

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!

I LOVE EVERY ONE OF YOU!

NOT WELL ENOUGH TO DRINK WITH US.

OH, YES, YES.

INDEED, WELL ENOUGH...WELL ENOUGH TO DRINK...WITH YOU.

I'LL HAVE A... SMALL SHERRY.

YOU HEARD THE MAN, GILLY. A SMALL SHERRY.

ALL RIGHT, CLEAR THE WAY. GIVE US ROOM.

OH, I NEEDED THAT. I THINK.

HOW ABOUT A DOUBLE THIS TIME, GILLY?

YEAH, MORE SHERRY, GILLY.

I DON'T CARE FOR ANY MORE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

LET ME JUST PAY FOR THIS.

I'LL BE VERY HAPPY TO...

CAN YOU TELL ME HOW MUCH I OWE FOR THE SHERRY?

HOW MUCH DO THEY CHARGE...

OH, DEAR, I HOPE THEY HAVEN'T

ALL LEFT ON MY ACCOUNT, HAVE THEY?

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

WHAT? OH, YOU MEAN THIS FUNNY-LOOKING MEDAL?

I-I-I FOUND IT.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I MIGHT GET ANOTHER ONE?

ANOTHER ONE? WHY?

WELL, I THOUGHT PERHAPS

I MIGHT HAVE A PAIR OF EARRINGS MADE

FOR MY AUNT MAUDE.

YOU SEE, I'VE PROMISED HER

THAT I WOULD BRING HER BACK SOME SOUVENIR

FROM OUR CONVENTION.

NOW, LISTEN, YOU TAKE MY ADVICE

AND YOU LEAVE THAT RIGHT WHERE YOU FOUND IT.

OH, AND DISAPPOINT AUNT MAUDE?

NEVERMIND. I'LL FIND ONE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

THAT'S THE IDEA, ALGERNON.

IF YOU ARE SPEAKING TO ME,

MY NAME IS BELDON SCOVILL, JR.

WELL, IF FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED,

JUST KEEP RIGHT ON TRYING.

STAY OUT OF THIS, DOMINO.

WHY, GILLY, I'M SURPRISED AT YOU.

JUNIOR HERE NEEDS HELP. DON'T YOU, JUNIOR?

YES, I DO. I-I-I MOST CERTAINLY DO.

WELL, I WARNED YOU.

WARNED ME?

WELL, YOU SEE, I HAVE THIS AUNT MAUDE.

AND I THOUGHT

THAT I WOULD HAVE A PAIR OF EARRINGS MADE

OUT OF THESE SILLY, LITTLE MEDALS.

I CAN ONLY FIND ONE OF THEM.

I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO GET ANOTHER ONE

JUST LIKE IT.

OH, COULD YOU?

COME IN.

I AM PHALAH. WON'T YOU COME IN?

OH, UH, YES, YES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HOW DO YOU DO, MISS PHALAH?

IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

MY NAME IS BELDON SKOVILL, JR.

YOU SEE, WE ACCOUNTANTS ARE HERE ON AN ANNUAL CONVENTION,

AND I...

WON'T YOU SIT DOWN?

OH, NO, NO, NO. REALLY THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.

NO, PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU SEE, I WAS DIRECTED HERE BECAUSE...

JUST AS I THOUGHT--

YOU HAVE MOST UNUSUAL FORMATIONS.

OH, REALLY?

WELL, YOU KNOW, I ONCE FELL OFF A PORCH GLIDER AS A BOY.

I DIDN'T THINK IT STILL SHOWED.

YOU HAVE COURAGE. MORE THAN YOUR SHARE.

OH, WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.

I READ A KIND OF COURAGE IN YOU.

THE KIND THAT IS FOOLHARDY

THAT WILL ONLY LEAD TO DISASTER.

DO I MAKE MYSELF PLAIN?

YES, I THINK SO. GO ON.

THERE IS MORE...

BUT YOU CAME HERE WITH A QUESTION, I THINK.

HMM?

OH, OH, YES.

I WAS WONDERING WHERE I COULD GET

ANOTHER MEDAL JUST LIKE THIS ONE.

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS THEN?

IT IS JUST A TRINKET.

YES, BUT YOU SEE,

I WAS LOOKING FOR ONE FOR MY AUNT MAUDE.

I TOLD YOU, I DO NOT KNOW WHERE.

SHE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THEM AS A PAIR OF EARRINGS,

AND IF I DIDN'T, SHE'D BE SO DISAPPOINTED,

DON'T YOU SEE?

IN THE BAYOU.

YES?

HEADING NORTH TOWARDS SANDONIECE.

ALWAYS CONTINUING WITH THE WEST FORKS AT THE BANK.

YES, YES. GO ON.

BUT THERE ARE MILES OF SWAMP,

TANGLED CYPRESS ROOTS, ALLIGATORS AND MOCCASINS.

YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT.

BUT IF YOU CONTINUE, ALWAYS HOLD INTO THE WEST BANK.

YOU'LL COME TO A DESERTED HOUSE.

WELL, IF IT'S DESERTED, HOW COULD--

OH, I SEE, YOU MEAN IT REALLY ISN'T DESERTED, IS IT?

I SEE. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, MISS PHALAH.

YOU'VE BEEN MOST HELPFUL.

MY AUNT MAUDE WILL BE VERY GRATEFUL.

FOLLOW HIM.

COME IN, MR. WEST. DO.

NO NEED TO STAND ON CEREMONY.

WELL, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, INTRODUCTIONS ARE IN ORDER.

You don't know me.

NO. ONLY YOUR NAME.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU KNOW THAT?

ONLY DR. ARTICULUS COULD HAVE CREATED HUMAN GLOWWORMS

IN HIS LABORATORY

AND KILLED THEM OFF IN THE PROCESS

AND HAVE ENGINEERED MOCK HUMANS LIKE THESE.

I SEE YOU'VE BEEN TALKING

TO MY OLD COMRADE IN ARMS, PAUL EDDINGTON.

It's a brilliant deduction, really. First-rate.

Don't do that, Mr. West.

HE'S BEYOND ALL HELP.

Many more will take his place.

We have many eager arrivals every day.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH DR. ARMBRUSTER?

DOES HE LOOK FAMILIAR?

DR. ARMBRUSTER.

Yes.

YOU'VE ENDED YOUR SEARCH.

YOU'VE FOUND YOUR MAN, MR. WEST.

What was that phrase you used?

Mock humans?

AFTER A FEW WEEKS, YOU, TOO,

WILL HAVE ACHIEVED THAT MOCK-HUMAN APPEARANCE.

SO, WON'T YOU...JOIN THE OTHER LABORERS IN MY VINEYARD?

WON'T YOU, MR. WEST?

I TELL YOU, THIS IS UTTERLY OUTRAGEOUS!

WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

I HAVEN'T THE TIME, I TELL YOU!

WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?

WHO IS THIS MAN?

HE CLAIMS HE SEPARATED FROM HIS PARTY.

ARE YOU IN CHARGE, SIR?

WHY DID YOU BRING HIM HERE? YOU KNOW YOUR ORDERS.

NOW JUST ONE MOMENT!

I'VE HAD AS MUCH OF THIS AS I'M GOING TO TAKE!

I'VE HAD DIFFICULTIES WITH SURVEYS IN MY TIME,

BUT THIS IS THE WORST I'VE EVER KNOWN--

BEING ROUSED ABOUT BY YOUR MEN HERE, THESE YAHOOS,

AND A HOUSE THAT ISN'T EVEN ON THE CHARTS.

WHAT CHARTS?

THIS HOUSE IS GOING TO BE COMING DOWN, BRICK BY BRICK,

IN ORDER TO MAKE WAY FOR A CANAL WE'RE BUILDING

FROM BATON ROUGE TO THE GULF.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I OWN THIS HOUSE.

WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. IT'S COMING DOWN ANYWAY.

YOU CAN'T STAND IN THE WAY OF PROGRESS.

HEY, YOU LEAVE MY EQUIPMENT HERE.

WON'T YOU JOIN ME IN THE OTHER ROOM?

THAT'S BETTER.

WON'T YOU SIT DOWN, MR...?

BRAINARD, BRAINARD, SAMUEL P.

MAJOR, UNITED STATES ARMY, CORPS OF ENGINEERS.

NO, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

ABOUT THIS CANAL, SIR...

I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS HOME, SIR.

AFTER ALL, A MAN'S HOME IS HIS...

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE MOST EQUITABLE

IN SETTLING WITH YOU FOR ITS APPROPRIATION.

I TAKE IT THIS ROUTE IS QUITE DETERMINED?

NO, NO, ACTUALLY, THERE ARE ALTERNATES.

I DON'T THINK THEY'RE AS GOOD.

AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT MY REPORT'S GOING TO READ.

MAY I OFFER YOU A GLASS OF WINE, MAJOR?

WHY, YES. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU.

NOW, ABOUT THESE TWO ROUTES.

ARE YOU SURE ONE OF THEM MIGHT NOT BE BETTER?

WELL, I MIGHT BE WILLING--

MY DEAR, COME IN.

PHALAH, THIS IS MAJOR BRAINARD.

MAJOR BRAINARD.

MY PLEASURE, MA'AM.

PHALAH IS MY HOUSEKEEPER.

OH. OH, I SEE.

WELL, AS I WAS SAYING,

I THINK I MIGHT BE WILLING TO CONSIDER

ONE OF THOSE OTHER ROUTES.

WELL, I WOULD BE MOST GRATEFUL TO YOU.

MY HOUSE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.

OH, I CAN WELL UNDERSTAND THAT, MR...

ARTICULUS.

ARTICULUS, I'M A REASONABLE MAN.

IN FACT, I MIGHT BE WILLING TO GIVE GREAT DEAL OF THOUGHT

TO ONE OF THE OTHER WAYS.

I MIGHT BE WILLING TO REWARD YOU.

AMAZING, ISN'T IT?

I KNOW A MAN WHO HAS A HEAD EXACTLY LIKE YOURS.

HIS NAME IS BELDON SCOVILL, JR.

ISN'T IT, BELDON?

IT'S CHARMING.

I'M GLAD.

IT'S A CHEERFUL, SUNNY ROOM.

YES, SO I COULD SEE.

IT'S A VERY CHEERFUL VIEW OF THE BARS

AND OF THOSE SUNNY GUARDS PATROLLING DOWNSTAIRS.

I THINK YOU'LL BE COMFORTABLE HERE.

CERTAINLY THERE IS NO CHANCE FOR YOUR BEING DISTURBED.

ACTUALLY, I WON'T BE SEEING YOU IN THE MORNING.

I'M BEING MARRIED.

WELL, HOW FORTUNATE FOR YOU.

MAY I OFFER MY CONGRATULATIONS.

THANK YOU, SIR.

AND THAT EXPLAINS

WHY I WON'T BE ABLE TO GIVE VERY MUCH TIME TO YOU

AT THE MOMENT.

BUT AFTER THE CEREMONY,

I SHALL DEVOTE A GREAT DEAL MORE TIME

TO YOU AND MR. WEST.

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE, IF I MAY.

I'VE CONGRATULATED THE HAPPY GROOM,

BUT I SEEM TO HAVE OVERLOOKED THE BLUSHING BRIDE.

MAY I WISH YOU THE VERY BEST OF LUCK.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I AM TO BE THE BRIDE?

YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT?

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

I SEEM TO HAVE GAFFED AGAIN.

DOES HE KNOW YOU LOVE HIM?

OR THAT, WHOEVER HE'S MARRYING,

SHE COULDN'T POSSIBLY LOVE HIM AS MUCH AS YOU DO?

SHE DOESN'T LOVE HIM AT ALL.

HE'S A BLIND FOOL.

WE MIGHT PERHAPS BE OF SOME HELP TO EACH OTHER--

YOU AND I.

EVEN IF I WANTED TO HELP YOU,

I CAN'T GET YOU OUT.

I WOULDN'T DREAM OF ASKING FOR THAT MUCH.

JUST TELL ME WHERE JAMES WEST IS.

WHY SHOULD I?

BECAUSE IF YOU DO, PHALAH, I PROMISE YOU

THAT MARRIAGE WILL NOT TAKE PLACE TOMORROW.

COME ON, PHALAH.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER.

JUST TELL ME WHERE HE IS,

AND YOUR DOCTOR MARRIES NO ONE.

HE'S IN THE MOLD CHAMBER,

WHERE THE UNDEAD DO THEIR HARVESTING.

IT'S IN THE BASEMENT OF THE BUILDING.

GET TO WORK.

I'M THROUGH WORKING.

AHHH!

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WAS GOING TO HAVE A WEDDING

A LONG TIME AGO.

SOMEONE'S GOING TO HAVE A WEDDING TODAY.

DID YOU KNOW THAT? DR. ARTICULUS.

IF THAT'S TRUE,

THEN I THINK I KNOW WHO THE LUCKY GIRL IS-- MARIAH.

MARIAH?

DR. EDDINGTON'S DAUGHTER.

WHICH IS NO MORE THAN DELAYED JUSTICE.

BECAUSE IT WILL BE 18 YEARS AGO TO THE DAY TOMORROW

THAT I WAS PREPARING TO SIT ACROSS THIS TABLE

WITH MY BRIDE-TO-BE.

UNTIL YOU LEARNED THAT A CRIMINAL MALPRACTICE SUIT

WAS HEADED YOUR WAY.

YOU'RE VERY QUICK, MR. WEST.

YES, I FOUND THAT THANKS TO A COUPLE OF MY COLLEAGUES,

MY WHOLE WORLD CAME CRASHING DOWN AROUND MY HEAD.

SO THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?

I'D SAY YOU DECIDED YOU HAD TO DIE

IN A LABORATORY EXPLOSION.

AS A DEAD MAN SOON COMES TO FIND

THAT HE DOESN'T MEAN VERY MUCH TO A GRIEVING, YOUNG GIRL.

WHO DO YOU THINK

THAT GRIEVING, YOUNG GIRL WAS PERSUADED TO MARRY?

YES.

THIS IS THE CREAM OF THE JEST--

SHE MARRIED PAUL EDDINGTON, HIMSELF.

YOU SEE, DON'T YOU?

THAT'S WHY I'M MARRYING HER DAUGHTER, MARIAH.

IT WILL GO A LONG WAY TOWARD RIGHTING THE WRONG

THAT WAS DONE ME.

I HAVE A SPECIAL PUNISHMENT

FOR DRS. EDDINGTON AND ARMBRUSTER.

HOW ABOUT YOU TWO?

THERE, YOU SEE,

I TOLD YOU HE'D GET AROUND TO US EVENTUALLY.

OBVIOUSLY THE GOVERNMENT HAS SENT YOU TO SPY UPON ME.

OH, I'LL SEND YOU BACK... SATURATED!

THEY'LL FIND YOU IN THE SEA, FLOATING LIKE FIRE ON THE WATER.

A WARNING AGAINST FUTURE INTERFERENCE.

NOTHING PERSONAL, YOU UNDERSTAND?

I SEE.

THEN THE VOODOO MUMBO JUMBO--

ALL A SMOKE SCREEN, I SUPPOSE.

EXACTLY. IT KEPT PEOPLE FROM PRYING INTO THE SWAMP.

IT ENSURED MY PRIVACY.

AND IT GUARANTEED ME AN ARMY OF MY OWN--

NUMBERLESS, WITHOUT FEAR OR PAIN,

AND COMPLETELY UNDER THE CONTROL OF MY WILL.

BUT NOT THROUGH VOODOO?

NO, THROUGH THE MAGIC OF A POTION.

YOU HELPED ME HARVEST THE RAW MATERIAL.

YOU SAW THE ARMY.

EXCEPT WHAT DID YOU CALL IT-- AN ARMY OF MOCK HUMANS

BROUGHT COMPLETELY UNDER THE CONTROL OF MY POTION.

THOSE LOVELY EYES-- SO LIKE HER MOTHER.

BUT SHE IS NOT HER MOTHER!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH, PHALAH.

MR. WEST, MR. GORDON,

LET'S SEE HOW LONG YOU LAST IN THE REFINERY.

GET THEM OUT OF HERE!

THOSE LOVELY EYES-- JUST FOR ME.

ONE DAY SHE'LL SEE YOU AS YOU REALLY ARE.

AND THEN, THERE WILL BE NOTHING

BUT HATE AND DISGUST IN THOSE LOVELY EYES OF HERS.

YOU KNOW,

IT'S NO FUN HANGING AROUND WITH YOU ANYMORE.

JIM, LOOK.

THAT'S DEFINITELY AN AMMONIA DERIVATIVE,

WHICH IS BAD NEWS FOR US.

MUST BE THE MOLD THE DOCTOR'S PREPARING.

WHAT MOLD?

IT'S PREPARATION TO TURN HUMAN BEINGS INTO ROBOTS,

AND I'VE SEEN IT WORK.

I'D SAY FROM THE SIZE OF THIS OPERATION,

HE'S PLANNING ON A WHOLE ARMY.

MAYBE WE CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

I THINK SO.

THERE, IT'S GOING NOW.

OKAY.

IT'S COMING.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

CONTROLS HAVE ALL GONE CRAZY,

AND THE PRESSURE'S FALLING FAST.

JIM!

HOLD IT!

TAKE HER AND GET HER OUTSIDE.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I'M GOING TO FIND ARTICULUS.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

THIS PLACE IS LIABLE TO GO UP

WHILE WE'RE STANDING HERE TALKING.

HE'S LIABLE TO FIND THE LEAK AND FIX IT.

THEN WE'D BE RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED.

COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR.

DOCTOR! IT'S TIME TO GO.

I'VE WORKED... DON'T YOU SEE?

YEARS, I'VE PLANNED-- I'VE PLANNED THIS TO WORK.

I-I-I-- YOU!

YOU RUINED IT! YOU!

YOU! YOU!

YOU!

MR. WEST.

JIM, IT DOESN'T LAST. THE POTION DOESN'T LAST.

WHERE'S ARTICULUS?

HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT, ARTIE.

AH, HERE IT IS.

I KNEW I'D SEEN IT SOMEWHERE BEFORE.

NOW, LISTEN--

"AMONG CERTAIN SECTS IN INDIA, THERE ARE MEN WHO,

"IN THE STATE OF AUTOHYPNOSIS,

"CAN SUBJECT THEMSELVES TO PAINFUL ORDEALS,

"SUCH AS WALKING ON COALS--

ARTIE.

HMM?

WATCH YOUR BREATHING NEAR MY CARDS.

"SUCH AS WALKING ON COALS, LYING ON BEDS OF NAILS

"WHILE HAVING THEIR SKIN PUNCTURED,

"WHICH UNDER ORDINARY CONDITIONS

"WOULD RESULT IN PAINFUL INJURIES,

YET THEY REMAIN COMPLETELY UNMARKED."

NOW, THAT COULD EXPLAIN MARIAH'S LITTLE TRICK.

HMM. PLUS THE POTION SHE DRANK.

MARIAH!

MR. GORDON. MR. WEST.

COME IN, SIT DOWN.

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.

DR. ARMBRUSTER HAS ASKED ME

TO SEND HIS THANKS TO BOTH OF YOU.

AND HE'S COMING ALONG VERY NICELY NOW.

WELL, WE'RE GLAD TO HEAR THAT.

HE'S MUCH TOO GOOD A MAN TO LOSE.

BUT WE ALMOST DID LOSE HIM AND WHO KNOW'S WHAT ELSE

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOURSELF AND MR. WEST.

WELL, AT LEAST IT'S OVER.

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU--

DO YOU KNOW THE GLOW THAT WAS ON THE HANDS

OF SOME OF THE UNDEAD?

YEAH. WHO COULD FORGET IT?

WELL, IT SEEMS IT WAS JUST SOME SORT OF POWDER

THAT RUBBED OFF

ON THE PEOPLE WHO TOUCHED THE MOLD.

AND IT DOESN'T EVEN LAST.

WELL, THAT JUST GOES TO PROVE A POINT.

WHAT POINT?

WELL, I GUESS THINGS

ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE, RIGHT?

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